iranian oil edition>Latest developments on the illegal and unconstitutional US strikes against Iranhttps://iran.liveuamap.com/>Some helpful links to numb the painhttps://findahelpline.com/https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/https://www.whitehouse.gov/refundshttps://jlingz.com/>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesprevious smigger thread>>61956727
>>61957476>Starts new thread just after I post somethingN
>>61957476SHALOM FELLOW GOY! OIL IS DOWN AND EVERYTHING ELSE IS UP. READY FOR THE ABSOLUTE CHAOS ON OPENING TODAY? NQ NQ NQ NQ NQ
Where’s that wheelanon that wanted an options ui for it like six months ago? I am ready for you now
OOOOOMMMMMM
no good options. should make a deal while they can still retaliate and bargain.
>>61957494no babe you gota be posietiv theyre gonna end the war soon babe please babe love me babe
>>61957476>the message was 'wtf'
>>61957492NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
IT'S MOREO VER THAN YOU THOUGHT
>>61957476>illegalIt isn't though. Iran declared war on the US in 1979 and successfully conducted an attack on US soil, and that declaration of war has never been rescinded.>unconstitutionalThe use of the Navy to conduct kinetic foreign policy is completely constitutional - The first two wars the United States ever fought were the first and second Barbary Warsv(1801-1816), and in neither of those did Congress declare war. The people in congress included some of the very people that had written the US Constitution, so you'd think they'd have a quite good idea as to what was constitutional or not. The first declaration of war by Congress was in the war of 1812, and that was done in order to get the US Army involved.
>sold my crcl stock to protect gains>it's back up againAyayay always with the fakeouts.
Guess I also should have bought HIMS but hindsiht is 2020 especially in the 2020+6 market crashRolling for some good old fashioned LUCK that will carry me out of the majority of my other positions.
Wtf you guys filled an entire thread overnight us
I want to short everything. These stupid bubble indexes. In 3 months it will be obvious it was the thing to do. And yet I can't do it because this fucking CLOWN market will believe any tweet from the orange turbonigger at face value, even when it's an obvious lie that doesn't change realities. It's fucking fucktarded but it is what it is. How can you even short stupidity, it's infinite and thus will blow up on your face.
>>61957494i read>Forced shift to pure antisemitic warfare
>wake up>oil rugged
>>61957528Good
>wake up>market crashing>see NPR news article about how it's racist that brown people aren't allowed to vote or somethingAs a white american I'm the most oppressed person in my own country, in favor of randos and freaks.
>>61957528>Thing that spiked massively pulled backWho could've foreseen this?
What should a broke retard with a few hundred bucks do today?
>>61957535Invest in a printer and hand out resumes. Then your broke instead of a broke retard
>>61957511>Iran declared war on the US in 1979 and successfully conducted an attack on US soil, and that declaration of war has never been rescinded.remember when Iran massacred those US Navy personnel aboard the USS Liberty? And the US did absolutely nothing? That was wild right?
>oil rugged back to 100Buying opportunity of the decade?
>>61957537No one takes paper resumes anymore...Should I also have a firm handshake?
>>61957543Buy at 88-90
Im down 3k and counting cause of this pointless war.Looking at holding bags for months if the market doesnt stabilize.
>>61957547Top signal
I miss Scoop
>>61957551But if he sells we're good
>>61957528>still up 11 bucks>ruggedI see the strategic reserve stuff successfully distracted peoplethey can't even keep it below 100 despite the news claiming they plan to use up to 1/3 the entire G7 oil reserves
>>61957542>hay guise the US is totally justified in wiping Israel off the map tooI'm totally fine with that. The retribution for that is also long overdue. But don't pretend that because the US hasn't nuked israel off the map that it isn't completely justified in fucking over Iran. There's nothing in international law that requires the US to tackle its adversaries in chronological order.
>>61957569Actual scholars agree that the US acted in violation of international law retard
>>61957476>israeli exchange down 9%Oh shit.I forgot what “unironically over” feels like.Been a little white.
