buyer's market edition>Latest developments on the illegal and unconstitutional US strikes against Iranhttps://iran.liveuamap.com/>Some helpful links to numb the painhttps://findahelpline.com/https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/https://www.whitehouse.gov/refundshttps://jlingz.com/>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesprevious>>61941772
I don’t like to have sex anymore
I'm about to be 35, never seen a vagina. Do they even exist?
vea down, vwo down, mchi down, vexc down, avdv downbut voo holding up the best out of all themholy FUCK I got out of the "sell america" trade at the exact right timekinda interested on maybe when to get back in, if at all. or maybe that's done?either way, america stays winning. everyone else loses more. We still lose, but the rest of the world is dragged down more. So... yeah fuck it that's really bad.
Honestly thinking about liquidating everything and just moving to t-bills for the next 6 months
anyone have ideas for safe haven assets, if us stock market crashes?best I can seem to find is gold but I'm not sure I like itconsumer staple stocks are lel. TLT is crap. alt coins of metal are crap. international stocks are crashing even harder than US.So what now? small cap value? also... uh not good?>>61942969oh and I forgotsilver trending down, friend-ium trending down, platinum trending downIt turns out only gold is gold. all the other metals are just the altcoins of the ancient world. TRASH!but maybe gold holds up the best out of anything, or even goes up when the world stock markets crash.still looks kinda toppy. not sure I like itand TLT is fucking trash. what an insult. shit treasury bonds won't go up cuz "muh inflation".
>>61942973>Honestly thinking about liquidating everything and just moving to t-bills for the next 6 monthsI literally did that, but just sitting in cash in the brokerage account getting 3% interest or whateverputting my money in treasury bonds, oh you said t bills. so short duration. Ah I see, so the price won't change at all, unlike TLT which is 20 year plusYeah I sold literally my whole portfolio like a few days ago? Weight off my shoulders but the stock market crashing is still not good for the economy and shit. still stressed out. but less acutely. so it's an improvement
> futures
>>61942982hedging with long term treasuries was obviously not the move here, you have only yourself to blame for that
This market makes me feel schizophrenic
>>61942992>hedging with long term treasuries was obviously not the move here, you have only yourself to blame for thatI didn't thoughJust watched it, then it dropped from like 89 to 87 and I noped the fuck out and didn't buySo I'm just sitting in cash.Do you have any ideas for a safe haven asset? All of them are looking... kinda shitty right now.
>>61942982>>61942973If you're actually spooked and you're trading in an IRA you can full port into one of the NEOS ETFs through the distribution and pull out for a quick 1% or whatever the yield of your fund is, the ex-div date is always two days before the payable date and it's every month. Then you just sit in cash in the mean time
Can TSMC even continue to make chips if Taiwan gets hit with an energy crisis?
MicroSectors Gold Miners - 3X Inverse Leveraged ETNs (GDXDHOLY SHIT what the fuck is this?long term chart looks terrrible, but short term is essentially just shorting goldso it's up up up. +32% over 5 daysnot sure I wanna buy. yeah seems like a terrible idea. fun though>>61942999>If you're actually spooked and you're trading in an IRA you can full port into one of the NEOS ETFs through the distribution and pull out for a quick 1% or whatever the yield of your fund is, the ex-div date is always two days before the payable date and it's every month. Then you just sit in cash in the mean timeokay coolthanks for the idea
>>61942998cash will be fine if you are getting a good rate from your brokerage on balances, t bills if notgold if you must, I feel like it is over shilled here but it's fine REITs small cap has less exposure to international going ons but will be dumped along with everything else. Stash or wait for it to be oversoldDOW stock (the company not the index)
>futureshttps://youtu.be/GkzF1HN9awE
do you think today we get a big fat green candle?
>>61943026>cash will be fine if you are getting a good rate from your brokerage on balances, t bills if not>gold if you must, I feel like it is over shilled here but it's fine>REITs>small cap has less exposure to international going ons but will be dumped along with everything else. Stash or wait for it to be oversold>DOW stock (the company not the index)yeah I think that's pretty reasonablethough REITs will get wrecked, because us real estate is dropping right?>small cap has less exposure to international going ons but will be dumped along with everything else. yeah exactly. it's a wait for the dip kinda thing. it's not exactly safe haven, but more like an opportunity for later>DOW stock (the company not the index)why do you like the chemical company spinoff? there's also, what fuck, corteva CTVA right? and uh dupont or whateverthey all combined, then split off. And CTVA will do another spinoff which is weirdwhy do you like the DOW spinoff?
