WE ARE FUCKED edition >Latest developments on the illegal and unconstitutional US strikes against Iranhttps://iran.liveuamap.com/>Some helpful links to numb the painhttps://findahelpline.com/https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/https://www.whitehouse.gov/refundshttps://jlingz.com/>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesprevious smigger thread>>61952290
retrace incoming
>>61953405OIL
>futures
Predictions for what retarded shit Trump will tweet tomorrow?
AHHHHHHHHHHHH
What stocks for gold
>>61953419Eww, visible snot in nose4/10
What happened to the other thread?
NATGAS AND OILIGGERS AND JEWS
MORE LEWD BOBOS, NOWI'M WITHIN MY RIGHTS TO REQUEST THEM, THE CURRENT SITUATION CALLS FOR ITAAAAAAA
Buy more UCO pre market? What do the barons think?
God damn it fuck jannies. They should cut their salary by 50%
oil will be back below 80 in 1-3 weeks unless someone can prove how>iran can continue to bomb oil tankers even after expending their weapon systems / having them wiped out by precision bombing>trump won't find a way to reliably escort/defend tankers or partner and partner w/ insurance companies to go through again
>oil>futures
jesus fucking christ it's so over
>>61953426tis's not snot anon
FIRST FOR BOBINA
South Korea open in 25 min
when are women
>>61953420>I will fix it>this is someone else's fault>this is actually a good thingOne of those.Just don't talk about the jewish PDF file.
>>61953428The OP was from some fag advertising his telegram. He got banned and posts deleted, thread went with it. Second time he did it today/yesterday
Will XOM pump from this or no?
>>61953430
>>61953436Also a moustache, downgraded to 3/10
Copper getting clobbered
>>61953439Rip
>>61953433It’s a drone concern. The escort thing is stupid. It isn’t the Red Sea and Houthis. It’s an extremely thin channel that WILL get droned.
"illegal and unconstitutional strikes on Iran" anyone else getting tired of the faggot leftoid shit on this board?
>>61953448>inb4 this is Biden's fault
Why do they keep getting pruned?
>>61953473Some faggot tranny keeps trying to advertise his faggot telegram pajeet shitcoin
>>61953420He will threaten to nuke Iran to "calm the markets"
anyone notice how euphoric mumus are over the slightest upward movement while bobos barely give a shit about dumps? Are mumus just grasping at straws while bobos are calm and calculated because they're confident about their positions?
>>61953470I'm sure the supreme court will just unbomb Iran
>>61953471>it is Obama's fault for being way too soft on Iran>he made a terrible, TERRIBLE dealI can see it.
>>61953422are we finally about to get a dip that's more than 2%???I've been waiting years now for a good opportunity to slurp
>>61953405babe... language. it matters. you're hurting yourself with all this negativity more than anyone else, except maybe me because it seems like i'm the only one that cares. give it a try for me and just see if you don't feel better. i know you will. i love you darling, allow yourself to be soothed.
Brent is over $110 up 18% in the first 10 mins and its still climbing
>>61953483that's literally what happened so...
I drive a Prius. Call me gay now why don't you
The only way oil goes down is if Trump admits defeat and pays Iran war reparations. What do you think the likelihood of that happening is?They haven’t even done their mad max shit yet. Iran could launch all their rockets in a Hail Mary and knock out Saudi, gulf, and Iraqi oil. In that scenario $200 oil is cheap
>>61953470I'm sure glad I will have to baghold for months so netanyahu can get re-elected in october
>>61953487Holy fucking ahit
>>61953484This is bad enough that it could cause a circuit breaker panic. And it confirms that if things get worse, like if Iran takes out Qatar's famous LNQ port that supplies 20% of all global LNQ, it's possible we go way higher like $150
>>61953470The faggots are in Isntreal. Nice try hasbara.
>>61953484I'd probably wait with going in. This shit's likely to DRAG.
>>61953477With enough bombs and/or nukes we could expand the strait, leaving enough room for safe passage.
>>61953490The Jew fears the Prius gigachad
Did Trump start the war to kill Silver?
>>61953449Oh, thanks. In that case, removing the thread seems appropriate.
Why did this nigger think we wanted to experience the Covid again?
>>61953492>picKek
>>61953433>>iran can continue to bomb oil tankers even after expending their weapon systems / having them wiped out by precision bombingIran's sortie rate is increasing from its lowYou're buying into the orange retard's propaganda
>>61953502How does this kill silver?
>>61953499>bombsthe stockpiles are depleted, otherwise he wouldn't go around saying he has infinite bombs
I thought options were degenerate but holy shit, CFD are the real gambling.