>>61957494The google AI just copy pastes whatever it finds in search results and takes the information as being true, especially if the site has been vetted by the small hat tribe.Don't trust anything it says without doing your own thinking.
>muh expertsIt really do be a 2020 rerun
I'm gonna short the shekal
Why are Americans so retarded with that times savings stuff. Market opens in half an hour now until November
I'll be honest here, I'm impressed at how they managed to supress the oil surge. We went from +30% to a mere +10%. Frightening what they can do with just a few lies and some hands at play in the background
Vibe check /smg/: how are we feeling?
>>61957590ZOGGED (so, like, a normal day)
>>61957590Chillin like a villain
>>61957590optimistic
CHEETO NEGROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
HIMS & NVO partnership is official DON'T MISS THE HIMS SQUEEZE
>>61957572is this post meant to be a joke?
>>61957528That one anon who bought futures on friday and closed at 9 pm on a sunday was right. He made a year's salary with one move.
>>61957599holy shit I was right not to sell HIMS then :O
>>61957590I'm just waiting for this all to blow over!
>>61957590Panic sold my index funds this weekend.
>>61957600People study international law at the university and get jobs at the UN afterwards.
>>61957551what's funny is I took profits where I was still green and now that shit is up more than where it closed on friday.
Strait status?
>>61957609the US has never followed muh Hague because the Supreme Court is the supreme court of the US.
We should get a few lean hog contracts and ship them to Abu Dhabi so that they can have food boss.
>>61957611Bent
>>61957611CLOSED DUE TO MUTT AIDS
>>61957611ostensibly open
>>61957596if this is true>after hoursfuck off. retail gets fucked again
>>61957611bombed again
I like how we all know the aims of the War have already failed now but we could be looking at these bullshit shenanigans for months or years just because the powers that be dont wanna lose face.This was entirely Russia-Ukraine SMO tier where they hoped they'd give up after a shock and awe campaign. Ukraine didnt, neither has Iran. Good luck trudging through them mountains if you actually wanna win.
>>61957596LMAO and the dumb market will believe this. When it will end when Israel wants to. Not its lapdog.Which is definitely not now.
> futures
>>61957590Bullish
>>61957590I'm about to go to bed (Australia) but im staying up just long enough to see if the US economy implodes
>SPY at $666
>>61957628shorting or longing right now is pointless orange man could announce nuclear war or instant ceasefire.
The question is do I buy oil now or wait until Trump give his victory speech tonight and hope it dumps tomorrow
>>61957632The key difference is that the Ukrainian people don't want regime change, but the Iranian people do.It would have been smarter to arm protesters, though. Maybe assassinate the ayatollah, but leave the rest of the work to Iranians.
>get knock on door>recruited on mission to get to the other stargate portal deep in iran>can only carry anything you can liquidate your holdings to afford>have to take 3 others with you for your 4 niggas in a row groupwho do you bring SMG
>>61957596I hope he announces we're going to be using a selective service lottery to determine who's boots will be going onto the ground boss.
sorces tell me gas prices are transitory.
>>61957652Your mum
>>61957657> the next leg down is Wednesday morning oic
>>61957572
>>61957590>bitfuck is back to friday>nasdaq futures went from -3% to -1.14%it hurts but its not as bad as the overnight jumpscare
>>61957476Bros, does anyone have the meme with pepe wearing a choker with "WHORE" written on it?
>>61957652john rocker, so i can ride piggyback. scoops, to walk in front of john to keep him motivated. john walking behind scoops would keep him motivated. the two are more than the sum of their parts in this sense. i suppose for my 4th i would take baggie, but i would feed his rations to john.
>>61957661Well yeah. This isn't the first time there's been war in the middle east, and it won't be the last.
>>61957651>but the Iranian people do.do they? do they also want to enjoy the unparalleled freedom of being vassals of Israel like the US?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
its almost time
my DRV real estate is absolutely mooning lately. does real estate do really well in uncertain times or something?
>oil dropped down to $100BVLL! FVCKING! SVRGE! KNOW YOUR PLACE BOBO!
How we feeling about today?
