Europeans Are Poor For A Reason Edition>Please leave your political posts at the door unless they involve Business or Finance.>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesPrevious>>61938436
>oil is $91.30
Is pussy juice a sutiable alternative for lubricant oil?
OIL BROS STATUS REPORTHOW ARE THOSE GAINS
>>61945659You did buy some last week, right anon?
BOIL>BOILBOIL
>>61945635>>61945635>>61945635>>61945635
>>61945673I'm holding SLB and I've made nothing.
>>61945668Considering the price of pussy, no, it isn't.
Why the fuck didnt i just buy a shitton of oil fuck this gay ass inheritance account I got that only lets me take out 10k/day
I am officially out of MUU and into UCO you may call this a top
>>61945659Check again
Like, why would there even be a tax on tips? Tips are taxfree service related gifts by the customers as a sign of appreciation. How is "no tax on tips" even a thing? LMAO
>>61945673Pitiful. XOM should at least pump +4%. Yes they have activities in the Gulf, but it's like the stupid ass market is pricing the 70% that's done elsewhere at literally zero even though oil and gas are pumping like madTHIS IS FUCKING RETARDEDI'M SICK OF THIS RETARDED MARKETIT DESERVES TO FUCKING CRASH, AND IT WILL FUCKING CRASH DUE TO COSMIC LEVELS OF FUCKTARDATION
See that red candle? When they pathetically tried to suppress it? And it fucking werked"muh strait is open, trust us"fucking fucktards
Guess I'm not slurping yet in this fucky market. I'm going to play StS2 for the next 10 hours for a dose of sanity.
Wait, so if oil go up.. oil company go up too?
92,000 job losses in February, 17,000 job losses in December revised down from the previous gain of 48,000, US Producer Price Index(Measures cost to make goods) rose to 2.9% in January, inflation already rising and that was before the war, Fed can't cut rates due to the high inflation, RECESSION COMING IN 2026
oh yea i'm betting big on oil going up BIG this weekend
>>61945692It pumped pretty hard YTD I think XOM speculation is distilling before reality is embraced
>>61945702My taxes paid for that candle
>>61945702>the entire oil industry depends on americas ability to regime change without boots on the ground
>>61945709You'd think so right? Exactly why I bought Oil companies and the price isn't moving.
>>61945679I know you're brown so you won't understand this, BUT STOP FUCKING BAKING EARLY AHMED
btcisters why arent we going back up???
I'm going to be laughing my fucking ass off when all of this ends up being major bullish for reneweables because you can't block the fucking sun with weapons, atleast without killing most life on earth. When Trump "fuck the wind turbines" term ends green energy will be the best performing industry during his presidency.
>>61945721Crash that shit down to 35k already so I can park on it until 2029
>tankers start forming a line to go through the strait>ETA 25 days>7 days delay means literally nothingin awe of the size of this nothingburger
This will be over by Monday and we can go back to talking about tech stocks.. right guys?
So what exactly are the effects of only oil going up, exclusively
>>61945718Like seriously imagine not just buying oil
>>61945577Me on my daily commute:
>>61945725
>Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent said Wednesday that a 15% tariff rate will likely enter force this week, marking an increase from the current 10% level.https://au.finance.yahoo.com/news/bessent-says-15-tariff-rate-125810295.html
Man I just need half a million and I never have to wage again. I can just trade my way to even more wealth.
Trump would rather crash the entire economy than admit to being a hebephile
>>61945740unironically what it feels like to do the speed limit in Florida.
>>61945746I have 800k worth of inheritance pending you could imagine my anguish
Don't be a panican
>>61945733They've been positioned like that this whole time.
>>61945738I am too retard for CFD i just started yesterday for fun
>>61945755
>>61945733ok but the tanker that was previously at the front of the line which had ETA of 0 days before this started, is now 7 days (and counting) delayed
Nice strait control you've got there, fucktards. Not only they hit a ship, they even hit the rescue ship.
gas is going to $4-$5 per gallon i think.
Be honest guys, has trading ever been this EXCITING and THRILLING before??
>>61945755fucking incredible
>>61945755tha fuck?
>PLAYDave and Busters is approaching all time low in terms of price. This institution will not fail, it is too big to fail. Don't miss out
>>61945770I was watching that ship yesterday, it was a Maltese ship
>>61945755whats $1.6 T among frens boss?
