hormuz thunder edition>Latest developments on the illegal and unconstitutional US strikes against Iranhttps://iran.liveuamap.com/https://x.com/sentdefender>Some helpful links to numb the painhttps://findahelpline.com/https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/https://www.whitehouse.gov/refundshttps://jlingz.com/>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratespreviously on /smg/>>61958741
>>61960000checked
when speech
Czech'dYeah I'm thinking SOXS at open tomorrow
Can't wait for a tanker to be hit tonight and seeing the reaction tomorrow
Any good strait closing vidya?
Oh shit, I think we might have made a grave mistake. They got flying carpets boss.
Panicans, libtards, and yurocucks LOSTMAGA WON
MUbros how are we doing? I had no cash for the 365 dip :(
Bears ALWAYS lose lmao
Asia panicansisters!!! Not like this!!!!
any of you other chuds have calls that you sold right before that TACO rip?
>>61960000Investment strategy reminder:Nothing ever happens
>Iran seething>Americans seething>Russia seething>Israel dancingIs this another MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!?
All of the panican faggotry of "oil going to $150 muhhh $7 gas prices by june" is silent now. Did you actually think the US would make any tangible sacrifices for this war? Glad he's TACOing.
>>61960020>TACO>WE WON!kek
OP doesn't have any stocks, or anything interesting to say about business or finance. He's just a stupid Europoor, a brown Spaniard at that, and will never amount to anything. Hence, he's anti-America and quite sad since Iran is losing this war at a spectacular pace.Oil is at 88 dollars a barrel right now, lol, lmao AHMED.
oil is gonna be back over $105 tomorrow
QRD on why it recovered it today?
>>61960023Why does corea like circuit breakers so much?
>>61960037Oilbulls getting WAY too cocky now
>>61960000>quad 0sTHE MARKET IS GOING TO 0 AHHHHHHHHHHHH SELL EVERYYTTHHINNNGGGG
I don't even know what happenedWe came in and bombed everything. Got bombed back. Now we packed up all our base personnel and are leaving the region and saying okay play nice or else.I am only mad I chickened out and made 12%..had I held I would of made 400%I guess in hindsight, a win is a win and I shouldn't look back at those sorts of things
>inb4 Trumps announcement today is that we have finished the ball room and 0 updates on anything related to the special combat operation in Iran.#Boss
>US up>Asia down>Euro downHAHAHAHA thank you President Trump. Plan trvsters win yet again. Lefty Euros will cope and seethe for the next 1000 years if they even last that long.
>>61960014https://x.com/zerohedge/status/2031039943678505332the strait was never closed babe, the ships just activate stealth
oil is so kind that he lets his friends buy the bottom
>>61960039America surrendered, the war is over.
>>61960042He is probably right. Imagine if Truman said "oh I won..I'm going home" in 1944. You think Iran is gonna just say "ok..it's done"Sirens in tel aviv btw
>>61960046Asia and Euro aren't open right now. They'll just pump back tomorrow
>BREAKING: Israeli military says new wave of missiles have been launched from IranWhat a great way to celebrate the end of the warhttps://x.com/spectatorindex/status/2031092991168037168
you ready for another -1% gap down tomorrow?
> futures
>>61960036False
>>61960046Who even invests in the yuropoor stock market? Ya gotta be some kind of queer
>>61960058:D How sweet
Bought a shit load of ORCL today in the long term port. I think Larry wins in the end.
Did you fall for it?
Quad thread
>>61960020>>61960031>>61960032>>61960036>1PBTID israeli shill farm workers from /ptg/ doing damage controlBuy the oil dip. Iran *WILL* squeeze the Treasury department's oil futures shorts with more strikes on energy infrastructure.
Wait wait wait. Those dirt cheap puts I bought this morning might actually print? Turns out I was based for making that suggestion. Maybe some of you even listened.
>>61960060tomorrow is gonna give back the entire bounce from last nights low, enjoy -3% and lmao at mumu getting roped in dumps bulltrap
>>61960063Post your portfolio, or even your hands. You don't have a portfolio and your hands are brown. Lmao anon, lmao.
