wtf is happening edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesPrevious thread: >>61904011
>>61905800Time to slurp soxl
Well let's see if the panic sellers are going to be right.
*pop*
how late to get into korea/samsung?
going to slurp some SHLD for the coming war with iran
LOOK AT THAT LOOK AT IT TAKE THEM ALL OUT TOP TO BOTTOM. THATS A BIG SHAKEOUT
>>61905808fuck off fidget spinner, faggot
>>61905800FUCK YOU JENSEN MAKE THE GRAPHICS CARDSDONT REPEAT AN INTEL OR YOU GET YOUR ASS FUCKEDt. AMD OWNER
>market freaks out in anticipation of NVDA not making enough money>NVDA blows it out of the water>market freaks out that NVDA can't do any betterIt's all so tiresome.
Damn I’m basically Michael burry from that movie
US stocks just started a lost decade
>futures
>>61905828Selling on the 10 5 and 1 are done. No way it doesn't snapback violently
Someone call SOXL CEO Jim SOXL
>>61905832I hate this fucking ride man.No matter how they perform it just dumps.
When does John Silver report earnings?
So what the fuck
>>61905820Samsung is projected to have a PE of like 4 (four) next year.
We are bidding my bastards!
Jerome is fixing the stock market computer right now. No worries
Slurping SOXL rn
My portfolio is literally flat
This is a shakeout from the hedgies to force you to sell your silver. Don't fall for it.
>>61905849Daily, judging by the volatility.
>>61905832Market is realizing that NVDA is the biggest grifter and will gladly destroy all mega caps by pushing their bullshit chipsThe mega caps WILL pull back AI capex, and NVDA margins will collapse. They are already desperate enough to be in business with Sam Altman (kiss of death for a stock) just to get more orders
Name one reason why I shouldn't buy this dip? It has literally worked every single time in the last year.
LmaoJust dump it all sure that's fine
WHY PEOPLE SELL!?!?!?!
>>61905832>>61905845It’s all fake and guy and the big fish make money on the way and the way down. Grab your little piece take profit when you can and buy back in again. Or just accumulate.
>>61905871There are none.Inflation is rock bottom.FED will lower.Everything will pump.
>>61905865This is a dumb sell the news move. In an hour it will be back to open
>>61905873The bear just started. Why would I hold through that?
>>61905858First Majestic and Hecla green, investors know
>>61905873They sell for me to slurp they exist for me to profit
>>61905871This is the one
What shorts/puts are you guys holding?I'm shorting Tesla
>>61905851Apparently Wall Street did a stupid.Wouldn't be the first time. They can buy my AI bags at 100x next year.
>rightnows
Can I ask Charles Schwab for a refund today?
>Laugh at NVDA earnings>About to post "MSFT chads stay winning" with a smug anime girl attached>It starts dumping immediately
>mfw I buy more EWY
>>61905800>NVDA destroys earnings>everyone increases price targets>stock tanksWhy
>>61905899Jeeted
>>61905903The music has stopped
>>61905865think you're overreacting babe. once again think you should wait for the close to tell us what the market thinks. how are you today though? what kind of chips do you think the mega caps should be buying instead?
>>61905903Enron accounting
>>61905903Because retards will panic sell, dumbshits will say it's ove, and new money will roll onThe biology of a shakeout
>presents
covered calls screwed me again.
jane street changed their target from btc to nvda.
>>61905882>more demand means NVDA goes to infinity!!!!So how does that work for oil producers?? Why aren’t they at 10 trillion mcap considering oil demand goes up every year? We have reached peak AI hype, thus NVDA peaked
Slurped LRCX hard
Also CRM being down after hours and up during market means the AI killing software meme is dead
>>61905901Thanks for poomping my EWY bags, unnie
>>61905916Correlation does get priced in. Just hype and fear
Slurrppp
>>61905838>presents
Call me retarded. I still like the btc miner transitioning to hpcai data center trade.
What happens if all ten of us buy U.S. stocks at exactly 11:00 New York time? Would that reverse the decline?
The S&P is dropping my bastards
And just like that I’m up .03%Taking my wife to a nice dinner tonight
>>61905919Based>>61905929Yes
>>61905916>peak ainot even close darling. and oil demand has been pretty flat for like 20 years and supply and demand are in balance. this is not a normal cycle, not that you would know what to look for in that in the first place, but your econ classes in college did not prepare you for what is happening.
