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hormuz thunder edition

>Latest developments on the illegal and unconstitutional US strikes against Iran
https://iran.liveuamap.com/
https://x.com/sentdefender

>Some helpful links to numb the pain
https://findahelpline.com/
https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/
https://www.whitehouse.gov/refunds
https://jlingz.com/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners: so you feel like in the movies
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform you
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

previously on /smg/
>>61958741
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>>61960000
checked
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when speech
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Czech'd
Yeah I'm thinking SOXS at open tomorrow
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Can't wait for a tanker to be hit tonight and seeing the reaction tomorrow
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Any good strait closing vidya?
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Oh shit, I think we might have made a grave mistake. They got flying carpets boss.
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Panicans, libtards, and yurocucks LOST

MAGA WON
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MUbros how are we doing? I had no cash for the 365 dip :(
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Bears ALWAYS lose lmao
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Asia panicansisters!!! Not like this!!!!
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any of you other chuds have calls that you sold right before that TACO rip?
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>>61960000
Investment strategy reminder:
Nothing ever happens
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>Iran seething
>Americans seething
>Russia seething
>Israel dancing
Is this another MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!?
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All of the panican faggotry of "oil going to $150 muhhh $7 gas prices by june" is silent now. Did you actually think the US would make any tangible sacrifices for this war? Glad he's TACOing.
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>>61960020
>TACO
>WE WON!
kek
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OP doesn't have any stocks, or anything interesting to say about business or finance. He's just a stupid Europoor, a brown Spaniard at that, and will never amount to anything. Hence, he's anti-America and quite sad since Iran is losing this war at a spectacular pace.
Oil is at 88 dollars a barrel right now, lol, lmao AHMED.
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oil is gonna be back over $105 tomorrow
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QRD on why it recovered it today?
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>>61960023
Why does corea like circuit breakers so much?
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>>61960037
Oilbulls getting WAY too cocky now
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>>61960000
>quad 0s
THE MARKET IS GOING TO 0 AHHHHHHHHHHHH SELL EVERYYTTHHINNNGGGG
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I don't even know what happened

We came in and bombed everything. Got bombed back. Now we packed up all our base personnel and are leaving the region and saying okay play nice or else.

I am only mad I chickened out and made 12%..had I held I would of made 400%

I guess in hindsight, a win is a win and I shouldn't look back at those sorts of things
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>inb4 Trumps announcement today is that we have finished the ball room and 0 updates on anything related to the special combat operation in Iran.
#Boss
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>US up
>Asia down
>Euro down
HAHAHAHA thank you President Trump. Plan trvsters win yet again. Lefty Euros will cope and seethe for the next 1000 years if they even last that long.
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>>61960014
https://x.com/zerohedge/status/2031039943678505332
the strait was never closed babe, the ships just activate stealth
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oil is so kind that he lets his friends buy the bottom
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>>61960039
America surrendered, the war is over.
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>>61960042
He is probably right. Imagine if Truman said "oh I won..I'm going home" in 1944. You think Iran is gonna just say "ok..it's done"

Sirens in tel aviv btw
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>>61960046
Asia and Euro aren't open right now. They'll just pump back tomorrow
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>BREAKING: Israeli military says new wave of missiles have been launched from Iran
What a great way to celebrate the end of the war
https://x.com/spectatorindex/status/2031092991168037168
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you ready for another -1% gap down tomorrow?
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>>61960036
False
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>>61960046
Who even invests in the yuropoor stock market? Ya gotta be some kind of queer
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>>61960058
:D How sweet
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Bought a shit load of ORCL today in the long term port.
I think Larry wins in the end.
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Did you fall for it?
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Quad thread
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>>61960020
>>61960031
>>61960032
>>61960036
>1PBTID israeli shill farm workers from /ptg/ doing damage control
Buy the oil dip. Iran *WILL* squeeze the Treasury department's oil futures shorts with more strikes on energy infrastructure.
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Wait wait wait. Those dirt cheap puts I bought this morning might actually print? Turns out I was based for making that suggestion. Maybe some of you even listened.
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>>61960060
tomorrow is gonna give back the entire bounce from last nights low, enjoy -3% and lmao at mumu getting roped in dumps bulltrap
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>>61960063
Post your portfolio, or even your hands. You don't have a portfolio and your hands are brown. Lmao anon, lmao.
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>>61960071
90% of /smg/ are Panicans and not PLAN TRUSTERS
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>>61960071
It dropped below 86 for barely 5 mins
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>>61960039
Trump TACO'd and will try and claim a win

