Seething Eurocuck Edition>Please leave your political posts at the door unless they involve Business or Finance.>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesPrevious>>61938436
FUCK THIS IF WE CLOSE RED I'M HOLDING SOXS FOR A FUCKING MONTH I DON'T GIVE A NIGGER SHIT WE'RE IN A FUCKING DOWNTREND I WAS IN DENIAL
> politics has nothing to do with business/financedumb nigger
>>61940489>>Please leave your political posts at the door unless they involve Business or Finance.You sure are good at reading
Buy SBSW
Kek mumu
I fucking hate trump he’s been fucking the macro this whole year wtf. Muh Greenland, muh shutdown, muh Iran
>>61940507Right, buying SBBW
Our Leader is just using the Iran SCO as a distraction from our real goals, and of course I am talking about the annexation of Canada and Greenland boss.
>50% cash
Is we getting a stimulus this year or is all that money gonna be used to bomb brown people
>>61940565No tyquesh nothing for you
Are you ready /smg/gers?
my soxl has been kekd
>>61940574cunts need to warp it up within a matter of weeksvery unpopular move
>>61940595It's honestly so unpopular it makes me convinced Israel has dirt on him
>>61940565holy kek
>>61940610It is a VERY bad look
>>61940628There's just no casus belli. It's so obvious it's an attempt at regime change without boots on the ground but they won't say it
>>61940645might have worked if they didn't mistime the uprising attempt kek, all the revolutionaries were slaughtered a month ago
>>61940645I was reading they already have over 10,000 troops stationed. But wont announce it. this could get ugly real quick
>-2.5%I am financially ruined
>>61940565If you really need to know its going to bombing brown people
>stinky feembraps>near my mouthpick two
>>61940707Energy is up so this really looks like the market pricing in an oil shock
>>61940565You'll get gibs, just not the kind you wanted.
>>61940574>politico
>>61940645>no casus belliThe few dems with brains have already distanced themselves from this narrative
just move lol
>>61940645>Anon wasn't alive in 1982>Anon is brownAt least one of these is true, possibly both
BAK
I am the proud owner of 500 shares of ewy at 145 dollars average .
>>61940574Wake me up when September ends.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGhwBFYtn1s
>>61940992>Ewwwwwwww stinky
>>61940565You're getting drafted, so you got that going for you
why is rtx and lmt not going higher despite war?
Remember junior gold miners? Remember Don Durret AUMBF $12 per share target (while he was probably dumping it)? So glad I got out of minors for modest 20%, even despite being in them for several months.
>>61941052Terquando would be better off in the army than in the street anyways
200 dollar oil by St Patrick’s Day. Begorrah!!
>>61941053They went up a lot this week anon
Even if you're red, try not to get too mad. Always find a reason to smile. The world is beautiful.
Bowel shaking earthquakes, of doubt and remorse
NATGAS stalled, time2read a book while awaiting NIGGERS AND JEWS.
>>61941074The world is only beautiful when youre free from economic pressures
>>61941074Holy based
amerifat fatigue
I havent looked at my female broker today. It's better that way.
Higher for longer
Monday should be fun.
>>61941108Do you have a lik to that article?
Whispers:- Singapore's largest petchem complex is out- China banned exports of fuel- Korean petchem plants are cutting runs due to lack of naphtha, might go down any day now- Korean LNG running out in less than 2 weeks.- India LNG taps already turned off to major industries- India crossed Trump and is now scrambling to buy Russian oil, now at a premium to Brent instead of heavily discounted- Taiwan about to issue tenders for coal stockpiles, bringing coal plants back online. Running out of LNG by the end of the month.- Poor countries like Paki, Bangla, Thailand, Indonesia etc = forget it. It's already over for them.In the gulf:- Iraq fields already shut down due to lack of storage- Iran scrambling to load oil on tankers before shutting down its fields- Ruwais refinery (largest in the region) running out of storageIt's mega fucked.
