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desert wars edition

>Latest developments on SMO EPIC FVRY
https://iran.liveuamap.com/

>Some helpful links to numb the pain
https://findahelpline.com/
https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/
https://www.whitehouse.gov/refunds
https://jlingz.com/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners: so you feel like in the movies
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform you
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

Previous smigger thread
>>61929087
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slurp korea
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I VOTED FOR THIS
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ITS OVER

Also: the pound is crashing
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Nth for AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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This has greater implications than liberation day. If you shock the global economy with 100 oil even for a couple weeks, you drag everybody into recession

And that was a 10% move in 2 days
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I should've stayed out of stocks in 2026
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HOLY FUCKING SHIT
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I should've stayed out of stock sin February
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>>61929735
>the pound is crashing
TAKING A REAL POUNDING IMMA RIGHT
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I’m all cash, besides MOBX
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I pulled out two weeks ago
Should I wait for SOXL to hit 20, and TQQQ to hit 30?
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>>61929714
Its fucking over isn't it
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ABANDON YOUR PORTS! SELL! SELL FOR YOUR LIVES!
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anyone notice how euphoric mumus are over the slightest upward movement while bobos barely give a shit about dumps? Are mumus just grasping at straws while bobos are calm and calculated because they're confident about their positions?
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Hehe. Normies starting to panic a bit.
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>>61929729
Not even Koreans like Korea anon. Not touching that dystopic shit hole.
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>>61929751
Dude, im waiting till FAGMAN type stocks have PEs in the teens, we are due for a prolonged recession
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>>61929755
>BoboGODS
The most confident are scalpers though
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Manifest the nothingburger, soon it will be like nothing happened at all
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>>61929752
Well the Nasdaq futures are trading below the index right now, so yeh it be over
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The US is secretly begging Iran for talks. Kek
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My power gets cut off at noon.

I think I will just sleep in my car tonight in the garage since my power is out. At least I can stay warm running th heater
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>>61929763
But Chudda, what if....
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>>61929757
Kek - oh shit, I've only got half a tank actually.

Shieeet.
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>NVDA 177
It's over
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>>61929729
For the exchange rate risk reasons I said last thread, I’d be wary of Korean ETFs. That market could also dump if Trump moved missle defense systems.
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>>61929771
Yes, Mongo said they asked him and he said no so we know it's the opposite.
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I fucking knew I should have sold all my options yesterday. Fuck.
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>Ewy -15
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I should have sold the *top*
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>>61929714
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Israel just killed Iran's entire religious leadership. Probably over 100 people. That was the religious faction that was preventing the military from using nukes. You're about to see some serious shit.
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I dont have cash to slurp. But would be worse I guess.
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HELLO?
NEWS?
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>>61929793
TWO MORE WEEKS
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at least nintendo is a cheap buy rn. unfortunately i bought too early
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>>61929796
See >>61929793
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Remember when Biden emptied the strategic petroleum reserve in a pathetic attempt to keep gas prices down and then we only refilled it about halfway full over the past 4 years haha
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>>61929791
I'm still holding my short bag from November. Fucking asshole market fucked me by doing the most aggressiving crabbing imaginable.
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this is not nice
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>>61929803
Me too, I got in at 13.80
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Wagmi
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>>61929793
Iran clearly cannot do that much back. It decided to be struck first (as usual)
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>>61929776

Fill her up.
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i lost 3 percent of my net worth, ooohhhh such a big deal...

come back when it's -60%. This is nothing.

>*shits self*
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>>61929810
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>>61929796
Strait of Homos is closed
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is everyone having a good time?
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>>61929817
That was because of the ayatollahs who were urging restraint, and they're literally all dead now.
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>>61929776
I have 2 cars that run on non ethanol.
Im fucked for years to come.
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>>61929787

And look what Israel does to guarantee they won’t listen. Savage.