>Didn't get total surrender
>Irans population now galvanised against Israel/US when it was fractured before
>Didn't get regime change
>Son of former leader who seen a lot of his family perish now running the country, who will be more riled than the last one

If it's over (for now), we'll be back again in 6 months
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>>61960079
>Post your portfolio, or even your hands. You don't have a portfolio and your hands are brown. Lmao anon, lmao.
Buy the oil dip.
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VIX has double bottomed you better get ready for the some fucking volatility smiggers.
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>>61960060
no i am very ready for a 1% gap up thoughitbe
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>Trump at exactly 4:35 PM EST in front of the cameras
>"Nukes drop in five."
>*walks away*
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>>61960075
>Oil drops 30% in one day
I'm not buying an asset that is going back to 60 dollars a barrel by Friday.
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>>61960060
The war is OVER CHUD. Why? Because SAY ITS OVER. I bombed the shit out of you now I'm going home
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>>61960000
checked
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>>61960089
bretty sure bibi is whiter than this
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>>61960083
taco is actually bearish when it comes to this. its just gonna show markets he really fucked up and now theres economic consequences
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maga!
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>>61960083
>muh taco
You are such a fag lmao
Trump WON
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>>61960023
Let’s go South Korea !! I’m already holding leaps otherwise I would have bought some Koru
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>>61960071
No I'm not a fool, I even warned you guys only 2 tankers got hit in a whole week.
The signs were everywhere it would drop today.
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>>61960013
why babe? sailors will die, it will mean more conflict waste. get your head right.
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>>61960089
>oil dip
you guys are pretty dumb, and you're going to be holding those oil longs you bought on Friday at 95 a barrel for a very, very long time. Should have sold at open this morning, but you'd need an IQ above room temperature to do that.
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>>61960027
No, I stubbornly held on and it worked out for once. I'm a really good trader.
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>>61960000
>illegal
It isn't though. Iran declared war on the US in 1979 and successfully conducted an attack on US soil, and that declaration of war has never been rescinded.
>unconstitutional
The use of the Navy to conduct kinetic foreign policy is completely constitutional - The first two wars the United States ever fought were the first and second Barbary Warsv(1801-1816), and in neither of those did Congress declare war. The people in congress included some of the very people that had written the US Constitution, so you'd think they'd have a quite good idea as to what was constitutional or not. The first declaration of war by Congress was in the war of 1812, and that was done in order to get the US Army involved.
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>>61960056
>cope
Lmao
>>61960064
Fags and Jews and faggy jews
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>>61960058
That's not a real source babe, you're being hysterical
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>>61960032
Oil will be 55$ this summer. They hate Iran, and all these oil sheiks are going to pump out as a thank you. I'm looking forward to buy oil companies during the big sell off when war baggers figure this out.
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>>61960117
You talk like a fag.
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>>61960114
>95 a barrel for a very, very long time
how long?
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>>61960102
yeah oil still up 30% from late Feb

>>61960105
>Trump won
won what for America, exactly?
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>>61960121
that's all she's been for months now
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Jerome is just shorting oil futures now instead of printing
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So it was all for nothing how gay
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>didnt get to buy the dip
:/
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>>61960071
WE ARE SO FUCKING BAAAAACK IM SO BVULLISH RIGHT NOW. S&P500 $9000 EOY
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>>61960127
i would be too if your nasty crackhead tranny fucked ass was stalking me
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>>61960083
the son just got blown to bits by an israeli strike
you groypers aren't very smart are you
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>>61960117
Anon, he's a brown thirdie propagandist. Facts and Truth mean nothing to him. He would be posting these lies in /pol/ but would get dog-piled into oblivion.
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>>61960131
All wars are for nothing but Jewish banker profits

Don't engage in their wars and frag your drafting officer if they ever try it.
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Iran timed their missile launch to hit right when the TACO news conference starts lmfao.
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Who could have seen it coming that nothing would happen. I really thought that THIS TIME something would for sure happen. It just seemed different than all those other times.
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>>61960124
See you next war
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>>61960079
You first
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Iran is currently bombing Israel again
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>British broadcasting news
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>>61960152
SOURCE????
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>>61960139
>MUH GROYPERS ;_;
Holy kek, thank you for confirming beyond a shadow of a doubt that /smg/ is being raided by israeli shill farms that astroturf /ptg/ on /pol/. Buy the oil dip.
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>>61960125
>won what for America, exactly?
Russia and China got wrecked. Especially Russia is getting wiped off the map. Thos is good for USA.

