OIL chads... never forget, you are on the side of FREEDOM and DEMOCRACY, edition.>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesPrevious:>>61920809
AMERICAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
First for I love war profiteering :D
>>61921749Based Ukies, both removing ziggers from the surface of the Earth all while making sure my oil pump even higher, thus making me richer.What a good day.
what a pathetic pump on goldsilver is already dumping below its friday price lmfaogenerational bag holders
If Google could dump that'd be great
>>61921999>amateurovernight market always dumps because few people trade it
I only have 15% allocation to oil, and 15% to other energyBut still, WAGMI
>>61922006copesilver dumping to sub 30 monday - tuesday, gold sub 3500the fear just happened, and it was a nothing burger. metals are gonna sell off.your miners are gonna be -300% and your gonna be literally (literally) bag holding boomer rocks lmfao for.. for fucking 15+ years.. even 30 yearslmao
Hey day traders, gimme a leveraged oil ETF I can invest in tomorrow morning.
>>61922013DIG or GUSH
>>61922011
We're going to be so fucking green by EOD tomorrow it'll make your eyes bleed.
>>61922013UCO/SCO, they are based on OIL FUTAS and not coompanies like the NIGGERS trade.
>>61921984it's gap-filling my fellow oil chuds
moving my free cash (enough for 1 (one) share) into googlenow, the real question is do I sell the news, cut some 40 PE raytheon and reallocate or continue the long hodl
markets literally unchanged from friday lmaonothing mattersvix will never popbobo will never cumm
> futures
>>61922021Silver already -.1.50 dollars lmfao its dumping.cope harder
>>61922029CUTE
I'm so glad trump finally got rid of the dictator, ali sergey khamenei nazarov. With the king of betrayel finally gone and justice served we are finally free and our path to wealth is secured. No more does he leech off our portfolios to fund his private harem. Now we just need trump to dispatch special forces to iran and eliminate his "marines" and install a democracy to ensure safe global trade in the middle east.
>someone posts a cartoon of Trump literally pushing US soldiers into an actual meat grinder machine>the jews that run /ptg/ instinctively have to post "ACKSHYUALLY the cartoon shows Trump helping that poor soldier out of the meat grinder"That's the same level of pilpul these shills apply to everything else, isn't it?
WAR FACES
>>61922037Mohel, leave the real world to us goyim.
>>61922032Nice try jude, trying to get us to exchange real money for worthless fiat niggerbucks. If only GEG
>>61922040
I'll just leave this here
>>61922010I think oil will be a disappointment. I bet that people who got in last week will even lose money.
https://youtu.be/3YZLI26HYo8?t=43>>61922064oil triggered a circuit breaker
i'll just put this here
>>61922064I got in over 6 months ago, on account of Iranian conflict, and US embargoes, similar to the 70s. IEZ/IEO which favor producers; even if price ticks higher but remains stagnant, it's good for their bottom line.Between PMs, materials and oil, I've gotten in nice and early and been pretty happy. Late march, I'm rotating to bonds.
>>61922068What?
>>61922073Me too. I might get more bonds, but if inflation goes up I'm not sure. I'll see how this conflict plays out. I guess we've become boomer investors
>>61922064All you need to do is look at oil’s chart for ten seconds to know inside traders have already primed the rugpull.Now the chart on EVs… i think they may have overlooked some things.
>>61922032Should be bullish for minors tomorrow since nobody's looking at 'em
>>61922097as long as you're not long coppercopper is going to take a BEATING next week.
Now see, what you have to realize is that if you trade COOMPANY based ETFs or STOOKS then 100 poo scent of your gains will be TAXED at the SHORT TERM HOLD rate unless you hold for over a year. But if you trade NATGAS AND OIL FUTAS /BASED/ ETFs then 60 poo scent of your gains are taxed as LONG TERM HOLDS no matter how short of a term you hold them, and only 40 poo scent of your gains are taxed as short term holds. NIGGERS do not know about this at all.
>>61922098GuhI'm pretty much only copper and oil.I'm going to get fucked.But I'll double down on copper if i have any money left
>>61922011We bombing Cuba next. Boomer rocks will be back up to new record highs by summer.
I’m telling you the Jews are giving us a big green candle Monday morning. Trump is a good goy who loves the stock market
>>61922107>But I'll double down on copper if i have any money left>he didn't hear the news
Venezuela is not a war torn nation hellbent on extremist theocracy and loyalty to a man essentially on the same tier as the pope in their religionI cant believe Iran is going to be Vietnam 2, the emperor has no clothes
>>61922098Or maybe not, they usually sell the rip if it's green at open
>>61922114https://youtu.be/DYzT-Pk6Ogw?t=9
>>61922117Enlighten me. Anon kun
>>61922118imagine dragons
>>61922118the same Iran that had to announce they didn't stroke Oman on purpose, they just have no C2 left and the IRGC is lashing out spasmodically like a headless chicken? That Iran?