>>6196007190% of /smg/ are Panicans and not PLAN TRUSTERS
>>61960071It dropped below 86 for barely 5 mins
>>61960039Trump TACO'd and will try and claim a win>Didn't get total surrender>Irans population now galvanised against Israel/US when it was fractured before>Didn't get regime change>Son of former leader who seen a lot of his family perish now running the country, who will be more riled than the last oneIf it's over (for now), we'll be back again in 6 months
>>61960079>Post your portfolio, or even your hands. You don't have a portfolio and your hands are brown. Lmao anon, lmao.Buy the oil dip.
VIX has double bottomed you better get ready for the some fucking volatility smiggers.
>>61960060no i am very ready for a 1% gap up thoughitbe
>Trump at exactly 4:35 PM EST in front of the cameras>"Nukes drop in five.">*walks away*
>>61960075>Oil drops 30% in one dayI'm not buying an asset that is going back to 60 dollars a barrel by Friday.
>>61960060The war is OVER CHUD. Why? Because SAY ITS OVER. I bombed the shit out of you now I'm going home
>>61960089bretty sure bibi is whiter than this
>>61960083taco is actually bearish when it comes to this. its just gonna show markets he really fucked up and now theres economic consequences
maga!
>>61960083>muh tacoYou are such a fag lmaoTrump WON
>>61960023Let’s go South Korea !! I’m already holding leaps otherwise I would have bought some Koru
>>61960071No I'm not a fool, I even warned you guys only 2 tankers got hit in a whole week.The signs were everywhere it would drop today.
>>61960013why babe? sailors will die, it will mean more conflict waste. get your head right.
>>61960089>oil dipyou guys are pretty dumb, and you're going to be holding those oil longs you bought on Friday at 95 a barrel for a very, very long time. Should have sold at open this morning, but you'd need an IQ above room temperature to do that.
>>61960027No, I stubbornly held on and it worked out for once. I'm a really good trader.
>>61960000>illegalIt isn't though. Iran declared war on the US in 1979 and successfully conducted an attack on US soil, and that declaration of war has never been rescinded.>unconstitutionalThe use of the Navy to conduct kinetic foreign policy is completely constitutional - The first two wars the United States ever fought were the first and second Barbary Warsv(1801-1816), and in neither of those did Congress declare war. The people in congress included some of the very people that had written the US Constitution, so you'd think they'd have a quite good idea as to what was constitutional or not. The first declaration of war by Congress was in the war of 1812, and that was done in order to get the US Army involved.
>>61960056>copeLmao>>61960064Fags and Jews and faggy jews
>>61960058That's not a real source babe, you're being hysterical
>>61960032Oil will be 55$ this summer. They hate Iran, and all these oil sheiks are going to pump out as a thank you. I'm looking forward to buy oil companies during the big sell off when war baggers figure this out.
>>61960117You talk like a fag.
>>61960114>95 a barrel for a very, very long timehow long?
>>61960102yeah oil still up 30% from late Feb>>61960105>Trump wonwon what for America, exactly?
>>61960121that's all she's been for months now
Jerome is just shorting oil futures now instead of printing
So it was all for nothing how gay
>didnt get to buy the dip:/
>>61960071WE ARE SO FUCKING BAAAAACK IM SO BVULLISH RIGHT NOW. S&P500 $9000 EOY
>>61960127i would be too if your nasty crackhead tranny fucked ass was stalking me
>>61960083the son just got blown to bits by an israeli strikeyou groypers aren't very smart are you
>>61960117Anon, he's a brown thirdie propagandist. Facts and Truth mean nothing to him. He would be posting these lies in /pol/ but would get dog-piled into oblivion.
>>61960131All wars are for nothing but Jewish banker profitsDon't engage in their wars and frag your drafting officer if they ever try it.
Iran timed their missile launch to hit right when the TACO news conference starts lmfao.
