List of funniest /smg/ baggies: 1)BBBYQ, 2)Oil, 3)Physical Silver, 4) Paper Silver, 5)GME (in 2021, #1 lol, lmao even in 2026) edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendars:https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesPrevious: >>61967076
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hold the line oil marinesthey can't stop the squeeze
watching XTIA tomorrow
I wanted to include crypto in the baggie list, but so many people made money on it that I can't really justify it.
>40% of the world's oil supply (30% from Hormuz + 10% from SA, Iraq, Israel) disappearing means that oil should be lower than three years ago>this is what no-oilers actually believeBuy the dip.
>>61967848>They've mined the Strait of Hormuz...
will oil bros be heemed or redeemed? call it.
Japan already Omae Wa Mou, Shindeiru'ed u niggaz. U ain't even know bout dat brenna nigga. Samuel says neck yoself fo dat katana go SCHWING
>>61967869It' called yeeked now
>>61967870translate it hood weebs
>>61967853Nvm I think it's because it magnifies an oil futures index, not oil. So even with oil down people don't believe it and are bidding up the futures
>>61967869Ultra giga nigga crabbed before a brief redeeming into catastrophic heeming with everything else.
>>61967868First bitcoin mining, now strait mining. Those crazy Iranians!
>>61967868>>They've mined the Strait of Hormuz...if true, then that's bigrandom targeting of all ships passing through, well maybe, assuming iran knows where they are and maybe if there are navigable holesbut regardless, except that, then it could hit anyoneNow THAT is going full retard, and THAT is what got them into "do not touch the boats" timeout corner last timeThe indiscriminate autonomous sea mine weapon shit is just so fucking stupid. it's a sledgehammer when you want a scalpelthis gets into the whole "iran goes psycho mode and just starts attacking all ships near hormuz" kinda thingbullish for US defense stocks at least kekand good for me to load up on shorts for oil once it gets way too high
Today will be a crabby one
I was doing some research on General Mills and discovered cereal is falling out of favor. However, not because cereal is falling out of favor specifically but because *milk* is falling out of favor. Digging further, the consumption of milk has declined nearly 50% since the 1960s. Can you think of something else that has declined nearly 50%? That’s right, the share of the US population that is white. Shit skins are lactose intolerant, and so can’t drink milk. As the US mud maxxes, dairy dies.This is a high level nooticing. What this does is alerts you to a new way to think about shorting America in a sense. Invest in pro brown products or short white people stuff. Long tortillas and rice, short anything only white people consume. But that doesn’t just apply to foods.
>>61967870Yen carry trade. Nipponese interest rates. Samuel Brenner. U didn't diversify yo bonds NIGGA.
>>61967880>This is a high level nooticing. What this does is alerts you to a new way to think about shorting America in a sense. Invest in pro brown products or short white people stuff. Long tortillas and rice, short anything only white people consume. But that doesn’t just apply to foods.explains the rise of robin hood, and the gambling epidemic toopayday loans, awwwwww sheeit nigga you know what I'm sayinNAH IM SAYIN?!!!haha, yeah he know what I be doand sometimes they say it don't be like it is
>>61967878>and good for me to load up on shorts for oil once it gets way too highWhy not ride the wave up too? Like ride it up and sell at $125, or $150 if you have balls, maybe even $200 if this drags out for months.
>>61967880Cereal is dying because it's a nigtarded breakfast compared to something with actual protein in it and milk is dying because it's expensive and has a limited shelf life and is full of all kinds of shit you shouldn't ingest like growth hormone and antibiotics. Nobody buys a gallon of regular fatwater from the grocery store or habibi's sandnigger emporium, they get the premium shit like fairlife.
oilsisters are about to be raped
>>61967889200 dollar oil isn't happening. Tptb would spill an ocean of blood to prevent it. Everything is still going to break regardless and there's nothing anybody can do to stop it, we're all just waiting for the prompt criticality, and any assertion otherwise is cope. But actual nukes would be getting dropped before we see 200$ oil.
>>61967889>>and good for me to load up on shorts for oil once it gets way too high>Why not ride the wave up too? Like ride it up and sell at $125good pointbut I feel like it's risk free to buy short oil, when it gets up to 120 or higherif oil gets down to 70 or 60 again, then going long oil is the play. at least in my book
>>61967893>>61967898Two more weeks!
what do you guys think about international stocks now?they were flying high, and now they are getting crushed. SPY drops, but everyone else drops harderis it now time to rotate back into international or is that dead for like 6 months?I have a feeling they will keep dropping for a bit.but I don't want to just go full US stocks only
>>61967848GFC in 2026 soon? The oil shitshow is so weird to me.
the jews have unleashed their most devastating weapon of war yet: FINANICAL SORCERY!!!now they are shutting down the banking system of iranhttps://x.com/martypartymusic/status/2031488053978738724>Two key state-owned banks in Iran are down.>Customers of Bank Melli (Iran's largest commercial bank) and Bank Sepah (closely tied to the IRGC military) have frozen or locked accounts. Many received SMS notifications saying services were suspended or accounts inaccessible. This started around March 10, with widespread complaints on social media and activist channels.
