slurper edition>Please leave your political posts at the door unless they involve Business or Finance.>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesPrevious:>>61962183
>>61963212This is PRGO bottom zone. Prove me wrong
> futures
First for best Korea !
>>61963223Haha, is this kid wearing his dad's suit? That's cute.
Gold & silver > oil
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANGCAM ON AND MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINS
Shoulda bought more hims yesterday
good bakeniggas be talking about middle eastwhile the real war is the hordes of poltards invading usgotta stay vigilantAnyways buy WIX
Down we go.
HGRAF does it again.
>>61963231LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>61963226Me finishing my work and going 5000x my current capital by opening my business>all the markets anyways
reminder that the strait is still closed
Micron chuds we're back>>61963231Based
>US Navy has no ports to reload arms>million dollar anti missle defenses vs garage drones>attacking OIL infrastructure >lying that the US is winning >showing that the gulf bases were always and only for Israel >shipping insurance rates sky highOIL Barons will be vindicated as usual
Dump into pump at 3
>>61963246Don’t be a panic an and it literally won’t matter
Just picked up my long oil lottery tickets
Why so dead today
>>61963262Retail shakeout meta
>>61963250you think they'll do it again? it's getting tiresome
WEARE FLAT
>>61963262Many suicides lately
>>61963246How long can you stay solvent?
>>61963241cute
>>61963262always like that after a bottom. calm like after a rainstorm.
>>61963252I don't remember the last positive thought I had.
I wish I listened to the HGRAF shills months ago. Unbelievable
>>61963265DisgustedJorge.jpg
WTF why is tech poomping?
>>61963262Nothing is happening
>>61963279ScamCo
>>61963284Pool closure and national hunting sport season priced in
lol KSS, miss on earnings, dump 10% overnight, now up 5%
SPX.....No...
You guys think elevance is worth longing? The whole sector is beaten up badly, and I think most of the bad things are now priced in. I have never touched an insurance company before though. I think the only thing scaring me is all the obese Americans getting older and now need tons of healthcare.
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHWE'RE FUCKING CRASHING AND BURNINGOHHH GOOOOODDDDDD MAKE IT STOPAAAAAHHHHHHH
Micronchudsisters I'm starting to think we are back?!?
>>61963247my dumbass still has an cost basis of $420 for MU i thought the dip from 455 to 425 was a good entry point before mag7 earnings, little did I know that would be the dump pointat least I managed to average down a bit the last few weekshave like 35k, in the stock, 93 shares kek
>>61963262too many people active in market and dopamine fried, too much volatility and many burned, a well orchestrated plan
>>61963266over like 5%?
>didn't put another 5000 into MULL when it was at 140 bucks>still down on LETFs>sold the stuff I was in profit on, now they'd be up another 20%This literally always happens to meI should have listened to myself and not traded while sleepy. Micron to 500 dollars.
How come no one ever responds when I recommend Medivir? ;<( What’s wrong with it? Tell me!
>>61963304Blessed. Hope we get a good run up this week into next before earnings so long as Orange Lunchtime Rowdy doesn't fuck shit up
>>61963266>lost £500 rugged by the orange fatass>rode tube to shops to cheer up>*attention! the victoria line is closed due to a casualty on the line*>wondered if it was due to the same thing
HIMSISSIESTODAY IS OUR DAYTHE SQUEEZE IS BEING SQUOZE AS WE SHITPOST
>>61963309Not on finviz?
/smg/gers worried about Iran should watch Perun's latest vid on ittl;dw:>Iran got dunked-on right out of the gate>they're still capable of launching however>Americans and allies have air superiority, but it's going to take them a while to finish SCUD-hunting>Interceptors running out is mostly a meme, interceptor drones and other intermediate defense missiles are being employed>Despite their advantages, America and co. can't fully open-up the straits because of how little effort it requires to close them in the first place>It's also the only real pressure point Iran can press, so they're going to squeeze down hard on it>expect this to last until the end of the month at least, probably a lot longer
The war is both over and not over. Just buy stocks peasant
>>61963309>bioshitnuff said
>>61963309What is medivir? Sounds dangerous, like herpes
>>61963320Fuck that nigga. He was better as a Dominions YouTuber.
i've been literally crabbing for a week this war is a nothingburger
>>61963320>I surely know all of irans assets
>>61963321It's far deeper than that. The war has never began, while both being over and ongoing boss.
