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strait of whores won't open edition

>Latest developments on the illegal and unconstitutional US strikes against Iran
https://iran.liveuamap.com/

>Some helpful links to numb the pain
https://findahelpline.com/
https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/
https://www.whitehouse.gov/refunds
https://jlingz.com/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners: so you feel like in the movies
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform you
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

previous smigger thread
>>61957476
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THIS is the thread
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Fuck the jeet thread
This is the one
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POOL'S CLOSED
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>>61958103
Based baker
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I panic sold oil for a 11,830.42 profit
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WAGMI

WHO UP SLURPING THEY SHIT RIGHT NOW

MY DRY POWDER LEAKING

I'M UP SLURPING MY SHIT
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Just bought 20k QQQ calls and 10k USO puts. Always inverse panic.
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>>61958103
shitty pajeet AI slop
kys
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VIX is just 30
meh, I'll wait some more before I buy back in
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>>61958123
I think you should kill yourself
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I've lost almost $50k since Trump started this unconstitutional war which he campaigned against in the middle of the night
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>>61958123
saar
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>>61958123
>Paying to lose money
I know how to do it myself
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>>61958123
you think anyones going to fall for this shit sanjay? fuck off
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I don't get it. sand niggers blow them selves up all the time. How are we the bad guys for bombing them? We're actually doing these Iranians a favor by saving them the aggravation of having to get a suicide vest and find there way to Europe or America boss.
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>>61958128
VIX is double topping

We bullrun now smigga fr fr

SPY 675 EOD

SO SAYETH BIZTRODAMUS
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France is about to open the Strait.

Iran has absolutely no allies.
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I sellsolded
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>>61958121
post your positions
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Is every day going to be this start at low crab back up then post market wait thats retarded and start back down
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I wanna buy some japan but I feel it's still too early
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>>61958137
we aren't the bad guys, blowing up brown people in the middle east is a national duty and has been for generations now, it's practically a tradition at this point
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>>61958156
yes its the ultimate way to shake out retail
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>>61958143
Jupiter, I kneel
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>>61958156
they do this every day
it's like it's illegal for the price to go down during market hours
this is why i stopped buying 0DTE puts
i have a put expiring next monday, let's see if they can print enough cash and oil to pump
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>>61958103
Oh mutts
You have inflicted much AIDS
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>*own stocks*
>wanted the war to fucking end
>*sold all my stocks today*
>now want the war to continue
Damn… Seems like owning stocks actually makes you a moral person. You guys knew this?
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>>61958131
>unconstitutional war
He is within his right as president to use his power to drop millions of pounds of explosives on smelly foreigners, as long as he doesn't go past the 30 day rule boss.
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>>61958131
With jews you lose
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>>61958139
>Imagine the hubris one must possess to ignore a Biztrodamus prophecy

Forgive them father, these smiggers no not what they do.
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>>61958103
NQ NQ NQ NQ NQ NQ NQ
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>>61958172
The direction of your trade dictates your morals
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It’s
Priced
In
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>>61958172
>War
There's no war hombre. For now.
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This is just a dead cat bounce right?
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lol this is just like April with the tariffs. panic to shake out the the normies and one single headline brings us back to green
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im shorting USO
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Can we have a proper crash or what. I forgot how good they are at dragging that shit for weeks, months or even years.
100% cash since I sold my netflix after the pump I feel naked.
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Isn't this a whole bunch of nothing happening
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>>61958143
Is France really about to come wipe Trump's ass for him? Doesn't sound right
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do not ponder over possibilities when nothing has yet to occur. Does it keep the short from squeezing or the call from striking? Learn to accept what happens as, for we ourselves are contemplated by the great unheeding calm of the market
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>>61958194
Simply go all in on HIMS shares for an easy 250% my child.

