Time to profit from war edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams61905800:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesPrevious smigger thread>>61912920
bros i have 1000 shares of snxx, should i start selling covered calls?
>Israel and US bomb Iran>Iran mines the Strait of Hormuz over the weekend>Oil opens down 10% on Monday>Next weeks expire worthless>Bankers rub their hands, oil pumps 40% the next day
>oil>silver>goldcommoditybros we are so back
>>61915030why would oil drop if iran messes with the strait of hormuz?
I think WTI will skyrocket on monday. It's an oil stock and oil prices will surge due to the iran conflict.It's also dirt cheap with cheap options.it's close price is 2.65. And Calls that expire in april with a 3 dollar strike price only costed like 20 cents.There's at least 14,000 open interest in some cheap calls for march 20th.
>>61915035>why>bankers rubbing their handsThe cartel always wins.
WEEKENDFUTAS>NDX at 24646
>>61915041just invest in banks too, easy
>>61915040>iran conflictWon't last longer than a week.
>>61915051>3 days special operation
>>61915030The USA already moved their fleet there, Iran has no navy and no air support.Israel is just making shit happen to force the USA into the mud pit.Either way, Iran is finished, sooner the better.Perhaps we can see the rise of Persia again and we can get a REAL ally in the middle east?
>>61915047can you translate the german words to english?>>61915051Iran is a massive country, it might not be a long war but it probably won't be over in 3 days.
just fucking nuke israel and iranthen the middle east is peaceful again. extremely simple.
>>61915060>Iran GDP $80 billion>Ukraine GDP $200 billion>USA GDP $32 TRILLION>>61915063Completely depends on how the civilian population reacts, which hopefully should be to burn down the government and kill all the leaders.
talking absurd ofc, in china shoes it would be the perfect time to invade taiwananyone else kinda scared of investing in chips?
>>61915060>>61915063I'm saying that its not going to be a war, the USA doesn't have the units in theater for a ground war. They will bomb rocks and declare victory. This already happened in June.
>>61915070t.jewish cocksucker
WHY DOES SHIT ALWAYS FUCKING HAPPEN ON WEEKENDS WHEN MARKETS ARE CLOSED WHAT THE HELL
>>61915071more contracts for micron
>>61915076that's intended you dumbass.
>>61915076clearly by design
>>61915070it's not like iran could really do anything ofc, but remember how long afghan and iraq lasted
>>61915076For nothing to ever happen by the opening bell.
>>61915072fair point
>>61915047what was the oil prices before the strike?
>>61915081those had ground invasions, can't imagine trump actually does that unless he wants legit single-digit approval ratings
Crazy how the USA is basically giving china a free win by ensuring their stockpiles is empty just for israel....Is there a worse fate for an empire? dying for a foreign nation? I don't think ith appened before. grim
>>61915071wym?
>>61915081Sure, but Iran is on the verge of civil war, USA wont be the ground troops, the civilians are, with USA air power now.USA probably already sent missiles to a bunch of military sites we haven't heard about yet.Iran still has internet locked down too so we can't get ground coverage easily yet, but Im sure we'll start seeing stuff shortly when people turn on their starlinks again.
>>61915095just to give one recent example, british empire also died because they defended poland
IM BALLS DEEP IN OIL BROSYES YES YES
>>61915104That's to defend their empire not because the government were captured by poland though.
>>61915007>That’s where Israel comes in. Some White House advisers reportedly believe it would play better politically for Israel to strike first rather than the U.S., and thus force Iran to retaliate. Like Trump, Israel’s Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu is a man with an eye on impending elections (October at the latest) is Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu, who makes no secret of his ambition to see the Iranian regime brought down. Netanyahu — backed by almost the entire Israeli political spectrum — is clearly champing at the bit, but aware of the danger of being seen to drag the U.S. into a potentially messy embroilment. One reason perhaps for the unusually discreet nature of Netanyahu’s sixth visit to the White House on February 11 — in through the back door, no lovefest press appearances. >Which may also actually have been a sign that the two allies might not be on the same strategic page. Plunging Iran into fragmentation and chaos would absolutely fit Israel’s playbook, but not necessarily America’s. The two are working at cross-purposes in Syria, where the Israelis are pushing against a strong central government which the U.S. is supporting, even against its erstwhile Kurdish allies in the north-east. >If there are two constants in the current equation, they are that the Iranian people’s disillusionment and rage against the regime will not go away, and neither will Israel’s desire to overthrow it. But if Trump does not share that goal, he will have to find a face-saving way to wriggle off the hook he has created with his ostentatious military buildup. >The Phoney War He's wriggling! Lot of table pounding today!>we'll kill you!>certain death!>(btw ppl of iran plz rise up we've been waiting like a rly long time here and i know i can't swing an invasion domestically plz plz plz! ty)
>>61915095>stock pile is empty from IranlollmaoAlso, China can never ever start a war with the USA.
