peace in the middle east edition>Some helpful links to numb the painhttps://findahelpline.com/https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/https://www.whitehouse.gov/refundshttps://jlingz.com/>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesprevious smigger thread>>61915007
>he bought the pump>make it a nothing burger>dump your oil reserves>declare an oil shortage 2 weeks later and pump it again
thots are unattractive. this woman with a perfect body... i can tell she is awful. just awful. probably not an interesting thought in her head.is war in Iran bullish or bearish for XOM/CVX?
>tfw only 15% allocation to oil and producers going into this shitstormOh well, at least my VIX calls should print too
Dead or Alive, call it.
>>61916343So we should end women's rights and make them property again? That's bold, I like it.Maybe it's bullish. It's probably nuetral and will leave everyone holding their limp unspent dicks in their hands while it starfishes and prattles on nonsensically much like the thot in the photo babe
>>61916331that's a man.
>>61916346are you me? 16%.which was totally rational before this... i'm guessing war is bullish? short term or long term? if we hit oil infrastructure does the calculus change?
uhmwhy is HGRAF pumping?you know they have legit 0 shitit is all air and theory their main patent runs out in 2036 btw so any big company can yoink itcan anyone tell me how its not a pump and dump of some random penny stock out of pure fabricated hype
>>61916343>"probably not an interesting thought in her head">follows it up with the dumbest question imaginable
>>61916362alive, they knew this shit was coming
>>61916371babe didn't you hear the female ceo announce she is opening her gas factory to the public. Nano-carbon infused female natural gas is so hot right now babe
>>61916331what that ankle doin
I predicteud thishttps://youtu.be/TSffz_bl6zo?si=_F3r9wPFbh2gPWOp
will you buy the oil pump?
>>61916331janny, stone this harlot
Nothing ever happens but sometimes it do be happening alil bit
Feeling pretty good about those NFLX puts I picked up on Friday. Another inverse r/valueinvesting miracle.
>>61916378if it's a dumb question, i'm sure you have a smart answer, smart guy.
man fuck my stocks were supposed to pump after February now they’re going to dump. It’s all over
I had a dream last night where I got to pet a polar bearI think that's a good omen for the stock market, hopefully
>plunge protection team right now
>>61916331Holy shit, she's beautiful. Who is she?
>>61916437some whore, who gives a fuck?
>>61916331https://newelitegirls.co.il/girls/escort-girls-in-the-horizons-brewtuigappfa-2.php
Iran just launched somr missiles from isfahan
>>61916448OP you posted Israeli prostitutes to the OP, not a good look buddy
>Norwegian Cruise Line earnings soonWho's going on cruises these days?
>>61916423>Another inverse r/valueinvesting miracleThose faggots are never right about anything, its amazing.
>>61916454would she schlorp my shmeckel?
You DID by oil stocks last week right?
>>61916416Already did buy the rumour sell the news
>>61916454Would I risk my offspring having the seed of satan sewn into their genetic code? Perhaps.
>>61916423>bought sofi dip>Cramers talks about>sell >it dips another 7% the next dayEvery fucking time
kek UK has their fighter jets up in the middle east for defense
>>61916492I bought SOFI puts when it was 20 bucks and chickened out and took my 5% gain before close on Thursday. Then of course it shits itself completely the next day. Oh well.
>>61916487thanks for selling
>>61916486Bought more petrobras :)Proof was in the pudding as old friend Biden said.
Picked up my meds and a coupla 3XL t-shirts from the pharmacy. Took a KO out of my trunk, nice and cold, drove out to MCD for a good treat and redeemed $3.32 for a free chicken sandwich. Total came out to just $10 for a king's feast. And the 3? You might have guessed it.Best thing is coming back to hear we completely dominated another shithole country in the matter of hours, showing once again our complete authority over the entire world.
>>61916454I didn't know prostitution is even legal in israel but well... oldest job in the world.https://youtu.be/26F3iZYbLNI?si=CBADxVOTqHXrWHvu
>>61916525nice slop Ranjeesh
>>61916437that's penelope babe that's the racist legal loli waifu that has stolen all the smg schizo's hearts
>>61916331realistically, what's the smell like between her ass cheeks 6 hours after she's showered?One imagines a quite pungent asshole smell
>>61916331>Israeli media reports say Israel assesses Iran’s Supreme Leader Ali Khamenei was likely killed in an Israeli strike earlier todayso its already over? wow... america is strong
>>61916539You're right Ms. Yamamoto I should actually have the decency to post AI music I prompted myself but how do you know I am even typing this text by myself!?
>>61916454IDF glowies are baking our threads now? Why couldn't they have done this all along?
>>61916502I also am Petrobras shareholder. Worried a little about Friday's price action, why did XOM pump more than PBR?
Reminder that the AI bullrun can't be stopped.Actually you are living in an AI simulation that Taylor Swift has installed for her entertainment and AI is how you slowly begin to understand and we have to flush you down the drain like in the matrix, again.
BUY THE BIG MONDAY DIPwhat are you guys eyeing? meta at $620, baka at $390, MSFT below $380.
