Laughing at the market crash from Merida BISH>Please leave your political posts at the door unless they involve Business or Finance.>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesPrevious:>>61960612
>MemoryGODS
Dip buyers are going to be torn a new asshole soon.
>b-buy the oil dip guys dont listen to those heckin shills!>please pump my bags i promise im not a panican!!Ohh baggies
I seriously hope you smiggas didn't fall for the bull trap.A few bombs go off tonight in the Middle East and the market tumbles as it realises the war is ongoing. The big slurp happens next week, today was a premature false slurping opportunity.
ONCE AGAIN, YOU POSTED BEFORE THE OLD THREAD HIT BUMPLOCK
>>61961196using the word panican is just an obvious out, chief
>>61961195>>61961196>+1 shekel has been deposited into your IDF accountBuy the dip on oil and gas.
> futures
long oil fridayshort oil todaylong oil tomorrow
>ONCE AGAIN, YOU POSTED BEFORE THE OLD THREAD HIT BUMPLOCK
>>61961215I hope none of you uncs are balding from all of this trading. See this is why ccalpers and swingers win- they don't care what the price of anything is at
>>61961173Panica today, Panica tomorrow, Panica forever.
>>61961093 #Dude wake up. They haven’t had any aircraft bar drones over Iran even now. It’s all standoff JASSM and Tomahawks. That’s about 400km range. Just inside the border. The release high altitude and dive hard and turn away to dodge the Iranian SAM systems.Now they are almost out of those systems. And Hegseth the knuckle dragger is talking about JDAMS and dumb bombs.Well those things have a 30km range. They have absolutely no air dominance past the border. There are hundreds of optical guided SAM systems that can target up to 30k feet waiting. No radar systems to detect. Just waiting. And that’s just in the immediate western border.Once they cross the border. They are in range of the long range systems east of Tehran. With 300km range. Way out of reach of any of the attacks so far.You might say. Well how is Tehran is getting hit? Because they haven’t 200 aircraft sorties releasing 400 JASSMs at 400km. But a fraction get through. On soft targets like oil tanks. And some mad old dude who martyred himself deliberately.They are drawing the US airforce in. Most of their systems aren’t even turned on. And below all this. Thousands of MANPADS and ATGM systems that completely close off all airspace below 10k to all possible close air support and choppers.ITS A FUCKING BUZZSAW.They could lights out every gulf pipeline. Pumping station. Major storage facility. Desalination plant. Power plant. Radar installation. TONIGHT. There are no interceptors left. And they haven’t even begun to tap their medium and long term drones. Never mind their top tier ballistic missiles. Wake the fuck up.This war is going to kill all our bags. We are here to make money. This war is not good for business. And not good for /biz/. Let’s get back to making money boyz
Just so we're clear, this is what you're all panic selling about, right?
shouldn't the op image of the general have at least something to do with what's happening right now, like oil, oil tankers, the middle east etc etc lolsloppy job, mossad
>20 posts in the last thread begging anons to buy oilKek holy shit some retard ITT bought at $115+
>>61961236Nothing sadder than a separate oil holder. What a disgrace to true oil barons
>>61961230kek if only turd world muzzies were that smart
>>61961208I'm a forever bagholder. My natural gas tore me a new asshole
Oil won I lost Forgive me
>>61961234SEETHE HARDER AYLAWGFIVE STAR DAYS BISH
>>61961236Long oil and natural gas. Iran's mission is regime change in the US and Israel: they will keep fucking up energy infrastructure until Trump and Netanyahu are out of office. If Trump TACOs, they will keep launching strikes. If there's a ground invasion, the blowback in the US will still accomplish their goal of getting rid of Trump. It's a win-win for Iran to keep hitting oil and gas infrastructure. Buy the dip.
>>61961244The American military is plenty smart. Unfortunately Trump has been sacking any senior officer telling him the truth. And now we are here.
Fuck it, I'm early baking for the rest of the week. Jannies don't care.
I bought the oil and nat gas dip
>>61961242Hello Mr. Rockefeller. How are you tonight?
long israel, america and freedomshort iran, reddit and the leftthank me later
>>61961257I shorted oil at 3:10 pm
>>61961258Good, good. I got my 16% swing on oil. Time to move on to greener pastures
Favourite oil stocks?
