oil crisis edition>Latest developments on the illegal and unconstitutional US strikes against Iranhttps://iran.liveuamap.com/>Some helpful links to numb the painhttps://findahelpline.com/https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/https://www.whitehouse.gov/refundshttps://jlingz.com/>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesprevious smigger thread>>61944049
everything is fakeeverything is gay
FUCKING AHHHHHHHHHHH DEATH TO MIGGERS NO NEW WAR THEY SAID 50K DOWN THEY SAID EPSTEIN HAS AURA THEY SAID AHHHHHHHHH KILL THEM ALL IRAN AAAAHHHHH
OKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYAAAAAAAYYEAAAAAAAH
Market is dumping because it has to price in a US loss in this war. We are at the mercy of irans demands
TOTAL MARKET ANNIHILATIONTHANKS ORANGE MANWE GOING DOWN DOWN DOWN
>MIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I’d hate to be PANICAN rnYou’re about to miss the Golden Age
TOTAL STOCK MARKET DEATH SELL SELL SELL AAAAAAAAAAAAA
BOTTOM IS INWHO UP SLURPING THEY SHIT RN
is it finally time to slurp?
i shorted the VIX an the VIX won
bought 0DTE calls
>>61944605The timeline for the war is currently 14 weeks, id wait that long.
>>61944604Slurping everything except Europe right now. They're spiraling.
>he held
THE DOW! THE DOW!47 THOUS......46 THOUSAND!RONALD GRUMPFFGGG!
next week
heading to the donut spot, pick you guys up anything
Other futures guy, do these contracts resolve at end of day? Its not showing as a cash balance after selling.
>>61944618god this bitch needs fired
Fuck it, selling all my stocks and putting it all into Palantir now then not opening the app for 5 yearsI LOVE the antichrist
It is truly awe inspiring how quickly Trump is crashing and burning after his historic win in 2024. From Epstein, to saying affordablity is a democrat hoax after running on affordablility, to impotent whining about a peace prize. His one little thing was that the US stock market was up last year>record high 401ks>the DOW is 50,000 why are your talking about Epstein?Now the US market has been treading water and is currently negative YTD, the supreme count gives him an out with tariffs that allow him to save face and he instead doubles down, and the latest is he is doing more globohomo shit with Iran on behalf of his Jewish masters.It’s so tiring being right wing because every time you get some hope it turns out those right wing politicians are either a grifter, a Jew, or a Jewish grifter. I hope the shitlibs impeach this faggot after the midterms.
>>61944623The cheapest shotgun and 1 slug please
>>61944621ZIM has to implode, right?
>>61944623half a dozen maple bacon. Im good for it, trust me.
HOW ARE ALL MY OIL STOCKS DOWN AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
What's going on with energy ETFs?I have UCO, XOM, and ERX.UCO 8.40%XOM -0.40%ERX -0.69%Crude 9.52%Brent 7.26%Natural gas 2.91%Why are XOM and ERX not following the commodities?
I am getting greedy
WHY ISN'T CUBA BURNING YET NO WONDER MY DFEN IS GOING DOWNLAZY AMERIFATS
>>61944623do they have apple fritters
>>61944623A FUCKING NOOSE PLEASE BOSS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
These reactions are so mild, a couple of decades ago we would've already been in a bear market with all these happenings
>>61944634why would ZIM implode? you think they do a lot of business in hormuz?
Ahhhh I slurped a dump
>>61944651Yeah the average Joe was priced out about 5 years ago, it's just rabbis buying and selling stocks to each as the government slowly gives them money for more now.
GIVE ME UNCONDITIONAL SURRENDERhttps://youtu.be/XjwZAa2EjKA?si=Z9M4oxM747-Jnaby
>>61944623Pick up some jelly donuts.
>>61944654THAT MAKES TWO OF US BROTHERAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
which way /smg/?
