madrid: standing up to tyranny edition>Latest developments on the illegal and unconstitutional US strikes against Iranhttps://iran.liveuamap.com/>Some helpful links to numb the painhttps://findahelpline.com/https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/https://www.whitehouse.gov/refundshttps://jlingz.com/>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesprevious smigger thread>>61944578
First for ass
>>61945073crazy pa
I think the war is going great.
>+0.04%
>Axios: Rubio told Arab foreign ministers that Washington's goal is not regime change and that it wants different people to run the country
I always knew you were a smelly sp*niard
>>61945095I just hope both sides have fun
>>61945091
say thank you, we are just only starting
>>61945095Tell that to the retards that "diversified" into European stocks.
The homosexuality of this market cannot be understated
Trump already beat the final boss, why is he still in the level?
>gave my friend a starting port with SWBI>he is now up 16%>>61945105Most based anon out here
You must pick one stock and one waifu to have forever and ever until you die.What do you pick?For me, its Saten and NVDA.
>>61945102lmao
You did slurp HGRAF right?
>>61945102I can't even tell if these are fake headlines or not anymore
my ability to lose on every trade should be studied
Buy SBSW
>>61945109LMAOOOOO
>>61945091C-cunny through panties erotic ...
>>61945101
>>61945073Begging next week the market will switch to pricing in a lame duck presidency and the chaos that will obviously follow given trumps love of executive orders.Expect to see a lot of money moving around.
>>61945116GEV has treated me well, have a misaka
>>61945118i sold my hgraf bag and bought OIL instead
>>61945118I didn't have to slurp because I'm not a swingie trying to shoot myself in the foot.What even caused this dip? People panicking because the interview didn't instantly rocket it to $10?
Miga ! Buy some ewy.
>>61945139top signal, thank you anon I'm shorting OIL
>>61945073spain is so brave with all their illegal immigrants, 27%+ youth unemployment rate, worst wages in europe AND 47% income tax.
So busy shitposting on /biz/ that I didn't buy the bottom
>>61945149This anon is really cute
>>61945145Spain has lower unemployment than finland. Maybe they are right and you are wrong.
>>61945137Misaka would work as long as she agrees we can have an orgy with her sister-clones.
>>61945145
I HATE DONALD TRUMP I SHOULDVE VOTED KAMALA WE STILL HAVE TRANNIES
>>61945152are you ACTUALLY trying to justify that insane number by naming a country with worse numbers? is that really your argument here?
>>61945141Crapybara recycled his short report and his gang of shorters hit the stock, taking advantage of broad market volatility with the war and oil hitting other commodities.
>>61945137>no shortsfake and gay
/smg/ sucks right now
>go long>get fucked>go short>get fuckedNIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
>SWBIGODS
>>61945162You forgot>go cash>get inflatedIts rough out here
>>61945161Nah you're right this is gay. I'm gonna go jack off and play sts2
>all these AAAHHHsmeanwhile my (female) natural gas is up 3.3% today and 23% YTD.do yourselves a favor and nestle your face betwixt the ass cheeks of a beautiful woman and start waking up to where the real value in life lies.
>>61945116MSFT and Ruri
>>61945145>47% income tax.Socialists are mentally ill.
>>61945162Have you considered reversing yourself?
>>61945161I'm guessing a lot of people are losing money and they don't handle it well
DOUBLE TOP ITS FUCKING JOEVERAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHWHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Just ate some beans
>HOL UP HOL UP HOL UP HOL UPI'm still getting raped but it's not quite as hard right now
>anime never existed>but you are the greatest trader alivedo you accept?
>>61945183Green by close brotha
Guess I'll fuck off and work on taxes then play Breath of the Wild
>>61945191Coffwe?
>tfw your entry for most stocks is so low that you don't have to worry for a while
>>61945103I'm not a spaniard babe that's just my pheromones you're smelling. It's supposed to make you horny and trick you into finallly falling in love with me babe
Is this thread only for trades? Legit question.
>>61945183OPEN YOUR EYES MANThe MM want you to think this isn't a big deal and hold over the weekend where 2 crucial days will pass with the conflict intensifying.Oil is legit going to skyrocket, that means everything will skyrocket. Even if it is resolved in (2 MORE WEEKS) it will have enormous ripple effects on Asia's economies who depend on the strait the most.
