nigger edition>Latest developments on the illegal and unconstitutional US strikes against Iranhttps://iran.liveuamap.com/https://x.com/sentdefender>Some helpful links to numb the painhttps://findahelpline.com/https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/https://www.whitehouse.gov/refundshttps://jlingz.com/>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratespreviously on /smg/>>61971680
first for wheat
>>61972385Iran needs to stop being petulant and just accept that #WeWon.
Second for GAMB earnings day :3
Can someone help me figure out if this tweet means Iran is going to surrender to Trump soon?>buy the oil dip
KODK and S earnings today Long PBRSwinging ASTX and HYMCPL earnings next week
>>61972413why would Iran surrender?They're winning
>>61972413It seems like they admire him a lot for his resemblance to the prophet Muhammad.
>>61972394i am fearful, uncertain, and doubtful
>>61972413they just spitting facts
REAL THREAD>>61972417>>61972417>>61972417>>61972417NON-JANNY BAIT
>>61972413lmao dont you love social media politics
>>61972434is that even an official account?
i am unafraid, certain, and of no doubt
>>61972404Pools closed = wheat moon?
Do I need to be concerned about the index futures being down 1% or should I not even care?
>>61972439Natgas supply crunch > fertilizer crunch > wheat crunch
>>61972437Not my problem.
>>61972448>wheat crunchsounds tasty
I think I'll rotate from energy and petrochemical longs into semiconductor and AI shorts when the US commits to a ground invasion of Iran. That will probably be the top of oil, and it will transition us into the next phase of this clusterfuck, which is China invading an undefended Taiwan and annihilating the US economy with a semiconductor embargo.
>>61972456a ground invasion is politically toxic
>>61972413its literally a fake account larping like all the othersIran doesn't have a twitter
>>61972461everything about this war is politically toxichonestly I could see graham slurping trumps balls and convincing him that this one neat trick, ground troops, could solve all his problems after things didn't go to his plan of venezuela 2.0
>>61972461There's literally no other way to restore the flow of oil, unless Trump is going to pay Iran war reparations and remove all of the sanctions like they're asking. He might be deranged enough to try nuking their facilities, but that would unironically trigger a nuclear exchange with Pakistan that would likely escalate into nuclear WW3. Buy the oil dip before we squeeze to $250.
>>61972467Based Graham
oil is gonna have a small correction tomorrow, people who bought in at 80-90 are gonna want to take profit.
>>61972467>honestly I could see graham slurping trumps balls and convincing him that this one neat trickhttps://x.com/smalls2672/status/2031794928242549049bullish for oil btw
RNWF
>>61972431the anons have spoken, this thread gets the repliesbetter luck next time
>>61972473Gee, thanks Alex, that was very eloquently put.
>>61972472been feeling similarly
Whats up with the retards thinking oil will hit $200? Do they not know that the deficit from the strait being closed won't be enough to push it that high?
>>61972472I just exited all my positions, thank you sir
>>61972485Much larger supply disruption the Ukraine war, which pushed it to $130. Buy the fucking dip.
Why don't we bomb the Iranian tankers that are getting through to China? That would force them to open the strait
oil just rugged
hold the line oil marines
>>61972508Has anyone contacted the devs?
AMZN
>>61972513Hope it goes below 200, missed the earlier panic.
>>61972485it's just one guy spamming every smg thread for the last few days now, possibly longer
lol
>>61972524Honestly why didn't they build a route or pipeline for this decades ago?
>not so fast oil barons
>>61972508>>61972511>>61972512>>61972523>>61972528It's already recovering. These jewish tricks are losing their effectiveness. Buy the oil dip before we squeeze to $250.
>>61972513why would you invest in a stock that loses to SPY
>>61972527They do have them
You bought calls right anon?
>>61972533the buying power is simply too strong
>>61972527saudis have the east west pipelinedigging a canal through the UAE/oman isn't worth it because you're still in striking range and the water isn't deep enough there for super tankersfinally, the strait has never been closed before, even during the middle east wars and embargoes, so why worry about something that isn't going to happen?
