middle east edition>Latest developments on the illegal and unconstitutional US strikes against Iranhttps://iran.liveuamap.com/>Some helpful links to numb the painhttps://findahelpline.com/https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/https://www.whitehouse.gov/refundshttps://jlingz.com/>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesprevious smigger thread>>61946993
first for AGNC>>61948064>ZIMi closed 80% of my position out since the buyout announcement, will i be left shidding & fardin?
Soxs kinda risky not like the world suddenly doesnt need semis
newfag here, what do i buy to ride the oil wave?chevon and exxon arent growing
NATGAS AND OILIGGERS AND JEWSTWO WHOLE MOAR DAYSTILL WE SEE WUT THEY DOS
>>61948076XOM
good evening babe I love you>>61948069it will be good to be out....for you
KR blew out my CCs. Do I get back in with puts or find something else with all this cash?
>>61948089>Do I get back in with putshttps://www.startpage.com/sp/search?query=revenge+trading
>>61948078its barely gone up since the war whys that?
TACO status?
>>61948096It's lagging. Connection lost... attempting to reestablish
>>61948093It's a long term hold with dividends. It'll keep climbing, I just don't know if there's something quicker to trade while I have the cash. HGRAF?
>>61948075I prefer buying AMD puts personally
>>61948089KR csp sounds like a safe play, but a gamble could net a fortune
>futuresa lil bit of chicken fried
>>61948138>a lil bit
WHY DIDNT ORANGE CHEETO NIGGER HAVE A SIMULTANEOUS AMPHIBIOUS INVASION LINED UP? TAKE THE COASTS ON DAY ONE TO SECURE THE STRAIGHT. THESE FUCKING RETARDS RULE THE EARTH BUT COULDN’T WAIT TO ATTACK UNTIL THEY COULD PROTECT THE STRAIGHT??!
What a week
Monday will open green, won't it?
>futures
>>61948152Lead the way private pyle.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wb8XZXiMfcw
-20 % ytd.
Trump will try to cuck, but Iran will keep firing missiles lol. They're going to keep this going until the midterms so that the democrats take both houses in a supermajority and he gets impeached. They did something similar with the Iran Hostage Crisis in the 1970s to get rid of Jimmy Carter. Oil to $250.
>>61948152IF THEY DID THAT THEN OUR NATGAS AND OIL TRADES WOULDN'T BE ANY GUD, THINK, NIGGER, THINK.
what about dry bulk futures?BDRY gonna 3x again?
>>61948178Funniest part was how smg bought the top of a vertical line chart
>>61948206I didnt buy no top I just baited people into doing it
thread themehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EExahMsBoWM
ok babe consider this your dowry, this gift I give to you - buy DHT, thank me in september
>>61948152Do you have any idea the cost of doing a dday maneuver like that would cost
Why did Americans have to saddle us with Zion Don again? Things were going well ffs.
>>61948238Nah I'm only doing oil for the time being
>>61948240He's like Gollum, let him play his part
>>61948252ok babe,I respect your choices, even when you're wrong. DHT is putting ships on year long contracts at 3x last week's price. 6 month hold, if you win big on oil this week buy some DHT for me babe, for us
TOTAL MARKET DEATH>TOTAL MARKET DEATHTOTAL MARKET DEATH>TOTAL MARKET DEATHTOTAL MARKET DEATH
>continued to doomp after I went to sleepIs the bottom still 10% lower? If so would be a hell of a crash.
What's on the table?
>>61948256i can make a fool of myself just fine on my own, don't need your help.and to go out on a limb, i don't think you love her, i think you're in love with the idea of cucking me, your caveman lizard brain thinking it can steal my powers or something, but that's not going to work. and if i'm wrong and you do love her... turn back now for your own good, you aren't prepared.
>>61948185Oh yeah, also Israel will probably try to do a false flag to lure us into a ground invasion of Iran, and after that China will invade Taiwan. Fun times ahead if you're a bear!
>DO NOT SELL
>>61948076oil futures at maximum leverage
>BlackRock limits withdrawals from private credit fund after surge in redemption requestsBros WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON, are we heading to another Great Depression already?!?
>>61948316Isn’t that normally the case with those types of investments though? The cash is tied up until IPO or some such?
henlo mister jerome!it's time for u to go green goblin modehere is a tutorial: https://youtu.be/A51MsR4OJBwthank u mister jerome!
>>61948058To invest in XEQT or not?Inquiring minds would like to know.
Alright now that the market is closed and we can stop pretending to support histrionic meme positions on the issues while LARPing as folks who can affect the market here's the QRD:>palies fed by IRGC/Iran kill 2000 civillian jews>palestine invaded but real culprit not affected>Trump knows Bibi wants the Iranians out>takes venez in bid to make Iran think he's serious>makes a big to show Iran how serious he is flying everything over there, but is ultimately the moderate in the equation and thinks he can make a deal(unexpected)>Bibi says fuck it and is just going to attack anyway>Trump knows that this will cause global meltdown>Trump joins war because at least if he's inside, he has a say in when the war ends >Trump knows that an israel solo war will have the same effect as what is happening now, but it'll just take twice as long>Trump plays both sides by sending mixed messages via his ministers, classic Madman diplomacy tactic to convince Iran he's just hellbent on destructionNOW>Is clearly in negotiations with the Iranians hence the strong "if they rise, they rise" position on gas domestically, while rushing through russian oil purchase exemptions for allies. Not something he would do if he were not.All of this is Bullish. As usual he's playing a character. Lefties are eating it up talking about him going to bring about the Apocalypse of John while when he's saying things like picrel to educated people.He made the right move given Bibi's move. If we let Israel do this solo we'd be in the same spot, and couldn't pressure them to end it, and it would take longer.