>>61945202There are not many here who are just satisfied holding SPY or All World if you're wondering that
NEXT TIME ON REGIME CHANGE Z
>>61945202This is the non-crypto shitposting thread.Previous options for those still interested.
>>61945162>saw some lag in the options price>try to hit it before gamma wakes up>order rejectedJews did this.
>>61945208kek
>>61945208It would be KINO if Trump was just assassinating world leaders and replacing them with US Senators or whatever rubio isCan we install Holden Bloodfeast as the leader of Iran?
>>61945200except for MRAM btwI suffer
>>61945191If we don't see some derisking at close, this will officially be the fakest market of all time.
Noem should start trading, called the DOW top perfectly.
>>61945219Was there any other news on the Patten lawsuit?
>>61945102Trump hosting an Iranian version of the apprentice to find the next Ayattollah
>>61945116Kazatomprom & Yoshi!!!
>>61945222Patent*
Even if Trump TACO's Isreal will never stop bombing Iran. Ever. They'll keep it up for years and won't stop even after it turns into a Syria style free for all.
It's over if you guys can't rally above the neck line by end of day.
>>61945095I dunno boss...
>>61945214Delicious
>>61945228>tfw no Gamo-chan gf...I wish one of them cucked Nagatoro
There haven't been this many /pol/tards in /smg/ since Russia invaded Ukraine.Post your portfolio or fuck off, you have a whole board you pricks
>>61945203never fucked with oil (too gay and scared), what buy now?
>>61945222no and wont be for a long time>The ITC has assigned the investigation to Administrative Law Judge Doris Johnson Hines who will soon set a target date for completing the investigation, which generally concludes 14-16 months from institution.
Computershare makes me want to claw my eyes out
>>61945073same Spanish leader that is legalizing half a million migrant Muslims after turning Spain into an economic basket-casealso, what does your post have to do with business or economics?shouldn't that shit be on /pol/?
>>61945240Look at the price action from November. If I had done nothing it would have been over 200k by Thanksgiving. I sold too early, but It started going parabolic and I got scared. I like risk, but even I have limits.PPLT did really well, but its super volatile. The good days are really good, but one bad day and its fucking over.
>>61945203so what are you saying?I will make money from this as long as I hold?
>>61945234Israel = USAThere is no universe where the USA pulls out and Israel goes at it alone.
Reminder that trump saying he will not negotiate is part of his negotiation style
>>61945248kek baggie
>>61945234>Israel>theyare americans not aware that Israel and the US are literally the same shit?
>Trump announces some weird kind of oilmarket manipulation>Oil up +10% next day
>>61945246Oil & Gold & Modern Defence companies like ONDS This will blow over eventually but I believe we are in for a 10 - 15% correction which will likely see 30 - 50 % losses by some major companies.So buy defensive now and don't start slurping tech etc at least for 2 to 3 weeks. By then, the price will probably scare you off lol.
>>61945235We've snuck through it a couple times on the daily close and got back over it since they weren't big expiration days. Probably would be worse today because Friday expiration volume.
>>61945268it wasn't priced in
>sold IBITand ETHA before they completely shit the bed>want to rebuy>they keeps having dead cat bounceswhy?
>>61945279Usecase for an ETF of digital nothing?
>US Customs And Border Patrol Is Preparing System To Process Refunds That Will Be Ready For Use In 45 Days - CBP Official In Court FilingYes refunds
>>61945285Us customs and border patrol are a bunch of goons who harass people who come to the us with a valid visa.
>>61945282Greater fool theory I just need others to buy it I don't know or care what half the shit in my portfolio does
So very many of you will make more money by walking away from your broker for a 2 - 3 week hiatus than you will by agonising over the next big dump minute by minute. Be kind to yourselves smiggers. This is going to drop. HARD. All the wheels are in motion. The market will pressure on Trumplestitskin and force a TACO but it has to hurt each and every one of us for extended losses on sequential days and weeks first to achieve that.
>>61945285>>61945287somehow customs are always niggers>usaniggers>canadaniggers>bahamasniggers>uksand niggers
>>61945292post puts/shorts position
anyone looking at DHT?