>>61967906oil will probably go to the negatives due to all the baggies
>>61967913This might be the most benevolent thing a Jew has ever done.
>>61967866>oil should be lower than three years agoThey´re using ancient Hebrew sorcery to force line down.
>>61967914Two more weeks!
>>61967916That just means their shorts are going to get squeezed, unironically. Short squeezes are jewish kryptonite. Buy the dip, oil will squeeze over $250.
status on the greek tanker chads?I know they sailed through the threats of hormuz like oddyseus between scylla and charybdisare they going back in for more? bless those crazy bastards
>>61967913Perhaps Israel is our greatest ally after all
>>61967921BGC broke apart the HORMUSSY and is going in for the sloppiest of seconds
>>61967921That literally never happened. Shills were trying to claim that ships were transiting when transponders were glitching out from signal jamming. Oil to $250.
within a year we could be trading stocks 24/7, at least for the NASDAQ stockshttps://x.com/markchadwickx/status/2031068859101565118and probably others, soon tooNo more waiting for market open. we can make money at any timeand also, this is a BIG fuck you to the companies that do earnings after market closeand also for mister weekend warrior trump.if we get stocks on the weekends, then there's no place for him to hide
Trump is beginning to understand why no previous president attacked Iran kek
Why is Oil crabbing?
>>61967928Boy I can't wait for every trader to never sleep again.
>>61967930The US treasury is shorting oil futures to suppress the price. Buy the dip to squeeze them.
>>61967917shortsqueeze soon, fellow oilsister.#diamondhands
>>61967934Cope. Oil to $250.
> futures
>>61967932>squeezing the US Treasury/biz/ is reaching levels of retardation that have previously only existed in the realm of the theoretical
>>61967920has anyone ever squoze the treasury (other than israel)?
>>61967937Tell me more about how they will print physical oil to cover their futures shorts, when we're already in a supply crisis with not enough oil to go around. Oil futures shorts are an agreement to supply physical oil. Well where is it?
>>61967941You don't have you post a picture of yourself to post here, but you do have to figure out what to do with the oil you bought at 95 when it drops to 70 tomorrow. Get rekt baggie.
OIL KINGS, POOL IS FUCKING CLOOOOOOOOSED
10 year bond hourly looking a little cuppy handly.
>>61967943I bought the picobottom at $80 today, thanks to the short squeeze paypiggies suppressing the price. Now we're finishing the inverse head and shoulders and heading upward. Keep coping.
>>61967947Post position (you can't)
>Fucking around with oilYou've already had a taste of why you shouldn't do this. This is like going to war directly with the kikes and their orange baboon on their home turf, they can and will fuck you with dirty tricks if they have to. The situation, shortages and whatever thesis you come up with don't matter.To make money in this stock market, you need to be like a cat, steal their ham when they aren't looking.
>>619679491000 shares of UCO. Keep coping.>>61967951Pic related. You can't jew your way out of a finite physical oil supply. They've been trying to cry uncle but Iran won't give them a ceasefire. They've finally gone too far and met their match.
anyone going to 50x long oil?
>>61967956so a 5 figure position and you're posting this much?
HGRAF bros how are we feeling this week? We were trending yesterday and there's a lot more eyes on the stock now. Wouldn't be surprised if things get more volatile from here. Still a long hold for me and I'm not going to risk swinging it.
Ignore at your own peril
>>61967962I'm having a good time laughing at a bunch of evil inbred child rapists who think they're the master race getting bombed. Buy the oil dip before we squeeze to $250 a barrel.
>>61967956imagine not being able to post a screenshot of your positions, nobody believes you, lol
>>61967968am i getting amnesia? i can't recall inquiring.
>>61967970That's a (You) problem, buddy. We're squeezing to $250, buy the fucking dip.
>>61967964>Total Incident Summary. Reporting period: 28 February 2026 - 11 March 2026. UKMTO has received 17 reports of incidents affecting vessels operating in and around the Arabian Gulf, Strait of Hormuz (SOH) and Gulf of Oman. Total attack reports: 13. Total suspicious activity reports: 4. Details of these incident reports are available below.