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO LUM YOU SICK BASTARDSYOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PROTECT HER SMILE
>pasts
>>61905928you're retarded
>$DAVE
Would this be a bad time to buy NVDA 190c ?
I was just writing letters with my new boyfriend from california and now I am losing all my money I demand to be informed about what the fuck is going on arround here ITT looks like you all decided to redeem.https://youtu.be/DtxBUp6hBaI?si=RuQUOqfCEmFGBsH8
Did you baggots slurp DAVE like I told you?Up 20% in less than a week. 10% today alone.Earnings are Tuesday, do not be the baggot left behind at the station, hope on the DAVE train!
Doomers will always say "this it it", "it's over"If I want reassurance I run the chart back to 1922.
>>61905939Holding otm calls on riot because it's a catchy ticker
>>61905935AI will take both your job and your money in the stock market. Sad. but true!
>>61905932Applebee's bourbon steak and oreo shake looking good fr
>>61905903Because insiders have been selling big tech for a while now and most people coming into it are retail normies.The insiders keep on dumping at them, especially on good news when the normoids really flood in.The stock being stagnant for like 6 months should have been a pretty good clue on what's going on regarding the monetary flows.Retail is barely keeping it afloat with no ability to push it higher while the big players move out.
>>61905951>me>w*rkingeww, gross.
Why do bears honestly even try if they just get crushed, like always?
>>61905929Yes. You just let us know which ones.
Silver minors bright green, commence hubris posting despite karma risks
Surely you're not here and also w*rk
>>61905942Someone did something like this in my last office job. Open plan meme office and like 150 people had to stop working and leave the room because someone shat on the floor
>>61905960UIThere is only like 200k share float and the CEO owns 95% of the open float.ez squeeze
AI is extremely useful.AI bubble just burst.Both can be true.
Amd pulling down alongside it is kind of funny
>>61905956hows your day going babe?
>>61905942Bullish for KMB.
>>61905956Correct. And I've noticed women are disgusted by guys with jobs now.
Stop the count Jerome
>>61905941What date? I doubt it gets 190 back by this Friday.
>>61905954Her boyfriend is lactose intolerant unfortunately
>>61905975I picked up 10 for 3/20 for next opex
DONALD TRUMP!.....[voice cracks, tears begin to flow down her cheeks, too overcome to continue]....THE DOW! THE DOW!............. THE DOW IS AT 49.5 THOUSAND DORR...49.5 THOUSAND!THE GREATEST CHILD RAPIST THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN! MY GOD!
>>61905967Just like every other transformative infrastructure thing in American history. Internet. Phones. Radio. Railroads. Same story
>>61905935>1 trillion in commitment chip buying through 2030>”not the peak, bro”>this time is differentyes, yes, I knowAny of the mega caps pull back capex spending NVDA dumps 16% in one day
This little move up feels like the bounce before another free fall
>>61905982AI will have the same impact on the economy as the fax machine.
>>61905982Look at Dell
my heart cant take these leveraged stocks
>>61905962I work at night.
>>61905991Get a leveraged pacemaker
>>61905991Turn off your female broker and go outside for a while. You dont need to stare at her for hours every day.
>>61905969pretty good i guess, only been up an hour, exciting trade so far but i'd like it to go the other way. thanks for asking, that made it better:)>>61905972while it's important to be attentive to a woman, you can't give them everything they want.>>61905985that's true. but i think they're more likely to up spending commitments than cut them. however things shake out today, remember i love you.
>>61905991Im on my 3rd cup of coffee. It helps.
TRIPSANDDAVERIPSANDGRRRGRIPS
>>61905959Because they sell and profit. They don't hold profitable puts...well smart ones dont.As far people saying it's enron accounting...the people spreading that nonsense are all johnny b late shorts.
Why wont SPY go above 700?Why has the market been going sideways for months?What are you people investing in, feels like im going nowhere.
>>61905968AMD is worthless.
>presents>>61905964At my workplace a long time ago a mentally challenged dude and his tard wrangler came in for an interview. Long story short before leaving he went to the bathroom and sprayed diarrhea all over the bathroom wall and into the trash can.