They actually want to bring on Armageddon. They believe the Messiah comes soon.
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>>61929762
Sell.
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>>61929819
Unleaded. He'll need a full tank of gas where he's headed.
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Why didn't I listen to myself and sell? The way stocks have been moving for weeks should've made it onvious I should have gone full cadh but nooooo I went about 30% in and 70% cash on my portfolio.
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my account got slaughtered thanks to YINN crashing in ways never seen before. i hate china even more now.
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>went to take a shit
>gook ETF up 2%
AHHHH LET ME IN I NEED A DIPPP
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>>61929735
Lloyd's canceled insurance on ships. London is the world's insurance hub. Now remember that insurance is already fucked from investing in private equity.
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Sold my oil debit call spread for a put credit spead
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They will do everything to "save" the dollar, kek. What a clown market you have, burgers.
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>>61929828
Who knew getting on the side of a multi millennia long religious war full of geocidal maniacs on both sides was a bad idea.
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>>61929840

Things are so bad now man. Real bad.
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>>61929828
that's absolutely kino. those people were pharisees
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>>61929793
drone stocks being down is criminal
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>>61929838
At least you didnt buy the top
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its getting tiresome
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>>61929829
I am. I bought before I took a shower and my limit sell ht before I got out of it
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GOOG a buy now?
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Slurped Korea here, lets see.
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>>61929758
the other korea
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>>61929811
i was buying the dip early feb and have a $15.98 average now
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> not enough MCD reward points

could this day get any worse?
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so when does the military revolt or refuse orders? the generals clearly aren't happy right now and the grunts aren't gonna be happy when trump demands boots on the ground.
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>>61929792
italy collapsed
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Would you look at me filling up my next 2 weeks with appointments when now could be such a great time to start being all miserable and defunctional

https://youtu.be/spmifxsvKUY?si=uw9Hbg4tIqaHtZuq
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>>61929826
>ayatollahs urging restraint
on what?, diddling kids and goats?, they are (were) as warmongering as it gets
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>>61929866
germany
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>>61929864
>public sector workers getting angry when they get told to do the work they were hired to do
many such cases
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>>61929864
They would have done it a century ago if they had a brain.
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>>61929874
>DHL
fuck, I have a 4 cases of beer on a truck heading my way, WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO THEM
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french
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tradingview just popped this up
bullish or bearish?
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>>61929876
>Feelins'? Look mate, you know who has a lot of feelings? Blokes that bludgeon their wife to death with a golf trophy.
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What to slurp?
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>>61929866
it's mostly banks, which is most of that index Tbh
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nothing ever happens, nothing ever happens, nothing ever happens….
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>>61929844

>You best start believing in biblical philosophies, you’re in one.
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>>61929864
Yeah bro, we should also have a power vacuum since we are making one for everyone else. Sharing is caring right?
Realpolitik is not for the soft of heart.
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The ziokike israeli shills on /pol/ are bragging about bringing back the messiah now. Any price above zero is too high with these mental patients calling the shots.

>>61929871
They placed a religious ban on nuclear weapons.
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recommendation for an ETF that ACTUALLY tracks oil?
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>>61929886
crabbish
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AHHHH I FUCKING HATE THAT ORANGE FUCK
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>>61929871
>they are (were) as warmongering as it gets
You fell for jew propaganda
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>>61929896
if you had a dad growing up you wouldn't lie so easily
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>>61929904
but what about greater israel bro? don't be so selfish.
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>>61929901
My rolley…
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All this hubub and the daq is only 6.5% off of ATHs, shit hasnt even started yet.
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>>61929886
Margin is calling

>>61929894
I dont belive in any sandy shithole cults. Fuck everyone involved. I just wanted to have a garden and pay off my house.
Just leave me alone for fuck sake.
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>battlefield 3 cause of orange "I dindu start any wars and intervened peace on 7 wars" dorito
israel
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I WANT OFF SCHLOMO'S WILD RIDE!!!!
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this is what the people want
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can you please explain to me in a way that i can understand how the FUCK fucking URANIUM is down 10 FUCKING percent if oil is having problems???
what the FUCK do you faggots think we're gonna use if oil becomes more expensive? indian fart fuel????
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>>61929896
If only Iran launched 1000 nukes on Israel and a couple on DC, The Bronx, Brooklyn and a couple of bombs on Rothschild residences in London, Paris and other places
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$100 wti crude EOM? went long on OIL with a x5 leverage yesterday and i think im gonna hold it until $100
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>>61929905
the IRGC, the ayatollahs and the entire military are one thing retard
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>>61929927
>bibi wants to avoid getting impeached so bad he pulls his lapdog into a war halfway across the world
Honestly pretty based.
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>>61929896

Yeah. I was just deeply into geopolitics and the like for years. Not finance. But as soon as I saw the decision to use Ukraine attack Russia in a fighting war, and they made the decision to pull the trigger on choking China too (that’s what Iran is).

I knew we were on a path to nuclear war. And I know exactly how crazy they are. So I’ve made a mint in miners and quietly been accumulating gold with gains for the final round.