I have a good feeling about this summer.
>>61961236i sold this morning and then bought the dipsimple as
>>61961173>>61961251????shouldn't the op image of the general have at least something to do with what's happening right now, like oil, oil tankers, the middle east etc etc lolsloppy job, mossad
>>61961236I don't know if people seriously did that or they are pol agitator.
>>61961257I sniffed a bit. 10% of my commodities folio into US Nat gas and oil with zero mid east risk. Give it time. Even if this ended tomorrow which it won’t. It’s a 12 month timeframe to rebuild. If you want instant massive gains. Try options. Doesn’t usually go to well for most.
>>61961271OP is a jannie. He baked early and nuked my /smg/ that was posted when the old thread hit 310 bumplock. No point in fighting with a jannie using his admin powers like that.
>>61961271its literally a literal webcam pic of my face right now right now on god young heifer
>>61961261>trying overthrow an elected government and replace it with a monarchy is freedomLol, I'm buying more oil and natural gas because of this clusterfuck. Oil to $250.
>>61961236You fucking assholes. How am I supposed to explain to my wife we're going to Chuck E Cheese instead of Cancun for our honeymoon because my $105 Oil calls went from being bright fucking green to deep fucking red because I listened to a bunch of anti semites here?
>>61961247MANYSUCHCASESThis is why you DCA and not ALL IN like a GOOMBLINIGGER, and also you /really/ need to understand contract rolls on /NG itself, and the holdings and rolls of the ETFs.PROSHARES
>>61961268SAME>SAMESAME AME AMEcan't wait to trade a LOT ofNATGAS & OILGOD DAMN I LOVENATGAS & FUCKING OIL
>>61961278you're gonna have to have the chat with the old lady about the NIGGERS and the JEWS (admit no responsibility)
>>61961277elected governmentu funny lil man
>>61961292>AssGODanonThat seems like a fun index to buy in to
>>61961278Israeli /ptg/ shills are easy to spot because they project like crazy. Buy the oil and gas dip.
why are the jews artificially suppressing oil prices?
>>61961287THIS is correct, but he'd better GNO his NIGGERS & JEWS sheeeeeeeeeeeiiiittt before he tries to explain it to someone else, even if they are a WOMAN. He should probably gather up some infographics and webms from /pol/ as teaching aids.
When oil tanks tomorrow I will sell my puts and buy back in :) this market is a violin and I am a virtuoso
>>61961298>>61961306
>>61961301They're trying to prevent TACO until Iran looks like Gaza, so they need to push the price down. Buy the oil and gas dip to squeeze their shorts.
>>61961292BRO, ARE YOU REALLY GOING TO PRUNE THIS THREAD TO DEATH AFTER BAKING EARLY AND NUKING THE /SMG/ POSTED WHEN THE OLD THREAD HIT BUMPLOCK?
>>61961306ah at last someone who thinks exactly like me, an intelligent person
>>61961306>overnight surprise (((events))) block your path
>>61961275always a treat when the non-investor class slaves get summoned here to deal with off topic shit, then proceed to spam their own off topic shit
>>61961322Can you at least pretend to be a part of the stock market discussion and not a bunkertrannie posting your discord images?
UBER is rolling out "choose a woman driver" nationwide today. Is pic related bullish or bearish for this?
As long as the spammer is gone I’m declaring total victory pretty much
I don't want a drop of oil crossing the Strait in my lifetime
>>61961335OY VEY
Am I gonna be a fucking retard and buy HGRAF again tomorrow and have the luck of the rug? Probabfuckingly.
>>61961335Learn how to use proper English grammar, Shlomo. Buy the oil and gas dip. Oil will squeeze over $250.
nothin but five figga niggas in this bitch
>>61961357I'm going in with a -2/+6% OCO
Good lord
>>61961359how the fuck do you squeeze oil
>>61961369dont let San Francisco decide any trend ever
>>61961173Dude this guy is banging a hot porn actress in Mexico -how?Granted she's a mudshark
>>61961338>When you declare victory, you win!