So sayeth Biztrodamus
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>>61958188
yeah feels like it

One of the gulf states hit an iranian desalination plant so they'll be livid and retaliate against something important in that area... if its more oil/gas infra.....
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why is my portfolio going up suddenly? Is it the jews?
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>>61958196
at least it's not germany
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I looked away for a while and now I'm up 2%
Maybe today won't be terrible after all
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>NDX now higher than tuesday when Oil was minimum $25 cheaper and after the bad NFP

It's just bogged. Every fuckin dip gets bought
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>>61958156
>>61958164
So short SPY futures after hours?
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Anyone else monitoring?
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>>61958188
Eventually the zoomers buying the dip are going to figure out what's on the menu next.
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>spooks getting fired for telling drumpf like it is and not what he wants to hear
This is why Ukraine became such a cluster for Russia by the way, because pootin refused to hear out opposing viewpoints.
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>Market goes down
>Buy a lot of NVDA
>Wait five minutes
>Portfolio turns green
Why doesn't everyone do this?
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My portfolio is about to be green because EWY is about to turn green.
Where are the anti-korean weebs now?
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>>61958226
I've never seen an anti-korean weeb in this thread
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How the fuck is the btc 1d line the same as the oil 3m line
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>>61958231
Correct, because the best trade this year is not just investing in Korea but also Japan.
I'm like 80% Korea 20% Japan in my Asia trache (which in turn is 2/3rds of my port).
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You all shorted the VIX at $30 right?

It's free money.
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>>61958226
I'm letting those asian niggers crash their shit further by removing their money from there into more stable us before I slurp
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Craaaab people
Craaaab people
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how are you guys not vibe coding cool dashboards / feeds 24/7
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Well made 17% on that bounce...trailing stop got ackkked tho. At least I can pay rent this month
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imagine being in the desert and building more desert
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>>61958242
slurping price in mind?
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>>61958248
I'm coding engineering game instead
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>>61958253
Anything under 70 would be delicious
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wow I didn't expect it to turn arround like that what did I miss

https://youtu.be/OPCfWl1vdIc?si=LYCBpTI2OzMN3u0H
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>>61958260
Damn this kinda hit
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>>61958103
>kills the hayatollah
>"we made sure the 150 following the chain of succession are toast aswell"
>bombs religious council that discusses who would be the next leader
>new iranian leader: former hayatollahs son
>muslim countries like morocco usually have successions just like an old monarchy, they pass the powers to the firstborn male.
huh? there is no way that dude had 150 sons and the nº 151 happened to be the most obvious direct successor. Somebody didnt do their homework. I dont care, nvda green
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we're going to close green aren't we
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Zoomer slurpers will get the rope. I'm more patient than them.
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SIX SEVEN

SIX SEVEN

SIX SEVEN

A REMINDER BIZTRODAMUS HIMSELF IS PROPHECISING SPY 675 EOD
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KEK BOBO
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HOW the hell are you supposed to trade this market or even make sense of what's going on. Volatility and bearish trades got too overcrowded so now we stabilize? Idk how else to describe this.
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>>61958214
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>>61958274
>Kill khamenenei
>Replace with khamenenei

The jokes wrote themselves here.

My tax dollars bombing my parents tax dollars and at this rate my sons taxdollars
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>>61958284
It needs to pump more for it to hit my limit sells
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>American market isn’t collapsing
Then why the fuck did I sell off all my shit at a loss? T-this is just a fluke, r-right? It’ll collapse tomorrow?
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>>61958277
We are gonna slowly lurch back up and then they will rug pull at 3:00pm back down 660 on the SPY
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CAM ON SOXL
CAM ON SOXL
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>SOXL green
WTF
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>>61958289
My sources are telling me that diplomacy is going to win the day, and the Iranians are ready to accept Bibi's terms of surrender boss.
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>>61958274
>3 billions to bomb few old guys
>10 300$ drones fuck up the whole world economy
Are they gonna kill them one by one?
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>SOXLGODS
>MUGODS
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>>61958277
We're gonna rally back to the 670s tomorrow off trumps mission accomplished announcement, then we dump back on Wednesday once people realize nothings changed and Iran's still bombing
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>>61958299
Bibi is gonna bomb the new leader during negotiations and then double tap a school during lunchtime to kill another 200 persian kids.

