Iranian War Brides Edition >Please leave your political posts at the door unless they involve Business or Finance.>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesPrevious:>>61958743
(((somebody))) REALLY needed to cover their book
Nothing about the supply gap has actually been fixed but they shit out a bunch of headlines to get algorithms to push the price downSuch a meme market
Previous>>61960000
War is over, guys >LiveSquawk>@LiveSquawk·2m>#OOTT #Iran: Hormuz Open To States That >Expel US, Israeli Envoys
>>61960638Illegitimate split threads don't count
>>61960634I think you should buy an ad
Guys report that idiot for fucks sake, why the fuck do you morons keep posting there. fucking brain dead idiots
Long oil and natural gas. Iran's mission is regime change in the US and Israel: they will keep fucking up energy infrastructure until Trump and Netanyahu are out of office. If Trump TACOs, they will keep launching strikes. If there's a ground invasion, the blowback in the US will still accomplish their goal of getting rid of Trump. It's a win-win for Iran to keep hitting oil and gas infrastructure. Buy the dip.
Jannies, please range ban that guy, yes the jeet scammer cock sucker with the early scam baked advertisement thread
>>61960646That one wasn't a split
hello, im here for the non brown op
What's the best way for me to buy the oil dip with lots of risk and upside
>GOD BLESS YOU AND GOD BLESS AMERICAhe's such a good president
>>61960647Bro, I already told you that I don't mind but my ad doesn't pass moderation. Do you understand? I sell content that costs hundreds of dollars for 12 bucks. It's clear that no one will publish this ad directly.
So is Trump talking again later or some shit? He didn't say anything
>they played the YMCA gay anthem at the end of the conferenceholy fucking shit
both bakes are awful
>>61960642Iran coping because big sweaty greek cock GAPED the hormussy
>We pumped for nothing>War still ongoing>Oil still stuck in tankersWe are going to megadump in after hours aren't we?
Oil market is fake and gayMore news at 11
he's got a 4chan pass thats tied to his IP and the mods still arent range banning him kek, fucking useless retards.
>>61960653It was an early bake, Ahmed. Please lurk more before posting.
Is it time to long Oil?
>>61960642You are late as fuck retard, Trump already said war wi continue. That was misinterpreted discussions between utin and Trump
>>61960631the market was in surplus for a long time, and the spr release is larger than the currrent disruption, and ships are beginning to transit. furthermore the price is beyond where it aught to be for the current state of the oil market, incentivizing more selling from inventories. finally a lot of this spike is from panic buying, businesses and institutions that cannot afford a disruption in supply and are buying futures at any price to secure them, once those buyers are filled the bids should die down. they knew this would happen anyways and should have had the spr release queued up, they waited in order to create the volatility and confuse (you)
Strait's still closed
NEVER DOUBT TRUMP.
>>61960664Trump if our first bisexual president.
Either the war stops and my stocks go up or it continues and Americans keep dying and embarrissing themselves. It's a win-win.
>>61960674Ships are already moving through. Iran is cope posting claiming that they will let people through if they get rid of all Americans, but ships are just crossing regardless
>BTC DUMPING>OIL PUMPING>ISRAEL BOMBING TEHRAN AS WE SHITPOST>YOU'VE BEEN BULLTRAPPED SMIGGERS>SELL WHILE YOU STILL CAN AMERICAN G.I.>YOU WILL NEVER WIN THIS WAR
>>61960683>ships are moving through Source ? This would be big news
Now that the straight has opened, what's your plan? Are you shorting Nvidia or buying?
>>61960673glad you got that all figured out for us champ
>>61960686Source is literally; "Bro they turn off their transponder, trust me."
The only strait that’s opened is your moms bussy
>>61960687>Now that the straight has openedTwo more weeks, Q predicted this.