USA also get some favors from uae etc, they had to deal with Iran terrorist for decades now.

If there's a recession bc of this it doesn't matter though, then Trump will get impeached.
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Has oil ever moved so much in one day?

I wonder how many people blew up. Probably some Japanese trading house did something very dumb.
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cash patel is coked out atm
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>>61960152
good I WAS PROMISED A DEBTMAXXED NO MANPOWER MAXXED ISSUE CURRENCY MAXXED IRAN PLAYTHROUGH WITH AN ISRAELI VASSAL SWARM COUNTER!!!

WHERE IS MY COMPUTER GAME LIKE HAPPENINGS YOU KIKES???
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So what was even the point if Trump intends to declare victory now? The regime is still intact, and the proposed danger to America is hardly gone, rather even more inflamed.
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>>61960163
This wouldn't have happened had they given Trump the Peace Prize instead of that broad who literally fled her country and shit boss.
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Iran PLEASE stop bombing, I need oil to stay low to close my puts on open
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>>61960159
babe told me
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>there's still people on the fence about buying HGRAF
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I'm so glad that they decided to stop randomly air striking nations under the fits of their tyrannical incompetent leadership and get back to fucking their population over. The Trump admin that is of course.
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>>61960179
Ehh I could buy it...maybe.....buuuut I made so much today I'll consider a daytrade on it
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Her piercing gaze locked onto mine, a smoldering intensity that could ignite a boardroom. As the stunning CEO leaned closer, her tailored suit hugging every curve, confidence radiated like heat. Those deep, knowing eyes held mine captive, daring me to match her fire in a game where she’s always in control. That's when I knew I needed more. I needed more HGRAF.
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>>61960172
You’re too stupid to understand actual strategy.
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So is stock market just people following trumps tweets? He says war is over and oil dumps to pre war prices and sp500 goes up.
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>fuel crashes below 90 after reaching 110
Hope you all didn't get scammed. Ships are already crossing hormuz because Iran can't actually hit anything
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>>61960000
>Believe it or not, "Hormuz Thunder" is what I call it when I get done fucking OP's (brown) mom in the ass and she has a ton of air pushed in there so she can't stop farting for at least an hour after we get done.
t.JPow
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>>61960185
Right I forgot, when faced with conflicting information just call it 4D chess.
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I don't even know what a groyper is supposed to be even though I see the term thrown around all the time
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uh..trading and investing?
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>>61960201
i think it's a mexican white supremacist
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>>61960201
A groyper is a homoesexual brown holocaust denier
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>>61960201
Conservative transexuals. It's very odd
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>>61960187
Looks like this is enough proof. Might as well just tell us now that Aliens exist and cut the crap
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>>61960186
You're getting your shill scripts mixed up, Chaim. This is /stock market general/. What does your post have to do with business and finance? Buy the oil dip.
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what is up with hgraf
it only goes up?
the only stock I've seen in my life that doesn't defy normal stock behavior
it seems suspicious honestly
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>we're gonna take over the strait

How? Iran will just bomb the fuck out of your naval ships from the mountains
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>>61960111
Checked and kekd
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>>61960187
Dude you get nothing trying to convince people here about your believes.