>>61945298I've got £100,000 cashish ready to pounce on lows like I did in April after exiting in Feb.My only holdings, and you guys will love this, are GAMB & GRRR teehee
>>61945290Bitcoin has a historical pattern of all subsequent through-to-peak rallies yielding less and less. Next one will just be like 1.5x, because the last one was 2x. It is really worth the hassle for just 50%-80% gain?
>>61945255Oof! I returned to trading on December so I wasn't around on November reading charts. Man, I don't have the stomach for that kind of risk, specially not my own money kek. That's why I trade on prop.Why don't you retire with those types of gainz? You like your job so much?
Aaaaand I'm green thanks to my yuro shit and us defense.Time to play some Summer Memories.
>>61945292>>61945304>The retard that's been doomposting all day is the GAMB/GRRR anon who has now outed himself as also being europeanLmao.
>>61945292I'll just buy le dip
lean hogs
>>61945073>called war illegalThey keep saying this about every war they don't like but what the fuck is a legal war. You may follow the protocol in your cunt but once you cross the border you're breaking the laws of another cunt anyway
where did everyone go? the last thread was several posts per minute
>>61945317>>61945292>euro>posts gay ai pictures>still shilling grrr and gamb
>>61945323I got things to do. Good trading day today heehee
>>61945323I just assume I'll be red and will continue holding my leveraged bull ETF through this all
>>61945307>It is really worth the hassle for just 50%-80% gain?Uh...yes?
>>61945323Dumb V is less entertaining than big doomp. Simple as.
BOIL>BOILBOIL
>>61945322war is just sport for the rich and powerful obviously
>$90 a barrel >it's still going up>over $100 is essentially an oil shock that will cause a massive surge in global inflation again and slow the global economyFucking why? Was this really worth it? Holy fuck Israel really does just control western society
>>61945322it's legal if you're on the right side of historySpain will forgive us as soon as they see how much gay sex Iranians will be having
>SPY back to level I sold it at in December >account is +6% since then>+3% after draws for monthly spendingmeanwhile wagecucks passive "investing"... Lol... Lmao even.
>XOM>PBR>NRGU>KOS
>>61945342I've realized +28% YTD
>>61945208>we rome iii naoIts about time we finally end the charadeactual cyberpunk dystopia coming soon™
>>61945295I think our Leader should get someone like Anakin Skywalker from Attack of the Clones to take care of all the sand people boss.
>>61945339Remember when all the oil execs were complaining that it made "no sense" to "invest" in Venezuelan oil production since oil was below $70 a barrel? Time to rev up those vuvezelas.
>>61945349Im about 20%. MONEY INTHEDENK!
>>61945323Chuds went to call their shrinks. It’s actually happening and their minds can’t cope.
>Fed's Miran: Neutral Is Like 2.5% To 2.75% - We Should Get There, Then Re-Evaluate
>>61945324I think my pictures are pretty neat desu senpai
mfw I bought oil monday at EU open and I sold as soon as I hit +7% and I missed the gains of the next 4 days
>>61945309Its not sustainable, realistically. Im clearing out my debt and setting aside enough to put 50% down on a house. I will continue to trade, but not nearly as much as I am now. I need to curb my risk and start building a new foundation. >>61945323I was grabbing a beer.
>>61945363>barrels labeled "yummy"ok i take it back, AI is the future
>>61945323Shills reassigned to another more important board, feelsbadman
>>61945342>>61945349based
stock influencers are mooooooning
>>61945366Whatcha drinking smiggiekins?I am on inches cider, it is truly the nectar of the gods I will be unable to drink any other cider after this.Just one inch, that's all it takes!
>>61945323Honestly everything is just depressing right now because the west is very clearly telling the middle class to go fuck themselves. Also there are a lot of people that feel betrayed as hell by Trump essentially revealing himself to be George Bush 2.0
>>61945323>>61945323>where did everyone go? the last thread was several posts per minute
KEK OIL
>>61945349Grats. I'm playing it more conservative than past years and am more than accepting of 6% in 3 months given the risk I have taken (very little compared to the past). My heart can't handle holding overnight 3000 lots of weeklies anymore that you are down 35% on (your entire net worth) in like 30 minutes with only 2 days remaining. Been there. Done that. Multiple times. I came to the realization that I am too rich for that shit. But what have you been trading this year to make so much?
