dark pool edition>Some helpful links to numb the painhttps://findahelpline.com/https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/https://www.whitehouse.gov/refundshttps://jlingz.com/>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesprevious thread>>61902663
first for babe!
> futures
First for Michael burry substack.
NVDA whatever happened there?
>>61904021He is wrong in his GPU depreciation calculations. He has no idea what he's talking about when it comes to technology.
>>61904032He is correct based on recent history and advances. Only need to google compute energy costs by nvidia generation to realize that he is correct .
>>61904017is he retarded?
MU sisters, we are a dying breed
>>61904032He's also a fanny bagholder kek
Market is gonna mega pump friday.
Bros, my SMDK is battered and beaten. It needs some of muminas udder delights.
>>61904055I will sell my MUU once MU hits 540
>>61904029Poompa then doompa
>>61904055>higher lowsthen show me his body
>>61904049Recent history is pointless. There was never such demand for advances this fast in GPUs and we are now near the limits. We are closing in on a plateau in performance and economic limitation in energy, raw materials, and supply, and we are getting closer and closer to the physical limits in the chips themselves. Moore's law is dead, and advances are mostly just variations of "moar coars" and "moar rams".GPUs bought today by AI datacenters will be squeezed and cannibalized for parts and maintenance for a decade. No one will ever throw away a working H100. GPUs will become like 4th gen fighter jets that are kept and maintained from the 80s because they are still good to use.
What a wild ride after hours as a n video bobina
I want to be a woman
no you want to be with a woman
>>61904138I can't, I'm circumcised homeschooled and under 5 ft tall
*wake up to stock market tomorrow**dials and rings phone*Oh mah god...>*garbled rage from phone*Huh?>I'M STUCK ON THE FUCKIN RED CANDLES ALL OVER THE PLACETHEY GOT IT ALL BLOCKED OFF !!!!!THE STOCKS I CANT EXITTHE CRYPTO MARKET I CANT EXITGOLD AND SILVER I CANT EXITEVERY MOTHERFUCKING EXITFUCK YOU PUNK MOTHERFUCKERSFUCK!! YOU!FUCK!! YOU!FUCK!! YOU!FUCK YOU!*speeds through the markets and crashes it with Yelawolf -till it's gone in the background*
>>61904168irrelevant as long as you are not fat, bald and face full of acne
Buy VXUS, sell all U.S funds
>>61904095are you literally retarded or were you dropped on your head as a child? The gpu advancements every few years leads to newer cards providing cheaper computer per watt. This leads to decrease in cost per gigaflop of compute. When the cost is reduced your older cards now lose money because they are more expensive to run. So if compute costs 10 dollars on the open market because of new cards and your old card costs 15 dollars to run, your graphics card is cooked, and the longer you run that card the more money you lose.
>>61904095That doesn't mean that there's no demand, just that Moore's law was always fake and gay and retarded.
>wake up >NVDA is flat
>>61904095This is stupid for a number of reasons . It assumes no advancement in technology which is the dumbest thing a faggot could ever say. Plus if it does not advance that means the cost to produce it go down and gpu become commodities . Also empirically technically continues to improve in efficiency and power .
Pfft hahaNice "bull market" you got there, nerdsbwahahah
>>61904252They've got a $5 trillion market cap, how much more can it possibly go up?
>>61904252>>61904265Also it's like people forget NVDA did a stock split in 2024, the stock was over $1200 and was $744 when the split happened, they've diluted their share value a lot over the years
Beating earnings and taking a dump anyways is the story so far of 2026.
>>61904029Quasimodo predicted this
>>61904277Speak for yourself. Earnings pumped 10% for me.
>>61904277Because they're only marginally beating estimates so it's in line with expectations and forecasts the quarter before, the actual definition of priced in
>>61904102Tell me about it. Made money longing on precise moments in NQ
>>61904029>The Sacred and the Blockchain
>>61904293No
>>61904330Yes, in fact the value of a lot of these tech shares have priced higher earning than they're currently doing
And so we concluded the last day of the great bull market.One after one the seven fell, until only one were left. But that marked the start of the endless bear winter.