>>61905982Am I the only one that notices the core issue in that AI doesn't do anything yet? Railroads, the internet, and phones all actually did something.But we're building out AI hyperscaling data centers in the hope that we're going to find a use. It has no use yet
>>61906000
Wow 2 years of penny pinching and effortful saving and now ill barely be able to pay my electric and water billDividends are the biggest fucking meme
>>61905991I just tell myself yeah I've went through these kind of swings on the way up in January, fuck it I'll hold>>61905962I am posting here instead of working because I have no work right now
Bought some VBIL, VOO, and SCHG
>>61906003Euro, energy, some AI, some defense Gambles: IONQ, Space stocks
sitting cash is like being in the cuckchair holy fuck im just waiting for a massive dip
>>61905962I work, but for myself.I am not employed. Being employed is literally the lowest form of existence.>Do the wagie shuffle!
>>61906006The future will not be know it all LLMs. It’s a failed business model and also no scalable in a useful way. The future will be private models that companies train behind closed doors on their own data.
>>61906010Anon, youve forgotten to subtract tax! Divvynigger lose again!
>wanted to buy the literal bottom of the gold scamwick>my fucking broker is down
>>61906004>>61905968What happened to our META deal... I thought we made it bros
>>61906018That sounds amazing but to do what>phones let people communicate through electrical signals>internet allowed programs to communicate through wire>railroads allows freight to be shipped en massWhat does AI do
>>61906003exUS, Euro consumer staples, Mexico, TMF, Tesla shorts
>>61906017Yeah same
>things which are only tangentially related to nvidia such as micron and western digital are also going down, because semiconductors are the same thing as ssds and dram and hdds and cloud computing>positions I just acquired are already downI'm just very tired of the nonsense dumb money, and since I know some fag will reply>lol it's the top for ai shitLike the fundamentals of, I don't know, MU literally doubling their revenue every quarter apparently do not matter at all because nvidia panic selling or something, I'm just going to go do other stuff today and not bother to engage with this nonsense.
>>61906016Nigvideo and Micropenis are both down pretty bigly today
>>61906000>Imagine seeing this and being bearish>Both have earnings next week>Both have average analyst prices of 100% gains from here>I've been shilling both relentlessly>I am never wrong
The dip has been flatlining for the past 45 not up down just flat
k now that the bubble popped whats the play here. pls no crypto I want serious answers also no meme shit like silver or penny stocks.
>>61906037Slurp at the bottom of this bloodbath obviously
>Monday>Software money rotates to hardware>Thursday>Hardware money rotates to software
>>61906037Dont hold any US big caps and you will do fine
>>61906037>not silverWhenever I gamble too hard, I always heal my port with calls on gold. Its not exciting, but it works.
>>61906037WORST KOREAKOREA
I slurpeded LRCX
>>61905915What did jane street even do that made btc anons so mad?
someone explain ibex 35
>>61906051Korea is part of the AI bubble, anon.
>>61906054First you need to have seen IBEX 1 through 34 to understand the plot.
>>61906051This. I'm finna dump my SCHG and put it into EWY, fuck it
>>61906051I'm parking in worst korea investments(and possibly renting there a few months this year) not sure how much of it but definitely some
>>61906048I'm up like 150% or more with miners last 10 months. Silver miners will double by summer based on supply and demand fundamentals.*Not investment advice
>>61906053THEY TOOK OUR JERBSTHEY TRADED TOO FASTTHEY TRADED TOO MUCHTHEY SMOKE TOO HARDTHEY FIT TOO TOUGHIF I SEE JEET STREET ITS ON SIGHT
>>61905916>considering oil demand goes up every year?The anon is critically misinformed.
slurped GOOG at 304hehe i was regretting not buying more a couple of days ago, thanks NVDA!
It's always so cute&funny when ameribabes go online, they pump my stocks and my port goes wheeee <3 <3
>>61906067Ive been long on PMs since I started trading last year. This is what my port did when I tried to chase the higher tech margins. Needless to say, I have reverted to my roots and we will see how next week looks.
>>61906080You think waiting for 290 is too greedy?
SPLIT YOUR LUNGS WITH BLOOD AND THUNDDDDDEEERRRRRR
anyone buying SOXS?