I know the second I sell my silver calls and buy oil calls it's gonna fucking dump
im not selling, im holding my stocks till they go to zero
Sell now.
>>61953506you sound retarded, did you know that?
>>61953433Just send half a dozen shaheds ovee the course od 4 seeks
>>61953451The only "safe" oil and gas now is outside the gulf
>>61953502yeah probably
>>61953509How is it not green on it?
>>61953513For sure. I dipped my toe in on friday on CFD gas futures. Also kicking myself for closing position on Friday but I was up 40%
>>61953492yea and Jewish people in America overwhelmingly vote for Democrats.
>>61953504
>>61953518Holy fucking shit this really is the end huh. PMG was right all along. Guess I better start stacking gold because the dollar is going to fucking NOTHING when the fed prints 24/7 to prop the market.
>>61953519I sound retarded?How can I be more retarded than the retard I originally replied to considering that retard doesn't even know that there's already been massive production cuts since storage tanks are full, so oil prices are going to stay about $100/barrel regardless if the straits open right now
>>61953494think the price has gotten a little ahead of the reality already. wish i could snuggle your nerves away. it's gonna be ok.
- Introduces 50 year mortage- Introduces 50 year loan to buy gas#MIGA
>>61953490Gay faggot, I dont even have a car
my new cope is trump is trying to trigger a market correction so by midterms the stocks pump
>>61953502We could see gold and silver flash crash to their 200 daily moving averages tomorrow when the S&P/NASDAQ dump. I would expect the metals to recover though quickly afterward and head higher.
how is private credit doing
>>61953490gay
>>61953540Can you explain this to me like I’m retarded because in my mind people will pour into gold Monday. Why a flash crash?
>>61953541shits on fire yo
>>61953537it's ok babe, women shouldn't drive, they are too emotional
soon youll be able to use Klarna and Affirm to buy a tank of gas!
>>61953539How many voters do you think own stocks?
>>61953527can you explain why he attacked now if not so netanyahu could kill the ayatollah?
>>61953541Fine.
>>61953530Why is he destroying the US? Trump likes money but he's acting like a neocon who likes Jesus.
>>61953555he has dementia
Who's buying OXY tomorrow? Divvie date is Tuesday. Stock is climbing steadily. Could easily go up another 20 before the Iran thing is over.
>>61953550How many drive a car?
>>61953544liquidity crisis fears
isn't nuking iran a better outcome than allowing a bunch of inbred religious extremists to control the global economy? maybe the israelis are right?
>>61953547Arab pilled
I am dangerously overweight China and I don't plan to sell a thing, probably addI am a bit tense tho
>>61953552yeah that's exactly it. most people support it too. women in Iran should be free to be retarded if they want to.
>>61953518UK 2035 gilt rate is rising faster...
I was told a month ago here that the euro was going to replace the dollar
>>61953541all time high and climbing. extremely bullish.
>>61953576you bombing saudi arabia next?
>>61953580Euros are going to get raped by this harder than the US
>>61953571yes and most real people agree, but this is a commie/Muslim board, mostly. it's gross.
>>61953541That’s private babe
>>61953571Lol us and israel started this which causes the high oil prices
Fucking kek
>>61953571Mike Huckabee is the biggest religious extremist out there. Nice try Hasbara
my grandmom just aped into oilWAGMI
It's over
>>61953555He isn’t trying to do anything. He’s just pushing buttons. His entire admin is like this. The ship has no captain.
>>61953588With Jews you lose
>>61953540That would be a good time to get some AGQ if legit.
>>61953588KEK ohnonononono
so whats the FEDs gameplan? rate hikes + liquidity injection?
>>61953600And go big on margin. But going to be hard to catch a falling knife.
>>61953588the most spineless american administration in history lmfao
>>61953420Something that will fool traders and reverse it temporarily
>>61953566Hmm, but this is still bullish in the long term, no? What could be more bullish for gold than inflation + 10yr treasury yields going up?
>>61953600the 200 dma is like 25, silver isn't dropping to 25. I'm reloading my bags at 70
>>61953602Quantitative easening + new all time highs
JUST
>>61953609yeah but if you may need cash now you have to make sacrifices, not everybody has the privilege to be able to hold long term no matter what
>>61953588Political theatre
>>61953602If we actually get sustained $115 or higher crude oil then you can expect a massive wave of inflation. And a slowing of the economy. I.e. stagflation. It's worse case scenario
COPE INCOMING>US Pres Trump: Short Term Oil Prices, Which Will Drop Rapidly When The Destruction Of The Iran Nuclear Threat Is Over, Is A Very Small Price To Pay – TSL
>Panicans are panicking Color me surprised.