>>61948304lol i'm not in love with anything retard, the internet isn't realityi'm totally gonna move to japan and be a sugardaddy next year thoso maybe she'll come and find me, she likes me betterRemember when I called a March crash?
>>61948322yea either those 69 bullet points or Israel has kompromat
Dudddeee I hope we truly have a huge market crash I need to accumulate cheapies after fucking up the last few years of trading
There is nothing more powerful than the power of positive thought. There WILL be a pump next week because we believe it to be so
>>61948322it's about the cold war with china. israel wanted this because they could gain in the action but we're not doing this for israel or at it's behest. this is truly about keeping our ability to close the strait at will in order to blockade china in case of a taiwan war. don't get me wrong, jews still largely run the world and are the most succesful and powerful ethnicity because of their many talents, but international security is still in the hands of the pentagon, just with the constant consultation of our israeli friends.
>>61948322>Alright now that the market is closed and we can stop pretending to support histrionic meme positions on the issues while LARPing as folks who can affect the market here's the QRD:>>palies fed by IRGC/Iran kill 2000 civillian jews>>palestine invaded but real culprit not affected>>Trump knows Bibi wants the Iranians out>>takes venez in bid to make Iran think he's serious>>makes a big to show Iran how serious he is flying everything over there, but is ultimately the moderate in the equation and thinks he can make a deal>(unexpected)>>Bibi says fuck it and is just going to attack anyway>>Trump knows that this will cause global meltdown>>Trump joins war because at least if he's inside, he has a say in when the war ends >>Trump knows that an israel solo war will have the same effect as what is happening now, but it'll just take twice as long>>Trump plays both sides by sending mixed messages via his ministers, classic Madman diplomacy tactic to convince Iran he's just hellbent on destruction>NOW>>Is clearly in negotiations with the Iranians hence the strong "if they rise, they rise" position on gas domestically, while rushing through russian oil purchase exemptions for allies. Not something he would do if he were not.>All of this is Bullish.>As usual he's playing a character. Lefties are eating it up talking about him going to bring about the Apocalypse of John while when he's saying things like picrel to educated people.>He made the right move given Bibi's move. If we let Israel do this solo we'd be in the same spot, and couldn't pressure them to end it, and it would take longer.
>>61948347its not at Israel's behestIsrael was going to do it anyway with or without America.that would still see the same things as are happening right nowif we're a part of it we have a say in when it ends. if we just let them do it, they could keep the straight closed for months.we are reacting to israels moves with the intention of influencing them down the road.
>>61948359maga headcanon. israel is our most important and closest ally, and they only get more important and closer with each passing day.
>>61948359>we are reacting to israels moves with the intention of influencing them down the road.At this point, I think it's in everyone's best interest to nuke the entire region and try again after the radiation goes away. I don't think Jesus would mind. Seriously.
>>61948365It’s better to just accept Israel is gonna dominate the region over the next 50+ years and help them. I always wanted to go to the middle east without worrying about ALLALAALALALALLALALA turban people blowing up near me
>>61948322>>Bibi says fuck it and is just going to attack anyway>>unexpected True Israel bombing Iran is completely unprecedented, nobody could have predicted such a thing. They're usually so peaceful
>>61948347>their many talents*being tuned into the frequencies of the satanic powersBut PRIDE loves to take credit, to claim merit.
>>61948364Are you reading my posts before writing these long responses or are you ESL?Nothing you're saying is even disagreeing with me, you're just trying to pump your USO bags.You should sell monday at open.Bibi and Trump will conclude the war in the next 7 days.
>>61948365repent babe. before you go full psychopath. look at yourself and do the hard work. you don't have to do it all at once, and i know you're scared that once you start all that guilt and bad feelings will cascade down on you, and it might darling. but you'll live and you'll be better for it.
how is buying oil not just free money
>>61948389It could suddenly go down by a /lot/.
>>61948365love you babedreaming of our future in tokyo togetherbe safe
>>61948389If he somehow finds a way to TACO you will be liquidated instantly.
>>61948396Hey babe-schizo babe, Why'd you think DHT still has upside potential? It's already been in the focus, so upside might be priced in. Just curious babe
>>61948344Kek
how do you deal with the anxiety of waiting for a call back?I've tried pacing and weed and alcohol and eating too many ferrero roches
>>61948389Because the poomp is dumb as shit.Oil is still flowing its just flowing into tanks where it will be sitting, waiting to be doomped into tha market as soon as Donald announces le epic victory. Kuwait has 2-3 weeks of storage capacity left before it needs to start capping wells, the Saudis have more capacity and it'll be longer. The only near term issue would be Iraq who may need to start capping soon. The timeline initially set out just so happened to effectively coincide with the average point at when production would actually need to shut down.The only country actually at risk of running out of oil in a 4 week war is Vietnam, a nothingburger. Trump admin was dropping hints the treasury would shot oil futures and nonsense like that - but in reality the only reason for the poomp is that he himself has been hinting the op could last longer.If he decides to change his mind and tweet that things are so ahead of schedule that it could be over in 2 weeks, you're DONE. FINISHED. Oil would drop 30% in a single day, because all that crude is just loaded up in tanks and the flows won't have stopped.