JEFF'D
>>61906089IT IS THIS IVORY LEG WHICH PROPELS ME!
>>61906053Apparently they coordinate and sell off stocks at the same time, which kills rallies. They blamed bitcoin on them but, even though ALLEGEDLY they’ve stopped dumping bitcoin every morning at 10 am, it’s still shit. It’s probably just cope.
>>61906059If you say that you have no idea what is happening with the Korean stock market, and I am not wasting my breath explaining it to you. Ask an AI.
I was monitoring the Iran talks and the NVDA dump caught me completely off-guard. I am now down 22k
Korea being resilient through this shit just goes to show how well theyre doing 450 by next year then i sell
>>61906089Wow, haven't seen aids skrillex in a while
>>61906109it'll get better during the day I imagine
Fuck it Wendy's calls in May at a $10 strike seems reasonable. I'll just spend under $40 on options and see what happens. I think a short squeeze is possible I managed to sell and then close a put at a profit of $50 over the past few days so it seems like a good idea.short interest percent float is over 20, there are arguments for the stock being undervalued, and a shake up is possible in the near future.I might also add an ITM call or just buy some shares.
>>61906097AI literally said as well it is because of the AI boomIf the AI trade falters, Korean stocks go down as well
>pre-announces absolute blowout earnings>gaps up 10%>proceeds to dump lower than before the announcementThis is gonna make me so much money, you heard it here first nerds>>61906087Already did a double-tap at 297, if it was going to go lower than that it would have done so last week, the only reason you got another dip today was just market being gay, i think it would be sitting around 310sIf it dumped below 300 I'd buy more of course but this is probably as good as it gets short-medium term
>>6190609410am eastern time zone?That seems so mundane, i thought selling at once was just part of the game, especially with crypto.I know they did some funny trolling in India which made jeets big mad, but that’s all i know about jane street from headlines.
soot sisters, how we feeling?
>>61906123Monitors locked in on it
>charts are endless Bart Simpson heads
>>61906123forgot pic
>>61906109Reminds me of the time I had to take a shit on cpi day and lost 6k on calls
Maybe I'll buy the SLV dip today instead....I dunno
I'm low on existence, what should I grab less than $30?
>>61906119Yes, it will name the top reason because it's lazy and trying to save on tokens with users who are easily satisfied with the minimum effort reply. Now ask it about also other and deeper structural reasons.
>>61906138Kek
>>61906136Listen kid>GRRR>DAVEYou will double your capital by next Friday
UP 1%!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!DAY TRADAA BABAAYY!!!
>>61906129Feeling good! sorry i sounded like a defeatist yesterday babe
>>61906127Apparently it’s just coordinated dumping, yeah. That’s what the lawsuit alleges if I understand correctly. Market manipulation or something like that.
>>61906144Saar I'm not helping you feed your village
Good news: my calls are not getting assigned this weekBad news: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>61906146>DaytraderGODS
I just bought the dip boss.
>>61906092I have also resigned due to the Epstein files
I am healing
>>61906084Sit tight and be right, my folio correct 25% now back to ATHs
HGRAF computah is the the Apple of nanotech and we're in the early days.
>space stocks carrying my portfolio Dunno why voyager is up almost 5% but that’s fine by me
>cannot trade because near american base is cloggin up the internetffs, can they bomb iran already and go home
the hell is this slowass gay grind up? where's the 606 retest on the Qs? I need to load up a swing on TQQQ
>>61906092Is he brainlet why would he announce it instead of go awol to some middle of nowhere islands where he won't be found
I have been up every day I feel so so good guys and I keep making winning oil tradesplease tell me I'm going to make it
Anyone else risking way more than they should? I'm barely holding it together
Imagine not buying dips at the early stages of THE Industrial Revolutionthats right that 1700s shit won't even be called that anymore in 15 yearsI will ponder your stupidity on my private island
>>61906183No
>>61906173Is this the 10th time this scam has been pumped?
>>61906183I'm full port on MUU if that's what you mean
>>61906183I liquidated all my div ETFs to keep my margin healthy. I may be in too deep.
>>61906173can you shill me why its so good?