>>61945378I don't remember george bush starting a war because the isrealis had kompromat
>>61945381holy shit the US economy is kill
>>61945378>Also there are a lot of people that feel betrayed as hell by Trump essentially revealing himself to be George Bush 2.0the man who mainlines Israeli cum with his entire cabinet and state department doing what israel tells him to? Whaaaaaaat?!?!?
>>61945383>I don't remember george bush starting a war because the isrealis had kompromatYou cannot be serious. You have to be under age to genuinely say with a straight face that George Bush of all mother fuckers didn't start wars in the middle east for Israel
>>61945323Some of us have better things to do on a Friday night than smigpost with our dicks in our hands.Not me, but some of us.
uuuh bros, the administration told me yesterday the strait was as open as a loli gaping anus out of Epstein island.Why does this read like it's not open?
So what are all the blue collars going to do when they don’t have jobs?I sell trucks for an American make and I haven’t had a single customer walk in all week.We usually do 130 units a month.
>>61945386It's still true. A lot of people were sold on the lie that he would be good for the middle class and wouldn't start any new wars. He was always bragging about how little wars he was starting and how many he was ending.And all the discourse I see around this is just self destructive. There is a genuine moment for reform here but people would rather gloat and be retards
>>61945323its lunch time anon
>>61945391Drill baby drill?
What did that dumb fuck do?
>>61945382I safely got in and out on the silver pump in jan with both AGQ and HYMC calls and have also been swinging space letfs and selling put spreads on space on 10% red days.I am currently holding S and KODK for earnings
>>61945391That is the price of oil, not the status of the Straight of Homo.
>>61945391Reminder if it goes over $100 we get an oil shock
>>61945391Just a few weeks ago, Trump was trying to get the oil price down to starve the Russians and their war. So much for that! Israel called.
So where's the nigger who said this when I mentioned that Trump offering insurance wouldn't do anything? Ready to apologise yet you faggot
>>61945401>oil shockexplain pls
brehs
Reminder: I'm enjoying this market because I went all in on Palantir. You did listen when I told you over, and over, and over, to buy PLTR, right anon? Also, OP is so Europoor his portfolio is filled with crusty Spaghettios
>>61945407the lengths americans will go to to pretend like a teenager having sex is the worst thing that could ever happen in all of human existence
if OIL moons I might recover on Cocoa and I want that ngl
>>61945407>ivan_drago.jpg
>>61945407president of affordability
>>61945116Pyra and Nintendo. For one, I know Nintendo will still be alive and kicking in 100 years, can't say the same for that many companies. And incidentally, Pyra as well and the best of all, she won't age.
>>61945407Based. Any cost must be borne for Israel!
>>61945407he's a russian asset
>>61945407IF HE DIES, HE DIES
>>61945403Watch what he does, not what he says.The old world order is over, america is retreating to the western hemisphere and is pushing everyone else towards russia/china. I don't know why, but everything he's been doing is in line with a world that is split in half. Europe is being kicked out of the nest and bitch slapped hard to wake the fuck up, they have no defense and they have no energy. This war in the middle east is a wake up call.I don't expect it to last, he will pull out and come up with some other absurd thing in a few weeks to shift attention to. Probably canada 51st state again.
>>61945323>where did everyone go? the last thread was several posts per minuteThere's no news and the usual spam is quiet because>VOO is down 2% this week. Not good, but not terrible.>Europe down 7%. Shuts up the people dick sucking Macron anons >EWY down 17%. Shuts up the yellow fever anons.>China continues to not do anythingThe manic confusion has subsided into mundane rudderlessness.
>>61945407All in a day's work.
>>61945407lel were the pedo file that bad?
>>61945407OMG I AM GOING TO HAVE TO SPEND AN EXTRA $20 A WEEK TO FILL UP MY GAS TANK BECAUSE THOSE G_DDAMN JEWS JUST WANT TO LIVE IN PEACE BOSS!!!!
>>61945418>no defense and they have no energyThis is what happens when you GO GAY.
>>61945323no american markets for me on friday evening
>>61945268That's exactly what communism does. You end up with no oil and no food.Incredible how it always ends up the same. Went quicker than expected this time, but hey, the world spins faster than back then these days.