>>61948330Ok except the market hasnt even crashed yet?
Whats better smg in a bear market: buying at a discount or riding bear market rallies
>>61948437>a 4 week warThe projections from the US military are six months minimum, but Iran will keep this going until Trump is gone, which would imply 12 months until the new Congress takes office.
>>61948449Bear market rallies are extremely erratic, and a momentum strategy would get rekt. By the time you buy back in, it will start dumping.
What a disgusting crop of homo's. There is only one /smg/ and that's /bantsmg/
>>61948462It's shit.
>>61948449I'm diversified up to the tits, selling what's greenest and buying what's reddest
>>61948453do you go into the car dealership and tell the salesman you REALLY REALLY want a car today, in fact you need one yesterday, that you have the down payment in your pocket?
>>61948466You're shit. It's been a long time since i've visited this dump. I prefer to share a thread with proper schizo's, not a bunch of chuds that bend the knee to reddit jannies.
>>61948453gemini says a few more days. this was reported earlier on >>>/bant/24087274
>>61948473Don't ever cross post from the motherland!
Soooo...Should I sell everything and buy back when prices have lowered even more?
>>61948476If you want us to stay true then you'll need to make vids.
>>61948480Yes, unless prices go higher in which case you should hold
>>61948427Actually pathetic just kys
>Bank runs thanks to Blackrock>https://youtu.be/VgduLXNLtdg?si=6GvDa9sx6F3WSr0W
>>61948482you did this.
Monday is going to be insanely green. Watch the news.
>>61948469>>61948473>asking a digital jeet NPC to do all of your analysis for youo i am laffin>>61948470>>61948476It's unusable because of the schizo.
>>61948485that doesn't seem like a long term sustainable option
>>61948494It was said Friday would be green
>>61948476Fishing for dick pics fathands?
>>61948499Not by me (other than Marvel)
I dreamt that I became a cute school girl like pic related and dated a Jazz musician. In light of the current Hormuz crisis, how can I turn this into a source of profit?
>>61948502>MarvelGOD
>>61948453>The projections from the US military are six months minimumThat's literally not how anything works and I feel stupid explaining obvious shit.It's more rational to just point fingers at you and laugh for being dumb.
why is the brown Spainard still here
>>61948507/smg/ is an absolute shitshow outside of market hours. Half of these posters have no stock holdings and all of them are brown.
Because distributional tails don't get sampled very often, retards like to pretend that they don't exist. The normalcy bias gripping the market right now is absolutely insane. There is massive alpha to be had just by looking at the Iran situation rationally and objectively while everyone copes about how it's going to magically get better on its own.
>>61948305A false flag wouldn’t work.Even if it was a real flag, aka actual Iranians blowing up something nobody would be mad at Iran.Everyone right now would (correctly) point the finger at Trump and Netieyoohoo and say it’s all their fault.There would be no patriotism tailwind after the attack, people would make fun of the investigation for being redacted like the Epstein files.That option is expired, will never work again. Like the 9/11 memes, #never again.
>>61948526with the amount of tankers in transit + with the lowered embargo on Russian oil it will be half a year before there will be any impact on any real production
>>61948526Bro, ports need to be shut down for months before the markets actually care. Always back to covid. The entire global economy shut down for 2 months, crashed 50% and look where we are now.
100% noob here.I know how to buy shares. That's all.How does one make money in a bear market?
>>61948526nothing ever happens, the Iranian regime is attacking spasmodically and without central control, this will be over in two weeks
>>61948541If you can't short You buy bear ETFs that either track one stock or multiple
>>61948545How do you short? What do I need to know/learn?
>>61948548I don't know how to short because I don't short lomoa
>>61948365love you with all my heart babe. goodnight.
>>61948526>Because distributional tails don't get sampled very often>distribution tails>get sampledAnon what does this mean in plain english?
>>61948548If you don't know how to short you shouldn't desu, just use bear ETFs or buy countercyclicals or if you're really afraid of war go long defense stocksbut keep in mind bear ETFs trend to zero over time and only make money when the market is deeply, consistently dropping
>>61948541This isn't a bear market.If you want to decrease risk you can buy inverse ETFs which would be retarded because you have no clue what you are doing.
>>61948557>don't know how to shortBut what do you use to short?
>>61948558>This isn't a bear market.there's a bear case over energy but Iran is weak and Texas is strong
>>61948566Iran is too weak to win a conventional war, but they sure can fuck up the world's economy if they wish toOne thing that would be really funny is if they managed to sink a ship in the Suez canal
>>61948562you can ask gemini, it actually gives an ok explanation for the basicsthe horrible explanation I can give you is you borrow stocks, you sell them, you rebuy when the price is lower and give them back keeping the differenceif you don't know what you are doing (like me) you usually lose money instead
>>61948322>pic related It’s you
>>61948322the absolute fucking retardation. how haven't you caught on yet that trump is a demented narcissist who doesn't know what he's doing?he is the political arm of angry internet grifters and podcasters.