If you're not buying puts on UAL for basically bringing back Jim Crow laws and setting themselves up for a massive civil rights lawsuit right now you're basically allergic to money.
realistically, won't the impending inflation cause stocks to rise in value? assets will appreciate and if the market starts getting dumpy then they'll just inject liquidity to prop it up.
>>61943047not gonna do it
>>61942998I put my cash on SGOV in my trading account. Short term treasuries. It's normally slightly higher return than a high yield savings account.
>>61942982
>>61943053>I put my cash on SGOV in my trading account. Short term treasuries. It's normally slightly higher return than a high yield savings account.roger that brotha>>61943050>realistically, won't the impending inflation cause stocks to rise in value? assets will appreciate and if the market starts getting dumpy then they'll just inject liquidity to prop it up.you'd think that. not sure if I want to rely on it thoughinflation was supposed to boost bitcoin, and silver, and everything else. real estate too. and it did, for a time.turns out only gold is "the new gold". every other form of "the new gold" is just the altcoin version of ancient currency
>>61943059Be sneedy when others are feedful.be feedy when others are sneedfulWise words! chuck truly was a great guy. RIP big guy.
IT APPEARSTHAT SOMEONEIS TRYINGTO NIGGERIZENATGAS@ THIS TIME
Where's my MARS bros at? I bought two shares because I had exactly that much cash.
>>61943060SGOV is also state tax exempt if you live in a state that does that. Even though it’s a non qualified dividend. For me it’s enough of a spread and it’s superior to HYSA
>>61943074now I feel smart. thanks
More for Israel!
>>61943080check the ISRA etfturns out their jewish magic makes their stock market go up, even with a war going onTHEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!!!!dare I short israel stock market? will my broker cancel the trade for being too overtly anti semitic?
If the opening 15 min is green I’m buying 0DTE calls. We should get a nice bounce regardless of how fucked things are in two more weeks.
>>61942968They only exist in doujinshi bro
>>61943031Yes
>>61942968not here for sure
Pool status??!
>youtube recommends me video after video:>EVERYTHING CHANGES AFTER YOU SAVE 10K DOLLARS!>YOU'LL REALLY START TO SEE MONEY GROW WHEN YOU GET 50K DOLLARS!>AT 100K DOLLARS THE SNOWBALL REALLY STARTS GROWING!I've been stuck at 180k dollars for like 6 months, how the fuck am I supposed to retire early like this
>>61943120not much you can do when the market has been crabbing like this, outside of random luck playsjust gotta be patient, which is gay
>>61943120It’s only advice meant for p*ssive investors who don’t mind waiting for decades to accumulate while they continue waging like a good little goy.
BAK
>futures
>>61943120Those are feel good headlines
I don't understand. Brent is 85$, all the fucking tankers are still at anchor not going anywhere but indexes are green. Do the majority honestly believe in the competence of the Trump administration to not fuck this up? In what world? The dumbest motherfucking leadership in the history of the world. What the hell is going on.
>>61943162[spoiler]Trump can see this thread and can probably see your IP address if he wanted to[/spoiler]
>>61943167Come at me bitches.
>>61943162Bro, think for a second. The Rona pandemic was infinitely more disruptive than this, and even then stocks recovered within *checks notes* 2 months, Is this worse than the pandemic?
>>61943162Has Jefferey Epstein taught you nothing? Just have the US treasury short crude oil futures and let the goyim deal in the real world. :^)
>>61943203>The Rona pandemic was infinitely more disruptive than thisImagine believing this. We're going to see mass famines because most of the world's fertilizer production just blew up.
>>61943162bro wasnt here during the pandemic lmaoEveryone learned that supply shock = profits
>>61943207Not how it works but that would be a good thing. Sounds like a win win
>>61943204The coof affected a selection of sectors, mostly the service industry. Anyone who had a job that was essential for the economy were working. Oil actually dropped to as low as 20$ because people weren't moving which was great for energy-hungry heavy industry. This situation is polar opposite. Consistently high oil prices knocks the feet from under the economy because it fucks the underlaying industries that actually keep this shit running. Iranians can literary put Europe and Asia into a recession.
>>61943213You mean demand shock, the polar opposite.
>>61942982why not OTM puts on a vulnerable sector ETF?i own some puts on XLY for example
>>619432072 more weeks
>>61943220iran has already been refused help by both ivan and chinkland. their strikes across the gulf has prompted the bongs and baguettes to intervene. the world besides jewland and america is making it very clear that they will not accept iran closing the strait
>>61943217>>61943240Fertilizer production is extremely energy-intensive, which is why most of it came (past tense) from the gulf.