>>61960687im not buying or selling anything until we get follow-up news about the status of the gay of hormuz
>>61960686>ships popping in and out of the straight from thin airdamn nigga the straight is actually a wormhole!
despite this, more countries in the gulf are on iran's sidethe US has completely abandoned all sense of defending its bases in the gulfthey threw all their goodwill in the gulf into the dumpster to cater to israelIran did not promise to defend these countries, notice how these countries also dont give a fuck because its US assets being destroyed
>>61960302It's a white guy, Dr Chris Sorensen who actually R&D'ed the Hyperions at Kansas State U for the past 10 years. Not sure how he wound up with a leaf company, but he owns the patents and heads their labs, so I wager it's a safe bet so long as he's involved. I don't care about the rest of the team, this tech is his baby and he knows what he's got, which should give everyone conviction.
mission accomplished. Bibi won.
>>61960706>despite this, more countries in the gulf are on iran's sidelolturdie cope is funny
AI dashcams bros are not taking the Iran news very well
>>61960670No it wasn't you street shitting brown stop fucking up the hierarchy
>>61960697>>61960696I'm just trading according to what Jiang says so personally I'm not buying.
Can someone summarize Trump's stand up routine?
News?!
>>61960701Is there proof of anyone appearing on the other side after turning of their transponder ? Ships disappearing doesnt mean shit unless the reappear past the danger
Does trump own the strait of hormuz now?He finally got to annex something
>>61960673The US SPR can only release 1m barrels per day, Japans only 2m barrels, Korea's, 1m barrels. US SPR takes weeks to come online and auction off the oil.Euros and China have less than 1m barrels per day capacity they can bring online through reserves each.The Saudi bypass pipeline only had 2m barrels of slack capacityThe total trapped oil is about 17m barrels per day after using the saudi oil bypass. That means on day 10 the total accumulated supply gap is now 170m barrels and the supply gap is still growing at 17m barrels per day, nobody has activated their reserves yet.Non-gulf supply can only grow by about 1m barrels per day short term (months) and this has not been activated yet. Russia is not increasing shipments and wants to use this to lock Europe into a long term deal.Hormuz traffic even with people running the strait is still 95% down from the daily average.So no, if you bought the idea that this crisis is over and is getting better, you're a sucker - the problem is growing.
>>61960709literal hotels in dubai have been bombed, theyve done fucking nothing
>>61960719Literally just incoherent rambling lol.
LMAOOOOOOOOOO
YOUNGMAN
>>61960716Isn't he the schizophrenic chinaman that thinks having gay sex gives you mind reading powers with your partner which is why the Greeks did it (strictly for tactical reasons)?
>>61960720getting scared that you bought a complete bulltrap? you should be
>>61960719>What if anything?>What if a BOMB drops on ya head!?
>>61960732I skip his gayreek videos
>>61960730Ah yes, the "go fuck yourself" trading chart
Oil will squeeze over $200 because of the Treasury Department's naked shorts.
>>61960725do you think they're going to wage war against iran? they have the americans doing their work for themtranslating the lack of military response to them actually liking iran and actually supporting (your words) iran despite attacks on civilian infrastructure is retardationgo drink water instead of this turdie ESL koolaid, faggot
>>61960743literally umpossible bro
https://www.youtube.com/live/eEk-nZOTbS0?si=n3wM4zNWCeFr-lSF great sound
>>61960686>>61960689There are 6 ships that have moved through out of a daily average of 120
>>61960745>they have the americans doing their work for themLMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>61960746Oil will never be cheap again. By the end of operation aipac fury, all oil refineries will be destroyed and have to be rebuilt.The world will have transitioned to EVs.
>>61960750nice argument, turdie
>we won>they have nothing left to shootmeanwhile...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4E-iFtUM2kk
>>61960752oil will definitely be cheap again, but probably not soon
>>61960752>O-OIL WILL NEVER BE CHEAP AGAIN!!!Oil crashed from 110 to 85,
>>61960719babbling content he already got the sheep to buy stocks and sell oil
>>61960754Your shill tactics don't work here lol. Buy the oil dip.
>>61960743>a handful of anonymous retail traders are gonna wipe out the world ruling elite classgme baggies have been trying for a decade what makes you think you got the chops?