>>61948533>>61948536>>61948542The cope runneth over.>>61948553Pic related. The tails extend to positive and negative infinity, but they get sampled infrequently so people (incorrectly) ignore them. The insanity of the current Iran situation puts us well into the tails.
>>61948592We saw a black swan happen a few years ago, you're fucking stupid if you think we are anywhere near that.
>>61948592>a war that everyone has predicted for 50 years is an unpredictable event nobody could possibly have hedged for
>>61948598>>61948601Tails are perfectly predictable, but because they're infrequently sampled, people tend to ignore them even though they carry disproportionate risk. You're also about to learn another stats lesson in mean reversion lol.
MIGA!
Trump straight of Hormuz up fucked up
>>61948592>Pic related. The tails extend to positive and negative infinity, but they get sampled infrequently so people (incorrectly) ignore them. The insanity of the current Iran situation puts us well into the tails.what decisions are you making for that, then?what are you in right now>There is massive alpha to be had just by looking at the Iran situation rationally and objectively while everyone copes about how it's going to magically get better on its own.I agree the market will drop a lot more than it has, and it is very weird it's going so slowthe "priced in" meme has died a thousand deaths at this point.where's the alpha in your opinion?
>>61948529What about 5, 10 100?How many came in when Bidet gaped america?
>>61948453why are there what i presume to be iranian ships freely roaming about? why doesn't the US just sink them?
>country/company X announces they are selling their oil/fertilizer reserves and ramping production to fill the drop in global supply from the Hormuz straight disruptionsThat's literally all it takes to turn your shorts and oil calls into dust
Start packing your bags. We're going back to /bantsmg/.
weekend oil up 4%
true. and with how volatile this market is, a price bounce going massively into some other direction is really not out of expectationespecially since the price of the actual oil companies themselves is not pricing in a prolonged duration of high oil prices, even though the price of the pricing in of the high oil prices has been priced in to the high oil priceso even though "priced in" is a meme, the price of oil has literally gone up, though the oil stocks haven't gone up in accordance with that, so yeah it's not priced inbut on the other hand, that ALSO means if oil prices do stay elevated, the oil companies will jump up even further. because that shit is not priced inI feel smarter alreadymaybe I should go buy CVX? the oil trade is still active then, hmm.
I'm casting a scoopsies summoning spell
holy shit OIH is down, starting feb 24I guess that makes sense, because oil companies are just getting straight profit right now so they won't spend on servicesso weird, but I guess it makes sense.and btw, it just keeps dropping so the "price in" meme dies once again.
>>61948712OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHM
>>61948717Or maybe it doubled in a year and its now pausing
Looks like my plan of cashing out and moving to Mexico has gone up in flames
>>61948058if you spend even a single second looking closely, these women are disgustingly ugly
Imagine having shorted Oil after Trump basically having invaded a country solely because they have the largest oil reserves in the world haha muh fentanyl
>>61948722for one, it went up 50%, not doubleand for 2, everything else in oil is still going up. why did OIH start dropping right as the iran war started, when everything else in oil started going up? seems pretty obviousSo OIH is trash, for now anywaythe oil companies don't need them anymore, since they are already making so much money just from the supply shock, so no need for new serviceswhy invest any more in new services, if you already just make way more money with no need for more investment? kinda makes sense when you think about it
>>61948389>how is buying oil not just free moneyThe problem is that the market can be down 20%, oil can go up to $300, but Trump can tweet at 2PM on a Monday that they made a deal with the new Iranian president and it won't be 5 minutes before you're liquidated and have to resort to working part time at McD and stocks will go up 15% in an hourIt's literally his MO, I personally think he's making some serious cash from this and the moment he thinks it's enough, he'll dump his positions, end the Iran story and move onto a few months of silence before heeming Cuba
I'm Jewish and i'm not afraid to say it anymore.
Imagine bagholding the dot com bubble and waiting 15 years to make a profit kek
yep, see EOGthey just sell natural gasup big from march 2SLBfucking destroyed starting march 2, because they do the actual oil drillingbut no one needs or wants new oil drills right now, because they are already making so much fucking money with no new investment neededand that shit is STILL droppingthe "priced in" meme is a fucking joke.and XLE the sector ETF is actually slightly down since march 2, which is so bizarre. but a lot of their top 10 names are "oil infrastructure" companiesnot the guys who just sell the oil, by itself.and EOG is still going up. again the priced in meme is so dead.
niggers
>>61948732Then just buy an Oil ETF, maybe even leveraged. But no margintrading if you fear liquidation.
>>61948322this whole story would make sense if israel manufactured all the weapons they use themselves and america had no say in what they do, the USA is the only country with enough leverage to force them to bend over, he could have said stop or I'm arms embargoing you, but he's too spineless to go against the pro-israel wing of the republican party, and he likes the taste of bibi's dick too muchreality is since obama left office both trump and biden have allowed the israeli far-right to derail the peace process with the palis, which is bad for everybody including america
>>61948735Good for you
>>61948322>at least if he's inside, he has a say in when the war endsWhy would he? He can't control Israel, he said so himself
>>61948735That man is too ugly to think he is being cute. Why did he make this?