>>61941082I didn't read too many books as I should have in my life but AI will help my youngster brain develop so much made up knowledge that it's basically guaranteed that I'll become the next ghandiand PINS is going up everyday btw.
>>61941108Poast link xister
>>61941114Are you an ant? We were debating how leveraged you guys are. Is it 3x, 5x or 10x?
>>61941114It'll sort itself out in a few months my kitten, just buy VOO and wait.
Donald trump thought this was a good idea, give him a break >>61941114Source?
>>61941114India is buying Russian oil again?what's the inverse of EWY?
Spain needs to be bombed for speaking against the US. There's no other way. Euros with TDS need to be humbled.
>>61941113JPM reports are always pay walled.
>>61941128I'm not an ant sorry anon.>>61941132>Source?It came to me in a dream.
>>61941113>>61941121Its a zerohedge article. They've been betting on something happening for 17 years now.
>>61941137Didn’t this brain dead thinking get us into this mess.
>>61941147It’s a JPM analyst writing for ZH. They paywall the good stuff.
>>61940458Anyone else kind of mindblown just about how this was the Year of Conflict? If you think about it the entire thing was just like a bizarre Quasi World War. You have constantly the world against each other in Winter Olympics, T20 Cricket World Cup, World Baseball Classic, World Cup Soccer, Iran War, Greenland War, Japan vs China on Taiwan, AI Wars. Maybe other stuff I forget. This year has had more international issues than any of my life ever.
>have been too busy all day at work to check my port, just see that the market is down bad>finally have some free time, I am up 2.5%huh, that's nice.
>>61941156Synopsishttps://oilprice.com/Latest-Energy-News/World-News/JP-Morgan-Warns-of-Catastrophic-Oil-Supply-Loss-from-Middle-East-War.amp.html
>>61941158Who’s the common denominator
It's insane to me that 1) Gulf countries did not use their petrodollars all these years to build a backup plan. Even the Saudi pipeline is only enough to carry half their production.2) Everyone else in Asia (except Japan) has been operating on a "just in time" basis for critical imports. Almost zero storage buffers. I know storing stuff is capital that's not being put to work and all that crap, but these are critical things like fuel. Not everything is about efficiency and maximum profits.
>>61941158No I don't pay attention to any of that stuff. Its unimportant headlineslop for goycattle to get distracted by.
>>61941175Japan has stores for over half a year but whats the status of the rest?
>>61941175Maybe something good will come from this and people will start setting up more LNQ deals with America
what are we excepting oil to top at my guess is 90 as they won't let things get worse than whatever thats going to bring
getting a little tired of winning over here
>>61941175Globalism. Is dead.
So realistically, when is the best time to start slurping?
>>61941180It's fucked.Korea has oil storage too but almost no LNG, and they depend on other stuff too like naphtha. Southeast Asian countries just didn't bother at all. India is naked.>>61941181American LNG is exporting at max capacity. There are projects under way to expand but it takes time.
i can feel my nose getting greasy from this stress. ITS UNBEARABLE
>>61941180Gas go 2 weeks. Oil for Maybe 150 days. Price spikes will do more damage way before the stocks run out.
>>61941175Its clear that the only thing anyone actually learned from the COVID times is that 90% of the population are retarded cattle that will follow anything. All of the supply crunch issues that people were supposedly "reinforcing" after that happened were clearly just lying. The world is still just as brittle as ever. BUT THATS A GOOD THING BECAUSE THAT MEANS VOLATILITY WHICH MEANS $$$$ IF I CAN SLURP ENOUGH
>>61941057Quitter! There is a critical mineral shortage dumbass!
>>61941199reminder to always invert baggie even though he was right once like a week ago
>>61941131Why overpay?Wait and pick up at a discount when people really start to panic.
>>61941198I think people dont understand how crucial oil derived materials from byproducts other than just energy are
Split threads make me angy
>>61941193Hurray!