>>61972527they all just naively assumed that Iran would never actually try it and if they did America would easily curbstomp the problembut yes I suspect there will be a ton of pipelines built in the next decade to make the straight problem less of a problem. it's a bit of a pyrrhic victory for Iran if they can stalemate this because the hormuz card won't be available next time even if they survive imo
>>61972536AWS Growth Re-accelerationHigh-Margin Advertising BreakoutEfficiency & Robotics in RetailCustom AI Hardware (Vertical Integration)Valuation & Market Consensus
>>61972485The global strategic oil reserves in total can compensate the missing 20 million barrels from the gulf region for around 3 months before it runs dry and the price of oil is not a simple oil in oil out calculation. And it's global. So ask yourself what is the level of determination of the iranian people. I personally think they are pretty fucking pissed.
>>61972528my nigger my nigger.
so it turns out that donald trump is fucking retarded and shouldnt be in charge of the federal government.WILDwho could have seen that coming? well apparently not boomers
I kind of love it, since it makes people so maddummies get shaken out, thinking their thesis was so incredible and then NOPE trump does thing and it's all overthis could have happened anyway, and people should be prepared for it. but they aren't.so they lose money and get to blame trump for their own mistakeswe are about to see this with the "physical oil" math guys, who can assure us that every time oil goes up that's because of super serious fundamentals that are rock solid. and when the line goes down... then... hmmm.Guess those fundamentals don't matter for shit in this market.and people should know that, and make decisions accordingly.un-iranically, those with incredible hubris or lack of empathy for others are losing money. they can't handle their precious idea being wrong. Or accepting the fact that everyone else decides the price, not you. some humility and understanding of mass psychology goes a long waybut it is what it is. it's just silver all over again. they had super serious fundamentals too.
>>61972573Its just the memestock guys who want to see a squeeze in everything
>>61972573>un-iranically
>>61972573you sound like a redditorhave you considered killing yourself?
>>61972573How do you israelis still have internet to post this pilpul? Apparently Iran hasn't bombed you enough yet. Buy the oil dip: we're squeezing to $250.
>>61972594Why would the israeli internet be downIranian missile strikes are literally bitch tier, the russians have been doing larger, harder strikes on Ukraine for four years straight and the ukie internet works just fine
>>61972394For the love of God give me an amazing penny stock.
>>61972611Lol, okay. Buy the oil dip.>inb4 ACKSHYUALLY this is AI and ACKSHYUALLY it's in Iran and ACKSHYUALLY it's old and ACKSHYUALLY it's in reverse so the missiles are leaving instead of exploding
>>61972485Okay lets make it a little more clear. Imagine you have a town with 10 hobbits that live in the middle of a desert.Each day, 5 magic camels come that delivers sugar spice and everything nice! And also water. They carry enough for 2 hobbits each.Now imagine one of these magic camels dies.There is only enough sugar, spice and water for 8 people.What do you think will happen to the price of sugar?What do you think will happen to the price of spice?What do you think will happen to the price of WATER?
Uh oil baggies. India has permission to transit Hormuz.https://x.com/i/status/2031967518743806108
>>61972631h1b oil tankers
>>61972471This guy always reminds of those homosexual serial killers. He's like the final form of that archetype.
>>61972631Surely this will reopen the strait for zog and zog allies. Buy the oil dip: $250 soon.
see you guys in the morning when futures reverse in my sleep.
>>61972573>Or accepting the fact that everyone else decides the priceUnironically and with fullest sincerity, the dumbest things I have ever read on /biz/.The stock market is not a democracy.
>>61972629Don't ever reply to me again reddit faggot.
3 NEW CARGO SHIPS BLOWN THE FUCK UP GETIN GETIN GETIN
>>61972637KEKEKEKKK
>>61972643F15 SHOT DOWN AS WELL
>>61972631Interesting. Not sure it changes a ton
>>61972639You just seem a little slow, i'm sayin.Was trying to put things in terms you could understand.Have you been tested?
>>61972647ummmmmm source?
What's the best way to profit off of the upcoming false flag in California? Give me tickers.
Ya'll excited for the 30-year US bond auction tomorrow with an oil price of ~$100 barrel?Wonder how that will go.