>>61963321Lol the funniest part is our leader is absolutely retarded and kieing and the markets believe it
>>61963310well be fine, im not selling this until the summer at least, no waymight look for some other AI plays now tho
QUADS AND THE MARKET EXPLAUDS GREEN:3
>>61963328yeah man, Iran will totally pull out a dirty nuke out of their asses after all their leadership was killed and all their navy sunk, it will happen anytime now.
>>61963313> Doing origami over 500 poundsEuropoor has really gone down
>>61963326>dominionsbased!
Just make a new strait
>61963333Its not cool when you spend all day waiting to get digits on a slow board
>>61963333I don't see it
>>61963334Who said anything about nuclear
>>61963240holi moliwhat doll
>>61963335That's a week's wages here, no joke.
>>61963320>>expect this to last until the end of the month at least, probably a lot longerI expect it to last until the end of the year, and I also expect Iran to blow up every oil refinery in the middle east so the Strait is useless even if it opens.
>>61963333I already said dump into pump at 3 and I am 95% correct 100% of the time
>>61963337Fuck the strat, Get on the right side of history and build a gay
>>61963342Wish I knew.
>>61963339Smigger I just got here. Happened to be at a fortuitous time tbqh desu senpai :3
>>61963341anything short of nuclear isn't going to change anything for the Iranian side of the situation
why did oil crash again ? i didnt follow the news
>>61963309I’m eating lunch rn
pic from yesterdays's /smg/ (not me)blood red IDignore at your own peril
>>61963320>but it's going to take them a while to finish SCUD-huntingthis isn't 90s there's no scuds here. Iranians hide their missiles in houses,caves, cargo containers and underground. It'll take years to deplete it. And longer war goes on the better they are at hiding it. >Interceptors running out is mostly a meme, interceptor drones and other intermediate defense missiles are being employediran took out multiple radars for these interceptors meaning they're blind>expect this to last until the end of the month at least, probably a lot longerhalf year at least
>>61963353what does news have to do with anything?
>>61963353If we're being reasonable with supply lines it's still overpriced
Iran is just about to give up haha anytime now
>oil fears impacting my tech plays
>>61963348well where di you find the pics and are there more spicy ones?
>>61963355What are you having?
>>61963358>iran took out multiple radars for these interceptors meaning they're blindin the strait? The radars on the ships destroyers? Since when?
>>61963353A Greek guy crossing the straight isn't enough to actually open it.
sold my oil positions, just gonna wait until it dips below 80 or pumps above 90 to before I make another play
>>61963347Dig out a new C anal.
when will people stop believing that third world militaries are competent? first world militaries are already retarded, but at least the level of retardation is offset by expensive equipment designed to minimise said retardation
>>61963361They won’t. Only way this war ends is if Drumpf(Israel) just decides mission accomplished.
>>61963358If this lasts longer than 2 more weeks, we're going to need to send some shoes ashore to really get in there, sweeping block by block, door by door, and put an end to this once and for all boss.
I need a quick 2x$RED or $BLACK?
>>619633564. source just trust me5. bro
>calls on the Rare Earth ETF REMXThe silent compounder
>>61963372They can at any point just say they took out Iran's nuclear capabilities.
It was revealed to me in dream therefore it must be correct
>>61963366Dad made me some bolognese to bring to work. It’s very nice
>>61963353Fear of releasing pet reserve have people wait for lower prices. Trump saying the straight will be open any minute now.
>>61963356i would love to sell everything i hold if everything i hold was not redeven bought the top of MU after waiting for months and saying no i will wait until it comes down
USO is an obvious buy right now, right? Trump just said some words last night to tank it, and the Iranians say they want to inflict more economic pain on the USA, so it doesn't attack them again in the future.Those words will wear off soon enough and it will go back up, is my expectation. He is definitely not ending the war "very soon", it would be a massive strategic defeat for the USA, especially since the new ayatollah is as far from "regime change" as you can get.If he was going to end the war soon, he definitely wouldn't say it aloud, the message was obviously to calm the markets.
>>61963381They already said they did that last summer
We won’t need oil where we’re going anyways
>>61963381Yes, Trump wanted regime change, but you can't state that. So he gives the off-ramp reason, which is taking out the nukes and missiles.
>>61963387And now they're at it again. They'll just say it again.
>buy NVDA>it crabs>buy MU>it crabscool
>>61963386I don't see any tankers getting blown upoil will settle
>>61963367ya, it happened babe. the himars radars. and heard on a good podcast that there are some issues with drone interception also, CRAMs aren't useful and are almost depleted. so far it hasn't been a disaster but a lot can happen in the fog of war.
if oil is going to skyrocket, wouldn't that be bullish for EVs and the PMs that go into them?