Who could have seen it coming that nothing would happen. I really thought that THIS TIME something would for sure happen. It just seemed different than all those other times.
>>61960124See you next war
>>61960079You first
Iran is currently bombing Israel again
>British broadcasting news
>>61960152SOURCE????
>>61960139>MUH GROYPERS ;_;Holy kek, thank you for confirming beyond a shadow of a doubt that /smg/ is being raided by israeli shill farms that astroturf /ptg/ on /pol/. Buy the oil dip.
>>61960125>won what for America, exactly?Russia and China got wrecked. Especially Russia is getting wiped off the map. Thos is good for USA.USA also get some favors from uae etc, they had to deal with Iran terrorist for decades now. If there's a recession bc of this it doesn't matter though, then Trump will get impeached.
Has oil ever moved so much in one day?I wonder how many people blew up. Probably some Japanese trading house did something very dumb.
cash patel is coked out atm
>>61960152good I WAS PROMISED A DEBTMAXXED NO MANPOWER MAXXED ISSUE CURRENCY MAXXED IRAN PLAYTHROUGH WITH AN ISRAELI VASSAL SWARM COUNTER!!!WHERE IS MY COMPUTER GAME LIKE HAPPENINGS YOU KIKES???
So what was even the point if Trump intends to declare victory now? The regime is still intact, and the proposed danger to America is hardly gone, rather even more inflamed.
>>61960163This wouldn't have happened had they given Trump the Peace Prize instead of that broad who literally fled her country and shit boss.
Iran PLEASE stop bombing, I need oil to stay low to close my puts on open
>>61960159babe told me
>there's still people on the fence about buying HGRAF
I'm so glad that they decided to stop randomly air striking nations under the fits of their tyrannical incompetent leadership and get back to fucking their population over. The Trump admin that is of course.
>>61960179Ehh I could buy it...maybe.....buuuut I made so much today I'll consider a daytrade on it
Her piercing gaze locked onto mine, a smoldering intensity that could ignite a boardroom. As the stunning CEO leaned closer, her tailored suit hugging every curve, confidence radiated like heat. Those deep, knowing eyes held mine captive, daring me to match her fire in a game where she’s always in control. That's when I knew I needed more. I needed more HGRAF.
>>61960172You’re too stupid to understand actual strategy.
So is stock market just people following trumps tweets? He says war is over and oil dumps to pre war prices and sp500 goes up.
>fuel crashes below 90 after reaching 110Hope you all didn't get scammed. Ships are already crossing hormuz because Iran can't actually hit anything
>>61960000>Believe it or not, "Hormuz Thunder" is what I call it when I get done fucking OP's (brown) mom in the ass and she has a ton of air pushed in there so she can't stop farting for at least an hour after we get done. t.JPow
>>61960185Right I forgot, when faced with conflicting information just call it 4D chess.
I don't even know what a groyper is supposed to be even though I see the term thrown around all the time
uh..trading and investing?
>>61960201i think it's a mexican white supremacist
>>61960201A groyper is a homoesexual brown holocaust denier
>>61960201Conservative transexuals. It's very odd
>>61960187Looks like this is enough proof. Might as well just tell us now that Aliens exist and cut the crap
>>61960186You're getting your shill scripts mixed up, Chaim. This is /stock market general/. What does your post have to do with business and finance? Buy the oil dip.
what is up with hgrafit only goes up?the only stock I've seen in my life that doesn't defy normal stock behaviorit seems suspicious honestly
>we're gonna take over the straitHow? Iran will just bomb the fuck out of your naval ships from the mountains
>>61960111Checked and kekd
>>61960187Dude you get nothing trying to convince people here about your believes.There was nothing going on for a whole week, of course price would correct for this.
>>61960201brown pedophiles who are accelerationiststheir leader can't even maintain a schedule and associates with active pedophiles(ALI ACKBAR) YET GROYPER FAGGOTS THINK THIS IS OKAYhttps://youtu.be/ktOMgVEh89E?si=3VYLfsMD1RLujVrNYOUR TRADCATH MOVEMENT, FAGSKILL ANY CHRISTIAN NOT OF ORTHODOX FAITH
>>61960021My stop loss order triggered last week. I am still feeling pretty goddam gunshy, so I will likely edge back in by small increments prior to earnings on the 18th.
