Professional Trader Edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendars:https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesPrevious: >>61963748
WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPERJUNIOR DOUBLE TRIPLE WHOPPER
so uh like, some stuff happened in the market or whatever
you interrupted my bake
You don't have to get bull trapped, position yourself for the coming oil crisis.An inverted head and shoulders forming on oil and we are on the last shoulder.Will go over $110+ tonight.
>Looking to upgrade CPU>Hear about the gloom and doom of electronics prices>Check and see>Prices are not that badAm I missing something or is it just RAM prices that are screwed?
>>61965165Now I'm starving.
>>61965148almost got my prop trade account close bc of that oil pump. Only $1k left before I go bust. Do I go all in on a long now??/
you should interrupt your bake and buy the dip, ppt is buying rn
I have Hormuz fatigue
>>61965166Your apathy makes my penis rock hard babethems dubs too...cute :)
dafuq happened to this companyI recall it soaring from August-NovemberI made a pretty penny on it myselfAll the congressmen were buying itWhat happened?
>>61965170thanks for halfbaking>>61965148thanks for baking
>>61965173cpus are cheap because you only need one of them
>>61965180hormoz wonstraits lost
why are we dumping mumusisters? i just came back from wageslaving and thought we were finally back
>CNN reports Iran has begun laying naval mines in the Strait of Hormuz, citing two sources familiar with U.S. intelligence.>Only a few dozen mines have reportedly been deployed so far, but Iran retains 80–90% of its small boats and mine-laying vessels.
>>61965173Ram is more expensive but CPUs haven't really gotten any better in 4 years so upgrading it is also a bad deal right now
stop buying oilstart buying hgraf
>>61965171its just shorts closing their positions (locking in gains) before shorting again
>>61965189iran put some spiky explodey things in the hormel thing or whatever and now people wanna buy oil real bad or something
>>61965183Unironically bullish chart if you zoom out, will be over $10 by the end of the year.
>>61965173CPUs are one of the only components that are fine. SSD and HDD storage is getting bad and GPUs are starting to climb.
>>61965148Don’t worry Trump planned for this
>>61965192Hell no. Whenever you faggots at /smg/ shill a stock pick, that means it's time to exit it.
>>61965198Guess we'll be dipping into his fat reserves next.
>>61965193Lol no the strait is still closed, production has slowed/ceased in some areas and Asia is having fuel rationing.Iran isn't playing ball and is feared to be mining the strait this isn't going to wrap up before April.BEWARE THE IDES OF MARCH (This Sunday)
>>61965189thanks for earning my neetbux babe
>>61965202i was shilling HGRAF at $1 and that was definitely not time to exit
>>61965197Yeah, I happened to look up a 4tb SSD I bought last summer and it's almost doubled in price on Amazon.
>>61965198lmao they didint plan for shit. they planned to have another maduro scenario and hoped the people would rebel or whateverthis shit is hilarious to watch unfold, just the sheer incompetence and hubris and LYING
QRD on why SPY and QQQ are red? I thought the war was over.
>>61965189iran spiked the hormussy
>>61965211ppt is boughting right now, buy dip fren
>>61965198So much for "this was a sudden threat and we had to intervene"
>>61965207Fair enough. I understand they are using graphene. But other than that, sell me on it. Where is your price target? What do you think future revenues look like?
ORCL earnings are about to send us into a depression
>>61965189Trump lied again fren, no one foresaw this.
>>61965190>energy secretary tweets to dump the price so administration buddies can buy in>delete tweet and now put out statements saying that iran might potentially probably be mining the strait soonishup next >sell at close for big profit, after hours short it and then have trump come out and say that the navy was completely sunk and that there are no mines, oil dumps again
>>61965171>Will go over $110+ tonight.I believe oil is in the claws of the headlines
>>61965214theyve lost control of the narrative, not that they ever had it but you can tell they feel the pressure from all the weird lies and floundering they are doing in every presser
>CPI tomorrow
>>61965218orcls entire marketcap isnt even worth a 2% move in nvidia bro
>>61965218I've heard from people familiar with matter that it will be a blowout suprise beat
Ok I reopened my Degiro account. Of course the first thing I did is I enabled access to 10-50x leverage products. Pancetta trades will be back on the menu soon.
ppt is fighting the evil market sellers right now in a fierce battle, but they will bought it all because they have unlimited money
LONGSHAPES
>>61965216Different poster here, but I said in the other thread, every 1000 tons of contracting is another $10 on the share price. If they get 5000 tons secured by EoY for 2027...
