STOCK MARKET DISCUSSIONLazy fucking bakers making me bake the thread edition.Previous edition>>go to the catalog and find the thumbnail with the bull pretending to be neo with red candles going at him
I wanna go to sleep, will my bags still be neon green when I wake up?
>>61963756probably not, market is rigged
I just tried to force a trade (I boughted)
Never sold MUU when I bought at top because Trump said DO NOT SELL. So I held with contradiction
I love you Faggler but you've baked an awful stale bread.
>>61963762That's the confidentiality in your trade that you need. If only I bought MUU the second I sold my Oil
Here's the thing, bossI, as a white man, really don't care about the middle eastLike at allWake me up when Ukraine either retakes Suckmydichovovske or loses Analprolapsiivka
why is the green line going down now?why
>The global #fertilizer market’s worst fears are unfolding, with chaos enveloping the Middle East and rippling through commodity and financial markets. The halt in traffic via Hormuz has caused a surge in #urea export prices from Egypt>Around 47% of global #sulphur, 43% of #urea, 27% of #ammonia and 24% of #phosphate fertilizer global traded supply is at risk. The industry is in paralysis, and the full implications are not yet knownhttps://x.com/FertilizerWeek1/status/2031298742029013171I'm sure it's nothing
>>61963767The cat is cute though right? That's all we need for a good thread boss.
>>61963771>Wake me up when Ukraine either retakes Suckmydichovovske or loses AnalprolapsiivkaI fucken lol'd boss.
>>61963775Very cute, your cot?
>>61963768I should've unloaded at the bottom or increased my TQQQ leap holding but I hesitated. Who even saw yesterday coming, complete de-hedge
>everything is green>palantir nosediving
You're all forgetting to consider whether the market has priced in Russian sanctions droping to increase the supply of oil
They are rugpulling it in real time right now
Anyone else here on opiates? Helps to soothe the losses.
>>61963748KOT
>>61963786Just rawdog that shit like a man
>>61963786no i use to be an addict and went to rehab, get help
I personally think ORCL are going to doubly fuck the market after shitty earnings tonightBut they are firing thousands of humans so maybe the market will retard pump as it always does.
Stock valuations are simply unkillable.
>>61963786I prefer cocaine, it accentuates the wins
rollercoaster market
>>61963786I'm addicted to THC vapes
>>61963774>I'm sure it's nothingcorrect
>>61963785I remember when i used to laugh at people getting rugged. Can't believe it happened to me.
Why are we sidewards. I want more profit
>>61963804Crabbed
Baggler is the leading cause of increased anti-semitism in /smg/
>>61963780not my cat. I got a white one with gray spots.
>>61963782>Palanqueers can’t use Claude Code anymore as per orange faggot’s tantrums.I’d sell too.
So we're done with the pump time for gigadump into pump
Can I daytrade with only 2k now? because i don't want to stop gamblin on options
>>61963797Me too buddy, a dry herb vape. Love it.
smiggers when is it time to drop a heavy bag?
>>61963817How heavy and what bag?
>>61963817Real shit? August
>>61963774Yep. Nothing. Reminds me of when the canadian redditors and eurotroons here suddenly became potash experts a year ago to explain why the USA was over in 2 more weeks.
>>61963814If you use a non-US brokerage, maybe. I don't think many underlyings will be available to you, though. They'll have to have a very low price per share.
>>61963814Sure>The most dramatic action occurred in the options market. By 2:10 p.m. ET, with oil prices near $120 a barrel and the S&P 500 down over 2%, the $675 strike SPY call options had withered to just $0.02 per contract.>However, the market inverted instantly at 3:20 p.m. ET following comments from the White House. By 3:30 p.m. ET, those same calls were trading at $4.95—a staggering surge of 24,650% in roughly 80 minutes.
>USO nearing 100 lol>WTI at 84>Brent at 88someone keep crabbing it here>goes up to 90s at night>morning and it's back at 80s
Anyone else buying sweaty hairy greek shippers as they profit from emergency contract rates through the hormussy?
>>61963786I am 100% a STIMULANT FIEND.Back when I was a s*y-drenched programmer, I used dexamphetamine to do that DREADFUL work.For trading I don't need stimulants, but I now take them RECREATIONALLY and for other productivity.
>>61963819GTLB, like 3% of my poorfolio, down 50% on it.
Oil sissies. We lost.
>>61963821Grok remind me.
>>61963835Has your thesis and conviction changed? I personally like GTLB at these prices. But averaging down on a loser is a bitch and is never guaranteed to pay off.
>>61963838>straits still closed >I haven't sold No
Real Thread>>61963829>>61963829>>61963829Get in
>Speaker Of Iran's Parliament Says "... If they initiate war on infrastructure, we will undoubtedly target their infrastructure."Target it with what?
Nothing. Ever. Happens.
My sources are telling me that Iran tried to activate sleeper cells around the world, but the message was intercepted so we have nothing to worry about boss.
>>61963846ECKED
>>61963846nah, kot thread is better
BREAKING NEWS>Stocks rose as oil fell after the Group of Seven asked their main energy agency to be prepared to deploy oil reserves if necessary, with the war in Iran posing a threat to global supply. Bonds and the dollar fell.