>>61944604i slurped the top 3 days ago
PAIN>SUFFERINGPAIN>SUFFERINGPAIN>SUFFERINGPAIN>SUFFERINGPAIN>SUFFERINGPAIN>SUFFERINGPAIN>SUFFERINGPAIN>SUFFERINGPAIN>SUFFERINGPAIN>SUFFERINGPAIN>SUFFERINGPAIN>SUFFERINGPAIN>SUFFERINGPAIN>SUFFERING
You're supposed to slurp when you see signs of recovery. Falling knives. This is a basic trader truism
>>61944662That was a really weird translation error I havent thought about in like 20 years. Why didnt they just call it rice balls?
FUCK THE MARKETwhat's ur favorite Pokemon?
DO I BUY NOW OR WAIT LONGER
>>61944674WHATEVER ONE BLINDS ME THE FASTEST SO I CAN WATCH MY MONEY EVAPORATE ANYMORE AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>61944674TYPHLOSION
>>61944588Watching actors act is pure cringe.
>>61944578that's a juicy froggo
Market is holding up surprisingly well so far. I guess the collapse will happen over a year like always, not a quick dump and done as most would like
Ohh look..it bounced as soon I bought oursFuck it. The casino can close me out and pick up my drinks. Fuck this place
just talked to a korean friendhe said the koreans dont invest in their own stock market so he found it weird I bought the korean index
>>61944675>>61944671DON'T HIDE JUST BUY
>>61944623boston cream please
>sell my calls on gold and silver after a 30% loss at open>15 minutes later, both meet my strike priceI am livid
There’s 2 gaps on the way to the daily 200. We can fill em by Monday to get the capitulation spike in VIXI was hoping it’d bounce at to 200 but now all cards are off the table with oil. The market will not ever go up until oil tops. That is entirely a bet on Iran. Idk how you trade that
>>61944623Can I get an eclair and some kneepads
Boosted my account by 17% on SPY 671CsMy day is complete. TTYL, gonna play some Diablo 4.Panicans LOST
>>61944686I went short at the BOTTOM FUCK ME
>>61944689YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BUY PHYSICAL AAAAAAHHHHHHHH
> every sector deep red>MSFT +0.01%
>>61944685The whole world just blindly pumps all their savings into the S&P500. That is why it's been so wildly overvalued>https://indices.cib.barclays/IM/21/en/indices/static/historic-cape.app
>>61944621Meme releases>underperform? sell this garbage>meet expectations? definitely sell>exceed expectations? wow great, time to sell
silverbros we're back
>>61944698THATS WHAT THE OPTIONS ARE FOR!!!PROFIT = PHYS
>>61944623if it doesn't look like this I won't eat it
>>61944674This nigga was OP in ruby, obliterated everything in his path.
>>61944691200 dma of whatstop the vix spikes
>>61944707WE'RE NEVER GOING TO MAKE IT BRO AAAAAHHHHHHH
>>619446865K IN YOU BETTER MAKE ME RICH
>>61944623Do they got bagels with lox boss?
>>61944674I just love his doofy face. Shoutout to Froslass for almost always managing to sneak her way into my team in randomizers, nuzlockes, and hacks.>>61944672American children don't know what rice balls are. They're too nutritious.
>>61944623i would like another donut
>>61944708that exactly what i say about buttholes
>>61944686based dwyer poster
Each year this graph makes more and more sense.
How is the war treating you boys?I hope you stocked up on some good defense stocks.
>>61944674
im going to blow my fucking brains out
>>61944721>he doesn't know>>61944722Woomypaizuri
today I still haven't logged in my broker, it cannot be so bad
He slurrrped?
>>61944718that's a great comparison babe
>>61944659Retail participation is higher than ever. They actually act as a sort of damper on the market because their decisions might as well be random and don't align with institutional consensus which is usually what drives big crashes.
>>61944726
>>61944717You can only choose one.
ftse 100 rebound when
>>61944675BUY NOW, PAY LATER
>>61944704you forgot the >absolute dumpster fire earnings greatly below even the lowest possible expectations? BUY BUY BUY"
>>61944737Tough choice
>>619447402027
wow, what a fakeout on NQ
>>619447372ez
>>61944737That choice is easy, right all day boss.
>>61944733That's a lie. It's literally just decentralized rabbi trading.