>>61965216>I understand they are using graphene.actually they make itmy price target was $10 EOY but we may hit that by EOM so i have to reassessEPA approval blew the ceiling off just like that israeli bomb blew up the ayatollah
>>61965227How much does that matter as a percentage of world output?
>>61965227Honestly yeah but I think they’re gearing up for boots on the ground in Hormuz
>>61965205Ok. I'll be betting on nothing happening though
>>61965218I'm ready to buy oracle in the dip.
>>61965202/smg/ been shilling it since last August honestly the only /smg/ stock that deserves the hype
cringe old boomer representing the free world, supposedly
>>61965245At 20%, it's the largest shock by far. None of the others exceeded 10% iirc
>>61965248why would you buy oracle when you could buy any stock that actually goes up instead?
>>61965226Tomorrow's CPI doesn't reflect the real effects of Iran.>>61965219Trump is a christian extremist, he's never lie. Only leftists lie.
>>61965206no problem. one does the work, the other enjoys the gains
we arent making it to space. this international politics and economy feels like a global chuck e. cheese
>>61965252lmfao hes lost control, the strait is 100% closed and fucked for sure
topkek
>>61965252this seems like an empty threathe literally already decapitated their government, the only escalation from here is boots on the ground and that could actually get him impeached
>>61965252This is a lie but it helps my oil longs
>>61965256It will go up eventually... Oracle is too big to fail. I have patience
>>61965189>-0.1%
REMOVE THE MINEY WINEYS RIGHT NOW OR ELSE *SHAKES BRUISED FIST*
huge respect for all traders and investors
>>61965252>>61965263What hasn't Iran seen yet? Only thing I can think of is nukes
I havent been to these threads in a couple years so whn you guys talk about TACO, i assumed you were talking about the stock. so i bought 50 shares the past couple weeks cause i thought you schizos were on to something.
>>61965245>How much does that matter as a percentage of world output?not sure if percentages matter for something with such inflexible demand. Rich buyers will pay inflated prices to keep the lights on while poorer countries will go through massive drops in consumption. At both ends, it's not going to be pretty.
God damn I don't see ANY reason not to go balls deep long into oil at these suppressed prices.But god damn the powers that be sure did it all to suppress it and succeeded. How the fuck do you even fight against this?
>>61965263
>>61965275Lmao
The mines don't matter, Trump just needs to keep saying the strait is open and spoofing shipping GPS so it looks like boats are going through the strait and the markets will be fine. Its all just numbers, nobody double checks these things anyways - nobody's even gonna notice, its not like they can count the oil.
>>61965271ground invasionif the US sends troops, regime change is guaranteedbut i don't think trump has the political capital to do itthe war is already unpopular with hardly any casualties
i think our incompetent administration is finally realizing they overstepped in this one guysvolatility is here to stay
>>61965252>>61965263henlo mr khameneipls make mines gotank u mr khamenei
>>61965272
>>61965263The mines are only there if they blow up! THE STRAIT IS OPEN. GO GO GO.
>>61965241HGRAF anon is that you? you bought a huge bag at $1 ( cad) did you already made it?
>>61965274They can only suppress it with money for so long until they have to actually have to come up with oil supply
>>61965275This is pathetic to a level never seen before.
>>61965275Greeks will continue to sail through the Strait causing oil to dump.When finally they'll hit a mine and blow up, oil will moon. So buy every dip.>>61965273Yeah but I assumed oil has been prospected around the world since those other wars.>>61965254Too bad it isn't more.