>>61972621>minor structural damage on a single street cornerDude Gaza was bombed to almost nothing and their population rose. You think the 1/700 missiles coming through are ever gonna kill more than like 3 people in any given exchange in Israel of all places, where shelters are almost everywhere?
I have PUTs on USO [spoiler]for October :)[/spoiler]
>>61972485Yes, people are retarded. They don't seem to understand that other places also make oil.
>>61972656You got sand in your ear or something you fucking bitch? I told you to never reply to me again you fucking reddit monkey faggot. This is your last warning.
>>61972621Of the options provided I'd lean toward AI, we've seen a genuinely record breaking amount posted by the Iranian authorities since the war started
>>61972664>the 1/700 missiles coming throughLmfao, I'm sure that's why you vile inbred child rapists are arresting anyone who takes photos of the impact damage, right Shlomo?
>>61972663Trump is going to promise to hand deliver all the reserves himself to get oil price down for that auction.
>>61972665Bit quick on the trigger there, no?
>>61972691I bought them when it was at 120.
I am pants on head short oil and long TSLAYou boomers willBENDTHEKNEE
>>61972687Please do us all a favor will your entire estate into longing oil futures before standing next to a missile target. Oil to $250.
>>61972694Yea, Oil will normalize and TSLA will have cyber cab and FSD trucks. I was thinking of buying my own fleet of cybercabs, see how well it performs.
>>61972638>>Or accepting the fact that everyone else decides the price>Unironically and with fullest sincerity, the dumbest things I have ever read on /biz/.>The stock market is not a democracy.that is how it works thoughYou do not decide the price. The market decides the price. you can call that "democracy" if you want. That's not the word I used.But the point remains the same. And this is something some people here, who get really really upset when things don't go their way don't get.You do not decide the price. Your calm rational analysis of the facts and figures. your irrational emotions. None of that matters.What determines the price is what everyone ELSE thinks. This is called "the market".When you buy a stock, or anything else, you are betting on your understanding of mass psychology. When it doesn't go your way, YOU ARE WRONG. When you lose money on the stock market, or crypto, or gold, or real estate, or the oil niggers, it is your fault. You made a bet, it didn't work out. This means you were wrong.And some people can't handle that, blame everyone else and quit. Others learn a lesson, figure out what they can do differently so they stop losing money, and make money instead, and they do a lot better.
>>61972692Oh damn well played
>>61972643who was onboard?
I'm not seeing any major news sources saying that India has clearance to transit the strait. Just sketchy literally who outlets that look like they're trying to influence the market. This is another shitty kike scam by the mossad. Buy the oil dip.
Interesting
>>61972710lmao, that orange blob in the middle of the sea is the illegal Chinese fishing armada
>>61972709it'd be funny if it was real and we had some other states being inspired to denounce united states and the talmud to oil up
All of this reeks of desperation. They know oil is going to squeeze soon.
>>61972711My favorite discovery from monitoring MarineTraffic the last couple weeks. It's so fucking shamless and bug coded
Do Mossad kikes really think Americans use the word "coded" in actual conversation? I have literally never seen it used outside of their shill posts. Buy the oil dip btw.
>>61972722unc coded post
>>61972714If you really believe that I have some HGRAF to sell you
>>61972699>missing the point entirely because retardedThe price is decided by maybe 2-3000 people who control the vast majority of the money in the market.The price is not decided by "everyone". You could say that "everyone" is bearish on a stock, this matters not in the least if one fund manager is willing to pay more for it than the current market price.You can have 400,000 reddit idiots making up 99.9999% of the people involved in a stock, and the 5 people who run funds will still have control over that stocks price, because they control 99.9999% of the actual money involved.
>>61972692>I bought them when it was at 120.i have been looking to buy shorts on this level tooseems like the short term top of the range we are trading ingo long at 80, go short at 120. seems pretty straight forwarduntil the situation changes, when the oil embargo is liftedthen we go back down to what 65-90 or something? what was it before thenoh wait I forget, uso is super inflated to the actual price of oil.in any case, the longs bought at 80 90 or even 100 (heaven forbid!) will get wrecked once that happens.though shorts bought at 120 will still be greatlooking at buying the inverse oil etf as a easy way to do it.