>>61922132the IRGC is 200k big, nuking the oil fields of its neighbors who suck off the jews is not a bad plan at allthey cant reach new jersey but theres a lot of fucking money around them they can easily burn
>>61922132what headless chicken? every missle strike hits a US asset
>>61922132China basically gave Iran complete satellite map of all US assets in the middle east
>>61922132
I hope we get a sell of tomorrow so I can slurp more photonic stonkies. AAOI on open no matter the price and I want some more leaps on LITE and COHR
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>61922085According to midterm seasonality, we rally until march-april, and benner cycles says 2026 is a sell year. I might exit a bit early and be sad and boring, but maybe i'll dodge retarded drawdown for once
>>61922118They are censoring the shit out of social media.It’s not as bad as thirdies would wish for it to be. But it’s a real boondoggle so far.Definitely the biggest blunder of Trump’s second term thus far.And that’s a high hurdle to clear, what with Epstein and all that.
keK
I should have bought more HGRAF.
>>61922147>you’ll hear from my lawyer about those 6 weeks!
>>61922156>cartel silver stockhttps://www.cbc.ca/news/world/vizsla-silver-group-workers-9.7097999why buy that one when there's so many other quality names out there.
>>61922136>>61922139>>61922143the only visually confirmed losses are hotels and airports in Dubai lmao why are you so desperate to carry water for a regime that's already gone
>>61922174>t. Israeli Officials are my sourceBibi is hiding in a bunker in Germany
>>61922173Supposedly they're sitting on one of the largest silver mines in the world and the market has no pity for death
>>61922126Why don't you look at the image I posted and put>2+2Together and google it for yourself, retard-kun.
>>61922174you seem to live in lalaland
>>61922176It does have pity for a massive class action lawsuit though. Their executives lied and have direct dealings with cartels. I dont see how that wont come to bite them in the ass. I'd sell and buy another miner, even if their economics are attractive.
>>61922178Iyadesu>>61922176Apparently the cartels want 50% cut of revenues. I wonder how that will affect the profits
sorry copper bros, but you got too greedy
>>61922123From what a recall in an extended video it actually doesn’t go down
>>61918736Seems like they genuinely had fun with it, which makes it a fun watch
>>61922126>desuhttps://www.reuters.com/sustainability/land-use-biodiversity/argentinas-senate-passes-glacier-law-reform-backed-by-milei-unlock-mining-2026-02-27/The same reason why silver bulls are retarded. any increase in demand can be made up easily by supply.Gold cant be but can be made illegal to own.Debt can be inflated away.Stocks remain the safest asset to hold if you have a working brain.
tin bros, is it over?
This war is getting one week longer every six hours.
>>61922011>silver dumping to sub 30 monday - tuesday, gold sub 3500please be true lord
>>61922207every top general and the CIA said this was a bad idea
>>61922205alwaz habbeen, i bought tin in 2022 because of semiconductors.. that didnt work out so well
QUINTSANDTHEMARKETFUCKINGSPRINTSTOFRESHDIZZYINGALLTIMEHIGHSBUY GRRR & DAVE FOR EARNINGS BLOWOUTS
>>6192220785% of this country never wanted it and would like and immediate cessation
>>61922222
>>61922220You blew it
>>61922157I bought quite a bit and I still should have bought more.
>>61922234Futes?
shorting a copper etf tomorrowgood idea or bad?
rumors trump is bucklingif true before monday opens my puts are going to burn lads
>>61922169>Best BuyAmazing short opportunity.Did you know, if you buy a computer at one of their stores, and if it breaks LITERALLY 2 MONTHS LATER, that you can't actually call their stores?You would assume you can right? NO.They have removed the phones from their stores. Every call is now rerouted to a call center in India. They had phones in Macy's in the 1890s.A brick and mortar retailer, where you customer support is handled by Rajnesh in Hyderabad, and it is trading at $60 a share.
>>61922244Israel will do a false flag if he backs out. It's too late to change course.
i see those israeli bots working on overdrive on twitterbut having hitler tweets reaching 100k+ likes is something weird to see. didn't bibi warn musk of this?
>>61922204This won't even make a dent in the copper supply for the next 10 years.The only thing that would fuck copper is a recession, and even that's temporary.The Iran war might cause a recession though so i might get fucked for a few years
we're gonna end up with boots on the ground 100%. Iran is out for blood and the protestors aren't gonna rise up again without repeated strikes and support from the US, and even if they do, protestors aren't gonna topple the government and loyal military in just a few weeks.
>>61922245They have 41B in rev. they won't tank much unless you think it'll be Gamestop v2. but unlike gamestop BB isn't just a game store
>>61922247He can buckle or the hebrews can start seriously buying.One or the other, unless they want some Palestinian-loving flag-burning commie like Zorhan in the WH ranting about war crimes and blown up girls schools.
>>61922250good luck having boots in ground in a country that's even worse than Afghanistain geographically and have more fervor as taliban Trump approval ratings will be sub 10% within a month
>>61922254>One or the other, unless they want some Palestinian-loving flag-burning commie like Zorhan in the WH ranting about war crimes and blown up girls schools.Zohran mom is with Epstein. Bibi went to NY without zohran doing shitStop being retarded faggot falling for jewish psyops.