>He slurped what looked like a textbook double bottom on strong support?>Dump eet.
slurping DAX
>>61944737I actually like the chocolate icing on chocolate cake
>>61944690I was getting long dated opts so theta wasn't that much of an issue when its 6mo out. I just figured on the futures that the oil price was vertical and I would just ride it at 2am because what else is going on? Like my options on silver to start with it was a once in a lifetime trade. I got a new job this week so I will not be able to be active in my port and taking out all but around 10k in cash to finish paying off my car and some cards. Ill have to find something to hold long term. But I think over all, I did well for my first year.
You won’t see oil and gas flow for MONTHS“The United States has abandoned the idea of escorting tankers through the Strait of Hormuz, a proposal previously voiced by Trump.Energy Secretary Chris Wright said Washington will first focus on weakening Iran and only later, “when it makes sense,” consider escorting ships through the strait.As previously noted, the plan for the U.S. Navy to escort commercial vessels through Hormuz looked questionable from the start, since American warships would risk coming under a large-scale Iranian missile strike.Instead, the U.S. Navy has now pulled its fleet farther away from Iran’s coast to reduce the risk of its ships being hit by anti ship missiles. “
$90 EODDDDDD. OIL CHAADS WE ARE SO BACK
>>61944754Fucking based. Congratulations and well done.
>>61944709I'm still angery, I got him because he looks cool, I did NOT want to experience the game on babby mode
>>61944737I'm picking right. Also, the pussyhole is the pink part, that analogy sucks.Also, I have to emphasize that I'm brown.
W-WHY IS IT STILL GOING DOWN, I JUST BOUGHT, IT'S SUPPOSED TO GO UP!
>>61944751>you activated my trap card
It's happening!Meanwhile, my ERX and XOM are not tracking energy prices. However, my UCO is.
>>61944736>>61944737chocolate donuts...
BREAK ALREADY SO I CAN SHORT DAMNIT
>>61944754nice anon . can i get a look at your options? i get heemed everytime i try options
>>61944757>american fleet chickened outwtf why
So, the dump is over. Now we try for 5 hours to pump until we dump into the close.We'll probably, if nothing changes, instantly rug on monday future open like early april.
>>61944757everything is shut down.... all the shit upstream thats needed it can't be just turned back on.... oil and gas etc have seen their big rises, will of course creep up if this goes on but its not yet priced into the impacts to the economyits going to be a fucking bloodbath
>>61944757How bout, get this, crazy idea i know, we ummm.. sign a truce, stop bombing each other and just open the strait of hormousse.Like the US literally just doesnt lose anything if this happens
>>61944777Because there’s thousand of anti ship missiles along the coast bearing in mountains and underground
>>61944777The USS Abraham was hit by a missile causing a small amount of damage, but still they got spooked and fucked off to India.
>>61944757Priced in
>>61944783>sign a truceUm, with who, a dismembered hand?
>>61944578>i-is that all you g->*pukes blood*>got?? I didn't hear no bell
>>61944781And in 10 days they start running out of foot. If they hit the desalination plants. Water one week. The. Millions who maintain the gas infrastructure will have to flee
>>61944757That just makes us look like pussies. And didn't Trump start making noises like he was backing down on regime change too? We started off pretty good smoking the dude day one but now we're stalling. What happened to the sonic pants shitter they used in Venezuela? Bring that out.
>>61944754>Like my options on silver to start with it was a once in a lifetime trade.Man, i know that feeling, i entered trades last month when it was on a strong uptrend and i miraculously won them all for a nice profit. You could sleep with an open position? kek, id be watching it all the time if i had that. Congratulations on your win, those are impressive numbers, hopefully someday after years of exposure i can make the same as you, but for now im content with a couple of hundreds every day. What do you work as? Do you love trading, all in all? Besides the money of course.
>ONDS
NATGAS stalled, reckon I will read my yuge MICHAEL JACKSON book.
if everything crashes, will oil companies crash too? I realized that Gush is companies and not oil and I'm wondering if the market is so gay and retarded that oil could go to 150 bucks like in 2008 and oil companies could still shart the market and die.
>>61944784>>61944786what a joke
>>61944783>Admit defeatThe empire would collapse as everyone shorted the dollar.