Imagine how Republicans in the senate would be screeching if Biden caused this shitshow, being a wingcuck is a mental illness fr.
>>61972733>The price is decided by maybe 2-3000 people who control the vast majority of the money in the market.>The price is not decided by "everyone".You can get pedantic about it, and try to put words in my mouth like "democracy" or whateverSome guy holding 500 bucks of the gold etf does not have much pricing powerThat's the pointYou as an individual do not set the price. "Everyone else" does.I did not say everyone gets an equal vote. There are some institutions who have a lot more than 10 shares of SCHD or whatever to their name, and their actions affect the price more than whatever some individual retail investor does.The main point is that you DO NOT SET THE PRICE. You do not matter. Your thoughts, your analysis, your feelings, what you think the fundamentals are, none of that matters."Everyone else", meaning "not you", meaning "the market", sets the price. That's everyone who is not you.I never said everyone gets an equal vote, and I never said "democracy" or something like that.
>>61972736The main problem was the premiums were so high, but I also bought far out so I have plenty of time.Usually I have better results just buying 6 month out QQQ calls during dips and then sell it for like +30% the next time it pops.
How is it called when you feel a sense of insurmountable crisis and keep making more and more risky investment decisions?Related question, any good play for 400k liquid?
>>61972738They are screeching right now about the SAVE Act. Curious that they don't want secure elections either, almost like GOP and Dems are on the same team...
>>61972740>The main problem was the premiums were so high, but I also bought far out so I have plenty of time.>Usually I have better results just buying 6 month out QQQ calls during dips and then sell it for like +30% the next time it pops.buying an inverse etf doesn't have this problem right?I know if everyone else is buying shorts then they become more expensive.does that mean the inverse etf has more decay rate then or somehting? I know they are basically doing the same thing but under the hood as shortingand the 2x or 3x leverage etfs have decay because they have to pay interest, exactly the same as an individual using leverage
>>61972743Think Dems are the only ones not voting for secure elections
Bobobros, what is the weak link in the dow thats bringing it down so much more than the nasdaq, qqq always seemed to have a higher beta than the dow until now
>>61972748Higher oil price sensitivity
>>61972745Premiums have more to do with implied volatility, not really how many people buying.Inverse ETFs are usually bad and only work short term because over time they always lose value. Youd only get an Inverse ETF if you think there will be a big drop in like the next week as a hedge, not usually for profits.
https://x.com/KobeissiLetter/status/2031817062994117009get wrecked cali cucksWe're gonna cause an oil spill, and THEY are going to pay for it>BREAKING: President Trump is preparing to invoke Cold War-era powers to renew oil production off the southern California coast, per Bloomberg.>Trump is set to invoke the Defense Production Act to preempt state laws and allow Sable Offshore Crop to restart oil production in California.
>>61972739analysis does matter it's just not the end all. there's lots of moving parts. you're trying to equate it to gambling it seems. it can be but it's not unless you're playing the market as you would a casino. with gambling you can't do better than the odds. with investing there's endless ways to reduce risk not present in gambling.
>>61972745>2x or 3x leverage etfs have decay because they have to pay interestDecay is mostly because the ETFs are structured to rebalance daily.
>>61972748lmao who made this image
>>61972750Any stock in particular? I mean the 4 largest dow stocks are all tech stocks, then youve got walmart, jp morgan, visa, johnson&johnson, chevron (which just hit all time highs), proctor&gamble, coke, caterpillar, cisco etc etc (these companies are all listed by their weighting in the dow) If anything youd think the iran thing might be a boon for the dow in some ways, its just surprising that its tanking so much comparatively, I just looked at all 30 stocks on there and cant see any obvious stocks that would be extra sensitive to this, which ones do you think it is?