I have HUGE GIGANTIC FUCKING ALPHA if you retards promise to help and not go spam the news b4 open tmrw or in the morning smigger thread. I will make you lots of money if you can tell me which companies listed on US exchanges have the most exposure to chinese snack/soft drink china revenue, other than YUMC which is obvious.
>>61943247Stop believing twitter propaganda.
Do people actually think the gulf states are going to pull their investments in US companies?
>>61943249
>>61943262>bro gets it right once>fails every other timePeople are really dumb.
>>61943262You don't think current events qualify as extreme tail risk?
>>61943264The Big Short really ruined the investment community>>61943266>Clash report
Sorry, I forgot /smg/ is retarded. Does anyone here even understand what rail risk is?>>61943272Kill yourself, you fucking clown.https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/us-news/commander-tells-troops-trump-chosen-36811801https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/trump-iran-armageddon-second-coming-complaint-b2931579.htmlhttps://www.newsweek.com/us-commander-said-trump-anointed-by-jesus-to-attack-iran-report-11615046https://newrepublic.com/post/207270/military-leaders-iran-war-donald-trump-jesus-armageddon
>>61943282*tail risk
>>61943247I don't think they are interested in what everyone else think when they are fighting for their existence.
>>61943282Thought this was a gay map of Australia from the thumbnail
>>61943282>rail riskThat’s when an anime girl would be trapped with me in an out of service elevator.
what are bull markets like? i never got to experience one and it looks like i never will
>>61943318Are you underaged?
>>61943318You know how awful you are feeling every minute of every day? How that pit in your stomach knots real tight when you check your shitfolio with shaking clammy hands.Its the exact opposite of that, dopamine floods your brain and you are convinced you are an infallible god and everyone else mere retarded mortals. Each day is a gift, each month a financial milestone. But you'll never sell and will ride it into times like these, luckily if you still don't sell then you will hold into the next bull run. Its a Trump market, the flip can be switched very quickly at any point, just enjoy the ride.The Newsom market will be boring in comparison.
Are you guys joking 99% of your discussions? You all just buy voo, right? All other stock discussion is memes?
>>6194332580% of my 6 figure portfolio is GRRRI am deadly serious
>>61942986comfy
>>61943325The fuck are you talking about? I buy calls on tech ETFs and stocks. I’m sorry but I’m interested in turning a profit.
>>61943338for me is paypal
>oil at 80 againKEK NICE TRY, TRUMP
>>61943247Cool. But all they need to do is lob a drone or seadrone to a tanker a day. Or once every two days for that matter.That's it. That's all it has to do to close the strait.Shitran has it on easy mode.
A few red days is a row and the world is ending, four horseman style, never change /smg/>>61943282>Does anyone here even understand what rail risk is?Oh yeah I experience it every time I go out with my grindr fuckbuddy; one of these days he's going to ask to be on the giving side, and I don't really know what I'll do.I've jerked him off a couple of times because it would've been rude not to, but...
i hope america just continues the war and does nothing to open the strait to force europe and asia to come and glass iran themselves. too many free loaders just shovel the burden on the US to fix their national security interests.
>>61943357Bongs and baguettes ARE hurrying carriers there
The IT guy at my current job always talks about AI, went to a job interview the other day and the CEO there was raving about AI as well.
Apparently war is good for the economy? Military industrial complex or something? I heard about it in a metal gear game. Should I buy something in particular or will all stocks go up?
>>61943162Iran's capacity to strike at fuel facilities is now minimal. They can no longer enforce the blockade of the strait. They can no longer do shit under US/Israeli sky. Economically it's a nothing burger but I hoped for a better dip but it turns out even among retards you're a rarity
All these people itt talking about how they sold and went all cash makes me want to buy moreIf retail are panic selling then that’s when you buy
>>61943345>>82
>>61943162Even oil prices look as if the strait of Hormuz is going to open in a week. Meanwhile the Iranians are knocking out oil production facilities all over the middle east, not to mention that it's trivial for them to keep the strait closed indefinitely.Nothing makes fucking sense anymore. What is wrong with this market?
>>61943418weekek
>>61943418oh, wtf, I just realized there is huge price gap between the price on IG (80,80) and CMC (82,32). I'm mostly looking at IG due to the charts, didn't look at other brokers for the price. Thanks for posting.