Why is everyone assuming stocks will tank on Monday?>>61916343>perfect body>>61916437>beautifulYou anons for real? Pickings must really be slim wherever is it you live..
>>61916617is a japanese wife a good investment? should i lern 2 nip nong?
>>61916627Dame da ze
>>61916617war could mean inflation and the market is afraid of that. But even the ukraine thing didn't last too long. Maybe it depends on how russia reacts and then I have to come to the conclusion that russia things never matter much for the markethttps://youtu.be/3KFvoDDs0XM?si=oCPPwJ8ZHB2o8bSg
>>619166271 out of 3 japanese women cheat on their husbands.
>>61916644so just like american girls but they're cute?
>>61916644with me
Fellow ameribros I’m trying to do my taxes but I literally cannot figure out how to send this shit to Israel. When I get some money back, is there any way the government can just send it straight there so I don’t have to? There has to be a service for this, give me a break
>>61916654That's what GAUZ is for
>>61916331S e x x o o o s
>>61916617there's something about #5 that attracts me
>>61916664keeek
>>61916331Mondays gonna be WILD
So is this a weekend war or will it last a few weeks? If oil is up on Monday i think I'll sell, but maybe it's already too late by then.
>>61916331Any anon uses prop firms for trading futures?
>>61916559Like strawberries and cigarette butts. This is financial advice.
worried about my elo ratings if persian internet opens up
Guys check out Bitcoin ComputerIts risingI think we're gonna be ok
>>61916617asians are more my preference but we both know most asians don't look like this.you are selecting for the prettiest, youngest looking girls with the best features, dentation, skin etc.
>>61916688mumubros what is our bull case?https://youtu.be/YlUKcNNmywk?si=echcc8bB6RLrEgDo
What outfit are you all going to be wearing to the Monday crash? This is what I'll be wearingI only hold SOXS btw
>>61916542>racist legal loli waifuWhat does she buy? I need to know
>>61916690Khamenei is already dead so weekend it is.
>>61916638his chart looks a lot like mine lolwonder if he bought and held bitcoin during the last bear cycle.
>>61916716oversold volatility. good chance counter trend relief rally incoming, short the rip. 8k by year end
>>61916720bruh have you been to japan these are literally completely average japanese 5s>>61916723i think she buys SCHD babe
>>61916716Hopefully.
>>61916617I want all of those girls to smother my face with their feet and let me rub them all day
>>61916730>SCHD>not SCHGEnjoy your taxes you stupid bitch
>>61916722>What outfit are you all going to be wearing to the Monday crash?Flannel pjs >I only hold SOXS btwBased
>Iran interested in de-escalation and ready to talk once the joint U.S.-Israeli strikes end: AragchiFake and gay for markets
>>61916331>NVDA goes down 7% in a week>BTC dump>Why!?!?!Because there had to be red days so that the bull run can begin to shore up support.>Oil will dump>defense will dump>market will pump
Buttcoin ending flat into Monday, we are about to moon like you've never seen before.
OIL BARONS
>>61916654You take your dick out, snip a little peice off the end, put it in the plastic bag provided, seal it and send back to Israel. You should know the drill by now.
need to fuck this morgan stanley employee
>>61916739RUDE!
>>61916743LMAO so much for iran warrior spirit.
>>61916747HOSANNA!!!
Yep, shoulda bought that SLV dip a few days ago
>>61916743correctoBibi and the 11 children per couple Hassids need a bogeyman to maintain political dominance. No one as intelligent as Bibi actually thinks Iranians are going to rise up like the bay of pigs. That kind of plan can only be cooked up in (small) american-irish brains pickled by whiskey.
>>61916371Every 1000 tons of orders they secure now adds $200 million per year in profit. If you aren't forward thinking, you're doing it wrong.
So what are we buying on monday? Oil stocks? Or too late?
>>61916753Weekend oil now at $75.
>>61916779Depends on how long this thing might drag out I guess
FORFEIT THE GAMEBEFORE SOMEBODY ELSE TAKES YOU OUT OD THE FRAMEAND PUTS YOUR NAME TO SHAMECOVER UP YOUR FACEYOU CAN'T RUN THE RACETHE PACE IS TOO FAST YOU JUST WONT LAST!
Looks like TACO is coming. Bears about to get their booties blown wide open.
khalememe is dead and the SMO is complete.
Can't wait for monday bloodbath
iran lost. going to the gym and gonna celebrate winning the war afterwards with a gooning session. life is good
if you're not throwing up twice a week you're not investing
Trvst the plqn and you will be revvarded....
>>61916617I see images like this and they legitimately send me straight into depressionI imagine having a qt3.14 like this, 2-3 hapa kids and in some jap suburb while living of my investments and divviesthen I snap back to reality and want to rope when I open my app
>>61916803>TACOTranny axed cock off? Not surprising, but thanks for sharing your journey with us.
>>61916814>>61916819Based and samesies
>>61916810selling is hurting israel.if you hurt israel, israel will hurt you.simple as. no banker or hedgy wants to hurt israel.
