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BRAPGAS edition

>Latest developments on the illegal and unconstitutional US strikes against Iran
https://iran.liveuamap.com/

>Some helpful links to numb the pain
https://findahelpline.com/
https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/
https://www.whitehouse.gov/refunds
https://jlingz.com/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners: so you feel like in the movies
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform you
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

previous smigger thread
>>61942957
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Marker summary

>The sell-off in global bonds widened after another increase in oil prices fueled fears that the Middle East conflict is stoking inflation. Stocks fell before Friday's employment report.
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Morning and Happy Fryday frens
>Interest still up
>Stock market down
>No stimmy for you
>Gotta bomb the browns
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VIX IS DROPPING

JOBS REPORTS LEAKED

THEY ARE GOOD
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So at what point do Israeli and Iranian refugees start flooding into Europe and how do I profit from this?
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>>61944049
IMAGINE THE SMELL??
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>>61944074
Oh no ;)
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>-92 thousand
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lol
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>>61944058
Ok, but what to buy? Things are still outrageously over bought.
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>>61944074
I dont think israeli refugees want to come to europe (germany). Germany, sweden, netherlands are pretty much islamic countries. Iranians(the uneducated radicalized) on the other hand would fit right in. At this point I am not even sarcastic. I live in germany so I am well aware about the reality of the current situation.
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HOLY FUCKING SHIT 90,000 JOBS LOST

SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL
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>>61944073
Price action today
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>Total nonfarm payroll employment edged down by 92,000 in February, following an increase in
January (+126,000). Employment in health care decreased in February, reflecting strike
activity. Employment in information and federal government continued to trend down. Payroll
employment changed little on net in 2025. (See table B-1.)

Health care employment declined by 28,000 in February, following a large increase in January
(+77,000). Offices of physicians lost 37,000 jobs in February, primarily due to strike
activity. Hospitals added 12,000 jobs. Over the prior 12 months, health care had added an
average of 36,000 jobs per month.

Employment in information continued to trend down in February (-11,000). The industry had lost
an average of 5,000 jobs per month over the prior 12 months.

In February, federal government employment continued to decline (-10,000). Since reaching a
peak in October 2024, federal government employment is down by 330,000, or 11.0 percent.

Employment in social assistance continued its upward trend in February (+9,000), driven by
individual and family services (+12,000).

Transportation and warehousing employment changed little in February (-11,000). A job loss in
couriers and messengers (-17,000) was partially offset by a gain in air transportation
(+5,000). Employment in transportation and warehousing has declined by 157,000, or 2.4
percent, since reaching a peak in February 2025.

>The change in total nonfarm payroll employment for December was revised down by 65,000, from
+48,000 to -17,000, and the change for January was revised down by 4,000, from +130,000 to
+126,000. With these revisions, employment in December and January combined is 69,000 lower
than previously reported.

IT WAS SO OBVIOUS
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What are we expecting for today?
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Sell
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>>61944088
>>61944094

Rate cut chance increased therefore bullish
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>lost 92,000
>inflation is still hot
>inflation is going to get way more hot because of oil getting expensive
We actually got stagflation. Congratulation Trumpo
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>Yields pump because they expect a cut despite those rising oil prices, LMAO
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>>61944098
>that Baal stare
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>>61944101
Not with staglfation it isn't
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>>61944101
this
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>>61944069
Everybody's going to the party, have a real good time
Dancing in the desert, blowing up the sunshine

Kneeling roses disappearing into Moses' dry mouth
Breaking into Fort Knox, stealing our intentions
Hangars sitting dripped in oil, crying, "Freedom"
Handed to obsoletion, still, you feed us lies from the table cloth
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>>61944103
Bro -100k is the sweet spot, just enough for the FED to act but not enough to cause recession fears.
This is the most bullish outcome.
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>>61944104
I mean dump
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>>61944049
SHALOM!
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>>61944106
retard
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Female natural gas. I can’t find it in bloomberg
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>>61944106
there is no inflation anymore
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>>61944116
>Says the tripfaggot

We doomp today swiftard
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>>61944098
Those who bless Israel will be green, and those who curse Israel will be red.
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>>61944120
great I said that yesterday but I was wrong btw.
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lockheed actually positive in PM today. wonder if its gonna be another 5 minute spike followed by a slow 4 hour V movement.
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>>61944119
Retardface check oil price, we are about to have inflation out the fucking ass.
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>>61944093
Sweden is ranked as one of the worst countries in west to live in as jew. They litterally get attacked on the streets by muslims but they're white so they don't get help from the police.