>>61965239>HydroGraph has an annual capacity to produce 10 tons of graphene.>Two additional Hyperion reactors started building for a combined capacity of 20 tons per yearwow its actually so much fucking worse than I thought
>>61965288unfortunately no, the real hgraf anon bought at like $0.60 and has over 60,000 sharesi have a large position with a six-figure dollar value thoughi would have even more if i hadn't heemed myself on some reckless trades in november...
>>61965275this reads like something an elementary school teacher would write
>>61965246>Honestly yeah but I think they’re gearing up for boots on the ground in HormuzThe town where the school full of schoolgirls was bombed -- twice in a double-tap -- by the US using Tomahawks is close to the Strait of Hormuz. The entire terrain is mountainous as fuck. I imagine that the Iranians won't have any shortage of volunteers itching for a chance at payback.
>>61965274They had to stop suppressing gold and silver in order to suppress oil. Solution: long the metals and miners.
>>61965264>the only escalation from here is boots on the groundWe'll have boots on the ground by my birthday boss.
>>61965289It's never going back to the price it was, even after the war, if Iran wins, every country buying oil from there will pay taxes to Iran to pass the Strait.
>>61965275Oh manThis is bad
>>61965293>prospectedOil in the ground doesn't help fuel anything and it can take months to years for new extraction projects to come online.
i knew the vix suppression was fishy as hellthey just wanted to get cheaper puts before the real dump
The question of $150+ crude is when, not if. Prepare yourselves, buy/sell accordingly, enjoy the show.
>>61965306Who's going to collect the taxes if they don't have a government boss?
Quick only 7 minutes left... long or short Oracle: GO
>>61965301Don't be cringe on smg
>>61965275MINESARE JUSTA DIFFERENT KIND OFSHAPES
>>61965316NEITHER ITS A GAMBLER TRAP
>>61965148imagine the smell of that room
I know I know I'm just not gonna buy calls on UCO at close todaymaybe thursday
>>61965322its a cartoon homie
>>61965246>boots on the ground in Hormuz>Hormuz>boots>ground
>>61965275I like how he's desperately trying to cover all bases in these, its like he's literally mentally ten
>>61965316Oracle is a scam company and I'm long on scams these days
>>6196524520% is insane>>61965275>"REMOVE THOSE MINES RIGHT NOW!"What an absolute fucking clown
>>61965325you can walk on water with the right kind of foot attire you know
>>61965275>post so stupid had to check it was real>it was, indeed, realhttps://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/116206575952434485
>>61965316It will drop more...
>>61965288I'm the HGRAF OG anon. I'm making it all right. Once the metals and uranium start putting in new highs, and if HGRAF at least doubles from here should easily hit $3 to $4 million this year. Also have around $600,000 in physical precious metals. Hot over $2.1 million today.
>>61965327Thanks anon, joining you and buying some now.
>>61965252>no Thank you for your attention to this matter!Fake news
>>61965316Oracle is going to be cashflow negative for the foreseeable future. This isn't the time to be buying speculative shit companies that don't make money boss.
>>61965338That's how you know he's rattled
>>61965275Is he fucking nuts?
>sea minesWe’ve reached sandnigger cope the likes I’ve never seen. From “sources say have infinite drones” to “sources say sea mines”. Why do people believe anything they read on twitter?
https://www.cnn.com/2026/03/10/politics/iran-begins-laying-mines-in-strait-of-hormuzNONONONO DON’T SELL
>>61965318
my BOIL is GREENmy UCO is GREENbut my USO is still RETWHY THAT IS???
>>61965252Punishment little girl bombings will increase until mine morale improves.
>>61965339>>61965335>>61965327>>61965320Thanks for recommending the long frens!
>>61965336based
>>61965339For once I have to reluctantly agree with my best friend The Faggler, ORCL is dead money, the fact they are guaranteeing the Paramount WB deal is insane.Funny that Ellison & Saylor were front and centre for the dot com bubble and will be at the front of the AI crypto everything bubble
I thought you guys told me it was over what gives
>>61965346Pool's closed migger
>XOM>PBR>BAK>KOS
>>61965346nobody has fucked with iran in all these years precisely because of this. its real, theres going to be a major oil problem
>>61965348
>>61965353HOLY REDDIT
>>61965359The ride never ends.