>>61916617gotta catch em all
when do we buy? I got 2 grand to spend next week, I want MU, MSFT, NVDA
>>61916846>when do we buyonce the FED announces rate cuts and massive liquidity injections. it's gonna be pain before then.
>>61916846Why would you want MSFT?
>>61916840Cope
>>61916846Korean etf
>>61916856I'm hearing on TeamBlind that MSFT's about to get fucked by the Anthropic/Claude drama. Since Trump is labeling Anthropic a "supply chain risk", government contractors aren't allowed to use Claude anymore, and some product groups in MSFT had been using Claude for a few months. Rumor is they have to go back and undo any code changes that were made with Claude and rewrite them with copilot or by hand.
>>61916833>then I snap back to reality and want to rope when I open my app
>>61916803Its not really TACO.The American guy from the war college in the US on AJE said that US has been focusing all its energy on hitting ballistics and that Bibi is essentially pursuing regime change on his own.Missiles were off the table in negotiations, so now Trump has the option to make a deal and tell the American people he didn't compromise on missiles, because he blew them up.Ball is in Iran's court, they can handwring but if they come back to the table now they can probably get the deal done, and Bibi can go to elections saying he has gotten the eye he was owed for the missile barrage a few months ago.tl;dr: we're set for a neon green week if Iran chills.
>>61916331She's an Eastern European 3/10.
I'm gonna slurp TQQQ for so cheap bros.
>>61916902>we're set for a neon green week if Iran chills.A green week on what? Everyone has turned bearish on the AI circlejerk, bearish on software stocks, if they turn bearish on energy and commodities from war cooling off then what's going to be green?
>03/10/2026
>>61916918They turned bearish on two things>ground invasion of iran>push up man using immanent domain on AnthropicNeither of these catalysts materialized. The US is pursuing an off ramp in Iran. Trump just halted the use of AI at government agencies, he didn't go through with any plans to seize the models or designate AI a supply chain risk to the broader market.Both these things are very bullish. Make sure you think about this when you blame the joos or claim you're getting bogged on a apple-jolly-rancher green week.
>>61916902I hope you're right, nothing funnier than seeing commodity sisters get rugged, although I'd rather it happen Monday noon so the retards pile in on the top beforehand.
Going all in on JETD on Monday
thread theme songhttps://youtu.be/nqiVvOXotyw
well it was a good long bull run guysthe bear has finally comegood luck with bobo
>>61916911based randall poster.
Bitcoin is going up so my microstrategy shorts were in profit but they won't be by Monday. What the hell bros?
BTC IS NOW GREENWAR IS BULLISH AGAINUSA USA USA!
>DFEN bros, I don't feel so good.
>>61916992
>>61916992That's dumb. I was right about btc going down, it went down initially. But what the hell is this?
>>61916423i own NFLX calls and it will pump on monday
Is war based now?
>>61916638i literally told my wife something similar today kek
>>61917010
>>61916739enjoy your draw down while I'm reinvesting divvies
>>61916715>koreans beat jewsis that why they get circumcised?
So is Monday green or red?
uhh
>>61917010ahem>>61916729INSANE shorting opportunity in the 75-80k range>>61917049wheew. insider trading.... if i was a betting man i'd buy no's out to mid march. we'll declare khamenei dead officially tonight but it won't be true so it will resolve to yes but it will come out he's alive later. or he's dead and the regime is full of complete morons i dunno but i'd call BS
>>61916955>>push up man using immanent domain on AnthropicThe market sold off on nvidia earnings, that was before orange man had tweeted anything.
>>61917010Hunting shorts for liquidity. Wait for Tuesday for the dump below $60k.
CHEAP VACATION LETS GO
>>61917081>The market sold off on nvidia earnings, that was before orange man had tweeted anything.It wasn't orange man but Hegseth who had been threatening them brainstemlet. >https://www.newsmax.com/politics/hegseth-anthropic-ceo/2026/02/23/id/1247055/>Monday feb 23.This is why you will stay losing.
Reminder that I told you guys three times that we would go to war with Iran this weekend. >>61917066
>>61917101Welp that's Dubai crossed off my potential future safehouse countries to avoid being caught up in the collapse/WW3. Any other good countries? Maybe somewhere no one cares about like Kazakhstan?
>>61917111
>>61916644What percent of their husbands are salary men with small pp?
>>61917119is this ai? how and where can I get a gf like that?
>>61917130I thought it was Kazakhstan when I posted it but it's actually Mongolia (still central asia)
S
>>61917130Be a CCP politcian
bullish or bearish?
if the supreme muslim nigger is toppled by monday we'll be seeing green candles the likes of which havent been seen in years
so do i buy more nvidia?