>>61945418he needs to pull out fast. It would have been so much better if he just killed the ayotollah and brought the ships back homethe longer this goes on the worse it getsthe split world is incredibly bullish for the US
if China ever attacks Taiwan, it has to be now right? While the US is busy in Iran and the Anti Air stockpiles are depleted
>>61945406Energy is used for everything. oil over $100 will essentially force inflation to creep up
>>61945408I went hard for Palantir, Rheinmetall, Chevron and Defense stock ETF Do i expect gains or lossesI'm new to this shit
>throw 25k at oil last friday>up 180%
I'm stacking oil ETFs for when oil becomes the new unobtainium.
>>61945429China will never attack Taiwan. They'd be starting a war with the entirety of Asia, US involvement minimal
>>61945342I have so much money I dollar cost average my paychecks as retard insurance, but yeah I can't even imagine the people who put their whole life into boglemaxxing
>>61945073DOW 40k by june
>>61945441I can see it.
>>61945388His point is at least Bush start wars in the middle east due to some misguided sense of vengeance and righteousness following 9/11.Trump started this war because Mossad agent Epstein gave Israel videos of Trump fucking kids.Pretty different, I would say.
>>61945436>on a fridayI wish I had your balls bro
>>61945438pretty sure Malaysia and Vietnam at the very least are Chinese puppet states though right?I don't know, I'm not saying China will do something, because despite the military exercise bs they've never sent militaries around the globe like the US and Russia frequently do, but I still think this war with Iran might be their best opportunity to strike Taiwan if they ever plan on doing itOr maybe they're going to leverage oil rising to deal a big economic blow to the USit's so hard to know what their game is honestly
ahhhh my car takes 93 octaneI can't reeeeeeev ackwhy didn't I buy an electric carwhy didn't I get vaccinated
XOM barely doing shit when oil and gas go +11% is fucking retarded.yes, they have activities in the Gulf and thus are affected, but come the fuck on, it should AT LEAST do +3 or +4% regarding to the share of money coming from there, as the rest of the activities worldwide are literally printing money.Once again, the market is fucking FUCKTARDED, but I said as much when it sold fucking oil 2 days ago.I'm fucking tired of this clown shitshow of a "market".
>>61945429Joe Biden tried to force the Chinese into a conflict his entire presidency.Beijing isn’t biting. All they have to do is sit and wait. They’re not going to make the same mistake Japan and Germany did trying to topple the old world order.They’ve learned from America, who did exactly that twice.Just sit around, wait until the rest of the world has exhausted itself, then jump in and take the W.
Nonfarm payroll data has revised jobs from +130,000 in January to -92,000, the unusually large jobs gain came after the Bureau Of Labour Statistics changed their births & deaths modelling, US manufacturing jobs was revised to -12,000 compared with a previous of +5,000 and private jobs and US private payrolls was revised to -86,000 compared with the previous +172,000
>>61945424the pump price is not the only impact thoughit feeds into literally everything... production, trucking etc, margins squeezed or costs go upsnowballs from there, inflation, low to no growth, fed caught in a bind on rates.... jobs are already a fucking disastercan they even print to any notable degree without something melting down?
>>61945398>I am currently holding S and KODK for earningsAnything else you got? Im heavy PBR with some NTR, LGO and WIX.
mfw I need three times that to recover my cocoa losses
>>61945429The spooks said they are aiming to "be ready" by 2027 which doesnt imply eminence. If anything the oil situation probably sets them back a bit. Not even considering iran supposedly had the new china radars and they did nothing
>>61945407>I was considering going long on oil last Friday, but pussied outfuck my life
>>61945448>Malaysia and Vietnam at the very least are Chinese puppet statesnot really, they'll both love to see china make the wrong move actually
>>61945446I mean I wouldn't doubt it. It 100% looks like black mail.
>>61945448Lol Vietnam hates China with a passion, they market themselves as that other live leak foundry epicentre of a corrupt commie regime but not Chinese. They cozy up to the US and especiallty Trump they love him.
>>61945429>>61945438many of the US bases on that side of the middle east that would be used as staging posts got yeeted by the iranians and probably won't be back given the seethe from arab statesif ever there was a time....