>>61953602Ehhh it’s a rough one for them boss. They like to lower rates and conduct QE when the market tanks (which it will) but this particular drop is paired with oil prices suggesting serious midterm inflation. They don’t have great tools for this situation.
>>61953420>>61953608He will say he's deploying the US navy to escort but they can't actually do that, the strait is too tight, historically a 1:1 destroyer to cargo ship ratio is required
>>61953611What are you looking at? 200 daily EMA is at $60. And for gold it's $4100. If using SMA, it's a little lower at $54 and $4000.
>>61953405Kek
I'm tired, boss
>>61953617close enough.
Im up 50% from oil futures, do I sell or will we see $120 tonight/tomorrow?
>>61953629i have a dma line with a length of 200 and a displace of -14 on thinkorswim i don't know how it works
>>61953405>destroys the stock market with no survivors>creates massive inflation>destroys the dollar with itTop KEK those burgers.
>>61953637As long as the straits stay closed you haven't seen the high yet
>>61953637>forgot image
>>61953633Same
ITS SO FUCKING OVER IM GOING 100X LEVERAGE ON OIL
>>61953638You might be looking at a weekly chart, instead of daily.
>>61953649Giant red candles incoming lmao. Might stay home from work tomorrow just to witness this disaster
>>61953649nervermind, I guess ill hold.
>>61953617How much is the GOP paying this guy
>>61953637hard to tell, a miracle may happen but I don't think iran has any incentive to surrender right now, the remaining leaders are all in deep bunkers and the irgc are a bunch of nutjobs
>>61953655Iran has no missiles that can reach anywhere but the balkans
>>61953637At the moment Israel is bombing the shit out of Iran's oil infransctuture and Trumps neocon administration is openly gloating about coming to "take the oil" If Iran actually wants to hurt America they will start bombing all their neighbors. Qatar literally said this is likely and oil could go over $150
>>61953506The israelis told me that Iran's capacity is ZERO. They also told me they love war so they don't care if it's a longer fight.Trump wants it over with quick but the israelis won't get another chance, public opinion is against them. America is becoming antisemitic and will never love them again so they want to conquer the middle east now.We're getting a recession. Time to flip bearish in general.
>Muh panicyeah, selling all my shit on Monday. Pool will be closed for weeks, imagine the oil prices in a couple of weeks. KEK. Good luck.
>>61953649>short termthank god
>>61953649im tired of winning bros
Gonna be some interesting dips tomorrow. Gonna be crazy looking for the floor
>>61953642Powell is “too late” and should have cut ratesInflation is actually deflationaryDestroying the petrodollar brings manufacturing back to the US, decreases the trade deficit, and is also deflationary
>>61953661>If Iran actually wants to hurt America they will start bombing all their neighbors. Qatar literally said this is likely and oil could go over $150They have been bombing their infrastructureMultiple large refineries in the gulf and several large oil and gas operations shut down their productionI think around 5 million barrels per day has already been taken offline
>>61953655That's world war 3.>>61953649Dude he'd never lie. What are you talking about? Trump is christian and they don't tell lies. Sell your oil.
>>61953661but is that what they really want? why don't they do what's best for them? i really don't understand iran's motives here.
When do people start panic buying toilet paper again?
>>61953655>BIG BREAKINGjeet account
>>61953468Apparently a couple of destroyers with lasers have been deployed
>>61953649>short termMight as well be referring to his term at this point.
FYI, a shitload of the world's fertilizer and helium is also trapped in the gulfThat means higher food prices and disruptions to high end semiconductor production as helium is used in the lithography process.
>>61953679irans goal is the chimp out and bomb even more random arabs than israel
>>61953672>>61953679Iran's motives are trying to survive. Israel hit a desalination plant the other day. If they think that it's Iraq War 2.0 they will just, ironically, go full SamsonAs a reminder there is a single plant for Qatar that exports 20% of all LNQ in the world and its very, very within drone/missile range. And if its heavily damaged it will take years to repair.
>>61953671>destroying the petrodollar is deflationary >reshoring trillions of USD is deflationary What in the hell are you talking about lmao
>>61953655>source>some jeet who pays for xitter
>>61953502no they are probably going to use PM to fuel their new NWO crypto token they are going to make
>>61953487lollmao, even
>>61953679>I don't understand why Iran is trying to destroy the empire thats attacking them for no reason
>>61953423Not your search engine, go ask reddit retard
>>61953688and the container ships
>>61953423GDXJ
>>61953649You heard the manONLY FOOLS WOULD THINK DIFFERENTLYI'm going to slurp up & ape into HIMS short squeeze anyways :3
>>61953431It's like 8% off my profit taking price. I will play it safe
>>61953703so you'll just pretend iran hasn't been attacking our allies through proxies for decades now? classic pol tard response
> futures
God dammit my Fidelity tax forms aren't done yetI need to stop investing in random shit stocks that hold up my tax forms...