I think if anything isrealis will go to USA.
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>>61944112
The issue is we have to accept inflation. The fed lowering rates is them embracing inflation for the market's sake
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>>61944098
ULTRA MEGA POOMP
HEEHEE
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>>61944123
You weren't wrong, you were early.
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TESLA is the answer. TESLA is light. TESLA is holding up when everything is dumping!
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green day

or red day
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>>61944138
BLOOD RED DAY
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>>61944136
it depends, if we dump on open I was very right and this is just gonna be a bobo day but if we pump then bears are kill
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Got to sell off today, you don't want to sit fully invested during weekends when they do all the outrageous shit.
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It's fucking over ain't it. Lum is now getting brutalized somewhere..
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>French carrier Charles de Gaulle has officially passed the strait of Gibraltar
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>>61944145
Which side of the bet are you taking?

Or are you just stroking cocks on the sideline Griftie?
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>>61944154
if you would read the thread you'd know but I'm not getting my hands dirty with bobo stuff
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>fed can't cut because of the 1973 oil crisis 2 boogaloo
KEK
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women owe me sex, and i aim to collect
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Damn another overnight futures twist. Looks bad. Good luck everyone.
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I want to buy SPY 0DTE calls at open and sell 20 minutes later, but it seems almost too obvious.
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>VIX OVER 25
>VIX OVER 25
>VIX OVER 25

ITS FUCKING HAPPENING BOYS

SELL LIKE ITS WORLD WAR THREE

BECAUSE IT IS
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so glad I went 25% cash last week. gonna buy the dipperino in a few weeks once we reach max panic
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>>61944162
bvllish
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Rate cut expectations for FY26 significantly decreased from >65% anticipating 2 or more cuts to >50% anticipating 1 (one) or no rate cuts
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just buy lean hogs
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>>61944101
Lmao that really a reach bro
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>>61944182
those aren't kosher tho
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I reckon this here is a great opportunity to purchase stocks because once Trump gets his pick for new Supreme Leader through the tribal arbitration process we will have changed the geopolitical landscape and America will truly be in a #GoldenAge #GoldenShowers #Boss
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>>61944182
Already married one
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*presses his moist, hot snout right up to your ear*
ˢᵗᵃᵍᶠˡᵃᵗᶦᵒn
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>>61944175
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWnOdOWLLnU
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I own 500 shares of worst Korea at 145 average .
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>>61944177
Fed saving there last bullet for the last minute..just like Powell said
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>>61944191
sometimes I think the amount of time you people write stagflation ITT is some kind of a lame joke
at least that is what I want to believe in my blind optimism
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>>61944193
jobs are fucked

Agenda 2030 is real

they're moving us to conditional UBI
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PPL SAY OIL GREEN?
WHY CALLS DED?!?!
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>wake up
>everything is down AGAIN
what is it this time???
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NATGAS REGULATORS
MOUNT UP
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>>61944203
It's Nigger friday
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AUSSIES YOU'RE NEXT
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>>61944203
Agenda 2030

>you will own nothing and be happy
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You guys don't get it. The time to sell was midweek. Iranians know they can keep Hormuz effectively closed by fear alone. US does not have a counter for it. Oil will keep going, inflation will eat into stocks. It's a long way to the bottom.
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say it with me
"I'm sorry kamala for not voting for you"
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>>61944205
*FRY DAY
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>>61944191
What the fuck do I even buy during stagflation ?
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>>61944212
weapons
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>>61944212
claymores
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>>61944143
yeah
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Holy shit why didn't I buy oil. Obviously the zog wars will continue.
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>>61944212
CANNED
TUNA
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I still haven’t heard from the bible study girl. Why is locking down a girl so hard?

