Europe mourns the murder of international law by the authoritarian US MAGA regime edition>Latest developments on the illegal and unconstitutional US strikes against Iranhttps://iran.liveuamap.com/https://x.com/sentdefender>Some helpful links to numb the painhttps://findahelpline.com/https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/https://www.whitehouse.gov/refundshttps://jlingz.com/>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesprevious smigger thread>>61958103
Who up slurping they shit my smiggie wiggies?
YOU KEEP BAKING EARLY, AHMED>>61958743>>61958743>>61958743>>61958743>>61958743
>>61958755me
>>61958757he wasnt early dumbfuck. this is the thread
>Europe mourns the murder of international law by the authoritarian US MAGA regime editionSeething Spaniard Edition, lol, lmao, you don't even own stocks you stupid Europoor. Post portfolio (you literally cant)
>>61958741>VGK down 7% over the month as Europe exposed itself as being a weak bitchLmao. VOO is now outperforming it on the 1Y now. What a shit continent.
>MSC announces an End of Voyage Declaration for exports from the Arabian and Persian Gulf.It's over
>>61958773He posted it when the prior thread was a 308 posts, that's baking early. WAIT TILL IT HITS BUMPLOCK OR WE GET SPLIT THREADS, YOU DUMB FUCK
>>61958777zoom out
have a look at the current live situation in the hormuz straitare they moving?
>>61958801Yes
>>61958792If I zoom out from a year it gets worse.>VOO outperforming VGK on the 5Y by 40%
>>61958801https://www.marinetraffic.com/https://www.vesselfinder.com/you can even chart the most exposed companies
>>61958813I guess that's what trump is going to announce later
>>61958826God I hope so
>>61958787>BUMPLOCK
I should have bought that +2% stock
>>61958843which one?
>>61958826What? That ships can turn off their transponders? Think they knew that already.
>>61958846that they're being escorted maybe?
>>61958813>TurdieHedgeLmao
>>61958829>>61958826So genius plan is to have ships turn off their transponders in a strait that's 21 miles wide open?
Everybody (except me) who posts in this thread supports a nuclear Iran boss.
>>61958844I wanted to get into eni but I was waiting for it to go under 20 euros, but it suddenly ramped upI don't want to buy it on nyse though, because of commissions and taxes (I'm euro)
>>61958787whats the bumplock, 315? ive always posted at 300, when the post number gets italicized
>>61958865you can see a lot of military ships near oil tankers
>>61958869Its 310 for /biz/, you don't bake until it is at 310. It is very simple, but the smelly Spanish OP just wants to push politics shit in the OP, but he won't go to /pol/ because people make fun of him for being both wrong AND brown because country flags.
>>61958814I can tell you're smart because you can clearly cleave apart disparate reasons why something is happening (i.e. the AI hate train).I'd hire you for my quant trading firm no questions asked, no HR roastie to go through.
Is njudea still worth it?
It's been five years baggies
>>61958741She didnt complain when millions of illegals ignored our laws for years.
Von DER Leyen is saying that europe can't rely on a rules based system because Iran is closing the Strait and attacking it's allies for absolutely no reason at all
should i go long on MU /smg/?
the titles for this general are getting more and more faggy as time goes on. who makes these generals? euros im guessing? god you guys are faggots. or maybe muslim? yes you guys are faggots too. just stop. no one cares!
OIL TANKINGTHE WAR IS OFFICIALLY OVER
>>61958900Its a Spanish faggot who literally doesn't even own stocks. He's brown and hates America, because he's brown and poor.
>>61958905>filled up on Friday because I had tothanks drumpf
yeah, I think I'm shorting oil for the week and then flipping long on friday
>>61958905Pakistan just announced they’re closing all schools in the country for 2 weeks. Aren’t they an American ally? They’d know if the war was about to end.
It's gonna dump again this afternoon. It's about refinery's shutting down moreso than tankers. Also Iran is probably gonna blow them up soon
>>61958922they are busy with their own war, you didn't know?