>>61943418Please delet disYou have retards in this very thread that will say the strait is open when oil will be at 90.And at 100.and...Again, all Shitran needs to do to have it go pool's closed is to lob a shitty drone once a day on a tanker. One.
>>61942957Guys I think the oil computer is broken It’s just showing massive green lines all night long.
>>61943421isn't the us government starting some kind of quantitative easing with oil futures?
>>61943427How is this Jewish magic supposed to make more oil appear? Price controls on commodities LOL!
>>61943421>knocking out oil production facilities all over the middle eastWith strongly worded Friday prayers I take it?
>>61943433Projection
>>61943427>>61943431KEK, thisThey think they can do their fucking jewish crypto tricksOn actual physical shitGod they are fucking fucktarded beyond belief
>>61943433Just check Twitter lol
>>61943433That's cool and oil but tankers and oil facilities weren't it with ballimemes but with shitty lawnmowers dronesAlso I've also seen the exact same graph for Ziggeria 4 years ago.
>>61943357>too many free loaders just shovel the burden on the US to fix their national security interests.lmao the US caused this mess in the first place. Everyone can see your warmongering piece of shit president for what he is because unlike Iraq, the US didn't even bother to make up a flimsy excuse this time.
>>61943438Is it from credible sources or jeet engagement baiters?
>>61943431>>61943437I mean, it's still liquidity entering the market, which will lower prices in the short run kn the hope we never see a too long onepersonally I think it's bullshit just to be clear
Yeah, tis over.
>sold silver>immediately starts dumpingnnnnh feels good manI'll buy again
>>61943047Shouldn't you be long on this by the same logic? At least until the gibs suit
if we crab like till summer it's ok but if we dump it's fucking over for me
>>61943012Worry more about Qatar, they produce 30% of the world's helium. Guess what needs helium in Taiwan.
>>61943461People that want to talk in silly voices?
Trump actually meant to not sell OIL in his tweet.
>>61943433>>82 >OIL 84 MEANWHILE
>Qatar’s energy minister has warned that war in the Middle East could “bring down the economies of the world”, predicting that all Gulf energy exporters would shut down production within weeks and drive oil to $150 a barrel.>Saad al-Kaabi told the FT that even if the war ended immediately it would take Qatar “weeks to months” to return to a normal cycle of deliveries following an Iranian drone strike at its largest liquefied natural gas plant.
>crypto down>stocks down>pmg down>bonds down>commodities not a long term hold>cash? kekwatamigonnadoo?
>>61943468>Give us everything or we'll crash the global economyWorst case scenario we're just back to the 1970s.
OIL CHADS. $200 per barrel by EOY
NIGGER FRIDAY
>>61943014So someone has made an inverse etf where you can short gold as gold rises, do you buy these shares to short or can buy sell options? Seems like money out of nowhere
>>61943468But Saudi has ports on the Red Sea
HOLY SHIT WE´RE FUCKING RUGGING
>oilholy fucking shitaaaand once again I didn't have time to buy ToT
Be honest, would you get a debit card that automatically buys shares of the product you're buying? Sounds retarted at first, but honestly, this sounds like a pretty neet idea to get the wsb millenials and zoomer crowds.I admit, whenever I buy stocks a consumer stable like KO or something, I'm inclined to buy their products more quickly than I usually would.
>>61943471It's not them that attacked.
>>61943162I would not be looking at Brent.Brent has already started to decouple from, basically the entire eastern hemisphere.Jeets are currently giving out complementary blow jobs to try and get crude that’s _only_ $5 above Brent spot price.Trump will move heaven and earth to keep Brent low for election reasons, maybe even an oil export cap.The rest of the world might be paying a bit more.
the future(s) looks grim
>>61943424You mistake shilling for retardation.
How do I become the next Nathan Rosthchild?
>>61943486Sure, if it compared well to other cashback card offers
>>61943416Even if I had even just one bullet, will you be ok if I manage to hit you in the head?
>>61942957I am going for 0 day puts on ABBV this morning. Look for 5% swing baby
The strait is open. It's just not being used. Nobody is blocking it. (watch out, I'm just acting like a politician/lawyer/you name it, but it's also true, technically.)
>>61943517Thank you for being straight with us and not calling it straight
>>61943517Unusable is the same result as inacessable, oil spikes, inflation spikes, stocks tank.Sell and come back within 6 weeks, be grateful we are having Liberation Day 2 Iranian Boogaloo for cheapies.My slurping list for santa:GOOGL - $225AMZN - $150NVDA - $130IREN - $20 NBIS - $50META - $450
Is Trump scheduled for any press conferences over the weekend? I don't know if I should buy now or on Monday.