There was nothing going on for a whole week, of course price would correct for this.
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>>61960201
brown pedophiles who are accelerationists
their leader can't even maintain a schedule and associates with active pedophiles
(ALI ACKBAR)
YET GROYPER FAGGOTS THINK THIS IS OKAY
https://youtu.be/ktOMgVEh89E?si=3VYLfsMD1RLujVrN

YOUR TRADCATH MOVEMENT, FAGS
KILL ANY CHRISTIAN NOT OF ORTHODOX FAITH
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>>61960021
My stop loss order triggered last week. I am still feeling pretty goddam gunshy, so I will likely edge back in by small increments prior to earnings on the 18th.
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>>61960204
Holy kino. You can do something similar with oil.
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>>61960187
Iran has proven to have absolutly no way of cussing anything more than random damage, not even the direct attacking that they used to have. With no navy and no communications they can't actually close the strait, which ships are already crossing now
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>>61960211
I saw people on X calling Megyn Kelly "granny groyper". Are they calling her a granny tranny?
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>>61960221
>bomb
With what?
You lost libtard
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>>61960218
They own the patent for making graphene. No one else can make high-purity graphene at a low enough cost to be commercially viable. Their process is very high-margin and the machines they use to manufacture it break even after just 44 days of operation. All they need is more contracts more pumps. $100 eoy
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>>61960218
The CEO gives out a supplementary blowjob for everyone who invests in the company. Who knew that all it takes to pump a stock indefinitely is a bimbo slut CEO?
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>>61960232
Id fuck her
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>>61960233
>He doesnt know
Theres 40 years of warheads underground retard bro
You lost to 15 year old stockpiles and drones
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>>61960235
Okay sure I'll gamble and set a profit take at $8
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Lost everything on oil because the world elites sharted.
What do I buy to get it back?
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Is it time to short microstrategy?
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>>61960243
>source, IRGC
Iran couldn't do shit except for exactly one radar and 7 Soldiers. They have nothing
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>>61960201
religious mexicans
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>>61960247
OIL
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>>61960243
Lmao
Lol
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>>61960247
HGRAF
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>>61960252
>religious

in what way
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>>61960251
LMAO
Holy fucking cope
Is that retard nigger is pulling his own Bush "Mission Accomplished"?

Congrats, I hope the jews get fucking glasses
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why is oil down when the war is still happening?
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>>61960243
damn we slurping raghead propaganda now
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>>61960247
KMB is down to pre pump levels and hasn't recovered yet. Think it's set to rip soon when the diaper market recovers.
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>>61960232
It's literally seething israelis. Buy the oil dip.
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>>61960263
Trump declared victory and Greeks are sailing through the Strait
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Trump to speak at 5:30 (6:15)
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>>61960263
Buy the dip.
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>Trump live
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UvV_LmvG-K0
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trumps about to speak. they're playing god bless the USA, 99% he's announcing mission accomplished
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>>61960270
Trump said Iran can't do shit and that US will now be responsible for the strait. Ships are crossing now because Iran can't do shit and anyone who thinks they can do shit should just sudoku themselves now
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>>61960272
Yeah the war is over while fox news has sirens blaring in the background of its broadcast

Amazing optics Mr. president, mission accomplished
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Im watching the tape on a few tickers AH and they are being bought over bid.
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>>61960275
Sounds like he is saying this is going to keep going but short term

I think market dumps as soon as he stops speaking
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Trump's stand up needs some work
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>>61960284
>Two more weeks
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>Sold USO and swap into puts, bought EWY and EWJ at open
Feels good
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HGRAF looks good but also it already pumped hard and the company seems kinda shady
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>>61960000
did I miss the generational bottom of 2026...?
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STOP BABBLING AND TELL US THE NEWS YOU ORANGE NIGGER
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>>61960295
The bottom is in 2028.
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>>61960296
HES DOING HIS WAR TALK LATER TODAY, NOT AT THIS ONE
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>>61960296
This is the news.
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>>61960293
QRD on this company? I am very skeptical of some Canadian nobodies inventing a revolutionary form of graphene
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>>61960295
No looks like the recovery is a nothingburger and we should be selling the hype and buying the despair.
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>>61960267
where were you
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>>61960295
Bottom 2026 has been delayed.
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>AAAAAAAH BUY THE OIL DIP IF I DENY REALITY LONG ENOUGH ITLL BE WHAT I WANT IT TO BE

did shitty nicky tell you retarded browns to read "The Secret" or something
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>they would have had a nuclear weapon in two more weeks
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When are they gonna run out of synonyms in the thesaurus for War
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Can anybody give me a quick rundown on our Leader's speech? Thank you for your attention to this matter boss.
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>>61960305
secret mission ;)
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>>61960000

>61954782
Was handing out free soul reads last night and you didn't listen.

Short Trump the character.