>>61904275splits aren't dilutive babe. and maybe wait for tomorrow's close to tell us what the market thinks, you might end up with egg on your face otherwise.
we have solved the markets with floating orbs
Wtf is gold doing. I have a bad feeling about this. Last time it climbed like this we all got fisted.
i love you though, with all my heart.
>>61904354The numbers mason what do they mean
AAPL wins the LLM race
>>61904168Damn, under 5ft? Hope you arent too old to transition.
>>61904374lmao
give me a 5x so that i can quit wageslavery and afford a third world wifu and 3 kids
>NVDA
>>61904205>>61904258>In economics, the Jevons paradox, or Jevons effect, is said to occur when technological improvements that increase the efficiency of a resource's use lead to a rise, rather than a fall, in total consumption of that resource. Greater efficiency reduces the amount of the resource needed per application, lowering its effective cost; if demand is sufficiently price elastic, this induces demand such that the per-unit savings are more than offset. This results in efficiency gains in the use of resources frequently increasing, rather than decreasing, total resource consumption
>>61904185Just missing the music kek>https://youtu.be/Ndpryp2OlUQ?si=782SbMEX5vmOWzVr>https://youtu.be/e0emCuq0QI0?si=Nk2vQ9kSimc4CSs-
>>61904380USAU
are you supposed to sell a stock if it's gone up in a parabolic shape 20% in less than a month?i still believe the company is going to go up long term but the chart is begging for a correction short-termor am i just scared money?
>>61904423have you ever heard of trimming and raising stops?
>>61904424no i just go all in or all outtrimming seems gay
>>61904423Nobody has the answer. If you ask some analyst, he'll probably say>well, anon based on historical trends and this fancy model I made it looks like there's a 47.899% chance that this pattern preceeds a bullish trend, so blah blahFucking useless. Make a decision and live with it.
Just woke up. What's the newest with Nvidia? I got shitload of SOXL shares, if this shit dumps I'm fucked
KEKMARKET
looks like asia is done buying. my spy puts are gonna do some light lifting tomorrow
>>61904423Honestly, this is one of the reasons why I've switched to exclusively using calls. The call puts you on a timer. If you have a call of a few months duration, the answer is often clear -- you just sell it after a lot of the terminal value in a good scenario has already been captured. If you think the chance for dips near term is high, you should sell.
I thought I'd have a hard time handling red daysBut it's the opposite: been green for way too long, I'm afraid a crash is coming...
>>61904527something's always crashing but something's always mooning
I am sad that I have to pay a lot of taxes....At least NVDA went up, so my portfolio is quite healthy now.
the current political and technological developments make for potentially spectacular results
Shw twerk it for some Albemarle stocks
>>61904336yes the market is forward looking
>>61904423I do, no one got burned taking profits. Your thesis was proven correct.
Average 2% Best Korea day. Imagine being an NDX cück when ts exists.
>>61904635Best korea is debatable but sk is pumping
>Futures>https://youtu.be/lXKDu6cdXLI?si=7_x-GKAWVpGwURhZ
>>61904011
>>61904706I willed this will be slurping the bottom
>>61904706>fell for it again
>>61904168There's female teachers fucking kids, there's your niche if you can bank on it.
KEKFORCE
>>61904011>this is the topits all downhill from here gentlemen
>>61904706What is that pattern called?
i hope your portfolios are positioned for war with iran
>>61904750shut up, gentile
WHAT THE FCK WAS THAT
So how much did you make trading last year?Did you do your taxes yet?
>>61904748>Killing weekly options . exe
>>61904762>Did you do your taxes yet?nice try government
>>61904762I'm a spectre I will never file taxes
>>61904762blew up my account so i dont need to do taxes
after many months of having boughted schd every day i now own over 700 shares of the schd computer companyam up bigly
munger believed america was near or at it's peak
Do we go all in on puts once the democrats take house majority
Turns out there is no AI bubble.