Buy SBSW
>>61917158
damn America is based and always wins. Now we just need Democrats to win the presidency and exile every Republican from the country
Usually I don't like holding calls over the weekend but I had a weird gut feeling to go retard long Friday.
the mumu fanficing is JUST beyond delectable
>>61917111So the market waited until thursday to react to monday feb 23?You guys should suck each other off in a circle and see if that leads to better AI earnings.
bitcoin is gigapumpingyeah we're opening neon green on monday
>>61917119look up a map of countries that were never colonized by european powers. Thailand is probably the best bet
>>61917101TKDTotal zogbot deth
>>61917146I heard some chatter about Sentinel One posting a suprise earnings beat like it's competitors have. You buying S for earnings?
>>619171466 trillion times better person than drumpf or any Neocon zogbot deth cult puppet of the west govt
kek bobo
What are the chances(0) that oil opens over 100 on monday
>>61917206You lost BRICStranny
If the strait of Hormuz or whatever gets closed won't that mean a blood red monday?
>>61916331my gf has a body like this but she's ugly
Look at the israeli stock exchange since they started genociding Palestine.WAR IS BULLISHMORE BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GODS
>>61917177I think there has got to be some sort of indicator out there that demonstrates than whenever the market has big moves either up or down in the last 30 minutes or so of a friday then the next trading day will have a violent move to the opposite side.Things ran up last friday so I expect giga pants shitting on monday. And whenever things dump hard on the last few minutes of a friday to flush everyone out you can be sure they'll gap it up to make me feel stupid for not retardholding.
currently reading through reddit/iran and other mentally ill places. they dont like what they see lol
There is literally nothing you can do in the stock market during this. And that is the point. Full TACO by sunday futures open.
I hope the war is over quickly, and we flood the market with Iran's oil, crashing the price.
was palantir involved? should I buy pltr monday?
>>61917228Holding levered positions over weekends has been a great way to lose money recently. You did the right thing on principle.
Is war good for stocks
>>61917248please allow me to profit first
>>61917260>high energy costs>disruption of trade routes>uncertainty of future investments>erratic government regulatory actionsNot usually.
>>61917270don't forget capital controls and financial repression.
>>61917260is the rumors about brown man being dead are true then the "war" is already over
>>61917185Yes idiot. Remember deepseek? Market waited a several days to dump off a cliff for that as well. >>61917270the war has been cancelled. DFEN and BOIL will collapse.
reminder that CRWV was out 18.5% on earnings yesterday.
>>61917226how much you want for her?
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHBUTCOIN COMPUTER IS DUMPING HARDWTFWT
>Tehran promised a stronger response to come, with a senior Iranian Revolutionary Guards commander, Ebrahim Jabbari, saying it had so far used only "scrap missiles" and would soon unveil unforeseen weapons.Is this serious or just cope?
>>61917345TEL AVIV IS BEING NUKED AS WE SPEAKOH GOD OH FUCK ITS ACTUALLY SERIOUSLY FUCKING JOEVERWHY DID I WASTE MY LIFE SHITPOSTING ON HERE
>>61917353If only
I just realized why microstrategy is gonna be up 20% on monday. Because nothing happened. Americans dropped a few water balloons on empty buildings and declared victory. Even if they killed the ancient puppet running iran, this is a nothing burger. Nothing ever happens I guess.
>>61917353Iranians are the masters of cope.
>>61917306>the war has been cancelledthey never launched it in the first place, TACO trump is a burrito. I hope everyone is selling defense stocks if they own any.
>>61917363>nothing happened>even if they killed the supreme leader of the death cult that has been ruining the region for decades >it's a nothing burger
BRICS sisters, first Venezuela, now this. How do we cope?
>>61917345it's literally up 1%
>>61917374>>even if they killed the supreme leader of the death cult that has been ruining the region for decadesnothing has changed, he's a 120 year old geezer puppet. trump is gonna be bitching about iran again in 2 months and maybe drop another firecracker on some iranian mountains. This is most pussy president I have ever seen
>>61917375venezuela is still hostile.grabbing a few tankers means nothing.trump is gonna bitch about them again in 6 months. Just keep going long. Trump as antiwar after all.
>>61917375Taiwan next Insha'Allah
>>61917373>"the supreme leader who is 90yrs old and likely would have died in 4 months anyway and definitely barely coherent is now dead!"
Insider alert: Khamenei just flew over my house.
>>61917375>>61917345BTC swings 4-5% daily. It's been crabbing sideways for like, two weeks.>>61917260>>61917270Look at what the WEF publishes every year. Reminder that "globalists" have a weird karma system. It's okay for them to commit atrocities as long as they warn everyone ahead of time. You didn't listen to them? Well then it's YOUR fault misfortune came to you!Anyways, in particular look at the list of 2 and 10 year risks. This is what their playbook is. Position yourself to take advantage of the relevant sectors and think outside the box.https://reports.weforum.org/docs/WEF_Global_Risks_Report_2026.pdf
>>61917394Did he look dead?
BASEDBOBO ASS WRECKED
>>61917429It feels kind of unfair, when will Bobo ever get to cum?
>>61917429Is that a good or a bad thing?
>>61917260other way around. stocks are good for war.
>>61917438>>61917442TRUMP ALSO PROPOSING OFF RAMPSits joever.expect to see Raytheon and Lockheed down 20-30% monday.