>>61945447They might get the strait open over the weekend, but I don't think so. Three days of fear will show up on Monday, instead of just one.
I hope your buying into the weekend. No good news will come out of it
>>61945472given today's pump, I'd assume it's priced in
>>61945431>ETFOoooof, big miss
>>61945472You think this is going to end soon? Not a hope.
The market barely reacting to the jobs data showing over 90,000 job losses and crude oil rising over 30% to $89 and brent crude rising over 30% to $91 should tell you that we're in a bubble
>>61945216Oil bros... I thinking this is the big one... $140 by Monday..
>>61945477I like sector ETFs, saves having to do a bunch of gay research
it's MRVL baby
>>61945424Check what it did in 2022. You know, the inflation you were all complaining and screeching about. And look what it did to the markets.God damn /smg/ is getting fucking worse and worse.
>>61945429They just need to blockade it.
>>61945488Based
>>61945448China's territorial aggression is very unpopular in Asia no matter how much money they throw around. Why would the chinese strike now when they can just wait. China soft power, ancient culture, patient and wise. US brash, hotheaded military
>>61945444>>61945441heh, you should have sold more
Everyone in this thread is surviving on pure copium who didn't go hard into oil or defense stocks. Enjoy Monday, it will be a circuit breaker down day.
>>61945431I was expecting much better from Rheinmetall, but thinking about it they don't really build any stuff being useful in the middle east
>>61945476It should have been priced in yesterday. The price can't keep up with the fear, and the surplus fear that's not priced in will build for two days over the weekend.Unless the strait opens.
>>61945457I wish that was the case, but seriously a measly 20% price increase on oil isn't going to have any significant repercussions in our economy boss.
>>61945477The ETF is mostly just the basic US defense stocks though, will that fuck me over too?
85 IQ capital management
>>61945485The gay research is the part that makes you rich. Read a 10K, get 10K. Shrimple as.
>>61945492The US is moving in more and more weapons systems. It wants to use Formosa as a platform to attack China after the theoretical Iran and Russia victories. It won’t play out like that. And we will get a global conflagration.
>>61945458yea im shorting the VIX too, bitch is putting up a fight rn fr fr lil homie finna throw handsI been thinking about PBR
>>61945500It started off at $66 the increase is well over 30%
>>61945472All Shitran has to do is lob a drone or a naval drone on some tanker a day to make sure the strait remains closed. One. That's all it has to do.Or even just one every two days for that matter.
>>61945497I'm more thinking about them arming more to deter the ruskis if America pivots to other theatres from Europe (like it is doing now)
>>61945398>the silver pumpmy own personal bias against digital pieces of paper representing boomer rocks made me miss it. I almost exclusively scalp trade mega cap tech stocks.>space letfsI have been doing small swing trades on ASTS this year for dinner money each week. I almost want to buy some long shares just see where it goes if they deliver on their promises this year. But I also don't fix what isn't broken.>and selling put spreads on space on 10% red days.I unloaded a bunch of short puts for like 30% profit on this mornings ASTS pump and then restarted my position for next week on the subsequent dump. I have a feeling war is on the menu for this weekend though. Either that or it's totally off the menu. Either way markets could be weird Monday so Im just keeping everything small for now even that these elevated IV levels. >holding KODKWhat year is it? I remember when I was in public accounting during the pandemic, an intern had to stop work for a bit to sell his Kodak stock after it pumped on news they would make vaccine chemicals or something related to the COVID vaccine.
You were warned this would happen to oil
>>61945272Lenovo and HP are crabbing. Been that way for days. They are pre crashed. I know I bought before Iran bombing. They were hardly affected by the dumps.
>>61945456The fuck is that revision, holy shit it's bad
>>61945388bush started war because muh 9/11 and US normies thought it was justtrump started war because STOP TALKING ABOUT EPSTEIN THE DOW IS OVER 50K!!! and normies or just like....what?