>>61961377The claim is that the US Treasury is shorting it, so squeezing the price will squeeze the Treasury- the guy with all of the money in the world and on the team of who can manipulate the price
Trump just announced at GOP retreat that he’s doubling down on Iran.
>>61961377The US treasury and other israel-affiliated financial institutions (all of them) are naked shorting oil futures to push the price downward. The fact that they're doing this during a supply crunch makes them extremely vulnerable to getting squeezed. Buy the oil dip.
>>61961338Did you win it all, or is there still some winning left to do?
>>61961369How do you fuck up that badly at selling shoes to women?
>>61961384Who doesn't want him to do that?I hate stagnation so much, this is exactly what I voted for.The AI bubble has been getting too big recently, this was a great way to pop it.
>>61961394A bit of both
>>61961394Perhaps both
>>61961397>VC techbro bullshit>fashionIt was always doomed. I always thought their shoes looked like complete shit.
>>61961383Good luck printing more oil to cover those shorts.
>Imagine getting advised on biz when to buy.Cya nerds I'm off for now.
>>61961397damn broliteral logoless new balances, totally deserve 500 dollars a share
>>61961397It was an investor scam all along, (See Steve Madden IPO)
fucking bomb israel and kill netanyhu bibi to appease iranians and get the fuck out of that shithole regionincrease spending on american infrastructure. focus long term for the economy and well being of americans. and war with china if needed.
>>61961406On that note the market clearly underestimates and overreacts to reserve . Oil's over, I'm sorry
OH SHIT I'M PANICANinto selling USO straddles
>>61961384CUT MAGA INTO PIECESTHIS IS THEIR LAST RESORTMUTILATIONNO FORESKINDON'T GIVE A FUCK IF THEIR WORKERS ARE FOREIGN
its over
>>61961337They were trying to replace their drivers with robots. Now they're capitulating and paying women because they cant afford male wages.
>spy already down 0.4%ISNT THE WAR OVER WHY ARE WE NOT MOONING WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Dumping tech shit when I can, as I can. Oil going back to 72..... and thenne probably spiking upwards again. This is going to be like 2022 when the Ukraine war happened and oil was constantly rocking up and down due to Russian military action against ukrianian oil.
>HIMSSo much for the squeeze. What a shitter stock
>>61961173I got warned for racism but I thought jews were white??? Plus the caricature seemed accurate desu anyway oil is going up or maybe down time will tell
>>61961429>He's going to miss the squeeze
>>61961253This makes breddy gud sense. I almost expect some MINES in the mix, too.
>>61961230They have been using JDAMS for several days now. They can be spotted on the USS Abram Lincoln on F-35 and F-18 loadouts. The Israelis have been sending in airstrikes with them too. The US has stopped using standoff weapons, correct. But that's because the rest are in use with Indo-pacific Command, not Bahrain. Hell there was a black-painted tomahawk that was photographed that doesn't match any known configuration, assumed to be a new variant Block Vb. All this cope about SAM sites in Iran is bullshit, so far it looks like US/Israel has aerial superiority, so whats the point of using cruise missiles?Also, General Dynamics (GD) increased its quarterly dividend 5.6% to $1.50
>>61961429Shorters moved to oil and gas, bro. Don't miss it
OIL IS RIPPIN
>>61961412The AI bubble won't pop itself.Invade Iran with millions of white christian american troops trying to kill them all.
>>61961445It will. It’s on borrowed time right now anyways
groypers btfo as usual.
>>61961450Moshe, what does this post have to do with business or finance? Buy the oil and gas dip. Oil will squeeze to at least $250.
Still time to get on the war making stock run? Or will war be considered cringe after the Iran debacle?
When trump told Zelenskyy he was flirting with world war three, it wasn't out of caution he was saying that, but jealousy Now the big dog has his hands on the world's oil supply and ready to bang out world war three for realHope he starts wearing his stolen nobel prize on a chain around his neck like a rapper Ohh look future have turned red, what a surprise
>>61961445>>61961448Tbh it might be too incestuous to fail. And the models are just useful enough and just useless enough that nobody really gets displaced.
Squeeze my ASS LMAO!!!