Guys the oil line is going upThat's good right?That the line is going up
>>61953708Yes shipping prices will also go way up
>>61953547This but unironically
>>61953720DHT and SBLK solves this
Its beautifulI can't stop lookingThink of how much money we are going to make in the inevitable TACO recovery I'm salivating at the thought
>>61953703>empire*Federal Republic
futes are recovering. looks like we'll be green by open.
>>61953720I'm considering selling for a +10% ytd assuming a -5% opening, this is going to be a bloodbath
>>61953693i know babe, i broke the story on /bant/ days ago, you should've been there. they don't really have a samson option, they can blow stuff up but it can easily be repaired. i think they have a better survival if they make the deal before they play their final card, because in the first place they might not succeed, in the second place once they've done a full flip out, there's no reason for us not to regime change them, they would have no defense or deterrent left, and nothing to bargain with.
>>61953689Yes.Even if trump nuked every city, they can still keep the Strait of Hormuz closed because the people who launch the drones are hardened shia militants hanging out in the rural mountains.Then regime change would become impossible because all the secular liberal city living Iranians are dead.
>>61953730>up>down>up
>>61953649Not sure how destroying an oil producing company suddenly makes it cheaper for gas.
What's the big deal if Iran gets a nuke? Their sworn enemies are the USA and Israel (and NATO) who have nukes anyway, so MAD stands. There's no actual threat. Are republicans retarded?
Hypothetically what would happen if Trump held a presser and simply said, Israel dragged us into a war we didn't want, we're sick of bibi's shit and since Iran's missile infra has already been set back a decade we've already won regardless, so we're going to withdraw from the theatre immediately? How would things develop when it's just Israel starting shit against all its neighbors without USA's backing anymore?Obviously this would never happen but I've been fantasizing about it all day.
>>61953735>Hormuz closed because the people who launch the drones are hardened shia militants hanging out in the rural mountains.yepall they need is like 100 dudes, with a stockpile of 500 drones and they can just take pot shots over and over again for monthsthat's enoughnot good~!
kamala… it should have been you, im sorry
>>61953693babe the masses are overestimating how much production goes through the strait that can't be replaced by american sources
>>61953504I fucking HOPE we hit $5 a gallon of gas, better yet $20 a gallon. I'm so sick of seeing every fatass shelf-stocker driving $50,000 oversized F150 trucks and SUVs. These poorfags can't afford them and they're taking up space on the roads, another Great Depression and we can finally get rid of the useless eaters.
>>61953744Imagine them chimping out like this firing all the shit they can at their neighbors but with nuclear capacity
>>61953748
>>61953754It really was her turn...
>>61953744Israel wants to maintain their nuclear monopoly in the region so they maintain escalation dominance. A lot of republicans believe this war will cause the second coming of Christ. Also most of the Republican party's donor's are zionist Jews
>>61953744It's a religious war. judeochristians don't think in terms of security or money.Even if the sp500 went to ZERO, judeochristians would say they deserved it because being poor means you are a bad person.
>>61953748Could partially happen. Trump will eventually walk away. But the damage will be done to the global economy.
>>61953751>drones*MINES
>>61953744it's a global strategy dating from the cold war to prevent new countries from getting nukes to minimise the risk of nuclear warthe problem is it's not about the nukes, it was all about the israelis getting to kill the ayatollah unironically
>>61953744they would fire them at their neighbors, is you can't see that you're retarded and belong nowhere close to real military decisions
>>61953693genned this while thinking about us.
>entire world economy has been relying on ships moving safely through the ass crack of a muslim death cult theocracy...
>>61953759Biden couldn't stop what happened in Gaza, but he wouldn't have done this either. He was a nonviolent man.
Will Truck prices finally drop?
>>61953748Impeachment next day due to sex tapes with minors leak, markets tumble at how volatile the US has become
>>61953754Sorry but she lost, tranny
>>61953714>our allies through proxies for decades nowWhy would they do that? Because maybe we were attacking them too? kek. >>61953734>regime change them,Regime change has never worked becuase you cant force someone to listen to a leader you picked for them.