>>61945774This is the shit I LIVE FOR MAN
>>61945770Don't worry Trump said they are out of missiles
>>61945755>They think the US is paying back a dime of those tariffs.HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH, deep breath, HAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
>>61945774It's only exciting and thrilling when I make money. This isn't exciting or thrilling.
>>61945761they've been anchored, now more and more of them are underway using engine
So all in natgas time?
Trump has well and truly fucked it I’m beyond irony, this is all insane
>>61945774I enjoyed my passive gains, desu
>>61945774I don't even watch series or movies anymore, real life is way more entertaining.
Quick reminder Gulf state now have better priorities than to invest in the fucking AI meme CAPEX blackhole
92.50!!!!!!
>>61945810you jinxed it
>>61945798Don't worry, he has three more years to make even funnier fuckups.
>>61945795I own vopak shares, it appears like I'm one explosive lawn mower away of eating shit.
>>61945755I'm not going to speak badly of this Administration as the Democrats and Kamala would have done far worse by now with Russia. We would have been glowing feral ghouls by now. At least Trump is smart enough to pick fights with the non-nuclear countries.
Don't overlook PL, it seems they have government backing and their shit works
Whispers:- Availability of ship fuel in Asia no longer guaranteed- Product tanker rates in Asia are crashing. There are no cargoes. Refineries slowing down fast.- VLCCs stuck inside the Gulf starting to get fixed at obscene rates for storage. $500,000 per day to store 2 million barrels. Onshore storage running out fast.- India in full panic mode. They purchased Russian barrels first, and the US announcement of "sanctions reprieve" came later. The US did not want it to seem like India crossed Trump.In other news, another mega petchem complex in Singapore declared force majeure today.GS Caltex plant in Yeosu should declare soon. These are not small operations.
Even if ships start crossing the price of insurance will be immense, some tankers are unisurable with how much they cost and so the company owning the ship won't take the tail risk of getting hit and lossing a pirceless tanker
OIL BARRONS, WHAT ARE YOUR PREDICTIONS ON PRICE.
>>61945815There are apparently no brakes on this trains.Or fuel either.....
Some of your should become familiar with this little known film from 1981. The Gulf countries are very very unhappy about what’s happening.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rollover_(film)“ Financial Times (FT) reporting (cited widely on March 5-6): Gulf nations are reviewing overseas investments and future commitments to ease budget pressures. Officials mentioned internal reviews to potentially invoke force majeure clauses in contracts, reassess current holdings, or scale back/cancel future pledges—including in the US. This is described as a precautionary measure amid the war’s economic toll, though no formal withdrawals have been confirmed yet. Any major pullback could impact global markets and add diplomatic pressure on the US for resolution.”
>>61945678SOLDEDso now I'm a NO NATGAS NIGGERmight start another position l8r.
>>61945809ok but the main investors in AI capex are american hyperscalers. So the fates of sandniggers don't really matter here
>>61945827If oil hits $100, short fucking everything
So apparently this is what the market is pricing in annual inflation to be for these time periods >5 years - 2.46%>10 years - 2.29%>20 years - 2.40%>30 years - 2.15%How does anyone believe this shit
>>61945842How high do you think it will go. Looking to dabble with UCO
>>61945824what does force majeure do for these operations? Is this just to shutdown?We're just going to turn the oil off for the old world? Does trump think he's the fucking kwisatz haderach??
>>61945673much thanks to the anon who told me to buy USO a few days ago
>>61945827During the ukraine war it spiked to 120 and russia accounted for 10% of global oil exports. My sell point is 120 a barrel but I'll stop loss at $80 if this does get resolved (it fucking won't)
>>61945822
>>61945848Kuwait is already shutting down their production yes
>Check catalog>Search "oil">21 resultsNah
It's Alan Greenspans 100th birthday today
>>61945865the catalog is 99% pajeets scamming shitcoins
>>61945822Migatard cope. Biden and Obama both death with Russia without direct involvement, death of us soldiers or crashing the economy.
>>61945859
>>61945859I'm going to match you at 120 too anon. Plus honestly that's the funny price silver went to before it cratered
>>61945842Shit, should I open a DAX short position. Germany will get completely heemed by high energy cost.
HGRAF is back!
>>61945847$120 is certain, $150 is probable, $180 is plausible, $200 could briefly appear as the peak.