>>61960754
Another attack on US oilTerminal lol
>>61960752>>61960761Gulf production cuts are up to 4m barrels per day which is bigger than the hypothetical Russian oil shutdown crisis
>>61960765Because of this >>61960767 lol
>>61960767look our guy said its over and iran is no more, stop trying to spread fuddo you not see oil prices falling?!
>>61960766fucking turdie ESL how does this translate in your brain to we like iran?
>>61960767Did you read the pic retard?
>>61960767Yep it's going up. They'll keep it down by financial magic, but you can't defeat the laws of physics these days.
>94Guh
>>61960765you absolute dumb gorilla nigger monkey the treasury is funded by peasantsfuuuuuuuuuuuck these threads have been bad man. absolute mongoloids
>>61960767i dont think the retarded american cucks realized israel wants to glass the entire country, they dont give a fuck about the oil
>>61960777Iran is going to take out Saudi oil infrastructure because we keep attacking theirs.
One more week until Jerome decides to leave interest rates the same.
>>61960707he is the reason why i bought hgraf. his graphene shall inherit the earth. /smg/ was too busy buying MU , SANDISK and OIL at the pico top and kept on fuding HGRAF " muh no revenue" " muh pump and dump". kek baggies
>>61960767I meant US attack on Iranian oil infrastructure
>>61960631>he held
On the subject of Hormuz, read from the experts:https://www.lloydslist.com/LL1156563/Shadow-fleet-dominates-Hormuz-crossings-as-Iran-ramps-up-bypass-loadingsThe article is free to read even for normies.TLDR: the strait is effectively closed and used by Iranian shadow fleet ships
>Brent Crude, CEO of Based Oil rises guidance
>>61960786MU is good doe
>>61960674God I want to fuck her tight anus and gape it so hard the strait remains open
>>61960784Oh yeah, I keep forgetting you turdies think Iran has been using all their old missiles first and their next move is to use their totally real 100% effective underground hypersonic deluxe missiles against, not carriers or the navy attacking them, but on Saudi Arabian refineries. Makes perfect sense.
>>61960797>/poli hate this
>>61960642Back to /k/ OP.
i wish 4chan just required a pass to post on every board, it would stop all the turdworlders instantly
>Risk insurance
>>61960800Show me your oil shorts.
>we are doing this for chyna too!
>>61960765If I asked nicely do you think they'd let me have some?
>Back to 95And you're not buying dip?>>61960800No one thinks Iran is on par with US just that it'll be painful enough that Trump won't want it to endure. >>61960806Israeli?
>>61960791Exactly
Holy kek, literal IDF shills in Tel Aviv coping and seething about people buying the oil dip. I can wait until the market reopens so I can buy more lmfao.
Trump is a god at fucking with algos with his constant headlines
>>61960796
panicans what's our next play?
>>61960815*can't wait
>>61960795It might be, or it might be another dead cat bounce followed by another grim weeklong slide. Calibrate your enthusiasm anon.
I saw a guy in a high-end sports car today with a vanity plate that said "NO DEBT". I'm not sure I believe him....
>>61960791>Iranian shadow fleetWho believes this?
>the absolute state of oilbaggie seeth ITTkek
>>61960815It's extended hours trading right now, what's stopping you?
>>61960782>the money printer is funded by taxes not the souls of exploded brown children!k
>>61960823Oh short term of course bearish but it's a good company
>>61960824He must work with a Ramsey smart vestor pro
>>61960817Its always like this>AI summary determines if its positive or negative and pumps or dumps>Some analysts actually read if anything changed and then quietly adjust
Take your pleasures wherever you can.
>this week>notwo more weeks?
>>61960820Pray Trumps call to Putin today begging to get him out of the hole he has dug helps. But you see. The Russians don’t have much motivation to be friendly after what’s been happening have they? Every gulf leader is also on the phone to China and Russia looking for help. To somehow get away from the American leadership which is scaring the shit out of them all.
>he's starting to TACOi should have slurped
>>61960827I'm waiting for the options market to reopen so I can squeeze the oil short paypiggies even harder lmao.
>>61960825You don't believe it exists or you don't believe it is transiting?