>American market opens up>oil dumps>Iran bombs UAE refinery this morning>asian chemical plants are halting operations>jet fuel is at 136/barrel increasing airline prices to 15-20% market isn't reacting at all? do i win by believing what ever trump tweets?
>>61963386Depends if they can open the straight . Right now it closed but there is lots of speculation about opening soon .The global economies are also taking steps to mitigate the closing in the short term like SPR releases and sanctions removal .I just bought but concerned still
It's ironic that some oil stocks are actually cheaper now than pre war.I'm actually thinking to buy some more, but I can't really decide if they'll keep going lower.Precwar they gained because iran tension, so they should go down as Iran gets rekt. But now oil will stay high for a while as they have to restart some fields, and others needs repair.If chevron or slb goes down another 5% I'm def buying
>>61963385You can sell at anytime you want during market hours wtf are you on about
What will oil tanker companies do when every refinery is blown up?
>>61963403Priced in
So we're not getting cheapest. Trump do something.
GAUZhttps://investors.gauzy.com/news-releases/news-release-details/gauzy-announces-initiation-call-public-tenders-buyers-or
There is a guy or multiple people on /biz/ that spammed a site where people can recommend or discuss stock picks. Anyone know what website that is?
>>61963386Iran is usually full of hot air. Remember the flags of vengeance? This is the first time they actually fought back. So is DJT. The only ones who seem serious are probably the Israelis, they're the ones who took it too far by bombing an oil plant.
>>61963401Something something future rolling.
>>61963405go bankrupt i guesstry dry bulk instead
>>61963396How will it settle if the strait is closed off to more than perhaps a couple ships a day? We need 100 ships going through per day to restore normal levels.Iran doesn't need to stop every single ship, just 95% of them will get the job done. And when they do blow one up again, it will have a chilling effect.
>>61963400how do ev's get powered?
>>61963410It’s reddit.com/r/valueinvesting
>>61963411The israelis don't mind high oil prices
Is there anywhere I can see the full orderbook for a given option? Most places only show the nearest bid and ask. Asked claude and it gave me like 6 sites that do it and I checked everyone of them out and none of them fucking do it.
>>61963400The people who are most affected by oil prices are too poor to switch to an EV.
>>61963400>EVsEVs are dead. They are a meme. I am using the actual definition of meme here. They just exist as a neat idea. They have low desirability otherwise.So dont gamble on them.>PMs Nani why?
>>61963405Sail out if the middle east to ship oil for other suppliers around the world .
>>61963406What's priced in? A 5% loss?
what the hell is this pa
>>61963418Nah it wasn't reddit. It was some other site where you could browse stock picks by category, see trader profiles and what trades they had made
>>61963410>>61963418>>>/r/dividends>>>/r/bogleheads
>>61963386I would wait until the g7 meeting ends.
>>61963408GAUZ is at least a real company, not a scam like HGRAF
>>61963373Nah,if they have a beard or hold a gun, dead.I'm so fucking DONE with ANY desert country. Be glad I'm not pres, I'd glass the entire region 10 times over. Yes, all of them over there, no allies, no masters
>>61963418These guys are ADDICTED to actively bagging into losers with a shit eating grin.
>>61963416price of oil will drop big from here as soon as the strait is verifiably open which could be any day. And any day now the whole conflict could end. Plus there are pipelines built for this specific scenario in the middle east and American production kicks into high gear at 100/barrel. Short term, too risky for the gamble, long term more bullish for oil companies than oil itself. I'm slurping XOM now
I wouldn’t long oil at this point because you’re fighting uphill against a steamroller now. I made 1800 bucks on it selling at open yesterday and gave it all back today lol.
>>61963432At least you can make money with HGRAF if you sell before it rugs.
>>61963434Isn't California, Texas a desert?
>>61963401Imagine betting against trump in the big 26
>>61963431Them releasing the reserves is already priced in
It's dumping again somebody better get the orange migger to lie about the war again
>>61963435They heard the phrase "past performance does not guarantee future results" and misheard the not.
>>61963435No anon, they're doing the baggies a favor! Those picks are very good deals!
>>61963429Stocktwits?
Every message with priced in is pure astrology delusion
>>61963439Faggot! The muzzies!Any desert rat over there, all GONE!