The strait is as open as a gaped loli anus on Epstein's island, especially Iori's
>>61943527you don't need to be in a hurry, this is just the beginning
>>61943416So why aren't any ships sailing past the strait then?
any 30% gainer tips for pre market today or do i stay choosing a random stock some baste black guy on utube shows me when he goes live hour after market bc im not paying for his wigger course
>>61943433Next time don't get your inographics from the kikes that made a whole religion based on lying to goyim.
>>61943538what does it smell like when you gape a hot woman?(female) natural gas?
>>61943546Try another Gorilla as your financial advisorTry Gorilla Technology Group (GRRR)You will not regret it, no sir, no possible way you could regret buying a company called Gorilla Tech :)
>>61943558they are also using a lot of drones very successfully, even then as long as they can blow up a ship a day no one will have the balls to get through, the navy should have started escorting ships days ago, this is a tremendous disaster
Does a drone chart exist, by the way? It's actually the most important one, as it's lawnmowers drones that actually are able to hit shit, somehow.
>>61943570I hope you are trading shipping futures like the jews in thew Epstein files.
>>61943573if the brain damaged fat orange blob had been a bit more humble they could have prepared a few launchers of cheap interceptor drones with ukrainian help btw, they're wasting a decade's worth of AA they needed to deter china in the future
>US investigation points to likely US responsibility in Iran school strikeWhat are the financial implications of Trump bombing schools?
>>61943566this chart looks horrible, not going up 30% for sure
>>61943566The chart & Fundamentals for GRRR look like shit sir. Why would you continue to shill this dumpsterfire?
>>61943574I wanted to buy cheapies but the cash I was supposed to use is all in bonds that mature in early may, if they had started this shithow next month the arteries in my dick would be bursting
>>61943584It's a baggie that has been coping for a while hoping his bags will get lighter with time (they wont).
>>61943582negligible from a moral and financial point of view, all those guilty motherfucking little shits had it coming
>Dealing with Cuba is just "a question of time" after iran is done with>By ending life on Earth, I ended all wars. I am the best; the greatest. People walk up to me in the street and thank me for making them glow with pride. No, wait, that's radiation? Such a shame
>>61943608END ALL LIFE ON EARTH.
>>61943592It's kind of a sad story, doesn't justify dragging other anons down though. Just bad sportsmanship
WHO CARES ABOUT LIFE ON EARTH WHEN ALIENS ARE ABOUT TO FINALLY GET CONFIRMED
>>61943613Aliens usually get genocided by judeochristian science fiction writers in most settings.
>suggested to Claude that oil might be underpriced because institutional traders could be suffering from a cognitive bias due to an overly favorable view of Israel>account deleted
>>61943613who cares about aliens when you could care about nestling your face in betwixt the butt cheeks of extremely attractive women
TSLA has been crabbing for a month straight...
It is funny that 99% of ”people” in this thread would be better off just joining the militaryIf you are in the US just max out the disability claimIf you are in the UK serve 20 years and you get 34% of your pension payment each yearBonus you can investmentmaxx since you will barely have any monthly expenses and at least in the UK you get adventure training i.e. have fun with the lads each year
>>61943583>>61943584>>61943592It is at the crescendo of its descending wedge, we will moon soon sirs! You'll see, you'll all see!
>>61943635>go die for greater israel in WW3That's a hard pass from me, zogslave.
I have the Gorilla and the female natural gas fetishist filtered.
>>61943647Just join the Royal Navy, like all but one ships are permanently broken so you will never get deployed
>>61943653Not until people in western countries aren't subservient to the interests of jewish oligarchs. Go betray your own people somewhere else, recruiter scum.
How bad is it? I'm not afraid of checking my portbolio but I want that someone of you does my work for me
>>61943635Trannies are banned from the military
>>61943674
>>61943630Tesla is the safe haven in a downturn. 3x by 2028
>>61943561I just want you to know, (female) natgas anon, that I’ve shown your posts to my girlfriend multiple times, and now I actually started this new thing where I bury my face in her ass while she’s hanging out in her underwear, it’s great fun. unfortunately just had Rona so I can’t smell fucking anything still. will report back when I can.
haha so how many new oil millionaires do we have now? i of course dodged this opportunity to make it as well
OIL>>84>85 NOW
>>61943694
>>61943690>so I can’t smell fucking anythingthen what's the point? :wonderingsmileyface:
>all my gold mining stocks tumble, mostly explorers that are waiting on drilling results for SP performance>the one i did sell off today because its a small developing producer and more gold price reliant, went up insteadhahahahaha, of course it did. Up is down, down is up. Good is bad, bad is good. Retard market does retard shit as usual.
war is going well 2 (8 now) more weeks and we're done
>>61943701>he selled? Houston, missionis a go.