>>61917449@ChatGPT is this true?
trump is kinda good at this war thingy. like damn bro.
>>61917458You mean he's good at not going to war.One airstrike isn't war. Sorry I doubted the antiwar president.
>>61916331>>61917284>if youve been following the EFG episodes 1 and 2 sprinkled around /biz/>a teaser scene for the next episode following the epstein island fiasco
>>61917375all you can do is make sure your sisters get impregnated by white cock. I'm willing to donate biologically speaking, not financially speaking
>>61917458Unironically plan trvsters are up bigly over the last few years
>>61917458Trump is God at sucking Israle cock.If he doesn't do what nuttinyahoo says, mossad will hurt his family just like what happened to chFlie kurk
If Iran is already over how bearish is this for Putin's 2 week special military option and his life? How do I bet on the collapse of Russia?
So green on Monday?
>BREAKING: TRUMP CONFIRMS ON X SUPREME LEADER DEAD
>>61917482>BREAKING: the guys that lie about literally everything have something to say
Do you hear that? In the distance... it sounds like claws... snibbing
Demand for PMCs are about to skyrocket, like the good old days after 9/11!
>>61917506I think he's dead bro.
so is everyone just a gullible faggot now?
>>61917232What prop do you use
>>61917513proof? I'm following this heavily, and I see nothing except words from jews and their golems (both of whom lie as naturally and frequently as one breathes)
>>61917482ayatollah once, ayatollah thousand times...
Insider here, the arab guy is dead, load ze bag
Sell the news, hes dead
When is /smg/ getting an AI chatbot?
dead sandniggers = green candles
So why don't more people do option spreads? They limit your losses so you don't get absolutely raped by a market crash. I've been making good money so far doing them. What's the catch?
>>61917589Dead kikes and ziobots = green candles
I hope it all ends soon, ideally with Israel leveled like a parking lot, in the meantime my us defense stocks are going to print money.
will the old fuck still being alive be bullish or bearish? i seriously want a big Monday dip to finally buy the dip. i ain't bought shit cause nothing seriously dropping enough.
>>61917458OP intel and tech.https://www.cnbc.com/2017/09/04/putin-leader-in-artificial-intelligence-will-rule-world.html
>>61917629If you want to gamble on shit like that just go to the betting sites
i absolutely want death to Israel and all their supporters but i seriously need meta to drop back to $600 on Monday.
> futures
Hey buddy , don’t check bitcoin computer .
WOAHWTFWTIS IT OVER?WE MOONING MONDAY SMIGGERS
KEK BOBO
>>61917663Looks like basic bitch range-bound crabbing.
>>61917666Checked and Me Pilled
>>61917482I'm hear the moment he died the Iranian people started converting to Judaism and buying MAGA hats en masse
>>61917599Credit spreads? Probably a winning bet overtime. The problem is risking $100 to make $10. A couple losses in a row will set you back pretty far. But doing a small amount to try to beat the market is not a bad idea. Also they do exceptionally well in a choppy market like we've had the past few months, but when volatility spikes or the market moves sharply in one direction they are losing bets.
>>61917527I'm looking at his body right now.
buy trumphone & melaniacoin on open
>>61917619You do realize investing in us defense stocks is indirectly investing in Israel right? They're the research and development arm of the military industrial complex.
>>61917728No one cares incel
>>61917728>jews are notorious for being good at making money>invest in Jews>profit?
>>61916918>a minor pullback is bearishwhy are bobos like this? tech has soared for weeks and we are just getting started.
>>61917728You do realize you're on /biz/, not /pol/?
>>61917605so you're saying Monday will be bloody red, eh Ahmed?
>>61917732There's no reason the share price of defense sector companies needs to rise. Its so government reliant that all the (((involved parties))) can profit without the shareholder getting any.
why does trading slow down around lunchtime if its all done by algorithms now? do the robots need to eat?
Anyone have that schizopost saying Iran would get attacked around this time? I'm SURE someone remembers that since it was posted very recently.
Is the strait open again?
>>61917473>How do I bet on the collapse of Russia?Unironically collect capital then flood it into whatever is left of r*ssia when it dies.
>>61917762Possibly a holdover where historically there's less liquidity around lunch time so the algorithms slow down then. Naturally most traders want to place their trades at market open or near market close too.
>>61916911>>61916986Wait until find out what his name is an anagram for.
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHEAD AND SHOULDERS FORMED ON BTCITS FUCKING OVER. SELL!SELL FOR YOUR MISERABLE LIVES!
>>61917798Wrong thread Denathor.
>>61917450IT CANT BE OVER THAT QUICKLY
>>61917599If you mean debit spreads: because straight up calls have a better yield curve conditioned on the fact you might sell at some intermediate point (rather than wait to expiration) -- which you mostly should unless your conviction in the underlying is rock solid.
Which would be the better choice?>Buy 3x oil on market open>Buy 1x defence on premarket open>Don't do anythingt. a stupidhead
>>61916331>"I think if you took a poll of the American public right now, you'd find that the majority didn't know there was going to be a war, and that they're presently surprised by the outcome..."HOLY BASED. Bong knows us and our normies well.