>>61944772do you know why?
>>61944783They lose the game of global supremacy. They can’t lose that. >>61944795
>>61944783If you sign a truce, you lose. At least publically the US would lose.And Iran would lose because it's obvious that Israel would just use it to target people like they did with Hamas in Gaza.
>>61944799HEE HEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
OILOILOIL
>>61944588so is this for a tv show or something? I hope these people aren't actual 'financial anaylsts' or something, especially that retarded zoomer jewish kid who only got his job trough rich parents.
>>61944804NIGGERS AND JEWSson,NIGGERS AND JEWS
>>61944799But I need it to double in price to make up for my other losses
>>61944774Love some chocolate
>>61944795The Iranians won’t back down though. They know the US will just come again. So this is it.
>>61944783Israel doesn't want that and they're the ones calling the shots here
>>61944795The start of this war was the biggest joke of all. You can't just lie to the religious leader of theocracy to get him to meet with his council and then assassinate him. It literally guarantees that Iran will NEVER want peace, which they have repeatedly stated since the start of the war. FUCKING MIGGERS AAAAHHHHH
>>61944804NO! Especially from ERX. I thought it was a basket of commodities, but it might be a basket of oil companies like Exxon.
>>61944783that would be a defeat in the eyes of trump even with the insane gaslightinghe'd never go for itnukes are more likely to fly to end this
>>61944674MUNJA
>>61944801Yep. oil up 10%Global energy etf is flatSell that gay shit and buy USO
>and once again the correct move was just to retardbuy off the open
Fuck. Should've bought Advanced Money Duplicator.
>>61944815>needing things
>>61944737the dark one obviously
>>61944632He's too stupid to realize it but he's redpilled everyone on jews controlling everything.>heh you can't say that bro, palantir will record your IP and block you from the six figure jobsThat's the fun part- as a white male, I was already prevented from becoming an engineer despite there being 'a massive shortage' due to h1b jeets flooding in every university and market, so your 'threat' doesn't mean anything!
>>61944808What's the best ETFs for oil and natural gas?
>>61944803>>61944806>>61944805Pshh we all know you just bring out a carrier with a big "Mission Accomplished" sign on it.If the US is good at anything, its claiming victory in any circumstance, even more so with Trump at the helm.
>>61944795>And didn't Trump start making noises like he was backing down on regime change too?blud wants to handpick the next supreme leader.
>>61944837BOIL, KOLD, UCO, SCO. Prepare to not know what you're doing and get REKT.
Is oil just getting started, or is the top in?
I'd give up all my gains and be homeless if I could have my foreskin back
>MRVUGODS
Ok boys, as an eurofag, how do I invest in oil?
>>61944651Your problem is you think the market should have tanked 90% on day one. What I'm seeing are traders hoping the war lasts TWO WEEKS and then IRan gives up. What I'm seeing from cheeto man is that he's trying to wrap it up by the end of summer. What I'm thinking is that this will go on too long and the market will DCB on "negotiations might resume" and then we'll just have a Black Monday where everything goes -20% (the jews and trump will have already sold and shorted by this point, if they haven't already).The market will crab, and beg, and hope that Trump will stop being a fuckup and then after bleeding steadily for the next few months you'll finally get a real crash.
>>61944844it's just getting started
>>61944847You either buy into oil companies or do CFD
>>61944847xom
>>61944724How to profit off this?
>>61944847buy oil futures directly from your brokerfor europoors it's best to go with CFDs
>>61944850That's what I thought too. Hormuz isn't opening anytime soon.
>>61944775what metrics/studies do you use and how do they help?
>>61944847iShares ETF
>>61944847Honestly just do CFDs, oil stocks are only doing marginally better than everything else in this clown market
Todays job numbers was pretty much getting two months of data and it was all awful, yet the market is barely lower than after the news broke, on top of iran, and the AI shit that was taking the market down before iran. If hell doesnt break loose today Im just going to assume that this market is too rigged to ever dip again and will just play spy calls till I die.
>>61944842unironically what I voted for.