>>61904798Something fusion something power something storage
Good morning fellow RR holders
>>61904750What defense stocks to buy
>>61904790The historical return of the S&P has been positive for every president's 3rd year for the past 100 years except once in 1939 because of WWII, and in that case it was down -0.75% - Ken Fischer
>>61904790Prediction markets say Dems (~82%) will win house but GOP will win senate (~60%).This is probably based off the usual lower turnout of incumbent voters during mid terms and extreme gerrymandering by Democrat states (Senate cannot be gamed like house). However this assumes the SAVE act is not passed, and doesn't account for lost votes to deportations and election fraud.Either way, it probably wont be too impactful in the short term regardless.
>spy erased all the doompmy puts are fried
I have a portfolio of 20 stocks to invest inso when i get my inheritance if something goes down 25% it won't do anything
>>61904819If I had my inheritance the time they died instead of it being held in court I'd be up so fucking hilariously I had the right calls in 29/32 picks
>>61904818Its crazy bears still exist but I guess the money has to come from somewhere. Its a tough job and someones gotta do it, keep up the good work.
>>61904591
>>61904591Wish I knew where you're getting this confidence from I see big opportunities to slurp but they may take some time
What do you think of small cap companies that pay their suits these salaries?
>>61904833time is the right question. the center of the world is always shifting, there's ruins of civilizations everywhere, some completely forgotten
>>61904798If true, we're fucked
>>61904822i went from like 40k - 70 - 40 - 15 - 20 - 12 - 8 - 6i received bad advice every step of the way down from my dad and his accountant, they would litterally moniter me in my room and yell at me for not buying oil after telling me not to sell whenever a stock went up
It looks like kikes want to bring gold down. That's fine, I'll just wait for a scamwick down to buy.
>>61904750I slurped BWET -- the ETF tracking wet shipping futures, i.e. insurance about tankers.I have no idea what I'm doing.
i dont think i will ever do 1dte overnight options again. holy fuck 0dte is nothing compared to this, im stressed to my core
>>61904758What in the actual piss, because I'm so leveraged into Korea I might actually make 40k or more today (+20% portfolio value).
>>61904861Lmao my family could not advice me and they know it theyre all fully aware im more intelligent, talented, and capable than all of them could hope to be combined so I don't get to hear that kind of shit
why the HELL did The Trade Desk dump despite good earnings?
>portfolio pumped quite nicely yesterday afterweeks of bleeding>product recall of something I ordered, but it was already delivered, so the seller refundedm e my 140 dollars of money but got to keep the product (he said it was cool)>managed to get my orders in at the right time>feeling quite chill>ate a cheesecake one piece>got a free sandwich from chick fil aSometimes things just go really right and that terrifies me because I'm always in fear of things going horribly wrong next. I wish I would just have one year where everything goes so right.
>>61904891>Sometimes things just go really right and that terrifies me because I'm always in fear of things going horribly wrong next.Don't be a pessimist or optimist about the world.You have to become a relentless optimist about your competence.When you do that, you stop worrying about where markets could do and you replace it by certitude you will navigate any situation correctly.
>>61904807for me it's SHLD
Good morning sirs.>Wanted to buy Circle on Tuesday.>Didn't>Goes up 30% yesterdayHow do I cope?
>>61904758
>>61904937top signal
>>61904939unironically
>>61904937>>61904939>>61904941I'm smelling a huge rugpull. Literally everyone in the world is "invested" somehow in one way or another, be it shitcoins or leveraged shit. What could cause the MAXIMUM pain to normies? We all know cash will be worthless, but you need cash to buy cheapies.
>>61904878My family is aware I'm more intelligent, talented, and capable than all of them and they hate me for it. They want me to be a wagie just like them.
>>61904798Why are (((they))) trying to dump their bags then?