Long Donald John the man behind the mask. I will always bitch, but I never short Donald John.
(Keep in mind, Donald John is the polar opposite in politics and temperament of Trump the television character.)

Keep this in mind in future. Sorry you missed out today.

Regrettable!
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>>61960267
-6% 5D, -1% 1M, +2% YTD
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>>61960314
just listen to it bro
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>>61960309
Tel Aviv status, Moshe? Long oil and natural gas.
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>Iran claims it will use hypersonic missiles to destroy American boats
>Can we see the hypersonic missiles?
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>>61960321
They used them already on the jews
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>>61960302
>zero revenue
>$2B market cap
>global market for graphene projected to be $5B in 2032

nice pump but yeah no thanks lol
100% too late to jump into this
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>>61960320
I'm bagholding natural gas until January I'm pretty sure
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>>61960314
We have a great country, greatest military in the world, the war will be over soon, if you're wife doesn't cry you're a cuck
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>bullish engulfing candle on Micron
Alright so either this bullshit will go back to 425 where I neet it to be, or the market will -50% anyway and it won't matter.
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by 46 ships he means tiny fishing boats right?
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>>61960320
https://youtu.be/LIDldd0U92s
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>>61960319
And turn off Jamiroquai? Just give me a QRD boss.
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I was promised a generational crash of -50% across the board to slurp, but instead I sat in the cuck chair all day sitting on cash, fuck you guys
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>>61960331
>MUGODS
Finally
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>>61960324
May I see the video?
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>>61960321
they're are about one hundred vids of them on ws gif and gif
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What happened oilbros? I thought you was keepin it gangsta?
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>>61960336
He hasn't said anything interesting so far. Give the gookfus ass a pat for me.
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>>61960335
Moshe, what does this projection have to do with the stock market? Buy the oil dip.
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>>61960337
>he listened to the bears on /biz/
they want a crash because they own nothing, have nothing, and will be nothing. you got caught up listening to financial nihilists.
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>>61960332
no, the iranian navy has no countermeasures against modern weapons. serving as an iranian sailor is effectively suicide
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>>61960347
fuck your bags nigger you hold them tight till the next war breaks out in 2032
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>>61960332
There have been transits but very few.
Mostly Iranian ships - shadow fleet types. A few Chinese bulk carriers. A couple of Greek tankers.
If you only count normal merchant ships (>25,000 DWT) of non-Iranian origin, I think there's been less than 10 outbound transits in the last week.
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>>61960342
>BY ALLAH, WE HAVE LAUNCHED 100s OF HYPERSONIC MISSILES
Can you post a single video? (you can't)
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>HES ON TV RIGHT NOW
HES ON TV RIGHT NOW
>HES ON TV RIGHT NOW
HES ON TV RIGHT NOW
>HES ON TV RIGHT NOW
HES ON TV RIGHT NOW
>HES ON TV RIGHT NOW
HES ON TV RIGHT NOW
>HES ON TV RIGHT NOW
HES ON TV RIGHT NOW
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so did war end or did trump bait us to pump stock lol
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>>61960337
The best way to figure these things out is by checking out if /pol/ is posting about it
once they start doomposting about the market you can expect it go up.
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>>61960356
He better say hi to his mom
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>I'm being called a kike because I don't want higher prices and accelerationist retardism

thanks, idiot
i hope more slime and kikes murder eachother
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>>61960337
Uh? I bought some stocks on discount in the meantime.
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Straight of Homos status?
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>>61960267
Your damn diapers don't work, you fucking kimber. First, they were unable to contain the sheer volume of my geriatric grandfather's piss. Now they've completely failed to contain the diarrhea caused by his extra-strength laxatives. I hope your dumb stock plunges to hell.
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>>61960013
i love you and can't stand to see you like this. i know it took a long time for you to get here, and it's going to take some time to get better, but you have to try if you want to. you can use your words to heal and help just as much as you do to harm and provoke, and not only is it better for everyone, it feels better too. nobody wants to think that they have problems or need help, i get that too. but hypothetically, what if you did babe, and didn't realize it? or did but weren't strong enough to do anything about it? trust me and i'll help you so much darling.
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Also, you're fucking retarded if you think he is ending the war when he speaks later today. Big Money is betting that we go boots on the ground.
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>tweets war is done
>goes on tv and says he won't stop until they're defeated
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>>61960374
Based we're launching nukes
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>>61960366
Wide, wide, open, reminiscent of the legs of a young OPs mom
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>>61960366
The last attack was on Friday. A tugboat that attempted to salvage a previously hit containership.
All crew on the tugboat died.