>>61941199You were saying boss?
>>61941219It is becoming increasingly clear that LLMs are not capable of producing AGI. It is also becoming increasingly clear that LLMs are not an economical way to do anything except summarize news articles and translate forum posts.
>>61941114nigga, ships don't teleport from the gulf to korea, it takes them months to travel
>>61941117Yes but it has a SCHWAB EQUITIES RATING of C so I can't buy that. It does have a good looking forward P/E. You should stop listening to "AI" btw, it's ruining psyches. I read Futurism every day, but right now I'm reading a YUGE book on Michael Jackson, the 2009 updated version of:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Jackson%3A_The_Magic_and_the_MadnessOk, so, stop listening to "AI".
If Biden now was President, Trump would be screeching about Oil, about attacking Iran, about everything.
THE VIX HAS TOPPEDWHICH MEANS WE HAVE BOTTOMEDI'M ALL IN ON >ASTS>IREN>NBIS>MU>AAOIWHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU SLURPING?
>>61941240I am unironically planning/doing thatI want to sit on a nice beach and read a book.Like a massive faggot.
>>61940565both
>>61941236>It is becoming increasingly clear that LLMs are not capable of producing AGI. It is also becoming increasingly clear that LLMs are not an economical way to do anything except summarize news articles and translate forum posts.>says the increasingly nervous prgrammer for the millionth timemeanwhile, legendary computer scientist Don Knuth at Stanford just posted that Claude just solved a hard computer science problem for himproof: https://cs.stanford.edu/~knuth/papers/claude-cycles.pdf>inb4 you move goalposts
>>61941248Should I believe this astrology major
>US: We are protecting tankers going through the Strait>Iran: We have no intention of closing the StraitMeanwhile in reality: no ships are going through the StraitMadness
>>61941240but there is a big BUTI think AI slop is gonna get so goodit's gonna be even more addicting like the entertainment content we have nowit's gonna be like fentanyl
This feels like a liberation day scenario where I should start living off rice and beans and DCA my paychecks for the next few months. At some point he’ll say he’s won and withdraw
>>61941114is europe gonna collapse and shit?
>>61941254Either Claude is currently AGI (lol) or this doesn't disprove what I said.
DOWIE JONES HIT NEW YEAR LOW
>>61941252Read it slowly and carefully, and allow your mind to digest the words, and cognitively process them more, which will help build general mental muscles, which /can/ help in gaining more control over your own thoughts and such, and do some rewiring.I am having to use a lot of mental discipline right now to keep from starting a position of:DFEN>DFENDFENon this DIPPARINO
>>61941271Europe is in a stronger position than ameriKKKa
Oil pumps a bit, I think about shorting. Don't do it. Dumps 1USD probably on some tweet
did something just happen?
BILLIONS MUST DIE
When does Zion Don pump the market??
>>61941271Europe will be fine because:1) Europe is rich enough to outbid the unwashed masses of Asia when it comes to energy exports from the US, Brazil, Nigeria etc. Even Aussie LNG made it to Europe recently.2) Europe crackers are not all naphtha reliant like in Asia. There are Ethane crackers including a big one coming online this year. INEOS owns most of these. Ethane comes out of the US.3) Europe is literally blessed. After a harsh winter, baltic ice buildup, and LNG storage running critically low, the weather turned just as the war started. The sun smiles on Europe. A continent cannot lose when it has God on its side.
>>61940574Why!?JUST DESTROY THEM!!!It's like having God with you to fight a bunch of bullies and you don't ask God for help.
Ack
>>61941270You literally can't withdraw without doing something to make the Iranians stop firing missiles (more airstrikes won't fix it). Either send them massive fucking war reparations or boots on the ground. It's fucked.