>Nvidia>https://youtu.be/vTGDGneaDdc?si=RdXqj7FOzZq0NQtPOh yeah, there's no way Nvidia will ever trigger a market crash bigger than Dot Com
>QQQ green
chat should I buy nvidia or is this top?
>>61904986buy
>>61904011>to numb the painok, why does it hurt more when you leave the train too early, than it does when the train just crashes and burns?I've left with 2/3rds of what I had of samsung, because I listened to AI estimate saying, that 140k already reflects the future earnings of samsung
>+5%Check SNDK at premarket meanwhile micron is barely pumping. SNDK is le NVDA of hardware i hope you are betting on the winning horse anon
>>61904998You took investment advice from an AI?@grok tell this guy why taking investment advice from an AI is stupid
>>61904095>We are closing in on a plateau in performancepossiblynext big thing - quantum computing in AI. Well, I'm guessing, cause last time I've checked quantum computing had pretty much no real life use cases. But if it stops being useless, whoever gets first on it, will sweep billions. >>61905003no, retardI use AI to assert the condition of given stocks. I've got no time to go through pages of financial reports and compiling conclusions from them. AI is pretty good for it. But it's shit at predicting the market. I bought samsung at 60k, sold 2/3rds at like 140k and now we're here.
>>61905003just add make no mistake to the prompt lmao>>61904998I would tell you to buy but honestly pretty top signally
>>61904095mehpeople said the same for 1080ti desupeople thought they would never need to upgradenow that card is just junk
>>61905010>pretty top signallyI thought the same when it was at 100k. And then at 140k. Samsung's P/E is still like 30, so way less than the likes of NVDA and AMD. When plebs start buying, that's when it's time to evacuate. But I don't think it was the case neither at 100k nor 140k. Might be the case now. It gained 43% in a month, lol
>>61905012>now that card is just junkfor gaming it's perfectly finefor AI it's very lacking, but people didn't buy 1080Ti with the intention of AI, cause it wasn't even a known thing back then
>>61905017I think 140-160 region was the last strong buyright now it seems like everything is priced in >>61905020>for gaming it's perfectly finenot so sure about that 1080p sure lol
im holding bynd bags for 4 months.hope this goyslop pumps at least little one day
Which one of you cunts told me to buy GRRR?!
>>61904935If you really wanted to buy you would have.>>61904950That thinking doesn't really work. Even if normies are invested the wealthy have a huge percentage of their wealth in the market. A crash would equalize wealth more than anything.
>>61905038Nigger its literally going bankrupt.
>>61905038what's your purchase price fake meat marine
>>61905042yeah might be>>61905046really bad
>>61905048>really badi'll guess $235 in 2019
>futures
Anyone bears here love it when stocks are up? Just means more cheap puts.
>>61905012I remember mining eth on those.Great card. Less issues compared to the AMD rx580 rigs i was running at the time.
>>61905040>the wealthy have a huge percentage of their wealth in the market.Wrong. The wealthy divest into businesses. The nigger-rich dump their bags into the market and call their heeb tribesmen to manipulate it.Also I'm getting tired of the completely schizophreniac movements in gold. Shit will be up massively then down massively all within the same 30m candle. It's like you need to be a fucking psychopath on adderal to trade even bonds at this point.
how many months left do I have to escape the permanent underclass? I've got $10K savings now and $80K inheritance coming in a year, four months of working without having to pay rent to save as much as I can and then $1600+ rent that eats most of my income
>>61905039Me lol. GRRR will rise again, earnings are on Monday. We will all be bloody redeemed sir!
>>61905129
>snxx down 10% one day>snxx goes up 10% the nextshould I just say trade this shit
booghadi
>>61905144Bogarde
am I too late to fomo into Korea?
>>61905136
getting on a plane soon. hopefully there's not too much shidding and farding.
so it looks like all the Nvidia options holders are about to get IV crushed lmaofutures at 0%, crab market
Nvidia is gonna hard dump thorough the day ain't it
>>61905195depends where you're going. early this month i went to Korea, lots of slender and civilized peeps in the plane. The return route was over Delhi, you can imagine the smell... Good luck babe
>>61905119Waging won't get you out. You gotta swing for the fences.