>>61963847Missiles probably and maybe some drones
>>61963786I got an oxycodone prescription when I got spine cancer. Fuck, I like it way too much. Best drug I've ever had by a wide margin. Take two pills every night and it's the highlight of my entire day. I'm pretty much done with treatment, I survived, and we'll have to see if they keep giving me the pills or not. I guess it's gonna be very hard to stop. >>61963832How did you get out of programming? Just /madeit/ on stock trades or you do something else now or what? I'm always thinking about leaving the industry.
HGRAF up EVERY FCKN DAYhow is this possible?there are zero (0) news related to the stockhow does it go up on 0 FKCN newsmake it make sense im going crazy aaaaaa
>>61963843No and no. Good point.
>>61963850and whats your wife(husband) say about the CCCP sleeper cells?
>>61963825Man to be a fly on the wall of the oval office (or just a member of the Trump family).
>>61963861>I guess it's gonna be very hard to stop.I've heard it can be. But it's usually done gradually. And in any case you're lucky to be alive.
>>61963804markets over dude, sell now because its nothing but sideways until 3pm
>>61963861>How did you get out of programming? Just /madeit/ on stock trades or you do something else now or what? I'm always thinking about leaving the industry.I never had an IT job, but I planned to get one.But I looked at the likelihood of me getting hired for junior (even though I had senior skills) in my 30s and the resulting salaries and how much I make with trading (4x times as much or more) MULTIPLIED by the time investment factor (9 to 5) MULTIPLIED by the fact I LOVE finance/trading, and the choice was clear.I HATE pre-AI programming. It's such a mindless, brainless chore.
>>61963872You could've just been in this thread and done the same thing. You had a good 10 minutes of rampant anti semetism and $250 a barrel OIL predictor posters still going after the announcement but prior to the dump. All you had to do was listen to the people here telling you to buy the dip and not listen to the stupid thirdies.
>>61963881based. i love trading as well
Uhhh, oil baggies?
>>61963830I've boughted 3 years ago and i'm still not in the green. they have nice divvies though
>>61963916what did you buy?wasn't 3 years ago literally the top of the covid shipping boom
will trump can indicted for market manipulation by tweets?
Idk who needs to hear this but shorting does not make the price go down
>>61963945no it's fine, they can drive the price down if they short it naked
>>61963929i thought you spoke about Star Bulk Carriers, and yeah, it was something like the ATH (i had just begun investing at that time)
This might actually be the gayest market I've ever seen. I feel like a shitcoin trader
>>61963879Mining, HP and Lenovo are all up. You are invested in the wrong things.
>>61963862>HGRAFPeople know once the contracts start it's going to become a $10B+ company.
>>61963966I think starbulk will post some great earnings in June from the emergency hormuz ratesand the market will slowly but surely price that in maybe you'll break even
>>61963888checked boss
>buffet index is now at an all time high >s&p pe ratio is higher than any other time in history except for the dot com crash>same for shillerthose data centers aare goinna make money any second now right
>>61963909Patiently awaiting the point at which I'llDOUBLEOWTI OILNIGGERS MOUNT UP
My sources just told me we are going to need another Ayatollah boss.
>>61963988dubs confirm! lets hope for some nice gains
>>61964011Is this actual dubs confirmed alpha from baggie?
OIL SPIKING
KEKAROO BOBO
>>61964018The Son dude they named as the new Ayatollah is kill boss.
does anyone have the pic of PL saying they've blocked access to middle east imagery for 2 weeks?
Well that wasn't very nice I just got raped
>>61964025Good news, big if etc.
>>61964025I heard he was on his deathbed after being mortally wounded when they appointed him, kind of like how you marry a chick with cancer to have a nice moment before they gracelessly expire.
>>61964025No fucking way. Please tell me you're fucking with us baggie
>>61964038My sources tend to be pretty accurate boss.
>>61964033It's not rape if your female broker's pupils turn into hearts
>>61964035>I heard he was on his deathbed after being mortally wounded when they appointed him, kind of like how you marry a chick with cancer to have a nice moment before they gracelessly expire.Lmao. Iran doing the Make-a-Wish bullshit for selecting their supreme leader.
>>61964048me on the left
>>61964048>My last wish is to see the Ghostbusters....the female ones...
HGRAF just busted through resistance
>>61964025that's hilarious
Is the great korean dump finally over?
>>61964011> Hamekhamenei
>>61964011You were claiming Trump was the jewish messiah yesterday
>>61964203I never claimed that boss.
short your shorts
They're panicans, panicansBarely even humanPanicans, panicans
>>61964203You're probably referring to this post >>61959754.There is a big difference between considering something and claiming something boss.
>>61964231If you want to claim your claim is only a consideration I'll consider it, but I'd claim otherwise
>>61964208It's pretty clear Israel wants Iran completely destroyed. I'm doubling down on shorting big tech.
>>61964187I have done my part sending them my life's energy for their spiritbomb (I cummed to their sports cheerleaders)Much of it was taken across the months.
bake discipline is fucking atrocious with this generalno wonder none of you can make any money
>hgrafEvery fuckin day it's up another $.60-.80, what the fuck is this stock
>>61964208I don't know which one of them is coping harder. Time will tell, I guess.