>>61960204Holy kino. You can do something similar with oil.
>>61960187Iran has proven to have absolutly no way of cussing anything more than random damage, not even the direct attacking that they used to have. With no navy and no communications they can't actually close the strait, which ships are already crossing now
>>61960211I saw people on X calling Megyn Kelly "granny groyper". Are they calling her a granny tranny?
>>61960221>bombWith what?You lost libtard
>>61960218They own the patent for making graphene. No one else can make high-purity graphene at a low enough cost to be commercially viable. Their process is very high-margin and the machines they use to manufacture it break even after just 44 days of operation. All they need is more contracts more pumps. $100 eoy
>>61960218The CEO gives out a supplementary blowjob for everyone who invests in the company. Who knew that all it takes to pump a stock indefinitely is a bimbo slut CEO?
>>61960232Id fuck her
>>61960233>He doesnt knowTheres 40 years of warheads underground retard broYou lost to 15 year old stockpiles and drones
>>61960235Okay sure I'll gamble and set a profit take at $8
Lost everything on oil because the world elites sharted.What do I buy to get it back?
Is it time to short microstrategy?
>>61960243>source, IRGCIran couldn't do shit except for exactly one radar and 7 Soldiers. They have nothing
>>61960201religious mexicans
>>61960247OIL
>>61960243Lmao Lol
>>61960247HGRAF
>>61960252>religiousin what way
>>61960251LMAOHoly fucking copeIs that retard nigger is pulling his own Bush "Mission Accomplished"? Congrats, I hope the jews get fucking glasses
why is oil down when the war is still happening?
>>61960243damn we slurping raghead propaganda now
>>61960247KMB is down to pre pump levels and hasn't recovered yet. Think it's set to rip soon when the diaper market recovers.
>>61960232It's literally seething israelis. Buy the oil dip.
>>61960263Trump declared victory and Greeks are sailing through the Strait
Trump to speak at 5:30 (6:15)
>>61960263Buy the dip.
>Trump livehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UvV_LmvG-K0
trumps about to speak. they're playing god bless the USA, 99% he's announcing mission accomplished
>>61960270Trump said Iran can't do shit and that US will now be responsible for the strait. Ships are crossing now because Iran can't do shit and anyone who thinks they can do shit should just sudoku themselves now
>>61960272Yeah the war is over while fox news has sirens blaring in the background of its broadcastAmazing optics Mr. president, mission accomplished
Im watching the tape on a few tickers AH and they are being bought over bid.
>>61960275Sounds like he is saying this is going to keep going but short termI think market dumps as soon as he stops speaking
Trump's stand up needs some work
>>61960284>Two more weeks
>Sold USO and swap into puts, bought EWY and EWJ at openFeels good
HGRAF looks good but also it already pumped hard and the company seems kinda shady
>>61960000did I miss the generational bottom of 2026...?
STOP BABBLING AND TELL US THE NEWS YOU ORANGE NIGGER
>>61960295The bottom is in 2028.
>>61960296HES DOING HIS WAR TALK LATER TODAY, NOT AT THIS ONE
>>61960296This is the news.
>>61960293QRD on this company? I am very skeptical of some Canadian nobodies inventing a revolutionary form of graphene
>>61960295No looks like the recovery is a nothingburger and we should be selling the hype and buying the despair.
>>61960267where were you
>>61960295Bottom 2026 has been delayed.
>AAAAAAAH BUY THE OIL DIP IF I DENY REALITY LONG ENOUGH ITLL BE WHAT I WANT IT TO BEdid shitty nicky tell you retarded browns to read "The Secret" or something
>they would have had a nuclear weapon in two more weeks
When are they gonna run out of synonyms in the thesaurus for War
Can anybody give me a quick rundown on our Leader's speech? Thank you for your attention to this matter boss.