>>61972767I imagine the portion that handles physical goods are pricing in a cut to the bottom line from at least logistics, I know CAT got hit pretty hard recently
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>>61972753>analysis does matter it's just not the end all. there's lots of moving parts. you're trying to equate it to gambling it seems.I agree that analysis does matter, but at the end of the day, buying stocks is gamblingYou are making a bet that your understanding of mass psychology is correcttake value investing for instance which is the most boring example of "calm analysis". you calculate the intrinsic value of a stock. You see it is "undervalued". So you buy it.You are betting that, 1, you are right and the market is currently wrong, and 2, the market someday will come around to seeing it your way and the price of the stock will go up to reflect the fundamentals or intrinsic value or whateverThat 2nd part is the problem. So what if the stock is "undervalued"? what if the market remains irrational? The problem with people who rely on fundamentals, especially if they are contrarians, is that they expect they know better than the market but that some day the market will see it their way.And you really can't depend on the behavior of other people.so ultimately it's still gambling. You are betting on mass psychology, and implicitly assuming that you understand mass psychology and you will make money off thatOtherwise, markets are perfectly rational and everything is priced in, the price never changes, and everyone perfectly and fairly evaluates companies so there would be no advantage to being a value investor, for example.
>>61972773The literal mossad kikes ITT are doing something to Cloudflare to try to prevent me from posting. They're making the connection to 4chan time out on the device I was posting from. All other sites are okay, and other devices aren't affected.
>>61972767This is the market cap visualization, consumer discretionary and staples make up a pretty good portion
>>61972767Also investment banking has been weak lately from private credit drama
>>61972779scoops
>>61972739You said "everyone".In the past it was somewhat true but wealth is much more concentrated now then it was in the past.The market is made up of around 2000 people globally inside the the trading house, and millions and millions of homeless people loudly banging on the windows from the outside.
>>61972791No, seems like a MITM DOS attack to prevent the site from even loading.
>>61972798If it's a computer try to ping it
>>61972779you spam too much.we know you hate the joos anon, but do you really need to take up half of every thread posting about this?when do you sleep?
>>61972793>You said "everyone".seems like you keep getting stuck on this semantic argument. I'm going to repeat my main point.You do not set the price. your thoughts, your feelings, your calm rational analysis, your irrational euphoria or panic mean absolutely nothing.Everyone else, meaning "the market", meaning "not you" sets the price. If you want to get pedantic about the distinctions between "everyone" "everyone else" and "the market" then okay great.The main point stands. YOU do not set the price. Everyone else does. You can talk about how concentrated that pricing power is, and how some dude with 500 bucks in the gold etf does not have much pricing power, then okay great. That doesn't change anything. You do not set the price. Everyone else does.
>HGRAF
so is it too late to buy oil or what? price predictions for 6months...1 year?
>>61972472Saw that tech wasn't getting sold off for oil again and spotted the steep drop that ALMOST hit my limit order and cancelled it. Something was fishy.
>>61972816do not redeem the pre revenue coal powder company DO NOT REDEEM MADARCHOD *disrespectful head shake*
>>61972816The fuck is happening in this image?
why to invest in if you're predicting a full blown ww3 happening soon
>>61972786>>61972782Thanks for the info. Guess I didnt realize hd and wmt were down that much, theyre still relatively highly valued, wonder if switching to dow puts would be a better option, qqq still seems susceptible to drop like a brick at the slightest signs of any AI pipe dreams not being realized, but that narrative might take a back seat until Iran situation is clearer...hmm
>>61972825Queen pair guy should be happy no?
>>61972827Lead and concrete.
>>61972830Yeah he got a blackjack
>>61972527becaus they invested that money into weapons preparinag for this war. you think the saudis didnt know war with iran was coming some day? why build vulnerable pipeline for bilions of dollars when you can spend that on missiles and planes and take out iran to maintain dominance of the strait plus keep their oil too
>>61972834>concretethis sounds like a good idea. what's the ticker? ,I need leads ticker as well please
>>61972827it depends, are you going to be drafted?
>>61972550>>61972485>>61972523>>61972559>>61972674you absolute lowest of the low IQ retards realize other goods travel on those ships beside oil right? you gonna make a pipeline for the wheat, aluminum, helium, beef too?