>>61967971Here, let me refresh your memory. You asked right here: >>61967962
>>61967963I did my DD into HGRAF yesterday and people shilling it are lunatics its the top, sell it and enjoy your gains
CAM ON VIX COMPUTER *BANG BANG*
>>61967968>Penampakan Gedung>Gedung di IsraelWhat the fuck is this, sounds like Vietnamese/Thai, Dutch and Italian at the same time
>>61967956Rocktards said the same not two months ago
>>61967972the dip hasn't even happened yet though
>>61967978looks like indonesian
>>61967978All in bet that its Indonesian.
>>61967979>List of funniest /smg/ baggies: 1)BBBYQ, 2)Oil, 3)Physical Silver, 4) Paper Silver, 5)GME (in 2021, #1 lol, lmao even in 2026) editionHe doesn't even know he's a baggie yet
>>61967979>>61967980Entire countries are literally shutting down because they can't get any oil, and here you are coping about oil going to $0. Absolute shoe size IQ takes.
>>61967990>Entire countries are literally shutting down because they can't get any oilMay we see one?
>>61967939who do you think is going to margin call them?
>>61967972niceTKD
>>61967917very much pretty complete saar
>>61967996Guys like this probably.
Update on possible oil futures shenanigans: Some ships have been trying to push through, but they just got hit. Seems like there are now naval mines in the strait itself. A ship is currently sinking.https://www.ukmto.org/-/media/ukmto/products/20260311-ukmto_warning_019-26_update-001.pdf?rev=1a83068d17134cf191ac2432ab3f8267
>>61967984>>61967983Yeah, forgot about those colonies. Like Phillipines but spanish.>>61967985Honorable mention: BYND It was so funny because it was so shortlived. Or like Powell likes to say: Short-lifed
>>61968005Priced in by Davy Jones.
>>61967978I can tell you what it isn'tfootage from Israel
>>61968009Uh, Poseidon sisters? Your response?
Trump is losing izzat for not doing a ground invasion
>>61968011>I can tell you what it isn't>footage from Israel>1PBTIDLmfao, it never gets old seeing you guys pop into a thread and start coping. How's bunker life treating you, Moshe? Btw, you should buy the oil dip since we're squeezing over $250.>>61967994Use google, retard.
>>61968018>Use google, retard.you could have just said "no"
>15 pbtid>le squeeze>price target>same wojak images posted on repeatyep it's a bot
>UBS urges US judge to curb liability for Nazi-linked crimes >Hey guys, c'mon now "boys will be boys" and such, you know
Have we ever had a 7 month crab market since WW2?
How are ships getting attacked, I thought Trump had things under control?! Are the warships and carriers there on a beach vacation or what
>>61968019>>61968020COPE>imagine not buying the oil dip
>>61967968Sorry but anyone with a brain can tell thats some 3rd world islamic country, probably Iran or Palestine.
you were here posting about the silver "squeeze" a month ago using the same images, what happened with that?
>>61968027Actually it's AI and actually it's old and actually it's in reverse so the missiles are leaving instead exploding. BUY THE OIL DIP BEFORE IT HITS $250>>61968028>a month agoI told you to buy precious metals and precious metal accessories last summer, and you would have made bank if you actually listened.
The non I th e previous thread red pilled me on HIMS. Absolutely worthless stock to invest in but good for a trade, because retail and value absolutely loooove it for some reason.
>>61968032I see their ads on popular podcasts constantly
Knew I should´ve played Oracle earnings.......
>>61968023Late 90s going into the mid 2000s were pure snibbety snabb :DD kino
The Bart to end all Barts?
>>61968038I bought to close my Nebius puts I sold, no way I’m gonna risk it when ORCL has its expected meltdown, but it mooned instead
You oilniggers do realise that reserves exist for a reason?
Medivir keeps rising! Don’t miss out on the cancer cure!
>>61968049You do know what reserve means, right
kim jong-un got aura bro
Is WW3 gonna crash the market?
>>61968049Das right bro, just two more weeks and the strait will be flowing free again.
>>61968078Surely you shorted the SP500 and bought oil and will post those positions since you’re so confident?
>>61968085I'm such a baggie for oil they call me eastpack.
>they're doing the fake opening dump into a V recovery program yet againit's all so tiresomebuy 0DTE calls 20 mins after open
>>61968098Straits closed
>>61968104nothingburger & priced in
Ok, lads, it's almost two weeks into the 4 day SCO, surely the trump administration has done a press conference clearly outline what their objectives are and how they plan to open the strait by now? It's the US government, the world hegemon, surely they've got a plan right? If not I'm going all in physical metal and beans.