>>61917845>pleasantly*
>there are actual IDF kikes shitting up /smg/ with how it's heckin based that they've blackmailed us into another middle east forever war
>>61917853>Forever warI'll be shocked if it's still going on Monday
>>61917853There seems to be a mistake. I thought you voted for this?
whys buttcoin rebounding?
war is over we won
>>61917870Or is it??
>>61917859>>61917867>>61917870Hormuz is closed and China is going to issue sanctions. The best can hope for is a dead cat bounce as Trump the zogslave sells us out even further.
>>61917853In most cases /smg/ is pro joo. I think at least half of /smg/ is jooish anyway, i know baggot is, and that most of our chuds are nyc joos bullying sensitive west coast joos because they think its funny.'Goys or sipirtual-goys trade crypto if they are neochuds and boomer rocks if they're chud-classics. I will always be a friend to the joos as I slept on a bunch of IDF guys couch in college all summer without paying rent. Meanwhile arabs scammed me with a shitty mattress.
>>61917886Gas yourself, reddit spacing kike. If this war was actually in our interest, you obvious IDF kikes wouldn't be trying so hard to shill it to us. We're going to get a dead cat bounce in the markets before the horrific reality of a new forever war sets in. Trump is throwing away our economy because evil kikes have blackmail footage of him raping children.
>>61917879The only country china can sanction is itself get real. We'll survive without cheap iphones
>>61917904The least they can do is cut off rare earths again, which would cripple most of our industry. If they issued a full-on embargo, we would collapse into third world status. We can't even make the equipment needed to maintain our own power grid without importing it from China.
>>61917886>china>sanctioning its biggest trading partnerrumao
>>61917914>retarded 1PBTID nigger that can't even reply to the correct postThe United States only accounts for 12% of Chinese exports, and they can target strategically important goods for sanctions without doing much economic harm to themselves.
>>61917912The US would limp along and China would collapse into cannibalism if that happened, it won't
damn missed the silver short and the following pump and now gonna miss the epic oil pump as well... some people just aren't meant to make it
>>61917924>there won't be any consequences to being an israeli warmonger sellout because there just won't, okay???This is your brain on zionism.
>all the arm chair bearskys massive green candle up your ass Monday morning
>>61917119rogue Russian Military detachments would attempt to launch a coup in Kazkhstan, leveraging the Russian minorities there to their advantage. The country also has a lot of oil and uranium, so it's destined to become a flashpoint no matter what. I'd recommend a relatively stable country in South America, which is the most irrelevant continent in the world. Maybe Paraguay?
>>61917912they didn't do it on time now its over. that thing doesn't work if you keep using it and then stopping. the bullrun keeps going.
>>61917933don't worry i'll continue to gloat as there indeed continues to be no consequence for the jews. Bobos get slaughtered
>>61917886Say the fucking word, self censoring faggot
>futures
>>61916895Are your retarded? MSFT is a major investor of OpenAI, and that OpenAI runs on Azure?>copilot Its literally rebranded OpenAI
>>61917912Yah bro cut off minerals because some towel head got blasted. You’re so retarded. America is the super power and you can take that to the bank jack. America’s back!
>America must collapse because it has brown people and I cant breed
Turbozogged nu/smg/ is shit. At any other point in time, you zogslave baggies would have been told to GTFO.
>>61917777Fucking checked.Also the dumb bitch maid rearranged my hotel room despite me telling her I do not want her in there.
>>61917971she was looking for stuff to steal
>>61917970I'd rather they have more real land than more parasite nations
>>61917926Isn't oil going to dump now wgen iran is not fucking around?
>>61917976>1PBTIDCapital gains tax goes to paying for israel's infrastructure and free healthcare, where they enjoy a higher standard living than we do thanks to our own tax dollars.
>>61917831you're already too late and the war is over
>>61917987Do you actual goy retards seriously not remember what happened six months ago? Iran took 24 hours to stage their counterattack. They've already taken out all of the strategic missile tracking radars in the region.
I’m pro whatever makes me money>>61917926Same fren. Next time I’ll buy
>>61917970Oh yeah? I just made three shekels completely selling out my children and grandchildren's future. You're just mad becasue you're still poor. Cope.
>>61917991>strategic missile tracking radarsyou mean random buildings and hotelsiran is so incompetent it's embarrassing
>>61917831Probably do nothing. This is a dumb event to try to profit off of. I'd say defense has a better chance of scalping than oil.
>>61917996Anything is possible if you lie! Never mind the footage of exploding radar installations all across the middle east this morning. I'm sure they were just targeting random hotel rooms, goy!