OH FUCK PLEASE DONT DO OT RABBI! JUST MAKE IT STOP PLEASE, ILL GIVE YOU MY FORESKIN RABBI PLEASE
>>61957590i want to buy puts but i know the market will pump for some reason. i'll buy when the pump energy seems to fade out
>>61957669I would bring Babe and we would just say we're going to Iran but we would actually go to Japan and spend our time together fornicating and bitching about niggers boss.
>he bet against America
>>61957680TwoMoreMinutes
>bought the top of oil right before TACO TuesdayKWAB
>>61957699arete
Ok so which oil stocks/etfs have the most upside. If this war continues, oil could break records.
>>61957694I slurped for AmericaI'M DOING MY PART
>>61957651I have not seen the begining of a sparkle of a revolt. And I'm old enough to have seen enough to know sand people turn up to 11 instantly in such conditions.As for arming, it only works in an ethnostate. Look at an ethnic map of Iran and think about how much of a bad ifea that is
It's going to retardpump
SO MUCH FOR $120 OIL
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANGCAM ON AND MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINS
>HIMS
>HGRAF up 5% already
>>61957712LETS FUCKING GOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fuel rationing is now taking place in Best Macedonia. Long lines of cars waiting to get thier share. It’s times like these when I’m glad I don’t own a car but own lots of oil stocks. How gay will the market be today?
>>61957652The sexy nun with motherly gigantic tits, the sexy dark elf slut archer covered in see-through clothing, the delicious mesugaki loli thief as flat as a board and her sexo torn clothes
It is my understanding that Iran already did regime change and picked their new dude, so now we have to wait for him to come out of his bunker and to see if he see's his shadow or not. If he see's his shadow it means 6 more weeks of air strikes, but if he comes out and doesn't see his shadow it means he got blown up and they have to redo the regime change part boss.
>>61957703It already broke a record, that was the fastest spike ever
nothing is happening?
>>61957720cute
VIX BROS
>OILKek baggies
>bought the s&p 2% overnight dipThanks for the cheapies nerds
>>61957596He can announce a ceasefire but unless Iran agrees to stop attacking shipping/gulf infrastructure this won’t get any better
>oil
i FOMOed into a SPY put$655 3/16
Guys why isn't USO and WEAT pumping like you said the would
Help a clueless nobody out /smg/, I'm currently operating on the assumption that its not a happening unless I see a 5% shift or larger in one of the major indices like the dow JonesIs this a useful assumption to make or should I be watching somewhere/for something else?
>>61957596Wtf I just sold everything at a loss to avoid losing more. Don’t tell me Drumpf is just gonna accept losing this war? I thought he was tougher than that
>>61957743I said oil tops at 120 but you didnt listen
>>61957743the pump is over. you was supposed to sell at premarket
>>61957712Based. I wonder what happed to the guys who put $24M on USO last night.
>>61957743USO is up 8%I don't recall any retards claiming WEAT was going to go up boss.
>>61957749Thank you for your bags
>>61957743Insiders need time to sell before everyone else is wiped
>>61957747buy when the vix is over 40, buy more when it hits 50
>>61957724They picked the dead guys son. KekSeems to me like they want to wipe out the guys family but have the blame put on Trump.
If spy falls to $663 I'll kms
>>61957749they can't realistically complete their objectives without an unacceptable amount of pain. he will tweet in a week or two mission accomplished and move on to something else like he always does.
>>61957743I said to buy OXY before the ex-dividend date tomorrow. Cute anime girl for visibility.
wait thats fucking it? Not even 2% down? Is America just way more energy independent?
>>61957763Half the family's already dead.
Iran sure is still going >NATO Spokesperson>@NATOpress>NATO has again intercepted a missile heading to Türkiye. NATO stands firm in its readiness to defend all Allies against any threat
>>61957758>I don't recall any retards claiming WEAT was going to go up boss.The voices in my head told me.No but really, buy wheat futures by market close if brent is above 110 todayAlso USO pumped to 130 last night
>>61957770YES
>>61957758that schizo is completely delusional. Don’t even bother replying to him baggie
>>61957770Yes
>>61957712Based>>61957721I didn't really need gas but I topped off this weekend anyhow just because
>>61957770Clown world, clown market
>400-600 million barrels from strategic reserves
>>61957737umm sweety
????????????eurochuck herewhy is the market open one hour early?