>>61960825What? That anyone in the sights of the empire is shadow this. Or dictator that. Or is it the content?
>>61960791>Iranian shadow fleet is this like the "secret Russian army?"
>I wished Iran had more Tomahawk's (dodging the question if the US takss responsability for the girl school killing)
>>61960817Baron trump needed to buy more oil so it dumped for him.
>>61960842sandniggers can't sail be serious
>>61960838>>61960825Believe it!
>>61960845FUCKING based
Thank god the orange retard’s little speech announcement psyched people out expecting a drawdown and gave me a last chance for an out. Sold everything. See you guys at the bottom once everyone realizes how hopelessly fucked this situation is. That strait isn’t opening until Europe’s oil reserves are exhausted and they go in for a Gallipoli style slaughter fest.
>>61960838its too late to tacotheres no takebacks on starting wars
>>6196084799% of the time Iranian ships are managed by Indians.It's either Indians in Dubai or Indians in the UAE but it's always Indians.
It's over for oil futes baggies
>>61960828uhm ackshually the printer runs on the stem cells of 8 month old fetuses from 16-18 year old negro wombs. say you didn't read the files without saying you didn't read the files>>61960817they WERE the algo today. member the tweets about how oil would come down shortly?
>>61960829I know. I've been evangelizing about it since late last year. It remains the best value on the market. but after the shellacking we took in early February on no events and no news and for no reason, then the shellacking the past couple weeks upon news of a war in the Middle East that does not affect the memory market in the slightest, I am gunshy. Sanity does not prevail in this market. IT is skittish and stupid.
>>61960845Is it wrong to bomb a military academy for children that caters to children of IGRC officials?
>>61960845He said Iran has tomahawks despite fact only US can use them. I don't think this guy is in control he's a senile idiot who's being babied by his cabinet who are all blackmailed by mossad
>question about oil >he goes completely off topic to talk about military success????
Moral of the story: nothing ever happens
>>61960858It's okay MUanon. People will remember it makes money and we'll bullrun from then on
>>61960856If he could do it without massive casualties he would have done it already
>>61960862shorting the disscussion
>>61960859It is certainly wrong to spam a business and finance board with your off-topic bullshit.
>>61960856>sunday
>>61960841Oooooh, ok, I'm too much of a NIGGER to be able to do those things. I just now boughted some USO tho.
>>61960856>turn the strait of Hormuz into a literal war zoneI'm sure that will reopen shipping traffic lmfao. Buy the oil dip.
>>61960877Bearish for oil
trannys btfo
Are they still laxing the PDT rule?
>>61960877This would be a mistake
>Sleeper cells If there were sleeper cells they would've been used by now
So this entire week is going to be futures down a thousand points or more, only to finish green, until every countries oil reserves are depletedCan they keep doing this until they lose the midterms and start blaming the democrats
>>61960877Iran is farming izzat and USA cannot stop them!!! ITS OVER FOR TRUMP!!!
>>61960877I'm spanish and I literally have no problem with this
>>61960883CASHACCOUNT
>>61960889what the fuck is that?
My man Brent Crude
so what was the point of this war exactly? died zogbots for jews for nothing?
>>61960893why would you think your opinion is relevant?
>>61960895A demonstration of Trump's reasoning, logic and strategy all rolled into one
>>61960814>"Show some guts">"Hey retard, fucking risk your life crossing the strait ok, what are you a pussy?"Is this guy for real?
LMAO did you have fun today, boys?
>>61960900third temple
>>61960900israel hates the sand people and forced america to get involved too because israel controls america
>>61960893You should close Gibraltar for shit and giggles
>oil back down againTHATS ALL FOLKSback to posting about soxl!
>>61960894I cant, waiting for funds to settle is too cucked for me.
>>61960911Damn right I did. HGRAFfies did as usual
>>61960900They thought they could do the same thing they did to Venezuela
>>61960900weapons product demonstration and US seeking more control over oil to handicap China
>>61960911>911
>>61960900throwing a lifeline to the russian economy by letting them sell their oil to india for higher prices
>>61960918oil is up 3% in the last few mins retard
>>61960886>muh sleeper cells>they're two weeks from nukes (again)>they were totally going to attack us so we had to attack firstFunny how the danger from Iran is always moments away but never arrives
HAPPENING, the new collateral requirement for margin will now be 2k instead of 25k
>>61960918Oil futures are pumping.