>>61944844Dunno, by autism triangles I'm surprised it kept going up yesterday and today
>>61944793They don't have enough drones to spare on hitting desal plants, it's that dire with their supply. They need everything for oil infra
>>61944808>he didnt buy NRGU @ $17 when i spammed OIL Barons are back>it’s now $35
>>61944845well how much gains are we talking exactly? I know a guy...tell him to get a hundred foreskins, he comes back with 200!
>>61944849wonder if that anon that posted about the iran war before it happened is correct to say that in april we'll get a market crash
>>61944850>>61944857Its already priced in
>>61944842>MIGAlmao
>>61944842>Bibi al-netanyahujian, no relation, will be the next supreme leader- what a great moderate ayatollah for the iranian and jewish iranian people!
If oil's priced in at $100/barrel then why isn't it $100/barrel
>>61944847hi eurosister , bnp wti crude oil factor ( multi) long leverage 10 ticker: DE000BB3LGA3
>>61944868TACO is priced in and that won't happen because Trump is not in charge here
>>61944847Just short the VGK, the euros will underperform harder than oil companies can actually boom.Although it might be too late for that, euro stocks are already down nearly 10% unless Trump decides to save them by putting boots on the ground to secure the strait.
>>61944829unpopular opinion toxic bpd whores like blackfire are hotter than nice girls like starfire plus she got blacked by that slime. Nasty bitch.
>>61944737>Nagatoro>All natural babe>Fit>Tanned>Natural hair and eye color>works hard to improve senpai into a chad>Marin>Dyed hair, contact lenses>Unnatural beauty>weak>Sickly white from being a gooner neetNagatoro is unironically an 11/10 woman. Marin is just hot and nice. Nagatoro would take a fucking bullet for senpai.
>>61944842>MIGA
>>61944873Artificial suppression so baron trump can slurp some more before it hits 150
>>61944877I'm sick of this doom and gloom heritage foundation sponsored propaganda against Europe
>>61944631It's already 3% up wtfThanks satan
>>61944847Invest with no! Middle East risk. TryDevon EnergyDiamondback EnergyEQT Corp
recovery?close green?
>>61944842clown
>>61944873>goggle the artist>first page is dick"girls"Ugly. Gay.
>>61944878>toxic bpd whores like blackfire are hotter than nice girls like starfireThat's not even that hot of a take
>>61944885Tell that to my heemed euro portfolio
>>61944889>close greenlollmao even
What the fuck I am a little in green today? I don't even have that much invested in oil. Just 10%. It's just Lenovo and some mining that is giving me a bump with the oil. Especially surprising since one of my oil stocks in a little in red for today.
>>61944708Boring ass donut by the way. There’s higher than this.
>>61944844it could go back down over the weekend we know that donny only does actual military actions on weekends to protect the market and this could be wrapped up sunday
>>61944867Assuming he wasn't just straight up Eric Trump shitposting on his blackberry, he was probably looking at historical crashes where the problems persist for weeks before it finally does what people expected it to do and gives up the ghost. These things aren't random, people just chose to ignore the housing market problems for months until it was too late. Likewise orange man and hte market will ignore the oil problem until it's too late and blows up.President Newsom 2028 I guess.>>61944847Norway and scotland.Now that I think of it, both of the EU's big sources of nearterm oil are outside of the EU (and russia and ukraine too!). Germans should stop fucking around and secure the bag.
>>61944889>Recovery?We've not we've began.
>>61944895it's oversoldhappens every time oil goes upstructurally speaking Europe is a better place to invest in right now
>>61944776My theory was metals go up slowly over time, I would pick like 5 calls at the money when the RSI was below 30 and MACD was showing a reversal on either the monthly or 3mo chart and get them ATM then sell at +30 - 50%It started getting absurd during the run up in OCT to DEC and was getting about 200% per contract. Here is one I did on USO yesterday>>61944797Its why I would get positions so far out and so a good bit of trend research before, I never planed to use them just trade them so it didnt matter what the end result would be I would just wait until it up a bit and sell then keep rolling it. I started with 3k in April or May and just keep rolling up, then went full time when I quit my IT job to move and keep the same theory. It made it easier to stomach the risk when I never put anything other than the initial amount in.
the nothing ever happens chuds will be vindicated within a week. When people are talking about WW3, global financial collapse, schizo shit like Iran blowing up water desalination plants and everyone in the gulf starving, you know the bottom is in
>>61944873Jewish brokers taking their cut before displaying the price
>>61944893Most people would say it's a bad idea to associate with her kind, but the sex is good until she ruins your life.