>>61945848Force majeure basically means all contracts are null and void for now, with no legal recourse for those affected. They are under no obligation to honor purchasing or sale agreements. I don't think the plants are shutting down, but operating at very reduced capacity. If they shut down it could take months to restart.Petchem complexes is where naphtha gets cracked into all sorts of materials that are then turned into plastic, rubber, solvents, adhesives, chemicals and so on. Just about everything you see around you involves those things. The main difference between petchem plants and refineries is that petchem is "just in time". There are no storage buffers. That's why they are shutting down almost immediately.Most countries have crude stocks to last months, I don't think regular refineries are going to have issues. The reason why fuel is scarce is because the gulf itself had major refineries that are not isolated from the rest of the world.
>>61945869The only Fed chair capable of SCHIZOANALYSIS.
I’m scared desus
>>61945847peaked 15 min ago
All money exit everywhere enter oil sell at 120-130 dam
what do you mean "disallowed loss" stupid dumb fucking broker
>>61945847depends on how long the war goes on, its complete speculation but probably what >>61945885 said
kek I'm going to end the day green from -2.5%
So uh guys, uh, about those rate cuts?
>>61945909congrats
>>61945888isn't it too early to stop production, considering that tankers that have left the gulf 2 weeks ago did not yet arrive to Singapore?
>>61945888That seems less bullish for crude but I'm still betting on the price of oil over reacting over the next few weeks.Is it petchem refineries being shut down or all refineries?
>>61945901Ngl, I almost bought right there. I saw the cascade though.
So oil companies arent going to moon along just oil tf
>>61945909based
>>61945881>>61945877It's a 30% gain, go ahead and calculate the 1.3x the price of whatever oil stock (not oil companies) your using, accounting for leverage. Go ahead and put your sell orders in now, Good till closed sit back and relax. Having an exit point is how you win, holding forever is how you get raked like silver bros. It may go beyond $120 but at that point the risk of a correction outwieghs the potential reward. The last time oil hit $120 the oil reserves activated and sold for 95$
>>61945918nice
>>61945912What happened to the other thread?!
If america messes with Spain, can Spain close the Strait of Gibraltar?That would stop all shipments heading to Israel through there.
oh vey, oil just lost 3%, what did the orange nigger tweet this time just so I can laugh at how gullible that fucktarded dumb market is
>>61945928Bruh spains never going to do that
kek BRICS is already collapsing again
>>61945930I bought
Japan gets 91% of its oil from the strait of Hormuz. Now imagine what would happen to capital markets if they had to redeploy capital in an emergency to save the country and outbid others. Where would NASDAQ go. The DOW
>>61945928The UK has more influence over the strait than Spain
>>61945917those companies refine crude, when they sell it there is a price difference due to forward price pressure. They should go down because the input price is rising but isnt equal to the product on the market. They will take a bit to catch up and elevate the price of fuel for longer.
>>61945932ok turning off the oil spigot for the rest of the world is pretty fucking funny this Trump guy might be alright
>>61945936Japan also has over half a year of storage so they dont care
>>61945932>South Korea>BRICS
>>6194593020bil insurance >US Agency To Create $20 Bln Reinsurance Facility For Gulf Shipping - FT>to createNigga, I'm not sailing through that strait until the insurance is paid. I'm not gonna even sail when it's paid, cause I'm not dying for some oil.
>stop-loss gets triggered>only for the stock to pump hard right afterI fucking hate these dorks dumping and pumping to sweep retail tards like meAt least I'm not completely out, only sold 3/4
any chads entering put selling season with me?
is nobody here playing options with this volatility?
>>61945942and here I am 2 weeks ago choosing to dump whole 2 months earnings into kospi instead of nikkei
>>61945942200 days. 2 weeks LNG. You think they will let that run to zero and just hope is resolves?They will refill it from now on going forward at any price. They will pull capital from the globe to do it.
>>61945951what csps you selling?
>>61945950>he uses stop losses>he doesnt get rock hard from a failed shake out.NGMI
>>61945911WE MUST CONSULT THE BONESWhenever I think I work a BS job I always remind myself that someone gets paid to make the dot plot.
>>61945950>having a sell order at a price you don't want to sell atIt's you're fault.
When do stocks finally go back on pump mode for months on end? Or dump mode?>>61945753Why is it pending?>>61945859>me on the sofa
>>61945959F
>>61945952Im shorting vol on SLV and IBIT, also sold puts on EWY,GLD,EWZ and URA which are a little short vol though mianly directional
Why does the Dow always start low in the morning and then climb back up by the end of the day?