Not here yet. But it’s coming.
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>>61929928
Algos, bro. They trade faster than you and only think about the numbers.
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>>61929928
don't tempt me to buy some uranium pls
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>>61929932
>Kek
>On a manga translation
I hate zoomies so much
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>>61929945
>he doesn't want a girl to lmao, kek, rofl, and zoz at him
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New CCP propaganda just dropped
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jIS2eB-rGv0
I'll finally know what to think about this war
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>>61929923
>We've always been at war with Iran. They've killed so many americans through their proxies. Fucking libtard.
the new mainstream narrative
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>>61929945
Lol does not properly convey the sheer level of zoomspeak that she's using.
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>>61929928
Lithium America's is down 10% today despite being on the other side of the planet. The market is just having a little meltie today, because war is le bad or something.
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GTLB holding relatively well
earnings after market close
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>>61929952

I guarantee everything you’ve said about it so far was completely wrong. Not saying this guys 100% wrong.

But I know your a dope and enjoy being one.
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what's a non-meme consensus? Is this about to be a black swan?
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Should I sell coca cola and hold until this whole thing blows over? I might just take my 20% for now.
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>Blood Moon yesterday
>Market responds accordingly
lol
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>>61929934
You fell for jew propaganda
They are there to resist kikes
The whole US-Iran conflict started because of (((CIA))) in the 50s attacking Iran

America has been jew-controlled since 1913 when Wilson signed the Fed Reserve act
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>>61929964
No this is predictable
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>>61929928
How do you think we mine uranium? It takes diesel to mine glowrocks.
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VIX-shorter sisters I'm ACK babe
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>>61929965
Why would you sell that? Those troops are gonna have to stay hydrated.
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>>61929928
>>61929958
seems like a good opportunity to buy something with all these things red that shouldn't be
i'm eyeing URA REMX GDX FXI COPX BOTZ
but there might be more downside for a couple of days
will DCA small amounts daily
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>>61929911
well fuck this gay market. i cut my exposure by a third so i dont lose all my profits. TSM is where i got fucked hardest, lost almost half my gains there.

i am tired of the US fighting Israel's wars.
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>>61929964
no, it will recover to down about 2% by thrusday.
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>>61929964
We recover at 3 PM Eastern Time after the boys in New York have their first negroni of the day and realize that nothing ever happens.
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I said it during overnight futes, yesterday's hold was fake and gay just the big boys trying to avoid negative gamma on the fuckton of puts expiring Monday.
I do think with that gone though the bottom isn't going to fall out that was the point. We're probably still rangebound after a pump late week.
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Everything is down this is one of those 1-2x a year dips where everything is on sale
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>>61929964
80% we are fucked
20% Trump slides out a victor and everything pumps
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>>61929949
No, it should be left as ''wwwwwww'' and put a TL note in there if neccessary
I don't like localization bullshit

>>61929954
She said wwwwww in japanese(short for warau)
If you have to localize it(which I hate) lol would be a more appropriate choice
Kek is channer slang and more specifically /v/ slang
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>>61929986
I wish that was me (on top)
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>first of the only 2 green stocks in italian index is the state controlled gambling corpo
kek
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you see red, you panic. i see red, i feel oportunity.
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Why are silver and gold going back up?
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KIKES AND SANDNIGGERS
>SANDNIGGERS AND KIKES
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>>61929986
shit will fall until Iran is reduced to rubble
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>>61929988
based 80/20 Pareto-knower
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>>61929996
they feel cheap atm
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> volatility call scheduled sent from my female broker
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>>61929995
Slurping party up here
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>>61929963
Nah, I have a way deeper understanding of Jewish tricks after watching like 100 hours of his videos. I didn't even hear about Frankism before and now I see that it explains everything. Look into it
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>>61929983
>>61929984
>>61929975
everything feels incredibly fragile
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>>61929994
are there any gambling stocks out there? feels like everyone is on it these days.
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>>61929993
babe you know that could be us together
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>>61929993
You want some cute girls soft fat ass smoothering your face?
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Everyone and their mother bought puts today so we only go up now.
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This orange retard has cost me 60k today
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Is there an ETF based on jewish supremacy?
It's probably a straight line that can only go up
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>>61930006
Lottomatica Group SpA - LTMC
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>>61930010
No I want to smother a guy's bulge as a cute girl
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>>61930006
DKNG though it's down because everyone's moving over to the prediction markets where you bet on everything. None of them are publicy traded right now though
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>>61930005
I dont think I have ever wanted to punch someone in the face more than that man at this moment.
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>>61930013
unironically the israel index
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>>61929981
we're all down. you're not alone. as the jewish grift gets more and more mainstream hopefully we can finally cut those fucking puppet strings.
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>>61930013
EIS is an isreali etf
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>>61929991
Kek baggie
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>>61930020
if you can catch him
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Brothers, I am healing. Im only down 18% now!
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>>61930029
AI might be a meme, but its a good meme.
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>>61930032
based
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>>61930020
funny how anger shows itself differently in people. I totally love this smile. He looks like he gave the biggest shit ever and now he even takes the time to raise awareness what a great person and hotel guest.
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>>61929996
Everything red.
Gold silver rising. REEEEEEE
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>>61930024
Nope. Citizens United guaranteed that foreign lobbies masquerading as American interests groups can pour unlimited funds into “independent political activities.” You can thank the republicans on the Supreme Court for that one.
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>>61930041