Trump announcement https://files.catbox.moe/7gm24i.mp4
>>61915117Stockpile is already nearly empty from ukraine and israel . look it up. It'll takes DECADES to replenish >Three gorges dam memeYea try hitting that then get nuked. I'm not talking about a nuclear war. but China can basically get taiwan for free now you retard.
>>61915063Grösse = SizeVerkauf = AskKauf = BidÄnderung = Change% Änderung = % ChangeZum Layout hinzufügen -> = Add to the layout>>619150886716 or soNow it's at 7247
The question we should all be asking is "Will Trump do it? Will Trump use the secret reverse-engineered alien electrogravitic craft and energy weapons?"Ground force not needed.
>>61915122Danke
>>61915121>selling old equipment to Ukraine>these bases are empty guys
>>61915116Retail will buy hedgie uso and dfen bags at ath and there is nothing you can do to stop them jumping off that cliff. There is a reason very few /biz/ posters stick around.
>>61915133this over two years old report btw. retard
>>61915127Oops, reverse Ask and Bid.Kauf = Buy = BidVerkauf =Sell = AskAlways confuses me.Platform seems to be lagging or so. Gold and Silver are higher.Oil now $73.50Silver 96.41Gold 5385
>US attacks Iran>VIX futas dumpsIs capitalism inherently evil? Or is it just agnostic to life?
>The U.S. military has begun “major combat operations” in Iran, U.S. President Donald Trump confirmed on Saturday.>“Our objective is to defend the American people by eliminating imminent threats from the Iranian regime, a vicious group of very hard, terrible people,” Trump said in a video message on his Truth Social account.>defend the American people
biggest happenings happen ALWAYS when the market is closed I wonder why
>>61915120unironically interesting
>>61915158>>defend the American peopleMIGAtards will unironically swallow it up.I'm not a smart person. But if even I can see through it surely everyone can? I cannot believe there so many people who fall for this retarded crap.
>>61915070>foreign people are bombing us>which means we need to oust our government as it wasn't bootlicking foreigners enoughI will never understand this retarded train of thought.
>>61915144>literally meaningless chart oh noooo! The military just doesnt have any ammo! its over!Imagine believing this even put a dent in what the USA military has.A few million shells is NOTHING. ANd this is obviously the shit they had in warehouses rotting away, they didn't take it from their bases and navy. You're literally delusional.
Everyone talking about Iran ittIs it really happening, havent checked mainstream media
>>61915167You're so fucking retarded its unbelievable. There's literally no benefit for us to be iran's enemy. None at all. In fact we'd be allied with them just like we are with the rest of ME. Guess who's blocking that and making us go to war for them?Retarded bootlicker. If you were a true patriot you'd be anti-war. There's far more important issues to focus on for USA.
>>61915167play nice. and i hope you're right babe. this escalation has me worried.
>>61915164Did you just forget the massive civil unrest just last week? or you're just intentionally lying?
>>61915173>There's literally no benefit for us to be iran's enemyIRAN LITERALLY DECLARES THE USA THEIR ENEMY EVERY FUCKING WEEK. HOW ARE YOU THIS STUPID?
>>61915169Listen to Trump's announcement. He just said he's going to bomb the shit out of Iran, calls on all military and police in Iran to lay down their arms, and for the Iranian people to rise up and overthrow their government in the aftermath.
>>61915178fwiw, i think you're beautiful when you talk politics. disagree or not. you're so thoughtful and passionate, i love seeing it. not this though. you need some tempering, more restraint. i can imagine you so much better.
>>61915007https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zGuR1qVKrULive cam, iron dome firing back.
>>61915178Why do you think they do that when we sanctioned them to hell for decades and attacked them? you dumb fuck? Why do you think they don't call for the death of Europe or Canda or russia? retard
>>61915187Damn
Just found it https://x.com/The_Real_Fly/status/2027651388289737185
IRAN IS SENDING THE NUKEShttps://x.com/ChayasClan/status/2027380558779617329
>>61915176Yes they will only strike military targets, no civilian and infrastructure damage, no sir, especially not from Israel, we all remember its laser precision Gaza strikes after all.
How do you tech bros feel holding over this weekend. Kek.
>>61915211Fine? Big green next week too. Bears never win.
>>61915192He’s too far gone. Propaganda is very powerful. I mean he literally can’t see the fat the US has initiated an unprovoked war of aggression for nothing against them. And he’s still. Dude they want to kill us!Many such susceptible minds.
>>61915213But I was in cash :) I will buy the dippy and go right back into TQQQ, as Powell intended
>>61915213We will resume this Monday. See how you feel then :)
>>61915213did you just answer for me??