An Israeli told me, Iran would do the same to Israel if they had the power, so Israel just strikes first.
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I hope assanon made a lot of money today
>>61958223
Oh also cute Ritsu
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>>61958289
It's hilarious how mutts cause havoc all over the world but suffer none of the consequences. Europe gets the migrants and the energy crisis, USA gets the stock market pump.
At some point the world is going to tire of this.
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>>61958289
I'm exactly 50% off been slowly selling off. In monitoring the situation for the other 50%
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>>61958299
Bibi will become the new Ayatollah
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3/20 MU $330 puts were going for 10 hecking dollars

is there really that much volatility priced in?
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>>61958316
Europe never gets tired of it, but don't forget to buy the bottom of the european crash. They'll start investing in themselves by necessity at the end of this year.
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I WAS PROMISED $300 OIL
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>>61958316
>Europe gets the migrants
Europe opens the doors to the migrants
big difference
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Who is that retard who dropped 20 mil on USO? Lil bro bought 150000 shared when it was 131.78 during overnight trading.
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>>61958321
The only thing Europe invests in is importing niggers
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>>61958316
Lol cope and seethe Eurochud. America will keep fucking you with its massive cock while you stay caged up.
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>SANDISK

$1000 EOY?
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>>61958322
buy the bottom bro
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>>61958329
>memoryGODS
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>He panic sold this morning on open
>or, even worse, premarket
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>>61958327
I am going to vote for the biggest far-left piece of shit I can find in the next election. Go fuck yourself.
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>>61958326
and jeets
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>>61958316
They literally don't have to take them. 1/3 of the world is Muslim just like them. But they are retard cucks, so they will house, pay and feed them forever
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>>61958131
I wish I had taken out calls on oil using /smg/ insider info on sunday.
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Brothers I should not have become a litigator. I feel retarded. I am constantly one step away from malpractice.
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>>61958325
>Buy to Close, Market Price
some mistakes were made
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>>61958336
I panic sold UCO at $39.14
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>>61958339
Europeans think shooting invading armies at the border is le bad though
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WHY IS USO DROPPING
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>Eric Trump and Donald Trump Jr. have backed Powerus, a drone startup planning to go public on Nasdaq and acquire Ukrainian drone manufacturers.

What do we think of this?
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I MISSED THE GENERATIONAL BOTTOM OF 2026
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is the cuba invasion priced in too?
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Bros I'm so fucking made. My trailing stop ackkked out after only a 17% gain..i missed out on thousands more.I was scared