I hope my EWY calls do a lil summin today
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>>61944189
>new Supreme Leader
already know who that's gonna be
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>pre-market tanking
wtf did you yuropoors do?
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Good morning community!
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>>61944206
abowaffen ready to go
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>>61944210
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>>61944199
not many other ways this can end besides stagflation or full on depression.
>>61944203
Trump'd.
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>>61944210
You're an absolute clown if you don't think dems would also be bending over for Israel. AIPAC gives more to democrats and always has
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>>61944222
SHALOM MY GOY
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>>61944219
i was recently hooking up with this chick that was into me because i told her that she was dangerous and i didnt want anything serious with her. then i told her she was growing on me and i got ghosted. women are funny.
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>>61944205
>>61944208
is the kpop ETF still fine? it's my one holding that is less down today
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I don't think today's session will be fun
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>>61944219
u should of let your wife's boyfrend give you biblestudy babe's number instead of giving her your number. women don't make the first moce silly
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>>61944209
True. They don't need to physically close it. Or even announce closing it. Just bomb Dubai or other states and that's enough for tankers to not move.
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>Trump just openly saying we are going to Cuba after Iran
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you did follow the advice in here, didn't you /smg/?
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>futures
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>>61944212
Stags
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>>61944239
>after Iran

cuba is safe for a few more terms at least then
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>>61944129
Jews White?
Lol
Jews hate White european
Fuckjews!
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>>61944249
DOW status?
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>>61944234
it's just the same old "dump in the morning rally back to flat in the afternoon" pattern we've been having every day for the past 2 weeks
slurp the dip, load the truck
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why the fuck did i invest heavily in YINN thinking it would bounce? this shit just shreds money. fuck china. down days are like -8%. any up day is not even a percent.
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Our Leader is ironically unironically MIGA posting boss.
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>>61944239
Why? Do the Cubans have Oil, or the Epstein files?
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>>61944209
Priced in
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>>61944252
over 47,000
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>>61944249
I must say it's actually impressive she's 60. I didn't know that. I thought she was in her 40s or so, unironically.

Still not really a beaty or my thing with that nose. But good condition.
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>>61944256
This is Rubio's pet project. When you have our Leader's ear, you can get whatever you want boss.
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I have a friend that keeps spouting garbage finance takes on Facebook. I can't reasonably respond to him in public but I would fucking demolish his trash takes if I could.
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>>61944227
Oh lemme check how many times Biden bombed Iran for Israel . lol you migatards deserve to be drafted and die for Israel .
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>>61944195
I feel better about my positions now
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>DFEN
wtf was I thinking
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>>61944210
Lmao

Meanwhile in reality

>Her admin Delivers bombs round the clock for free to level gaza. A small enclave with air defenses and nowhere to hide
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>>61944261
>she's 60
nigga what? had to look it up and she is actually 60. I assumed she is like 40 or something. she aged really gracefully for a woman in such a stressful position.
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>>61944253
it didn't rally back to flat though it closed down
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>>61944232
Now you know why every civilization that advanced beyond the level of chucking spears placed strict behavior controls on the foid.

>>61944236
Are you making a cuck joke or did you type that by mistake. It was my best friend’s wife, and she offered to give my number, not give me her number. So I just agreed. But yeah I get your point
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>>61944269
>"Both sides are retarded and controlled by Israel"
>"YOU'RE JUST MIGA! MY SIDE ISN'T!"
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>>61944239
>>61944246
Cuba's government will fall naturally because they relied on Iran and Venezuela and Russia for oil and natural gas and are basically running out now, except for mexico being jew faggots (jewish president) and sending them emergency oil. Cuba is fucked because even as oil prices go up here (we have oil domestically and from leaftown) they have no production and will literalyl run out and it'll collapse their retard economy.