Trump WONMAGA WON
>>61961438sounds about right, israel was doing this shit semi-alone a year ago but now they can defend against several sorties a day? i do think they can keep the strait closed for long enough to cripple everybody though. source: balls
So is oil trade dead???>>61961468>Squeeze my ASS LMAO!!!Heh, okay. I can do that
>>61961475they won some jewish cum
>>61961477>>61961468Let's see some cheeks
Buy the dip, every pullback is a buying opportunity.Also, silver is still above $50/oz.
>>61961475>+1 shekels have been added to your IDF accountBuy the dip on oil and gas. The government can't print more oil.
>>61961230There are B52s circling over tehran literally as we speak
>>61961477It’ll go back up once the market realise the war isn’t actually over. Buy the dip
Today should be a reminder that (((finance))) really is just numbers in a computer and the kikes can type in as few or as many zeros as they like and there is NOTHING you can do about itThey can bend physical reality to their will at the stroke of a keyboardFair play to them tbqh, it's quite a skill
MISTER PRESIDENT I BOUGHT YOUR PUMP WHAT THE FUCK
>>61961466Open claw, codex and Claude code are amazing.But won't replace anyone in any job.
>>61961438The Black tomahawk is known as the "BIG BLACK MISSILE" in military circles at the moment. Not even joking, it was used to kill the Ayatollah and the BLACKED.com memes on .milnet would send your sides into orbit.
>>61961503We literally just replaced all of our non-senior level coders with Claude+Gemini. Not having to babysit morons has been a god send.
No one needs oil anymore chuds. There's EVs now.
>>61961418keki'm glad i'm cash, literally gambling in all markets at the moment
>>61961503claude just made a 1:1 open source windows os, Nvidia drivers, and Nvidia silicon for me. already sent the schematics out to TSMC for some prototypes. software and hardware is literally dead.
>>61961510No you just laid off people because of a lack of funding. A junior coder can produce mountains of code with that but you don't need it and don't have any work to do.
Crude oil is the 2nd most abundant liquid on the planet btw
>>61961466Yea I’m kinda past the point where I think it’ll be any good as a global model. The current financing and development model is simply unsustainable. You can’t get to the point where you need another 4 trillion bucks to make your chat bot 1% better. And it still thinks the titanics pool isn’t full of water.
>>61961523Yeah and rare earth minerals aren’t really rare. Who cares
Thinking about giving Claude some creatine
PanicanBVLLS will win in the end. Screencap this
>>61961540what do you mean
TSLA bros... we need a catalyst BADLY.
>>61961545don't worry i bought puts
>>61961477Oil is currently spring loaded.And that spring is slippery, because it’s covered in oil.When their downward pressure slips it’s going to pop pretty hard.
>>61961523So? By all metrics most countries run out in 2 centuries besides venezuela who due to it being sour has another 600+ years of expected resources. It's not like it's infinite
Oil finna break out fr fr$125 tonight
Its over, they just dropped an EMP on Tehran.S&P will be up over 2% tomorrow.
Man it's gonna be funny when oil collapses in price again
Fun fact of the day: Bill Cosby invented the Jello shot.
>>61961357Why didn't you just buy the dip all those shorts caused last week?
>>61961571We need a follow up called The Israeli Investor
Financially speaking, are we in the clear?
>>61961571Nothing happened, Iran is a paper tiger and the world is seeing that first hand
>>61961582t. texting from a tel aviv bunker
>>61961571>Astrology book
TURN THE CORNER AND FIND THE WORLD AT YOUR COMMANDPLAYIN' THE HAND, YEAH!NQ NQ NQ
>>61961571What happened over the weekend?
You guys didn't bet against America, right?
>>61961574what about the retarded investoranyone here could write it
>oil rangebound between 90 and 85phew my puts are safe
You people were freaking the fuck out 24 hours ago. Trust the plan.
>>61961610MIGA WIGA
>>61961571>Thinking the state with the world reserve currency has to play with set rulesImagine not knowing g basic macroeconomic principles of "the real world is not a book" as popularized by Adam Smith
tried a quick pump and dump at japan open. Nope I don't think markets are buying it. Luckily exited at same price but I'm just staying cash for now this market is too homosexual currently
so when's the false flag?
>>61961625"""""""ISIS""""""" tried to kill the Mayor of New York
>He bet against America
>>61961597>>61961610>>61961616>>61961629>all these MIGA 1PBTIDsBuy the oil dip. Oil will squeeze to over $250.