>>61965359trump literally said it was overthen he immediately said it wasn't, but stupid people only listened to him the first time
>>61965358There's other things we can agree on too. Like boots on the ground is the only way to solve the current crisis in the sand box boss.
DING DING DING DING DINGHow did it go today?!?!
>>61965369ppt just bought thou
Trumps post is so stupid oil markets won't even react
>>61965328>"REMOVE THOSE MINES RIGHT NOW!" He thinks Iran will hand over the keys to their destruction and die peacefully as Israel blows up another school and happily exterminates them. They know they're about to die, so they're doing as much damage as possible. Oil will not come down. The Jewish trickery to bring it to 80 dollars is just a dip for the rest of us.
>>61965348Why does this feel like a psy opThey have drones flying ovee there, spy planes, satelite picturesCant they verify that in real time? Okay I understand the strait of hormus isnt a small river like back hole but damn this feels orchestrated
>>61965374Crabbed up 0.11%
>>61965374up just shy of 18% thanks to canadian soot manufactured by an instagram model
>>61965374Today: -0.24%This Week: +1.28%This Month: -1.72%This Year: -5.16%
>>61965374+45% in my gambling account
>>61965374My annual salary is $150k. I almost made that in a single day today. See >>61965336
>>61965198if they actually planned for this shit they wouldnt have let oil prices hit 120 in the first place and they would have acted preventively instead of reactively
>>61965374>+1.54%
>oilI told youThey were riding the coattails of his pre-close remarks yesterday which had no basis all day today. The G7 announcement on SPR will come by the morning to beat it back down again. They'll then just keep releasing nonsense news strategically to keep it lower than it should be.It won't make a difference to the actual problem, but when the fuck did that ever matter
>>61965346POOL'S CLOSED FAGGOT>burgeroids really thought they'd btfo Iran in a direct military confrontation instead of just getting their assholes gaped indirectlyIran's been thinking of how best to fuck you guys for like 4 decades and you thought you could just walk in and blow shit up with no plan, kek
>>61965379any time you think its all gay just remember, the major players in the region did reduce output, and its not a liethats all that matters
>>61965364>nobody has fucked with iran in all these years precisely because of thisthe fact that the orange nigger has thrown the accusation of wanting to fuck with iran at his opponents for basically forever and he's now the one to step into that gigantic pile of shit himself is like poetry, it rhymes
>>6196537430.2k 'foliopeak was 32kgot out with 30.8kprofit is profit in his gay market
>The mining is not extensive yet, with a few dozen having been laid in recent days, the sources said. But Iran still retains upward of 80% to 90% of its small boats and mine layers, one of the sources said, so its forces could feasibly lay hundreds of mines in the waterway.
>>61965336
>>61965401BY MINERS
>>61965399>like poetrymore like blackmail
>>61965374+4.15% but I was up over double that a few hours ago>>61965299Checked. Yeah it's a little like "I'm going to turn around and whoever stole my pen, put it back on my desk RIGHT NOW and you won't get in trouble" kek
>>61965358I would accept Israeli boots on the ground, its a win-win then both my enemies are fighting each other :3
>>61965374Crabed on my oil lotto tickets
trump presently malding over mines
>>61965405THESE AREN'T THE MINERS I WAS HOPING TO GROPE
I have a high-stakes bet with a friend that the war will end within a month and that nothing else of significance will happen. On the other hand, the war continuing would give me more dip-buying opportunities.