>>61972842nah I'll be on the sidelines watching over zoomets. ... hopefully making bank on smart ww3 investments
>>61972643A 4TH OIL TANKER HAS HIT THE TWIN TOWER
>>61972643isn't that one an old one?
italy: cut off 37 jobs
>>61972851erm nyo
>>61972478Shill me this
Wait I've seen that chart before someone refresh my memory.
>>61972820it's too late for it to be a safe bet, there's still space to make some gains on lucky days but we are on gambling territory imo
>>61972859Boomer rocks
>>61972861Depends what you believe. If the situation doesn't get resolved soon it's highly likely oil prices will skyrocket.
>>61972868how in the heck did oil get coupled with silver. is silver going to 250
>>61972471this dude is a fucking demon. how much fucking lead petrol did these cunts inhale
>>61972871I wonder if a safer bet would be entering now in oil companies, like it was for mines and metals last yearmaybe avoiding the gulf ones just to be careful
>>61972882Harder to predict, that one. Personally I'd enter into fertiliser and foodstocks as some anons were suggesting. The silent one was aluminium and people are still deciding on the REM crisis.
>>61972885aluminum is a great bet actually, if I remember correctly it's mostly produced in the gulf because energy was dirty cheap thereI'm not sure who are the other global players though
The markets not being AT LEAST sitting at -15% is fucking retarded.The level of dysfunction is off the charts.
>>61972895slurpers are slurping so bad the prices literally cannot drop
>>61972895I mean, looking at my folio a couple of stocks (mainly defense) are doing ok and are compensating my losses
So yeah looks like countries are hesitant to counteract the oil prices because of deficits. It's going to get worse before it gets better.
>>61972903it s not even started yet, iran is serious, 17 ships alrready 6 last night
>>61972882Oil companies are the ones getting their stuff blown up right now.Exxon for example has already lost assets in the region.Multinational oil companies are a bad buy right now, because their book value could go up in flames the day after tomorrow.>>61972889There’s a lot of aluminum produced in Iceland and it’s produced entirely using geothermal power so it has zero downside risk to oil scarcity.
An oil squeeze would be bad for America and we have the best administration in 200 years. Nothing is going to happen and you retards will get rugged AGAIN
>>61972907>we have the best administration in 200 years
Fertilizer. MOS and ICL?Oil EC and pbraChemicals Dow,lyb and ssl
Something happened yesterday but really nothing happens. Thank God I'm not messing with oil commodity.
>>61972912
>>61972409remember that time when hamas built the rocket systems out of garbage from internet at the beginning? Those sand monkeys can live underground and use Moscow potato cars playbook prolonging the conflict with peace negotiations while destroying everything not because it helps them in any way but just because they can>can’t wait for the Enron II electric boogaloo tho 2026 will be wild
>>61972918P/e ratio of 5, lmao no one wants it on smg y'all said too risky
>>61972921I have a full bag of that anon
Closed my 3x oil long last night as I was afraid to hold it. Just kill me.
>>61972643this is the thai ship that got hit yesterdayi remember that thai sounding name
>>61972944It is. 3 more were hit since. Reuters reporting the strait is mined. We're all fucked.
>>61972947
Riding Medivir again today. Won’t be selling this time though! Already up 10% today
I keep selling stocks right before they pump :| Himax, Hims, Trade Desk,...can someone fix my investment retardedness please
I am becoming extremely bullish on oil
>>61972965next days we'll see how much the US gov and allies can manipulate the market, if they fail, oil goes to +150
oilsisters they're publishing stories about ships passing through the strait again how do we cope?
>>61972970ask for a video
I have had a biofuel play on the red for two years. After several DCA and Iran btfo'ing fossil fuel transports I am in the green again. God bless Israel and Donald Trump.
>>61972970>how do we cope?Load up on more longs.
>>61972965>>61972992Yeah goys just buy the dead cat bounce.Surely fundamentals will lead the price and not market manipulation this time.If you can't recognise le tulip mania textbook graph you're ngmi.
Worth buying the Klarna dip?
>>61972947>google "the straight of hormuz is mined">GOOGLE HAS DETECTED UNUSUAL TRAFFIC FROM YOUR COMPUTERlol.glowies gunna glow.