The whole point of the VZ-CU alliance was getitng that sweet VZ oil to Cuba.
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>>61944269
Of course he didn't bomb them. Obama and Biden were involved in the Iranian cash for kids scheme boss.
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>>61944249
50k? what do you mean 45k? Can't believe you guys are worried about 40k, it's not even something on our radar.

The DOW at 35k means you can get your 50 year mortgage at 6%, you were worried about housing costs and we've fixed it
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OIL? OIL.
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At what point do we officially enter correction territory?
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>>61944210
She is literally an illegal anchor baby who seethes about deportaitons because "whites are trying to change the demography by not letting us take over!", she's the Maximinus Thraxx of the US empire, a disgusting scammy jeet lying her way to the white house in a country she has no heritage in.

Anyone who supports her unironically needs a bullet to the brain as quickly as possible.
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>>61944269
Biden was cool with dropping 2000lb bombs on refugee tents for years. If Israel had told them to bomb Iran he would of

AIPAC controls all aspects of foreign policy and probably more
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>>61944292
>correction?
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>More massive revisions:
>December revised down by 65,000, from +48,000 to -17,000
>January revised down by 4,000, from +130,000 to +126,000.

https://x.com/zerohedge/status/2029915432514183364
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>futures
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How do I determine the sex of the nat gas I bought?
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MURBAN CRUDE SURPASSES 100$
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thoughts on JETD?
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wow terrible jobs print, but at least we’re back in the middle east!
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>>61944292
Correction? We're looking at a great depression style crash. They're crashing this ship with no survivors, apparently, I've got sell orders lined up I'm out of the market.
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>>61944277
Same
WTF
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>>61944302
Give it a good whiff
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>>61944256
No Rothschild central bank in Cuba (this is very anti-Semitic)
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>>61944281
I tried to lighten the mood by using a classic template, sorry if that didn't work out & best of luck
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>some people just got land with black goo in it and this means they get to be rich
>they dont even have to work for it like the oil man, they just get to sell the rights

never work hard
always be lucky
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>>61944299
Also remember, this is the first revision. The revision for december is for two months in the past. So there's the chance those -4000 for January are actually -140000
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At least Euro markets are down more than SPY. As long as Euros suffer I think the war should continue.
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>war will go on until irans unconditional surrender via trump
enjoy getting drafted burgers lel
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>>61944319
and sometimes those people get bombed the fuck out
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>>61944319
>life is unfair
yeah so what else is new?
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>>61944261
Women are either a one or zero. Either you would have sex with her given the opportunity or not. I for one would love to rail her while she screams the Dow is at 50000. Solid one.
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>>61944277
>not DCAing from a small starting position
burgerkingnigger.png
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Why are defense stocks crashing exactly.
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>>61944319
Georgists were right all along.
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the 400th time you seen this pattern in the last 20 weeks
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The CIA is gonna have to do something about this I fear
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Absolute fucking bloodbath.
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>>61944344
When all three indexes are down 1.5 poo scent in the premarkets there's no need for specifics.
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>>61944339
if I buy more the war ends tomorrow and we all know that
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>>61944306
We didn't get deportations, free speech or tax cuts or anything like that ..but by God we got our based Iran war. Should of listened about trump. What a piece of garbage
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>futanaris
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>>61944315
Ok I get you now, I can be a little autistic sometimes. I’ll see what happens next time I see my best friend and his wife. Either way God has a plan for everyone
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>>61944351
SHAMONE
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LONG FRONTIER.
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>>61944344
Because f-15s are crashing
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>>61944355
You could make a meme of that and poast it to your PINS.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCiifu6dV2s&list=RDdCiifu6dV2s&start_radio=1
AMERICA MIGA
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I will be looking for at the technicals for a bottom today. I feel like we are in a bounce zone and it could start today
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>>61944333
Life is unfair and those who are unlucky should just give up and refuse to do anything.
The lucky ones only get to reap the rewards because the rest of us keep up with the charade and go along with the bad hand we're dealt.
Only now can they dream up of robots and AI to replace us entirely but even that is years away.
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The markets not even open yet, lads, and I already want to start AAAAHHHHH posting. It's truly over I'm selling everything. Fuck miggers.
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>>61944364
first you shill me a falling knife then you want me to sell my most valuable position
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>>61944359
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>>61944369
>t.secretary of state employee.