>>61965393noone gives a shit oil stocks will keep going higher
>>61965419Is your bussy on the line? Because you're gonna get fucked
>>61965414>send guns to israel to arm their soldiers>israel does all the actual fighting and dyingseems like a good deal to me
You really need to read this thread if you want to understand what's happening in the markets. Yes, it's long, but it's extremely important and worth it. Oil to $250, buy the dip.>>>/pol/530381855
Look at the date>>61965275If Iran deploys mines it means they no longer care about their own exports, or China's precious 'supply chains'. They are ready to go down with the ship which means no surrender and no end to the gorilla warfare for a very long time. But let's see if they actually do it first.>>61965374Today: +1.77%
>>61965280>if the US sends troopsToo many years scoring easy wins with standoff weapons against goatherders armed only with AKs has made the US soft. It's unpleasant but true. Being able to fight wars has meant having the will to bleed, which it no longer has, for foreign wars at least. And in the run-up to the midterms? forget it. Trump has painted himself and the US into a corner.
>>61965396>implying this wasn't plannedBoots on the ground have always been part of the plan boss.
>He hasn't bought NTR yetIts in a tasty little cup & handle formation and will run to $125+ over the coming TWO MORE WEEKS
>>61965401>they have no navy anymore>still laying mines
>>61965401Double the sources said in one paragraph. That means it’s extra sourced.
>>61965433Should have expected this after Ukraine
>>61965427there are currently ships with mine sweeping capablities in the region according to my sources
>>61965431Got calls?
went long on oil, what am i in for?
Scaramucci is fairly sure this is what happened:Lindsay Graham is openly bragging in the WaPo about telling Mossad/Nutty how to drag Trump in. They all told le orange child rapist he would be historic, this special mutt operation would be his 6 day war, reshape the planet, whack the main guy and all would tremble etc. Then he could go over there and make the new guys grovel on much TV. See the attention whoring over fat Kim a few years back. (Which failed, like this). That's it.
>We will take Iran's oil and take over the country over the weekend>We will still take the oil, we just need more time>We will bomb their refineries and take the oil through the strait>The boats aren't going through the strait because they're pussies, we will escort them>Okay we can't escort them, we'll go boots on ground and take the oil ourselvesYou are here
>>61965428the thing that actually soured the US on ground wars was decades-long quagmires like vietnam and afghanistan, and it doesn't help that this is undeniably an offensive war and most people don't like thosetrump simply doesn't have the political capital to launch an invasion that absolutely no one believes to be justified retaliation, no matter how much realpolitikal sense it may or may not make
>>61965444Navigating propaganda for the perfect exit
>>61965445no way trump is that stupid, they have him on tape fucking the wrong girl. It's blackmail. He spent his whole life bitching about how the US should back off Iran
>>61965368
>>61965427Thats fine, he will blame Biden for this.
>>61965431Sitting pretty since end of november 25 >>61965398Truth
>>61965455kek redditors btfo smg pros AGAIN
>>61965426He’s in a coma.
>>61965446>We had to nuke them because they're a terrorist regime, it's unfortunate that 10,000 of our troops were also nuked but it wouldn't be a lot worse if we didn't.
ORCL SKYROCKETS from -25% to -20% YTD
>>61965454>entire second term has been about trying to make people like him>but there's NO WAY he could be trying to make people like him this time!!!there is no need to blackmail someone who is so easily manipulated
>>61965433>The US escorted a ship through the strait
>>61965426wow it's full of spooks. surely iranians won't be dumb enough to keep dying for these old midwit retards
>>61965353Gambler's fallacy confirmed real.
>>61965426/pol/ will literally poison your minddo not go there even just for teh lulz
>>61965443Just 500 shares because I'm a faggot :3
>>61965426Got FIREFOX reading that shit 2 me. THX Anon.
>>61965374folio ATH'ed today+0.64%
>>61965454whynotboth.gifI'm just saying what le Mooch is claiming, and he knows a lot of people. It might be bullshit but I believe it.
>>61965476Fuck off, paco
>>61965427you did see irans terms of ceasefire right
>>61965336Damn, nice anon. I got in late but I'm up 89% on my shares.
>>61965374-0.06% feels bad manBut at the same time I've been winning bigly on my covered calls. I made a 5% overall return on my intel shares so far and i might make 10% overall return if they get called.I was told to do wheeling for some periodic income and its been pretty nice so far. I kind of want to study more on what other wheeling strategies i can do.