Transits are ticking up but it's still almost nothing compared to pre-war. I think this week will be the big test with more owners making a run for it as long as attacks are not happening.
If an attack happens it's back to square one.
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>>61960359
>TRUMP ON IRAN: WE'VE WON IN MANY WAYS, BUT WE HAVEN'T WON ENOUGH
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>>61960339
no it was too fast
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>>61960374
it was the most classic bulltrap
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>Latest developments on the illegal and unconstitutional US strikes against Iran

lol. whoever makes these threads is a massive faggot
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he also just admitted the stock market is manipulated
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Trump said these things but stocks and oil no move
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Imagine not having bought the oil dip before it squeezes.
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>>61960374
>air force destroyed
>navy obliterated
>stocks of fuel and weapons dwindling
but the faggot mullahs still don't want to step down, even if it means iranians will suffer for the next 6 months as they are bombed into oblivion.
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>>61960374
Told ya. Everyone saying TACO is a retard.
We’re actually heavily bombing Tehran while he speaks
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>>61960388
it was priced in during the pump
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>LOLO TACO TRUMP KEKED ON THE WAR
>"lmao we are not done yet but we BTFO them, also we can do whatever we want"
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Third worlders cope is amazing
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>>61960385
So what? Is that against the law?
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>>61960390
>dont buy dip

i bought in niggers
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>>61960400
yes, but not for the rulers
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>>61960402
>BRAPCO Oil refinery
NATGAS NOW
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>>61960391
They believe if they get bombed then they get their virgins boss.
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>>61960337
Staying invested is statistically always smarter than selling and trying to time it
You will NEVER time the bottom
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>>61960338
To be honest I'm kicking myself for not buying at 351 last night, but to be fair when that candle hit 119 on the Oil I was shitting myself. Hindsight is 20/20, especially when it looks like the market is about to have an apocalyptic meltdown.

And if I'm being entirely frnak, I don't think simply releasing SOR oil is going to permanently solve the problem now that the oil infrastructure has been damanged.
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>>61960414
Yeah I'm still bearish short term
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>>61960337
Bobina NEVER cums
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>>61960348
>>61960337
I'm not a bear I'm a doomer because I was down like 30% and expecting it to go down much more than that.
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>>61960337
Your fault for trusting the third worlders of /biz/ who still think investing in bitcoin now will get them rich
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>>61960399
Go home, Moshe. This situation is beyond your control. Long oil and natty gas.
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Were israel and iran notified that the war is complete?
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>>61960402
This happened more than 12 hours ago, the refinery already declared FM.
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>>61960402
BRAPCO!!!
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>everyone expects crash
>market recovers
>everyone thinks we’re so back
>???
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>>61960413
Shh. We need more retards like him to sell on bottom.
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>>61960399
It’s not turdies ITT doing this. It’s the libtards and yuropoors
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>>61960437
Nigger it ain't even 90
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>>61960426
>I-IT'S BEYOND YOUR CONTROL
I don't k ow, you promised WW3 it didn't happen, you promised everywhere would get flatted and it didn't happen, instead Iran got BTFO and now can't even defend itself from apocolypic black rain. Even ships are moving through the strait based all on a pinky promise from Trump, which shows how weak Iran is that they can't even threaten their own backyard long enpugh
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>>61960432
>in the depths of "it's so over", I find within me a relentless "we're so back".
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>>61960426
no one cares. so you even read your quran? didn't think so
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Can we take a moment to think about how we just lived to see the most used and traded commodity in the world do a delta of 40% in the same day. And also lived to see it go negative in marc 2020.