>>61941281oh yeah you are totally right. I also like to train myself with "mental models" like charlie munger said sometime but I see my strengths actually more in perception instead of actual thinking about stuff but maybe I was just surrounded by geniuses all my life
>>61941297No son, nothing ever happens. However the bottom is in, we retard pump tomorrow to trap bulls over the weekend then dump resumes Monday unless a hasty ceasefire is drawn up this weekend (It won't be).
>>61941288True, we're pre-collapsed.
>>61941248SLURPING THE SAME OMG
BAGGIE SPOTTED GETTING MORE TALKING POINTS AND LIES TO SPREAD
>>61940574i'm only in favor of this war for 1 more weekif it's not over by the end of next week i'm going to start chudding out
>>61941236>It is becoming increasingly clear that LLMs are not capable of producing AGI. It is also becoming increasingly clear that LLMs are not an economical way to do anything except summarize news articles and translate forum posts.I'm sure if you keep saying this enough someone will hire you lmao.
>Treasury Expected To Announce Measure As Soon As Thursday To Combat Rising Energy Prices That Includes Using Oil Futures Market - Senior White House OfficalLMAO
>>61941329What does that even mean. What
>>61941329QE for the oil market?
>SOXS reverse split todaySign of the times
>>61941329>financial judaism will make more oil appearOkay, market failures and shortages it is then.
>>61941329Do what now
>>61941310Well, I know that deep inside you were wanting to ask "BUT WHY NOT JUST BUY DFEN IF YOU WANT" and the answer is because:IT'SNOTNATGAS AND OILFUTAS BASED
>>61941329Hear me out, what if we just make it illegal for oil to get more expensive
>>61941335i have long dated calls and have no idea what the fuck they mean anymore. what the fuck is a basket?
POWER HOUR HERE WE GO EWY CHADS WERE BACK
>>61941329>The key novel detail is that the measure will involve "using the oil futures market" >Potentially selling futures contracts from government-held oil>Using futures to lock in lower prices for domestic needs or to counteract speculative driving up of prices amid geopolitical fearsOh my fucking god the Jews need to calm the fuck down
Got out of my bear vertical at the 6800 resistance, it's now free to pump.
>>61941309Wouldn’t a negotiated settlement be possible? i.e stop attacking shipping/oil fields, no nuclear weapons and US ends sanctions/supplies aid etc. Or are the Iranians just going to take everyone down with them
>>61941351>using commodity futures to manipulate prices>literally taking a page out of the Epstein emailslol, can't make this shit up
>>61941351so their plan is yield curve control but for oil?that will end well
>>61941340no I wanna keep talking about myself and PINS, the C rating is just because of the earnings revisions stuff and losing advertisers is bad but if you believe in the website that makes it just more of a buying opportunity
I think baggie got b&
>>61941362>>61941363It's literally using the fed to implement yield curve control for oil
>oil going downits actually over /pol/ wasn't lying
>>61941365We don't need baggie babe, just you and I together forever
>>61941367Jiang Xueqin btfo. He constantly says it's gonna be a long war
>>61941368Babe <3
>>61941366That just means we're going to get shortages if you remove the price discovery mechanism, which are arguably even worse. Our markets are so fucking manipulated at this point that it's actually causing us problems.
>>61941335lol what app for this?
>>61941347i bought EWY puts and got immediately skodwopped
Alright I bought a DFEN call. Guess I have blood on my hands now.
KEK BOBO
>>61941378
>>61941361Iran said they're open to negotiations, but only if they're, and I quote, "very lucrative". Trump already used bad faith negotiations to attack them three times in a row, so the bar for them to be willing to accept negotiations is now extremely high. It would probably involve the kikes giving up their nukes or something, which I doubt they would do.