>>61944346
Yeah, but we didn't get a bounce immediately after two days of catastrophic crashing.
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>>61944377
based and heehee pilled
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>>61944373
>my most valuable position
This is like a spiritual screencap.
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>WTI moving faster almost twice as fast as Brent
holy balls
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The day ends in Y

So I lose money
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>>61944363
>crashing
>friendly fire
History lesson zoomers. During Vietnam the US Air Force was so fucking rattled having their fighter jets shot down by MiGs they lied and said it was SAM.

My point is that there is at least a decent chance the US is lying about this.
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these overnights are absolutely untradeable.
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>>61944385
MSTR is the biggest one but in like 2 more decades we will find out that bitcoin is actually worthless
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>>61944392
I think they are lying about the deaths too. It was 6 on day 2, were at day 6 now, and it's still 6.
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Should have gone full port natgas
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Stocks are at 1929 levels of overvaluation. This collapse is going to take years
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I dont think Im gonna look at my female broker today. Im gonna go out and have a nice walk in the sun and then enjoy a beer when I get back. Pretend none of this maters.
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Gonna buy F at open. That’s where the “smart” money is. Been putting my money into F for decades. Also buy IBM, GE, T, KO, PG, XOM, and JNJ and hold forever.
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I'm selling and buying as much physical metal and tinned beans as I can
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>>61944403
source: just trust me bro I know how to value stocks like everyone else ITT
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>>61944398
Goy deaths count less.
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BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

CAM ON AND MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINS
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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ITS HAPPENING!!
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What happens to my stonks and money if they blow up the data centers?

Where does IBKR actually keep my money? On a USB drive in some ones sock drawer?
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I don't see any tankers moving lol.
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>AI capex is the only thing keeping the economy alive
>Incredibly energy dependant, specially gas
>lets start a war that fucks the energy market because bibi needs to cover the oct 7 fuckup before the next election.
Art of the deal 7d chess we need another luigi
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>>61944403
>years
*decades
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oh god
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>>61944408
okok, US and Korean stocks. The rest are about appropriately valued, maybe slightly expensive
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Time to see how this gay ass market will crash today, I guess
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>down 42%
should I just stop looking looking until april?
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This oil bullshit is completely ruining my gold miner plays.
Its everything else thats supposed to crash, not the gold miners ffs.
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Fuck
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Uh oh stinky
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>>61944410
Based
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>>61944416
Aren't the only growing sectors healthcare and government? I feel like we're going to hit critical mass soon where all the jobs are outsourced or given to ai or h1b1's and then CEOs are gonna sit there shocked that the dead consumer doesn't buy anything
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MY MONEY IS EVAPORATING. FUCK YOU MANGO MUSSOLINI
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>>61944410
>gains
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Will rate cuts even save the job market? The big companies are raking in cash, they're cutting jobs because of AI and h1bs being cheaper, rate cuts aren't gonna fix that.
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>>61944410
LETS FUCKING GOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>61944372
>Big dip
>Upset
Chill dude. I'm 70% cash and wish I had more. Might even transfer my "X months of savings" checking account into the brokerage for more buying power. Dips are great. Like was it fun buying TQQQ and sitting on it? Yeah. But a sustained downturn is how you actually get wealth. I love dips.
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>>61944433
High oil is going to introduce a lot of inflation. No rate cuts
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>>61944433
>Rate cuts with higher inflation

Kek we're about to get rate hikes
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>>61944381
Well study the charts. Time the dead cat.
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>>61944210
>say it with me
>"I'm sorry kamala for not voting for you"