>>61905206lol no. Those holding atm are surely gonna dump the best performing business on the fucking planet.
>>61905206Its going to $300 by June DawgTrips confirm
>>61905206It's going to dump bigly
>>61905209Yes, please keep buying my options. You're putting me at +50% YoY for close to six years running.
Good morning fellow Micron chuds
>got my first job with a bonus>payout was $8000>only $5000 hit my accountI am now Republican. I was before but like, now I want to completely dismantle the welfare state.
>>61904394Sir jevons paradox literally states that efficiency increases per use. Which means cost per use decreases, which further means those old graphics cards will start losing money.
>>61905229LMAO, try being a canadian. The difference between a $4000 and $6000 pay cheque is like $200 after tax.
>>61905229bonuses get taxed a lot more, I always get excited for my Christmas bonus, then disappointed when I see what actually hits my account, its close to fucking 50%
>>61905119you need like 300k at your moms housebut 80k is a lot just put it into a etf and dont touch it for 10 years
>>61905234>>61905237I wonder how long this will continue. Eventually we're going to drop the high tax welfare state right?
>>61905234>LMAO, try being canadianThink ill pass, sport
My effective federal rate was 7.9% last year.
>>61905209It's still possible to get wealthy slowly if you have a decent salary. But most people don't want to wait until they're 60.
>>61905261Your ancestors went to war for less
>>61905266Yeah but factor in not needing planes or super carrier boat mobile fortresses to get anything done. With increase in technology it's also become harder and harder to root out tyranny
>>61905229unironic retardcheck what your disposable income is after you have to pay for retirement, healthcare and all social benefits by yourself>but muh number bigger!!!!!retard
>>61905271There have been several high profile assassinations since the tea party, we nearly had a dead presidential candidate live on TV just 2 years ago. A Boston tea party rebel would have said the same of the pony express, frigates, cannons, forts & the Empire. Excuses, excuses.
>>61905284Yeah lemme go ahead and embark on a 4 decade journey where I can build myself a gerald ford and combo of my own
>>61905272>retirementYou mean the social security getting cut? lmao>healthcare You mean what I already pay for every paycheck? lmao>social benefitsAnd the list already ran out so you just had to go "social benefits Even our massive military was only 13% last year.
>that volume on nigvidiathe fun has started
thoughts on copper stocks?too late?
>>61905305Buy sulphuric acid instead.
>>61905242No civilization in history has managed it once they're this far down the road. We have the trifecta of womens rights, aging population bomb + endless immigrants wanting handouts. Canada just said we're going to sell citizenships for foreign soldiers. The only way forward is more taxes and debasment until the implosion.
FUCKINGFAGGOTTRIPSANDTHEFUCKINGFAGGOTMARKETFUCKINGFAGGOTRIPSI HOPEYOU FUCKINGFAGGOTSSLURPEDTHEDIPS
>>61905334>334Oh.....SO CLOSE
c3.AI
>>61905334Wow what a colossal faggot.
>>61905334does it mean we're dumping?
>>61905329The point of no return for society was no fault divorce. And now its 50% divorce rate
Nvidia will gap and crap won't it, I'm all cash
need to make an extremely risky bet and spend all the potential proceeds on something unncessesary
Boring crab day incoming
anyone know if theres a leveraged etf for schd?Preferably 3x
>FOMO'd into Hycroft yesterdayIt was the top right? R-right?>>61905377
>>61905229the month i made 10k i saw 6.6k. the month i made 14k, i made 8.8kyea i moved. fuck america
shill me good stocks
hey babe
What percent of the folio is safe to put on ewy I dont see these guys losing steam this year, going to be closely monitoring effects from iran and nvid of course but it's up there on my to do list
>>61905392We both know that rope isn't going to be strong enough babe
>>61905390UI
>>61905390LEHM
>>61905390recently opened a position into EVER (insurance shit) that seems good for a long term hold
>>61905381That's the old crab. We have a new crab now that makes things way more volatile and interesting.