>>61968109>"are you guys still talking about iran? anyway..." *babbles about other nonsense and democrats*>SPY closes 2% up
>the Kurds are debloying to Iran :DDDDDLook how that turned out. Nothing ever happens, to realize that after a few years of following politics.
>>61968038I told you all 2 days ago, the problem is all this oil nigger muddying the water.
>>61968108A strait reopening in 2 weeks is priced in. Good luck with that
Nice, my Nintendo doing their +9% on top of their +5% yesterday.IMAGINE not buying the dip.They'll still be there in 100 years by the way.
>>61968131Sister .... once their current memory contracts run out the Nintendo Switches will cost $900 ...
>>61968126Maybe the Kurds aren't dumb enough this time to help the US.
>>61968131I bought a bit more even though I was up 10%, hoping the uptrend continues
IEA is going to release all the reserves massive bullrun incoming
Any explanation to this?
>>61968129Looking at RDDT now thoughbeit.
>>61967968AI images/videos are doing irreparable damage to society.
>>61968140Trump already said they ruled out the kurds which probably means they told him no instead
so are boats going through Hormuz or not??? it's so hard to get reliable info
>>61968148Yes, current US stock market is a massive overvalued ponzi
>>61968151Actually, I didn't even know of the 2019 thing being under Trump. So it's very insulting of him to ask them to do something. But he probably has dementia, so he doesn't remember it was him. In his mind it must have been Biden anyways, no matter when it was.
>>61968155>>61968005
>>61968148Market can be either rational or irrational, how long can you stay solvent?
>>61968147>Were all IEA countries to liquidate their strategic stocks at their maximum achievable rate, they could add at most 3m b/d to global supplyhttps://www.economist.com/finance-and-economics/2026/03/10/donald-trumps-options-to-cool-oil-prices-are-sorely-limitedThe hormuz shortfall is 15 million a day
>>61968148line must go up
>breaking: jeff bezos on a jetski pulling mark zuckerberg on a surfboard throught the strait of hormuz to calm investors
>>61968147>The reserves that are only supposed to be released in an emergency to stave off a catastrophic direction will cause the market to pumpNormally I'd say you are retarded but it wouldn't surprise me if it actually did pump despite the fact that the very action itself is a terrible omen that the market, that is """forward looking""", should realize.
>>61968148Double top
By listening to the Oilniggers i have brought another loser to my portfoliothanks champs
>>61968192>>61968194I'm getting supremely mixed messages whether we will soon spike or whether we will crab at 80-90 for a long time
>>61968198i boughted so that means the picotop is in, there will be no upside until i'm liguidified
Can someone explain why every time the dollar rises US stocks fall? This looks like clown world economy
This is why big AI is a massive bubble When you can run a 4 billion model on your local computer that's only 15% weaker than the massive 300 billion chatgpt, the money wasting AI industry needs to take a look at their reason for existing.
>>61968155Never trade on propaganda. You should ideally be able to discern what is happening yourself but I'll spoonfeed you this once:The blockade is a mirage. The tankers are increasingly going through and what the other retard linked to literally says that two ships were hit by "unknown" projectile. Crucially though both ships are still under power, with no casualties and no big damage. Probably won't even need to file insurance claims.So the conclusion is Iran is only probably able to hit them with intermittent Shasneeds with a 50kg warhead which is not remotely enough to damage a tanker unless they get real lucky. The strait is functionally open, Iran is not able to enforce the blockade anywhere close to the intensity needed and oil baggies ITT will get wiped the fuck out by the end of the week probably.
>>61968198global oil inventories can make up for the shortfall for a long time, although some areas will face high prices or short term disruptions as things reroute. there will be higher prices though, because the longer this goes on the tighter things get, but runaway prices are unlikely, and i would bet on the treasury "covering it's shorts" over a squeeze attempt by retail or anyone. higher prices will destroy demand as well, it's months out before this becomes a real concern. for oil at least, i dunno what other commodities go through the gulf. pistachios maybe.
>>61968206Foreign investors seeking the dollar in times of uncertainty. Usually yields go down when this happens but they’re holding pretty much steady. However, they could still be seeing lots of buy-in, but the investors want protection against inflation. Basically, investors seeking safer assets denominated in USD is why this is happening.
>>61968209billions of what?
>>61968213I'm heavily invested in Japan/Korea. I believe with your gradual ramp up of prices scenario they might adapt rather than their markets crashing with no survivors
>>61968194>hundreds of millions of barrels in strategic reservesI'm tired of everything being planned for. Why can't we have a real, honest to god, panic inducing crisis anymore?