>>61953748If the US unilaterally declares victory and walks away, that still doesn't reopen the straitsIran is in the position where they've already held the global economy hostage so they are going to want some kind of settlement. Otherwise they will keep firing at US, Israeli and gulf assets and blocking the straits.
bombing oil and water infrastructureyep we're just destroying the whole fucking country at this pointboys that convenient uprising for Democracy and Freedom don't look so likely at this pointand un-iranically... maybe this is a good thing. Nevermind about regime change and Freedom (Brought to you by NIKE, Just Do It (tm))fuck those dudes
Are you telling me UCO won't get a pump from the oil surge right now?
>>61953773Seriously, who wrote this shit?
>>61953768Who gives a fuck? That's not in the US interest anyway probably less than a 1% chance of a nuclear bomb ever being used, 100% chance of crashing the global economy. You're a fucking disgusting warmonger. Always choosing misery for us all. You disgusting fat seamy fuck.
>>61953773Why can't one of the less schizo gulf states use their slave labour force to build a canal so we can bypass the Mordor muslims of Iran.
>>61953765>>drones>*MINESyeah or thatthough remember iran uses hormuz too
>>61953773The solution is to attack their schools, leaders and hospitals to make them close the Strait because Israel is shorting the spy.
>>61953790there are pipelines that cross the desert to the red sea
>>61953790Saudi and UAE have bypass pipelines for some oil but its about 25% of the total oil tied up
>>61953784It won't get /as much/ of a poomp because its holdings are spread out over various contract dates.
>>61953762>would say they deserved it because being poor means you are a bad person.but they are right though???wtf am I jewish now
I got a sizeable amount of cash from an industrial accident lawsuit last December and put 80% of it into VTI. Feeling like I bought the absolute top, rest of the word is getting even more fucked over by this than US equities are. Don’t think I’ll sell because I’m not an active investor and anytime I’ve tried to be it’s bitten me in the ass. Got some spare cash, what would be a good hedge against this? Or do I just keep averaging down into global indices…
>>61953780yes you can. ask japan and germany. the stubbornest villains always reform when they receive the appropriate spankings.
>>61953790this is the one mega project that would have not been a waste of money but they have the iq of a chimpanzee
>>61953773>entire world economy has been relying on an ethnosupremacist jewish death cult not disrupting the safe movement of ships through the ass crack of a muslim death cult
>>61953793Not anymore. Israel and the US will shut down their shipments to china very soon. We already bombed one of their oil storage tanks.
k I give up. @grok where is the nearest bridge?
>>61953773>>entire world economy has been relying on ships moving safely through the ass crack of a muslim death cult theocracy>...the world might not thank us for it, but we are doing them a favor long termIt's hard being the Good Guys but someone has to do it
>>61953803Japan is going to join china and germany will join russia.Jiang Xueqin says that.
>>61953796yeah and they have a tiny capacity, could have expanded them instead of making the desert line city bullshit
Do you NIGGERS ever go and looks at the FUTAS PRICES BASED ETF holdings and keep up with COON TRACK rolls?https://www.proshares.com/our-etfs/leveraged-and-inverse/uco#Holdings
>>61953819>could have expanded them instead of making the desert line city bullshitThey are repurposing the line to build an AI data center lmfao
>>61953817japan better not join china until I've made enough money to convice the babe to marry me and flee tokyo
It's literally over tomorrow isn't it broshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gg2SiFqQw8Q
I am torn between shock, anger, depression, and laughter that the entire US empire is collapsing because we couldn't say no to jewish israelis.
>>61953814>Loses 5% of his poorfolio>Takes a short trip off the long tranny bridge
>>61953817i liked his video on the poethttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRP407WsA0w
I am a lineman for the county,and I drive the main road.Searching in the sun for another overload.
>>61953827Realistically what has changed over the weekendI still just see the same old chimping that there's always been in the Middle East
>>61953519Lmao he’s right you little pussy bitch
Are we getting a 2022 bear run? I don't think AI can save the oil crisis we're entering
>>61953823I remember that bein originally being proposed as a "green" project. If they actually turn that into a data center I will laugh my ass off.
>There's now a 45% chance Crude oil reaches $150 a barrel by the end of Juneguys the betting markets are warning some big red flags
>>61953823could have built a line of whorehouses for when they run out of oil
My folder of /smg/ being wrong is getting quite large
>>61953803>stubbornest villains always reform when they receive the appropriate spankings.Well hopefully the USA gets a good spanking then
>>61953827THIS TIMEFR FRNO CAP(PERHAPS)
>>61953803>appropriate spankings.You ever google the iran-iraq war? iranians are more religious fanatical than any japanese muh emerperor.