>>61945963Japan gets its LNG from Australia, Japan actually onsells the LNG they get from Australia, they on sold $14 billion worth of Australian LNG in 2024
>>61945966>we're never going below 3%
U GOT 2 GNO WEN 2 HOLD EMGNO WEN 2 FOLD EMGNO WEN 2 WALK AWAYGNO WEN 2 RUNI CAN SMELL UR MOM'S MUFFFROM UNDERNEATH THA TABLEI MIGHT PUT A BALL OF PLAY DOUGHIN MY NOSTRILS SOON
>>61945976>Im shorting vol on SLV and IBIThow are you doing this?
>>61945983You’re gonna get turned upside down and pockets rinsed. Anyone listening to you too. I’m amazed if you actually have any investments. Just another pol tourist nobagger
>>61945872Trump handled the issues the same way with Iran in his first term, and then changed this term. So prior actions don't govern future behavior. The plan under Biden and Kamala was to send in a coalition of the willing of France and the U.K. that would have inevitably sparked a global nuclear war and U.S. intervention. They wanted to destroy Russia by any means necessary including closing up the Baltic, creating a naval blockade that would have also sparked a nuclear war. Very bad people with malign intentions. Nothing good would have come of them in the foreign policy arena had they had 4 more years to work out their plans.
>>61945931>>61945938Then someone can close the Suez canal.That would hurt israel a lot. And piss off americans right?
>>619459662%You know someone snorted a line before this
Dollar dropping. Monday is going to be a sea of green.
>SOXS
>>61945997Time to slurp
>>61945995Anyone with a brain cell could see their plan was literal insanity.
>>61945947And oil going back up at 91That 20B shot of tax money sure was effective to make sure oil had a red candle for 2 minutes.Jesus.
>>61945995
>>61945971Grandma died years ago but my uncle hasn't signed the paper agreeing for solvency and I'm going to have to force court to act, there's 800k thereMom just died I'm getting half her 401k, divorced stepfather problem link getting the other half, been a few months, this should technically resolve quicklyThese boomers really doing their best to keep me down but I will outlast all of them
>>61945965>>61945970It wasn't a loss, I gained. I put stop-losses on the way up to catch what I perceive to be a local top. It is perfect for a wagie like me who doesn't have 8 hours a day to spend infront of a multimonitor setup with charts open.I'm just seething because I got shaken out only for it to pump up further.
I'm pretty sure you could take 80% of Treasury analysts and replace them with chat gpt. Seemingly masters of constructing a buzzword salad that fails to elucidate a correct point.
>>61945947>>61945930>>61946005It's very obvious they are genuinely powerless to stop this and it should be very obvious to IranI wouldn't be surprised if Iran stopped trying to bomb Israel and just did everything it could to keep the straight closedThat will do way more damage than anything they could hit Israel with
>>61945987I can tell you that I am constantly counting my money while I'm sitting at the table boss.
>bombs a school on day 1 of its illegitimate war>massacres 150 kids>nobody gives a shitAre westerners evil?https://www.nytimes.com/2026/03/05/world/middleeast/iran-school-us-strikes-naval-base.html
>>61945992Sell a call sell a put. It's called an iron condor If I sell a put and the sotck drops then my put is more to buy back but my call is less to buy back so it evens out. You loose money if there's a big enough jump beyond the put or call you sold but profit if it stays inbetween. This is what shorting volaility is, you don't think stocks will move beyond their expected moves. Tastytrade is a good metric if you want to learn more about options.
MEEEESSSAAAA THINKING WEEESSSSSAAA GOING DOWWWNNNNNOHHHHH NOOOOOOOO
>>61946019Jews see non Jews as animals so they don't care. Even children.
Why yes I bought the fuck out of the PLTR dip, how could you tell?
>>61946019That was terrorist school, they were teaching kids to become radical islamic terrorists boss.
Why is Palantir going upAnd upAnd up
>>61946018I can tell you that every time I see your poasts I start craving ICE CREAM you ICE CREAM THIEVING NIGGER.
>>61946024It was the US that bombed that school, not Israel.
>>61945824Based, thanks Where do you get these whispers from
>>61946012I understand. The point of these threads is to rub sandpaper on the wound and make sure that when you make your next trade, you consider the consequences. A gain is a gain, and +0 is always better than -1. Good on you for reasonable trading.Im just personally pissed because I just paid off my new car.....