>>61941378I still can't believe this was a real thing
Fakest & faggiest dump. Tomorrow we will pump so that the cum oozes out of Bobina's every orifice
>>61941378>>61941386What is going on in that webm
>>61941378>>61941389You can't make more oil appear by manipulating the price. These kikes are about to learn a hard lesson in microeconomics.
time to buy the dips lads
>>61941375thanks cutie
>>61941248>>61941256I hope you did smiggie pie ;3
>>61941390Some faggot trying to shill NFTs didn't want them 'getting stolen'
>>61940687Do people with really low IQ really believe the uprising was manufactured? In these retarded people's peabrains, wouldn't they at least have waited till now with it?>>61941393There is an oil glut. Baseless fear =/= reality.
>>61941057I went in with the dip in Feb and things were looking good till this stupid war.Exiting all my producer positions till price recovers, but staying with explorers cause they're more dependent on discovery results, mind you those could be undermined too if general sentiment keeps dropping
Who is buying and what? Shit's blood red still.
>>61941390it's one of those rides that takes a picture when the rollercoaster drops, but you gotta pay for it after. This guy takes his job very seriously apparently
gimme some LNG and oil tickers to full port calls into
>>61941390Photographing or filming the photographs of the people who rode the attraction is forbidden, and the misguided youth took his job a bit too seriously and tried to stop it. An honest act of good that was recorded and now used to mock him forever.Everyone having a camera in their pocket has honestly done more damage to our society than anything else.
>>61941404>There is an oil glut. Baseless fear =/= reality.Nigger, what are you smoking? We're in an oil doom scenario.
>>61941389
>>61941386There there Nicoposter. He just needs to swallow his ego
recovery?is it possible?
>>61941403>>61941417Holy shit I always thought this was NFT related
>>61941425depends if Lookner pulls up a screen
>>61941403>>61941433lol no it's not NFTs it an amusement park ride where the guy is taking a video of himself on the screens after he got off so he doesn't have to pay for printout photos
>>61941378One of my favorite videos of all time
>>61941248i went long on iren with a x2 leverage. long on avgo with a x10 leverage. went long on MUGOD with a x4 leverage
GRRR Martin style bullshit mapThe world's most vital shipping line makes a corner right into the mouth of the evil neighbor's Mordor-style lands, an impenetrable mountain fortress.
>>61941421You know literally nothing. Just ask an AI.
Just pump or dump, this teasing is so fucking annoying.
>>61941447Reroll?
>>61941447its not the worlds most vital it's literally just asia depending on it
Chancellor Merz supports Trump's attack on Iran so I do too.
>>61941443Kek
>>61941450You AI isn't up to date with 40% of the world's oil and gas production disappearing since last Friday. Jesus christ, is everyone in the market suffering from retard levels of normalcy bias because of AI?
>>61941453We're on a decisive downtrend. Every red day has slight turnarounds towards the end because that's how shit works
>>61941447They could just dig a canal. It'd probably be pretty easy since it's sand and all boss.
>>61941447BVLLI$H FOR GRRR
>>61941461It disappears for 2 weeks.
What are you guys slurping during the war? I'm looking at uranium and base metals ETFs that look to be very delicious
>>61941471I just slurped EME
>>61941467Fucking how. If there are no boots on the ground there is nothing to stop the Iranians from firing drones and missiles as infinitum from underground like the Houthis. You and everyone like you is completely delusional.
any rope salesmen?
>>61941476*ad infinitum
>>61941471ELST has been fucking tearing
>>61941476Iranians are running out of shit to send.
S&P500 looks like it is going to dump
>>61941364>if you believe in the website
>>61941471>>61941479ESLT*
>>61941471>What are you guys slurping during the war?i'm stocking up
OIL is heading to $100. i might go long on it with a conservative x5 leverage
>>61941482It only takes a flying lawnmower worth $600 to keep the strait closed. Not an MRBM used for striking Israel. You're a fucking idiot. At least now I know why energy is so mispriced: because of dumbasses like you.