>>61953838everyone fucking despises AI. its a demonic technology and we'd all be better off without it. the public, deep down, wants to see it burn.
>>61953835A lot of oil infrastructure was bombed
New supreme leader just launched his first missile wave against occupied territories
>>61953838>I don't think AI can save the oil crisis we're enteringAI relies on cheap electricity and helium which are tied up right now
>>61953840Why wouldn't they?Explain it to me.There is no offramp for this. Why wouldn't they reach $200?This is just like corona where people said "oh it'll just go away it is unlikely" without actually saying HOW it will go away. Why would it stop? Why would the war stop? Who would stop it? It is insane how irrational the market is being. They can't comprehend how much control Israel has over us, which is super ironic considering how many investment banks are jewish.
>>61953838Yes
>>61953842KEKEKEKKKYou might want to make/publish a coffee table book of them!
>>61953780>Regime change has never worked becuase you cant force someone to listen to a leader you picked for them.regime change does not mean you get to pick the next guy and that new regime will workRegime change just means you destroy the current regime and "something" takes its placeAnd we have been very successful with regime change.same thing will happen to iran. they are guaranteed to get absolutely destroyedbut no guarantees on what comes next unfortunatelyand we were THIS CLOSE to women voting and gay marriage in tehran.
>>61953857and also a lot of investment from the GCC. which will now be diverted to air defence.
>>61953835Everything. Everything's changed. Call your mother and tell her you love her before it's too late.
>>61953649>will drop rapidly when the destruction of the Iran nuclear threat is overheads up to all anon, its not over
It's priced in guys, the most favoured line of /smg/
>>61953842I've been calling $250 a barrell at peak panic, have you been screenshotting my calls? I'm also calling this to be over by April. But it is going to get much worse very quickly before it gets resolved even quicker.
>>61953868Everything is priced in but sometimes it can take up to two more weeks.
It was already priced in at worst case scenario at $90
>>61953835>Realistically what has changed over the weekend>I still just see the same old chimping that there's always been in the Middle Eastsurprisingly the other muslims, most especially the saudis who hate persia, are crying for peacebunch of faggot little bitches. They are actually NOT erupting into open violence at the smallest agitationkinda weird to be desu
>>61953851...like they do every week over thereThe place has been a rubble heap throughout living memory. There has never been a week where an oil terminal has not been rekt by someone or another in the Middle East
>>61953862>And we have been very successful with regime change.Really? Name me one that lasted longer than 50 years. The shah was gone, taliban are back and iraq fell apart several times. Its only been slightly successful in south america. >means you destroy the current regime and "something" takes its placeKek this is just pilpul nonsense jargon. When trump deploys ground troops I hope you volunteer.
anyone else gonna pick up some SPY at $666 just for the meme numbers? I don't care if they lose money, it's to get a chuckle at when I see the buy price in my port.
>>61953838>Are we getting a 2022 bear run?>I don't think AI can save the oil crisis we're enteringthat was my base case for this before the oil shock even happenednow? I kinda think it might actually save us.the crash will get blamed on oil shock, then the market goes back upit's such a fucked situation
>>61953882>They shut down 20% of the world's oil supply every other weekWhy are you subhumans even allowed internet access
I'm a genius for longing oil and a retard for longing gold.
>>61953870There's over 1000 ships parked outside the straits on both sides, it will take 2-3 weeks to clear up the backlog when the straits reopen, then the delayed shipments will cause secondary and tertiary economic damage
IT ALL RETURNS TO NOOOOOTHINGIT ALL KEEPS TUMBLING DOWNTUMBLINGDOWNTUMBLING DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWN>no one here understands how bad this is>you'd be screaming with me if you knew
there was a lot of movement of capital away from US markets before this, now I bet a bunch of it moves back into the US for safekeeping, but also because the US is energy independent and a net oil exporter, while places like Europe and Asia are fucked if energy prices spike
>>61953894I still believe in shiny rocks longterm, but I'm selling my metals on open and going from 40% oil to 100% oil in my port.
>>61953883>Really? Name me one that lasted longer than 50 years. The shah was gone, taliban are back and iraq fell apart several times. Its only been slightly successful in south america.Oh my god you are so stupid. Let me repeat myself, and especially the part you avoided and didn't want to reply to.Regime change means you get rid of the current regime. It does not mean anything about what comes afterAnd america has been very good at thatIt turns out we are very good at destroying conventional militaries and destroying nations while calling it "nation building"The fact that you don't like the aftermath of american power doesn't change that the us military is very powerful
>>61953902Already started happening last week
>>61953902You are telling me to reject the evidence of my eyes and ears.