>>61922252>check plebbit>customers hate them>employees hate them>female ceo>india call centers>biz model built on scamming people out of warranties>zero (0) nostalgia bate like GMENo fren, they are going to $3 in the next year.
>>61922260Are you putting it where your mouth is? whats your position? I assume 27 puts?
I want to load up in calls this week but I don't know if trump will taco next week or he'll keep it for at least 3 weeksfuck
>>61922263Me? No I think that would be illegal seeing as I have around 120k various social media views last month warning ppl not to do business with them and pointing out loopholes they use in warranty polices.I'm just their #1 hater.
>>61922244https://x.com/Acyn/status/2028235595248758851every single rank and file military intelligence member thinks this entire operation is fucking retarded except the literal jew dicksuckers
>>61922268According to his own optimistic time table, there are at least five more weeks of this four day special military operation de-Islamify Iran left to go.
>MFW This is the last buying opportunity of 2026>MFW some of you baggots are going to sell into tiDAVE & GRRR earnings tomorrow are going to blow each and every one of your cocks clean off
>>61922169>bigbear.aipraying
>>61922283and 80% of Americansbut who cares anyway. we're an occupied country. what a fucking shame
>>61922270damn based
>>61922293I tell you truthfully that I hate Best Buy with a passion that matches the hatred our chuds have for the heggin joos!My lifes side quest is to see them put out of business.They are an evil, awful, shitty, vile company.I spent a month phoneposting because of them.Every single time I had to go in and argue my warranty I had to leave the office early because they don't have phones.And when I went in there, there was a little old lady complaining about the same thing, saying she had to drive 50 miles and she was going to go to the state senate, that she couldn't understand their accents, and then they threw her out for being "racist".May Allah, Ganesh, Jehova, YHWH, Odin, Zeus, Zarathustra, and the Demiurge collectively smite BEST BUY.
>>61922290Hey our young and forskins were promised to Israel 2000 years ago. So was this 4 day special military operation.
>>61922287Dude these look great, what app?
>>61922250boots on the ground chance is 0%, it needs approval from congress which is never happening, you're actually a fucking moron
>>61922307Just chat GPT and some genius prompting by moi
>>61922118>twitter screencap of a guy playing make believekeep me posted
need some advice from non-Altria/British Tobacco holdersshould I take up smoking again?
I buyed a paper silver position to try to swing this year. How well is this going to go for me? I am a noob at trading and only ever bought vanguard funds before.
>>61922244>Kill the guy putting a religious ban on Iran making nukes>Western countries signaling support for America>Chicken out and leave immediately I dont see it. It seems retarded enough to be true, but surely at this point they are committed to the war, however stupid it may or may not have been to start it. I'm inclined to think any rumors of cucking out are actually to mitigate a harsh market crash on Monday
New tripfag here I'm going to post about my copper shorts ahahahahaha
>>61922336Based on this shill's post, he shall finish military operations soon, and thus the need to create the narrative of Trump "cucking out" of this "stupid" decision that was surely meant to be a "war". Enlightening.
This is fucking insane.
So thr banks dumped oil just as the straight of hormuz news coming out expecting people to fill their bags?
>>61922312I thought assassinating a world leader was 100% zero, there's an unspoken rule you don't do that. Not with Hitler, not with Zalenski...
>>61922335>buyed
>>61922358If its unspoken then it isn't a rule.
>>61922358>unspoken ruleTrump has been defying written and unwritten rules, you can't expect that things would stay the same in that scenario.
>>61922358No....You just don't fuck with America, asshole.We tried to kill Hitler all the time. Fucker had doubles.
how am i supposed to due technical analysis through all of this schizophrenia?
ITS HAPPENINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
>>61922358Russia attempted to kidnap or assassinate Zelensky many times they just suck at it
>>61922389zoom out
>>61922011Nice dubs
>US OFFICIALS ARE NOW SKEPTICAL THAT REGIME CHANGE WILL OCCUR IN IRAN>CITE LACK OF DEFECTIONS OF KEY IRGC MEMBERS AND NO CIVIL UNREST/PROTESTS AS EVIDENCE THAT THE REGIME WILL STAY INTACT >Reuters reported earlier that Central Intelligence Agency assessments presented to the White House in the weeks before the Iran attack concluded that if Khamenei was killed, he could be replaced by hard-line figures from the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps or equally hard-line clerics, two sources said. >One U.S. official with knowledge of internal White House deliberations said IRGC officials are unlikely to voluntarily capitulate in part because they have benefited from a vast patronage network designed to maintain internal loyalty. >The CIA assessments followed at least one report from a separate U.S. intelligence agency which noted that there had been no IRGC defections during a massive round of anti-government protests in January that was met with brutal force by Iranian security forces. >U.S. officials have also debated the extent to which Khamenei's death or ouster would deter the country from rebuilding its missile or nuclear facilities and capacities, said those officials, who requested anonymity to discuss sensitive internal conversations. >Following the January protests, Steve Witkoff, Trump's special envoy and a key ally, spoke several times with Iranian opposition figure Reza Pahlavi, the exiled son of Iran's last shah, raising questions about the extent to which the administration would support his installment should Iran's government fall, two officials said. >But in recent weeks, senior U.S. officials have become increasingly pessimistic that any opposition figure backed by Washington would realistically be able to control the country, those officials added.