Yep. Just snagged 40k SSR and HYMC
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>>61930032
Kek is with me so iran gets another volley through before market close
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>>61930041
this market is schizo as fuck
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>>61930041
I bought $30k worth of GLTR a few minutes ago.
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>>61929858
Is there a way to invest in best korea?

I heard they are turning becoming low cost labor and manufacturing force for the Chinese consumer economy
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>I say I'll buy silver if it crosses 80
>immediately starts skyrocketting
reeeee everytime
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>>61930059
Did you not have an order set or something
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orange nigger fatigue
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>>61930064
absolutely fucked it
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i didnt hide, i bought
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>>61930072
Based
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>>61930046
Israel just killed half the senior theologians of Iran who were gathering to elect a new pope.
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ok i FOMO'd in the gook etf because you faggots won't give me a damn dip
i swear to god if you dump it i will find each one of you and fuck you in the ass
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>>61930077
Cute
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S&p will end the day flat
Options niggers annihilated as usual
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hope you guys closed your shorts 10 minutes ago and went long, we are running this back up
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>>61930076
I also willed that
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>>61930077
Bro should've looked at the stocks inside the etf and seen a lot were already turning downwards
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i miss him so much bros...
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>another day where we dump in the morning only to slowly creep up to green
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>>61929852
-_-' come on babe. you can do better.
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>>61930077
Thanks for buying the top.
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HGRAF hos are pretty quiet today
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I am down less bigly than I was a couple of hours ago
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>>61930077
RIP.
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>>61930093
GET FUUUUUUUCKED
OHH BUT IT'S EXPECTED BROS DON'T WORRY
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>>61930093
It was up 20% yesterday, just a minor correction
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>>61930061
no I was waiting for it to dip below 80 a third time but it never happened
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>>61930077
brother worst korea gets most of it's oil from countries that require passing through the strait of horumz. they are in trouble, bigly.
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>>61930077
he actually fell for it!
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>>61930103
>dip below 80
It did that 2 hours ago.
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Japan should be holding fine with their oil stockpiles
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>>61930089
Hey back off the babe, me and that babe love each other. We were destined to be babes together.
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I just bought $5000 of KORU South Korea 2X.
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>>61930108
yeah and I decided I'd buy silver 1h30 ago
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>>61930093
Minor correction still up 30% despite fomoing last week
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>>61930102
back to .20 FAST
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>>61930058
not directly for us I'm afraid, but investing in south korean and japanese defense companies is basically investing in a "scary" nord korea
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i actually made profit on samsung $SMSN before it dipped

I demand congratulation, because I usually am retarded and hold into a loss
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v shaped recovery would be hilarious

https://youtu.be/c8A4QVop3-8?si=4fiOi1vGykyQ_Ujj
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did GRRRjeet off himself yet
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Im starting to think islam might be too based to ever be defeated
Evangelicals are larpers, they are crazy but theyre also manchildren who shit their pants at any sign of physical conflict, batshit insane sects of islam are ready at any moment to die for their god, die for their cause, the miami zionist jew does not comprehend this, they comprehend privilege and scamming wyt peepo
Thank u Iran for showing the emperor has no clothes
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>>61930124
congratz, I missed the train this time
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>>61930124
good job little buddy, your skills have increased
proud of you babe
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>>61930113
Welcome community member
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>>61929749
LOOL NIGGERS UP 300%
>MOBX
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Silverchuds... We are fucking RECOOOVERING
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>>61930134
Hahahhahahhahaha
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Ok so why is my number going down give me the quick and dirty rundown
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH SILVER PLEASE COME DOWN TO ENTER
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i boughted us bonds
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>>61930138
Ai
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>>61930135
oooooOooOoooo....
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>>61930141
why
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>>61930141
Gay
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>61930135
what the fuck is going on

are they printing again? This economy is totally fake
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>>61930077
No refunds
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>>61930143
Those amerikkkas bombs huh, oh I see
>Ai
Weird because europe and emerging are crashing harder
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>>61930138
Mr. Market could barely support the weight of your mom
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>>61929972
/pol/ is that way ---->