>>61972998If you think oil isn't going up with the Hormuz strait closed to shipping and the biggest ever release of strategic reserves not halting the rise then i've got a bridge for sale.You want it?
>>61973002looks more like a slide to me
>>61972998>20% of global oil halted>dead cat bounce/biz/ is braindead. And I thought /pol/ was worse.
>>61973007/biz/ used to be great. I made a lot on crypto here before the jeets infested the place.
Why don’t they just fly under the water so Iran can’t target them?
>>61973030They are starting to explore underwater options.
>>61972998Can't financially engineer your way out of a war
>>61973032If you are jewish yes.
Are goodyear jeets still coping about that chart?
how do you deal with the monotony of day to day life
>>61973045Alcohol and wanking mostly.
>>61973042GRRR, take this back!
>>61972513I just need it to go under 200 again to slurp some more
>>61973042>GT>XRX>KODK>PLBYWhat else can I buy for my boomerfolio?
>>61972542These need a beat and rapping.
>61972573kek this guy lost again
Kinda interested in slurping corpos highly exposed to oil price. Maybe chemicals Looking for a good entry when price per barrel bleeds them red>futanaris
Why aren’t alts dumping like crazy
AAAAAA I'M GONNA CAPITULATEI"M CAPITOOLATING
>>61972394link for IPO in usa ?
>>61973072alt what? Altgirls?
>>61973083they’re already at all time highs
>GAMB
Surely the big happening will happen today
Reminder that we dumb today.Not for all the treasury pumping in the world can we stop that horrific vid of the oil tankers burning.A crowd is the primordial man, and the primordial man works off of instinct and is captivated by fire. Ignore this (group psychology) advice at your own risk.
>>61973083Those are at all time highs
This market fucking SUCKS.
>>61973125*yawn
So if we have a crash in spring, that means that the market will roughly start recovering near the start of next year.
>>61973127Just long oil and wait.
>>61973127Bidens market
>>61973130In fact, this is one thing I do not believe the crowd will yawn at. In fact, I am quite certain that no matter what the treasury does, they will be frustrated in all of their attempts.
>>61973139
it's all about headline font size, and we're trending down. vix will follow.
> futures
>>61973141Yawn if you like but once the egregore alights and spreads the spirit of fear over the market, not even you will be immune.In the crowd, all men are equal, the professor, the tradie, the retarded NEET /pol/fag, all behave as one and abandon their reason.
Peoples news sources are so polarised that half of American(even investors) probably think the strait is still open or will open soon . Expect oil to crab all week
Cup and handle on USOIL easy long
Kek. Iran with the bants.
So, the market will REALLY wait until the inevitable oil shortage in some G20 country, then quickly spreading to G7, to start dumping, isn't it?"Forward looking" my fucking ass.
>>61973002More like buy silver with klarna
WE ARE FUCKING RUGGING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>61973151lmao at 00:18, I love how the herd on the right is just looking at the one crashing down.Exactly as humans would. It's fascinating in a way.
Trump looking really dumb right now. It's as if he thought they would not have prepared at all for such an attack in all kinds of ways to make it as painful as possible>Let's kill their leader and then they'll just give up haha
>>61973160I think the Fed's response to Covid mindbroke the markets. People don't believe the market can go down for more than a couple months at most, after which there'll be a V-shaped rally back to ATH. We're looking at economic armageddon but people are too afraid of missing the V to react. The market doesn't work anymore.
>>61973166I mean that is how most RTS games work...
>>61973166Once the market catches up to this shit show he will finally be revealed for the clown he is.
>>61973160Which country will be first? India?
>>61973030
Come on Iran. Bang another tanker or something.
Give war a chance.
>>61973174Well, I don't know if it's a quality source, but it looks like it already started for them
>>61972998Don't you think it's already priced? It went from 60 to 90.
>>61973168No, in RTS games you go after your enemy's economy. You mine their resource extraction route.
Are you guys ready for the mother of all false flags to justify this Iran shit
>>61973186Isn't the entire reserve supply that got released only enough for like twenty days? I wouldn't be surprised if pseudo thirdies start going down fast. The consumer public will notice when they can't afford a full tank here, that's for sure. If this new guy is seriously pissed about his entire family getting killed, we're stuck for a long time.