>>61944915chuds have been very wrong this yearabout everything
>>61944895>leonardo, fincantieri, eni all greenI imagine defense and oil companies in other european indexes are also doing well
>>61944737>>61944882Marin is also fake. There's no hot chick who is also 100% a nred otaku or whatever. And also she's into gigachad, it's a woman's romance because the MC is a 'weird guy' only from the viewpoint of women who think being literally the heir to a business and obsessing over your craft is "weird but he's tall hehe".Niggatoro is a spicy latina and senpai is literally me.
>>61944907ive never been in a bear market... how is it like, for futures?
>market crash>Gold/SIlver start to moon>QUICK PUMP THE STOCK SO THEY DONT BUY MORE METAL!What the fuck is going on with precious metals and why do they do anything to keep them down exactly?
>>61944915>the nothing ever happens chuds will be vindicated within a weekBut something already happened
why the does the /smg/ thread always start with a gay leftoid headline? I'm not here to debate the iran war you retard. this site is literally becoming Reddit in real time.
>>61944889No. Only rape for you and me now.
>silver dumps just enough to trigger my take profit stop>immediately starts pumping againreeeeee
>>61944810its from the tv show severance. it's bretty good
>>61944930KILL YOURSELF MIGGER AAAAAHHHHHH
>>619449166194,4916
>>61944840> already declared victory in special 2 day quagmire.
>>61944930MIGA!!!!
I am so happy I liquidated yesterday, good luck bros and remember to take a break from the screens every now and then, I'll come back in a couple of months.
>>61944911>it's oversold>happens every time oil goes up>structurally speaking Europe is a better place to invest in right nowLmao. Why do euroshills sound exactly like LINK cultists?
>>61944930sneed
>>61944929Nothing ever ENDURINGLY happens.
Strait of Hormuz will open this weekend or the weekend after this one. As happenings will only be in the weekend
>>61944926How would you like to lose all your money while thinking that shorting is the best possible decision you could make?
>>61944946How?
>>61944942Europe has been doing everything right recentlythe market is just wrong and hyperfocused about AI
>>61944930This general is 80% Redditourists, 20% /pol/ tourists.
>>61944946I honestly think they're waiting for the weekend to announce that the war is a disaster and 300 zogbots are dead, but they will definitely be finished with SCO by Christmas.
>>61944930European hours They're just gay retards by default please be conscious of them and be respectful
>>61944946No, it will stay closed for weeksall it takes is a drone strike per day
>>61944930All I see is a frog with a juicy ass
>>61944917The first girl I was with was BPD but I thought that just meant she was bipolar disorder. She'd get really horny every once and awhile and was really into bdsm. She played with my butt a little and I enjoyed. I've never been able to heal from this scar
>>61944925I was kind of doing a 4/10 would not fuck joke but if Marin was real she would be a prize catch. I do find that Nagatoro is more likely to exist as a person than somebody like Marin, though.
I'm slurping some dorian and samsung
>>61944966>MemoryGODS
>>61944957100% NIGGERS AND JEWS
>>61944960Every single captain knows that the moment they go through Israel will bomb their ship, blame Iran and use it a pretext to bomb some more orphanages. Every single time.
>>61944961>All I see is a frog with a juicy ass
>>61944966spaniards will then tell you that they kicked all the jews out lmao
>>61944913I need to learn from you, to hold contracts for a longer time. Im not very intuned with options but doesnt it follow price action as well? i guess 0dts are the ones that depend on opening to make money? idk, was never big into options because i dont really understand them that well, i prefer to read charts, read the bias and then enter a trade and close it for profit and be done for the day. IT is cool, good money to be made. cant you work from home and trade while youre ''working''? i tried that once and it was a disaster kek. I can only focus on one thing at the time.
now you say thank you
>>61944971
>>61944969It doesn't really matter who is bombing the shipsas longs as bombs are flying there will be no war insurance for the ships hence they won't sail
>>61944933i love silver but boy is it moving slower than usual
>>61944960kekkkk what do the Chinks -- the only "ally" Iran has -- have to say about that? Even if the Iranians want to close the strait longer than reasonable, they can't. They will let tankers bound for neutral nations through.