>>61960305secret mission ;)
>>61960000>61954782Was handing out free soul reads last night and you didn't listen.Short Trump the character.Long Donald John the man behind the mask. I will always bitch, but I never short Donald John.(Keep in mind, Donald John is the polar opposite in politics and temperament of Trump the television character.)Keep this in mind in future. Sorry you missed out today.Regrettable!
>>61960267-6% 5D, -1% 1M, +2% YTD
>>61960314just listen to it bro
>>61960309Tel Aviv status, Moshe? Long oil and natural gas.
>Iran claims it will use hypersonic missiles to destroy American boats>Can we see the hypersonic missiles?
>>61960321They used them already on the jews
>>61960302>zero revenue>$2B market cap>global market for graphene projected to be $5B in 2032 nice pump but yeah no thanks lol100% too late to jump into this
>>61960320I'm bagholding natural gas until January I'm pretty sure
>>61960314We have a great country, greatest military in the world, the war will be over soon, if you're wife doesn't cry you're a cuck
>bullish engulfing candle on MicronAlright so either this bullshit will go back to 425 where I neet it to be, or the market will -50% anyway and it won't matter.
by 46 ships he means tiny fishing boats right?
>>61960320https://youtu.be/LIDldd0U92s
>>61960319And turn off Jamiroquai? Just give me a QRD boss.
I was promised a generational crash of -50% across the board to slurp, but instead I sat in the cuck chair all day sitting on cash, fuck you guys
>>61960331>MUGODSFinally
>>61960324May I see the video?
>>61960321they're are about one hundred vids of them on ws gif and gif
What happened oilbros? I thought you was keepin it gangsta?
>>61960336He hasn't said anything interesting so far. Give the gookfus ass a pat for me.
>>61960335Moshe, what does this projection have to do with the stock market? Buy the oil dip.
>>61960337>he listened to the bears on /biz/they want a crash because they own nothing, have nothing, and will be nothing. you got caught up listening to financial nihilists.
>>61960332no, the iranian navy has no countermeasures against modern weapons. serving as an iranian sailor is effectively suicide
>>61960347fuck your bags nigger you hold them tight till the next war breaks out in 2032
>>61960332There have been transits but very few.Mostly Iranian ships - shadow fleet types. A few Chinese bulk carriers. A couple of Greek tankers.If you only count normal merchant ships (>25,000 DWT) of non-Iranian origin, I think there's been less than 10 outbound transits in the last week.
>>61960342>BY ALLAH, WE HAVE LAUNCHED 100s OF HYPERSONIC MISSILESCan you post a single video? (you can't)
>HES ON TV RIGHT NOWHES ON TV RIGHT NOW>HES ON TV RIGHT NOWHES ON TV RIGHT NOW>HES ON TV RIGHT NOWHES ON TV RIGHT NOW>HES ON TV RIGHT NOWHES ON TV RIGHT NOW>HES ON TV RIGHT NOWHES ON TV RIGHT NOW
so did war end or did trump bait us to pump stock lol
>>61960337The best way to figure these things out is by checking out if /pol/ is posting about itonce they start doomposting about the market you can expect it go up.
>>61960356He better say hi to his mom
>I'm being called a kike because I don't want higher prices and accelerationist retardismthanks, idioti hope more slime and kikes murder eachother
>>61960337Uh? I bought some stocks on discount in the meantime.
Straight of Homos status?
>>61960267Your damn diapers don't work, you fucking kimber. First, they were unable to contain the sheer volume of my geriatric grandfather's piss. Now they've completely failed to contain the diarrhea caused by his extra-strength laxatives. I hope your dumb stock plunges to hell.
>>61960013i love you and can't stand to see you like this. i know it took a long time for you to get here, and it's going to take some time to get better, but you have to try if you want to. you can use your words to heal and help just as much as you do to harm and provoke, and not only is it better for everyone, it feels better too. nobody wants to think that they have problems or need help, i get that too. but hypothetically, what if you did babe, and didn't realize it? or did but weren't strong enough to do anything about it? trust me and i'll help you so much darling.