Japanese manufacturers are already shutting of production of certain chemicals
Multiple ships are now doing the "disable tracker and reanable at the other end" trick and it seems to be working
>>61958922How the fuck are we supposed to get blamed for bombing the children in school, if they cancel school boss?
why are we recovering?
THIS SHIT BETTER DUMPI WANT TO SLURP
>>61958934Strait openednothing ever happens
ARE YOU NIGGERS BUYING OR SELLING???
>>61958922Pakistan is doing that because they love america and would never buy oil from russians. So Pakistan has already run out of oil and can't afford to send its kids to school anymore.Indians are unaffected, they buy oil from russia even though america loves them.
>>61958931>were disabling trackers >iran does nothing Can someone explain why? If Iran is able to use drones to hit thaads why can't they hit cargo ship
>>61958938you can slurp now or be priced out for eternity. you gotta fomo anon
VIX falling off a cliff. the good guys won
>>61958931GG well played Iran. Looks like Iran is finished. Can't even keep the Strait closed
>>61958946>America loves India?Open a history book.
>>61958951it's only a matter of time
>>61958945Imagine selling ever
>>61958954fucking finally
>strait openWe did it reddit!
>>61958905Yeah I read the exact same post last week at the exact same hour. And then it turns out it wasn't over.
You didn't buy the top of oil, did you anon?
>>61959010i panic sold my stocks and shorted the bottom of SPY
I told you the boats would find their balls and cross the strait
>>61959010for once no, I did not
It's gonna dump again lmao
>>61959010Not me I knew this was a trap I even warned some here yesterday.There's still a chance of it going up but not this week it seems.
>>61959024They’ll lose their balls again once Iran sinks one boat with their transponder off
>>61959024A missile will find those boats or some of them
>>61959010No. And anyone that thought the world was ending because a bunch of retards on hyperliquid were buying up stupid amounts of microfutures oil contracts for $120 is just a retarded Spaniard.
>GOOGs in your path
>>61959050Lmao eve. The economy won't survive $5 a gallon gas and it's not about the 20 tanks stuck. It's about the the refineries being bombed and shut down.
>>61959037>he thinks Iran still has the capability to sink ships
The golden bull run will start with the after hours TACO. You're loaded up on tech right anon?
Her piercing gaze locked onto mine, a smoldering intensity that could ignite a boardroom. As the stunning CEO leaned closer, her tailored suit hugging every curve, confidence radiated like heat. Those deep, knowing eyes held mine captive, daring me to match her fire in a game where she’s always in control. That's when I knew I needed more. I needed more HGRAF.
>>61959065he will announce invasion of cuba
>>61959063Do they have loose lips?
i sont know if should go long on MU rn
>>61959059Buy tesla and become imune to government shenanigans.
>>61959059We survived the $5 a gallon gas under Joe Biden, and this time we are actually changing the world instead of just castrating ourselves so we can get a cushy work from home DEI position.
>>61959024How is Iran going to keep the Strait closed during the future invasion, if they can't keep it closed now while they're feeling better.
Where is the faggot who kept shilling GT in here and even tried to make a general? I just want to talk
>>61959095Not having a good year?
>it was yet another nothing burgerwow. my poorfolio is down 3%. I'm ruined.see you on the other side.
>>61958954It sucked because the vix1d gapped down and stayed down and it made short options really ugly on the 0day from pretty much open.
>>61958813>all it took to break out the blockade was a little courageTurns out Trump was right again
>>61959095sorry bro, there was a good deal on Michelin tires at costco I couldn't pass it up
>>61959104
>>61959010I did, then I held off on selling until my losses were worse. First time actually trying to take initiative and went through all the archetypical mistakes. Funny, if nothing else.
>>61959059>and it's not about the 20 tanks stuckMr Market seems to disagree with you. Dumbass Brazilians like you should stick to picking bugs out of each other's hairy backs and leave the stock talk to people a few rungs up the evolutionary ladder.