I think kids won't believe me when I'll tell the tale when I'm old and wise
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>>61960437
I was gonna say made me look but it actually did lol. Clown market
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>>61960432
could go either way but the markets just gonna kick and scream every point that it goes down
fucking almost 40 vix less than 50% from ath
i think shit is so levered the market literally cant be allowed to go down or everything breaks
our entire financial system requires the s&p to be 7000 or we get a financial crisis 2.0
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What happened to unconditional surrender?
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>>61960452
less than 5% from ath*, god i wish it was 50
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>>61960348
Excellent wording. Same as the preppers who've been calling for the end of the world, they have nothing to lose and are actively wishing for the end.
Prepping to some degree is smart ofc, but I mean the doomsday mentally-ill schizos.
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>>61960447
They will because information will spread even faster in their time
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Data centers.... In space....

is this legit or a grift?
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>>61960452
>our entire financial system requires the s&p to be 7000 or we get a financial crisis 2.0
whats even the fucking point of all this then
I dont want to fuck with leverage I want to buy stocks and hold them. Seems like thats literally the worst thing you can do nowadays.
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>>61960449
Seriously, I know people cry about manipulation but this is very odd action. Even in these times
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>>61960456
Your late, war is ongoing as Trump said it's not stopping. TACO posting was just thirdies cope
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>>61960439
it quite literally is third worlders. china, iran, and 5th column third world cocksuckers

they're so buck broken by THE USA mentally they attach themselves to any nonwhite brown with a grievance against the US. I really do think we need to exterminate most of asia and anyone nonwhite, they're too mentally retarded to live.
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>>61960443
Missile interceptor status, Moshe? Long oil and natural gas.
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>>61960447
they'll be plugged into elon musks' neuroconsciousness and be experiencing it from a thousand different consciousnesses in real time before you even think about telling the story gramps
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why does trump say we pay the least for medicine in the world when we dont?
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>>61960467
legit. it seems crazy but heat just radiates off of things out in space, as infrared light. does here too i guess but all the matter gets in the way and slows it down. in space heat dissipates extremely fast.
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>>61960481
why not? lying costs nothing
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>>61960481
because they will believe him anyway
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>>61960482
>in space heat dissipates extremely fast.
Holy kek what a retard.
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>>61960481
Fentanyl is medicine okay?
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>>61960471
you still can, inflation is going to increase rapidly and stocks will go up (not in value) as a result
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>>61960481
He is right that Europe seriously rips off America on drugs.

America funds ALL the R&D in medicine while european reap the benefits.

I have been proposing similar for years on the tariffs bit.
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I am so fucking confused bros. Is the Strait still closed? Or not? Is the US leaving? What the fuck happened today?
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>>61960498
yeah we get ripped off
were still getting ripped off
we havent stopped getting ripped off
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>>61960447
plenty of people get old without getting wise. worried about you.
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>>61960500
what happened today is volatility
this situation isnt going away quickly or neatly
dont get tripped up in the volatility
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>>61960500
The strait was always open, you just got fooled by sandbozos
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>>61960482
>in space heat dissipates extremely fast.
Any heat source pretty much outpaces blackbody radiation unless you build massive arrays of heat transfer. Space being le absolute zero is a meme for midwits. In reality overheating is a far bigger issue than freezing.
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>bro they were gonna attack us i swear on god bro
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>>61960500
Strait is open for the brave, always has been

Iran will continue to be bombed, Israel will be bombed, US will withdraw in a week or 2.

Markets will go lower this was a bounce.
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Predict the announcement:
1 taco/victory declaration
2 crude cope
3 ground troops
4 monkey babble
5 all of the above
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>>61960482
source???
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>>61960482
5/10 good job giving retards a rope to hang themselves
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>>61960501
Well Europe will be Africa status in 50 years, so we win in the end.