Also, you're fucking retarded if you think he is ending the war when he speaks later today. Big Money is betting that we go boots on the ground.
>tweets war is done>goes on tv and says he won't stop until they're defeated
>>61960374Based we're launching nukes
>>61960366Wide, wide, open, reminiscent of the legs of a young OPs mom
>>61960366The last attack was on Friday. A tugboat that attempted to salvage a previously hit containership.All crew on the tugboat died.Transits are ticking up but it's still almost nothing compared to pre-war. I think this week will be the big test with more owners making a run for it as long as attacks are not happening.If an attack happens it's back to square one.
>>61960359>TRUMP ON IRAN: WE'VE WON IN MANY WAYS, BUT WE HAVEN'T WON ENOUGH
>>61960339no it was too fast
>>61960374it was the most classic bulltrap
>Latest developments on the illegal and unconstitutional US strikes against Iranlol. whoever makes these threads is a massive faggot
he also just admitted the stock market is manipulated
Trump said these things but stocks and oil no move
Imagine not having bought the oil dip before it squeezes.
>>61960374>air force destroyed>navy obliterated>stocks of fuel and weapons dwindlingbut the faggot mullahs still don't want to step down, even if it means iranians will suffer for the next 6 months as they are bombed into oblivion.
>>61960374Told ya. Everyone saying TACO is a retard. We’re actually heavily bombing Tehran while he speaks
>>61960388it was priced in during the pump
>LOLO TACO TRUMP KEKED ON THE WAR>"lmao we are not done yet but we BTFO them, also we can do whatever we want" >REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEThird worlders cope is amazing
>>61960385So what? Is that against the law?
>>61960390>dont buy dipi bought in niggers
bros...
>>61960400yes, but not for the rulers
>>61960402>BRAPCO Oil refineryNATGAS NOW
>>61960391They believe if they get bombed then they get their virgins boss.
>>61960337Staying invested is statistically always smarter than selling and trying to time itYou will NEVER time the bottom
>>61960338To be honest I'm kicking myself for not buying at 351 last night, but to be fair when that candle hit 119 on the Oil I was shitting myself. Hindsight is 20/20, especially when it looks like the market is about to have an apocalyptic meltdown.And if I'm being entirely frnak, I don't think simply releasing SOR oil is going to permanently solve the problem now that the oil infrastructure has been damanged.
>>61960406
>>61960414Yeah I'm still bearish short term
>>61960337Bobina NEVER cums
>>61960348>>61960337I'm not a bear I'm a doomer because I was down like 30% and expecting it to go down much more than that.
>>61960337Your fault for trusting the third worlders of /biz/ who still think investing in bitcoin now will get them rich
>>61960399Go home, Moshe. This situation is beyond your control. Long oil and natty gas.
Were israel and iran notified that the war is complete?
>>61960402This happened more than 12 hours ago, the refinery already declared FM.
>>61960402BRAPCO!!!
>everyone expects crash>market recovers>everyone thinks we’re so back>???
OIL SPIKED BACK UP
>>61960413Shh. We need more retards like him to sell on bottom.
>>61960399It’s not turdies ITT doing this. It’s the libtards and yuropoors
>>61960437Nigger it ain't even 90
>>61960426>I-IT'S BEYOND YOUR CONTROLI don't k ow, you promised WW3 it didn't happen, you promised everywhere would get flatted and it didn't happen, instead Iran got BTFO and now can't even defend itself from apocolypic black rain. Even ships are moving through the strait based all on a pinky promise from Trump, which shows how weak Iran is that they can't even threaten their own backyard long enpugh
>>61960432>in the depths of "it's so over", I find within me a relentless "we're so back".