So, Iran is a country in middle east. It exists next to another country called Isreal. Isteal is a bigger country. Isreal is a powerful country. Isreal decided to invade a smaller country called Iran. So, basically, that's wrong, and it goes against everything that we stand for.
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>minors getting heemed again
it's like epstein never left
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>>61944410
Based
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>>61944436
Remember, stay away from exit holes when there's high ΔP.
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>>61944435
cute
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>>61944436
Once its got ya, its got ya.
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>>61944441
Actually chud we're engaged in a special combat operation in Iran because Trump is playing 4d chess with China. It's an anti-Semitic conspiracy theory that Israel dragged us into this.
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>>61944210
Didn't Kamala want to implement unrealized gains taxes?
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I have discovered futures. I can no longer go back.
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You didn't buy META immediately after earnings, right, anon?
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LONG GOLAR
LONG FRONTLINE
LONG HALLIBURTON
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>>61944284
>>61944286
>>61944297
> Zion don is just like Biden
You goy are good cattle miga . You forget that Biden and Obama were only presidents to not suck Israel off at every opportunity. Zion don might as well be a mohel .
https://www.npr.org/2024/05/10/1250589762/the-u-s-is-withholding-aid-to-israel-will-it-work#:~:text=According%20to%20NPR%2C%20President%20Biden%20has%20paused,ground%20invasion%20into%20Rafah%20in%20Southern%20Gaza.
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I'd be fine if I hadn't shorted the VIX
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Slowly dumping everything in the red, you can thank me when it slowly starts going back up.
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>>61944456
I thought that was Janet Yellen, the pig whom Jerome Powell savagely buttfucks over his desk every day to cope with the pressures of his job.
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INTEREST IS UP
AND THA STOOK MARKET'S DOWN
I SMELL UR MOM'S MUFF
FROM THA OTHER SIDE OF TOWN
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>>61944459
what do you trade?
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>>61944456
Got to have gains first.
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>>61944466
Based buy high sell low enthusiast
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On March 5, Kuehne + Nagel CEO Stefan Paul told Swiss broadcaster SRF that Dubai has roughly ten days of fresh food left—a statement absent from major English headlines, despite its gravity.
The warning stems from real supply chain data: Dubai and the Gulf import 80–90% of their food, with ~70% of GCC foodstuffs passing through the Strait of Hormuz, closed to commercial traffic since February 28. Global air cargo capacity to the Middle East dropped 22% from Feb 28–March 3 (Aevean/Reuters data). Jebel Ali port—hub for Dubai’s perishables serving 50 million regionally—was struck, halting operations until partial resumption March 5.
Ten days of fresh produce (strawberries, tomatoes, lettuce, mangoes, herbs, dairy) is the hard limit when sea lanes shut, air routes contract, and the main port is hit. These items have days—not weeks—of shelf life; rerouting via the Cape of Good Hope adds 4–6 weeks, fatal for perishables.
Dubai’s wealth isn’t the issue—money can buy food from anywhere. The problem is physics and infrastructure: compromised sea, air (down 22%), and port capacity prevent rapid resupply. No teleporting produce from Spain, Kenya, or India.
This is fresh produce-specific—not total food. The UAE holds dry goods, frozen stocks, and strategic grain reserves; famine isn’t imminent. But thinning supermarket shelves (e.g., empty Spinneys produce aisles) mark a political turning point: the war becomes tangible for a population that has so far felt it only through distant alarms, not hunger.
Iran has shown it can disrupt adversaries’ allied cities’ food supply at the molecular level within ten days—new coercive leverage achieved not by striking supermarkets directly, but by closing their dependent routes. Fujairah (oil bypass) and air cargo (food bypass) are both compromised. There is no third path.
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>>61944456
Presidents have no power to tax or spend anon
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QRD on RTX, LASR, NVIDIA, VOO. Buy now or forget about it?
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>>61944439
TLT seems to agree with this. But I can never quite piece together:
>bonds pumping/dumping based solely on free market
versus
>bonds pumping/dumping because people think the government is going to cut/hike
versus
>bonds pumping/dumping because the government is cutting/hiking

My guess right now is the first one and people fleeing US debt driving up rates. I would have thought they'd flee stocks and go into bonds, but that's not what's happening.
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>>61944464
This is an english speaking website, please go be esl somewhere else.