>>61963405Don't worry. The straight is half open and pumpers said it would be all ok /sarcasm
>>61963427>>61963446I just say it because it’s provocative. I don’t even have a thesis. It just makes people mad.
>AAOI is up another 10%Think I'm just gonna be a trend-follower from now ont. trendwhore
I bought the dip on HYMC
>>61963435I actually gobto r/valueinvesting to obow what to stay away from. They're litterally asking things like why do Nvidia go down it should go up, and rddt is cheap so it must be a great buy.
>>61963451Schrodinger's regime change
Just covered my spy put. Made a nice 25%. Got my bag for the week. Gonna go to Starbucks anybody want anything?
>>61963452Lets just go with a few new ones like I made it up and it's different this time
>>61963452Ha, you got me
>>61963451>half open I wouldn't call a few Chinese bulk carriers sailing through half open
>>61963435>>61963456Yea anything shilled on there you can instantly remove from your watchlist. Unless you’re shorting it.
Alright, secured a +42% trade today.
So should we buy US domestic alternatives to these since asian plants are being hammered by energy crisis?
>>61963456RDDT is at 135 man that is grim
>>61963456>They're litterally asking things like why do Nvidia go down it should go upTrue!
>>61963453I guess that's what getting triggered feels like, I wanted to buy them at 60, now it's too painful and IMO risky to enter.>>61963456YES great principle. I have also recently gotten into looking at "anti-examples", i.e. traders/investors who I believe are hot garbage and are unsuccessful. Finding out where I disagree actually sharpens my skill in itself.An example are investors with that wide eyed full-on future tech portfolio like Cathie Woods has, or SOFI beliebers
>>61963460Caramel macchiato and a cute barista, thanks anon
>>61963455isn't that AMC's gold mine? lol
>>61963435It's weird because value etfs do just fine. I don't get why you'd shoot yourself in the foot with value stock picking when it rarely works
>>61963460Hyg fren
>>61963467just buy XOM
Low volume Tuesday as the market drifts down. Might by calls around lunch time. Seems like that’s always the script.
>>61963460americano please, no sugar nor cream thx
>Still range banned on my pc for some reason
>>61963435I think that value investing used to work in the pre-internet era. Now it's impossible to find undervalued stocks. Even if they seem undervalued there's always a reason why people are staying away and not because they've never heard of it.
>>61963482
>>61963483Most of the range banned messages are lies, they ban you because they don't like your browser fingerprint or script blocking.
>>61963484It’s because boomers got rich off of easy to understand businesses like Dunkin’ Donuts, Taco Bell, and Walmart. We have to be able to pick which tech companies will be good. It’s not as straightforward.
>>61963430>>>/r/goback>>>/r/staygoback>>>/r/boss
>>61963386I bought puts yesterday plan to hold for a month. I think ships will slowly pass the strait
>>61963471I opened a small position at $75 then added in the $90s after it went full retard to $100AXTI looks like it's doing the exact same thing.
what is going on with the market? the narrative is dip buying robinhood zoomers are keeping it propped up with $100 accounts but I dont think that is true
>>61963484There's a study (you can ask AI about it) where before insider trading was banned around ~2000, Warren Buffet handily outperformed the index, but since it's banned magically all his alpha disappeared and he performs no better than the market.Really activates my almonds.
reality about to set in
>>61963431I can't seem to find any info on this, do you know any more? I think the meeting was yesterday.>>61963402So if I am positive the strait won't open, and there will not be a ceasefire for at least 3 days... then it would make sense to buy? Noob trader here, but did make +23% already on these oil trades so trying to learn more and not rely on luck, so I appreciate the input.Also worth mentioning is that I am gambling with 33% of my entire net worth lmao, so I am adding a lot of self imposed risk.
>>61963487If only there was a basket of stocks of the biggest 500 companies you could buy that has historically outperformed almost any other stock picking strategy .>vnr verification not necessary
>>61963467BAK>pic unrelated
>>61963495One mango tweet and you're done.
yeah we're doing the fake-dump-into-gigapump againbuy 0DTE calls
>>61963501>He thinks the stock market is based off of realityPoor naive smigger panican, you are going to find out today.
>>61963486>your browser fingerprintWhy wouldn't my phone browsing on the same network be banned though? It's really starting to affect my profitability. I need to POOOOST
>>61963506Peter Lynch and Warren Buffett outperformed SPY because it used to be much easier. That’s the point.
Just turn off your transponders bro, duh
>>61963505>I think the meeting was yesterday.they didnt decide anything yesterday and are meeting again today>>61963517countries literally need oil to function, so yeah it is based on reality
>>61963485
>>61963515One mango tweet and im set.