>>61964208>Death, Fire, and Fury will reign upon themBased. You've got to speak to them in the language they understand.
>>61964250Damn that's bullish
>want a job in auditing AI financial audits because obviously you need a human hand to make sure the AI isn't fucking up>8 years of experience in AI finance toolsIT HASN'T EVEN BEEN AROUND FOR 4 YEARS YET.
>>61964285I bet you could get away with calling your usage of OCR "AI". That shit's been around publicly for like 18 years
couldve gotten rid of my debts if i held hgraf, instead i panicsold like a fucking pussy back in nov
I think if Iran wants nuclear weapons so bad, we should show them what nuclear weapons are capable of, and of course I am talking about doing a demonstration of what they are capable of, by dropping 2 or 3 on the city of Tehran boss.
>>61964404what if we drop them on Tel Aviv to scare Iran into submission
>>61964296I wasn't even 16, 18 years ago.
>>61963862The ceiling went away once they got EPA approval. They're going to uplist to NASDAQ in May and the liquidity will go through the roof, so that's being priced in. Institutional buyers are probably accumulating already.
>>61964404Why not cover Iran in nukes?
He wanted to take credit for an iranian oil tanker the iranians let through lol
>>61964489Proofs?
uhm... who sold?
>>61964438That's alright, I wasn't either. Heck I wasn't even in puberty that long ago. I'm just saying you can probably find some tool that has OCR that you've used and call that AI
HGRAFGODS win again...the silent gainers...I didn't do my plan and buy HGRAF at open. Oh well
>>61964285It's not like you actually need 8 solid years of implementing AI solutions in finance. Unless you're up against someone who actually has that, I guess
it's still going up
That was the picobottom on oil. Hope you bought before it squeezes over $250.
>>61964546Pico top signal it was already on a downtrend
so like, some stuff happened in the market or whatever
>>61964670>apathetic goth trader gf be like
Damn DAVE. That's a nice staircase you have going.
Buy the oil dip. The administration is probably testing the waters to judge the market reaction for a future escort mission of an oil tanker, similar to what they did before Trump cucked a week after Liberation Day. Trump's generals are probably telling him that it's a bad idea because they'll use hypersonic weapons on the destroyer escort, but they're trying to decide if the market reaction outweighs the risk. It will end up having the opposite of the intended effect and will squeeze oil to over $250 after Iran sinks the escort vessel
who bought?
so like markets starting to dump or whatever
BENCHOD MASALA WHAT IS HAPPENING SAARS
HOLY SHIT LOOK AT OIL LETS FUCKING GO
WTF
>>61964683KEK
>>61964546post your pos you paperfaggot
OIL GOING TO $250
OIL BELOW $80 LOL GET FUCKED BRICS SHILLS
No, the strait is not open.Majority of traffic is Iranian cargo and US-sanctioned "shadow fleet" ships.
>it's the dump after the pump before the dump after the pump before
iranian lives matter
this ones real thoughlike full blown market correlated selling right nowthis could get epic bros
>85I would WTFWT but it's oil, anything less than a $10 move isn't even worth mentioning now.
>the absolute state of this market
> USO
LMAO AMERICANS>US Intelligence Assets Have Begun To See Indications Iran Is Taking Steps To Deploy Mines In Strait Of Hormuz Shipping Lane - CBS News Reporter On X>NEWS via @CBSNews: U.S. intelligence assets have begun to see indications Iran is taking steps to deploy mines in Strait of Hormuz shipping lane. Iran is using smaller crafts that can carry 2 to 3 mines each. While Iran’s mine stock isn’t publicly known, estimates over the years have ranged from roughly 2,000 to 6,000 naval mines of Iranian, Chinese and Russian-made variants, @JimLaPorta reports
I got out of my 0DTEs with 44 bucks profit. A great day
>buy niggervideo puts>it crashes immediatelyits all about luck in this godforsaken casino
>>61964715It was selling like that when oil hit 120 true...yeah right now Micron's just inversing oil. Not a fun stock
>>61963998s&p earnings are growing at 15%/year though babe, which is even better than it was doing in the 90's, and those valuations would have continued if growth hadn't fallen off. it's hard to predict if or when that will happen, but it's definitely not happening now. boom times like these are rare, and you shouldn't fight it by being a contrarian.
wtf is going on oil sissies
OIL IS NOW FUCKING GREEN
le bulltrap.. sprung??!!
>>61964733THE RALLY WAS FAKE AND OR GAY ALL ALONG AAHHHHHHHH
uhh my oil stock just got halted
did oil just freeze?
>Energy secretary claimed something that couldn't have happened if you looked at the positioning of forces in the region to tank oil markets and then deleted his postlmao
THAT VIX SPIKE IS LOOKING PRETTY REAL BOYSVOLATILITY IS NOT GONE YET
>>61964717Uh, we are gonna need another tweet.
>>61964739I saw that too
FYI, Hormuz AIS data is fake
I trust the treasury to short oil
This is so retarded
ITS BEEN SO FUCKING LONG SINCE A GOOD OLD 2PM SELLOFF IVE MISSED THIS SHIT
>>61964522It’s carrying my portfolio HARD.I sold over half my shares when it got to $3.00.BIG mistake on my part.Meanwhile, gitlab has gone down in proportion to my hgraf gains.