>>61960900To finally put an end to the 50 year old war with Iran.
OIL PUMPINGOH GOD OH NOIT ALL COMES CRASHING DOWN TOMORROW
>>61960932bearish for markets, they are ready for poorfags to tear themselves apart because theres no other liquidity
It's over.
>>61960932This has been in the works for a bit
>>61960937You said this yesterday
>>61960937real nigga volatility is here
BUSSYANT WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING. RESHORT OIL AND SMASH IT BACK DOWN
>>61960943again?
Finish the job, Sirs.
>>61960893Based
>>61960932I didn't use margin at 2k, 25k or 250k, I'm just not going to use it, sorry.
>>61960945It just got formally approved by FINRA a couple days ago though
erm....
>>61960957It's over
>>61960956Margin is nice for being able to trade deposits instantly.
>says war over before markets close>markets pump>close>actually, we won't stop until they are totally defeated>they have nothing left to shoot>Iran launches more missiles at Israel, Bahrain and Kuwait shortly afteryou didn't fall for it again, did you?
I want to let all the faggots know I bought into oil at 85, sold at 105, and bought the dip at 83, all in. I'll post again when I hit 600k at 150$ a barrel
>>61960976He never said the war is overYou’re just a retard
>>61960976I havent bought or sold in weeks simple as
>>61960976No I solded all my slurps the moment he didn't TACO and said this will last a short term more.
911
>>61960976You seem to keep falling for it. Line go up, its not hard.
I don't understand why the US (and Japan) did not decide to do SPR releases today.The US is a net oil producer now, it does not need the SPR for security anymore. It only exists to stabilize prices, which gives the US the freedom to fuck with oil producers like Venezuela, Iran and Russia. That is its only purpose.
>>61960990Holy kek, oil to $250. Hope you slurped.
>>61960981Oil will never hit $150 a barrel. It will keep being suppressed
>>61960965Once you have established a large account with a history of good deposits, you can trade on them immediately at most brokerages.
>>61960877>>61960990
>>61960895Napalm
>>61960976I'm pretty much convinced at this point Trump is just a massive troll intentionally sabotaging israel's war
>>61960990Lol, I hope they have made peace with Allah
>>61960990> compensationcute
>>61960990They are not asking for the removal of the state of Israel? How forgetful they are.
>>61960993The SPR is a meme, it takes weeks to start the system up and auction the oil off and they can only release 1 million barrels per dayGenuinely if anyone got psyopped by the idea that that fixes the problem for anyone but the US maintaining availability they don't know what they're talking about
>>61960990not gonna happen lmao
>>61960932i just flip back and fourth between the two end switch to my alt if any trades are unsettled.
>>61960990Lmao, if they're serious about that list I hope they're ready for another tomahawk.
>>61961011they're taking care of that with missiles right now
>>61960999Oh interesting good to know. Mines always been margin but I don’t use it for leverage
you fags laughed at me for getting putslet's see you laughing tomorrow
>>61960993>The US is a net oil producer nowWhat does that mean? Fuel or crude oil or both?
>>61960990MISSION COMPLETED
>>61960990I thought Iran was winning?
>>61960981good luck, i'm shorting oil back to 80
>>61960990realistically, what would the US be willing to concede? sanction removal, end of media campaigns, and maybe 1-2 inconsequential basses removed?
>>61960919Well getting permanently locked from day trading seems a lot more cucked than waiting a single day to re-trade cash.
>>61961017You don't have any more of those, Chaim. Should have bought the oil dip lmao.
>>61960985they ran algos at the same time this hit the tape to hammer oil and get some insider trades off.
>>61961007when you blackmail people into doing your dirty deeds they don't do their best!