>>61965476Gay. It's just really REALLY shit now
Last three digits will be Brent's price by April 1st
>>61965337>>61965353No problem, enjoy
>ORACLEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>61965476>/pol/ will literally poison your mind>do not go there even just for teh lulz>1PBTIDOil will squeeze to $250, buy the dip on oil and gas.
If he's posting about mines and not knowing if Iran has mined, it means he hasn't got all the midget subs, which have always been the most dangerous Iranian asset.Why he is letting the world know this, when he wants oil down, I do not know.
>>61965470iran is split between people who love the regime and people who hate the regimepeople who hate the regime want the shah back, not because they loved his dad but because he's literally the only opposition figure they can namepeople who love the regime will do literally anything to keep the regime in poweri personally don't know which side will come out on top, but i'm rooting for the shah
Oracle bros...HERE WE FUCKING GOOOOOO
What will happen to the oil if trump sends Israel to blow up a hospital?
>>61965451>trump simply doesn't have the political capital to launch an invasion that absolutely no one believes to be justified retaliationIts not just that. With boots on the ground comes the *inevitability* of PoWs who will be paraded on camera in 4k with all the resultant political consequences. You have to have enough buy-in domestically to tank that kind of political hit and Trump hasn't done the months and months of consensus building that something like that would take. He wanted another weekend op like Maduro, in and out, before the markets open and someone told him to go for it.
>>61965465>and we still can't get to the oil but don't worry we'll drop more nukes on the mountains to get to it
>>61965374+0.98% today+7.49% this year
are you beating the index
>>61965504I like soldiers who don't get captured boss.
>>61965336I only bought 100 shares. At first i wanted to drive my head through a wall but then i realized that im still beating the market so i stopped caring.
the mines aren’t real they have no miners we destroyed the navy go back to sleep
>>61965504>He wanted another weekend op like Maduro, in and out, before the markets open and someone told him to go for it.He had it. He can go home right now if he wants to. Just pull out and take everything back to the united states.
ppt boughting hard
>>61965517Thanks donald
>>61965278incorrect.the spoofing is showing the ships sailing over land and other wild shit.they have been spoofing data since the very beginning of the conflict, almost certainly to prevent ballistic missile targeting.
>make a post about opening a heavily leveraged position on oil at $80 literally 30mins ago>Didn't >It's at 86 now I hate myself so much, bros
>>61965374I threw away money getting a lotto ticket, then after seeing it was a winner, ripped it up.I want to die.
>>61965494>>61965473>>61965463Frankly was always going to buy today I just wanted to make a big deal about it on smg for you's. Unironically this is in my retirement port for a multi-year hold. Larry is not going to rest until he's a trillionaire. His point about AI inference being way bigger than training is just simply correct. Oracle taking on a lot of risk to be the big dick in this space, but if they succeed the reward will be an AWS-sized market cap.10x in 5 years.
>>61965465Literally call of duty 4
>>61965517Ok, you are right, I'm going to bed. It's 9:15pm anyways, good time to go to sleep.
The earnings beatings will continue until morale improves
>>61965508I'm up 30% YTD realized boss
>>61965508No I am the index.
>>61965518Is this tomorrow's line? No evidence of mines being laid? With after hours "ok there were mines"
wtfwt!
>>61965502ALWAYS INVERSE /SMG/ OR GET HEEMED TO THE SHADOW REALM
>>61965453>trump is obsessed with image and a slave to israel>israel rabidly wants regime change in iran>iran's only leverage is economic i.e. restricting oil exports immovable object meets unstoppable force? i sincerely doubt israel will chagne it's position (so neither will trump) and iran's existence is on the line
>>6196552610x in 5 years!?!? nigga my dick ain't gonna work in 5 years
>>61965534Iran actually mining hormuz would be their samson option, basically permafucking the straight because demining takes literally forever. Asia would get massively fucked and Iran would have no allies left.
>>61965532Nice. I'm mostly index but I'm helped by having some of the small cap value index and hindered by also having some bitcoin.