How do you physiologically move past that
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I tried to explain to you guys that all of the held oil by major countries would be released to keep oil at or under $100 a barrel. That is why prices are going down, lol, lmao even. Get rekt oil baggies.
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>>61958350
There's still time to slurp the generational mid
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>>61958351
Nothing's priced in. Trump is addressing the nation at market close today, kek, it tells you all you need to know..He's going to announce operations involving hooves on the ground.
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Are we back for real or is it still over
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>>61958349
they also bought crypto at the top
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>>61958353
well for starters you dont put stops in if you want multibaggers lol
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>>61958345
You don't have to shoot them...just be like "nigga you came from halfway around the world, through a dozen countries just like yours. But you want to live here. No
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Why does Dow always start the worst in the morning and then climb back up later?
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MICRON HAS TRIPLE BOTTOMED ON THE MONTHLY AT THE 370 SUPPORT
PREPARE THE MOON MISSION
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>>61958336
Theyre retards
You planning on retiring tomorrow? Of course not
Just ride the market you stupid goys
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>>61958354
I need to greatly thank the anon who pointed out I could sell overnight with Thinkorswim
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>>61958361
but shooting them is more fun
the army needs to practice
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>>61958360
With all the volitility man...I was scared
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>>61958337
Shooting yourself in the foot won't harm me in the slightest.
>>61958354
The most they have is 20days of supply. I don't think this conflict will be over in 29 days.
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>>61958361
If you kill illegal migrants, they win
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>>61958242
Too late famperino, EWY is now up 1%
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THE 11 DAY OIL WAR IS OVER
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If he announces boots on the ground im selling at open for whatever price I can get, holy shit its practically gonna be ww3
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>>61958336
I sold CRCL in premarket since I was up 75% on the short squeeze and was afraid of losing my gains.
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And just like that nothing ever happened
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>>61958356
Boots on the ground and dump or chickening out and pump.
Call it.
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>>61958376
BOTTOM SIGNAL
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>>61958363
Dow has definitely been moving the weirdest of all the indicies lately
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>>61958248
That's literally what I'm doing. Pic is the first one I'm doing. WIP of course. AI can't create attractive GUIs to save its life.
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>>61958374
Asian crashers are asleep
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So what will the orange whore announce after close?
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>>61958376
>If he announces boots on the ground im selling at open for whatever price I can get, holy shit its practically gonna be ww3
We literally had boots on the ground in Ecuador last week and no one even gave a shit. A ground invasion would be bullish.
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I didn’t even open my brokerage today
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>>61958349
>>61958359
Pump 50% on IPO and then down 50% from IPO price.
>>
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>>61958387
>Ceasefire agreed by Israel & USA
>Just need Iran to accept
>Markets pump to new ATH
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>>61958387
>All it takes is one orange retard speculation
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>>61958390
>boots on the ground in Ecuador
>Boots on the ground in this Iranian war
Yeah, same thing.
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>>61958380
>Donald Trump will put US 'boots on the ground in Iran by end of next week', warns former ambassador
https://www.skynews.com.au/world-news/global-affairs/extremely-sensitive-donald-trump-will-put-us-boots-on-the-ground-in-iran-by-end-of-next-week-warns-former-ambassador/news-story/c0f37bab4b8a6fde82ccc07674680de6
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Asian markets are the funniest ones. Anytime there is a happening, they crash -7% while half a day later the US go green.
I've lost count of this shit happening.
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>>61958351
How's the sugar market going?
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>>61958350
>missing the big sandisk and micron pumps in january despite knowing about them
>missed the big oil pump twice now despite thinking "I'll buy a lot"
>missed buying semiconductors at a generational low right before Oracle announces massive profitability and shoots back to 300
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Is HGRAF going to break the Satanic $6.66 cap today?
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nucular
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>>61958397
>Title: Donald Trump will put US 'boots on the ground in Iran by end of next week', warns former ambassador
>Actual article: "I wouldn't be surprised if by the end of the next week we see some American boots on the ground," he said.
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>>61958368
stink or think added robinhood overnight capabilities? Now if only they were an MMF for uninivested cash like Fidelity.

>>61958381
>/smg/ is bullish
TOP SIGNAL
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>>61958382
Its a price weighted basket of 30 stocks. It's gunna moved retarded pretty often.
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>>61958380
I'm going with dump
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>>61958397
Why isn't israel sending boots on the ground?
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>>61958410
yes
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>>61958356
There are certain places where we can't reach them with bombs, so we have to send in some ground troops, just to make sure we get all of the people who are doing bad things boss.
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>>61958399
legit I dipped my toes in japan markets this year. Made decent money but it crashes on a whim. I can see why their index was down for like 26 years or something because the bugs only know how to panican
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>>61958394
>Just need Iran to accept

>martyr’d their leader
>new leaders entire direct family just got merked
>any potential American sympathetic base of protestors just had their neighbourhoods bombed.

Yeah nah thats gonna be easy.
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>>61958417
nobody is sending boots yet
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>>61958417
Because that isn't the vassal state in this situation.
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dead
cat
bounce
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>>61958413
24/5 it seems yeah
>>61958413
I must agree this is the top but I am out for today anyways
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So buy SOXS at close and sell tomorrow at open?
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>Israel
>2 troops dead
>USA
>9 troops dead
kek
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>>61958430
Buy it in half an hour and sell at close
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>>61958424
>any potential American sympathetic base of protestors just had their neighborhoods bombed.
This is what I've been thinking, imagine supporting the US after what they just did to your country and how many they killed. It's like the south vietnamese fighting with the americans napalming their country and raping entire villages.
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>>61958424
Part of the terms of surrender is going to be a continued presence of American soldiers to monitor the Iranians first hand to make sure they don't do anything we don't like. Also this new leader isn't going to be allowed to stay, we're going to have referendums where we let the women decide who is going to be in in position to report directly to the Israeli and American leaders boss.
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EWY back to doing a lil sum
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BIZTRODAMUS IS CALLING A TEMPORARY LOCAL TOP