>>61968217Parameters
>>619682094b model isnt even good enough to ERP with
So, what blatant lies will they push up today? They already played the muh end of war card, the muh drones depletion card, the muh insurance card, the muh futures suppression card, the muh transponder card plz believe us, the muh navy escort cardI'm running out of ideas there, but surely they'll find a way, they always do
>>61968229>The US Navy - Strongest in the world - can clear the entire strait of mines in mere days, do not panic. Thank you for your attention on this matter.
>>61968229I think the current play is "muh strategic reserves" and "the strait is open"
>>61968209>china model is le superior and 100x cheaper, gweilosure, chang
>>61968229Superior firepower can solve anything. America just hasn't fully committed to the war yet.
They can just QE if everything fails and there's a serious hint of bear market. Line will always go up.The world was frozen for months during covid and markets recovered in a blink.
>>61968243That wouldn't save traders with calls expiring in a few months thougheverbeit
>>61968238What does this mean?
>>61968213Ammonia and sulfur, both used in fertilizer.
>>61968252it means china labs train their models specifically for high benchmark scores on as many public evals as they canon benchmarks that are private they fall apart compared to western flagships and in practice they're just much dumber. which makes sense, because they're hardware constrained vs western counterparts.and we're about to see the gap widen as the big, fat, blackwell pre-trained models roll out. china will at some point steal western weights - they probably can't catch up any other way.
>>61968243Oh they WILL QE. It’s the only tool they have left. This is why I’m going for miners for my longs.
>>61968233>The US Navy - Strongest in the world - can clear the entire strait of mines in mere days, do not panic. Not that there were any mines, but if there were any ONLY the US Navy could do it that quick! Thank you for your attention on this matter.>>61968242>Le gloves off
>*GERMANY SAYS READY TO RELEASE PART OF ITS NATIONAL OIL RESERVES>*JAPAN TO RELEASE OIL RESERVES BY ITSELF AS SOON AS MON.
>>61967928i will literally never sleep again
>>61968166trust the plan
>>61968267>by Monday
>>61967928I'm not a fan. Why do we need to have an extreme solution, why not reduce the down time to like 8 or 4 hours? Literally always being on edge, always getting reason to check your trading app -- what's the desirable thing about that
>>61968229There are no mines, but even if there were, we’ve already destroyed them all, as well as any ships that might’ve laid mines (but they didn’t)
>3 Ships hit by drones in the last 24hrs >US President confirming mines played >Naval escorts are a vague dream >Oil is crabing How?
>>61968282The strait can't get closederer. It's already closed, so the only thing that can really move the needle that much is if it opens.
>>61968282I'm from Tennessee and you're being a panican.Panicans don't have sex
>>61968261So kinda like how Asian students are good at tests because they study how to score high on a specific test but fail when it comes to critical thinking?
>>61968286But since it went down on the news that it will open soon shouldn't it go up since its looking like it won't now
>>61968282You can play sweep the strait while you wait for trump so fix the oil shockhttps://sweepthestrait.com/
>>61968238You're posting about qwen 2.5.My benchmarks were for 3.5
>>61967928I'd rather just make trading out of market hours illegal
>>61968282>confirmed mines playedYou made me look at his social, because I only remember him saying the boats/mines were "INACTIVE"Found this instead. >>61968287Memphis, Tennesee? What's going on there, picrel very related, 148 children.
>>61968295Missing children in the custody of the government?Bearish.
>>61968295i was making fun of a troll/shill from last night
Bought wisdomtree 3x oil this morning. Could someone sink a tanker please?
>>61968282Because if the market regressed to the mean, most people would make money most of the time. That's not how it works.
>>61968294After 7 years of 24/7 crypto it's nice to be trading normal markets again.
>positions recover 5% during the day>all the cunts come in and sell off right before close so you only recover 1% for the portfolioIm fucking tired, im starting to remember why i quit the markets last time. Its just fucking nonsense. Oil crisis aside, so many stocks just move randomly and do what they're supposed to do, even if they did the thing from the same sort of catalyst a week, a month or a year before. Multiple good price sensitive announcements on my stocks and its just sell the news bullshit every time, no matter what level the project is at
>>61968243They are already doing QE
>>61968299You can't backtrack now.>Bloomberg>@business>Bunge said the conflict in the Middle East is lifting crop prices for US farmers even as it causes upheaval to global trade flows, including oil and fertilizer.It's beginning and it's not limited to Europe.
>>61968295He made a rambling post last night threatening Iran over mines .Other US officials have other said Iran had put a small number of mines in the stait