>>61941484I don't believe in bitcoin either. But I believe in growing user numbers with pinterest because you have to upload your shitty AI slop somewhere where nobody cares
>>61941493>It only takes a flying lawnmower worth $600 to keep the strait closed. Once you subtract brainless panic, all it boils down to is some elevated business risk and insurance rates.
SPY green EOD. Screencap this.
>>61941502They've struck 12 tankers, sinking several of them. The USN won't go into the strait because it's too risky that they'll get swamped with drones and sunk themselves. You're absolutely fucking delusional.
>>61941508Please remember my post that this is a nothingburger in one month. Maybe you are right, and maybe me. This will then serve you as a valuable learning lesson.
Are you guys enjoying this?
>>61941515it might be different this time anon
>>61941515IT NEEDS TO BE NOTHING BURGER NOWIS THE STRAIGHT OPEN NOW?NO THEN FUCK YOU PAY 6X FOR SHIPPING
>>61941453are you new? nothing goes straight up or downthe goal is to make you quit before the next move
>>61941483He publicly staked his reputation on calling a dump?PUMP EET.
>>61941493>>61941482Here is how it actually works:Charterer covers freight + war insuranceOwner pays crew a sufficient bonus to agree the gauntletThereafter neither of them are liable so they do not care.If the ship gets hit, insurance rates go up for everyone else. It might or might not make sense.Some owners will pocket the war insurance cost from the charterers but will then not actually insure their ships. It's a big payout if it's not necessary. It happened with the Houthis all the time.Major publicly listed tanker owners will not do it because of reputational risks. But Greek owners will do it and make bank.
>>61941515>learning lessonI rest my case
Wholely shit boss. I just saw a map of the mountains in Iran, and I think we're going to need to help from the Mexicans who were able to climb the border wall to get into the Iranians mountain stronghold boss.
>>61941521It literally takes weeks to arrive at the straight. Beginning in ~2 weeks regardless of the situation there, the first tankers can set sail from Asia if my thesis is correct.
>>61941534All infantry of mexian descent to the frontlines!I'll support the big booty latinas they leave behind
>>61941534can you stop with the racist shit please?
>>61941444>MUUUUFUCKINGGODI am surprised I am down only 4% today when I was going to be down 12%
>>61941541kek
>>61941530The Houthis were relatively far away from shipping lanes in the Gulf of Aden, but the Strait of Hormuz brings the ships right up against Iran in this insane chokepoint. It's basically a guaranteed kill that insurance won't help with.
DING DING DING DING DINGHow did it go today?!?!
>>61941557-6%
>>61941557-$255.42 (-2.14%)I believe in the MUUcult...
>>61941557Definitely not checking.
>>61941557-1.7%Some embarrassing day trade losses in that number this time.
>>61941557Today: -0.85%This Week: -0.75%This Month: -0.75%This Year: -3.87%this market sucks
I have become heemed the destroyer of my capital . I knew I should have never trusted worst Korea .
>>61941566Do you think you'll be positive by 2030 smiggie pie?
>>61941557-1.75%fuck YINN and fuck china
>>61941542I thought you commie faggots were all about to each according to need, from each according to ability boss.
NVDABros LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOO
>>61941557A lot
>>61941572no
>>61941578Good work. You survived that bullshit H200 and AI loicense crash
>giga dump>panic>recover into closeevery single time
>>61941557How the fuck did I close green... +0.26%
>>61941557Today: -0.83%This week: -0.03%Quiet week
>>61941557>Today:+0.13%>YTD:+5.06%Snip Snap, Theta Clack!
Holding some SOXL overnight, tomorrow feels like pump friday
My mom finally sold her Kroger at $71 for like a 9% profit :)>>61941595Damn straight
>>61941557-0.75%I am a profitable retard today
>>61941583Honestly thought today would be a loss daySomehow it recovered in the last 2 hours I expect it to go down after hours though
I was too spooked by my own ineptitude to play costco earnings but they looked oversold to me. Hope one of you fags makes money on it.