BUT WE WILL BOUNCE BACK TO 675 EOD
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>>61958432
well the gulf states suffered more casualties than israel also
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>>61958417
They are booting Lebanon first
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>holding oil top
I am closing my brokerage app to save my sanity, see you in a month when the reserves run out.
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>>61958443
Europeans supported America when the US raped the continent so why is Iran any different?
Are you saying brown Iranians are less cucked then white Europeans?
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Panicans btfo. Oil will be under $70 by eow
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>>61958458
is the strait of whores open?
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>>61958417
Why would they? They have their golems to do that for them. Israel only uses their army to genocide civilians.
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>>61958460
France is opening it as we speak mon cherie
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>>61958458
I don't understand why everyone is panicking. The rest of the world can just get their oil from Venezuela through American intermediaries boss. It's also lighter and much sweeter than that dirty Iranian oil. Wouldn't you agree boss?
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>>61958463
Based macaroni
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>>61958414
Nah, its rare for it to be the biggest mover, but for the past week or so it has been in the morning, but by midday the nasdaq goes back to being the biggest mover. I havent checked to see which stock has been making it move so much though
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>>61958464
No
There isn't enough extracting and refining capacity for spic oil boss
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>>61958448
You should heed my warning smiggers

We are going down fast and hard
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>>61958383
The other one I'm building.
I didnt test this yet, if you want it best you just tell Claude to recreate from the screenshot.
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>>61958432
the burger troops all died from heart attacks
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>>61958468
Then we can just tell India and China they have to use less of the stuff and build more windmills, solar panels, and dams boss.
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>>61958478
lmao
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So end of dead cat or actually green
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just build more dams nigger are you retarded or sum
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Am I supposed to panic or what? This is just like last year after Trump announced his reciprocal tariffs. Stop being a panican. P.S.: ignore the boomer metal
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>>61958479
China and Europe are already investing heavily in renewables to hedge against your country's atrocities in the middle east boss
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>>61958458
>We were at $65 at the end of February