>>61959129Awe..Babbys first dead cat bounce
Timber......
>ships cross the straight>it actually worksare you telling me all they had to do was turn off their gps
Lol goopy nigger fluid back under $100Fresh baggies report
>>61959143yes
>missed the chance to shortdamnit
>>61959143The strait was fine the whole time, greedy european insurance companies trying to make the USA look weak under the orders of unelected old spinsters in a dying continent were the only ones holding everything up.
>>61958951Thaad launchers aren't moving. Ships can sneak in the darkness>>61959010I just took small profits off of some tech stocks and got out. I can get in again with the retarded volatility of this market.>>61959143I don't want to celebrate too early. The Iranian can lay mines from fishing ships or figure out some workaround to spot ships.
>>61959159Yeah onions going back to 660Hello down thereKek. Baggies got all emotional about some half empty tankers. The real issue again, those will be the last tankers for awhile. Oil production is done
>>61959166>>61959164They can also keep bombing infrastructure. Like the qatar lnq port which is in drone/missile range
>>61959166>Thaad launchers aren't moving. Ships can sneak in the darknessThis is 23 Mile wide straight anon that you can see other coast with naked eye. Theres no sneaking in straight that small.
I guess now all I have to do is hope Iran attacks the tankers crossing the straight
>>61959171Markets are forward looking. If we get a TACO then no one will give a fuck about the delay between production and delivery.
>>61959067I could only add an extra £500 to my HGRAF position this month which sucks. Hoping for dip around the end of the month so I can buy more. Then it's probably going to moon throughout April with the NASDAQ listing coming in May.
>>61959184Markets aren't anything but pumps and dumps. Only the top and elites consider them "forward looking" are you new?
>>61959174paint the ships black and move them through the strait at night. ggez.
>>61959143I TOLD YOU niggers that they dont actually have shit to threaten the strait seriously with anymore for 2 days straightAir superiority motherfuckers, the US isn't nigger shithole Russia
What if they just put mirrors all around the sides of the ships so they reflect the water, thus making them invisible to the naked eye?
is oil gonna go up or notuso was over $130 overnightwtf
>>61959199>isn’t a nigger shitholewell it kinda is but I get your point
I was slow buying tech stock, maybe there is still time? I'm eyeing orcl let's see.
>>61959203>he bought
what if the ships could transform into submarines and go underwater
>>61959209
>>61959203Depends if you hold it or not
>>61959216Not about the ships. It's about the producers who can't produce
Buy the dip brosIran is recooovering
>>61959228should be able to stay at 100/300 for the next decade to warmaxx
uhh why am I getting fucked boss?
>>61958741>"We the rulers of all you tax paying subjects, are actually just an international criminal mafia, well we always were but we figured we might as well say it openly now, just so you know, there are no laws that will deter us from robbing raping torturing and murdering you "
>>61959241They have more today than yesterday so far and the day is not over so it's going in the wrong direction
>>61958741These idiots in power really don't get it.Once the masses calculate what this means, it will equate to all out lawless anarchy for one and all.Why should we cower down and obey the rules forced on us when the "rulers" openly flaunt the fact that they aren't following any rules?
>>61959249You were asking for it
>>61959269What are you 12?
>>61959209Buying Oracle before earnings would be exceptionally retarded so you'll probably make money going by this market
>greek tanker passes through the hormuz straitthose balkan guys do not give a single shit do they?
>>61959281>balkan guys>don't balk
>>61959281greeks beat persians again
>>61959114>right againThey have been doing that since it started, especially chinese ships. The issue is if non-china bound ships get hit they're completely fucked.
>>61959269Pretending to be an edgy villain from a shonen anime is NOT an investing strategy anon.