>>61961032I’m calling at 120
>>61961033It can live with #1, #4, maybe #2 in some kind of JCPOA framework like Obama set up
>>61961025So was today "mission accomplished" or not? Thought they would save that for later this week or early next
>>61961011that's just an Israeli talking point. really Iran doesn't even think about them.
>>61961011there will be no tel aviv in a few more monthsjews are gonna have to live underground
>>61961037>very complete, pretty muchSo… complete, not overAnd “pretty much”Also not over
60 more months til complete
>>61961042It's changing minute by minute, faster than he can shit his pants, please have patience
>>61961055holy kek
>>61960824Saw this the other day lmao
>>61960795>you have $5000 to gamble>MU @$350>or HG @$3>MU goes to $400, netting you +$600>HG goes to $7, netting you +$6200
>>61961060trve....
>>61961033a puppet leader and the right to set up permanent military bases there
>>61961055Mark Levin told him thatThe jews said the same about palestinians
>>61961047nigger
>>61961062wtf does that even mean?
>>61961062>>61961055he is truly the ultimate conman Migger, he just repeats shit the jews tell him
>>61961062hmm I do say this
>>61961033he's getting another butler PA treatment if he tries to concede anythingyou think the neocons and bibi would allow any of that?
>>61961059>Not buying an FRS from 2014 for 10K and dropping another 10K into mods.He's doing it wrong.
>>61961072how many gallons of jewish cum are inside his asshole right now?
>>61961062>>61961075I kept warning people, some refused to believeI don't want /smg/bros to be left exposed, do what you will, but be prepared
>>61961059is that van ness?
realistically oil should be sitting at 200 dollars a barrel, if they didn't pull the oil reserve stunt this morning and the word games this afternoon
>>61961071He literally said it would take 4-5 weeks a week ago, thus we're not even halfway through at this point but the main targets are already taken out so not much for them to do comparatively.
>>61960932kek they just keep finding more ways to get the plebs to loan money into existence don't they>>61960956based and same
>>61961075Christ, really is just an admin of complete retards isn't it?
John, tell Oliver to turn off the pump bots right this instant
>>61961081So kind that he let his insider friends buy the dip
>>61961087I disagree anon, 200 is a long shot, 150 - 175 more realistic if you factor in Jewish magic
Under American hegemony, markets exist so jews tax all goyim via insider tradingGetting a bit tired of that
Imagine being up 30% only to finish the day deep in the red kekJust panican things!
>Talking about the geopolitical crisis and it's impact on oil prices is not allowed?Why? Just wondering so I don't get banned
>>61961106You won't be...
>>61961105This post brought to you by the state of israel. Buy the oil dip.
>Business and Finance is not /pol/Thank you blessed Jannie
>>61961081The mother fucker literally called Moscow today asking for help to deescalate. Then promptly ignored the advice. Meanwhile every gulf leader is desperate for Putin to answer their calls to end this shit show. It didn’t work. BACK DOWN. Nobody is asking to defeat America. Just engage as equals. But that’s seems psychologically impossible after just 70 years on top. That’s fucking nothing. Britain. China. Greece. Rome. China. These countries had millennia on top. Yet understand the future is always and inevitably cooperation and mutual respect. Not domination.
>>61961108Tell that to the niggers who moderate this board. Buying calls on their deaths (this means my comment is market related now).
>>61961106because it hurts the cultist's feefees
>>61961106Israeli shill farms are crawling all over this thread, trying to contain the financial blowback of their war for territorial expansion. Long oil and gas, with leverage.
>>61961086Yea. Mission st. :-)
>>61961111Based and checked
>>61961085The only enemy is within at this point.
Hope you have moved your money to the new safe haven (China)
>>61961112wtff is midget Vlad gonna do? that impotent fuck can't even take over Ukraine
>>61961117They're literally paid shills.
>>61961125I respect him like no othergod bless XiEurope should align with him
>>61961111>smg niggers when asked why the market fluctuated so much today>Um.......I guess I dont know....Im not at liberty to sayWhat utter faggots kek
bull trap? mumusisters i dont feel so good
>>61961131the sad thing about miggers is that they swallow israeli cum for free
Lmao. Look at all those deleted comments
>>61961100I guess I didn't save the caption pointing out how every other oil crisis in history was small potatoes in the realm of only a few million barrels compared to this one being in the hundreds of millions of barrels a day
>Trump says oil will go down>market immediately believes himIs this market fucking retarded?