>>61945994Everything I said was factual you nigger, Japan gets 40% of their LNG from Australia, in 2024 Japan onsold $14 billion worth of LNG
Made 10% on MRVL
>>61946019If you dont want a school bombed, dont put it next to your military base?
>HGRAF
>Sells OTM puts on PLTR at 145 when it is at 130it goes up and I rollout>Sells OTM puts on PLTR at 150 when it is at 145it goes up and I rollout>Sells OTM puts on PLTR at 160 when it is at 150it goes up and I rollout>Sells OTM puts on PLTR at 170 when it is at 160it goes up and I rolloutBusy week, lol, lmao
>>61946033You should know by now that the US is essentially owned and controlled by jews
>>61946033Sure, but when a dog bites someone, it's the owner of the dog that's at fault.
>>61946042This school was outside the base with a wall separating it from the base. Besides, American bases sometimes have schools inside them. So I guess those are valid targets?
>>61946050If you can hit them, sure.
>>61946044>Peter Thiel visits with the Japanese PM.>Japanese media calls him the United States Shadow President>Stock shoots up
My GRRR did something today :3
>>61946019its a tragedy but also they should have evacuated. bombs and sirens were going off for some time before the school was hit.
>>61946055That's some anime shit right there
Migachuds our response????
>>61946057>its a tragedyIt's a war crime. Why are you people like this?
>>61946029the IC is probably capacity building for some big surge
>>61946062
>>61946062I voted for this
>Kalshi prediction market was sued for a failure to pay out $54 million to people who bet that Iranian Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei would leave office before March 1, 2026, according to a class action lawsuit filed on Thursday.>Kalshi customers were drawn to the "Khamenei Market" because of the fluid geopolitical circumstances, the lawsuit said. However, the complaint added, it was not until after Iranian leader was killed that the company invoked a "death carveout" provision to avoid paying customers what they were owed.>The company's CEO, Tarek Mansour, on Saturday defended the company's death carveout, saying it "keeps the rules simple." Mansour said Kalshi would reimburse all fees from the Khamenei market.
>>61946062You know this whole situation could've been more simple if orange retard didnt just send carriers and let israel fight its own wars
>>61946062Wasn't that a big thing with Biden, that he raised gas prices?
>>61945506What's your thesis on S, and especially KODK? I don't see anything in KODK desu
>>61946062if they die they dieif it rises it riseshe's lost it
>>61946062Shits been going up already. This will trigger a recession if it lasts longer than a month
Can't believe I didn't buy oil last week
Did you slurp HGRAF?
>>61946064oh. so you didnt actually want to discuss this.
>>61946086don't kick yourselfhad you bought it, it would've dropped. That's how gay it all is
>>61946086Just fomo in like myself
>>61946087Yes. New highs next week.
>>61946076Then the media would've suddenly found Trump's sex tapes from his time on Epstein Island
>>61945992longing IBIT
>>61946062based
>>61946099Oh yeah that
should I hold UCO over the weekend?
>>61946064Iran refused to come to the table in Syria for a decade and turned the country into a civil-war filled failed state, only to betray Bashar Al-Assad when he needed them most. Iran turned Gaza into a jihadist enclave controlled by warlords and constantly encouraged militarization and struggle rather than negotiation and peace, and did nothing to save them from Israeli retaliation. Lebanon has been devoured from within by Hezbollah for decades and is now also a failed state like Syria and Gaza, with Iran encouraging war, jihad, and bloodshed rather than moderation and diplomatic resolutions the entire time. Yemen is also a failed state under Iranian tutelage simply to spite the Gulf Arab states that could have invested in it and rebuilt it if Iran permitted them. Iraq is also a failed state under the direction of Iranian controlled proxies. Now Iran is being bombed and has no one to help it because it caused all its allies to destroy their countries, their infrastructure, and their diplomatic relations in the name of a quixotic jihad that could never succeed against two nuclear-armed states. Both Russia and China manage to keep at least neutral and even good relations with Israel and the Gulf States, but despite having no nukes Iran has had the audacity to provoke them and the U.S. for several decades. Iran is now dealing with the consequences of its actions.
>>61946107I will fuck it
>>61945915Only petchem having issues officially for now, but refined product availability in Asia already dwindling / prices spiking. That's because Asia consumes fuel refined in Asia, which remains available, but also fuel refined in the Gulf, which is gone.>>61945914It's weird yes. Chandra Asri declared FM on Tuesday or something, barely 3 days into the war.I know there's not really any storage buffers on petchem plants but that's way too fast
>>61946107>anyone knows
>>61946019future brown terrorists in the makingthey did the world a great service cutting the evil off at the root
>>61946062He knows the midterms are lost, now he only cares about his handlers
>>61946108tldr
>>61946114Did the Faggler turn off his trip?