I don't have a job so the only reason to wake up is to check stocks. Weekends are now so boring now.
>>61948779Go on listings for used items and lowball them for funI mean you have to spend your earnings somewhereYou do have earnings right?
>>61948779Same. It's nice to be a NEET but kinda hard to motivate yourself to do something. I suggest diving Music and Art when you're not busy fapping or staring at charts
I'm supposed to fly Qatar Airways with a layover in Doha next month.Today Dubai airport was hit and they immediately resumed operations and deleted social media posts about the suspension.I think they might be risking passenger safety for PR reasons. I'm not sure I want to go.
>>61948788*diving into
I'm so sick of these trash tier neighbors, I need to get freaking rich off the stock market but the stocks I buy just aren't moving as fast I want in the direction I want. Good weather, bad weather, doesn't matter these losers party from thousands of feet away with music so loud I can hear it all the way until about 4-5am and there's a second group as well but they might end slightly earlier idk. What fucking coping mechanism is this? It's almost every fucking weekend from the afternoon/evening until almost morning. Cops don't do a thing about them either. The only answer is to keep gambling with my portfolio. I fucking hate having to gamble my money like this but what choice do I have? I need to avoid having to live near subhumans. Ugh it feels like such a bad time to gamble though, I need a repeat of 2025 and just go all in at the bottom. When I was in the wagecage, neet now, it was hell. Now even outside the wagecage is hell. Reeeeee I just want a comfy life and the only easy way is by investing my money smartly on stocks.Guys surely a great buying oppprtunity comes soon right? Or maybe there is a stock one of you is confident will multibag?
Whole stock market is rolling over and we are entering a recession. Agree / disagree?
>>61948776I think he’s cute id cuddle him and give him forehead kisses after filling him with my semen
>>61948797Yes but the US is sheltered from the fallout. It is mainly an Asian crisis but the US will catch some flak.There will be a divergence between those who lose out because of an Asian recession (e.g. banks, consumer goods etc) and those who benefit from increased prices on American commodity exports (energy, refined products, chemicals, fertilizers, coal etc).Once bear markets get rolling because of fundamentals (no ttariffs that can be reversed in one day) it's hard to predict where they will stop or how deep the rabbit hole goes.
>>61948322you're a fucking retard
>>61948802Hm. Intradesting
>>61948798>think he’s cuteYou're not fooling anyone. Nor is he.He is an ugly man and his uwu in the vid makes him more repulsive.You either lack basic human instincts or are gay.
>>61948790>they might be risking passenger safety for PR reasons.They are.
>>61948838obviously he's gay
>>61948842Yeah idk why he over thought that
>>61948738They will just print trillions like with covid. Line must go up.
I thought buying more TSMC was a good idea seeing they are giga bullishwhy am I giga down instead?
is the war finally over?
ITS BACK UPPP!! WHAT DID I MISS???
>>61948855are we the first ones to be back onilne? other boards are still frozen!
>>61948856Trump and Netanyahu are having a baby. Expect a pump on Monday.
OIL BARRONS! WELCOME BACK. HOW ARE WE LOOKING FOR SUNDAY OPEN?
>>61948857bullish bibi baby, noted
>>61948152Because first you have to destroy the enemy capacity of striking back where you landed.Think nigger think
The doomsday scenarios are so bad that surely someone will stop this conflict to avoid bad things happening. Therefore, line go up.
iranian president said they're not gonna bomb neighbors anymore (unless they let US use their territory to launch strikes from) and like an hour later they bombed their neighbors. the IRGC reports to the suprememe leader but there is none right now, so the military has no one to control them, meaning the only way to stop them is boots on the ground.
its looking like at a minimum this will result in a flash crash. or its the kick off of a bear market. underlying economy is already in recession anyways.
RIP 4TITS
Went to an iranian restaurant today, first for me. It was pretty good ngl. Man I don't know, I think I have to go with the iranians on this one.
>>61948738It's not a loss if you don't sell.
>>61948896>(unless they let US use their territory to launch strikes from)Theyre never gonna defy the US so the bombings will continue
>>61948909Not true, that's capital tied up, even aside from the depreciation. If it is removed from your ability to utilize it, it's a loss.
Weekends are so fucking boring without numbers going up and down. And no, crypto scams don't count. I only care about the real deal.
>>61948914At least nothing's going down
>>61948913I thought you were supposed to double down on losers and cut winners immediately.
>>61948909Don't tell this dude about opportunity cost
Who HIMS short squeezing here?I'm all in on open.
people keep argue that this is a momentary setbackbut what if oil prices never go back down? it is a real chance albeit low, no?
>>61948935There's definitely something big brewing, I'm buying on open too.
>>61948152You cannot invade Iran. It is a mountain fortress. Think vietnam but instead of random jungle holes you just have radical suicidal muslims inside mountains and behind rocks. He was coping that they could get regime change with air strikes only and its clearly very wrong
>>61948945Nuking the area is the only option I'm afraid.
>>61948938You literally had oil execs crying a month ago that Trump was trying to strong arm them into investing in Venezuela because it wasn't profitable unless oil was $70 a barrel. There's so much damn oil out there that the idea that it's "never going back down" is as fundamentally retarded as the peak oil scare of the 2000s. A little fucky wuckiness in the middle east won't change that fact.