>>61922415I'm okay with nuking Iran
>>61922415Thanks for the intel
>>61922391What does that mean for my oil stocks?How high?
im not gonna make it even if oil magically gets to 100+even if it went to 200 im not gonna be rich
>>61922283Never heard of that NIGGER. Listen to this, I'm going to make the sound of NATGAS into this mic.
>>61922427Ok
>>61922436i boughted the wrong one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PleeKvS7538
ermbwos this shit looks priced in as fuck
>>61922156another 2x on a 2 week hold for me
Is raytheon actually overpriced at 40 PE or is that just what ten billion trillion dollars of Patriot and Tomahawk backlog looks like
>>61922391fuck yea$200 EOY
>>61922461>Palmer Luckey releases a new weapon innovation and lineup that obsoletes those blocks ur path
Its over nasdack bros
>>61922470Tomahawk is vulnerable to price pressure from cheaper munitions like LUCAS but anything Tomahawk sized will be at least similarly pricedPatriot is not vulnerable to replacement by meme drones and is an integral part of the modern "lob missiles and drones at cities until someone gives up" style of warfare that has characterized the 2020s
>>61922484SUPERSONICMICROBOTSTHAT DISCOMBOBULATETHA MISSILES OF OTHERSIN FLIGHT
COPPER WILL FALL
>>61922482Nah. Tomorrow we rip
>>61922492>SUPER*HYPER
>>61922492this would be better bait if you were arguing high power lasers will replace Patriotnothing short of a large rocket interceptor (or a megawatts laser) will reach and kill an IRBM before it impacts, the cheapest rocket based interceptors like Rolling Airframe Missile or Iron Dome are still a couple million bucks a shot but ineffective against incoming Scuds or bigger/faster
Futes aren’t so bad, hopefully hegseth can calm the markets down at 8
>>61922493Slurp slurp
>>61922497By the fourth gen the microbots will re-direct the missiles back to their source!
>futures
>>61922358brother they kidnapped madura. obv they are going to try something at their leader
Babe, i know you're out here lurking. Just wanted to let you know that i love you and i would let you discombobulate me, if you catch my drift babe.
>>61922531im flattered but i only date bakers
If dubs, Iran waits to unleash their full counterattack until 30 minutes after market open, ensuring maximum market panic.
>>61922540babe.... :'(((
How is regime change supposed to happen again? The way I see it, the IRGC becomes a military junta thing but calms down after awhile to the point oil flows like normal. Plus less Iranian influence globally because they know how far the US will go to neutralize them.
you know it's a good love story when everyone's pretending to be us. love you with all my heart babe. goodnight.
It's fucking OVER.
>>61922560their two "plans" were>try a version of venezuela, kill off most of the elite and the plient new people will surrenderwhich as of now doesn't seem to be happening. or>batter the regime enough and induce the populace to rise up and overthrow its hollow remnantsbut there's no sign of thatrealistically there's no way they can induce a full on regime change without boots on the ground. so they best pray their chances for the first two "plans" happening improve quickly
So stocks tend to dump for war and then reverse ya? Even if this takes 6 weeks or even if Trump TACOs the expectation is tomorrow opens red and then it's just all uphill from there
>>61922555I think you are probably correct. This is their stated strategy after all.>https://www.longwarjournal.org/archives/2026/03/houthis-express-solidarity-with-iran-but-do-not-launch-retaliatory-attacks-yet.php
>>61922540>tripsoof
Gimme Google below 305 tomorrow morning and I'll buy
Our gold sirs...
Apparently trump is seething rn he must have gotten shilled this war as a quick one like venezuela and that he'd be a legend
>>61922555>>61922579
>fell for the diversity meme in my portfolio> had only about 1500 cad in my tfsa, spread it out between a few stocks and only 2 weeks later am I up across the board but my two shares of sprott inc are up nearly 30% when I probably should have just fomoed into it while the others are up 2-5% overallShould I just neck myself or wait for tomorrow's inevitable market crash from the war to buy back in? I don't want to crab my way to security I want it now
got what i voted for award
>>61922584you're an order of magnitude starting capital short to TFSA meme gamble your way to financial security, you need to wagie first
I voted for war and destabilization for short term profit and devaluation of the dollar.
>>61922591I am wagingIn fact for better or worse I'm just waiting on an inheritance sometime soon to get me out of the wagie cage
when was the last time a president actually delivered on his promises lmao they're all israeli puppets
>>61922501Just another normal Asia session
>>61922582Play Israeli games, don't win Israeli prizes.
My main concern is that the US and Trump seem to be touting every single kill/win they can to shill the war but I have not heard anything about them sinking even one of the Iranian's submarine fleet.Diesel subs like these are the same that sank a US Aircraft Carrier in the famous wargames with Sweden. They can be very hard to detect, even with the best modern tech, and they just upgraded a Kilo class.I would very much not like to see something like that to happen. It would be devastating to the American image around the world. I hope Trump posts about it if they have taken the sub fleet out.