>>61960426no one cares. so you even read your quran? didn't think so
Can we take a moment to think about how we just lived to see the most used and traded commodity in the world do a delta of 40% in the same day. And also lived to see it go negative in marc 2020.I think kids won't believe me when I'll tell the tale when I'm old and wise
>>61960437I was gonna say made me look but it actually did lol. Clown market
>>61960432could go either way but the markets just gonna kick and scream every point that it goes downfucking almost 40 vix less than 50% from athi think shit is so levered the market literally cant be allowed to go down or everything breaksour entire financial system requires the s&p to be 7000 or we get a financial crisis 2.0
What happened to unconditional surrender?
>>61960452less than 5% from ath*, god i wish it was 50
>>61960348Excellent wording. Same as the preppers who've been calling for the end of the world, they have nothing to lose and are actively wishing for the end.Prepping to some degree is smart ofc, but I mean the doomsday mentally-ill schizos.
>>61960447They will because information will spread even faster in their time
Data centers.... In space....is this legit or a grift?
>>61960452>our entire financial system requires the s&p to be 7000 or we get a financial crisis 2.0whats even the fucking point of all this thenI dont want to fuck with leverage I want to buy stocks and hold them. Seems like thats literally the worst thing you can do nowadays.
>>61960449Seriously, I know people cry about manipulation but this is very odd action. Even in these times
>>61960456Your late, war is ongoing as Trump said it's not stopping. TACO posting was just thirdies cope
>>61960439it quite literally is third worlders. china, iran, and 5th column third world cocksuckers they're so buck broken by THE USA mentally they attach themselves to any nonwhite brown with a grievance against the US. I really do think we need to exterminate most of asia and anyone nonwhite, they're too mentally retarded to live.
>>61960441>>61960443Missile interceptor status, Moshe? Long oil and natural gas.
>>61960447they'll be plugged into elon musks' neuroconsciousness and be experiencing it from a thousand different consciousnesses in real time before you even think about telling the story gramps
why does trump say we pay the least for medicine in the world when we dont?
>>61960467legit. it seems crazy but heat just radiates off of things out in space, as infrared light. does here too i guess but all the matter gets in the way and slows it down. in space heat dissipates extremely fast.
>>61960481why not? lying costs nothing
>>61960481because they will believe him anyway
>>61960482>in space heat dissipates extremely fast.Holy kek what a retard.
>>61960481Fentanyl is medicine okay?
>>61960471you still can, inflation is going to increase rapidly and stocks will go up (not in value) as a result
>>61960481He is right that Europe seriously rips off America on drugs.America funds ALL the R&D in medicine while european reap the benefits.I have been proposing similar for years on the tariffs bit.
I am so fucking confused bros. Is the Strait still closed? Or not? Is the US leaving? What the fuck happened today?
>>61960498yeah we get ripped offwere still getting ripped offwe havent stopped getting ripped off
>>61960447plenty of people get old without getting wise. worried about you.
>>61960500what happened today is volatilitythis situation isnt going away quickly or neatlydont get tripped up in the volatility
>>61960500The strait was always open, you just got fooled by sandbozos
>>61960482>in space heat dissipates extremely fast.Any heat source pretty much outpaces blackbody radiation unless you build massive arrays of heat transfer. Space being le absolute zero is a meme for midwits. In reality overheating is a far bigger issue than freezing.
>bro they were gonna attack us i swear on god bro
>>61960500Strait is open for the brave, always has beenIran will continue to be bombed, Israel will be bombed, US will withdraw in a week or 2.Markets will go lower this was a bounce.
Predict the announcement:1 taco/victory declaration2 crude cope3 ground troops4 monkey babble5 all of the above
>>61960482source???
>>619604825/10 good job giving retards a rope to hang themselves
>>61960501Well Europe will be Africa status in 50 years, so we win in the end.We'll inflate them out of the interest they live on, and then all they have is massive public utility companies, a circular nothing.
>>61960516hes talking right now, you missed it
>>61960500Strait is pseudo open as a few ships are moving to test Iran's resolve, so far no news on Iran being able to actually strike them. US not leaving it was thirdies coping about news of Trump/Putin talks. War is still ongoing and Iran still getting skullfucked
>>61960516I'm listening right now and it's literally 4 lol. Long oil and natural gas.