>>61959281Greek tankers are also shipping around sanctioned Russian oil too, they legitimately don't give a fuck.
yall some five figga niggas
>>61959312>The Big Greek Cock never weakenst. Allah
German politicians have been a disaster for this continent
>>61959584Yes. And they refuse to understand that. A large portion of the German population seem to want to stay the course.
what was the tweet
mumubros we won
SO MUCH FOR $150 OIL
>>61959609US gave up
Reminder if Iran reject the ceasefire then this is going to crash harder than it pumped.
It's over. Blumpf gonna anounce boots on the ground in three hours.
i fomoed into MU with a x5 leverage
We can't even have a war for longer than 2 weeks because the market is all everybody cares about lmao
Panicans LOST
Exit ramp before trump announces boots on the ground or market pricing in a "mission accomplished" speech. Call it
I HAVE PUTS FOR USO $105, DO I SELL OR HOPE IT DUMPS FURTHER?
>jerk off>come back>we're greenWhat
>entire port greenWhat happened?
>say its over, we won>walk awaylol, lmao even
bought UCO friday sold this morningbought SCO this morning sold at power hourSIMPLE AS THANKS FOR PAYING MY RENT JEWS
i shorted the vix today
TACO'd again
>>61959682Trump's victory speech being priced in right now.
Iran will call Trump's bluff and launch more strikes on energy infrastructure, causing a market crash. If they strike energy infrastructure, Trump loses the midterms. If Trump retaliates with boots on the ground, Trump loses the midterms even harder. It's a win-win for Iran. Buy the oil dip.
>>61959682keep jerking off. seems to help
>>61959668the war doesnt matter, only the strait and oilwar is generally bullish
>>61959682volatility works in both directions
LMAOIL
>Beats your superpower>Exposes your vulnerabilities to China
I sold QQQ at 599 thinking I got a good deal and I would cut my cock off before it ever went back in range today
Gold and silver. You best be loading.
>Trump announces victory tonight>Market continues only upBAHAHAHAH FUCK YOU BOBO NIGGERS
>>61959701>61959701The chinese probably told him to stop the war, they want their oil and cheap or he's not getting any magnets
>>61959682Can you do this every single red or crabby day for the rest of the year? Thanks in advance
HOW THE FUCK IS THIS ORANGE NIGGER GETTING AWAY WITH LITERALLY VIBE CODING OIL PRICES RIGHT NOW AND ITS SOMEHOW WORKING
What's the floor for ORCL post earnings?They're going to get raped, but I want to know exactly how much
I just got heemed. Again
>>61959682hook this anon to the german milking machine
Micron won.
>oil below $82Lmao. Libtards.
you're not slurping this up and entering back in, are you /biz/?
>>61959701>everyone is dead>ayatollahs son is critically injuredIran lost
>>61959722Eternally happy for selling this shitcoin at 112 LOLLMAO
>>61959723I slurped Games Workshop and BYD on friday.
Am I an oil bagholder now
No way this just keeps squeezing into the close right? There has got to be a quick short in the next 10 minutes or so right?
>>61959712what kind of party do you guys think they're having?
AHHH THE PUMP WAS FAKE AND GAY SELL IT ALLLLLLLLLL
This is literally a disaster. If Iran blows up on tanker or oil field in the gulf oil is going to rally +30% again and markets only recovered 3% from lows
Oil baggies lol
American losers can't win a single war. Bunch of mfs that scream a lot and then get their lights put out.
>>61959731Buy the dip.
>>61959732its barely getting started babe hope you bought calls, you do want to be on the right side of history don't you? (marry me)
BRUTAL
KEK, OIL BAGGIESI am going to buy some negative oil for free soon.
>>61959741>he posts again as oil dumps another 7% from the last time he did
I was away for a while. Why is oil back down?
>HGRAF
>>61958905WTF IS GOING ON>OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Let us consider the following scenarios. Trump is actually the Jewish messiah and he's going to bring about world peace boss.
>>61959749War's over, bro.Spoiler: We won (surrendered).
lmao I've never seen such a manipulated clown show, even 2020 wasn't this gay, and that was a high bar to top
>>61959749the rumor is being bought
>>61959748These tails are about to rip you a new asshole.