>>61963499Insider trading used to be legal?
>>61963519i out perform spy it is easy
>>61963501buy american companies they've seen 20%+ returns in past week.>LYB>DOW>WLK>HUN>>61963512why bak when it's in brazil wouldn't us supplier make much more sense?
>>61963499Correlation is not causation. And he is gonna give one last outperform on his way out when he buys all the cheapies .There is also a study that talks about correlation between cheese consumption and death by bed sheet.
Im LONG oil starting from today.
>>61963363https://x.com/i/status/2031297488502808615
>>61963403Well duh, if oil companies get their assets and suppliers in the middle east blown up then that effects their valuation worse than any gas price increase could compensate for.
Holy mother of MU
Vrtx free money
>>61963484>value investing used to workvalue investing still works. the problem is when people think that any "magic equations" or "indicators" are foolproof. Anything that can be expressed as an algorithm will not work. You still need a thesis, but value investing principles are still extremely profitable. Case in point PRGO, to a lesser extent CLW, but also SM earlier. You WANT to buy stocks nobody's talking about.
>>61963518Not necessarilyBrowser fingerprinting goes off way more than what IP/network you're on. There are sites will show you your browser fingerprint if you want to see what level of bullshit there is to profile you.And if you're blocking scripts with extensions on PC but not on phone that'd only apply on PC regardless of your connection
How long until 3rd world shitholes start collapsing since their fragile economies can't handle soaring energy priceshttps://x.com/TheInsiderPaper/status/2031322682009203136
i bought NTDOY last week on the same day as Pokopia since i bought a nintendo switch 2 just for this gamenow i am understanding what peter lynch meantcoulda shorted ubisoft back then too with how shit assasins creed was, some things are just obvious but 99.99% of gaymers cant actually act on their """expert"" opinion
im gonna be an oil baggie soon
>>61963506If you are in this thread right now you are honest to god, no misplaced banter, among the top 10-20% of investor I would say, and what you just said doesn't apply.I mean I am very confident that for every reader of this comment, if he has more experience than 6 months, then it's extremely likely that he outperformed the SPY in the last 6 months (or 1 year etc).
>>61963138Yeah, you know what, I'll fly Airbus instead of pajeet AI coded Boeings
WTFWTWHY ARE WE PUMPINGIS THE G7 MEETING NOW?
>>61963542>If you are in this thread right now you are honest to god, no misplaced banter, among the top 10-20% of investor I would say, and what you just said doesn't apply.
>>61963537i bought geodrill under book value when they also overestimate their depreciation, i.e. drills go down to $0 value over 10 years or something but they still function with maintenance practically forever like an airplane afterwardsit's still under bookvalue now lol. waiting for an acquisition, they basically sell the shovels during the gold rush but theyre not mooning
>>61963321The war is over when Bibi says it is. Not when his lapdog says it is.
>UAE oil going down right after a tanker in their port was bombednone of it makes sense of this moment. Iran bombs your oil infastructure and market goes from 110 to 100.
>>61963525For goyim, yes.
da oil
>>61963501"Reality" never sets in. The market has infinite hopium. In reality it's just people fucking each other, that's why the 20% rule is a real thing.
>>61963551G7 is meeting to release strategic reserves, it will act as a bandage for oil prices but won't lower them enough for too long but it gives Trump a little more time to bomb Iran into submission.
>>61963539>wfhBased. If corpos really cared about the environment they didn't walk back on this.
>>61963551You do realize that the price is just the most convenient value for the guys in charge, right? This isn't a real market anymore
>>61963551PWAHAHAAHAHHAHA BAGGIES
>>61963551Shouldnt gulf oil price go down if you can't ship it out of the gulf and reserves fill or reserve capacity get bombed?
just went all in on SPY 0dte callsdouble or nothing
>OH MAN WE PUMPING...OH MAAAAAAAAAAAAN...OH FUCK WE PUMPING PUMPING PUMPINGim gonna coom
>>61963527higher risk/rewardalso BAK specifically they have been piloting into sugarcane ethanol so that's another (narrative) edge they have
>>61963566Stop trading. You don't understand simple supply and demand.
is the war over yet
>>61963559this isn't wti or brent but oil from hormuz being priced and it went down all of sudden right after tanker,refinery and depot in UAE were bombed.>>61963566if that's case why is US and norway/brent lower than UAE since they're easier to get to the market? either way none of it makes sense>>61963564so they'd rather have shortages than price hike?
i can't stop gambling i'm on fire right now
>>61963537The stocks that I bought and made money off before getting sucked into futures gambling were AAF.L and BGEO.L. Was that value investing? No-one has heard of them but they were going up before I bought anyway.