>>61915224Built for BGC
>>61915228not mad
Is this bullish for Tesla yes or no
it'll be bears week to feast then the war will probably be done (for USA side) and then green next. if not then its two weeks of bears feasting and then a big pump.I don't think US will go into a long war.
Trump's speech made it sound like this will be a much longer operation than the strikes he did against their nuclear facilities last year.
>>61915217i mean, iran has been poking the bear for a long time, eventually you will get mauled. There should be no sympathy for those retards, all they had to do was mind their own business. Nobody is fucking with best korea for example.
I heard of a stock called HGRAF from redditdo people buy it here too?
>>61915240Haven't you learned to not take Trump statements to heart? this will not be a long war for the US. Mid term elections are coming.Or have we forgotten the greenland fiasco from last month? where he said he'll take it by force if needed?
like it or not, we're at war. so be a good patriot and support your country, otherwise babe will read you the riot act. go america, beat iran.
>>61915243>all they had to do was build a nuke asap. Nobody is fucking with best korea for example.fixed that for you >>61915246I will only support a defensive war. The shit US does is not in my interests why the fuck wold i support it?
>>61915245You make a fair point.
30% of the world oil and gas go through Hormuz strait. If Egypt puts pressure on which looks inevitable in a long conflict and shut Suez. That’s 50% and other trade on top.Within weeks global energy inputs will cripple over leveraged economies. The Americans under Biden emptied their strategic oil reserves. Stupidly. Trump complained but hasn’t refilled it. China of course has spent 20 years building vast lakes of reserves. And that’s the real point of the war. To strangle Chinas energy and ore inputs. That’s all this is. Nothing else. This all has the setup to escalate to a global conflict if not deescalated. China WILL back Iran. It will do so using the template the Americans established over Ukraine. Sanctions for a war of aggression. China has a thousand processed commodities/inputs it can cut off to strangle whole sectors in the west in weeks. Auto. Semiconductor. Metals. Rare earths. Just one week of embargo could kill the MAG7 values. Then housing and bond crisis follow. Calls for war would ensue from radicals in the west which we have plenty of against Russia and China . You can see where all this might go. All for some fools mission of Christian Zionist brainlets in Washington and London, in league with two step thinking fools, playing empire with an American level education and DEI crew to further dilute the critical thinking and strategic planning.It’s a fucking disaster in the making. But heaven. For gold and silver and hard assets if not controlled. Hopefully we live to spend it some day. Very few are risk assessing this properly. Trump I no longer understand. He’s cracking it seems under the pressure of all these front arrayed against him. And he’s nasty when cornered.
>>61915163Israel are honorable Americans, so he isn't lying.
>>61915252Trump doesn't need to refill it immediately so long as he continues to turn the screws on Venezuela.
>>61915246Babe, give me the white feather. I will drown in a burning iron Hulk in the Hormuz strait for you babe
>>61915249Yeah and nobody bothered to fuck with best korea because they stay in their lane. If they had constantly antagonized between the korean war and getting a nuke, there would have been a second korean war before they got it.
>>61915252>Within weeks global energy inputs will cripple over leveraged economiesIs this the blow that ai needed?
babe... please answer for me again, they are ganging up on me and they're mad, i dunno what i did wrong...
>>61915240Trump knows an unpopular war with Iran will cost him midterms. His (real) base (folks like vance) hate the idea. The only people who like it are FOX boomercons, who can literally be told to think anything. This was a nothingburger strike, 3 bombs, and it has been responded to in nothingburger terms, barely anything sent back at israel.I doubt a single person died.
- BREAKING: Ansarullah announce they will begin attacks on ships in the Red Sea.That's red sea and soon strait of hormuz
Houthis to Resume Attacks on Shipping in Red Sea Corridor: AP
>>61915269>The only people who like it are FOX boomercons, who can literally be told to think anything.Boomers convinced me that NPC's are a real concept. Imagine being easily propagandized faggot
>>61915259You think Venezuela can help that? Are you thick? That’s heavy sour crude oil from sands. That’s 20 years away and 250 billion of investment. The reserves are empty NOW. The was is underway NOW. You see posts like this are what I mean by two step fools playing strategy. He’s commenting on a national strategic oil reserve that takes a decade to fill at least. Likes it’s a fucking paddling pool. And has no conception of the chain of events that will follow it oil hits 200-400 dollars in an all out protracted conflict. >But muh Trump said two weeks!Good luck. If shit doesn’t calm down or implode by Monday. Get long some local oil and gas and metals Monday lads.
EXIT ALL FINANCIAL MARKETS
>>61915276US already can handle sour crude, due to handling the same from Canada.
>>61915272I WANT TO SEE A CARRIER HIT!!!