>>61948944Its a weight loss drug announcement, buy the news at your own risk
Monday's gonna be fucking BRUTAL.
>>61948938>but what if oil prices never go back down?literally everyone but russia wants oil prices to go down, the gooks have already put price caps on and the US treasury wants to manipulate futures by shorting it. the second the straight of homos is back open and safe to traverse (whenever that is) they're going to smash down the price
>>61948951>US diesel is already $4imagine the inflation
>>61948950>Its a weight loss drug announcementThey settled their beef with novo and are partnering with them. It's big. Not to mention all the shorting going on.
>>61948951this is good because I sold last week so I am sitting on a bunch of cash waiting to be invested.
>>61948951The pivot into HIMS is going to be BRUTAL FOR SHORTSAll bears get the rope eventually
>>61948957I know, thats why it went up 22% after the news. You think buying in afterwards leaves a lot of profit oppritunity? >muh shorts>muh gamestop
If you ain't mixing BOLD BBQ SAUCE with REALLY HOT PEPPER SAUCE, then you ain't no HOSS, BOSS.Also, if you ain't CRYIN' when you eat, you're a BITCH, FAGGOT.Verificationnotrequired.
>>61948959>if you dont think invading iran is gonna work you are a chinkweirdest cope of the year
>>61948958I dumped all my money in last week. Now the jews can't make us both loose at the same time and the market will crab until one of us reverses our position.
>>61948963If enough retards fomo in on Monday, there could be some opportunity in pre-market
>>61948965Esl moment? I said parroting some chink midwit makes you sound like a midwit. Didnt even respond to what I said faggot.
>>61948951And dumbasses here were calling me a retard for full exiting last week when the Iran shit starting rumbling. There’s so many long lasting issues from this Strait that these dipshits will keep buying until circuit breaker
>>61948945DISCOMBOBULATORBLOCKSUR PATH
>>61948967Why last week of all times anon?>>61948968Retard here, we are all FOMO in Monday and I will be out by Friday. This is BYND all over again, easy double but don't try for the triple or you'll get burned when the SEC reiterates it is still investigating even after the NVO deal.
>>61948914Weekends are a good time to research and digest. I didn't jump into oil stocks because you never know what they're going to do over the weekend.
>>61948958>>61948958>cashAre y'all gonna buy on Monday or wait for things to settle?
>>61948909
>>61948981I expect a few more weeks of dumps. I bet everything on a 10-15% correction. Reason? Gut and vibes
>>61948984How do people even read these retarded subtitles?
>>61948989>Can't read>Calls others retarded>???
>>61948993Okay zoom zoom
>>61948997Ok single digit poster
>>61948984>inshallah the markets shall turn around
This war has absolutely BTFO of the faggots who think the market is omniscient and everything is "priced in" the market completely underestimated this war and still is
>>61948976>Why last week of all times anon?Dumped all the money I had left over into oil stonks.
>>61948989The subtitles are easy grandpa but the speaker is retarded.>>61948985>few more weeksBut I want to make money now!
>>61948989Never seen a Disney singalong compilation?
>>61949007It's priced in if you wait long enough.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1TtPwg_mysYou grew up watching Margin Call and The Big ShortI grew up watching Rounders and Boiler RoomWe are not the same
>>61948316They got banned from buying up all the houses. They pissed so many people off on all political spectrums. Pocahontas clapped hard for that part of Trump's speech.
As Blumpf destroyes the american and european economy, I'm feeling pretty comfy having a lot of money in chinese stocks.
>>61949048>and european economymutt retard
>>61948316>Retail investors are scared and want their money back>They can't get it because the agreement they sign is that they give these funds their money for a set number of years for a guaranteed % return
>>61948467Oil, mining, and pre crashed. I was up a little in green yesterday until Lum stabbed me in the back. I won't find out what dropped in those hours until Monday.
>>61949048china stocks are crashing and burning too
>>61949053Why do you retards even come here? You make $60k per year and pay 40% taxes on it.
>>61949053>VGK down 7% since start of Iranian operations>VOO down 1.6% in comparisonLmao. You europoors are going to milk that stupid fucking graph with Macron's dumb face hiding behind sunglasses from the facial abuse he received for years while losing money.
>>61948486Thank god! Please dump. I want to buy 100 shares of my small bank stock.
>>61949048>having a lot of money in chinese stocks.You went full retard.
>>61949070i didn't have that bobo
DO NOT SELL meant it was time to sell. Or he was talking about oil futures that his family bought.
if stocks go upwhy dont most people investthere has to be a reason right?
>>61948178>>61948206>>61948216I bought EWY calls friday. How fucked will I be come monday?
>>61949040I grew up mostly making up movies in my own mind. There's this one where the NATGAS lines in one of those boiler room scam call firms had a leak that got sparked and obliterated all of those NIGGERJEW scam calling pieces of shit, and it took the NATGAS crews a few hours to get in and cap the lines. The loss of NATGAS caused a larger than expected withdrawal in the next EIA report which spiked the price of NATGAS an addition poo scent to what would already have been an 8 poo scent spike, so BOIL went up 18 poo scent that day and no one got any phone calls from scamming pieces of shit causing already struggling men to lose their families after spending their savings on shilled shitcos and plus we never had to see Ben Aflec again. WE ARE NOT THE SAME.