>>61960508Man, I just want a coherent narrative from anyone. >>61960509>>61960513Aids is still in the Strait then I take it.
>>61960500the straight is closed, the gay is open. and you lost money today
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>>61960528>please big brother just tell me what to believe and make my stonks go up pleeeaaase
Ayatollah Mojtaba Khamenei has been killed from an air strike while receiving care from today’s earlier attack.
sold my crcl to lock in profits and then it pumps another 15%.
>>61960516You already kissed it. Trump said Iran BTFO and war will continue. That was all. Big news is ships are crossing strait without impunity, and so far no new news on a ship being hit
>>61960528One thing you might benefit from is reading traditional print media
>>61960531Now compare the heat transfer rates between radiative and convective cooling.
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>>61960482where exactly does the heat go in space you fucking retard. The only way for heat to escape is via radiation which is way slower than through matter.
>>61960524>>61960527This migger is early for once in his lifeGoing all into BNO tomorrow then>>61960539>Big news is ships are crossing strait without impunityLOL LMAOlong oil NOW
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>>61960549i might only have an 8th grade education, but i am jewish and much smarter than you.
LOLOLOLOLOOOLOLOLOLBULLS RUG PULLEDWAR CONTINUES
FUCK OFF stupid pajeet scammer KYS
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>>61960552s-so the only way you can heat me up is if we touch?
>>61960552>>61960562wrong screenshot, that was my horoscope from this morning.apologize
>>61960551>>61960561>>61960566Fuck off, jeet. Not using that spam thread.
why arent mods range banning this dumb fucking pajeet? is it cause he bought a pass?
>>61960561>>61960566buy an ad
>>61960566WAY TOO EARLY, WTF OP
>>61960374I may not like the orange retard but by god he's able to manipulate the sheeple moving markets like the retarded sheep they are and he proves it again and again
>>61960584ITS A SCAM YOU STUPID FUCKING APE LOOK AT THE PIC STOP POSTING IN THAT JEETS THREAD
>>61960566Stop spamming you scam
>>61960569its not gay if its in outer space
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>>61960374somebody needed to cover their book BAD
>>61960597YA STILL EARLY AHMED
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>>61960604He is trying to shill his Telegram channel with that thread.Not a correct bake
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>>61960605faggot
REAL NEW THREAD >>61960616>>61960616>>61960616>>61960616
>>61960615dammit i said i was baking retard, whatever ill delete mine just dont use that faggot pajeets thread
/biz/ can't even bake lol >>>/bant/24104230
nice, you know asspain is reaching critical when thread splitting starts happening
>>61960640its not thread splitting you brain dead chimpanzee, look at the OP of that one faggot, its a fucking telegram scam
>>61960640We had multiple thread splits over the WEEKENDBut it was mostly because of the dumbass shilling his whatever
>>61960348Top kek . >>61960482>space data centersYou are a retard . Difficult to radiate heat in space , cosmic rays are like shaheed drones for chips , and try sending a technician up there to reboot a server . Lastly it takes 3000 per kg to send something into space . This is one of the stupidest ideas floating out there and is a litmus test for someone being a retard and not knowing anything about how the world works around us .
>>61960682ok, but why are you warning me? write jensen huang about this and get them to stop if you feel so strongly about it.
>>61960682Things don't need to be as heavy when they're in space so it'll cost less than you think
>>61960699They will magically make ai chips lighter ? How about the massive radiation heat sinks that will cost a tonne . You are a retard and don’t know the basics of how things work>>61960692You are the tard shilling it here . If huang came here and shilled it I would tell him the same thing .
>>61960718>How about the massive radiation heat sinks that will cost a tonneOh no anon since the heat will dissipate better in space the fin stack design can be simpler and thinner so they don't need to be as dense and that will save money too
>>61960447I don't even believe you now, unc
>>61960718you're just doing petty gainsay. you don't know a thing yourself.
Selling crcl was the wrong decision but I don't want to fuck myself if it goes down by buying high, even if it runs to 150 bucks from here.