>software shareholders on monday
>>61918000can i see the footage then? can you show me the destroyed radar installations? because it looks like they just targeted random apartments and hotels
>>61917899Yet you are in the thread to bitch about the zogg and the kikes and zionists and niggers and china and the impending collapse of society and all the other stuff /pol/ talks about but this is all you have contributed (im somewhat impressed your mental loop didn't find a way to work troons into the mix, but perhaps i missed it in one of your posts)you are a /pol/faggot tourist not a smigger.if you're a smigger post positions (other than exactly what I said, which is scamcoin or boomer rocks, both of which are /pol/
chatgpt was fundamental in taking down iran
Trump is such a buffoon
>>61917946It's gonna be wild
>>61918000Do you even understand concepts like dollar averaging or vesting? Why are you even here? You type like a third worlder.
>>61918006Cope.>>61918007>>61918018Get the fuck out, kike. I have been on this board since literally day 1 when it was created, and /biz/ has always been the financial arm of /pol/. If you don't like it, then you can go gas yourself.
>IRAN STATE TV LIVE NOW CONFIRMING DEATH OF SUPREME LEADERIRAN STATE TV LIVE NOW CONFIRMING DEATH OF SUPREME LEADER>IRAN STATE TV LIVE NOW CONFIRMING DEATH OF SUPREME LEADERIRAN STATE TV LIVE NOW CONFIRMING DEATH OF SUPREME LEADER>IRAN STATE TV LIVE NOW CONFIRMING DEATH OF SUPREME LEADERIRAN STATE TV LIVE NOW CONFIRMING DEATH OF SUPREME LEADER
>>61918019How do people this retarded even exist
>>61918019DRONES DRONES DRONES DRONES
>>61918019ok but what are you actually invested in in the stock market?what stocks does the financial arm of /pol/ buy?
>>61918024how to profit of the inevitable peace trucks
>>61918024well there goes the chance of oil mooning
>>61918027Keep coping, faggot.>>61918031I told all of you to buy precious metals and precious metal accessories last summer, and you would be up enormously if you had listened to me.
>>61918024
>>61918031I seem to recall a retard or two on this board buying and exchanging for rubles after the war broke out.
>>61918024rip in pepperoni
>>61917949A lot of teams inside Microsoft have actually been using Claude instead of Copilot, at least until yesterday. I personally know people there who were told by their leadership to use Claude Code.https://www.theverge.com/tech/865689/microsoft-claude-code-anthropic-partnership-notepad
NIGGER
>>61916386Yes, but they're incompetent
>>61918040So exactly what I said you annoying retarded faggot.I cannot believe the level of retardation you exemplify. You hate the jews and you hate the government yet you have dumped all your wealth into an asset the government can (and has before) make it illegal to own or use for any practical purpose at any point when it threatens the dollar (like, right now).Astoundingly fucking stupid. >>61918036Yeah idk really what will happen now.As of yet I haven't heard/seen anything them about activating their foreign militias, the Houthis, the drone swarms, or their midget submarine, all of which are their trump cards.But I also don't know how they can back down now.
>>61918053yoooooo
>>61918053What did he mean by this, financially speaking
Dubs and bobo gets snubbed
70IQ idiot here. What's the best hedge against war? Google says gold. What are your thoughts?
>>61918059Sure thing, reddit-spacing kike.
>>61918056certainly looks like it. i have massive trouble believing they're targeting non-militant gulf states' infrastructure; seriously looks like asinine fog of war propaganda at present moment but holy shit could they really be this stupid? if he's ded chances are yes
>>61918093they said they would lolthey know donnie loves the market, and their only intention is crashing it with no survivors. they know they cant beat the Americans, but they also know that they can -35% the SPY
>>61918082Against war *where*, anon? Iran? Gold. I'd avoid silver right now but it'll probably work too.Against war in US? Food, water, and ammo.Against war on your mind? Good whiskey.
>>61918093Supposedly his daughter, son in law & grandson too
I feel like the things I said are going to work is happening boss.
I've got some juicy HGRAF news for the next thread.
>>61918105they did? holy FUCK they're retarded. i doubt the market gives that much of a fuck about the burj khalifa or some shit. iran not focusing all attention on wiping israel off the face of the earth for the benefit of all humanity is possibly one of the biggest strategic mistakes in all of history.
>>61918107It has been pretty quiet since the originally attacks.I think they are probably going to wait until markets open and then missile spam, start hitting tankers in the gulf, use their no states to attack around the world.Maximum chimpout to crash the market and make donnie see the war will be expensive.
>>61918047Copilot is just a wrapper for using ChatGPT and Claude models. It’s worthless
Iran knows that our zoglsave president only cares about the portfolios of jewish oligarchs, and not actual Americans, so they're going to wait until the markets open to inflict maximum financial chaos when they retaliate. Screencap this.
I’m so ready for Monday
>>61918150Honestly can't wait. Wish we had 24/7 trading already.
HGRAF was supplying graphite to the iran nuclear program, its over...
>>61918156That's not the news I had in mind.
>>61918129Copilot in VSCode and GitHub can execute tools and make code changes and stuff, it's a full agent, but it's not nearly as good as Claude Code's app.
>>61918147iran doesnt know it's ass from a hole in the groundare the schizo nigger truth nuker anon? your takes are fucking retarded
I am proud to be an American boss.
>>61918147Foreign propagandist faggot.