>>61915264AI needs energy. Cheap energy and chips. Who makes the chips. And I mean who MAKES the materials the chips are made from. Google it. And if you find a country that isn’t China on some component or input. Google who supplies that company with the refined metal or silicon or whatever. It all goes back to China. Over 90%. China will not stand by and let itself be slowly strangled by a country it can put the lights out on economically without firing even a bullet. They are more intelligent. More strategic. More everything. And they don’t do DEI.
Bommers killed their own country (America) the western civilization, their children futures, the world standards of living.Boomers are faggots
Gold 5437Silver 96.53Oil 73.43
>>61915288Oil bros, we made it! Them calls are going to be green on Monday.
>>61915288Bitcoin 63542 (-3%)
>>61915282They don’t need to. The lumbering ships are our western economies. Over leveraged. Completely reliant on the inputs of nations we are making mortal enemies. I’ll wait for the usual ra ra Murica poster to disagree. Then we will break it down.
>>61915278You have to get it out of the fucking ground! Go look up and see what condition the Venezuelan oil sector is in. There’s a reason Exons CEO said he wasn’t interested in going back to trumps face at that press conference. Which made Trump sulk like a bitch of course.
>>61915285I meant blow in the context of a nasty hit
>>61915300Fair enough.
>>61915288Source?
And by the way. You haven’t got anyone on the ground in Venezuela anyway! People posting like they conquered the country. Nothing changed. They got maduro and a that’s it. They are just waiting Trump out and will go back to work with China. Want to stop that? Cool. 500k troops for 20 years. At a minimum. Big appetite for that in the us I’m sure. And that’s just one of a potential dozen conflicts you would need to boots on the ground to secure these agendas. This is ridiculous. It’s all a fucking fantasy. That’s what’s so stupid. None of this shit is going to happen! Forget it. You’re more likely to end up with a civil war at home if you wage these wars.
This is why we need flags.
>3 hours into the new war and its already forgottenYeah, nothing happens.
>>61915313my dick (IG markets)
>>61915213sleep well babe. i love you.
>>61915321Oof
Bloody sar I am of warnings you!
>>61915330+5000 izzat saaar
>>61915293uhh, that reminds me of my Star Bulk Carrier stocks. Guess i have to sell first thing in the morning
well donnie had a good ol run. this'll cook his goose tho.i think he was gambling they wouldn't respond in the way they did, but they did, and now he's politcal toast. who's the next con and what's their opinion on interest rates?
Thanks to the anons correctly predicting the attack this weekend. Now what will happen on monday/next week?
>>61915333Just use your head. This hopefully will deescalate. But after listening to that congressman’s speech yesterday. I think Texas. Which was so unbelievably unhinged talking about Iranians wanting to drink Americans bloods from a boot. I’m not kidding. I have to tell you. That hands on the ships helm are not steady and not sane. Get defensive until then. Or the chaos and volatility could annihilate our bags. For years I sat through you buys making bank in tech and crypto. While I was adding through energy sector papers and defence and war game studies and trade shit. And getting a diversified commodity folio organised in preperation. Modest gains. Then 2022 hit. And I’ve watched it go parabolic. And it’s accelerating. I’ll be a millionaire soon. Multi if this shit doesn’t calm down. So take some advice from someone who’s done the boring homework. This is a pivot moment. If this doesn’t calm down. Fast. There will be a poly crisis on every front. Stocks, bonds, energy, political internal in the west. Or just hedge a bit for fuck sake. Take 10% gold physical and keep on what you’re doing. Lot of haters on here not happy till their bag grows and others fail. That’s gay shit. I want mine to grow and others to grow too.
>>61915348
I didnt buy oil yesterday
>pessimism about length of the Iran warThe hardliners will bunker down in some region of Iran and fight a civil war against the new government that will likely spring up in the next 2 weeks.There is plenty of chance to profiteer of this.
I've been telling you guys to buy tankers since June.All you had to do was buy when it turned out the "bunker busters" didn't do shit. They were always coming back to finish the job.
FUCKING NIGGERS I THOUGHT NOTHING WAS SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN IM FUCKING RUINED
War profiteers get the rope
>>61915363Go fuck yourself, pacifist. On your hands is the blood of 40 000 innocent Iranians murdered by the regime.
>kike bots spring up immediately
>>61915363how is that my fault when I invest in businesses that havent seen love in the past decade?
>>61915360
>>61915359sold my ZIM shares and put it in different sectors...still holding my SHIP stocks and other positions that are small but wont make any big impact on my gains
Well I'm >>61912505 backBut I'm horny again because 20% of my portfolio is RTX and NOC
>>61915333Checked.Traditionally the big boats go upupup when the straight closes. What are you even on about?
>>61915400Did he have a big nose?
>>6191540did he say to screenshot this post?
>>61915367POST YR WARFACE!