>>61944974Thank you mullahs!
>>61944948Iran also needs the Strait to export oil. Eventually there will be just some gay shit that will open the Strait and we pump
>>61944975
>>61944947sounds fun kek
>>61944983>Eventually there will be just some gay shit that will open the StraitNope
>>61944981That's not truecurrently there are only 2 ships passing the strait per day, compared to the average 138 per dayAlso Iran has said that they're blocking every European ship so that neutral bullshit is a lie
fuck next year is when i originally planned to get out of the military to study and get a gf at least 8 years younger than me but i am so set into my routines that it seems scary to leave. It has been so nice to max out my ISA (tax free stocks and shares account) every year since I was 18, total net worth is 500k pounds (and a military pension of like 10k a year when I get old enough)The plan was study japanese and go full weeb to get off this shitty island but fuck i love stacking money on a digital pile
>>61944971>>61944975Froppy my belovedImagine the tonguejobs...
>>61944987You will never get to cum, Bobo.
>>61944989You'll be deployed to Iran once Israel false flags HMS pickleworth or whatever gay ass names you give your ships
>>61944996Mumus either, meanwhile crabs have been cumming for months on end, to the point its raising sea levels
>>61944893>>61944829If you have a threesome with sisters is it incest on their part?https://files.catbox.moe/y82tew.jpeg
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/gxmzNEjGe0E
>>61944913Damn, your bull thesis is printing. Nice gains. I almost bought a slv call but I thought the war might heem the setup
Everything in my folio is bleeding except fucking Oracle, that's pumping for some reason.Cmon oracle, pump another 20% and I'll sell your ass imemdiately.
>>61944996check the chartbobos are cumming all over the place
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9o0rAvZtM7w&list=RD9o0rAvZtM7w&start_radio=1das rite
>>61944985>>61944971>>61944893>>61944873>>61944829>>61944816Stop trying to make me fap you demons!!!
>>61944980well I did +5% twice today on silver - it seems safer than buying oil right now, because I'm scared to hell of buying oil at the top (I'm doing leverage and it would obliterate me)meanwhile silver is far from its op so no matter which direction it moves, surely it'll go both way in the coming days
Brent is at $91 lmao
>>61944986It's real fun stuff, see first you think "I'll DCA, I know stuff about markets!" and then you're down more than you expected, then you decide "I know, I'll short and buy SOXSs too! fuck soxl that shit is garbage!" but then the market decides it's gonna do a big 10% bounce after being 30% down because FUCK you and you get fucked, before it continues dumping.
>trump says he doesn’t gaf about a deal>cia pumps market, thus showing Iran we have the upper hand in negotiationsSo fucking obvious holy shit you have to be a literal tard to buy puts today..
>>61944720Not even 50% of those dates line up with major crashes or tops.
does anyone else watch candles tick away like watching tv
>>61945018>muh cia
>>61944997First, like all our ships are brokenSecond, I dont have a combat role and will never leave the yookay during a war
>>61945010Your not getting hypnotized by some soft pillowy butt cheeks are you anon? If she sat these down on your face you'd be helpless
>ABSOLUTE SURRENDER>no we dont
>market just now beginning to realize how serious and fucked the situation isWhen did everyone turn into that meme with chud tapping the "nothing ever happens" sign?
Higher oil goes more demand for pristine graphene to make lubricants last longer and products lighter for transportation. HGRAF is rising.
>>61945014yeah it's over
>>61944963>The first girl I was with was BPD but I thought that just meant she was bipolar disorder.kek>>61944965Even if they were real, Niggatoro is still the superior girl because a spicy short chick who does sports and teases you but also likes your nerdy ass is better than some stacy who can just say "fuck this" and go with her army of beta orbiters that she will inevitably have and always be trying to cockblock or break you up because those guys are fags.