>>61944471
His mom
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fuck my DFEN call was green for a while and I missed it LOL
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i fucking hate it
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>>61944464
Fuck off Ranjeet
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Whys the dow underperforming the nasdaq now, usually tech always drops the hardest but lately its the industrials
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>>61944459
>>61944471
I'm set up with futures but been too pussy to do anything with it. Redpill me. Isn't it just leverage to the max?
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Glad this fake and gay market is the raping it deserves. Back to reality
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>>61944480
youre so cringe and boring
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40 VIX I unironically conservative with all the shit that’s happening at the same time
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>>61944483
Head like a
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>Total return $8,267.44
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>>61944488
Clown market run by rabbis
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>>61944415
because its a .png file, dummy
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>bonds continue to fall
>tips continue to rise
fuck my anus
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>>61944489
use a prop firm to try it out
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>>61944471
CLJ26 - april

I went to sleep too early and got up at 2am and just started fucking around.
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Why do nrgu and gush go up so slowly anyway when oil prices are fucking ROCKETING

I'm so retarded why did I second guess myself on buying GUSH when it was 32 bucks a week ago, now that it's 37?
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why the fuck are defense stocks even dumping so hard it makes zero sense not falling for it this time
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WW3 KICKS OF FUCKING US BASED RARE EARTH MINERS CRASH FUCK THIS CLOWN MARKET AHHHHHHHHHH
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I cannot get over how gay finviz is. It takes like twenty minutes after open for their color chart to have any data on it, they don't show premarket data at all, the site just sucks. It's ubiquitous because the squares are a good idea but the site is actually ass in its implementation.
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>>61944464
They were too busy working with the Iranians buying kids for cash boss.
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MIGGGGGGGGGGGERSSSSSSSSSS
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>>61944430
>consumer
it doesn't matter anymore. Boomers and jews refused to learn anything and spent 30 years talking down to everyone else, so now it doesn't matter.
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>>61944507
High PE
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>>61944507
everything is inside traded

it's fucked
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>>61944508
Tirns out earth isn't that rare after all
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89.62$
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>>61944508
it's algos. A bunch of sectors are dumping that should be pumping on war.
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long oil
short airlines
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>>61944506
I was going to buy USO last week but I didn't
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>>61944503
cool, i trade mnq and sometimes SI
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>>61944507
Inflation baby
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The s&p is RAPE.
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All my gains gone in a week. FUCK YOU MIGGERS AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
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Any CF chads in here? Is it too late to get in on this pump?
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>>61944507
Wars slowed down to a nothing burger.

Also remember draining the swamp? DODGE? 51st state? Tariff war? ICE raids? Venezuela? Greenland? Epstein files?

Nothing trump does ever sticks, next week he'll be talking about invading cuba.
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>>61944480
>>61944486
Oh , Zion don the mohel going around cutting off foreskins and sucking the blood . You migatards better be ready to get deployed to Iran . Your lives were promised to Israel 2000 years ago goy cattle .
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MY HGRAFS ARE DUMPING!!! ITS ALL JUST FUGAZI!!! A WOOZIE!!!! FUCKING FAERIE DUST!!!
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You smell that, /smg/?