I'm just here to make money. post your emergency fund?
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Brent up 6.2%, 2x a crumby APY from when I posted. Who bought?
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When did -2% start to qualify as a crash
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Strait's closed
Due to AIDs
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>VZ just trounced $50

I kneel
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>>61930157
Yeah international is shitting itself way harder
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>>61930165
for me it was -4%, I'm a bit salty ngl but just a bit
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>>61930093
There was this episode where it went from 5 to 4.30 and back to 4.80 up and down until id stuck @ 4.30 and i though what the fuck i need to sell while i can, but LS Exchange wouldn't let me sell, i thought this it it, the rugpull is here. but now it's stabilized and i only had a minor cortisol spike for about 2 hours
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Thats a big fucking slurp
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>>61930157
>Weird because europe and emerging are crashing harder
Imagine thinking any of the smug euros here actually have the money to purchase their own index.
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I’m up 300% on MOBX called it before it spiked, on this very thread and no one cares :(
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>>61930077
Asia is heavily dependent on the middle east especially the yellow asians so investing in them is bait
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>December floor was 70
>February floor was 73-75
>March floor is 80
slow and steady, my fellow silverchuds
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>>61930087
it's all so tiresome
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>>61930166
Don't we need a sign?
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>>61930147
euroslop will keep going down, us don't give a fuck about oil and gas from sandniggers
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The world economy is in flames, and this was worth it because according to my finnish government, Iran needs women's rights.
They didn't say it was to defend Israel, they just said they're happy about america invading iran because now women will get rights.
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So get this, they were doing a goat fucking convention with like the top 88 shithead clerics in Iran to pick a new supreme leader, and they just bombed the place and killed all these guys who were trying to pick a new top shit head boss.
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>US tech didn't dip but is now pumping for no reason
lmao thanks for saving my portfolio The Trade Desk
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>>61930127
Nope sadly still alive and I just boughted more :)