Some kid of war is breakingout Higher oil price is possibly causing giga indlarionGonto youtubeYoutube shorts shows me goyslop pokemon oe whaterver normieslop
>>61918164>>61918169Oh right, it's completely normal when there's evidence of a sitting US president being blackmailed by israel, only to ignore the advice of his own generals and start a war with iran. MIGA!
Sorry im drunk just cane back frlm clubbing
>>61918169I dont want to pretend to know Muslim customs because I don't, but im more confident and excited because my cousin told me they have to do death to underground in 1 day everytime.
I wanted to bomb the fuck out of Iran forever guys. My fucking scroll bar fucker is full 9 triabgles.
>>61918184Islam is the only belief system extant that explicitly calls for human sacrifice. Girls are forbidden to attend religious services because they are unclean; mosques are boys-only barracks where they are taught how holy and wonderful it is to wage war against everybody else. This is all ye need know.
>>61918189Wait. I want to send in a female who's a boy.
>>61918189>t. child-raping kike that literally views all non-jews as their personal slaves
>>61918169says one of the many brainwashed retards who has been falling for the disinformation campaigns spread by our foreign enemies for the past decade. imagine still being so clueless when the corruption is now front and center. rope yourself, nigger.
>>61918198I wanted peace in the middle east, I think preemptive retaliation is agreed upon which it is important to recognize Oman recognizing equal things wishing for neutrality and I want to emphasize the neutrality and hope for diplomacy. And trust diplomacy guys for real.
Can’t decide if I should panic sell tomorrow or not
the important question is what does this mean for ZIM
Oh shit anyway, so what you're going to see is the largest right wing block of the middle east flood to America and west but unm if youve ever been out in the water you gotta have an ais system, and what you get is a plotter of everything and when youre doing shit its best to have all of that technology on the vessel.
>>61918189dayuuum Islam is BASED like that?
>>61918053This
>>61918053how to profit from this?
That attack was the biggest nothing burger I have ever seen.I can't believe it'll be forgotten by monday, WOO will look like both happened over the weekend.Why do we live in a world where nothing happens?
>>61918179Its okay, anon. *smooch*
fuck kikes man i bought calls on oil for the past 3 weeks and nothing happened and then i finally get tired of losing so i dont buy any this frdiay and they fucking start ww3 on the strait of hormuz how the fuck can you make a buck as a NEET when these kikes rig and manipulate everything
>>61918258>they fucking start ww3Nothing happened. Oil won't even move, and people will move on to the next Minneapolis shooting trump will cause by Friday. I think the people who are trying to time the market based on future and current events are getting heemed. You can't predict the future, it's better to just be positive and be a boglehead
make a new thread you lazy niggers
>>61918273You literally could’ve done it instead of complaining
>>61918273
How did the OP picture survive the wrath of the janitors
>>61918287She's not naked
I’m all in , on best Korea .
>>61918287you didn't hear? he's dead
how much are defense chads gonna pop Monday? $250 RTX?
>>61918340I'm thinking ONDS will be up big, because of the US deploying kamikaze drones.
>>61918360Khamenei died to Tomahawk spam though
>>61918362ONDS has more torque, look at the mcaps.
>>61918362Also, this is the first time the US has used kamikaze drones in an operation, proving their efficacy.
>>61918382We've seen basically no video of Amerishaheds hitting anything, all we have is DoW's word that they were used. We have video of the 21+ Tomahawk strike package that took out Ayatollah Assholla.
>there are anons ITT who didn't long Raytheon
>>61918400also, cheap one way kamikaze drones are a low margin business by design and definition, you can't charge $10M per LUCAS
/smg/ movie night starting soon: 28 Years Later: The Bone Temple (2026)
>>61918401:^)
>>61918411Momento Mori
>>61918411better be good
Are my copper miners toast now? I was just getting some gains from them.
Bobina might cum I'm afraid.
>>61918438I saw it in theaters, it's pretty good but probably not what you're expecting
>>61918438they don't watch good movies
>>61918411First half was meh gore, second half saved by fiennes. I liked years part 1 better, but part 2 was pretty funny and surprisingly made me like samson.
>>61918411kelson saved the show tbqh
>>61918411
>>61918504
>ALERT: FULL CHIMPOUT IN AFFECT - IRAN BLOWING DUBAI TO BITSALERT: FULL CHIMPOUT IN AFFECT - IRAN BLOWING DUBAI TO BITS>ALERT: FULL CHIMPOUT IN AFFECT - IRAN BLOWING DUBAI TO BITSALERT: FULL CHIMPOUT IN AFFECT - IRAN BLOWING DUBAI TO BITS>ALERT: FULL CHIMPOUT IN AFFECT - IRAN BLOWING DUBAI TO BITSALERT: FULL CHIMPOUT IN AFFECT - IRAN BLOWING DUBAI TO BITS
Indian CEOs are israeli economic terrorism on the United States.
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>>61916331Who here "bought Silver on Friday"?I am up 8%, put in even more buy market open orders.
>>61916331God I wish I looked like that (and had a dick).