>>61943701I sold all my gold last Friday.
>>61943698Kek remember those “i did that” stickers magabots put on the pumps during election year?
>tfw being leveraged way more than I should be
>>61943709And Sleepy Joe didn´t even do it kek. Someone already cashed in on this:https://www.amazon.com/100pcs-Trump-Stickers-Donald-Merchandise/dp/B0DVSW4WD8?th=1
>>61943162TDS the post
Do you think it's true that Trump measured the tightness of little girls vaginas with his finger and how can I invest accordingly?
Shorted Gasoline at the top. Took my well-deserved 3,53€ and I'm out. That's too risky. And it's higher now, so I was right.Didn't even pay taxes on it because up to 1000€ are free. That's how it's done.
damn, should have added a "Take note" to make it look even more botted/jeeted.
>>61943713Oil is now literally as expensive as it was during the 2025 election season.I need this sticker but with Netanyahu and Epstein as well.I might tag pumps myself if i can get the stickers.
how are iranians financing the current war and how are they gonna finance rebuilding their country. the whole world seems to be against them (for a good reason) and they are sanctioned to death. do they unironically believe allah will magically help them or whats the deal? what are their long term plans.
>>61943699I can’t smell natgas either, yet I’m still invested in it. and a shitload of GEV
>>61943707>>61943704Its especially annoying cause the explorers I picked were specifically those with results due late Feb. Of course all the shit gets delayed, and now if gold keeps shidding, no fucking results are going to matter and ill break even at best. Just a classic Murphy's law that everything looks good up until you join the party.Fucking Bitcoin would have gone to 0 if I bought in 2010. Thats just how the universe works.
>>61943728They have 72 underage virgins waiting for them anon I don't think they really care about any of that
>>61943728>A country that is potentially at war at all times at any moment, constantly targeted and threatened by the world strongest nation and it's giant henchman won't have any kinds of reserves, no preparation, no nothing
>>61943728they won't, look at iraq post gulf war, still won't change the regime or stop them from making drones
>>61943728They can't afford it, that is the funny thing
>>61943728>how are iranians financing the current warCountries buying their oil.>do they unironically believe allah will magically help them or whats the dealThey are religiously convinced of their beliefs and are impossible to reason with. Speak to any migger or israeli and you will see what I mean.
THERE IS A NIGGER IN THE MARKET
>"Guys the middle eastern country isn't going down as fast as we thought! Don't worry I'm sure this won't be a quagmire"someone kill me
AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>61943729based
if you are not going long on OIL with a x5 leverage you clearly wgmi and hate money
Nigger start, green after noonScreencap this
Historians will record this as the biggest bear trap ever
>>61943698>>85>86
DAMMIT I KNEW I SHOULD'VE SHORTED THE EURO OVERNIGHT AGAIN THIS IS THE SECOND TIME THIS WEEK I MISSED IT>>61943749donald rumsfeld: "it might take 6 days, maybe 6 weeks... i don't see it going as long as 6 months"
>>61943769OIL is heading to $200 per barrelit's fucking over inflation is backENERGY CHADS WILL INHERIT THE EARTH
>>61943758I agree but the pump will only serve as a bull trap as things don't get better over the weekend and the real dump starts Monday.
>>61943769lol the war is far from over
>>61943788Looks memecoin as hell, you believe that is sustainable?>>61943791No I disagree, Monday will be green. I don't know how much, I would be surprised by a gigapump but anything below that is about equally likely. The reason for that is because over the weekend more and more news will come out just how degraded Iran's launching capability is.
>>61943795Special military operation*
>>61942968How can you be 35 and never see a snatch lmao
>>61943796yes
>>61943808The chart drives home just how loonie fearmongering about 200 per barrel or environs is
>>61943791The opposite im fraid, panicans will sell into the weekend to avoid any after hours orange surprises then rebuy on monday
Dumping all AI stuff to buy energy assets this friday. Sorry, not sorry
>>61943795It's actually really funny watching them go >"Huh, how does Iran still have so many missiles hidden in the mountains, we didn't expect this to drag on for so long"
>>61943800*warhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2026_Iran_war
>>61943825leftist propagandasee: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russo-Ukrainian_warThis is also a special operation and not a war
Nigger friday
Its been so long since we had a circuit breaker, I wonder if they even still work they must be rusty.We didn't know how good we had it last April. When the VIX is above 30 it is impossible not to make money sloorping.