>>61941557+10.99% had some fun gambling with SPX weekly puts. That's what the market is all about is having fun.
>>61941557Against all odds I have become more anti semetic
>>61941609What did we do this time boss?
>>61941599This nigga got a wash sale
>>61941557>be -5%>close window>jerk off>oh snap, market closed, better lookI'm thinking I might need some zinc supplements.
Butt PLUG Sisters, we gonna make it.
>>61941557-1.68%My last few days have canceled each other out, more or less....but Monday was good, so overall I'm still having an okay week
>>61941612i got plenty of regular losses. ill be fine.
>>61941557-0.31% I guess it could have gone worse
>>61941557-0.39%
>>61941557+%5.52
Iran just successfully launched cluster munitions at Tel Aviv
MRVL MARVELL BROS, ARE WE GONNA FLY HIGH TOMORROW?
>>61941576by ability not by genetics
>>61941630Niggers do this 2 hours too late unforgiveable
>>61941634THAT'S MAHVEL BABY WOOOOOOOO
>>61941630>they waited for market to closeI knew they weren't so evil afterall
The reason people fear oil is because they do not understand non-linear (frankly they don't even truly understand linear) relations. Irans capability to fire drones/missiles decays ever farther the more days pass. It's not like one day they are at 90% capability, the next at 85%, etc. leading to a drawn out conflict.
And it’s all mountains and passes. Crawling with millions of people with the latest ATGMS and MANPADS and drones. No Apaches. No air support. Twice as big as Ukraine. I’m not predicting a winner. I am predicting a brutal 20 year timeline. And all the while the oil and gas will not flow. It was over the moment they killed Khomemmi
>>61941636Genetics give people their abilities boss. Like if you're born with a y chromosome you have the ability to cum in a pussy to make a baby boss.
>>61941630Good, Israel is not our ally
>>61941646Go be a chink shill somewhere else.
>>61941630Redder for longer
I hope Danganposter is okay...he was holding VSCO...
>>61941630It was nice of them to wait until markets closed
>>61941649i was born with a y chromosome and i have yet to successfully unlock such abilities
>>61941651You’ll see
>>61941646Iran is pretty irrelevant to the west bro
>>61941557>+0.86i have no fucking idea how i went green, i just hope nvidia goes to or over $195 so i can sell this shit
boots on the ground now!!
>>61941665Do you want to know how I know youre a pol tourist on biz. With no bag. And not two fucking pennies to rub together?
>>61941660You probably spent all your experience points in the wrong tech tree boss.
Fertilizer prices have gone from $516 to $683, about 30% of the world's fertilizer comes out of the Persian Gulf
>>61941672As a pol tourist on biz, I'd like to know.
>>61941669not gonna happenit's extremely unpopular with the US public
>>61941674I've been filtered by the generally disgusting behavior of non y chromosome havers
>>61941681Bag havers know this is bad for business. Emotions are bad for business. Now take your ONE FUCKING PENNY. And beat it you poverty stricken cunt. Men are making money here.
I'm so fucking happy I sold this morning.
>>61941682What do the israeli public think about it?
>>61941672I'm saying they're like North Korea. Their domestic economy is totally insulated and we rely on them for nothing. It's similar to bombing the moon.
Yeah, so about stopping those drone attacks... lmfao
soxl keks
>Prices in the United States, which imports much of its fertilizer needs despite a large domestic industry, rose at the war's outbreak. Prices for fertilizer jumped from $516 per metric ton on Friday to up to $683 at the import hub of New Orleans on Thursday. Prices could jump higher if the Persian Gulf closure persists and shipments can't make it in time for spring planting, analysts told Reuters.>Qatar Energy has had to stop production at the world's largest single-site urea plant, as it lost its source of natural gas feedstock after the company shut down gas output due to attacks on its LNG facilities.>At the same time, sulphur output has been cut in other parts of the Middle East.>Three Indian plants have been forced to reduce urea output as LNG supplies from Qatar have dropped sharply, said a New Delhi-based senior industry official. As a result, supply is expected to be tight for urea and diammonium phosphate in the short term>While China sources more than 50% of its sulphur imports from the Middle East, Indonesia relies on the region for nearly 70% of its supplies, traders said. Sulphur is a key ingredient for phosphate fertilisers like diammonium phosphate and monoammonium phosphate.