>>61953889>oil fucks private credit>private credit fucks ai>overwhat are the chances?
>>61953902>places like Europe and Asia are fucked if energy prices spikeJapan, China, and South Korea have huge oil reserves, THOUGH.
I'm so happy I don't own a car and don't need gas in my daily lifeI've been a bit lazy on food stacking though and I should really really consider doing that monday if I want to get some stuff before food prices hike because of oil becoming more expensive
This was the very intelligent response I got when I said the insurance Trump was offering days ago wouldn't lead to shipping being immediately resumed
>>61953910EXTREMELY high
>>61953909of course US oil prices are going up, because the US is exporting it, the prices will still be much worse in Asia and Europe
>>61953905I bought GLD calls at the money on Friday. I'll probably just close them out if it opens red.
>>61953883>>means you destroy the current regime and "something" takes its place>Kek this is just pilpul nonsense jargon. When trump deploys ground troops I hope you volunteer.I get that you are ESL and don't understand the basics of war or foreign policyBut "regime change" just means the regime changes. That's it. It doesn't mean that whatever comes next is successful, it just means that whatever is currently there will change and thus no longer be in power.That's the problem. Wiping out the current regime is easy. what comes next is the hard part
>>61953906Ok name one time we killed the local nation and something else replaced it and it was a better option that brought more safety than we had before. Its easy to kill leaders not so easy to make things safe. Enjoy your $5 gas, trust the plan, patriots in control.
>>61953710I'm clinging to rapidly evaporating hopium on my silver minors
>>61953891Yeah the Houthis kept attacking ships and nothing happened
holy fuck japan
>>61953902Europe is already down almost 10%. If it gets any worse the Francophile here is going to rope. And we need him here to glaze Macron!
>>61953896The major uncertainty will be removed from market sentiment and we will retard rally. Obviously in 3 - 6 months time reality might hit as stagflation comes into play.
>>61953906>doesn't change that the us military is very powerfulI'm waiting for that powerful military to open the Strait of Hormuz, defend Taiwan, take Greenland, invade Cuba and take Ukraine at the same time. Actually I'm not, I'm shorting because I know it can't do any of that. The first thing to go is the AI bubble because the Arabs are threatening to pull out a few trillions as punishment for not defending them against Iran.
>>61953922>HouthisWho that?
>>61953922They didn't shut down the Persian Gulf you spastic, they didn't destroy oil infrastructure in the Gulf nations, the Gulf nations didn't shut down their production
>Oil price has now just surged above $100 to $102 as Asian trading opened up 10% amid escalation of US-Israel-Iran war
>>61953923WHAT?WHERE?
>>61953925Nah it's gonna dovetail into the AI bubble collapse as returns on investment realized are negative and disillusionment hits critical mass. We won't double bottom until 2028.
>>61953912Food is critical for life, yeah, but it could be more than food. Anything that requires oil to make and transport to your house could get more expensive.
>>61953883>>61953649GOOD GOYIMPAY 100 DOLLARS A TANK OF GAS FOR ISRAEL!!!!!!DJT
Brace for fucking impact
>>61953938fuck offDO NOT MIGRATE TO THIS IT WILL GET 404edfaggot OP, buy an ad
>>61953851you're my favorite person, i admire you a lot. don't mistake a disagreement for dislike babe, every one is a chance for us to talk for hours. spending my days arguing with you would be such a treat, and i think if you're honest nobody steams you up more than me... i dunno how you live with letting me get the last word in all the time... anyways babe, i love you so much.
>>61953910>>oil fucks private credit>>private credit fucks ai>>over>what are the chances?pretty sure it was software that was killing private credit, but yeahthe market will see 10 good news events and 10 bad news events every year. in a bull market it ignores the bad ones. in a bear market, it ignores the good ones.right now we are going into a bear marketso every bit of good news won't do shit to make line go up, but every new piece of bad news makes the market go downbottom is when we see even worse news but the price does not go down again.which, weirdly enough applies to the US sort of. it is losing the least out of anyonebut still going down so there's thatinternational stocks are getting HAMMERED, especially the asian ones, like korea or Chyna
>>61953941yeah that's why I want to stack some more food before it hits their retail price, I'm assuming there's a short delay
Someone else bake, fuck this jeet
>>61953920>Ok name one time we killed the local nation and something else replaced it and it was a better option that brought more safety than we had before.um... wowSo this is the third time in a row you have completely missed the point.Regime change just means the regime changes. That is all. It does not mean that what comes next is better. Or that after you leave, the same guys don't come back.Look at libya, iraq 2, syria, egypt, afghanistanamerica is quite good at regime change. That means you change the regime. I feel like this is such basic simple english only an idiot could confuse this.What comes after regime change is the the problem.