>>61943821kek they obviously knew, they just had to slowly roll it over for the goyim
>>61943827What's so special about it?
>>61943834I wouldn't be surprised for a second if our neo con Israel controlled commanders went "this time it's different" and Trump believed them
>>61943834Let the goy handle the real world
>>61943827>4 years>400k to 1.5M casualties on both sides>it's not a war broyou're a fucking retard
>>61943451Keeeeeek
>>61943728>(((for a good reason)))
>>61943845War is a legal declaration
>another day of two incels arguing about what is and what isn't a warImagine doing this with your life when you could be working towards nestling your face into the ass crack of a supremely beautiful woman
>>61943847Iran is actively destroying the global economy by closing down a major energy artery
>>61943795>muh bear trap>muh they're out of missileskek baggies
>>61943854That's where poop comes from tho
>>61943854buy (female) natural gas
>>61943857>they're out of missiles
is aluminum the next big thing?>Aluminum futures in the UK surged to $3,350 per tonne in March, the highest in nearly four years, as the outbreak of war in the Middle East magnified an already tight supply backdrop.>Iran struck targets in all GCC countries, driving major producers to stop aluminum refining activity and risking the suspension of operations in the region that produces 10% of global supply.>Qatar halted its aluminum operation with Norsk Hydro in the country and Bahrain's Alba declared force majeure.
guys i just got back from the strait and it's not open. what gives? trump said so.
realistically how far ahead would the market be if the ukrain/iran war would stop this very second. shit and piss at 6900, just guesstimating. is this stuff even dragging us down or does it just fuel other parts of the economy like the military industrial complex.
>>61943868the strait of whores loose?
I have a feeling
>>61943870Oil rising drags everything down and it's not compensated by higher energy stock pricesalso rates are going to go back up so leverage fags get the rope
>>61943867Hmm… how to capitalize on this..
>>61943868Straight up facts
>>61943870Not much. Nobody is on the sidelines waiting for that war to end. It's all prices in. If it ended tommorrow you would get a small rally
Gas 3.50 by the house. Diesel up over 5$ again. Kek
These kind of days are my favourites :DI want to see wojaks pinker than amazon river dolphin pussy.I want blood, more blood for the blood god.
Ewy chads I don’t feel too good. Buddy don’t look at bitcoin computer inc.
>>61943879Ticker AA Alcoa
>>61943883prices in my local gas station (per liter)it's overthanks americans
>>61943889post the young lad
can't believe my shit is going down
News status?
>>61943903Pool's still closed
>>61943902My shit is getting pushed in
Call it:>horrific job numbers while the war is making headlines>fantastic job numbers to keep things afloat
>>61943912horrific numbers please
>>61943912Anyone who believes the job numbers after last year overestimating by a million is a fucking tard
>>61943917I don't trust anything that the Trump admin says
>>61943912Awful numbers but we pump because it means a rate cut, then dump when the market remembers the war and there in fact will not be a rate cut.A REMINDERDO NOT GET BULL TRAPPED TODAYPLEASE BE CAREFUL OUT THERE SMIGGERSYOU GUYS ARE ALL THAT I HAVE LEFT <3
>>61943912Horrific job numbers'd be bullish because it means rate cuts likely
>>61943926not with the massive explosive growth in inflation that's about to happen
>>61943919>"How do we get job numbers? Do we use payroll taxes? Or income tax data?"Nope. We fucking randomly poll people and hope they answer the phone and then extrapolate it from thousands to hundreds of millions
OOOOOOHHHHHWWWWWEEEEEEEVIX IS QUICKLY APPROACHING 25ALL HELL BREAKS LOOSE AT 30 SCREAM IF YOU WANT TO GO FASTERWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>61943931Extreme inflation fear is already priced in RIGHT NOW (and yesterday)
>"US officials (e.g., Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth) indicate attacks on Iran are set to "surge dramatically."
>>61943912Mediocre numbers that continue the charade of nothingness but also dying for Israel
>>61943935LEEEETS GOOOOOOO
>>61943924>>61943926Some last minute headlines from Waller:>Fed's Waller: I'm almost certain January payrolls will get revised down>Fed's Waller: Solid jobs number would say the Fed can sit and wait>Fed's Waller: The question is why the Fed would sit on its hands if jobs are not good
>Qatar's Energy Minister Saad al-Kaabi has warned that oil prices could surge to $150 per barrel within two to three weeks if the ongoing Middle East conflict (involving US, Israel, and Iran) persists and prevents tankers from safely passing through the Strait of Hormuz.Easiest shorts of your fucking life coming
at least the eur/usd is FINALLY going down. not really losing much atm despite the spy going down.