>>61915359erm like legit every stock has been up since jan tho
>oil melting downKEK BAGGIES!
>>61915359>been waiting for a pullback to go it>it never pulls backFUCK
I bet Raytheon won't even pop Monday despite hundreds of millions of dollars of Tomahawks just being fired
>>6191539195% of my portfolio is RTX and 5% is cash>mfwbut nothing ever happens etc etc priced in idk
>>61915463You will lose your shirt by Friday.Screencap this. I have.
keeeeeeeeeeeekhttps://x.com/visionergeo/status/2027680068722442398
Eurosister here. How do i profit from the war?
>>61915468how do you think I'll lose my shirt holding shares of a defense blue chip during a shooting war
Imagine now going to Iran with your bitcoin and just buying everything. This is what bitcoin was made for! Go trade in Iran now bitcoinbros, with a usb stick.
>>61915475sis, we have been on war for 4 years, just pick some juicy defense stocks and start counting gainsor getting some defense etf, it is fine too and much easier
>>61915480Your "bluechip" doubled in a single year on hopes of a full war dumbfuck, instead you have had 20 bombs dropped and a a few of irans shittiest slowest missiles fired back.God DAYUM retail is so fucking retarded. >BUY HIGH! Your finances should be in the care of a government handler.
>>61915500I've been hodling Raytheon since I sold my Gamestop and meme space stock shares in 2021
>>61915475Our markets opens like 7 hours before the US market. Oil, silver, golds gonna spike. If it goes on for a while defense sector and the shipping lanes closes both sea and air freights gonna go up as well as maritime defense and defense contractors as going around africa gets you into pirate land. Have fun.Wheres yr warfaces at? I cant be the only anon with a fucking warface. Git it on faggots.
>>61915505becareful though, some oil spiking is already priced in, at least from those stocks I've been monitoring
I unironically just donated $1000 to Thomas Massie. Fuck this traitorous zogslave "president". This is financial advice.
holy shit, that was a fuckton of planes
by GOD theyre bombing the children
open the markets now
and there you go. right after the market closed. just as I said.
>>61915519donating anything to any politician is super gay
>>61915513I bought crude (Brent, not that landlocked sweet shit) at 70 and they priced in 3 dollars yesterday. Im doing a sliding stoploss as it could go through the roof and stop at 80-85. Exiting times!
>>61915544THISI need to sell before Monday when the war will already be over
bros they got china on their side, the markets might not recover from this
HOLY SHIT THEY RAISED THE RED FLAG OF REVENGE ON THE JAMKARAN MOSQUE!
>>61915556seeing a plane and taking it down are very different capabilities>>61915550good call imo, I personally prefer oil companies though
God I fucking hate that child raping faggot nigger trump. Just as I was starting to get ahead, this fucking zogslave starts a fucking massive war. I'll be lucky if my folio doesn't get obliterated on monday. total MIGA death
the question is. was this OBVIOUS attack priced in? we all knew it was about to happen dont fucking tell me mm`s hoped for the best.
>>61915563whoever you vote, you get jewsrael
>>61915563Literally every time there´s any sustained green miggers chimp out.
>>61915566Yes its a nothing burger. Screencap this post.
>>61915007is war with Iran bullish or bearish for my XOM/CVX?
>>61915540bombing the shitskin Muslim future terrorist children*
>>61915566Polymarket had an implied O/U of mid to late March iirc
>>61915566tokenized gold and silver are both up near 4% since the attack
>>61915556China wants this to happen lol.They could immediately give trump the out he is desperate for by starting some Taiwan nonsense. Any clay the could give Don he would immediately take and start making bricks with.China wants nothing more than America getting bogged down in a retarded war over nothing, ballooning their debt/killing their currency even more, poisoning global opinion even more, taking their eyes off asia.
>>61915102THANK GOD ELON!
>>61915574please tell me
So, oil goes up...How much is my call shooting up come Monday?
Any nothinburger chudda enthusiasts itt should be thinking about the extremely unlikely possibility of Iran caving into the orange-migger man in any way shape or form. This is twice, there won't be a third time. This is now a war of survival for them, and anybody who takes them on internally is now by definition an orange migger asset. So good luck with that.
>>61915551
>>61915585Anon I
>>61915572Keeeek
>>61915566War is never priced in. Especially once begun because you can’t predict the most chaotic thing
>>61915563Why the fuck would your folio be red for longer than a few days? Don't be a drama queen
War is here The market likes this they have now a big excuse to print more and bring more liquitity to finance the lood spills
>>61915620nothing ever happens, green by monday closethou I do have a worry about the longer-term impact of all this shit, especially on the dollar
Buttcoin not even down 3%
proxy wars are good for the economy
>not having literal female ass farts in your mouthbuy (female) natural gas
Yeah I'm already bored of this shit. Anyone else have any opinions?