>>61945029Two weeks ago
AAAAH WHEN TO SLURPFair price my ass. Don't tell me this market makes sense.
>>61945026NOW THAT'S MY TYPE https://youtu.be/ErFOZidF6kI?si=bLz39h9rvkFV667g
>>61944966Slurped SK Hynix personally.
>>61945010That's fun to do though. A big ol' ship porting on your deck
>>61945023Except with the market it actually is.Like 95% of the people they higher are fin guys.
>>61945013I only trade silver as a last resort. it would blow my account quickly if it moves in the opposite direction from where i entered, and i use no stop loss during silver trading.
3.5% interest on cash ain't looking too bad at the moment. Surely I can slurp when the market is down 40%?
Hey you useless fucks can you give me info for once.From my understanding, the longer the Oil price surge lasts, the higher the price of Oil companies will be later (they're not pumping for shit now) because no one knows if the current oil price will last. So will stuff like SLB start pumping if Oil keeps surging past this weekend / if there's news that the war will keep going?
BOIL is up more poo scent than UCO even though front month OIL is up more than front month NATGAS because of the COON TRACK holdings.
>>61944905>wrapped up sunday>2 week special military operationprobably desuabsent a false flag
>>61945016well, at least one'll be able to cry about it here with you guys kek
>it's already bouncing back up
Is the treasury really going to short oil futures to suppress the price? If I buy oil, am I short squeezing the government?
>a/d mooning>price dumpingFunds are slorping
Be honest mumus,Who here got BVLL TRAPPED?
>>61945053The only problem I see with that is that they have no liquidation price
>>61945052
>>61945046Right now it's just fear, pretty soon oil is going to be so cheap you're going to need to bring your own barrel (they won't just throw the barrel in for free) boss.
BACK DOWN WE GO MAKE IT STOP RABBI PEASE AAAAAHHHHHH
>>61944973>>61945003
>>61945053If you have a STICK or POLE that is NIGGERS on one end and JEWS on the other, where along the stick or pole does the NIGGERS end and become JEWS or vice versa? Do you ave a good set of D&D dice?
>>61945058Literally sold on Monday and avoided a 10% (so far) loss.
>>61945046Longing oil companies in expectation they will pump due to oil increase is very risky/gambley.
>>61945066Smack bang on ARABS.
I SEE THE LIGHT AT THE END OF RAMADAL
>>61945067I was so close to doing the same thing, but I thought it's fine fiat is fake and gay anyway they'll just dip slightly, now look at me.
>>61945072KEKEKEKKKthat is indeed why they are tha SAND NIGGERS!
>just zooms up again
>>61945073>>61945073>>61945073
>>61945065hehe 0dts go brrrrrrrranyway, good on you anon. proud of you, keep up the good work!Mazel tov!!
WTWFTIS THE WAR OVER?
>>61945081Nothing to see here goy, it's not like we have unlimited money or anything
Unconditional surrender is insane, you can only do that if an enemy is bled white like WWI and WWII. No one is going to unconditionally surrender only because of airstrikes. So retarded.
Thats right chuds, bad employment numbers is bullish. Oh and the Jan data wrong and losing 150k more jobs than what was stated? Also bullish.
These europoor OPs are ultra gay
>>61945065OIL might keep on pumping for a mounth at least. i will buy uso calls instead. 1 mounth expiry
>>61944623im keto
Why don't people just stop selling?
>>61945119Then how will other people buy?
>>61945090based
>>61945115have you told your parents?
>>61944997the pickelworth sank in the 17th century, their current ships deployed in the area include the randydandy and cold on the cob.
>>61945004You invest like a retard. I am slightly in green. You should have a few things in green right about now. Why didn't you buy start ups and pre-crashed? Were you not paying attention for years or what?
Finna thinkin bout gettin me some AGNC at 10.50$
>>61945321Definitely bro, you knew the invasion was coming years ago, you're the smartest.
>how the fuck did I close greenit's just 50 euros but I'll take it as a win
>>61945075Almost sold a share of Nokia. Glad I held. That is my reliable crabbing stock.
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