>>61949090Most people are subhumans
>>61949092What made you decide to do that?
>>61949092>EWYwhy would you invest in a country that still throws their used toilet paper in the trash?
>>61948984That's amazing.
How tf do I make money on monday?
>>61949105uhhhwhats the problem of flushing it down lol?
>NO I DIDN'T PRAY TO GOD>NO I NEVER SAW THE LIGHT>NO I DIDN'T WATCH MY LIFE>GO FLASHING RIGHT BEFORE MY EYEShttps://youtu.be/R-CDCVLdRos
>>61949111Puts>>61949112They have terrible infrastructure, the pipes are so small it can't handle toilet paper it's something that is a thing in many more nations than you think it would be, it's the same in Brazil for example
>>61949113I just found this here because >>61949040brought up Boiler Room, and I laughed hard at this transition. Don't know who that is, complete chaos and from hardtechno or whatever that is to something trancy sounding.https://youtu.be/T1tcUfUhR5U?si=izarwwkfARidytVU&t=1352
>>61949097>>61949105because the fundamentals are still there. The data centers still need their memory storage from the gooks and I don't think orange man is going to let Iranians fuck the global economy especially with mid terms around the corner. So I thought the market was being a scared gay pussy. The Strait of Hormuz will open because the oil must flow.
>>61949092I am the proud owner of 500 shares of ewy at 145 cost basis . I have already lost 14 % of my poorfolio . In retrospect yoloing into memory meme was a terrible idea .
Since Mojtaba Khamenei is now in charge, he's the second son of Ali Khamenei whose wife and daughter were also killed along with his father in the same strike I don't think we're going to have any cessations of hostilities anytime soon
>>61949132That lad needs to cheer up, he has his whole life ahead of him
>>61948896Moot point anyway. The US could TACO as much as it wanted it won't stop Isreal for bombing Iran for the next straight decade
Thread soundtrack: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbhPWmzYsms
>>61949130Trump already lost the midterms, he knows that and doesn't care anymore, regardless of the fundamentals the wider impact on an already weakened economy can easily lead to a recession and market crash
>>61949132mine is 139 bossit will be fine maybe
>>61949130The cycle has peaked. AI spend is the emperors new clothes right now. Everyone knows LLMs are a meme and have no path to profit. Plans are already starting to fall apart now.
I'm tired, boss
>>61949142How could anyone be against AI?
>>61949146so OpenAI instead of doing an IPO it is just going to call it quits and say oopsieslol?
>>61949121It can handle shit but not toilet paper?
>>61949132wait two more weeks. Humanity wants the machine god. I don't think the demand for memory is going anywhere. That's just me.>>61949143The sitting president always has an uphill battle during midterms, but everyone he endorsed has been crushing it in the midterm primaries. And he has a uncanny ability to successfully pull off ass-pulls. But yeah the wider economy isn't looking good. We'll see.>>61949146We literally got AI companies duking it out with the Pentagon and DoW and you're saying we've peaked..
>i dont even remember what vance really looks like anymoreKEK
>>61948526>>61948592Trvke.
>>61949156Yes, toilet paper can mass and clog the pipes because they're so narrow, whereas stool breaks down, the same thing happens in the US and other nations where you can flush toilet paper, they're called "fatbergs" but that happens because people flush things like wipes that can't be broken down leading to blockages
>>61949125You mean the track at ~23m? Yeah that's pretty trancy. It's weird though. It's pretty soft for such a high bpm. Not really my thing.I've been listening to this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2Y3pFxt2zg
>>61949172if you throw a shitton of toilet paper surebut if you just throw a bit or just normal amount it would neverI assume they write that for incase/people can be dumb
>>61948989i can, but i agree its retarded zoomer shit, just easier to do it normally.
>>61949048>chinese stocks*chinese offshore caiman island ADRs
Two ships were struck in the Persian Gulf in the last 24 hours as well as continued attack on oil facilities in the Gulf nations, Kuwait has since turned off their oil production after being attacked, shipping won't resume through the Strait of Hormuz by the time markets open
>>61949177The pipes are connected, it's not from the use of a single person but from hundreds of thousands to millions of people
>>61949092Yes.
>>61949181it's the new normal. stimulus soon after oil peaks to support SMO and bail out poor people and refund tariffs. SMO isn't ending till 2030's.
>>61948949>Trump was trying to strong arm them into investing in Venezuela because it wasn't profitable unless oil was $70 a barrelWell they just fixed that didn't they? Fortress north america, you guys aren't getting it yet.>>61948953>literally everyone but russia wants oil prices to go downEveryone who doesn't control the oil. USA is a net exporter.
>>61949187US has just started destroying Iranian oil infrastructure, attacking refine facilities and oil fields
>>61949192Refinement*
What is the next HGRAF?