>>61946034Some of it is my job
uh we're pumping is it ogre?
>>61946128I think he got called in to work an extra shift at the gyro counter, boss.
ONDS
>>61946136it has only begun
>>61946075>it keeps the rules in our favor :)
Sold the bottom award
Oh boy the end of day power hour dump is going to hit so hard :D
>>61946075Lol, I was just talking about how they were going to get sued to death for failing to payout on a betting market they created. Prediction markets don't have any rules, but punters have to be paid, that is the basis of their entire business.
Oil goingo
>>61946136Trump has shown the world that the U.S. is the only safe place to live, trade, and invest. There are two worlds : the United States, and the world outside the United States. In the former your investments are secure and your security is guaranteed by the strongest military force the world has ever witnessed. In the latter life is nasty, brutish, and short and whatever wealth you have can be bombed or sanctioned away at any moment. Anybody who parks wealth outside America has made a fatal mistake, we will no longer guarantee their security as we've been doing for the past decades. So Europe will fall, Japan will fall, Korea will fall, the Gulf States will fall, and America will rise again as the center of global production and prosperity. Truly, the Golden Age has begun.
>>61946136We are? Where?
>>61946158Frontline telephones
>>61946136Yeah, the short beaner that is the American foreign minister said that they are giving up basically LMFAO. But they didn't lose! They never wanted to win in the first place!
>>61946128fuck you and your fucking ayatollah
FOOKITBoughted a little UCO so might be a NO NATGAS NIGGER but it's kinda nice to be back in OIL after a while.I read all of your >>61946130 poasts and couldn't resist. THANKS for telling us interesting stuff Anon.
bonds are saferthe stock market isnt fun in 2026 boss
>>61946168
>>61946019Claude??
>>61946174Went ahead and restarted a little BOIL too. I hate being a NO NATGAS NIGGER.
So what is the usa going to rename Iran after their total and complete surrender?Im thinking they just make it an acronym, to save on new signage, something like the Islamic Republic of the American Nation
>>61946157what a grim world
Oil short is the way to goUS and Israel enjoy total air supremacy over Iran. This means any assets trying to launch in the vincinity of the Strait of Hormuz will be instantly murdered over the weekend and the situation will resolve early next week. Easy money.
>>61946062This just means he’s actually negotiating with them. If negotiations were really off the table, he would have no reason to play hardball.>he’s just crazy!Enough. It’s been a decade of him we know how he works.You guys can shitfling and lose your minds but by joining the Israelis he has a say in when all of this ends.If he just let Bibi off the leash he’d tank the world economy and turn the whole globe antisemitic before he got his fill of Persian scalp-leather. And in that case, he’d be stuck with the same situation as now but without agency.
>>61946130Thank you!
>>61946196All they have to do is swim some mines out into the strait.
>>61946196if that were true it would already be truestraits closed due to aids
>>61946044DONT YOU FUCKING MAKE ME ROLL THEM AGAIN TODAY, MR. THIEL. I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH ALL THIS PREMIUM.
>Fed's Waller: Don't expect current oil price shock to have persistent impact on inflation - BBG TV http://reut.rs/4rf0fXuDamn, him and Miran are not biased at all.
>>61946177kek
What did everyone have for lunch?I had a spoon of olive oil.
>>61946025Already up another 20k on these since I posted it. Hope PLTR goes back to 170+ so I can break 2 million.
BUY STOCKS TO SHOW YOUR SUPPORT FOR ISRAEL!
Almost none of the things happening are bad for the United States.This isn't the 70's anymore. I think this is mainly an Asian crisis.The US is an exporter of just about every affected commodity: crude, LNG, refined fuel, coal, fertilizers.American petrochemical plants are designed to run on Ethane, not Naphtha. Some European and Chinese plants are also geared towards Ethane, and rely on US imports.In fact the US is an exporter of naphtha, which is what Asian petchem plants crave.But one thing I keep in the back of my mind is that what is happening cannot be easily reversed. There is no "TACO trade". Some of the damage being done takes months to undo, you can't just press a button to restart a smelter or a refinery. If the market turns south it might not snap back instantly like it did last April.