I hate how the markets are closed on weekends. Smg has nothing to really do or talk about til Monday. And if something changes and then recovers before open, you can't buy or sell.
>>61915675Yea dont waste your time chasing for the latest vifeos and hesdlines Just read a book or meet your friendsBasically touch grass
>>61915682We can talk about the SpaceX IPOi am saving all my paychecks for it
>>61915620Nothing ever happens.Don thought "they say they will, but they won't, they're chicken, they wont poison their arab alli-"And then the IRGC went full retard "mr trump saaaaar we are going to crash your beloved market with survivors" and started zerg spamming missiles at every country in a 1500 mile radius obviously this has since changed his anaylsis. the news is saying its no surprise but it really is for him, if he continues with this the S&P will tank 25% and he will lose the election and probably become politically weekend to the point the tranny can finally throw him in jail.so now, its called off, and nothing will happen.
>>61915682Even God rested on the seventh day.
>>61915675Friggin um, Pakistan must be taking advantage to hit the Taliban harder than they were. Sell your fucking, opium futures, sorry I can't do it the middle east is too boring
if china invades taiwan do we all collectively short tsmc?
>>61915696Sell your fuckin uh, sand majors
>>61915696I know it's kinda dumb, but I think china is actually too scared of japan to really do something in taiwanit would be smart to send weapons to iran though to slow the americans as much as possible, basically reverse ukraine
>>61915696Xi isnt going to do shit
>>61915688I know this is a clown market but how much upside do you think there is for SpaceX? Its going to go public at 1.75 trillion with a p/e of 500! Textbook case of bags getting unloaded on retail.
>>61915556>stealth jets>F-15, F-16They are about as stealthy as a shopping mall.
>>61915711In all seriousness our people seem to assess that he CANNOT do anything so soon after his purges (which I think even continued like, yesterday with the loss of someone in the position that handles taiwan ops)
>>61915711Trump wishes to god that he would to get him out of the vice bibi has his balls in.
>>61915719Bibi is gonna release the unredacted files as soon as the orange goy steps one foot out of line. Why do you think mossad and Jeff was in cahoots?
>>61915718chinese armed forces spend half their training time studying politics instead of how to operatethey are more of a parth police force with fancy toys than a true army in the western sense (which works really well to maintain internal stability dgmw)xi knows it very well ofc
>>61915723in reality the latest intel is that the us was focusing on missile production in their strikes while israel was just bombing everything. not that hitting missile production would allow them to make the peace deal they wanted.obviously this is fanciful on dons part, but they can at least halt strikesrev guard did go full retard in a way he obviously didnt think they would, and he cannot politically survive them and the houthis shutting down 1/3rd of the worlds oil and the majority of the worlds shipping through suez.
>>61915714I will be selling my nvidia retard stocks and buy some of it, yes.
>>61915566It's priced in. We're strongly rangebound since November and the last move Thurs/Fri was to hammer us back down to the very bottom of the range, again.There's literally nowhere to go on Monday except up. The street will be buying looking like pic related, whether we find ourselves living in the land of milk and honey for 100 years or if WWIII actually just started. They are all just following what their little economics textbooks, and especially what their (((boomer))) bosses, tell them to do. And breaking range to the downside is NOT what they say to do.
>>61915777CHECKED AND BLESSEDHOLY TRIPS CONFIRM
>>61915696China doesn't need to invade Taiwan, considering the US trajectory they just have to wait while America gets more psychotic, unstable and untrustworthy and eventually offer a better deal to the Taiwanese elites.Many parties there have already softened their positions in recent years.Trump is just accelerating the process.
>>61915805That plus waiting for all US allies to turn into Chinese allies.
>>61915805Winnie is 72 he don't have too long
NDX at 24524
I want miggers to spend 20 trillion a year bogged down in the middle east
>>61915815I want miggers to be deployed . They voted for this .
>>61915834I hope this isn't a tiny shock and awe strike like grabbing maduro. America loves shock and awe because it's not war. I'm so scared if that's the case. I'm shorting microstrategy and it's printing money. I hope this is a special military operation that takes at least 5 years or more and 50 trillion in 2026 dollars wasted.
>>61915805What deal could they offer the Taiwan elites, a cushy position in the gommunist barty instead of a cushy position where they have more power?
>>61915566It wasn't priced in to happen this soon, even though embassy evacuations were happening last night all across the Middle East. You doubled your money on Polymarket last night if you bet on strikes happening by March 15.
>>61915839No chance, the regime will buckle before March is over.
>>61915173>iran's enemy.Iran crushed > no more Iranian oil on the market > USA now has unlimited Venezuelan oil > and Canadian oil down the line > the entire world depends on USA oil now.Seems pretty beneficial.
>>619158122% day almost. I'm guessing 2.5% down on open.