If you’re praying on my downfall, pray harder smigger!
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>>61930189
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what percent of you guys have more than 10k in your checking account, and/or more than 100k in a brokerage account. asking for a friend
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>>61930190
I beg your oil bourse?
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>>61930105
>brother worst korea gets most of it's oil from countries that require passing through the strait of horumz. they are in trouble, bigly.
Lots of people don't seem to understand that oil is a global commodity. If South Korea can't get oil from the middle east, they'll bid for alternatives and pump the price.
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guys i think they're printing new money and buying everything with it to prevent a crash
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>>61930190
with all this red it feels like a waste not to slurp some stocks though, or even gold
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>>61930198
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>>61930204
Yes
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>>61930127
>did GRRRjeet off himself yet
He's just lossmaxxing right now. He'll make up for the GRRR losses with his GAMB losses. It cancels out.
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>>61930204
until this morning, I did
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>>61930204
yep
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>>61930204
I don't know about everybody else, and I'm pretty sure there isn't a single person here who can talk for everybody to give you the information you requested, but you sound like a IRS glowie and should fuck right off boss.
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>>61930203
Should the sign be on display somewhere?
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>>61930212
Too soon let them fuck more shit up.
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>>61930204
Yes
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>>61930197
my niece who majors in gender studies shares jin jiyan azadi posts
Somehow i feel we've deserved this Hellscape for not beating women enough
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>>61930209
this. Americans are dead in a new forever war, and Trump's people are spooked
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>>61930213
Yeah, but it's like at this point, I don't think anybody actually know who is in charge of Persia. Place is getting fucked really hard, like anal prison rape hard boss.
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>>61930226
Its probably fine
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>>61930222
Just don't sell lol.
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are we buying INDA?
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>>61930230
I hope you're wrong but you're probably right
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>>61930197
This will end with an even more radical group getting into power in Iran. Women will be forced to perma wear burka and reduced to nothing more than pure breeding machines, pumping out new generation who's sole purpose in life will be to destroy Israel.
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>>61930235
they beat women in Iran and look where they got them
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>>61930235
wypipo dont season dey women
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>>61930245
>its unreal losses bro, that means its not real.
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>>61930204
Why the fuck would I keep that much in my checking account? I hold $3,000 (which is already a bullshit amount, thanks TD and account minimums to avoid fees), and use my credit card for everything, and pay it off weekly. Otherwise, my investing account has about $45k in it, with a NW of about $100k as of my last audit
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>>61930239
>new
Literally vintage.
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The blood moon did this to us
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I'm not exactly sure but if Pete hegseth and Marco Rubio destroy all the missile launchers in Iran, how will they close the straight of Hormuz?
Would they have to dump oil into it and set it on fire?
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>>61930204
>10k
>Checking account
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VIX shorter sharters, we un-ACKing!
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>>61930264
with cheap kamikaze drones
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It's almost time for lunch, NO NO NATGAS NIGGERS ALOUD.
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>>61930273
The Jews are destroying the drone factories too.
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>ASTS up 7.5%
I need to just invest in memes at this point.
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Think Im gonna shut down my female broker for the night, put on some nurse asmr, and pretend someone is taking care of me
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>>61930159
kill yourself nigger
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watchu slurpin dawg
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>UnityGODS unaffected by the macromarket
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>>61930293
Im double dipping in my PM holdings and picked up some USO plays.
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>>61930264
>If
But yeah, it seems like the chatter is mostly about a scenario where Russia/China/whomever provides munitions to Iran, allowing them to extend the conflict. As it happens they probably do have significant reserves of weaponry, probably the mountains are full of bomb caches stored up over the years. Muslims, for all their flaws, possess remarkable stick-to-it-iveness in wars of attrition.
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>>61930263
This shit started before the blood moon
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>>61930301
The market is a forward looking instrument.
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>>61930244
But what if...
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>>61930296
can i get a QRD on the case for unity...why is AIDS unreal engine so profitable? is it a play on future devs being too stupid to learn c++?
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Sell the close and buy the post morning pump seems to be the play.
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>>61930308
Closing the Suez canal is way better than closing the straight of Hormuz

>>61930298
How can they launch them if the Jews are hanging around every launch site and they've broken all the launchers?
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>>61930309
I got no bull case for it
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>>61930258
I don't need a stop loss cause I never started.
>logs out for 3 months
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>>61930309
If they knew c++ they could get good jobs instead of being game devs
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Looks like the Norks are going to give the Nukes to the Mullahs boss.
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>>61930264
No, they would dump AIDS
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>>61930235
>gender studies
Euthanize him/her/xir
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>>61930281
I hope they blow up all the deposits too, which is probably hundreds of sheds with 2 drones each
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>>61930322
>322 digit, on a blood moon Purim

don't do it
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>>61930322
Nonsense, we can just host the NBA finals in Pyongyang
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>>61930322
That would be the largest geopolitical folly since Anschluss
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>>61930290
what's your setup like?
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>>61930331
>>61930331
>>61930331
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>>61930264
Ukraine 3D print drones for like 300euro
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>>61930290
You should try out Your Mother on Steam
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>>61930077
Brother don't worry the Kpop etf will continue to rise. Everything and their mother is down today.
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>>61930313
Seems like an inherent flaw of missile sites is they're all already known and are very, very stationary lol.
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>>61930204
>checking account
I get a free 30 day loan on my daily purchases then just cash out some divys, write some options, or sell a little stock to pay the loan.
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>>61930341
You can keep that weird step-shit. Just aint for me.
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>>61930329
No way, that's money. You blow that up you'll have to rebuild just siege them.
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>>61930367
Calm down it's a desktop girl simulator I didn't see anything step about her
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>>61930321
What good jobs lol ai is making that a dead job market
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>>61930387
Only in western countries it seems.
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you did buy TGT for an easy 2x over the next few years, right? soccer moms and stacies will always shop there, the tranny dumbshit made them sell off to unreasonable levels and they have a new CEO
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>>61930446
I don't have time for a 2x over two years,
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>>61930301
Yeah, jews never start their purim festivities early
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>>61930205
nice anon! 100k is huge. keep it up. i was just looking for inspiration stories and stuff. i was able to deploy 10k on the dip this morning so feeling good as well. bless you my friend.
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>>61930198
Someone needs to do an Iranian government version of this!



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