Are people really gonna be okay with a ramp up to $70 in such a short time?
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>>61958484
>low volume pump
Yeah deadcat
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>>61958443
>PROTESTORS ask for military intervention to stop the crackdowns
>get intervention
>don't want it now
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>>61958490
bro, that's like another $5 to fill up my car, I don't give a shit
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what do you guys do while waiting for your trades to work out? i check out japanese webcam bitches in stripchat
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>>61958490
Yes considering we were at 115 just a few hours ago
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>>61958495
I'm out ice fishing right now while phone posting
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>>61958495
watching porn is a sin
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>>61958410
>>61958418
Yay!
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>>61958495
pushups, pullups, frog&pancake&bridges
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>>61958488
>my country's atrocities in the middle east
I am not Iranian boss.
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>>61958510
fly like a bird
I wanna fly awayyy
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>>61958495
Same, but lately I've been watching EvaQT and KarynPettas. The former is literally Marie-Rose in human form and Karyn is just fucking THICK as fuck.
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>>61958512
America killed undreds of loli school girls in an airstrike
that's fucking disgusting
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>>61958463
JVPITER I KNEEL
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what if we send iranian refuges to israel?
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>>61958525
Reported for antisemitism
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>hold stocks in two well-rated BMO gold ETFs, double dipping because why the f not
>ever since the war started, everytime Gold goes up by $50, we only go up by $3
>ever since the war started, everytime Gold drops by $50, we drop $13
Still in the green because I bought when that shit was at $3400, but sheeit it feels bad.
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>>61958525
Israel will simply shoot them at the gates like a normal country
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>>61958525
I love that for them
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Oil prices dropping means longer war means longer uncertainty and red on the stock market?
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>>61958463
thank you frogs for pumping my NQ
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happening status?
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>>61958525
Nah, that's apparently our job. Maybe I can pick up a cute Iranian GF.
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>>61958546
All in a frog day afternoon
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>>61958549
>knifecatchingGOD
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>>61958410
>oil price dumps markets
>HGRAF goes up
What's happening? Is this stock the real deal?
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>>61958549
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>>61958545
They are getting out their reserves. That keeps the price down for awhile.
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>>61958552
based and ribbit pilled
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>>61958556
Damn straight it won
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>>61958383
>>61958472
Nice. I'm trying to get it to graph vol surfaces properly right now. Was using mocks last night but want to see actual market data flowing through. It's being retarded though as you can see. Are you doing some kind of Monte-Carlo thing there?
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>>61958550
what a troll
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>>61958550
who would kill them?
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>>61958566
americans
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panicans are 0-3 now
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>>61958571
just send them to germany wtf
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>>61958556
EPA approval means there's no ceiling.
War means they'll get defense contracts sooner.
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>>61958520
No we didn't boss.
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I soldereded my oil, will buy back in at 80-90
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>>61958577
Iranian women are hairy. I know I’m Swedish.
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>>61958577
Send the girls here keep your men
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S&P has dropped to levels not seen since 30 days ago, this is the biggest nothing-ever-happens-burger ever. 5% off deal, I dropped in 20k on big dividend names. Still have 200k dry powder.
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>>61958566
The Iranian government wants to execute them for treason.
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>>61958550
those are the girls that didn't sing the national anthem, he's not wrong
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>>61958559
Didn't the G7, in a roundabout way, say they weren't releasing any reserves in the satement they made today?
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>>61958577
wow
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>market hasn't done shit in the last 30 minutes
so i guess i should go jerk off and come back after 3pm for the sour hour rugpull
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>>61958591
it's implied that if push comes to shove they will
and now that's priced in
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>>61958587
bibi destroyed the govt though.
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>>61958577
The Jews will kill her because she's not one of gods chosen people
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>>61958583
Evolution in iranians has progressed so that they can use tools (razor). I've never been to sweden but get your iranian women straight wtf
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>>61958564
Post got cut off, meant to say:

Yes, I'm trying to create a tool that simulates various scenarios of how the oil price might develop this year, and then the performance of ETFs that track it, especially 2x ETFs (regular or inverse).
Because of path dependence, they differ from just naively 2x'ing the underlying oil price. So I can see whether it's worth it to buy a 2x ETF and when it becomes too risky.

I'm seriously considering buying the $100 Claude plan.
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>>61958591
no, they said they haven't agreed on the quantity
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>>61958596
>>61958591
Really? And markets are ok with that? The fuck?
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>>61958472
that ui looks sick! what are you using to make it? also, the monte carlo seems to have the typical shape you would expect for a geometrical brownian movement. 300 paths its a bit low tho, i'd go for 10k+ at least
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>>61958612
markets are okay with what? reality?
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>the stock I wanted to buy is already +2%
well, I guess I'll do it tomorrow
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panicans I was promised we dump at midday???
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>>61958612
Yes because the G7 will flood the market if oil gets too expensive
which means oil speculators will sell before it happens and short sellers will appear near 100

It's over for oil
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>>61958618
It will come...
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> QQQ turning green
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Man its tough out here for a panican, huh?
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>>61958618
turns out nothing ever fucking happens
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>>61958618
dump was earlier for asia and europe, us is more solid atm
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Theoretically speaking...

If the knock on affects of this crisis affected TSMC output (a lot of Taiwans energy comes from this area) or China sees this as a way of finally taking taiwan.... how would the semi markets react?