>80% in bond funds/cash>10% defense>10% energy>thought about getting into some positions last week and didn’t Holy based I’m so proud of myself
>>61915859Exports of crude 2024 You are retarded, other anon is correct.
>>61915872Both oman and UAE are american dogs, venezuela has great potential wasted by the previous goverment (if we don't count their cover selling to china).
>>61915876>UAE are american dogsThe fuck you blabbering about? They have their own foreign policy which is directly opposed to the one of KSA, which is a staunch ally of the US. E.g. they supported a rival faction in Yemen and took over Socotra.
>>61915876Doesn’t matter. Iranian share of global crude export is minimal. Venezuelan crude is roughly 1% of the global supply and is only refined at serious scale in China/India/the US and even then it’s pretty undesirable. It’s just funny to watch you say that Iran and Venezuela lock down the crude market lol. Do the bare minimum amount of research.
>CNBC>@CNBC>Google wants Intrinsic to be 'Android of robotics' as it pushes into physical AI>physical AIfutures for this?
>>61915892yeah, sure. now let's see how that looks on the ground.
>>61915898>Iran holds 208,600,000,000 barrels of proven oil reserves as of 2025, ranking #3 in the world and accounting for about 11.82% of the world's total oil reserves of 1,765,151,568,000.>The proven oil reserves in Venezuela are recognized as the largest in the world, totaling 300 billion barrels (4.8×1010 m3) as of 1 January 2014, though some believe those numbers to be inflated. Again, it's about potential, if you still don't get it.
>>61915904I'm not denying they are an US ally, I am denying they are a "US dog". They clearly have their own agenda.
>>61915904those are not even all bases marked
>>61915914Venezuela is useless
Uhhh Ameribros? I don't feel so good..
>>61915914You don’t get. You said that the entire world is dependent on the US for oil >>61915859 Potential does not matter. Other countries export oil. There is an oil glut WITHOUT Iran and Venezuela. God I hate retarded people so much. Kys.
>>61915359>tanker stocksI've been talking about TRMD since january 2025Then I lost interest because I figured its not gonna happen after trump's le midnight hammernow its 60% up alreadyfmlstill upside if strait of hormuz is closed tho
>>61915923its over. iran won
>>61915498Thanks sis. Any defense stocks you’d recommend?
>>61915923WHAT THE HECK is that cat dancing real?
>>61915839I don't think you have much to worry about. BTC just keeps reducing the book value of the company that's already priced around 1 P/B.
>>61915505My WAR FACE
well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well
Nothing ever happens fags BTFO.Iran BTFO.
How do we make money on Mon?At market open, everything i want will jump up above what I want to buy at!
>>61916006Sell it all. Today.
>>61915363>he cares about normalfagsThere's nothing wrong in exploiting them.>>61915566The Israeli shekel dumped against the dollar yesterday as different countries evacuated citizens out of the area. Gold dumped a bit today, BTC dumped more. It was not priced in.
>>61916015>It was not priced in.how is that even possible? I am a retarded uneducated retail investor and I saw this shit coming from a mile away. sold everything last week. you cant tell me it all comes as a surprise for wall street, I cant believe it.
oh no another war I'm so shockedhttps://youtu.be/1T14eOUf-28?si=spg2fP7zAcqiDs6f
Why can't we gamble stonks on the weekend? Cryptos, prediction markets, sports bettings and casinos don't take weekends. Fucking sabbath.
cant wait for lockheed to be down 5% monday out of spite.
>>61916020ufff, I've been holding AVGO for 3 years now and I've never been so sure that it's going to :a) beat expectationsb) dump
I made $12,000 more on stocks than at my regular job. Thank you /smg/! I couldn't have done it without the friends I made along the way
>>61916040Well yeah, it was obvious they were waiting for the Gerald Ford to reach Israel before attacking. Rubio postponing his Israel visit should have been obvious to everyone. I guess the market got fatigued from Trump's bipolar behavior and fell for the "it's just a ruse" narrative.
>>61915563I've never seen a war make a massive dent in the market. It's always either new opportunities open up or the momentum of the war turns the market bullish.t. oldfag
>>61916068happy for you fren
>>61915007how is this gonna affect my RKLB shares?
>>61916048Lockeed should be in a bear marketEurope (their biggest foreign customer) is creating their own MIC
> warwell that was fun while it lastedAnyways...
>>61916046we will soonboth the nasdaq and nyse want to make it happen afaik
>>61915007Oil bros... it's a beautiful day for LIBERTY and DEMOCRACY...
>>61916041the war is pretty much over already
Weekend NDX futas down 1.1% from Friday close.
>>61916126Where can I watch those?