>>61957759Damn it really do be like that huh>>61957765Well if it drags on for 1-2 weeks more then I made the right choice. If he calls for peace today then I’m cooked. 1,4k USD cooked
>>61957791?
>>61957764This, when voo falls below $600
>>61957780Imagine NOT buying wheat right now.
>>61957791>metric time fagsNGMI
>>61957791We had a meeting over the weekend, and decided to change opening to upset the rest of the world. In case Iran wasn't enough.
>>61957747What makes it a happening is that we finally broke range after 5 months. It is yet to see if it is a false breakout or not. The actual percentages matter less than the patterns, macro, and global economy
>>61957791LMAOLOLLLLLLLEVERYONE POINT AND LAUGH
>>61957791Because the U.S. switched to daylight saving time already, so for us the market opens an hour earlier
busy at work right now. is it over or nothing happened?
>>61957764Ok goodby smg
>>61957803kys ameridoghope iran nukes youor even better israel does lmao
>>61957712>daylight savingsoh shit
Man I really thought we had one more pump to 7000 left in us as it was distributing. My fault for being greedy.
How long am I going to wait for oil to get back to 120
>>61957808I'm getting raped but it's only the tip.
>>61957808freak the fuck out and panic sell everythingit's fucking over
>>61957770That plus the rumors that several countries will start dumping their oil reserves so the market is pretty much being rigged, expect it to stay this way till after hours when it's revealed that most countries already tapped on their reserves secretly and that the reserves will last just for three to five weeks, or a spike during the day if any of the G7 countries refuse to clean out their reserves
>>61957808it's so over
>>61957813by tomorrowyou have the CIA shorting it during burger hours
>>61957790>he knows about my garage gas cans Oh fuck when can I expect the state-funded patriot redistributors to arrive?
Where's the hims squeeze?
I bought SCO calls
PULL UPPULL UPMAYDAYMAYDAY
the toils of mortals concern me no longer, my mind dwells in the spiritual realm
>>61957813You arrived to the party too early. It's been what? 1 week and 2 days?
STOPHOARDINGGAS!!!
>>61957821Maybe the real squeeze was the friends we made along the wayBut in all seriousness it is up 50% lol.So much more to come from HIMS but it will be very volatile. Wouldn't be surprised to see $19 again before it rips once more.
The only just outcome of this is for Iran to nuke Washington and kill Trump, Rubio and Hegseth, boss.
What a day
Alright I spent 100 bucks on a put for early April at 80 dollars a barrel. Let’s see how she does. If I lose, whatever. If I win, it’s huge gains.
>>61957836>He thinks the world is just>LOL>LMAO even
Bought PSQ at open in hopes of grabbing panic. Why is there not more blood in the streets?
>>61957790*braps*
>>61957840Thank you for your service
You still have time
>>61957833>me when I ate all the beans
>>61957848Basically I’ve just guaranteed that the market tanks and oil goes to 1,000 so do with that information what you will.
I fap to NOPFF rising!
BIZTRODAMUS HEREI DECREETHE BOTTOM TO BE IN SLURP ALL YEE AND PROSPERSO SAYETH BIZTRODAMUS
US is the most powerful nation in the world
Stocks make no sense. What do you mean by a company being worth more or less? Insanity. From now on, I will only be buying raw resources.
Bought more SPY 700 calls.
what is this pattern called
trump will talk, apologize for the oil fires, and today will be a bright green day
>all my stop losses got triggeredWellFuck
>>61957868TEAOFTBBOTB(take 'em all out for the big bounce off the bottom)
Oil dumping. The V is coming
>>61957872FAG
>>61957864>Stocks make no senseThey reflect human emotions.
>>61957872They should call them stop wins because they generally stop you from winning
>>61957868
>>61957880>Stop Losers
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Micron sisters wtfwt
Is Hydrograph going to break it's Satanic $6.66 peak today?