Would semi etfs go up because of soaring prices as people can't get hold of enough, or would they sink due to low output

please help a brainlet out
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>>61958587

Because that nutter Trump says so?
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>>61958618
still holding my SPY shorts
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>>61958613
Claude Sonnet 4.6 Extended on a free tier coded that. I use my actual Opus tokens on the other app I showed, so I have to multitask/leech from several accounts.
This was truly vibe coded (essentially a proof of concept), not AI-coded with architecture by me. I'll now turn it into a true PWA.

>to have the typical shape you would expect for a geometrical brownian movement. 300 paths its a bit low tho, i'd go for 10k+ at least
I will absolutely consider that, thanks
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The red dildoes arent real if I dont look at my female broker. Right bros?
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>>61958631
Trump being a retard doesn't stop the Iranian regime from being evil
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>>61958607
what kind of dollar amounts are you risking on this?
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>>61958624
A-at least my buy Europe trade to stick it to Blumpf has recovered from -8% to -6%
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>>61958607
I've been on the maximum plan they offer since Claude Code came out. All things considered, it's a great deal - comes out to about a cup of coffee per day for what would be a small army of coders previously.
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>>61958631
Because they committed treason (by not singing the national anthem) you retard.
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Wtf happened to wti volatility
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Will America rethink its urbanist practices now that their car centric economic model can be threatened this easily?
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>>61958645
They should be executed, just like we should have executed all those niggers who were taking a knee during the football games boss.
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CAN OIL STOP DRIBBLING AND JUST GO TO $140 FUCK
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>>61958637
My full portfolio is ~180k USD, right now ~110k due to the war. I risked 3k in total on the oil strat -- bought a near term 2x ETF and a long term inverse 2x ETF on the oil price.
Seems to give good results under some assumptions.
Sadly 1x inverse doesn't actually exist.
>>61958644
Claude actually improves your productive life so much it's unreal.
I also have a cheap $20 OpenAI sub, because 5.4 Codex is unbeatable when it comes to context window. NO amnesia like Claude has.
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>>61958607
ALSO, check out z.ai - it's compatible with Claude Code as a frontend, but only $30. Decent performance, but not nearly as good as Claude. At some point, I'd like to set up a workflow that allows Claude to dispatch Z.ai for simple tasks to save tokens.
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>>61958654
just DCA anon trust the plan
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>>61958619
Dumping the entire SPR would buy the market 1-2 months at most.
This is a truism ofc but it all comes down to how long the war actually lasts. If Iran can keep this up for ~60 days it's over.
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>>61958653
you're a racist
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>>61958653

Another Pearl of shit from the gobbler. Is there no end to his lack of talents.
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>>61958654
NO
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>>61958661
The strait won't be closed for longer than a month
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>>61958639
bro, I have 30% europe, 5% korea and 5% japan in my folio
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>>61958663
it costs zero dollars to be racist
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>>61958655
100 is a fraction of what I need for other software
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>>61958654
no
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>>61958663
I don't think we should execute all niggers, just those ones who were disrespecting our country boss.
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>>61958653
Spoken like a true retard.
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>>61958675
it costs your soul
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>>61958671
I certainly hope so.
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>>61958682
what about whites disrespecting your country?
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>>61958685
Wow, that's a really faggy thing to say
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>>61958683
>You can't do that.
Well not with that attitude you, but seriously all it would take is like 1 or 2 dead nigger athletes and the rest of them would have got the message real quick and life would have went on. None of this matters boss.
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are we just gonna have QQQ sit at 600 until they rugpull it later? damnit
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I love all the geopolitical experts in here that know everything there is to know about the oil industry kek. Don't worry bros you definitely didnt wind up in an overcrowded trade
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EVs gonna start selling like hot cakes haha.
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>>61958691
Can you provide some examples boss?
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>>61958701
Gavin Newsom
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>>61958663
And proud. Fuck off nigger
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>>61958683
>>61958663
Hes right you know
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>>61958707
Gavster is based
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>>61958708
>1pbtid
>>>/pol/
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>>61958713
lol what
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Are we preparing for a TACO?
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>>61958723
yes
Trump will give a TACO speech after close
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>>61958723
Nope, boots on the ground are happening
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>>61958655
>Claude actually improves your productive life so much it's unreal.
Yeah I think people only complain because it's so useful that it's essentially a 'must have', even if you're not a subscription monkey. I'd drop my car insurance payments before Claude.