my YINN is tanking the ever loving fuck out of my account. why is china collapsing? are the youtube videos right after 500 straight of them?
lucid trading is going to take over the prop firm industry. Screw top step
>>61905436never heard of itt. old
>>61905426i researched this a bit earlierchinese regulations and deflationary policies make it hard for chinese stocks to pump currentlyi'm waiting for some signs of upside to go in on a hang seng tech ETFit will go up eventually but not in the short term
>>61905442what? lucid?
Begin the weeping and knashing of teeth
>>61905454hmm
>>61905447the EV's? yes. if there is some other Lucid, no.
>>61905390GLW
>>61905387Not the top, just more Jewish shenanigans before the moon trip. Maybe a big event like Iran on deck ...
>>61905465its a futures trading prop firm, like topstep. but they dont charge monthly fees nor activation fee when you pass. It beats jew step, the only thing i miss from topstep is its trading platform, tradingview lags a bit
>>61905266The song, Taxman by the Beatles is about the actual British government top tier tax rank in the 60s -"1 for you 19 for me."
The visions are coming faster now
Straight up illegal. They are doing this in BTC, GLD and SLV.
>>61905506Big if true (4U)
Triple property tax rates once you hit 65. Thank you for coming to my TED talk
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANGCAM ON LET'S MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINS
>>61905511Checked and based
>>61905511Based and check'd
>>61905509no tax on realized gains or dividends for people under 40. double it for people over 60.
>>61905511The year of the bearRepent, the end is nigh
>>61905511based>Qabsolutely based, glad i boughted some
jeffrey are you here bro?
Ruh rohStinkyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FveF-we6lcE
>>61905506erm bitcoin regulation bad
>>61905511LETS FUCKING GOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>61905522He's chillin in Tel Aviv with 2pac.
>>61904011Damn should have bought hgraf yesterday but all the haters on here scared me
>>61905525cute
>>61905526good to hear that i was worried for a second when i heard the news
Have been binging asian tik toker waifu dancers the whole day
>my stuff is all crabbingwill see
NVDA doing the thing I warned you about boss.
bros how much are we pumping hgraf to, 2 billy?
NVDA puts, my beloved.
The bear will leave its cave forever.
>>61904953>using depreciating assets as collateral for loansWhat the fuck? Why would anyone lend to these people?
>>61905548bullish
>>61905548
What would nigvideo have to do to have a green day after earnings? Announce they're buying AMD and the entire supreme court sucked their cocks in agreement?And who the fuck is buying near 200?
>held a 20x leveraged bull S&P500 derivative through that openI'm sweating here
>>61904895pretty words but confidence only works for teen boys, it can't magic free chic fil a sandwiches into existence.
AHHHHH IT WAS A TRAP
>MU
>>61905556Infinity quadrillion revenue forward guidance I guess
>>61905567what if they are genuinely concerned?
>>61905564>held a 20x leveraged
>down 10%ErmWhat the skibidi
>>61905556It's a magic number problem at this point. People have become too obsessed with the $200 number, they need to do a 7:1 stock split to bring that down to $28.50 and then they can start climbing again until they start hitting the $69 ceiling.
>>61905573Kek
>>61905571Still holding
>>61905567It was already delayed for a long time because some old lady wouldn't sell her property
KRISPY BROSITS OUR TIME
>
>>61905581Fucking old bat
>>61905543Should go to $7 cad by next week. $2 bill USD mcap.
>>61905582Overpriced, overly sweet slopHow the fuck are they even staying in business charging $20 for a dozen assorted donuts
everyone in the world will use ai daily, that's billions of gpus
Well looks like the stock market is done for a couple years. Been nice knowing you all
Fuck NVDA and fuck Lum. I'm going all in TMF.