We'll inflate them out of the interest they live on, and then all they have is massive public utility companies, a circular nothing.
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>>61960516
hes talking right now, you missed it
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>>61960500
Strait is pseudo open as a few ships are moving to test Iran's resolve, so far no news on Iran being able to actually strike them. US not leaving it was thirdies coping about news of Trump/Putin talks. War is still ongoing and Iran still getting skullfucked
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>>61960516
I'm listening right now and it's literally 4 lol. Long oil and natural gas.
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>>61960508
Man, I just want a coherent narrative from anyone.
>>61960509
>>61960513
Aids is still in the Strait then I take it.
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>>61960500
the straight is closed, the gay is open. and you lost money today
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>>61960520
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>>61960528
>please big brother just tell me what to believe and make my stonks go up pleeeaaase
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Ayatollah Mojtaba Khamenei has been killed from an air strike while receiving care from today’s earlier attack.
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sold my crcl to lock in profits and then it pumps another 15%.
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>>61960516
You already kissed it. Trump said Iran BTFO and war will continue. That was all. Big news is ships are crossing strait without impunity, and so far no new news on a ship being hit
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>>61960528
One thing you might benefit from is reading traditional print media
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>>61960531
Now compare the heat transfer rates between radiative and convective cooling.
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>>61960550
>>61960550
>>61960550
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>>61960482
where exactly does the heat go in space you fucking retard. The only way for heat to escape is via radiation which is way slower than through matter.
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>>61960524
>>61960527
This migger is early for once in his life
Going all into BNO tomorrow then
>>61960539
>Big news is ships are crossing strait without impunity
LOL
LMAO
long oil NOW
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>>61960550
>>61960550
>>61960550
>>61960550
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>>61960549
i might only have an 8th grade education, but i am jewish and much smarter than you.
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LOLOLOLOLOOOLOLOLOL

BULLS RUG PULLED

WAR CONTINUES
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FUCK OFF stupid pajeet scammer KYS
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>>61960550
>>61960550
>>61960550
>>61960550
>>61960550
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>>61960552
s-so the only way you can heat me up is if we touch?
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>>61960562
wrong screenshot, that was my horoscope from this morning.

apologize
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>>61960551
>>61960561
>>61960566
Fuck off, jeet. Not using that spam thread.
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why arent mods range banning this dumb fucking pajeet? is it cause he bought a pass?
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>>61960566
buy an ad
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>>61960566
WAY TOO EARLY, WTF OP
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>>61960374
I may not like the orange retard but by god he's able to manipulate the sheeple moving markets like the retarded sheep they are and he proves it again and again
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>>61960584
ITS A SCAM YOU STUPID FUCKING APE LOOK AT THE PIC STOP POSTING IN THAT JEETS THREAD
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>>61960566
Stop spamming you scam
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>>61960569
its not gay if its in outer space
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>>61960550
>>61960550
>>61960550
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>>61960374
somebody needed to cover their book BAD
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>>61960597
YA STILL EARLY AHMED
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>>61960550
>>61960550
>>61960550
>>61960550
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>>61960604
He is trying to shill his Telegram channel with that thread.
Not a correct bake
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Real Thread
>>61960612
>>61960612
>>61960612
>>61960612
>>61960612
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>>61960605
faggot
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REAL NEW THREAD

>>61960616
>>61960616
>>61960616
>>61960616
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>>61960615
dammit i said i was baking retard, whatever ill delete mine just dont use that faggot pajeets thread
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/biz/ can't even bake lol >>>/bant/24104230
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nice, you know asspain is reaching critical when thread splitting starts happening
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>>61960640
its not thread splitting you brain dead chimpanzee, look at the OP of that one faggot, its a fucking telegram scam
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>>61960640
We had multiple thread splits over the WEEKEND
But it was mostly because of the dumbass shilling his whatever
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>>61960348
Top kek .
>>61960482
>space data centers
You are a retard . Difficult to radiate heat in space , cosmic rays are like shaheed drones for chips , and try sending a technician up there to reboot a server .
Lastly it takes 3000 per kg to send something into space .
This is one of the stupidest ideas floating out there and is a litmus test for someone being a retard and not knowing anything about how the world works around us .
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>>61960682
ok, but why are you warning me? write jensen huang about this and get them to stop if you feel so strongly about it.
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>>61960682
Things don't need to be as heavy when they're in space so it'll cost less than you think
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>>61960699
They will magically make ai chips lighter ? How about the massive radiation heat sinks that will cost a tonne . You are a retard and don’t know the basics of how things work
>>61960692
You are the tard shilling it here . If huang came here and shilled it I would tell him the same thing .
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>>61960718
>How about the massive radiation heat sinks that will cost a tonne
Oh no anon since the heat will dissipate better in space the fin stack design can be simpler and thinner so they don't need to be as dense and that will save money too
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>>61960447
I don't even believe you now, unc
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>>61960718
you're just doing petty gainsay. you don't know a thing yourself.
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Selling crcl was the wrong decision but I don't want to fuck myself if it goes down by buying high, even if it runs to 150 bucks from here.



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