Feel like I'm having a fever dream.
I am watching Jiang Xueqin, he says Israel wants to destroy the US, Iran and the oil Arabs because that's the best thing for greater israel. If you use america as a hammer and break it in the process, everyone else is weak and you're strong.America wants to destroy Iran, but Israel, Iran and the oil Arabs all want to destroy america and kick them out of the middle east.It's not looking good for the americans. Do not short oil, and do not long america.
oil isnt green anymore though bros... i think its over
>>61964759Bibi, no...
>>61964707Oh lamentable mutt, you believed the idiot twitter fancies of the Epstein rapist class. Repent your lack of faith.
How many oil shorters just got absolutely heemed?
>>61964759>Israel destroys America>becomes insolvent and collapses because all its money comes from American welfaregreat plan bibi
>>61964722>deploy ze counter fud
I started investing like 15 months ago. Is this like the norm? It doesnt feel like a fun experience ngl
>>61964764not nearly enough
Whispers:- Taiwan's largest petchem plant declared FM today.- Korean petchem plants operating at minimum possible run rates without shutting down.- Japanese petchem plants now operating at drastically reduced run rates- Singapore petchem plants on Jurong shutting down one after another in a chain reaction, as they each lose their surrounding feedstock suppliers.- India attempted to buy spot LNG cargoes for delivery March. They failed to find even 1 cargo, regardless of price. The end.- Indian refinery MRPL rumoured to be the first to be running out of oil. Refineries so far have not been affected because storing crude is quite easy, but India was completely unprepared.- Myanmar banned half the cars from driving. Even plates = drive on even days and so on. Other SE Asian countries doing 4-day work weeks, mandated work from home, aircon restrictions etc.- Korea went full retard and put a cap on fuel prices. Shortage now all but guaranteed.- 4 out of 5 Bangladeshi fertilizer plants are shut down due to lack of LNG. In short: give it a month and the apocalypse happens. There are still stockpiles for a while longer.
how is mirror real if our oil isn't
boy after-market is going to be interesting today
>>61964769indexes running in a generally flat range for several months like is somewhat uncommon but not outside norm
ok, selloff canceled, hope everyone had fun
>>61964772Feeling gassed up
>>61964769brother it's currently literally impossible to lose money on oil right now. both shorts and longs are making retarded amounts of money right now, you just gotta hold through the hourly swings
>>61964772all this because of one strait?kind of fucked how much of the world runs on oil
>>61964766>>becomes insolvent and collapses because all its money comes from American welfare Jiang Xueqin said yesterday in the interview with Glenn Diesel that all the AI, oil and High Tech companies will move to Tel Aviv once america is destroyed and bankrupted.
>Market crabs like it's been doing all the time>Everyone loses their shit
>>61964788>they will move to an unstable desert country racked with frequent terror attackswhy? what possible advantage could there be?
>>61964769It's just gambling. The difference between investing and horse racing is that investing has much more variables in play, which creates an illusion of being able to make educated guesses.So treat it as gambling, play with small sums on 50x leverage and cheer when you win something. That's how I had the most fun back when I had a brokerage account at least.
Sorry guys the people selling oil futures have more money than you
>>61964786invent a new energy source plox
>>61964793But how much oil do they have?
Oil is inverted head and shouldersThis is a full on crisis and the market will be in crisis mode by next week.In Vietnam and Thailand they are rationing petrol, South Korea, China & Japan's industry will come to a screeching halt. Inflation + mass layoffs from AI + rate hikes = we are in a bear market for at least 6-9 months probably until midterms.Oil will hit $200+ I personally think $250 peak.
>>61964798uranium already exists honey
>>61964793well thats because money isnt real and they can just create as muchas they want to fund their positions
How come natural gas prices haven't even remotely risen during this conflict
>>61964793True I just made $4k in a half hour after that rise on USO.
>>61964791kek I can just see it now 1 billion jews and their jeetpets abandoning sunny california hipster tech hubs to go live in war torn shitty desert Tel Aviv. LMAO
>>61964789It's oil enhanced crabbing
>>61964616>>61964616>>61964616>>61964616Fresh bread, this thread is stale af fr fr.
>>61964769what are you talking about? This is the most fun I've been having in a while. >OOOOOOOOOOOO>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TlBIa8z_Mts
>>61964793The chinese guy says Iran wants to control the Strait permanently and they'll be successful, so oil is gonna go up no matter what.
>>61964809>scalperGOD
>>61964802ok but like make it work and stuff
>that old guy crying at the endFuck amerimutts and their Israeli dogshttps://edition.cnn.com/2026/03/10/world/video/jets-iran-on-the-ground-tehran-flee-saftey-digvid-vrtc
>>61964807is most of asia's natural gas supply going through the strait of hormuz?
>>61964813go huff jeet turds then retard
>>61964786Yes but also a complete lack of backup plans.American petchem plants already run on Ethane.European plants either shut down or are switching to Ethane.Chinese plants are also swithing to Ethane to diversify their supply chains.No issues with Ethane, it's all flowing out of the US normally.So why the fuck is ALL of Asia (except China) 100% reliant on Middle Eastern naphtha to make plastics and everything downstream from that (basically everything)? Why didn't they also switch some to Ethane years ago? I'm not surprised the world runs on oil, I'm surprised these so called advanced economies like Japan and Korea were so mismanaged.