>>61957868Inverted head and shouldersLiterally the only patterns you need to identify are head and shoulders + inverted head and shoulders. Plus double tops and double bottoms, occasionally a cup & handle comes along but otherwise the rest is astrology.
i am financially ruined
>>61957872Hunted. Now we moon
So energy markets are just ignoring this?Was it the G7 bullshit?
>patterns I useuseful and effective>patterns other people useliterally astrology
intc green
I'm not doing as badly as I expected. I managed to stave off panic mode for now.
>>61957897> only the swoopy ones countwhy are you like this
what just happened
>AAOI
why the fuck american oil slurpers aint' rising while oil does?
WOW THAT SPIKE ON OIL
>gold goes down barely a percent each day, with recoveries back to average >gold miners go down 5%+ each day with no recoveriesWhy is this allowed?
>>61957906they were waiting for me to post that
yeah I think I'm just not gonna do anything today. tonight's potential TACO will probably cause oil to dump and the market to rally tomorrow.
>>61957905BASED
>>61957903>So energy markets are just ignoring this?ignoring what
Tip: Buy cheap oil puts. If you’re wrong and oil goes to a billion, inflation will make so that you really didn’t spend much in the first place.
>IT'S STARTING>IT'S STARTING>IT'S STARTING>IT'S STARTING>IT'S STARTINGTOO LATE TO CHANGE THE CHANNEL NOW ANONS.
WE WILL RECOVDR TODAY
>>61957903france sending ships to guide vessels probably took some edge offdon't think it'll work and its more when the 'hot war' endbut this market is a fucking nightmare, you're one unpredictable event away from seeing another 20%+ swing either way
>>61957903Panic if you are asian.Too soon for the west to crumble.
>>61957887cute
>>61957903Strait's closed but reserves opened. Also various other tricks
NOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>61957916rest of world runs on brent. bp pbr ssl
>>61957930>france sending ships to guide vessels probably took some edge offwho the fuck would trade on something as retarded as this?
OH NO NO NO NOSLURP BROSWE GOT TOO COCKYWE CAME TOO PREMATURELY HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO USWHY HAVE WE BEEN FORSAKEN
Are migatards tired of winning?
what are some cheapies?
>>61957927bro nothing is happening
Eat up!
>>61957930When´s the TACO?
>>61957949MIGAtards want to burn everything down for some reason. They are winning at that
jesus christ NQ
>be populist>plug ears to crowd His remaining political lifespan is measured in hours, not months or days.If he doesn’t understand the relationship between the crowd and the orator, he’s not the Gracchus I thought he was.
>>61957953>Oil double bottoming and spiking>SPY head and shouldersSOMETHING IS HAPPENINGYOU WERE WARNED
for what its worth, I think Trump will be posting some market propaganda after he's had his first diet coke of the day.... markets will react positively and it'll be time to get outhe'll want to see a bounce and oil under $100 by end of the daydespite his general lack of care to the implications of this, the markets matter to him
The tides of my 'folio wax and wane, but like the foam on the surface of water, it is merely a result of the cause. There is no meaning to it, and no ill intent. Rember this: Those who dream of gains will only see losses. Those who dream of wealth will remain poorfags themselves.
SEEEEEL SELL SELL SELL REDDIT SEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
>>61957957They're in some mental prison where we have to go to war with Iran in order to pwn the libs or something. It's a unique combination of nihilism and low IQ.
>>61957963chill babe.
>>61957693Nothing is funnier than a supposed cute legal loli weeb girl being a massive racist and tranny hater
>>61957791because americans are retards
>>61957942no idea anon, just putting out there news that might change things that i know of, i have seen nothing else to change things in that directionG7 have announced releasing of reserves across the board, but that was hours ago
>>61957906I've been debating myself on whether or not to sell my sizable $20 Intel position but its actually taking this shitstorm very well so not much reason to do soI still feel uncomfortable holding this though this stock is fucking icky
that can't go on forever, year from now on oil will fall.