Petrobras stockholder reporting in.
Goose, no!!!
Americans have watched too much capeshit. Thought that the regime will collapse like Saurons army did after the ring was destroyed.
Ready for the orange nigger to be blamed for the stonk market crash in the morning
>>61922693>two weeks>too farWhats going on in the mind of a regular sex haver? Are they crazy?
Would be funny if Iran blew up Intel's Israel fabs just to piss off the schizo lmao.
How will Trump get boots in the ground if he can't do that in one night? His strategy of "Better to ask for forgiveness than permission" doesn't work when you're sending half the army abroad.
>>61922040I don't like war but I might as well profit from it if it is going to happen. So people are basically going to panic sell when the market opens and that's when Wall Street is going to pump, right? So is the plan to buy things like gold and sell as well as buying the panic dips?
>>61922704>So is the plan to buy things like gold and sell as well as buying the panic dips?I fucked up typing that.So is the plan to buy gold and sell it when it gets ready to drop? I guess there are also stocks that are going to dip that I should buy.
>US going to run out of missile interceptors soonWhen do I go max short on Taiwanese semis? I'm thinking maybe the first week of April.
Day 3 of the 1 day operation.
>>61922382>We tried to kill Hitler all the timeWho is "we"? Also nobody tried to kill him.
Futes down 1% after a new war, is that the lowest drop post war annoucement ever? Market will be up 7% tomorrow >t.bear jinxing it for the bulls
>>61922717Tel Aviv gonna be a moon crater
>>61922147Didn't he say there won't be a war? He was just gonna kill the leader of Iran and back off?
>>61922707no the plan is to buy and then never sell again. LASR, LITE, GLD
>>61922738The Israeli stock market is up massively
What city will the israeli false flag be in, /smg/? You know it's going to happen.
>>61921984>IRAN>PLTR>GLD
>>61922764This but unironically
>>61922744It’s all strike based, no boots on the ground action. He’s been doing this since his first term, Wikipedia considered those past events wars as well when they went tit for tat. The outcome was easy to decipher, all that matters is that you are prepared and put your life savings into DHT like I’ve been saying.
Just about to SNOOOOOOOOOOOZE and see muh BOIL is suddenly up moar. I guess I will let LOOKNER play while I drift intoNIGGERSZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzJEWSZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzz
>>61922786Kek
>>61922611i hold calls ending 3/20are we supposed to sell on open before some fake concession?although it doesn't look like iran is stopping the attacks soon
>>61922789Was thinking of selling at open first, but honestly think this shit will get worse. We may get a small relief pump on Monday due to gap down but no way the shit and piss wont bleed the longer this goes on.
>>61922786sleep tight anon, we'll take it from here.
>>61922789>>61922796Volatile Monday, may end up in red, but after few days I think it will resume upwards move - similar to what happened after Venezuela. What worries me though is stock indexes looking like they are about to keel over - if that happens they could take oil companies down too. Perhaps the best would be to go long purely the commodity.
What the fuck is wrong with Americans. They voted for this guy...absolutely subhuman.
>>61922796yeah considering the conflict keeps escalating i'm leaning towards holding for a few days
Saudi and Kuwaiti oilfields are getting hit. It's over.
>>61922796Let's see if you're right. I'm shorting microstrategy, because I fell for the meme that this was a real war.Now I'm wondering if trump is the antiwar president after all because he might back off today, maybe it really was a one day operation after all.
>>61922806yeah, shaheds have stuck rafinery in saudi. hope y'all got oil... trumpstein will be firing someone soon
fuck do I buy now?
FUCKING KIKES AND MUDSLIMES YOU FAGGOTS RUINED MY LIFE
ooofdubai not a safe haven no moreon AJE they're panicking about interceptor stockpiles. Glowies plz make a deal you had your fun i know you're in here.
>>61922813well, oil and gold, but if you are buying oil companies, it must not have assets in the middle east
Probably a good day today to stock up on ETFs, isn't it?I doubt that dump will actually persist for long.
Don’t you feel bad cheering for war?
>>61922777gm sir
>>61922813silver if you like to live on the edge
Came across an investigative article about HGRAF (can't post because of spam filters but should be easy to google). I knew I had a bad feeling about this company, so glad I'm right. I'll be staying away. Once the hype dies down the stock will be back at less than $1 per share in a year, mark my words.
>>61922820Oil has already mooned to fuck over the past 3 months and is highly manipulatable. I don't trust it for a second.
You ARE slurping IREN today, right?
this guy will be emberassed for life
I love how people go>Why is Iran attacking all their muslim/arab allies/neighbours?As if the US has not "attacked" Europe with Greenland and tariffs.As if the US doesn't threaten EU nonstop over taxation and fines for their companies breaking rules/laws.As if the US doesn't want the EU to rearm but at the same time buy their stuff and not produce their ownAs if the US wouldn't be using those bases and they are just decorative in their use against Iran.As if it's not logical to punish all surrounding states that are "sellouts" to them that carry US bases.