>>61964807They have moved a lot, it's just much less volatile than oil
>>61964753i also sold half my shares prematurely and i feel stupid nowbut hey, any win is a win
>>61964820nuclear power plants are almost century-old tech at this pointmodern designs are immune to meltdowns and can recycle waste into more fuel
>>61964801Sorry got ahead of myself, we are forming the last shoulder of an inverted head and shoulders on crude oil WTI. This is 100% going to retest the highs and likely will breakout once more.Added graph for visual aid for smiggers :3
>oil
>>61964786The people who choose the world's president want people to use oil and nothing else.
>>61964832ok but what if the nuclear EXPLODES??
>>61964832but like we dont use them or whatever to power everything so why
>reserves deployed
the world needs someone to blame for this
>>61964839that almost never happens>>61964840mostly because of fearmongering funded by the fossil fuel industry, who rightly recognized nuclear as capable of rendering coal power obsolete
The strait is actually open, but when observed it is closed.
I longed oil friday, shorted yesterday thinking about longing again>>61964846everyone blames Iran
The fucking Iranians hacked 4chan and deleted the real thread boss.
Buy HGRAF, we have revolutionary technology that no one wants to buy! Another pump & dump, the bitch CEO even has the Theranos phenotype.
>>61964821kek Israel is the master here, the mutts are the dogs.
MARKET IS LOOKING ANGRY AT THE FAKE AND GAY MANIPULATIONWILL SOMETHING FINALLY HAPPEN?
>>61964842Everyone knows the reserves are fuck all, but that doesn't stop the market from being retarded.
>>61964854>Israelis actually believe their irrelevant desert shithole is more powerful than Americalol
>>61964850Just goes to show narrative-driven markets are irrational and everyone who participates in it is a clown.
>>61964853I wish I took a look earlier to get in early but this is way too dangerous to buy in at $8 has the hallmarks of a pump and dump
I heard that Iran will release a new Covid strain in AH... oh wait it's not 2020 anymore. Sorry
>>61964855Let's consult Chuddah
>>61964858When there are widespread fuel shortages outside of North America in a few days people might start understanding the gravity of the situation
WORLD WAR 3.
All they're doing is lying to prop up market. Thats the strategy
boys I don't think we can trust this administration to not manipulate markets
>>61964802Uranium can't make plastic, polyester, rubber, polypropylene, polyethylene, PVC, insulation.Uranium also can't make Nitrogen or Sulfur for fertilizers.The world runs on oil for more than just energy and that's the first thing that shut down.(technically uranium can actually do all that but it needs a lot of energy and is very costly)
Its so fucking over, bro.
Barron Trump will become a trillionnaire the way he is moving on hyperliquid. CONTRAGULATIONS, MIGATARDS, SERIOUSLY.
>>61964818I try, tankers going down screwed em a bit last week but making the pivot over to just oil cleared up those losses no problem. Fundamentals haven’t changed, the market is just more erratic than ever and this conflict isn’t ending tomorrow in any case.
>>61964864Well maybe those people outside of North America should have thought about their supply chains and the geopolitical risks involved with securing petroleum from a bunch of smelly goat fuckers boss.
>>61964872i thought we could make plastic out of trees now
>>61964867everyone wouldve already expected this, priced in
Officially fatigued by the oil market
>>61964872Plus pharmaceuticals, electronics, food products, fertilizers , chemical precursors that are in all of our logistics. It's essentially the bedrock of modern society
>>61964873>"Mine planted!"
>>61964880No, that's called wood.
>>61964867>the closed strait is actually EVEN MORE CLOSED you guys!!!!it's either closed or it's not closed, it can't be doubleplusclosed
>>61964873cant believe all the copium huffers thought iran wasnt going to close the pool lmao
>>61964873Why don't we just trigger the mines while they're still on the vessels that are deploying them? We can get two birds stoned at once boss.
>>61964888yeah but deploying mines is really bad because then like no one will be able to say the place is safe for a while, even if the us completely obliterated every inch of land in the countrybecause even after when they start to remove the mines, theres always a chance they miss one, so that strait is fucked for a while now
>>61964891i thought we already wiped out Iran's navy, how are they setting mines?
>>61964850So it's Schrodinger's Strait?
>>61964873and how, pray tell, will they haul the mines into the strait without getting vapourized from the air?These things are quite big as you can see and every eye is on the strait now
>>61964888Jesuschrist, you are retarded. Thanks to this war we're all seeing how utterly retarded the average MIGAtard is. We already knew it but man...
I told you today was going to be the bottom for oil, but you chose to listen to pic related instead. It's going to $250 next, and that's before the squeeze on the treasury's shorts even starts.
>>61964900>Special Combat Operationftfy boss
>>61964898do you know how many tankers are around unable to move? theres not going to be military action in there by the us
i still cant fucking believe an american official literally tweeted they escorted a tanker to shake oil longs out and then deleted the tweet literally minutes before we find out its being mined, lmao
im still holding my vegan goyslop bags.reeeeeeee
>>61964894Maybe.