Sold my oil at 105Closing my puts at 80/barrelAfter that I'm done trading oil, I might put abit of my profolio into some USO shares max ~8%
>>61963568You're in a decent spot for a coinflip testing 6800 again. Next big resistance in the options is around 6870.
>>61963559>>61963522Where are you guys finding this info about the current meeting? I can only see things about the meeting yesterday online. This is great info to know about.
Just took a steaming Trump rn.
>>61963571>also BAK specifically they have been piloting into sugarcane ethanol so that's another (narrative) edge they haveso biofuels? but won't in short term market pivot to domestic chemical plants that might be able to fullfill supply cut from asian plants shutting down.
>>61963539Don't they ride bicycles in Vietnam?
>>61963568Based degen. They were OTM right?
>>61963577The play I did was buying OTM calls on the 2x long oil ETF @ april, and also OTM calls on the 2x inverse/short oil ETF expiring in 9 months.Let's look how that performs
BETR breaking out>pic unrelated
>>61963551All I see is a good deal slowly getting even more spring loaded.Wonder how far they can press it down.
>>61963583Motor bicycles, tens of millions of themAnd big old diesel fuelled trucks & buses that stop for no man nor childI miss Vietnam, I hate living in the first world :(
oil is done, war is won
>>61963572No u but maybe I don't understand delivery conditions of futures . Does the muban future contract entitle you to muban oil delivery anywhere in the world or the UAE?
>>61963542Yeah wtf is this guy on about? I got started on VOO (called VUAG here) quickly got bored of that and switched to British banking stocks and even that way outperformed the S&P which as been dead since I gave up on it after the liberation day fiasco.
>>61963498vibes based economy where tens of millions of retards with giga-leveraged casino accounts will first provide exit liquidity before the thing can capsize. How high risk high volatility assets like crypto haven't completely collapsed yet is honestly beyond me.
>>61963438Once the contracts are confirmed I doubt it will rug. But it could get beaten down a bit after the uplisting, which often happens even to good stocks.
>>61963548>geodrillthis is interesting, but no dividend makes it hard for me to wait for a possible acquisition. I was briefly in and out of SMHI a few months ago (similar picks+shovels play)
>>61963574>so they'd rather have shortages than price hike?Yes. A very big yes to that.
>>61963605>tens of millions of retards with giga-leveraged casino accounts will first provide exit liquidity before the thing can capsizei've been hearing this for months and it still hasn't capsized
MEIN GOTT OIL
my calls can't keep up with HGRAF. it's pumping too much.should i just go all in on HGRAF?
>>61963596It's joever, they shut it down at only 120, no way will they ever let it hit 200.
>oil TIMBERRRRRRRRRRRif it dumps below 82 I'm gonna start slurpin
>Exxon CEO says non-essential employees in Middle East have been evacuatedhttps://www.reuters.com/business/energy/exxon-ceo-says-non-essential-employees-middle-east-have-been-evacuated-2026-03-10/https://x.com/zerohedge/status/2031367740502536549
If your still holding oil what price did you buy in at?
>abandoning asia for israelthis admin is gonna destroy global US empire aren't they.
The market is forward looking. The outcome of the SCO is already priced in boss.
oil is the freest short of all time
>>61963594The best part is when Hinge goes "We have a match for you! We're think you'll be great!" and it's the largest most disgusting piece of shit land whale I've ever seen. Seriously it's always some fatass cunt
>>61963320>>Despite their advantages, America and co. can't fully open-up the straits because of how little effort it requires to close them in the first placeseems like the americans and arabs should have thought about this by building a pipleline from Iraq to the Med and digging a canal through the UAE and having the Saudis have pipelines and ports leading to Aqaba.
>>61963620This morning at 86
>>61963615Is it weird that I find him attractive?
>>61963598>relaxing
>>61963600He's speedrunning a legendary pasta where anon is forced to take physical delivery of 1000 barrels of oil at an Abu Dhabi terminal.
>>61963621Isn't Iran destroying them? Are we just going to lose all our THAAD for fuck all reason?
>>61963369Therei s a gap between 70 and 76>>61963386GAP NIGGA GAP THE FUCK DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND ABOUT GAPS? THEY GOTTA BE FILLED
>>61963621>implying Israel isn't in AsiaMaybe you should learn geography, faggot.