Great.All gone.Why does earnings never make something go UP?!
>>61905583much more relevant when you consider this one company going down 40% would take the entire nasdaq down 60%.
it's all one big Lagrangian
>>61905598calls
>>61905588>How the fuck are they even staying in business charging $20 for a dozen assorted donutsDespite selling deep fried sugar, they somehow never get any flack for it. Curious.
>steadily slipping from flat into negativehahahhaha
>>61905588Stay salty, I'll be sweet
>>61905590I will literally never use AI unless I am gfinally given one of those wfh 6 figure jobs.
kek i actually sold my NVDA puts for a $100 profit, not bad after these earnings
>>619055872 billy on $700.00 gross rev sounds kinda wild ngl
>>61905601Doesn't matter.I put a lot into this.I maybe have enough to get to next payday NEXT WEEK.
>>61905588But yeast donuts are so damn good
>He still didn't buy GRRRLol. Lmao, even.
>>61905598There were like $25B worth of calls expiring tomorrow
>>61905606>I will literally never use AI unless I am gfinally given one of those wfh 6 figure jobs.That's a chicken and egg problem. If you show up for a coding interview now and don't know how to use Claude you might as well be programming with punch cards to the people hiring you.
>>61905567nobody wants this trash in upstate. there's nothing there where this is being built and syracuse needs to be nuked instead of adding anything to the black hole it already isthese clowns will never be able to hire anyone either because this was decided by some out of state board of boomers who have no idea what is going on in NY, we genocided all our men and no one is going to show up to this. as usual NY can only virtue signal while building more unfathomably expensive rentcuck cucksheds
Why yes I did by AMD puts after the META announcement
>>61905614They're great but KK's are way too sweet, and they charge for them like they're sprinkled with 24k gold flakes>>61905602All those fatties taking selfies with their donuts and Fauci ouchie stickers was peak clown world
Should have sold NVDA...
>>61905618Guess I'm 1 of them
>>61905622The AI is going to be doing the hiring soon enough, they already do AI interviews.
Why the fuck does fidelity lag on my balance. It never shows me what it actually is. Always frozen.
And I'm right back to where I started yesterday. Very cool thank u stock market
Holy shit lmao ai fags getting rektFeels nice to be Watching the dip on the sidelines ready to jump in
>>61905610Look at OKLO.
>soxl down 10% rnSHIBAAAAAAAAL
>>61905616>GRRR>presumably the sound one makes as another man pierces him rectallylolno
>>61905618And I helped
>>61905640Maybe don't use a boomer brokerage that actually waits for silly things like funds to settle like a gambling terminal? If you want that just use RH.
>>61904867>1dte otm options overnight>gets nuked by theta for 17h>coupled with vega fucking youyou are stacking your odds against you when you buy these, the same with 0dtes. You basically need a massive move in your favour to win, and the chances of that are usually pretty low, you should look at them as lottery tickets
>deploy anthropic FUD>then PAMPIT
>>61905651I have been about ready to jump in 3 times but my last indicator tripwire has stopped me thank GOD.
>>61905668It’s too late. SOXL struck midnight at 70 bucks and now the cycle is ending
can someone explain?
I am getting financially heemed
>>61905673I am just looking for a 30 minute options scalp. A bounce around 64 seems highly plausible. Bulls are beat to shit lmao and them options are bled well
Is nvida gonna cause the big one
>>61905673fuck. you reminded me i was going to buy 2 month out puts on soxl at open, now its too late.
>>61905659I'm not talking about settled funds.
>>61905660Yeah theta raped me at open with -30%. Pussied out after the initial move and took 15% down. Couldve been +10% if i waited for 2'Never again
>>61905684It’s much more likely we bleed for 18 months
I've been reading up on Wendy's. I think there is great potential to make some money here.
>>61905692Did they find another finger in the chilli?
Company beat earnings?Better dumpIt's too risky and I'm scared.
>>61905694?How does that even happen?Does someone not report a missing finger?