>>61946219>you can't just press a button to restart a smelter or a refinerywith AI you can
>>61946219So it's not too late to FOMO into oil, is what you're saying
>>61946224XOM hasn't taken off yet I bought some
>>61946224Just keep in mind that many countries have SPRs and choosing to release them is a political decision, it can come out of nowhere. I personally think oil goes higher and hormuz doesn't reopen soon but it won't be a smooth ride.
So do you sell oil at close to avoid the “WE WILL OPEN THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ FOR AMERICA. PATRIOTS IN CONTROL” or hold over the weekend?
>>61946219reads like an ai post
i bought SOXL. see you are 20 in 2 weeks.
>>61946232That's sad because I did not use AI
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>>61946216TATERS with SCORPION PEPPER PUREE.
>>61946236this sentence is peak ai>There is no "TACO trade". Some of the damage being done takes months to undo, you can't just press a button to restart a smelter or a refinery
>>61946236Don’t feel bad. Most people just associate basic paragraph structure with AI now for some reason. The enshittification of online discourse is upon us
>>61946234scoops would be proudRIPsay no to drugs!
>>61946230>I personally think oil goes higher and hormuz doesn't reopen soon but it won't be a smooth ride.I feel the same. Going to see what happens this weekend.
What about buying into oil tanker company stocks right now?
>>61946231They just sank a rescue ship, the strait isn't opening soon I think. There is a good shot the weekend won't open it either.
>>61946232Nah, no em dashes and no "this is not x, this is y" shit. Just a well written informative post.
>>61946218I know it's hard to accept but the only people who economic downturns hurt in the U.S. (we have the best economy in world history even at our worst) are those who never made any serious effort in their lives to make themselves useful and think they can ride off one skill, one trade, or the goodwill of one corporation, forever with no savings and living at the limit or even beyond their means. Yes, this is the majority of Americans. But they have to take this downturn as a lesson to do better, learn more, work more, rebuild multi-generational households, grow closer to family, embrace marriage and traditional values, rather than having a temper tantrum about having to make real effort in life or no longer being able to afford atomic individualism or no longer being able to have have a single cushy lifetime office job.
>long gold>long oilIs it really this easy?
>>61946251They havent mooned along oil so probably viable
>trump meeting with MIC execs about armswhat are the chances they tell him its not possible to churn out 100 patriot missiles a week?
>>61945725Solar panel performance sucks even after decades of technological improvements. You people will use any excuse not to just use nuclear for almost everything. Your carbon climate cult shit is on the way out.
>>61946255this is also kind of borderline (maybe that's what you were going for though)because you literally did a "it's not x. it's just y"
>>61946247Are you sure about that? I have searched him in his home area a few times and haven't found any obituaries.
>>61946258Buy oil sell 130-140Buy cxmt ipoEoy buy btc sell 2029 Every other investment route so far is a meme
They're going to try their damndest to pump the sp500 over 6800 to wipe out all the puts sitting there. But your otm lottery ticket now.
if you are not long on OIL you truly hate money and will ngmi
>>61946231I think it will take time for the strait to recover and people realize this, was probably what got priced in today.
I feel nothing rn. I guess this is good considering whats going on
So when is the war priced in?
>>61946266You are losing your mind. Anon, when someone uses AI constantly, it can start to blur the line between human and machine creativity in their mind. If every piece of writing, art, or idea begins to feel like it might be AI-generated, it can create unnecessary doubt and make it harder to appreciate genuine human effort. Taking a break from AI can help reset that perspective, allowing someone to reconnect with human creativity, trust their own judgment again, and enjoy content without constantly questioning its origin. Stepping away for a while can restore balance between using technology as a helpful tool and recognizing the value of authentic human expression. I suppose that’s AI too, right?
>>61946266Damn OpenAI's been training on my posts and I've received no financial compensation for it
Aiiiieeeeee when will stocks finally go into a multi month pump like they did from April to October in 2025!?!?!?!?!!?!? I want to be rich!!!!>(mp4 related)I dont want to get back in the wage cage aieeeeeeee!!!>>61946020Where to meet submissive busty women to marry like the one in your pic?
>>61946216I had a Tuna Grinder with lots of pickles on it boss.
Are we getting a power hour pump so I can load up on puts?