>half my port green positions with daily losses>other half is red positions with daily gainsyin and yang I have achieved nirvana
>>61959759TailpostingGODI FUCKING KNEEL you called it right the first time
Well gents, it's over, I lost it all.Oil will go into negative just to spite me.
>can't lose the war if you never had any long term objectives in the first place.at least were' gonna get a big stupid fucking monument out of all this.
>>61959741>and we too have many surprises in store>dies
>>61959749no rational reason
if the war is over, how is iran still firing missiles at other countries?this isnt over, sell this rally or at least dont buy it if you werent already in
>>61959765Big American Cockslapping the entire world fuck yes got what I voted for!
>>61959723I will if QQQ can stay above 605 after orcl earnings.
This level of dysfunction is fucking hilarious
>>61959749America lost the war and the strait is open now.
kek Iran has literally just hit Israel again literally 10 minutes after that statement
TRIPS AND WE RIPS
I just woke up. I missed the dip.
The HGRAF anons were the smartest people in the room. All they had to do was buy and hold their stock, and they're hitting new all time highs through this clown show.
Fuck it let the casino close me out and clean my drinks. I also clogged the toilet.
>>61959754The jewish messiash already came hoss, about 2026 years ago.You guys missed out and keep FOMOing into cheap knockoffs.
we are all going to drop of heart attacks in the coming years
wait why is it down 7% all of a sudden?
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING THROUGH THE STRAIT THE WHOLE TIMEYALL WERE PLAYED LMAOhttps://x.com/zerohedge/status/2031039943678505332
OIL BROS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>61959786>implying some roman rape baby was actually the messiahNah Trump has done more for the Jewish people than Jesus ever did boss.
>>61959782if only i had bought more
>>61959741>we too have many surprises in storeany day now...
>>61959791i am an absolute fool
>/smg/ lost>MAGA wonLove to see it
>>61959792i told OILsisters to sell at open. hope they listened
why the fuck am I range banned on my pc but not while phonefagging? I'm not able to trade at my best if I can't express myself through memes and all my good memes are on my pc
>>61959782I have a vague knowledge of what I bought and I love it
>holding shitty call positions like 675c all day>wait>put reasonable auto sells on them>they ding as all hope is lost>it fucking 10x's from therewhy the fuck did i even bother im so fucking pissed off its unreal im gonna smash a screenalso fuck these captcha nigger shit
>>61959791>Fool billions and prevent world wars with just one simple trick!
>>61959782IT WAS AT 9,03 AND I PUT A BUY ORDER FOR 9 BUT NOW IT'S RAN AWAY ALREADY AAAAAAH
>he was a panicanOH NO NO NO STOCKBROS
>>61959790The Greeks forced Iran to surrender by proving that the strait closure was unenforceable. USA won, Israel won, Mediterraneans won, Germany lost, Iran lost, Brazil lost, and China lost.It's Joever.
>>61959791AI JUST INVENTED INSTANT OIL TANKER TELEPORTATION
planicans wonpanicans lost
>>61959799Always bet against the irsaeli shill farms that run /ptg/. Buy the oil dip.
>>61959805you do know this happens every time rightyou should be waiting until 3pm to get long any time theres a big drop in the market
POUR ONE OUT FOR THE SHAKEN
big greek cock gaping out that tight hormussy
I gotta say guys, I did not think Hormuz would reopen soon and the results would be apocalyptic.I'm glad I did not put my money where my mind was and I just kept being all in on the index.
All it takes is 1 orange retard
>>61959819i know the pattern chud but i set a limit sell just in case it fucking spikes for 2 seconds instead of THISsometimes the closest ITM call can spike like 30 cents before it shoots back down the next minute holy shit im still mad its unreali just shouldnt trade down markets until 3
WHATS THE MOVE NOW
KEK OIL BAGGIESKEK HAPPENING BAGGOTSKEK ANTI-AMERICAN BAGROIDS
>>61959831>holding it at that pricethats on you
>>61959802Sold premarket and still won.