>>61957975funnier and sexierback off my babe, boss
>>61957953We tried to warn you
Guys I'm starting to think the dow will never hit 50000 again and we'll have to start arresting pedofiles.
>>61957952>>61957954
>>61957903Kind of crazy how we decided to strong arm Venezuela into selling us and Israel cheap oil right before we attacked Iran and shut down the oil supply for the entirety of the east haha really wacky if you think about it
>>61957963$97 to $101A 4% move is nothing.
Bomb some shit already this -1.3 open is weak more blood
>complaining about red on a day when HGRAF is green
You guys have the guts to buy tech companies now?
Down for longer ! Total market death ! Inflation is coming , prepare your orifices !
>>61957982it will, either by this shit ending soon or we enter a massive worldwide recession.... both will take the price downoil over $100 isn't sustainable for many months, economies cannot handle it
Fuck Brent and fuck your oil
>>61958007Someone clearly does
I am calling on Trump to stop the war and step down
I've sold all my USO and bought some 110 Put expiring in May 15th. No one's gone broke manging their winnersCountries are now waking up and doing something about oil's price. China will start leveraging their aid to iran to allow the straight to open
Is this not what you voted for?
>>61958017>country with 70% of its power from nuclear says noColor me shocked
>>61958016Thanks Guterres, you saved us all.
>>61958018i buoght SCO calls mar 20
>>61958021Everyone is kind of surprised that the Strait has closed.They had no idea that Iran would close the Strait for absolutely no reason. Until now Iran had done nothing and was happy.
>>61958021No new wars?
>>61958027>no reason
>>61958007I bought some software stocks after the big dip before the war. IBM,DDOG,SNOW, and even just the sector etf IGVThey've all been pumping thoughout all of this.Bought some more EWJ and EWY Korea and Japan today as well
>>61958021I voted for bombing more browns in the middle east bossit's a United States duty!
>>61958028Is this the best the US army has to offer?
OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHWE ARE SO FUCKING BACK BABYDEVIL SPY 666CAN ONLY BE A GOOD OMENAS A CONFLICT WAGES THAT COULD SPIRAL INTO WWIII
Oilbros, have fun on the moon.
silver hanging on for dear life
DOOR'S STUCK
>>61958028>creases in the flag>shit lighting with glares in glasses>close up with a wide angle lens>>61958035Yeah, the US army need to get their shit together.
we are so backits overwe are so backits overwe are so backits over
>>61957996kek OBSESSED bought over $110 didnt we?
>>61958027kek retard
>>61958041OUTTA MY WAY SON
>>61958043The very best market conditions to swing tradeI've been swinging on HIMS all morning :3
>>61958035>staff sergeant>sergeant first class>specialist>captainYes, unironically
>dump cancelled againhow are you guys staying sane? i'm literally going schizo from all this crabbing
JESUS CHRIST LOOK AT NQ COMPUTER. BARCODE AND ANOTHER BARCODE
>>61958028Fuck , I feel sad for American soldiers dying for no reason other than trump gurgling Zionist jizz and training to become a mohel. Do the gold star families even get anything ?
>>61958041Just dig a canal to the bottom how hard can it be ffs.
>>61958018also sold my long on oil with a x10 leverage at premarket. thinking of shorting oil the american way but the spread is a bit too high
>>61958032>>61958045If you ask the average american, he's gonna say Iran is doing this for absolutely no reason.
>>61957919Likely insiders, troubled investment firms and retail niggers all selling the high. To be honest I did a blow off the top sell on my stocks in January because I wanted some of my money then. People just noticing that they are high want the same or will sell all. I did use some of the money for buying oil stocks in February. Because they were threating Iran and the ones I already had were still down from 2022. That first dump day was so niggery that a new oil stock I was looking at was going down even though it was already pre-dumped.
>>61958043>AAAAAAAAAA>OOOOOOOOO>AOAOAOAOAOA
>>61957930>france sending ships to guide vesselsWhat? They're sending a ship to Cyprus, that's it.