What's hilarious is fact that market keeps falling for trumps administration lying to our faces.>War is over >We won>Hormuz is open >We have escorted ships >Using treasury to short futures to make it look not as bad>Allowing India and Europe to start buying Russian energy Iran found weakness of this admin and it's making energy prices go high enough to pressure Trump to back off.
>>61964912I wonder how much he made on that tweet
>tweet that a tanker was escorted>delete it>put out story that no tanker was escortedhow bizarrehow bizarre
>>61964906??Your post makes no sense, are you angry people were not buying 2 days ago even tho you claim today is the bottom?
just be brave retards
>>61964917how does one back off after starting a new war? iran isnt going to say uncle and quit now
>>61964853>we have revolutionary technology that no one wants to buyRevolutionary technology that is patented. And it's hard to sell that technology until they gain regulatory approval in the relevant markets - which they did a couple weeks back. The doors are now wide open to scale up and make bank.>>61964859Cryptobaggies are so mindbroken they can't comprehend something not being a pump and dump.
>>61964922Its the same guy who doesnt know how hypersonics work, just ignore him
>>61964921Really has never been more obvious
>>61964915Why don't we just capture the island there at the north part, and use it to maintain the security of the whole straight boss?
>>61964925If they drag the war out they'll get regime change.
>>61964917meanwhile there are reports Iran is starting to mine the channel
>>61964886reminds me of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JLaiooX_Agnever played the game but for some reason I remember this trailerbuy WIX and BETR
>>61964917I never thought I would but I'm rooting for Iran like I was rooting for Vegeta against Frieza.
>>61964924Why don't we just run a bunch of empty ships through the strait to blow up all the mines and eat all the missiles and drones?What the fuck is the pentagon doing?
>>61964932didnt work the last time they tried that in much smaller countries, and they tried for 20 yearsagain, huge fucking misplay by the us and this is now new geopolitical instability that cant be put back into the bottle
>>61964906nah, it'll swing between 80 and 90 for the rest of the week. people know shit is bad so they're slurping it up at 80, but true panic hasn't set in and the government is desperate to suppress the price so it won't move beyond 90. sunday open will probably be wild though.
>>61964931That would require increased levels of warfare that would benefit my oil longs so they won't do it
>>61964938just pay somalian pirates to pull up the mines
>>61964793After they SELL IT ALLthey will have to BUY MOARbefore they canSELL IT AGAIN
>>61964909The US or israel can pinpoint yeet any vessel in there. There are probably no real Iranian minelayers left. The only way you could do this is with a fleet of speedboats but it would need to be hundreds good luck with the duck huntTl;Dr Iran cannot effectively mine the strait
>>61964873Chat is this real?
if they can see them placing the mines...why don't they instantly bomb the ships placing the mines?Also I thought we already blew up their whole fleet?
>>61964945....thats not how futures works friendo, they can just print contracts
>>61964946if they are dropping mines right now and no one is stopping them, then yeah i would imagine they actually can
can someone tell me how they are mining the straitwhich ships are they using and why can't the US bomb those ships
>>61964947Very little has been real today so I doubt it
>>61964948You can deploy mines from a rowboat, or underwater.
>>61964947fraid not kiddo
>>61964948Yes, they can. Before any retard says you can mine using drones or missiles you can't because naval mines are pretty big
>>61964943Well our leader was tweeting that we could increase our power level 20 times through the kaioken technique or whatever if the oil was being threatened. So why doesn't our leader just do it boss?
>>61964938They need oil for the empty ships
>>61964959are rowboats invincible to missiles?
>>61964956they drop mine into oceanus cant do shit quickly or safely enough, too many oil tankers around
>>61964946@GrokCan I trust what anonymous posters on the biz board say with regards to minors
>>61964948just install a little propeller on the mine ez
>>61964956It's like fortnite, just send one guy to build them on the ocean.
>>61964956Its a cbs(tds) report, take a wild guess
I'm honestly just thinking about tapping out at 90. My cost basis is 95.Not sure I can handle the wild swings every 30 minutes, I have a day job. One orange nigger lie could torpedo my shit while I'm asleep.
>>61964956
>>61964967>they drop mine into oceanhow do they get it there?also i thought the tankers were stuck outside the strait, surely the only ships moving through the strait are either extremely brave merchant vessels whose data can be checked or iranian mining vessels?
>>61964931Just put artillery on the northern tip of Oman who is already a US ally.The strait is 21 miles at the narrowest point. The M1299 ERCA has a maximum range of roughly 25–43 miles depending on the munition. With GPS-guided Excalibur shells and a helicopter providing targeting, they could sink Iranian ships
plunge protection is trying real hard to keep the market up
>>61964969floaties on the drone wings and turn the dron'es themselves into mines
>>61964977theres tankers on both sides, irans ships can go whereverits not that big of an area
>>61964938It would put Lockheed Martin out out business. They must build stupidly expensive weapons. Just make a bunch of beefed up remote controlled toy planes and boats for this.
IF YOU CLOSE THE STRAIT YOURE NOT STRAIGHT.