>>61906195>mu idcute
>>61906183To live is to risk it all you baggot smiggerYou have to go all the wayYOU HAVE TO LIVE IT
>>61906194Customer contracts soon then all of you doubters will wish you bought
>>61906195Your portfolio is how much % of your net worth?
:l
>>61906203Considering debt, about 130%
>>61906183No but it will take me a year of waging to recoup this loss and honestly I deserve it.
>>61906183i DCA into leveraged stuff that is dipping, then it keeps dipping, suddenly half my portfolio is something that is tanking
>>61906199I'm fucking living it but it feels like at any moment I may crash and burn
>>61906199You're already risking by holding cash that only has guaranteed depreciative value
>>61906183My portfolio is like 99% leveraged tech
AXTI is cheap.Obscure semi.
>>61906198:3>>61906203At this point I guess 50/50 the other 50 being my IRA
>>61906129I opened a Schwab account to gamble a few hundred dollars on this shit but I have to wait on the money to settle. Hoping it'll pull back a bit between now and then
>>61905903gamblers bought more calls than puts so price has to go down or Schlomo will lose money
>>61906213Even non-leveraged investing is risky in a sense.Locking up your capital for 10% gain a year.Being poor thus defenseless against future unforeseen expenses.
>oil
>>61906211yooo are you me anon?
>>61906197Concrete, plastics, glass, metals, composites, lubricants, paint, body armor, medical devices, electronics, batteries, solar panels. HGRAFs fractal graphene will be in all of them.
Silver minors are mooning. Smell ya later.
>>61906229do you also panic sell the whole thing, then rebuy when it goes up immediately after you sell?
>>61906006problem is LLMs larping as AI. I think they thought the anthropomorphic nature of humans would pull it across the finish line but it doesn't look that it happening.
>>61906234Jeet penis in CEO’s buthole. Thats a no from me .
>>61906246no sorry I never sell for a loss, I DCA until I've lost too much money then I either let it run to the ground (never happened to me yet) or I have to wait like 4 months until it recovers
>>61906197They're the walter white of the next gen material that researchers have been trying to produce for almost 20 years. It's more conductive than copper and stronger than steel while way lighter, and their process ensures it's 99% pure, rather than 50% unusable garbage, meaning they can layer this shit 1 carbon molecule thick on future chips and processors.
>>61906228Those joeys need to fuck off. They are way too old to be NEETing like that.
What do I buy today
>>61906197The CEO used to sell big green dildos in her past job, which is bullish
>>61906251>he thinks white chicks touch street shittersBro I don't know what to tell you indians are the most disliked and ridiculed people in the world right now, rivaling jews. Anytime you see a white chick with one 100% she's getting paid.
>>61906247LLMs with enough tokens = AIClaude does an error the first time around? Have another Claude instance inspect it, unseen for the user. It happens automatically on the backend.Multipass LLMing.Right now it's too expensive. In the future with more RAM and datacenters, it will be cheap.No intelligence required.
>miners are greenhuh?
>le crash!!!Its literally not even that bad you turbo niggers
>>61906285if nvda's scary gold isn't
>>61906278Buy my SOXL calls expiring next week. Very good price just for you my friend.
>>61906148It's aight babe, I'm confident enough for both of us.>>61906224I don't see it flying off this week or even next week unless something really crazy happens.
>>61906091I sold at 1.80 sorry.
>WE ARE EWY MARINES AND WE ARE NEVER SELLINGReminder that EWY is the best thing the money can buy
>>61905977I see what you did there. Smooth.
>>61906285>but John Silver is diluting shares againI hate this guy, should've just went with Charles Gold instead
>>61906307If I knew korean I would move there permanently, they have the best living prices to economy ratio of any society on earth right now
SOXSCHADS I FUCKING TOLD YOU!!!
>Bought back into the HGRAF meme at 2.30>over $4 nowKind of wish I went with the long hold back when I had it at like $1.5 months ago
Im going for a beer run, you guys want anything?
>>619063321000 orders of ewy
>>61906283>LLMs with enough tokens = AInointelligence requires reasoning and it's just a neural splat of text. no matter how much you increase the tokens the ceiling of what makes a correct page of text still isn't solved. you have to advance beyond pytorch and then the truth about current AI is revealed that the divine concept of intelligence working on 2 volts in the brain is a very efficient machine out of our tech range
>>61906332Uh yeah can I get uh 2 DAVES and a GRRR?