>>61963585>>61963578slightly OTM I got scared and did not hold for a full 2x but I'll take 1k gain in 15 minutes
Oil volatility check the 1d chart spike
nintendbros....
>>61963356uncertainty is decreasing not increasing. thats the only metric that matters
>>61963576>AAF.L and BGEO.L. Was that value investing?If you have to ask if what you bought counts as value investing, then no it was not. I'm not trying to be rude when I say that BTW.Quick check on AAF shows a high PB ratio, so definitely not value investing.BGEO also has a PB ratio of > 1.0, but it's a financial company and you'd have to look deeper/use a different metric (like looking at how much customer debt it has etc).And both are in Africa (nigeria right?)...which I don't think has very strong reporting standards...USA company accounting can be tricky/deceptive quite often, but i imagine nigeria would just offer waaaaaaay more opportunities for accounting fraud.
Reminder that oil will double bottom at $82 and quickly spike back to test new highs.Prepare accordingly smiggers.
>oil still going downI don't get it, what changed?
>>619636292026 edition
>>61963637I had otm calls yesterday but I already had a profit hunting limit order in, green dildo ripped right past it so I took a 2x instead of a 30.
>>61963635in American asia is china, anything left of it is the middle east
i think its crazy how out in the open the market manipulation isthey are desperately shorting oil, and the us is increasing military action as part of that desperationgonna be wild is oil snaps the other way again
>>61963650Sentiment, it will quickly reverse once another oil tanker gets droned and the market realises the war is still ongoing and the strait is closed.
>>61963620Bought at 105Sold at 86:)
>>61963620>assGOD
>>61963395You were supposed to buy sunday at 11:59 pm right when everyone was shitting their pants.
>>61963653Man, I hate how stupid my fellow Americans are boss.
>>61963650Market is coping on possible straits opening soon and reserve dunps
On no news
>>61963652a win is a win is a win
>>61963650US treasury is intentionally keeping it down to not make trump look badBTW the news of ships crossing hormuz yesterday was fake someone was signal jamming making it appear that they were to stop fear in market. There's so much market manipulation going on that it feels surreal.>>61963654it wont for another week as long as media and twitter keeps spreading fake news to trick people into false sense of safety
>>61963654yeah, just think the markets assuming they will just fudge it low and are trading accordinglycan't think this won't be inflationary at the very least, especially as inventory of everything associated with it runs low
>>61963656>sentimentOil isn't a meme stock though. Surely the people trading it are much more sophisticated than the retail retards who pump and dump on emotion. Oil traders look at supply and demand and base their trades on that.
HAHAHAHA OILBAGGIES
Buy now or be priced out FOREVER.BUYUY
>>61963667your pic sounds retarded
>>61963609theyve been doing some buybacks recently, and i believe management would be more interested in getting bought out, dont have my notes so i cant remember a similar company that was recently acquired, ive been watching it for awhile but not really seriously until i bought 10k shares yesterdaytheir recent earnings was "negative" though positive EBITDA at least, they are ramping up their # of rigs so theres good reason for it and it was a good chance for me to finally buy into itive also been buying back into ai dashcams a bit. i hope i dont regret that and dont get south sea'd lol
>>61963618See? What I say?Oil corporations are going to get their assets blown up.That’s why oil company stocks are DOWN.No increase in oil/gas prices is going to cover for this.
>Green day>market moves complete fake and gay againImpressive
>>61963668What if Middle-Eastern oil isn't real, and this whole war is actually a ruse and really about Israel trying to rebuild the temple.
Biztrodamus hereLocal top is inHold on to your cocksWe going down hard and fast.
>>61963407when s this anime even coming out?
>Inverse /smg/ always wins>I'm going to long oil
>>61963684Who needs oil from the middle east, there's plenty of fuel at Costco
>>61963651SAVED& REPLACED4THA UPDATES
>people legit thought Jews were gonna let the oil market collapse as they’re waging their war
>>61963669Yes but they also have faith in the US government and politicians trying to keep prices down to stay in power . They don't realise trump is dumb enough to blow the midterms for isreal
>>61963653In UK Asia = India. I don't think anyone considers Israel to be Asia. P sure they are in Eurovision.
>>61963654Is it really that crazy though?Isn't the entire point to make money while doing nothing?If you aren't manipulating, lying, and cheating then you aren't even really in the game.