>>61945499>Unless the strait opens.given that IRGC has been MIA since last night, either they are almost beaten, or they're reloading for a big attackno way to tell, but I won't take the risk of buying oil right now
Imagine the pure oil carnage $165 a barrel when Iran uses missile silos to destroy the remaining major oil infrastructure of the GCC... Blumf was right. He really will bring about armageddon for the goyim
>>61945513wasn't that unironically already priced in? ukraine has been going on for too long Tbh
>>61945516>>61945521I hate how I always feel too late. I should have bought the second I read about the strait, now it's way too late and every normie knows about it. And then this'll probably happen and I'll post the same thing again >>61945525
>>61945440I will say I was kinda trolling with my post. When the market inevitably rips bobos face off, they get to experience the full force of the coom from that whereas it's possible (and probable even) that I won't have enough risk on when the time comes for the face ripping rally that has to inevitably come or else all those wage cucks will stop waging.
>>61945500Up 40% in three months. And may go higher. The first input to everything the global economy. Is oil gas and coal. I don’t know why I reply to you. You’ve categorically the worst takes of anyone here. And it’s every post. Not even an occasion pearl of wit or wisdom. And you’ve chose to put a sign over your head and advertise your ineptitude. It’s quite impressive actually Gobbler. Anything else? Baws.
>>61945519Sure is but you wouldn't know it with the market's reaction, a loss of 92,000 jobs in January, that's recession numbers and that's before the war
>oil is 90.10FUCK ME! I should have held those future contracts.
>>61945484if it hits 140 i'm literally gonna make it
>>61945514>ASTSASTX would buy twice as much dinner>KODKpension debt restructuring and something about an advanced chemical division. Check the chart, it's continuously overlooked only to be noticed on good earnings
>RCAT
>>61945529You need to get Rick Rule pilled. Oil was one of the last commodities to run. The writing was on the wall. Pure, plain and simple. No DEI stocks, no woke corporations, no stock option participation prices. Crude oil is governed by supply and demand. Maximum lethality. Now, President Trump will pump my Oil Bags to the Moon in honor of the late great Khameini
POOOOOOMP (oil)
When will Trump stop?This is fucking insane
>>61945531>possible (and probable even) that I won't have enough risk onThat's why I started doing both in separate accounts
>>61945551ok FUCK what are you niggers buying to gamble on oil??
>>61945073I haven't looked at fidelity all weekI can't do it
>>61945556UCO
>>61945547punchable faggot face
>>61945525>Global energy crisis Hnnnnnggggg pvre kino
Feels a little early to be calling euphoria over oil, but I see euphoria over oil.
>>61945547Reminder that oil will dump below 100$ on a tweet from trump between 230-330 pm screencap this.
>>61945556oil CFDs for Europeans
>zero mu postsI'm a baggie aren't I
December's jobs were also revised downward from a previous +48,000 jobs to -17,000 jobs
>>61945559I bought 3/20 40 Ceither this happens FAST or it doesn't happen at all
>>61945569I voted for this
oil
>>61945554Shock and Awe meine friend.You're shocked now but just you wait for the awe come Monday.
I'm glad I work from home and don't drive.
Does USO still send a K-1 tax form? (chatgpt was trying to convince me it doesn't) That shit spooked me one year when it came after I already filed, but fortunately was zero since I only day traded it.
>>61945577my EV is in the shop :(
>>61945556Thinking of getting some calls on USO but im trying to gtfo
regime change japan and make me leader
>>61945568Earnings will be good MU MUBut its still beholden to broader market conditions so who knows, I will slurp before earnings if it drops significantly.
OP is a fag who posts articles from a literal Iranian PR agent (picrel). Get fucked buddy, American already toppled your leadership and now we're going to destroy every piece of your critical infrastructure. Iran is going to look like Gaza when this is finished. Me personally, I'm looking forward to my Persian refugee warbride.
>>61945568kek I sold at 410 in january a soon as people here said it was going to be the next nvidia,
>>61945577>rising oil only impacts people who drivethere's no way you're this retarded
>>61945568I'm a MUU baggie...I'll continue to hold though since >>61945563 is right calling europhia
>>61945543>ASTX would buy twice as much dinnerI'm sure but the market jannies in the normal underlying are already pretty unfair. Just today I was short next fri's 88 puts @ $3.22 per contract and I ended up closing them out (earlier than I should have) for $2.77. at the very same moment I was pressing the confirm and send button the price shifted another $0.30 in my favor and I still got the $2.77 fill instead of the now advertised 2.45 price. They went down to $2.11 today but are now back to over $3. Pretty juicy action on a 30 delta weekly. Enough juice for me anyway. I tend to avoid leveraged etfs due to liquidity concerns either in the underlying or the options or both.