>>61922823I'd prefer it if we didn't because it's always a huge destruction of net wealth, but it is what it is.
>>61922822>>61922808>>61922805Trump did fool me during last year's Iran war. But something tells me this time is different. Last year it was tit for tat, but now with the arab states and US bases and embassies burning, I don't know. Killing Khamenei and then trying to smooth things over with talking and deescalation may not work this time. Like what has Iran to lose with continuing? Why should they trust US and Israel in regards to a ceasefire? Oilfields burning, straight closed, panic amongst the arabian whores. This may very well be a big one. Then again, it may not if Iran fails to retaliate in a truly hurtful way. I will not sell my oil or PMs yet.
/pol/fags are saying ARAMCO oil refinery got hit, not sure if realdo with this information what you will>>>/pol/529608390
>NASDAQ computer is diving toward a circuit breakerBUY YOU FUCKING RETARDS
>>61922835Literally 0 reason to trust Israel. Ceasefire will be used to kill specific people like they do in Gaza and other states around them.They also keep expanding their settlements, legalizing them>https://edition.cnn.com/2025/12/24/middleeast/israel-palestinians-west-bank-hnk-intlJust keep fighting until you die or give up because you don't care anymore, but don't expect the US and Israel to keep their word, ever.
>>61922835Trumpstein has done this three times now where he used fake negotiations as a scam to kill Iranian leadership. They would have to be insane to try to keep """""""negotiating""""""" with this child-raping zogslave.
just read that Iranians have stuck a us base in turkey, this could be serious escalation as erdogan is a deranged jewish puppet with his own ambitions. the iranians claim the base was used for attacks conducted on northern iran earlier that day.
I'm just not gonna look at my portfolio for a few months. That way I am immune to whatever happens.
>>61922846But then what are you gonna do all day? What if your female broker has an urgent message for (you)?
>>61922837Damn even copper turned green.
>>61922040I put in a buy order for some RTX. Will see in the morning what happens.
>>61922837
I'm not buying anything.I'm not selling anything.Just going to sit on the sofa laughing at my portfolio's swings all week. I've seen this game too many times to run around getting stressed.
Put some cash into my account and gonna buy a few losers methinks.
the headline font size just keeps getting bigger...
>>61922853>despite attempting to thrill viewers with an inter-racial threesome
armageddon.
Retards who are selling right now, nothing has changed
>>61922391came here just to read something like thisthanks anon
I'm gonna laugh my ass off if my overnight order for Google at $300 fills
>>61922850>buying now at ATH, 40 PE
>Aramco hitStarting to feel 2020 now
>Saudi Arabia's state oil giant Aramco has shut down its Ras Tanura refinery as a precautionary measure after it was hit by a drone, an industry source told Reuters on Monday, adding that the situation was under controlno breaks on the oil spike train
>>61922842Fuck Muslims. All of them.
>>61922889>>61922890ZamnnnnnEpic fury turning out to be a success 3 day special operation
>>61922893based
>tfw already filled up my gas tank, bought all my plane tickets for the next 12 months, and bought an extra 40 gallons of stabilized ethanol-free gas
>>61922907I should've got a job two weeks earlier I have almost no cash to deploy rn
is we gettin' circuit breakers?
>American fighter jet downed in KuwaitLol. Lmao.
Bearishness is a mental illness.
>>61922415>US OFFICIALS ARE NOW SKEPTICALMutts have to learn to wait for more than two days for something to happen ffs.
>>61922919>jetmultiple jets, actually
The harder they wanna gap, the stronger and faster the fill is gonna be
>about to execute my orders>everything jumps by 3-5% seconds beforekek
>AWS datacenter in dubai hituh oh AMZNsisters
>Silver back to 100+ this weekwowwiesI just wish I had waited one day before I bought in...
>>61922853HOLY SHIT, a threesome! thanks for pointing that out. tuning in right now.
>>61922918The daqs got to drop 3.5x more than it already has now to hit its first level circuit breaker, Im leaning towards it wont be that bad
>>61922919That is a nothingburger, they hit their own plane, Iran doesn't have anything which can down an f-15 at that range.What is not a nothingburger is that Tel Aviv is getting blasted to bejeezus and back. Like 200 missiles hitting at once on xitter. I am also seeing videos of them hitting IDF HQ and American HQ in dubai hotel, can anyone confirm if real or bullshit?
>>61922940>implying this means wagies can go home
holy shit Heating Oil +16%
>mfw I closed my only position (VIX fute shorts) at the absolute bottom tick on January 5th
FUCKING SELL SELL SELL
>futas
uhhhh copper bears?
>takes 5 minutes for ETC market order to go throughjust nuke frankfurt already
>>61922957Imagine buying this and making 100xIsn't that the dream yall have?
>>61922877Made me laugh hearing a news report just now that the airline industry is having the biggest disruption since covid. My shares in regional carriers are absolutely fucked but I know how this game is going to go.>Everyone panics and doomposting goes into overdrive in the first week>ITS THE END OF THE MARKET FOR REAL THIS TIME GUYZZZ>Everything starts bouncing back in week twoAnd that was from a global pandemic with an uncertain end. This time it's delusions about this being WWIII.