>>61961637uh oh someone bought oil at the top
>>61961637It's okay anon, how many thousands did you lose in the great oil rugpull?
>>61961629Pretty sure you were already stopped. Both times.
>>61961637Oils done. Not buying your bags
>>61961637rip bozo
>>61961357Why do you buy the tops and not the bottoms of the the current channel? You're just trading emotion. Can you even hold a stock longer than 2 months?
>>61961637R.I.P. Boso
>>61961647>N-NO YOU WERE STOPPEDits okay mullah, missile on the way
Alright oil bros we lost. I'm selling my bags on open.
>>61961658So is Greenland a part of the us?
>>61961393ayooooo lmaoooooo big jeff protect our gainz amen
>>61961660Just buy American oil companies who will go into Venezuela
>>61961663Litterally after screaming and crying Denmark had to again make a new deal which gave more of Greenland to Denmark. It's like saying "but I still own the company" when you have 3% share and the other guy have 97%
>>61961672So that's a no lmao.
>>61961680>you don't own the home even though you kicked me out!
>>61961641>>61961643>>61961648>>61961650>>61961654The bottom for oil is tomorrow near close. That is when I will buy my oil calls. The oil squeeze will begin Tuesday night as Iran attacks more oil infrastructure. 1PBTID israeli child rapists will be in disbelief.
>>61961523How many naturally occurring liquids are there on earth?
oil is going to $2000 per fluid ounce
anyone got some alpha?
>>61961690if you really think about it, only crystals are true "solids"
OIL IS THE NEW GAMESTOP
>>61961699i guess metals and alloys too but they're semicrystalline
The insistence here that the war is over seems weird. 48 hours ago we all understood that the shit and piss was going to be sliding for a month, followed by a dump whenever an invasion was announced.Trump didn't even say the situation had changed from Friday afternoon
>>61961697AGNC, NLY
>>61961712He didn't say it today either. It is a bunch of cope coming from retards purposefully misinterpreting.
>>61961697short oil apparently
>>61961690none nigga. everything originated from asteroids.
Oil schizo here What's the best high risk high reward way to profit from oil raising over the next month ? Oil companies options ? 10x leverage etfs? Actual futures ?
>>61961571
>>61961712>we all understoodand why would your opinions matter? should not have formed a bad consensus. sorry chud, back to the drawing board.>trump didn't even saywhy would that matter one bit?
How do I get out of this crushing feeling after a loss, that I want to trade again and I'm sure I can do better but the markets are closed
landing page up8s
>>61961736Take a walk. You'll do better tomorrow
>>61961736double your position and only sell if you break even
>>61961699That's why I specified liquids and not fluidsThe atmosphere is the largest pool of naturally occurring fluids on earth, but when it comes to liquids im pretty confident that oil and water are all we've got, which makes the whole "oils the second must abundant liquid on earth" claim redundant since that will remain true no matter how much oil there is
>>61961736What you need to do is STOP trading and wait until your mood stabilizes before you fomo back in. There is no secret to getting over it other than waiting it out, right now you need to not lose even more money, believe me you could always feel worse.
Should have known the markets would be manipulated after watching silver baggies get rugged so many times.
>>61961736do a revenge trade to punish those who took your money, it always works for me
GYATT DAYUM THIS SHIT IS VOLITILE AS FUCK
>>61961737I think this one looked better in some regards
kek bobo
>>61961748mercury and bromine are "fluid" at room temps. magma is definitely a liquid. but i see what you're saying and you're probably right.
>>61961637I AM PRO TRUMP!I AM RIDE OR DIE WITH TRUMP!I WOULD FOLLOW TRUMP INTO HELL!
bullish? seems desperate.
>>61961771Cringe
The US, China, and everyone else effected should just team up and bomb Iran into submission a la Japan. Why can't we just do this? I'm getting angry now
>>61961777He's out of his depth and rushing to keep the situation from spiraling out of control. The markets bought it today, but all it'll take is one well-placed Shahed for it all to come crashing down again.
>>61961785we should use precisely the amount of force needed to get our objectives and no more, and in an ideal world, less than that even.