>>61945554I don't think it's up to him.
Just went full port SGOV. Think im just gonna pay off my house instead of losing gains.
>>61945582I bought 3/20 calls I will sell on monday either wayEither it spirals out of control over the weekend or panic subsides
Closed my ATM credit spread now i'm rotating into just USO stock as it's a little less risky then lososing it all on an option. I have a sell target of $120 a barrel I think it's doable. It might good higher but I'll have made a pretty good profit. like 20% my portfolio is oil at the moment. Time to go jerk off with some anons on /trash/
>>61945577Ugh I have to fill up for the drive see my fucking gfStupid bitch
>>61945573that's a bourgeois way to get skin cancer
>>61945543>pension debt restructuring and something about an advanced chemical division. Check the chart, it's continuously overlooked only to be noticed on good earningsI'm from the area. Used to do tax returns for Kodak pensioners. You couldn't pay me to touch that stock. They grow shitty medical weed in the old factory area now. The rent from the weed operation is probably buried in the financials somewhere.
At what price of oil did Biden use the Strategic Petroleum Reserve? Will Trump do the same?
>>61945554
>>61945600I'll come join you!
>>61945607lol why would Iran surrender?They're winning
>>61945577I'm glad I don't work
>>61945607He called for unconditional surrender from Iran, nothing short of that, markets completely underappreciated this war from the start yet you niggers still think the market is smarter than it is
>>61945547So, how does that dumb tissue werk. Because then you sneeze on the US flag, and this is as insulting as burning it.Fucking dumb shit.
wow btc really took a shit today
>>61945604see you in two weeks babe
Did I start investing at the worst time? down like 15% and its mostly what people deem to be safe growth stocks like google.
>>61945577>accepting a job offer without hedging transportation costswagies hedged with futures it won't effect them
>>61945586This but unironically. Lol. Lmao even at the 3rd understudy leader threatening to unleash weapons the world has never seen before. It's like, buddy, you were the 3rd understudy for a reason. You probably don't want to turn this into a pissing contest with the US and Israel on unreleased black budget weapons. Yes I'm long NVDA how could you tell?
>>61945612The market is way too used to TACOs
>>61945617most definitely
>>61945617Freak the fuck out and panic sell everything right now
>>61945617thank you for your service
>>61945569At this point it's clear there was number manipulation. Sure it always get revised, that's way it exists in the first place, but not by completely missing the mark THAT much. Here it's a complete mirror, even.
>>61945616I hope you win and are picrel in 2 weeks.
>>61945621When Trump openly called for regime change in his public address and say you're going to raze their military and in the opening strike you wipe out their leadership including their "Supreme Leader" then by that point it should be obvious, but the market was up
>>61945633I read about the air bridge on twitter, but thought it was a bluff and then doubly so when the war didn't happen that weekend
>>61945633The market thought he was exagerating as he often is
>>61945639lol
>oilholy fuck were gonna make it oil bros
>>61945639Nigger when he wiped out their leaders it made things crystal clear, it also makes Iran's response crystal clear, but the market was up after that
Vix up bigly, wat noou?
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>>61945599I would keep an eye on CL=F as that is the underlying asset and USO is basically and ETF. It looks like it just went up another 3% so I would just keep moving the stop loss or take gains when you can.
>>61945655>>61945657
>>61945651Many hedgies are looking for >40 then a sharp drawdown to mark the macro bottom
Any good WHEAT picks gents? or is it over at this point?
>>61945655>>61945657what do?
>>61945683Lower post #
>>61945496but they said that was supposed to be today, yesterday
>>61945532Oil isn't going to stay this high very long.
>>61945739
>>61945739Look boss, the trend is your friend that's how it is. What's the sign for the reversal?
>>61945159Ah okay so it's lemming mentality. We can't hit a stable double digit fast enough to price these people out.
>>61945272the us wont and cant fight a ground war in iran so they will have to use air and drones en masse.
>>61945665Hope to see you around, my friend. It's been a pleasure speaking with another trader even if we trade different assets and derivatives.