>>61963694>they also have faith in the US government and politicians trying to keep prices down to stay in powerThey and other G7 nations can release some strategic reserves, but once that's gone, they're out of ammo. The Americans aren't omnipotent.
>>61963702calm down you're gonna make the germans chimpout about the rules again
OPEN THE DOORGET ON THE FLOOREVERYBODY WALK THE DINOSAUR
>>61963704The US admin can off ramp this conflict into peace quickly if they think they need to and thats what scares oil shills like myself but my bet is the US will keep doubling down and make the region more unstable.
>>61963702The quintessential third world mindset.
>>61963542I bought my first stock 1 year ago today. It's +139% as of today.
>>61963236what anime is this?
it's gonna dump after the g7 meeting today no matter the decision>they release spr - pressure is relieved and oil prices drop>they don't release spr - market will interpret this as fear is unfounded and oil prices will drop
>>61963707It's just wild to me that people expect the "market" to be some kind of rational and honorable enterprise when the entire premise is to make as much money as possible by doing zero productive work. Then people are shocked to find out the entire thing is mafioso and it's like yeah? Wasn't that the entire point the whole time?
>>61963718lol no way to win is there?
>>61963684>Israel trying to rebuild the temple.I forgot about that...thanks!would be awfully convenient if an "iranian missile" blew up al-aqsa...finally.
>>61963718Then dump before retard . Also your wrong, long oil
2026 investing protip:the stock market cant ever go down ever again. you will get a 40 vix if it even thinks about going down more than 3% from the athkeep buying calls every single day, it will work 90% of the time
>>61963712>The US admin can off ramp this conflict into peace quicklyCan they though? The new Iranian supreme leader just lost his father, wife, son and niece and the IRGC are saying they're not interested in a ceasefire.
>>61963718If you believe this short it faggot.
>india rationing oil alreadywe aren't even a week inhttps://www.reuters.com/business/energy/india-invokes-force-majeure-gives-priority-gas-sales-key-sectors-2026-03-10/
>>61963729IRGC says they want Isreals total destruction and US leaving the gulf but this is just a negotiation tactic and they will actually settle for survival and status qou. The problem is Isreal and the USA are delusional and won't settle for status qou so straits will stay closed
>>61963733>but this is just a negotiation tactic and they will actually settle for survival and status qouI dunno, I think this time might be different.
>>61963732yeah, they're going to find out you can't actually print oil and the things it supports (everything)
>>61963733Iran sounds like a cool guy, willing to compromise, unlike those nasty americans
Bump limit!
>>61963733When have they not wanted Israel's total destruction?
>>61963685Did you heed the call of Biztrodamus smg?
>>61963735at best we might see US secede bahrain and iranians not funding hezbollah anymore.
My Korean shit coin doin a lil something.
>>61963729A ceasefire is possible for the Iranians but only under the right conditions.For example they have proposed a solution to the impending energy crisis -
>>61963732every country that cant produce locally needs take measures to ensure they dont run out because things arent gonna be back to normal for a while, no matter how hard the us shorts oil and bombs iran
>>61963733>IRGC says they want Isreals total destruction and US leaving the gulfI feel this would be beneficial to everyoneSaving the global economy and only sacrificing Israel seems to be a good trade
>>61963739They do still want isreal to not exist and status qou is Iran still doing state terrorism but I'm just saying they will settle for not including isreals removal as an item of the peace treaty
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>>61963738Janny since you want to create threads, move your fat ass.You are destroying personal initiative by deleting user /smg/s
>>61963752nigger where are the links
>namefag thread Really?
>namefag>no linkssomeone make a real thread
>>61963757The owners of those websites put their links into the OP for free advertising, and I'm pretty sure that is against the rules of /biz/ boss.
>>61963732>Jeet getting shortages first.Who’s story will win the heart of retail?1 billion jeets screeching on twitter at the top of their lungs posting images of fuel rationing lines? Or the 24 hour news cycle with Jim Cramer telling you not to be a Panican?
Real Thread>>61963829>>61963829>>61963829Real Thread
On sunday I was thinking of doing oil futures. Would have 10xed 3600 bucks closing at 10 PM est. Then I was thinking of going in on the MUU dip, dramatically increasing my position. I could have made another 40k (assuming it goes to 280 bucks). I lnow I didn't do it, because I pussied out in both directions, but it always feels bad when I think about making trades, don't do them and then afterwards it's like "Hindsight is 20/20 but I'm 0 for 0".
>>61963873You can't have known these
>>61963629look at those fucking gas prices