How will this bubble be called in the future?
>>61906332Can you get HIMS back up to $70 for me?
>>61906347The great vibe
>>61906347The Great Retail Fleecing
>>61906355Ever watch a HIMS ad? I'd be dumping too.
thoughts on buying some AVGO now at 313 with 308 stop and just letting it sit for earnings? i'm thinking people will have an "oh shit" moment when they realize it's down 20% from highs with even better earnings than before
>>61906242So glad i bought them back. They are saving my ass today.
>>61906332get me an arizona arnold palmer, funyuns, menthol juul pods and a bic lighter
Hey some of you bears are alright don’t come to the market tomorrow
>>619063412026 models are smart enough for 90% of tasks.>but muh philosophical or cutting edge research doctoral thesis that can't be written by AIYou are hand-wringing. No one cares about "the dignity of flesh human thought". I don't give a singular shit about stuff like that. I care about the fact the AI is smart enough to give me quant advice and model different portfolio optimization regimes.
Why did this cause their shareprice to fall?
>>61906025Automation. It used to take 8 million just to get one industrial welding robot to weld a different door. Now it costs under 800K. The problem is that cost is amortized by some big model trained in a datacenter for a several days/weeks, but once that big model is trained the cost to deploy it is smaller than training a robot itself. So build more datacenters to train more models, eventually we will get to the point of oversupply of AI models, that's the bubble bursting point, but the world somehow sucks at building datacenters so right now that's where the market pricing in that difficulty. The datacenters are not the valuable part, its the AI models. Money is divided as to how this datacenter capital will pan out, either it depreciates to nothing or it sticks around because smaller/older AI models will still need to be run (https://xcancel.com/AnthropicAI/status/2026765820098130111).
can't make this shit up the exact moment i clicked buy it instareversed haha
>>61906372>smartLLMs are a mirror anon. your seeing a statistical mirror of humanity.
>>61906382Kek..same..literal. Proof of simulation. I guess I must stay poor in this version
>>61906341>It's not real AI it's an LLMImagine being such a pseud redditor you repeat this shit.
I dont think goog is dropping under 304 absolute bottom
>>61906382Many such cases
>>61906283I watched Claude play Pokémon and that was all I needed to see that it was just a meme.
I guess this is our liberation day see you guys in 4 months
>>61906414Finally
>>61906414it's not that bad
>>61906372>90% of tasks.The only things LLMs do somewhat well are coding and writing cringe fanfics. It is absolute shit at any technical work that isn't code-related and at anything that requires doing some meticulous planning.
today i'm just investing in myself
>>61906364HIMS is going to do to men what the cosmetics industry did to women 100 years ago. From the zoomers on, they will be so insecure about their bodies that half of every paycheck will go to GLP-1 edibles, monoxodil, and dick pills. HIMS isn't a rocket ship to the moon, it's the space elevator.
I don't think the flimsy cuckolds of Wall Street have the spine to dump any further todayCalls it is
>>61906425>It is absolute shit at any technical work that isn't code-related and at anything that requires doing some meticulous planning.T. Freetier user or hasn't used AI in a few years.
Taking a shit in the McDonald's bathroom always results in my dick flopping out of the top of the toilet and pissing all over my pants around my ankles. Short McDonald's
>>61906375High earnings was already priced in because duh
>>61906432HIMS is getting sued by every company that they're knocking off AND by the FDA after they put a target on their back for being antisemitic.
>>61906414TRIPSANDTHEMARKETFLIPSGREEN:D
>everybody freaking out for a 1,5% dipzoomers are something else, really
>>61906443:/>>61906422Yeah I'm being facetious
>market won't dump after nvidia earnings>it's different this timebuy the dip
>>61906455Buying NVDA isn't about buying the company. It's buying into this narrative that the hyperscaling build out will never stop
>>61906455The semi dumpers are just buying tech in exchange
>>61906389>all of humanity, warts and all, in an obedient question-answering system Hyperbole aside, one of the biggest hurdles is not the hardware (HBM crisis, tsmc, datacenters, etc) but getting adoption to people like (you) and everyone else on mount stupid that will need some guidance on how to make AI useful. Obviously shoving a chatbot to hallucinate your excel spreadsheets is not the correct strategy. Sort of how the hype around clawdebot was just how simple it was for normies to interact with it once its set up and all the weird projects that came around hooking those bots together. I think most consumers still want something like a smarter Alexa/Siri, the only challenge there is making sure it doesn't call out the Jew or say nigger (which is very hard for a stochastic parrot to consistently do) .