Panicans
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over
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That’s it. I’m out. This is gonna get much worse
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>>61944507
Some fag yuros cut an order for 36 F-35A jets down to 30.
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>>61944535
I hate that cunt so much it burns
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>>61944514
>VOO down 2.3% since start of operation destroy Iran
>VEA down 8.5%
Keep crying Europoor. Should've just stuck to US indices and sold Europe when we start swinging our dick around.
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>>61944534
>next week
He's already doing it
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is the jewish stock market still up
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>>61944536
Sold that shitcoin two days ago. Get out
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>>61944531
all people are apes what's this dumb nigger think he is
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>>61944528
>why aren't you rich
because it turns out that starting with nothing because you have dumbass middle class boomers for parents who think you can get rich just by working an office job and think excel is magic (but they don't wanna pay you for it) is incredibly difficult to build up to 'being rich' in a saturated jew economy where billionaire retards who inherited their money or got propped up by their dad's jewish banker friends stifle innovation and small businesses so they can eat babies on private islands.
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So why are we down so much today?
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MSFT NOOOOOOOOO. We were doing so well.
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>>61944536
when does HGRAF get listed on nasdaq or whatever
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>>61944507
>>61944543
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>>61944551
Maybe niggers are below apes.
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>>61944529
Ive been doing gld and slv options, but after the blow off top I deleveraged everything. I was working on liquidating
I also figured it would be stupid not to rid the oil train in the middle of a mideast war setting
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>>61944555
oil
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>>61944555
Panicans
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WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I LOVE MR TRUMP'S WILD RIDE

I NEVER WANT TO GET OFF

WWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>61944541
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>>61944552
ayoooooooo this nigga doing excel lmao
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So I didn't go into SOXS...
>>61944557
*hugs you to comfort you*
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>>61944559
>switzerland
wtf they probably used the money to sell DFEN short
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>>61944508
Look what happened to PMs during the financial crisis and covid
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>>61944292
Officially a correction is +10% down so if you measure from the 700 s and p you are looking at 630, ~670 is current price
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>>61944555
they removed the tariffs
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>>61944571
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>>61944578
>>61944578
>>61944578
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GO LOOOOOOOOOWEEEEEEEER AAAAAAAA
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TOTAL MARKET COLLAPSE
AND THIS IS JUST THE START
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I voted? For this?
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Just bought 60 shares of gush, already down
>oil up infinity
>I'm down on both tech and oil stocks
Based market.
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>>61944550
i wanted to believe the $20 by summer story, stupid me ;___;
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>>61944583
early bake
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>>61944549
No but it's holding up surprisingly well
>>61944552
The day you realize everything is weighted against you unless you were lucky enough to be born into some amount of wealth is the ultimate blackpill
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Tough to tell where the bottom would be.
Weekend FOMO is like 50/50 to happen.
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>>61944571
No point in going into SOXS it will literally always betray you when Nvidia inexplicably goes up again.
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my options account has been thoroughly heemed. 6k to 26k now down to 3k
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>>61944558
Won't happen, its a scheme! The jig is up!
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>>61944589
Its the buyers effect.
The stock you liked but didnt buy will go up.
The stock you did buy will go down.

The bigger your position the worse it will do.
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This week has been a strange one, but my covered calls have been winning so i don't have much to complain about. I'm just glad i never did puts this week.
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>>61944595
I am just so screwed all the time. And on top of that my parents were religious so they were the "can't date in highschool" types of retards so I get older and there's literally nothing to look forward to, I got cheated and it'll never be good.
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>>61944558
in may
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and im done for the day. good luck fellow goy traders
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>>61944649
My CCs are doing well but the underlying is eating shit, so....
>>61944655
I've accepted that I'll never be rich. I'm not poor but definitely not rich. I just hope to retire one day with enough money so that I don't have to work as a fucking WMT greeter when I'm 80.
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I'm looking at this ASIX stock that was shilled here and I can't for the life of me figure out why this isn't a $30 stock which would be an increase of 50% from these prices. Can someone else take a look at this and get back to me? Thank you for your attention to this matter boss.
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>>61944563
you have a big appetite for risk, i commend you. i have trouble with the trading psychology so i usually scalp and make a bit of profit and im out. i tend to target 1.5k on SL but usually the PA on it is horrendous so i stick to mnq and just follow my usual strat.

ive never done options, i prefer not to be screwed by theta
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>>61944558
May
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>>61944094
thats bullish. jobs drain company money



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