>>61949198WIX
should i sell everything and go into cash? feels like market is about to take a huge dump any minute
>>61949206>$93That's not going to go up 2500% in a year like HGRAF did
>>61949181Already priced in
>>61949209NOBODYKNOWS
>>61949174I just thought it was funny how he went from that first song to this trancy one. After that I went to look at the comments which make fun about him being able to mix everything.Haven't really listened to trance for +10 years, but recognize the first song at 6:25 by the vocal
>>61949214what did you do
hey anons I come from the futureplease panic and sell everythingcheers
>>61949213>Markets didn't price in the war despite US military build up for weeks>Markets across the board actually went up after the US and Israel attacked>Natural gas is still cheaper than it was a month ago
>>61948058Bibi was just on tvI am vindicated. He cast the war entirely as vengeance for October 7th as anyone with a brain could see.He also called it a war several times, so baggot and the “special operation” shills can stfu now.Good news is he sounded like he was describing it as something accomplished, so we will likely see an end in the next few days.He hasn’t seen any uptick in Israeli polls for support like he was expecting, and trump is getting hammered.In short, oil will soon dump.
>>61949218>>61949174Ok, no I was fooled. At min 8:00 it turns bassy and boomy. Don't know this. Doesn't even really sound like trance anymore. Ok, at min 10 it turns back to the original.Just skipped to min 13-14This all sounds way deeper and heavier, like a fusion of trance with minimal.https://youtu.be/p7x08M4WC-s?si=60PBxQseONHShO4a&t=3585
>>61949232Trump already called it a war in his first address one hour after the US and Israel attacked Iranhttps://youtu.be/i03vW40EDI8?t=345
>>61949232>oil will soon dump>>>/pol/530137728>>>/pol/530136758
>>61949232>so baggot and the “special operation” shills can stfu now.baggot is just a shitposter. reality has no bearing on what he posts.
>>61949218>>61949233Yeah, that set was his 25 year anniversary thing, it's full of classics but it's a mix of eras, so you get different trance sounds over the years.Skip to 1:06:50 for my favorite, fucking bangerHere's the full set listhttps://www.1001tracklists.com/tracklist/1f9d6vv1/armin-van-buuren-25-years-celebration-set-area-one-a-state-of-trance-festival-ahoy-rotterdam-netherlands-2026-02-27.htmlAnyway for me trance is investment grade, some day I'll have the full collection and then I can charge admission for passive income
>>61949232>BibiYou love him so much, yet think he's speaking the truth
>>61949240some faggot honeypot shilled by some glowie or worse, my first reaction when i saw that shill
>>61949249I do like him.I think our EUIV playstyles are similar.I also like to start as a smaller nation.
kek you voted for this mutto retards
>>61949232>trusting bibilmao
>>61949253I'm a bit skeptical that he's just gonna end operation aipac fury like that. Iran has said they won't attack the arabs again. He's gonna do something unforgivable to Iran and then Iran will attack the middle eastern oil countries again and the situation will change and he'll say it's Iran's fault operation aipac fury keeps going .
>>61949254I get to see fireworks and absolute gigapain in the euro and asia markets. It's exactly what I voted for.
>>61949256>Iran has said they won't attack the arabs againNigger they haven't stopped attacking them, they're attacking their oil refineries still and still bombing civilians in Dubai
>>61949248>just a little bitInstantly recognized.
>>61949256I mean I really don't understand how you people exist where you just believe what people say at face value, imagine something charged with a crime and they deny it, I guess you just let them go then, right, they denied they did anything, how fuck are retards like you that just believe what people say so common nowadays, I want to punch you, you fucking dumb cunt
>>61949256Iran is still attacking friendlies.They killed someone in Dubai today with a missile.You need to pay more attention before making predictions.
>>61949261why do they hate dubai that much?It's actually funny
>>61949265Someone charged* how t
>>61949262It's a mashup:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fm-as7TyBJA+https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYqvhlZC6_c=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXiXlxHqWK4
>>61949259americans need to stop seething about europe, that obsession is becoming pathetic given that europeans don't even think about america
>>61949262>>61949248But he kept that track more close to the original, just a bit slammier in the climax.
>>61949198If we knew, why would we tell you?
>>61949281See here: >>61949276It's a mashup with Airport
>>61949220I TIRE SWING TRADE NATGAS AND OIL FUTA BASED ETFS.
>>61949276>>61949281Oh ok, but I only really knew the mashup. There's quite some track by Armin that are better remixed by others.
>>61949294>>61949294>>61949294>>61949294>>61949294
>>61949295>>61949295
ELLIOTWAVES
>>61949296>>61949299srsly?>>61949290Yes, many, here's one where I like the remix a LOT more, the breakdown is really good compared to the originalhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dbQylRosAQcBut the Shivers/Airport mashup is something he did. It was never officially released that I know of, he just made it to play at shows. The one I liked above is some guy's recreation.
>>61949299Oh look who took a siesta too long and is late with their thread, its you Spaniard
>>61949310video not available, can only see the thumbnail
>>61949313Weird, try this uploadhttps://youtu.be/-wtw0CQ4gIE
>>61949306*ELLENSTOP DEAD NAMING
So what happens to the stock market monday if iran strikes israeli desalination plants
>>61949420They can't hit them. Jews are invincible.
>>61949420GME will go to $8,000,000 per share after buying the majority of BRK.A and WMT.
>>61949231They are already pricing in the war eventually ending. Once it ends the market will tank because they are pricing in the next war. We are trading future expectations not current events on the stock market!
>>61949209Yes but a week ago