>>61961109You'll never get back to your cost basis. Thanks for playing
>>61961137I solded my slurp from this morningI was a little hesitantBut there will be plenty more slurps to come in the next few days and weeks.
Please do not fud oil coin in this thread. Thank you.
>>61961141>also: why did the markets move so aggressivelyI guess we'll never know
>>61961121jealous... have fun.
>>61961125You can't put money on china directly, wtf you talking about dude?
Yeah oil's pump is not guranteed anymore so I'm not touching it again
>>61961139No, they're more organized than that. I'm being serious. This is the same israeli shill farm that runs /ptg/ on /pol/. If you try to post in that thread as an actual organic user, they will tell you to fuck off. Buy the oil and gas dip.
>>61961145YesThe market hasn't priced in that both Israel and Iran are ruled by actual religious fanatics
What were all the deleted posts about?
>>61961136I am now once again aware I post here with "people" who reported those posts
>>61961160>Buy the oil and gas dip.based>>61961150BasedBuy oil computer
Shill me some tickers to buy the oil dip
NEW>>61961173NEW>>61961173NEW>>61961173
>>61961163taco gaslighting the war ending and it's impact on the markets
>>61961163people saying negative things about the kid diddlers that rule over us
>>61961164/smg/ is being raided by a group from an israeli shill farm. They also spam propaganda on /pol/, and they're easy to recognize if you've seen them before. Buy the oil and gas dip.
>>61961007There needs to be a troll Trump meme.
>>61961175UCOUSO
>b-buy the oil dip guys dont listen to those heckin shills!>please pump my bags i promise im not a panican!!Oh baggies
>>61961189Cope harder, Moshe. Buy oil.
>>61961189Gonna post my 600k+ gains at 150 a barrel, faggot.
>>61961163janny asspain and selectively enforcing board rules to protect this administration from any criticism, just russian thingsthis administration will crash not only the american economy but the global one and you will be happy about it, toxic positivity like a russian celebrating a mentally ill tranny being psy-oped by their dei globohomo propaganda they vehemently argue isn't being pushed by them
KMB...I just may...
>>61961179So early, wtf my guy?
>>61961205They're israelis, not russians. Always has been.>buy oil and gas
>>61961093Dude wake up. They haven’t had any aircraft bar drones over Iran even now. It’s all standoff JASSM and Tomahawks. That’s about 400km range. Just inside the border. The release high altitude and dive hard and turn away to dodge the Iranian SAM systems. Now they are almost out of those systems. And Hegseth the knuckle dragger is talking about JDAMS and dumb bombs. Well those things have a 30km range. They have absolutely no air dominance past the border. There are hundreds of optical guided SAM systems that can target up to 30k feet waiting. No radar systems to detect. Just waiting. And that’s just in the immediate western border. Once they cross the border. They are in range of the long range systems east of Tehran. With 300km range. Way out of reach of any of the attacks so far. You might say. Well how is Tehran is getting hit? Because they haven’t 200 aircraft sorties releasing 400 JASSMs at 400km. But a fraction get through. On soft targets like oil tanks. And some mad old dude who martyred himself deliberately. They are drawing the US airforce in. Most of their systems aren’t even turned on. And below all this. Thousands of MANPADS and ATGM systems that completely close off all airspace below 10k to all possible close air support and choppers. ITS A FUCKING BUZZSAW. They could lights out every gulf pipeline. Pumping station. Major storage facility. Desalination plant. Power plant. Radar installation. TONIGHT. There are no interceptors left. And they haven’t even begun to tap their medium and long term drones. Never mind their top tier ballistic missiles. Wake the fuck up. This war is going to kill all our bags. We are here to make money. This war is not good for business. And not good for /biz/. Let’s get back to making money boys.
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>>61961204youve cursed yourself, exit position now