>>61964978Oman would never allow it. They're the Switzerland of the middle east and would rather stay neutral of the whole thing in their mountain stronghold while everyone else kills each other boss.
Sold my oil jr. Now I just wait for anything to crash. Booooring
The only thing Irans navy has left other then speed boats is Ghadir mini subs but they are capable of laying naval mines according to WikipediaLong oil as always
and putting the strait aside for a bit, the major oil producers in the area have cut production, so it doesnt fucking matter, there will be a big impact to global supply in the coming weeks, and thats when markets will start feeling it
>>61964975I'm afraid (for you) very little traders are giving a shit about what Trump/Iran is saying publicly.
>>61964984>theres tankers on both sidesbut not IN the straitis US military intelligence unable to keep tabs on every vessel moving through a small strait?
>>61964975Also, I lost 700 on that random spy pump which dumped 15 minutes later. I'm gun shy because the last time I bet against a retard pump on no news I got fucking heemed
>>61964997bullish for retards
>>61964956Also
the minister of war just tweeted a picture of his penis
>>61964993I agree with this. I hope all baggers who bought oil companies peak that are now panic selling as war is about to end. If oil stays 80 earnings will be great this year.
>>61964976Underground >weapon factories >nuclear labs>missile silos>naval basesIranians are either molemen or Bond villains
>>61964996its literally not safe to conduct a military operation in the area for everyone nearby, its not that big of an area, shit can get real bad real quickiran could drone every tanker in the area if the us started to show up to start attacking
>>61965000okay now that makes sensei thought they needed to use ships to deploy mines
1 hour until armageddon
>>61965000they fly now??
>>61963748this is just a crab, just with 25 vix. the market is so paranoid a reporter shouting nigger in iran would move the candles a little bit. relax
explain how we get a big vix expansion and the market goes completely barcode sideways for an entire hour, lmaoMANIPULATION! MANY SUCH CASES!
>>61964956Why do we have to explain obvious shit to retards like you? It's so easy to throw mines out of cannons into the water. There are mines that move on their own too.You can install a local AI model on a mine with a gps receiver, a few GB VRAM, and propellers. And release them into the Strait anywhere along the coast, they'll go into the area where they need to be on their own.
Subhumans that voted for this should be castrated and any relatives should be liquidated to defend the genepool from further pollution.
you can poop and pee into the strait as well for an additional layer of defense
>>61964993true and that's why i stopped gambling on oil options and i'm parking my winnings in xom for the summer
>>61965006Well they anticipated an attack for 20+ Years.Imagine the bunkers in Best Korea...
>>61965019sorry i don't have navy autism so i don't know what naval mines can do
>he thinks it's over for oil and related stocks like chemicals or fertilizersWe only getting started.
>>61965019hey retard the entire point of a mine is that it doesn't move
>>61965019>not pulling the targeted probe away from the othersishygddt
>>61965027The point of a mine is that it denies access to an area
its cool how they are manipulating the market to keep it from going red, its neat to watchi just imagine them buying into every market sell order with infinite money in their account
>>61965030it does that by being anchored else the ocean may take it where it will laddy
>>61965011what happens then?
>>61965019FUCKn widow mines
>ppt schizo still goingIf you dont fade this retard you are ngmi
>>61965034Markets close and the worlds oil infrastructure goes up in flames
>>61965036ppt is real thou
>>61965037Tesla Chad can't stop winning.
>>61964893The same way Ukraine did it
>>61965025they're like mines but for the navyhope this helps
They should update the definition of the word "open" like they did with "recession."Strait is open btw
sooooooo, is it actually time for a leveraged oil play?
>>61965036see? ppt saved the market from falling again
>>61965006Don't forget the underground air bases
>>61965060probably not, the manipulators got a hand on the volatility very quickly and are holding markets in place until they can get control of the narrative again to artificially pump equities and dump oil
>>61965060Only if you enjoy lies and decept
>>61965000Mines are big because they need to damage ships, which are fuckhuge. Your average naval mine is way bigger than your average missile warhead you dumb fuck. They cannot use missiles to lay naval mines.
>>61965053The vibestrait of hormuz is open
>>61965060BETTAH SCRUTINIZETHA SHAPESB4 U DO THAT
Reminder that Kraken Robotics has anti-mine drones that Anduril is deploying and HGRAF and Seadar are working on advanced next-gen subsea radar system for Kraken.HGRAF is the place to be.
I should patent a Sahed-like drone seamine deployer. Or heck, have the drone be able to land relatively safely on the water and become the mine itself.I think I can make millions.
muh joos
buy the dip fellas, vix has peaked, they are shorting it back down
>>61965072It isn't 1935 anymore gramps and the mines you have in your head were for killing armoured battleships with mine/torpedo protections that haven't existed for 80 years .Both sides have the capabilitie to lay mines with ground fired missile and team Epstein can even lay naval mines from aircraft. The naval mines they lay will also be overkill for tankers since they are designed for modern warships
>>61965072A Fajr-5 rocket has a 175 kg warhead. The naval mine variant may have a bigger warhead at the expense of range. For comparison, a Mk 48 torpedo, which recently completely destroyed an Iranian frigate, has a 293kg warhead
>>61965060You would think so but considering the last few days and how its clearly so easy to manipulate the price? I wouldn't
>>61965091Retard look at oil its about to breakoutDO NOT GET BULL TRAPPEDYOU ARE SMARTER THAN THAT, RIGHT?