>>619229654real
>>61922947post a link, sounds like a fun jerk-off material.are there any israeli whores screaming in terror?
>>61922940The total cloud migration paradigm shift and it’s consequences have been a disaster for the human race. We’re bound for a correction where we do on prem self custody again like the good ol’ days. IT managers and CTOs are waking up to the error of their ways over the last decade plus. Can’t outsource responsibility to Azure and AWS jeets any longer.t. Former SysAdmin then Network Engineer and now Cloud Security guy
Whelp, there goes the broker. I didn't want to see how much I've lost anyway.
>>61922455Oil is going up, but refineries are directly being hit and the economy is going to go tits up killing demand soo..
what cheapies are we slurping?
If you are unleveraged, nobody can force you to sell. Which means eventually, you win.
yeah i'm thinking circuit breakers todaywe will get a giga bounce eventually but i don't think it will be todaybuying 0DTE QQQ puts
>>61922965Only the mother of all TACOs could turn things green by open.
>>61922982>buying 0DTE QQQ putsbottom is in
>vix futes
just checked the overnight market on INDO wondering why it got stuck at 6.88 since forever and there are literally zero sellers kekthe order book is empty on the ask side
>>61922983It's too late, iran has started a war with every single neighbor just so the pedophiles can't back out. If they do then iran keeps going at it with all the oil producers. It's the end of the US economy, people just haven't realized it yet.
my fucking OIL commodities ETF is closed, I can't buy reeeeee
>>61922985we'll seeyou can't TACO your way out of so much infrastructure damage and iran has literally zero reason to negotiate anything now
>>61922982>buying 0dte puts with vix at 25 Smart
>>61922963Interesting
>>61922994lol, lmao even
>>61922994the US gets the vast majority of its oil from domestic production and Canada and has been a net oil exporter for over a decade
evrobros i'm getting heemed
>>61922997does it even matter if you only hold for a few minutesit's going straight down
>>61922996Iran has literally zero capability to negotiate because the entire executive branch is dead three layers of succession down, the IRGC is currently 30 or so independent warlords with standing orders to fire missiles at anything vaguely Jewish
W-who still betting on $NEH...
why is my oil ETF closed for trading
Shitfolio up 3% Based commodities
i am in a 3x leveraged oil equities etf
War is fun, please do Cuba next
>>61923005Yes it does. Your breakeven jumps a shitton when volatility is so high. Then the market makers keep the price a bit over that point , and especially with 0dtes, they let theta fuck your put.Just sell a 30dte put.
>>61923015cuba doesn't supply oil to china
>>61923008only in zionist dreams thou, several of the proclaimed for dead were shown alive on the mournings that took place in teheran, donnystein will be looking to fire people thou
>>61923020the funny thing about arab chestbeating on the finance board is you have the option to put your money where you're mouth isI'm all in on US defense stocks because US defense stocks are currently raping a series of dead Ayatollahs over a barrel, what's your play schizo-kun?
>>61923016market makers are going to be shitting their pants today
>>61923022Anon, most arab states are already on your (the jewish) side. You are fighting the Persians now.
>>61923022gold and oilnot investing a cent in jewmerican companies thou
okay I am finally invested in oilI might have bought the top but at least I won't be missing profits if it keeps surging, and worse case scenario I'll DCA if the war ends
>>61923027The Persians currently have zero (0) kills on US aircraft and the Kuwaitis accidentally have two>>61923029well you probably won't get burned because gold and oil are the most basic bitch commodities you can own but you're still retarded lmao
>>61922844>https://www.azernews.az/nation/255108.htmlvideo is too large to post here but you can view it on their page, sounds like the base was hit multiple times or ammo cooking off.
>Strait of Whore Mooselol
how worried should we be about this 5 week war?
>>61923042war is bullish, oil from hormuz mostly goes to china anyways
>>61923042Its a 3 day SMO.
>>61923042>the war started hereWhy doesnt the picture start at 9/11 then?
>>61923051bush had to go through congress to start the war bro
>>61923038Zamnnnnnn
>NRGU
>INDO casually up +50%
>>61923042Probably.You're using a bad analog. Only popular wars are bullish.Trump needs to make a deal ASAP.
on friday I realized Trump being retarded was inevitable and moved to slash positions before things got too spicy. Some retard said some shit like oh bro don't do that if you're not confident in your positions just keep holding bru!I swear half you niggas are just repeating shit your professor told you in your college finance course 10 years ago.
>>61923062recovered 3 times in 10 years
>>61923066>I swear half you niggas are just repeating shit your professor told you in your college finance course 10 years ago.Implying anyone here finished high school.
>>61923052You didnt think it was obvious after the attack what would happen?
>>61923068And traded sideways and down for the entirety of the Vietnam war.Unpopular wars are bad for markets.Trump has Tucker, Fuentes et al calling him a traitor.This shit isn't good for Israel either, the Iranians are not going to magically decide to suddenly become democratic Darwin loving cosmopolitans.Trump has already cooked himself for midterms. They need to make a deal NOW. The Ayachuddah is dead. Make the deal. Fucking retards.