>>61959834go long SPY ATHs tomorrow
>>61959834Sell the rumour and buy the news
>>61959834Buy the oil dip, short Tel Aviv shills farms >>61959835
any SOXS madmen? buy now and sell at open? surely iran will hit a tanker with a drone
>Multi year top was printed on oil todayHow does that make you feel?
>>61959799>MAGA wonIran won, you got your booty blown out migger.
nice nothingburguer fags
>>61959836I didnt though
>>61959834>WHATS THE MOVE NOWIt's laugh at thirdie and libtard cope time while the indices rip.
Is oil being artificially manipulated?
Patriots are in command, you didn't bet against the US did you?
>>61959848i sold the top and shortedmakes me feel like cocaine
VIX IS SHOOTING BACK UPOH FUCK OH FUCKWHAT IS HAPPENINGWHO'S GOT ALPHA
>>61959860IRAN JUST LAUNCHED A NUKE
>OP bet against AmericaThat's a big "naw" from me, dawg
>>61959854>is [literally the most important resource in the world] being manipulatedWhat do you think? There was zero chance anyone would just let oil rip to 120 in a day with no resistance.
DING DING DING DING DINGHow did it go today?!?!
>>61959849>lose our supreme leader and all our commanders>winninglmao
>>61959849Sure bro
Remember: Sell spy 695- 700 calls tommorow. We will pump but with no rate cuts it won't break 700.
>>61959871>+0.60%Delta hedging is boring af
societal collapse cancelled
>>61959871
>>61959834No way world goes back to normal.Expect oil and LNG production buildup in the Atlantic$RIG = Drillships$GLNG = Floating LNG productionTechnip Energies (French, I'm sorry) = Oil and LNG infrastructure construction AND Ethane cracker construction.Expect to see a lot of Asian ethane crackers being built in the next few years. The US is the main source of Ethane.
>>61959882Always has been
>>61959868>bet against AmericaAmerica lost the war faster than anyone foresaw, truly incredible.
>>61959871>+1.81%sold some of my indexslop to boughted a couple of things
>>61959871>DING DING DING now at 22:00 instead of 23:00Thank you timezoneToday: -0.27%
>>61959871+6.02% still need 15.28% to break even after this fucking fiasco. Also HGRAF, WTF. I NEED TO GET BACK IN.
>>61959871I'm financially ruined
>>61959832if you trade with stops you are gonna get taken out every time in volatility "chud">>61959860the alpha is the spy shot back up to the 100 day moving average and then at 5:30 were gonna dump againthey got the vix down so they could get puts cheaper. i got puts cheaper too. sell the news baby
Now I won't get to see browns gunned down in the streets or bombed :( I wanted more dead browns mr trump!!! the less browns the better!!
>>61959871Up 0.98%wtf happened
I shorted oil friday at close, and just closed the short up pennies on the dollar. I am the wolf of Wall Street. What the fuck was I thinking.
>>61959871Today: +1.52%This Month: -1.48%This Year: -4.84%Not what I expected. This better be the start of a new bull run
>>61959010I didn't buy at all.And the amount of stocks I bought right before the war meant that the 5% dip was already too painful for me to consider backing out.
>>61959807This was timed perfect for the hype. Last night looking at companies I saw that a lot of earnings reports were coming out, it never clicked many would have positive results
>>61959868mumusister?
>>61959871+$1,781.38 (+16.34%)>OilswingingGODS
This is the kind of rise in prices which can only happen before a fall.
>>61958813>>61958826I wish snail transponders were real.That's all, that's my post.
>>61959871>+10%Thank you graphene mommy
>>61959682you coomed us back into a better timelinejerk off some more
>>61959871Clock clean.
>>61959871+15.6%Holy crapperinos!
Just grabbed quick puts for tomorrow. I do believe this is one of the biggest bulltraps this year
>>61959931Buy the oil dip.
Fucking oil man. 84 back to 92 already