>US president posts about mines Is he trying to drive oil up now? No ship will sail if the US at the highest level is saying it's mined
>>61965538Don't get your hopes up too high. This is going to be a repeat of what happened to the N*Video stock a few weeks ago boss.
>>61965538Oracle is a heavily heavily heavily jeeted company, short term possibly positive long term negative.
>>61965518>He had it. He can go home right now if he wants to. Just pull out and take everything back to the united states.You're right. But imo Trump would rather Americans die than let Israel tank Iranian missiles alone and I'm not sure what realistic concessions would make Iran stop firing at Israel.
>>61965508yea 128.79% sir
>guy who's always right about the middle east on polymarket is betting that the war ends by the 15this he right?
>>61965336I wouldn't have the balls to hold that much in what might as well be a shitcoin, kekI'd sell and shift it into more stable investments.Godspeed, Anon
>>61965508I'm up 7% YTD
>>61965555Trump will declare a win, polymarket will pay out, then the SMO will continue
>>61965555well "guy who's always right" sounds like someone I'm not gonna argue with
>>61965555According to trump it'll be over on the 15th. After that a special military operation will start
QRD on why the market closed an hour early today?
>>61965545>>61965252>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTly35T4fz02:20
>They have sea mines now!Nope. Not falling for it this time. Brown third worlders are the worst thing to happen to the internet AND the stock market.
its funny. we literally at the early stages of ww3 and nothing happens.
>>61965427>Four of them are still in service, all of which are forward-deployed in Japan, but are also slated for decommissioning in the coming year>The Navy only fielded its first two operational mine countermeasures modules, installed on the Independence class LCSs USS Santa Barbara and USS Canberra, last year. So much for all that planning kek >>61965198, absolute clown administration
>>61965358His hand is fused to his head
>>61965567The president decided this was enough for today
>>61965566>>61965564it only pays out if there are 14 continuous days without any military actionhttps://polymarket.com/event/iran-x-israelus-conflict-ends-by/iran-x-israelus-conflict-ends-by-march-15
>>61965374-32% today-56% week-82% month-90% YTDI'm hoping tomorrow picks up
Do I exit now ahead of tomorrow crash or is the market a completely jewish clown show that will just keep going up?
>>61965567Same reason it opened an hour early
>>61965585>is the market a completely jewish clown show that will just keep going upAlways has been
>>61965576wake me up when 2 countries with nukes go to war
>>61965572>>61965545>>61965534>>61965517>>61965433See>>61965570
>>61965572ill fall for it because the us and israel havent occupied the strait and made it safe and now they likely cant without a lot of headache
Holy shit are these threads active god damn going through over 3 while markets are open
>>61965572If there aren't mines, just go through bro
>>61965593>13 minssummarize it in 2 lines
>>61965489Congrats!
>>61965585it will go up but highly likely after you panic sold. "they" want to shake out weak goys.
Iran doesn't even have to close the strait . Trump just did it for them by mentioning the possibility of mines
>>61965585What crash?NiggerUSA is steamrolling the towelheads.
>>61965581Wtf jaquan doing? Zoomies with 100 bucks be like?
>>61965581-90% YTD that means you only need 900% upside. Easy!
>>61965585thats the fun of it, nobody knows! depends entirely on what fake tweets get posted and deleted
>>61965593Buy an ad. Support your local 4chin today.
>>61965600The real measure of volatility in the markets is the number of smg threads per day.>>61965570Deja Vu from watching this at the end of the 12 day war last year expecting the worst then it just instantly ended lol. Expecting similar this time round but it will get worse and fears will peak before it recovers.
>>61965171Zoom out. That's not an inverted head and shoulders. For a head and shoulders to be forming, the price would have to close above 90.
>>61965585it will always go up.it might go down for a bit and take a while to recover, but long term, it is always up.
>>61965513Love and learn. Ive probably missed out on earning millions over the years from not taking the right trade or not position well. You'll have your day in the sun eventually.