Pilots are like quarterbacks, you want them to be white>t. at the airport >>61906436long John silver
>>6190646666% of all plane crashes the last 5 years were caused by female pilots despite them only being 10% of the work force
>>61906444Earnings are supposed to moon, always. Well if you were into buying deep OTM calls at the end of the earnings week then I would be financially ruined too.
>>61906461I want to own the company. I think the gaming sector is very resilient.
>>61906487>I think the gaming sector is very resilient.Mein retard...
>>61906487>the gaming sector anonI...
>>61906427>t. Netflix Premium subscriber
>>61906414>S&P not even at -1%Wtf are you talking about pussy
Guys...I got the cigs, but I forgot the milk. Ill be back.
>>61906512bro... I was worried about u
>>61906484calls are still very risky gamblingno crying at the casinoI bought the Nvda dip
>>61906499How far OTM should our Nintendo and Sony Puts be?
>>61906444The people freaking out are leveraged to the teeth
>>61906499fuck, marry, kill. Go!
>>61906487>think the gaming sector is very resilienthttps://www.eurogamer.net/video-games-are-losing-the-attention-war-to-gambling-porn-and-crypto-according-to-industry-reportIt's not.
I'm up 0.7% today, mainly because of LPL which finally woke up after having to hold it at -15% for months.
Imagine letting another man "fill" you. This is why I exclusively market buy.
>>61906465the llm companies need to make llm useful. that will naturally drive adoption if it is actually useful.
>>61906425>>61906413Did some fat NEETs just make irrelevant posts? idk. All I know is that a normie novice/trainee/amateur tax accountant can ask Claude>Hey Claude, I need a calculator that shows me the expected payoff these two contracts playing out nicely, that client refusing to pay, and our amortization costs this year rising by 20%. Make it with graphs.
>>61906442Fuck. Grok says you're right. I need out.
what will pump in this market? Sp500 went to shitter, same for metals, tech, energy is crabbing, nvidia is down. What's left? And no, dont tell me boomer stocks, I got cheated for the last time
>>61906559BABA
>>61906559Papa Warren is up 1% today so far .
>>61906559unironically tariff reduction and free trade with chinaMMs are all Dems, and this is political.
Which sector will be green if spy keeps going down for a bit?
>>61906559Come to korea
>>61906559invest in europe, you get extra money too when dollar weakens
WHAT TO DO WITH $13K?
>>61906546cringe bro
>>61906586>>61906583>>61906584
>>61906586DAVEGRRRIREN
Ewy 2x at least right?
>>61906586GLD callsor the spicer version, PPLT calls
>>61906599>>61906599>>61906599>>61906599>>61906599
>>61906586Money has lost all meaning to me I couldn't tell you. My paycheck is $3k which covers all my needs but a $13k swing in my port seems like nothing
>>61906546Accounting and law are things that llms can probably do reasonably well but won't be replacing humans due to needing someone to take the blame for potentially catastrophic fuckups.Same with healthcare where AI might suggest a possible diagnosis on things like xrays but a licensed doctor will still be needed to confirm the diagnosis.There are few jobs where AI is both good at doing it and not a legal risk.
>>61906565i own a lot of BABA but for some reason it's shitting the bed
>>61906624I know that. Whenever I shill tickers here I just want to make others as miserable as I am. Kek BABA baggies
>>61905913did he died?
>>61906427Today I'm shorting my sleep schedule.
>>61906586buy a pizza
>>61905899Windows 11 sucks in every conceivable way. Were you using a Mac to invest in Microslop? Should have invested in Mac and HP.
>>61906010It works if you hold a stock for 20 years that mostly crabs. Then sell it for future emergencies.
>>61906109This is why you get a friend to do that for you be the crypto guy version of I just want to grill.
How are we going to play the Iran invasion? The only thing I can come up with are oil contracts.