>>61946281>Where to meet submissivefetlife, idiot
thoughts on $USAAAAAAAAAAAAAR? surely it will nigger pump soon right sisters? rare earth might come in vogue due to china us tensions, china is even sending support to iran today
>>61946275If you have a stick or pole that is NIGGERS on one end and JEWS on the other, it will be priced in at exactly the point where the NIGGERS side of the stick or pole becomes the JEWS side, or vice versa.
>>61946251Current earnings are through the roof because of disruption, but the truth is there are fewer cargoes to go around. When Russia happened they went ballistic because actual cargo tonne miles increased. Instead of Russian crude going to European refineries, you had Russian crude going to Indian and Chinese refineries who then shipped refined fuel back to Europe.If you think about it there is not going to be an increase in cargoes or tonne miles from the Iran war. Maybe Asia imports more long haul oil from the US and Brazil but that does not make up for losing 20% of the market which is behind Hormuz.I don't like the setup.
>>61946288more like Herplife, lmao
>>61946283SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIITTT, thinking of tuna just killed the usual craving for ICE CREAM your poast would usually give me, you ICE CREAM THIEVING NIGGERBOSS.
>>61946247it's strange, I have a random picture of Hepburn in my /biz/ folder but I can't remember why i saved it and now I see smg has an autist spamming her.
i've had it with this boomer 'growing old disgracefully' Hard Rock Cafe mentalitynot one of my kid's grandparents will accept a normal grandparent name>i can't be a grandma, i'm not old!
>>61946219Once Israel has regained the land it has a de jure right to (up to about Sidon in Lebanon) as its own once again, you will be shocked at just how fast peace is reached. If you look at conflict map on live map, Israeli air/mortar strikes almost exactly trace out the northern border of the land which belonged to the 12 tribes.The Iran objective is finished but it can’t end yet because Israel still lacks some of its historical territory it aims to take back from the Arabs which took it form them.Many of you will be beheemed (for secular reasons) due to not knowing your Bible.
>>61946298You probably saved her picture to remind yourself that Princess Grace mogged her completely.
>>61946301What are they doing instead?
>>61946292But this is irrelevant for companies that dont do business in hormuz or low%
>>61946301My mom was that way, but I threatened to teach the kids to call her old hag.
>>61946308Really makes you wonder how bad is the kompromat these jews have on trump
>>61946281>Where to meet submissive busty women to marry like the one in your pic?Narcotics Anonymous.
>>61946310weird 'meemo/peepo' type shitmy father in law wants to be 'grandude'no way i'm saying that shit
Kek orange nig already giving up
>>61946318I already explained why trump joined.If he’s was a part of it he has more control than if he let Israel do it on its own, in which case he would have no say and it would also take much longer.
>>61946327Interesting definition of surrender he’s using there
>>61946327>Once President Trump determines the country no longer poses a threat to the United Statesthis is unironically bad. America is a client state of Israel
>>61946327Realizing this special combat operation is about as popular with voters as ass cancer, maybe
>>61946327>We're going to bomb Iran until they don't matter anymoreworks for me
>>61946327this is 'I mog you' tier pathetic
I ain't holding this shit into the weekend. Cya
>>61946321Wow. Your parents and in-laws are fags
>>61946345I'm delta hedged on PLTR, and I wish I wasn't but I'm good for the weekend so that's cool
>>61946339GOP only wins on low voter turnout. We have millions of illiterates that stay home from elections every year because it doesn't affect them personally. If Trump causes a stock market crash that throws them out of their jobs they WILL go to the polls, another 2008 will happen and the GOP will be destroyed.His only way out is to leave Iran or implement a military dictatorship here at home. Midterms will probably be the watershed moment that forces his hand in either direction.
>>61946345Keep it kosher fool
We gonna see a rugpull or more crabs at 3pm
>>61946343>MOGGED.COM
>>61946321Does he "abide"?
>>6194573060k is the bottom buying anywhere in 60k range will be huge profit in '28
>>61946359>>61946359>>61946359>>61946359>>61946359
>>61946321i commend you for not dying from cringe right there
>>61946351Or you know, Trump could cleanse the world of Jihadism, and bring peace to the middle east that leads to a red wave and super majority in the house and senate so we can finally repeal the 13th amendment and enter the "Golden Age" boss.
>>61946351Why would illiterate people have money in the marketBut more importantly how the fuck are (You) still believing the low turnout meme, when it's actually fake votes entered into california's incredibly fake and gay votign system?
>>61946386everyone has money in the market dummy, its everyones retirement
are we winning
>>61946732charlie munger says to lower expectations in order to be happy