I also use Codex, but find it insufferable. Mostly use it for reviewing Claude's plans and doing code review - its context is useful there. But it's such a chore to work with, it drops my dev velocity so much. And it's unbelievable they dont' have a hook system like Claude Code does to enforce deterministic behavior. Also bizarre that ChatGPT is unable to produce and render React artifacts like Claude for mockups, and that they were so slow to introduce subagents. Anthropic has been outplaying them so hard at every turn by being a developer-first tool - obviously were going to compound.

Pic rel is a workflow I set up in Emacs where tasks have dependencies and when one is completed, it uses a hook to git commit then spawn the next set, and so on until merging. The hooks let me isolate them to worktrees upon spawning too, and apply different behaviors to different types of agents depending on context.
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>>61958729
in 2 more weeks
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>>61958731
Claude, lmao
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WWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

WTFWT
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>>61958729
This is what I'm afraid of, but all the news points to TACO.
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>>61958735
What?
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>>61958741

>>61958741
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>>61958743
>>61958743
>>61958743
>>61958743
>>61958743
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>>61958746
>>61958748
Retards.
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>>61958729
God I hope so. Markets needs to collapse a lot more for me to be happy panic selling! This is now a war for the hearts and minds of panicans
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>>61958737
I've heard some reports that the American casualties are actually much higher than what is being disclosed, like we're already down 10,000 people or some shit boss.
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Another split thread. Ffs
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>>61958680
Absolutely, and the AI companies right now still lose 5x or whatever on every prompt you do in terms of tokens.
But thanks to AI capex they should soon turn break even, sustaining the AI revolution further and pumping my bags further.
>>61958731
People who refuse to leverage AI don't know what's about to hit them
Just go on leddit (I use it because WSB is good) and observe the AI skepticism/hate in every thread where it's tangentially related

Yeah I agree, Codex is really recalcitrant in some regards.
>Pic rel is a workflow I set up in Emacs
I'm also working on such an AI directives pipeline, although my powerlevel for Emacs stuff is too low
>>61958656
I didn't know that, another AI slave! Thanks sister
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>>61958612
Welcome to clown markets. Even more clown since zoomers took over.
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>>61958759
Yeah, it's so strange. I've been a hater of the hype beasts thinking AGI is here, but you're delusional if you're refusing to use these tools or acknowledge the efficiency gains.

I think there's multiple axes at play with AI that make it hard to gauge what someone is really saying when they're talking about. As in:
>intelligence: agi vs stochastic parrot
>investment: bubble vs new paradigm
>job security: white collar genocide vs temporary shift in workforce roles
>utility: tangibly increases efficiency vs just feels like it

There's probably more I'm forgetting too, but my point is it's kinda nuanced and complex. And the thing is, despite the contradictions, I can agree with most these perspectives too in some form or another - save for the agi stuff.
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>>61958814
another axis would be
>slop vs artisan
or just the dislike of having AI shoved in your face all the time, more generally
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I put in limits to buy at half the pump values today, cause I know its a trap.
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>>61958814
I can tell you're smart because you can clearly cleave apart disparate reasons why something is happening (i.e. the AI hate train).
I'd hire you for my quant trading firm no questions asked, no HR roastie to go through
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>>61958882
>people who are easily influenced by internet culture trends are more easily influenced by internet culture trends
what a useful discovery
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>>61958882
I hope that doesn't mean people with autism and downs, because I think they love AI
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>USO down
>PSQ down

JUST
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>>61958651
>1973+5+46
nah. even their homeless have cars.
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>>61958937
>USO
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>>61958950
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>>61958964
>even Grok was conned and said it was normal action
I hate the jews (but not really I had a good day today)
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>>61958882
if only. I hate my job so much bros
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>>61958651
No. Only poor people want to ride buses and trains



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