>>61923062>>61923080There is literally no way Trump can negotiate a deal with Iran. He used negotiations as a trap to kill Iranian leadership not once, but THREE TIMES. Iran is going to keep blowing shit up until we put boots on the ground in an unwinnable war against a country that's larger, more mountainous, more technologically advanced, AND more religiously fanatic than either Iraq or Afghanistan were. It is OVER.
>>61923071>implying getting educated is a prerequisite for being able to make sound financial decisions
I have been slurping drone and wireless networking stocks since they started getting used in ukraine, what should i slurp up now with the iran shit? Who manufactures the patriot interceptor missiles that everyone keeps saying the stockpiles are running low? What are some US companies that make oil infrastructure like pipelines?
>>61923089or just blow up all the scud launchers with Reapers given that Iranian air defense has left this plane of existence
>>61923061sometimes I wish I was less risk aversejust a few of those and I could retirealthough I'd probably just lose everything and be back to zero, kek
>>61923095>Who manufactures the patriot interceptor missiles that everyone keeps saying the stockpiles are running low?Raytheon makes Patriot, Tomahawk, Standard and a bunch of other bread and butter US missiles and I hold a bunch of it, but I dunno if I'd buy more after this pop, getting pretty rich for a defense stock
>>61923080The ayatollah would rather destroy the world economy than save his life. Oh wait
>>61923104Why haven't they done it yet?
>>61923117What do you mean, it's ongoing. Iran's missile launches have already peaked and will trickle to nothing by the end of the week.
>>61923123Is that also gonna open the Straight of Hormuz?
>>61923125Is cope posting in /smg/ going to un-murder the Ayatollah?Iran will not have the means to keep the Strait meaningfully closed in a week, correct. Because Iran is no longer a functional state.
>>61923131The guy was in his home. Either he didn't care or he trusted you. In each case the US and Israel look bad in this.
>>61923123You're a literal retard. No one is worried about Iran running out of ammo, they have 10s of thousands of drones, they're basically model airplanes with a bunch of gunpowder in the front of them, and the US has to fire 3 10 million dollar missiles at each.Most defense analysts are saying US/Allies will be out of supplies in 9 days. This is why they need to MAKE A DEAL.Iranians are full of shit they will make one if he actually tries instead of deciding he wants to just throw the election and go down with the ship.Making a deal at this point is good for the US and Israel. They killed the Chuddahtollah and Akmujehoosavetadad.
Why stonks down?
>RTX +8%>NOC +5.5%>LMT +7.7%I told all of you to buy US defense as soon as the orange retard picked Marco Rubio and Drunk Hegseth.>>61923089You're forgetting that Israel has no problem nuking Iran if necessary. Bibi and the parties that support him are absolutely psychotic; some of them were advocating for tactical nukes in Gaza."Get on the table or I will nuke you" makes for a very convincing offer, but only if it's believable they'll do it. And Israel can be very convincing.
>>61923140>nooooooooo muh opticsAmerica kidnapped the president of Venezuala and nothing happened because "international law" is whatever the country with the biggest stick says international law is>>61923141yawnArab cope is always the same, we had this was in June of last year and literally nothing happened>THIIIISSSSS time we will raise... the RAINBOW flag of revenge!>shoots down a civilian airliner>dies
Someone bake pls
>>61923146Pakistan has vowed to nuke Israel if they use a nuclear weapon, and they've already been lending support to Iran during this conflict, so it's not just talk. I hope those evil kikes try it anyway though lol.
>>61923131>https://www.wrtv.com/world/middle-east/how-they-got-him-khamenei-confirmed-dead-after-cia-tracked-irans-supreme-leader-for-months>https://www.the-independent.com/news/world/americas/donald-trump-ayatollah-ali-khamenei-israeli-cia-tom-cotton-b2929841.html>https://www.defensenews.com/flashpoints/middle-east/2026/03/02/cia-tracked-iranian-leaders-for-months-ahead-of-attacks-that-began-with-3-strikes-in-60-seconds/The glowies at the nuCIA are busy enough sucking their own cocks, you don't need to do it for them.>AMAZING INTELLIGENCE VICTORY CIA #1He was at home playing counter-strike and watching anime when they vaporized him.They're too busy here watching us post bobos and letting Claude do all the real work.
>>61923148Yeah, that's the crucial difference. optics is different from international law. One might not be able to enforce the useless international law to punish the US. But when somebody like the US does something that looks bad and immoral, wrong and basically like the meme rightwingers come up with "in the future the fascists will call themselves antifascists" but in this case rather "tyrants will call themselves leaders of the free world", you can still change your behaviour towards this entity.What is the US gonna do, lash out like a tyrant?
>>61923163>>61923163
>>61923164the markets do not care about optics. that's why all the ESG shit is underperforming
>>61923164lol>>61923156lmao
I should have gone all in on nrgu
>>61923141>the US has to fire 3 10 million dollar missiles at each.this nigga doesn't know about EW.
>>61922826That one that's from last summer, written by some angry boomer because he bought an otc stock at $3 only to watch it tumble back down below $2?