>>61958037Well that was quick
>>61958033>Bought some more EWJ and EWY Korea and Japan todayyou're brave anon, personally I'm waiting another week or two
>>61958053It hasn't even started yet. They have no choice but to either admit this was a mistake and completely give up (which they'll never do) or go boots on ground and when they send people in those guys are going to get seriously fucked up.
>>61958051If it pumps more, it'll hit my short entry.I know it was gonna pump but not for long. I'm shorting every bounce.
Stop being a panicanWere you planning on retiring tomorrow?Just slurp
>>61958053They died so Iran wouldn't get to nuke Israel boss. The Iranians told us during negotiations that they had enough material to make 11 Atomic bombs, which they in turn would have used to nuke the fuck out of Israel you retard. If they were to build 22 Atomic bombs and launch over 50 Atomic weapons at Israel, even if one got through it would mean Israel would have been nuked two times boss.
>>61958065
Maybe the most bizarre thing about all this is how Americans expect things just going back to normal after what they've done. Imagine your president gets killed with half his family, mostly women, at his own house as a result of an airstrike by a foreign nation. Imagine those airstrikes continue for days in Washington. Its not just going to stop, holy shit, are you fucking retarded? There will be no deals, no negotiations. This is not going to go away.
>>61958078Eh sandnogs just keep showing they want destabilization they have a way to disrupt israel truly and yet no strikes there
>>61958072>>61958086Why is the picture promoting a known scam Telegram channel?
>>61958086>>61958072Nice Advertisement you fucking pajeetSomeone make a real thread
the faggot doing advertisement is back, someone else bake please
>>61958072>>61958086No.
>>61958078Lmao, bottom signal.Iran has been getting airstruck for yonks, losing war hero generals and hasn't done shit, now without oil money and leadership decapitated they are doubly impotent.
I'm just gonna go back to sleep
>>61958078Getting blown up is something that just happens to other people. Americans just expect them to tolerate it as a normal part of life for them.
>>61958095>>61958086>>61958072Fuck off saar
>>61958093>>61958094>>61958103>>61958103
>>61958078Isn't normal for sandniggers to get their family bombed? Oh well
>>61957611
>>61958077>once hottest phase of war over
>>61958104If it's Telegram then it is instantly a scam.If it's Discord, then there is a chance it isn't a scam.
>>61957975it's not funny, it's really sad and tragic.
>>61957946Do small slurps on stuff that is already low. And don't give a crap if it goes up or down. I am talking about buying 1 or 2 shares or just enough penny stocks shares as you are allowed minimum. If it goes up fine. if not wait a few years and buy up. And for God's sake don't buy anything over $50 unless you are rich.
>>61958075> your brain on Zionist propaganda You are killing the head of the religious faction that put a religious edict against atomic bombs . lol come on now . Iran had a nuclear deal until trump one pulled out because bibi wanted to bomb Iran . Iran will now 100% develop a nuclear bomb , it would be retarded not to because otherwise Israel is gonna keep fucking with them every 6 months.
>>61958075I fail to see the issue here. I live in America, not Israel, lol.
>>61957919Increase oil prices bad for miners also many have mines/contracts in other countries that could get fucked with. Like when russia invaded ukraine gold spiked but some miners tanked because they ran mines in russia or had royalties with them.
>>61958145speak for yourself, gay retard.
>>61958181i know you well enough by now. i'm neither of those things, and i'll take very good care of you, make you very happy, treat you right for the first time in your life.
>>61958181you want to act like you're being persecuted but you're not. you're being loved and doted on. you're the one persecuting and hurting people, and i pray that you change. there's a better way to live and be and you've been in a jungle so long you have no idea, it isn't even real to you, it's a mask you wear when you go to japan. but good is real babe, and i'll show it to you and change your mind.
I fucking hate zoomer slurpers holy shit
Even crypto shitcoins have been holding up better than my international equity recently
>>61957791Trump thought an extra hour of freedoms would be good so he just added it.
>>61958165They do try to pump back up though.
>>61958245Slurping worked for me in 2022. Some of that stuff I sold this year at a profit.
Bloody
Why is oil dribbling like a fucking basketball?