>>61953550He keeps using the stock market as the bench mark of his economic success, so keeping it pumped during midterms would be good for him
>>61953977regime change in the context of geopolitcs has always been about nation building. you can try to reword it all you want tranny but no one believes you.
>>61953938>>61953948>>61953962spam, advertising/begging for money, early bake, and splittingfuck off and die
>>61953714Israel isn't my ally and they are committing a genocide. Anyone who bombs them is doing the right thing.
>>61953984>regime change in the context of geopolitcs has always been about nation building. you can try to reword it all you want tranny but no one believes you.No, because the phrase "regime change" literally just means you change the regimeThat's the problem. The nation "building" part is pretty tough after you just bombed the fuck out of someone and destroyed their nation.I know you're ESL and you're wrong, so you have a very very difficult time admitting it since you're incapable of original thought or self reflection, but you are categorically wrong. Try not being brown!
>>61954007>join our suicide pact loser Kys nigger
>>61953982>>61953962SPAM ADVERTISING THREAD>SPAM ADVERTISING THREADSPAM ADVERTISING THREAD>SPAM ADVERTISING THREADSPAM ADVERTISING THREAD
>>61954018holy shit the spam. that is theoretically against board rules and theoretically could be a BANNABLE OFFENSE
ALMOAST TIME 4 24 HR TRADING 2 OPENWE WILL SEE WHAT UCO AND BOIL DO
>>61953883Wait, so the Iran thing is about the nuclear programme again instead of unconditional surrender?
Jannies are so slow
someone bake, that thread will get nukedthen think of the thread-fugees!
>>61954089That's already happened and both got nuked.
>>61953405Picrel goes hard
SOLDEDBOIL&UCOwill start new positions again l8r.
>>61954148I really should have full ported natgas on friday
>>61954148If only I could solded right now...Oh well
>>61954166>should haveI am teaching myself to say "wish I would have" instead. Hindsight is always 20/20, and I'd rather be making consistent smaller gains than YUGE LOSSES from GOOMBLINIGGERING.>>61954169THINKORSWIM
>>61954256Thanks
>>61953617that fat boomer MIGA retard is almost always wrong
>>61954267Robinhood used to have better 24 hr trading than they do but during some particular RUSSIA shit they removed BOIL from it and at some point since then also removed UCO. thinkorswim got 24 hr trading later, but it's far better.
>>61954256I'm an option fag so I have to wait until 9 am
>>61954297If I was gud enough I would be too.
>>61954306who said anything about being good
i'm like one third april expiry tech puts
>>61954313Ye, I don't stick to things that take my mooney away. I dabbled and made some gud oopsions trades, then quickly lost moar and decided to stick to TOTALLY SAFE stuff like NATGAS AND OIL FUTAS PRICES BASED ETFs.
great job jannies
>>61954549Not to mention all the NIGGERS who supported the thread and allowed it to be a success.
>>61954319i'm catching a 4x on my soxs weeklies calls
>>61954583Indeed, SOXS was near the top of the list of the thinkorswim 24 hr watchlist sorted by poo scent gains for the night.
>>61954581I gave up about 150 posts in
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>>61953479I bought pre crashed when I did a off the top blowout in the past 2 months. Even slurped some of the panic nigger dips on the stupid crash days. Not much buying here. But it is a start of the crab for some things. Sold off some bad or questionable investments before Blood Moon Purim. Knew that occult shit was coming. I will check in the following years to buy a little here and there in this bear market to keep my stuff from crabbing down too much. Hell some of my stuff that is way up is trying to bounce back.
>>61953718Just stop doing anything for a week. I did this in the middle of February.
>>61954796how would that help? its my tax form or last year
I'm down 3% today I am financially ruined. I am a boglehead I didn't sign up for this it's going to take years to recover I'm going to rope
>>61956258Just wait it out. That's what you signed up for with bogleheading. DCA some more money in, even
How to profit of pic related?
>>61956438I was looking at it yesterday, you can use CMOD or similar instruments
>>61956258I'm mostly a boglehead too, it sucks atm but I imagine it can recover faster, maybe in a year
>>61956258>>61956659It's not recovering. Maybe it'll go up short-term but we'll be in a bear market soon enough. This is the downside of being a pussy boglehead and not trying to time the market so live with it
>>61953518Hahahahahahah fuck me! Run to bonds holy shit. Hahahahahahah
>>61956438We could just deliver a few lean hog contracts to help them out through these hard times boss.