>>61941695buy buy buy
>>61941630I'm honestly surprised how well they've been able to censor the footage of Israel getting bombed
>>61941697WHYISN'TOILGOINGUP!!!!???
>>61941698They're giving up because they're running out of ammo. There's nobody to stop the Iranians from doing more strikes with their buried stockpiles.
>>61941698>US has nearly depleted their munitions so it's now going to attack less over a more prolonged period>Buy
>>61941690what do their public's opinion have to do with US deployments?The Israeli state doesn't run america
Biggest news of 2026 is that yogscast till exists
>>61941719new song is a bit mid though
iBOGLEDOILAZY W8 TILL NATGAS IS BOUT TREE FIDDY
>>61941719Does sips still stream? He was amusing to watch, but the others were huge fags.
>>61941719Goycast?
>>61941713I think we still have plenty of ammunitions, but we've achieved air superiority, so instead of using the smart bombs, we can just use the old fashioned ones instead boss.
>>61941719He STILL gets over 1M views?!WHO WATCHES YOG IN FUCKING 2026?!
>>61941267There's a book that covers something very similar, INFINITE JEST by David Foster Wallace. It's thick af and would make for a good loooong beach read.
>>61941734My friend group of low-to-mid 20-something guys like Diggy Diggy hole
>>61941736already got a new book I haven't read and it's thick af so more than 1 book would be too much for my luggage if I really like reading so much then I still have some ebooks and. I think I have only read like 5-10 books in my lyfe kek
>>61941724Yeah I'm not feeling it. It's feels like if Macauley Culkin tried to make a comeback as a rockstar or whatever he was doing in the early 2010s except he kind of just looks like an old version of himself as a 10yo so it's weird.
>>61941736That only reminds me of the family guy joke about gen x douchebags from the year 2009 whose favorite book is infinite jest despite only having skimmed it.
>>61941715>The Israeli state doesn't run america
Bros…
>>61941733Ah yes gravity bombs like in WW2 in highly urban areas, sounds like a recipe for a lot of civilian casualties and more regime supporters
>literal last minute pump to stop a -1000 loss on the tickerfakest and gayest economy of all time
>>61941753they don't /pol/tard
Anyway it's obvious the market is going to crash. I only hope to be lucky and get one big exit pump on oracle earnings and get out, but Trump is a retard for hoping it won't go wrong.My only solace is that it'll be like 2022 and we'll have another opportunity to slurp since I fucked up last time by not having 50k on hand to throw into that shitpile at the lows and rrugged myself trying to trade it on the way down, and that the war will end by september because Trump wants to not fuck himself too hard in the midterms/call himself the big winner, so it'll be easy to predict the pre-election low and ride the inevitable pump when the Democrats take the house.Gott Verdamnted I fucked up in 2022, and kicking myself for not going all in in 2024 but this time I'm going to dump 150k~ in right at the bottom (would have been more if I didn't fuck up the other times) and hppe for the best.
>>61941760We're currently in a special combat operation for Israel if you haven't noticed
>>61941756it's overinflation is BACK
>>61941764You're expecting Oracle earnings to be good? Interesting
>>61941764They have negative momentum going in doe
>>61941772>>61941772>>61941772
>>61941471There's no war
>>61941773Watch this.
>>61941175When Japan shilled their JIT six sigma crap it was all bullshit to cover for their subsidies and other asymmetric export advantages. Trying to keep the US from smashing apart their system by creating a red herring.It was all bullshitto.