OIL IS GREEEEEN
>>61965060You're a bit late
>>61965104nah ppts got our back
No crying in the oil casino.
if you ever think the market will go red, just remember ppt is there and loves you and your portfolio and will never let you have a red day ever again
>>61964971CBS is now owned by the Ellison clan
>>61965117god bless jews
the spy would be down like 2% right now but ppt bought it all
>>61965120Not for long.
Does anybody remember what happened when that boat got stuck in the canal and everybody just had to go around? Why doesn't everybody just go around the straight of homos boss?
>>61965120Hasn't been culled yet, probably waiting for contracts to expire
The bakers are all dead
> U.S. intelligence assets have begun seeing indications that Iran may be preparing to deploy naval mines in the Strait of Hormuz shipping lanes, using small craft capable of carrying two to three mines each, CBS News reports. Estimates have put Iran’s mine stockpile at roughly 2,000–6,000 mines.Can someone explain why the markets do not significantly react to headlines like these (that support the hormuz closure reality) vs. the markets being extremely reactive over le oil is flowing statements? A headline like this a week ago would’ve shot crude past 130. How is this being done?
>>61965141CBS is a rag unlike our routers
>>61964835A reminder I have called this and you can still position yourself accordinglyOil is going to giga pump this evening.
>>61965141the markets are several things including: fake, gay, rigged
>>61965140The got OILED
SHAPES ARE GOING UP>SHAPES ARE GOING UP>SHAPES ARE GOING UP>HE SHORTED>SHAPES
>>61965141>news that says strait is closedpriced in>news that says strait is not closednot priced init's literally that simple, you are asking why the markets react more to the unexpected than the expected
OIL UP 1.5%
>>61965140They all suicide when oil went 80.
New thread:>>61965148>>61965148>>61965148
>>61965141I think people are still betting on the reserves. Although I have no idea how they're going to transport it all.
>>61965150which shapes? double triangles?
>>61965100>>61965102Okay I concede that pointHOWEVER thats still 1 mine per missile and you need hundreds at the very minimum, also practically every launch means your launcher will highly likely be obliterated soon after gg no rezstill betting they can't mine the straight of homos which is why the markets dont give a fuck about these news
>>61965137Because consider oil is shit and the straight of whore moose is the asshole. You can't get out of the asshole if you block the anus, no matter what.
>>61965169>hundreds at the very minimumI don't think that's a problem. Iran has an enormous rocket motor industry.>your launcherIs just a commercial truck with some metal tubes on a frame that can be elevated
>>61963774I won't be running out of food good luck fags
>>61964946honestly, I was thinking the same thing. Just because Iran can keep the straits closed doesn't mean the U.S. can't strike any targets in the gulf either.>>61965000>source: Iranian TVidk, seems fishy to me>>61965242>>hundreds at the very minimum>I don't think that's a problem. Iran has an enormous rocket motor industry.>>your launcher>Is just a commercial truck with some metal tubes on a frame that can be elevatedI think you're over-simplifying this. Just because an MLRS and it's associated rockets might be quick and easy to produce in normal circumstances doesn't mean it's going to be easy to do now. Firstly, the locations of most of the underground factories/bunkers/etc. are already known, so there's a real chance of most of their supply getting spawn-camped on account of allied air-superiority. Secondly, resources to support the manufacturing of military equipment are stretched thin due to strikes on their oil and the ability to attack any target that's out in the open. Thirdly, the FAJR-5 would probably need a specialized radar if it was going to be effective at naval operations, and I doubt they had that many before the strikes started. Ultimately, I don't think there's a real chance of Iran being able to lay-down a naval mine-field in the strait.
>>61964872Coal, ethane or propane can be used as alternative feedstocks. The Chinese use coal to some extent. It's not *that* more expensive to use coal.
>>61965648There are new missile and drone launches from Iran every day. Apparently, attacking aircraft not have enough numbers and loitering time to constantly spawn camp Iranian tunnel openings.A new launcher for this rocket can probably be made in a shed by a welder. Precision in construction is not important because high accuracy is not important.Why would a radar be necessary for rocket deployed mines? There is no need to see any moving target; the location to drop mines on are predetermined.
>>61966307>There are new missile and drone launches from Iran every dayTrue, but the numbers are obviously very anemic, and the spawn-camping and defensive measures taken to avoid having missile-launchers bombed contribute to this.>A new launcher for this rocket can probably be made in a shed by a welder.the tubes maybe, but the trucks and equipment needed to make them stable firing platforms would be more complicated.>Precision in construction is not important because high accuracy is not important.depends on how accurate you need it to be. In this case, admittedly, it doesn't need to be very accurate to place the mines, but doing so efficiently to ensure higher density and to make sure the straits aren't navigable benefits from more of it. Otherwise more rockets, mines, and time would be required to close any potential gaps.>There is no need to see any moving target; the location to drop mines on are predetermined.fair
chink bros...
Should 50x long oil right now? It's definitely going up...?