>>61905684nah. institutions will continue to sell off while retail and hedge fund money buys the dip. when openAI implodes in a year or two thats when the jig is up.
KEKVDA
>>61905695How though?Isn't it GOOD you beat your earnings goal?The fuck is WRONG with this shit!
>>61905698https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anna_Ayala>this was over 20 years ago>I now realize im fucking oldfuck.
OIL
Should have buyed more puts.
>>61905684Yeah this time for sure
rugpull for the retail investors once again
I am become bobina, destroyer of nonuts
Lower for longer
So is it finally going red 2+ days in a row let me slurp a fat one already crabatha
Wow what a tremendously bad day for NVDA share holders, sucks to suck boss.
So where's the rotation?
Damn, I should have held my puts longer.
my gme is green for like 6 dollarsI hope short gme anon is ok kek
>>61905727Rotation is always the narrative before a bear market for the (you)s
Soxs chads eating good today
>>61905694Wendy's is closing stores. Some shit even happened today (see link) that doesn't make them look good.https://www.ibtimes.co.uk/wendys-drive-thru-chaos-viral-video-1781703I think they are desperate for a big change and Nelson Peltz claims he wants to take over the company and that it is undervalued. I feel like it could go either way but I think a big change will come to the company, one that's worth keeping an eye on.Maybe someone here has their own thoughts and would like to share them.
>post nigvidya sell-off
>>61905728f
>>61905737They're too expensive. They don't have the app ecosystem that McDonald's and Taco Bell have. They close early. And their food just isn't that great. Wendy's is turning into KFC. A fast food chain in decline.
>>61905731gme always clowns when the mkt gets shook. Honk honk.
Look out below!
>>61905744Its worse than you can imagine
all hardware companies that make sand and sell it for 10 gorillion markup are eating shit while software companies that were feared to go out of business because of chatbots are gigapumping kekmy GTLB calls are printing
Hell yes tine to slurp
>>61905749This is the blood I've been looking for though
Its over
>>61905749Kinda looks like a graph of the inverse of my chart boss.
>>61905756Not yet.
So let me get this straight babe. Data Centers are profitable. Immensely profitable They always have been. But the new hyper scaling AI data centers are>more expensive to build>more expensive to maintain>require more replacement parts (GPU's only last at max 5 years)And all this cap ex has yet to find any profitable cause?
What in the basilisk is this unholy dump and pump.
this market doesnt make any sense. gay ass shit. its not fun like that
>get flushed today>expect the worst tomorrow>big green dildo friday
>>61905756Let the blood boil first
>>61905769How does this not make sense to you
>>61905755All our jobs are saved. It was just another money changing hustle all along
>>61904011>he thought they would let the stock that retail loves pump on good earningsLMAO
>>61905769Make sense? You new here?
>>61905770Better be like 1000% asshole.For the 5 months of shit Nvidia has been through.
>Goog slurp>Ewy slurp>Nvid slurp>Soxl slurp
It's another "retard investors act like Nigvideo is the US economy" podcast
>>61905789Yeah thats crazy, who would think that?
>>61905789Spx is down too, asshole, all of tech is. Stop ruining this shit, you jew!
Haha thank god I sold the rest of my tqqq yesterday.
Did the bubble just pop?
any good slurps?SIL?
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is it too late to get into korea?should I slurp the top?
you kinda answered your own question
THATS A BIG SHAKE OUT!
>>61904862That is when you are playing with an uncooperative winning retard who won't trade in his $100s with a $500. Otherwise it is usually avoidable. Then he will complain that it is taking too long for people to cut scraps of paper and write the amount.
>>61905659Fidelity won't let you buy stocks less than 3 dollars until the funds settle. This is why I end up just letting around $100 sit there for a quick buy when something is down. No big deal. This is better than Robbin Hood stopping retail investors from buying stock when you have settled money for whatever reason. Remember what they did to stop people from buying Game Stop and AMC? That is way more cucked and crooked.