>>61943937How can that be?bizraelis told me the war was over
>>61943944short term usd rally before the inevitable collapseEurope is winning the soft power race across the globe
are we doing a mega-dump before the weekend on this 5th day of the SMO guys?
>bobos celebrating>looking at the >futures>not even down 1%
>>61943943The first tankers will have set sail again by this time next week, mark my words
In europe nobody is aware of what's going on.Politicians are actually saying the middle east is safer than it used to be a few years ago, as if they haven't read a single headline.If the average investor is also like this, then it makes sense so few people are selling.
>>61943944>>61943950What does this mean for gold?Are these assholes going to keep selling off shinies to pay for Oil?
MURBAN CRUDE @ 100$
>>61943951Yes
>>61943955Nobody knows anything is happening. They actually believe trump when he says it's over because they killed that ayatollah.
>>61943964what's happening is that Israel wants their regime change and they won't stop until they get it
>mfw seeing oil price spike
>>61943862based>>61943860based
i'm buying a 1DTE SPY put todaythank you for your attention to this matter
>>61943969idk whyTrump lies all the fucking time
>>61943964People have internalized that nothing ever happens and that Trump is just a bullshitter that doesn´t follow through.
>>61943976
>>61943749>day 7 of the 2 day special operation "die for israel"
>>61943978the difference is that Trump isn't in charge of the escalation ladder this time, Iran and Israel areThis is fundamentally different from the tariff crisis
>>61943896As long as it’s nothing uncouth , he is only 17 anon.
>>61943966Brent and WTI almost at parity, outside of the huge gains for all of them that's the most interesting thing going on.
>>61943982Operation real world
>>61943987Epstein would kidnap him if he was still with us
>Interactive Brokers sends a liquidation warning whenever you pass the threshold of 10% within margin limits>doesn't matter into what direction: if you get a notification it could mean either you passed from 20% buffer to 5% buffer or from a razor thin 5% buffer back up to 20% buffer>just WON'T check which one of the two it was
Is it too late to become iranian to get any spoils of war in california if the U.S. loses this war? Asking for a very poor fren.
>>61944001YesIran doesn't hand citizenship like candy like westerners do
>>61944003>>61944001>become Iranian>get interned at every airportt-thanks
>>61944005only in countries that sanction Iran
>ukraine is sending troops to the middle eastThe line between NOT WW3 and CLEARLY WW3 is getting kinda blurry
>>61943998IBKR is complete dogshitit's unusable for me, had tons of trouble even registeringtakes days to get my money inand now it's much of a hassle to get my money out and take it elsewhereit's coded by monkeys
>>61944010wait why if Iran is out of missiles and drones like they claimed
>>61944005we won't need to fly anywhere the U.S. is so big that there will be enough land for every iranian male
>>61944010Ukraine is just trying to appease the US so they start strongly backing them againAlso Russia has started providing Iran with intel on US targets
>>61944014Trump is a liaralways has been
>>61944013Yes, the web portal is absolute dogshit. The option payoff graphic doesn't render a solid half of the time. At least the web portal looks pretty (unlike with other brokers).Their two desktop apps are hot garbage. The older one is from the early 00s and you feel it, the newer one is a toy.The mobile app is decent.
Does anyone know how to heat greater than 5 years of chart data in the female broker app? Also is the app any better on iPad ?
>>61944024buy her natural gas
>President Trump and Secretary Hegseth will meet with the CEOs of defense companies today at the White House. Although expediting weapons production is a major issue amid the war in Iran, @PressSec points out this meeting has been on the books for weekshttps://youtu.be/n5CNed8G5d0?si=g35d5_m-4Oh0-3hC&t=4>go back to Raytheon
12 MINS TIL FAKE JOB REPORTSSHOW ME YOUR WAR FACE
>Trump and Hegseth to meet CEOs of defense companies today - CBS
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>>61943989All part of the plvn to competitize americano oil
>>61944049>>61944049>>61944049
>>61943867I'm not sure, maybe if you gambling with options, but if this causes a recession prices goes down the toilet. You can look at copper. It might spike during the war though, but I don't dare to buy.
>>61944036And my stuff won't pump!