>>61965607yeah, now insurance got even more expensive, and nobody is gonna want to fuck with a potentially mined straitenjoy futures limit down tonight
>>61965621>>61965607He can just delete the tweet.
>>61965601You can't tell if there are because midget subs can deploy them and they are planted in the sea bed.Remember the air mine from battlefield? Where you plant it and then when the plane flies over it shoots a missile up and hit the plane?Same thing, except in water.Mine clearance ships need basically perfect safety to work.
>>61965621Our leader just reopened the straight. The oil will flow boss.
>>61965619pretty much. with just 1 day of future sight, you'd be at multiple millions within a year easilythere is always another opportunity every single day. no reason to cry about one in particular when you missed 364 more
You might think I'm balls deep in PLTR, but I can actually go deeper. I'm about to sell 400K worth of deep In the Money puts on PLTR expiring at the beginning of April. Thinking maybe the 170 strike for April 2, it is currently at 150. Insane or just sane enough to make me a cheeky 20% gain in two weeks?
>>61965615Shiet
>>61965567it didn't.
>>61965624if he deletes the tweet it sends a worse message, lol
>>61965624Kek
my portfolio was chosen by god
>>61965558I followed the Druck's advice.
>>61965615I want some numbers on VIX vs /smg/ threads@grok get on this (with no mistakes)
Oka how many days until one ship drives into a mine
>>61965609What?
>>61965645He's calling you a nigger, boss
>>61965567brownoid detected
>>61965645he says you're brown and underage
>>61965610I have tiny amount of dosh. Either I eat or I go in on whatever stupid thing doesn't make me money, like usual. Can't remember any big wins.
i should have just all-inned vix calls
>>61965644They don't actually need to hit a mine. The presence of any mines will make passage too risky for any insurer or captain to even bother with it
>>61965658JEET THREAD AGAIN- DO NOT GO, MAKE ANOTHER THREAD. FUCK OFF JEET SHILL FAGGOT POOP ASS
>>61965630I made a post about going in on a leveraged position an hour so ago when it's 80 and I didn't and now it's 86. Missed out on 10k, I can't do it anymore.
>>61965653I wish I was that rich
>>61965664>>61965658Too early faggot!
>>61965658>>61965664BAN THIS JEET
>>61965655>>61965655>>61965655>>61965655>>61965655
For the last few days I told you that the bottom for oil would be today a little before close, before it squeezes to over $250, but you chose to listen to 1PBTID lying mossad shillbots instead. This who bless israel will be financially ruined. Good goyim stay poor.
the ad nigger is back wow
>>61965588which is...?
qrd on the jeet?
>>61965678Fair price is 72 its never going there
>>61965694>>61965694>>61965694
Someone bake a real thread
>>61965693A scammer rerouting smg threads to his scammy telegram channel.He has a 4chan pass so he is untouchable by faggot mods.
>>61965686Donald trump signed an EO to leave europe behind in the past by exactly one hour
>>61965705is owning a 4chan pass really all it takes to be allowed to spam links to a shady telegram channel?
>>61965686shapes n*gga
>>61965714Yes, Jap M00t needs his sheckles and he doesn't care who he hurts to get them.
>>61965714No, it's just one more faggot spammer with the kind of proxy mods can't deal with.
>>61965353Holy shit you actually got that right, congrats. Even against all odds not being in your favor.
>>61965666You don't fool me, Satan!
>>61965508>26.78% YTDcould probably stop now and beat SPY for the year and just collect my SCHD divies.
I am so fucking discombobulated, I might end up saying the gamer word tomorrow at work. Wouldnt be the first time. These volatile markets make me unpredictable.
>>61965782Does the public believe those are mine laying boats or did he just blow up whatever he could see?
>>61965782Okay now ships are even more afraid to sail through there because trump might blow up your tanker with his "advanced technologies".
Vessel on fire in Strait of Hormuz as area remains at a near total standstill: Reporthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ha3NedK5sRg
>>61965374+0.9%
PEOPLE ORDEROUR PATTIES!!!!!!!
>>61965427>A ship to ship shipsCUTE