>>61916132just google search tech 100 weekend futures on google
>>61916006use a broker that allows you to buy during pre-market
>>61915990>Iran BTFOIn what way?The Islamic Republic is still aliveThe US/Israeli goal of regime change was not achieved
>>61916142>The US/Israeli goal of regime change was not achievedyet
>>61915923you're not funny mutt
>>61915030I bought april calls not my problem. Idk retards always buy 1-2 weeks out
>>61916143It won't beThe very structure of the Islamic Republic makes it almost immune to it, there is no single person the US can kill that will topple the regime
>>61916126Futas?https://files.catbox.moe/7tp0ho.jpeghttps://files.catbox.moe/oebhhs.jpeghttps://files.catbox.moe/blpe2r.jpeg
>>61916150then everyone has to die. its unironically that simple
>>61915815they should be deployed
>>61916157The US doesn't want anarchy eitherAmerica needs to understand that it's not the world's police anymore
>>61915696China's strategy is to do nothingChinese patience, mutts could learn it
What is a good boomer news source nowadays, I don't know if I should watch cnn, al jihadseera or if all is trash and I should stick to websites and youtube shorts
there's war afoot,but still there's comfort to be had,face-first between the ass cheeks of beautiful womenBuy (female) natural gas
>>61916168financialjuice on twitter
>>61916170kek
>>61915682you're supposed to have copious amounts of sex on weekendsworry about money later
>>61916120yeah probably just 2 more weeks of this special military operation as always
>>61915675buy (female) natural gas
>>61915663not just proxy wars
>>61915658the war is a nothing burger
>>61916192So longer and bigger means longer recovery times
>>61916207luckily the war with Iran won't lead to WWIII
>>61916140Which is? Fucking apps need to do this shit, my time is important like my money!!!!
>>61916215Trading212 for us europoors
I suppose it's time to fill up on gas
>>61916226female natural gas
> mfw demonstrated again we are the strongest and best country in the world
AI convinced me to sell half my petrobras to diversify. That decision is costing me about $100k. In case anyone else decides to follow AI advice.
>>61916232america is a bully country
>>61916237I have to threaten LLMs to have them give me any sort of advice beyond investing in VOO and VT.
>>61915688Checked. Me too! I just need one stock! I wanna own a piece of Grok cuz she hot! And I wanna go to space! And that one stock will be legendary when my great grandchildren inherits it in the actual space age.Also, ye of little fate! "War is already over". You need to be 18 to post here.
>>61916237Ai spits out averages, average thinking leads to average results
where is this shit going to land on open?
>>61915030Let the goyim deal in the real world.
imagine not selling on these last fridays
WHAR WERE DECLARED, LET'S GOOOOO
>>61916257$100/bbl. Maybe more.
>>61916257Doesn't look that extreme yet. No glue how good that site's predictions are.
>>61916276Oil is the most traded commodity in the entire world with over 2trillion market capThis meme site that no one knows about isn't a good prediction at all
>>61916285IG is one of the largest brokers in the world
>>61916285Give me a better one for weekends please.
He dead
>>61916299according to Israel and literally no one elsethat's why odds are around 50% on prediction markets
>>61916298there isn't any
>>61916285.....those aren't the ninja outfits they're supposed to be wearing.
>>61916311oh nvm i thought it was the naruto characters.
>>61916290Yeah oil and the futures market is beyond that. Energy companies/fuel refinerys/etc arn't buying from a broker they're buying actual future contracts from actual sellers because they need actual physical delivery of oil. Currently those markets are closed. You're looking at CFD's which are different
>>61916306>>61916299It might still solve to yes even if he is not dead.>Khamenei will be considered to be removed from power if he resigns, is detained, or otherwise loses his position or is prevented from fulfilling his duties as Supreme Leader of Iran within this market's timeframe.>The primary resolution source for this market will be a consensus of credible reporting.Meaning whales can buy up yes and just push it through UMA that based on reported rumors he is incapable of fulfilling his duties.
is the Iran war already over? Did I miss it?
Watching a vid of 8 security cameras wonder if I'll get to see some missiles while I play vidya least I won't see any fake news
>>61916326Nah iran is striking allies in completely irrelevant spots asking for help
Strikes on tel aviv
>>61916326TRIPSANDTHEMARKETDIPSTHENRIPS
>>61916331>>61916331>>61916331
>>61915808that's going to be one long ass wait for the arrogant Chinese who won't stop bullying their neighbors. There's a reason China has no allies
>>61916243Unironically Yes and that's a good thing. It's gonna be fun finding out the winning move Friday wasn't to buy puts or calls, but was to close your Burry apetrade. Lol
>>61916012I miss Abe, bros.
>bitcoin already recoveredit's a nothingburger after alloil might open down
>>61915902search for "AI & robotics" ETFs
>>61916153>no pussI'm glad this nigger got sent to jail, his tastes are shit.