>>61973166They probably will, it's not even 2 weeks in. How many high ranks are left? I read that some Iranian troops were acting on their own.
>>61973193The problem with the reserves is distribution.
>>61973193>If this new guy is seriously pissed about his entire family getting killed,We are about to find out.
>>61973183brave that lad in this risky pozzed market, but fair play and good luck
>>61973193The issue is we are clearly very incapable of protecting the straight without boots on the ground. But boots on the ground would be political suicide
>>61973191Is gold gonna dump if something like that happens?Looking for a good precious metal dump.Also when is the next oil dump.
>>61973159so Iran is admitting that a US battleship can securely escort any cargo ship
fuck my oil sell order triggered
>PATH
>>61973205I hope we get some kino from this. Some real production value and performance.
>>61973169Nobody remembers the liberation day tariffs.
>>61973214They'll hit the american ship instead.
>>61973218Israel will probably kill him on camera. They're very sophisticated.Then Iran will have to escalate.
>>61973214You just blow in from stupid town?
>>61972689Interesting...News?
>>61973214They are baiting a warship to target it. This level of stupid is what got us into this mess.
>>61973220Oh, we do. That's partly why America is going alone. Turns out slagging, robbing and shitting on your best friends right before starting a fight isn't a good idea. Who could have known?
>>61973241As if any European power would've "helped" lmao. Tell us about how much harder Desert Storm would've been without the Australians, dumbass.
What suprises me is that there's no fighting in Iran? Protesters, Israel soldiers, kurds,...Maybe the regime isn't that unpopular after all.
>>61973249Even if they were unpopular would YOU want Israel and America to be the ones running your country our your own people
>>61973249theres no real organized resistance because they get rooted out and executed bro, dunno why anyone thought the people would overthrow
>>61973249I mean didn't we bomb their like water plants and kill a bunch of children in an air strike?
>>61973249personally think the uprising stuff was was fake news. but ai told me something different and that internal stability is a major concern.
>>61973249The regime is basically their religious leaders so anyone who thought they would overthrow them for liberals while being bombed by infidels is retarded
>Bloomberg>@business>The US Navy could start escorting tankers through the Strait of Hormuz by the end of this month, Energy Secretary Chris Wright saidthe same guy with the faketweet to dump oil
>>61973268>we could do something>its possible>maybe>a few weeks from now
>>61973275Inflation has already touched the 2 week metric and increased to 4 weeks.
shorded some natgas and smallcapotherwise all cashlet the games begin
>>61973265it is a major concern, thats why they are executing so many people so no momentum can really ever build
>>61973281BASED and same here pilled
>>61973249The people brave enough to rise up already did so and got massacred.
>>61973266iran is ethnically fractious though, persians dominate the ruling party but there are a lot of arabs and kurds baluchis and azeris and probably others, so there is an opposition, it's just a matter if they see opportunity. i'm just unsure if they really were mass protesting before this started or if that was propaganda, but there have been a lot of protests in iran over the last decade. it is conceivable that you could get breakaway regions in the north and west, if not a full blown civil war. and if there's food or water shortages all bets are off.
>>61973249The regime was unpopular, and there could have been a revolution backed by america, but having israel involved muddies the water. Also, who the fuck is going to side with the country that just bombed a school and killed dozens of their children?
It’s going to $150+ you got an entry because of muh reserve narrative
>>61973246This right here is why you have no friends. Arrogant prick.
>>61973249People might hate their government, but what they really hate is being bombed. Also, there has never been a successful popular uprising without the armed forces and at least some of the elites joining in. You think the Iranian armed forces are eager to ally with America now?
fellas dont get chippy, just buy some oil
>>61973292even if they didnt have reserves it won't be until next week when we see problems
>>61973249Iran closed the internet and controls the media you probably will never hear the details of what is going on there.
Bros can someone tell me the best companies to invest in
>>61973299India is already rationing fuel. The problems are mounting.
>>61973275there's only 1 carrier group in the immediate area, 2 in the region. when a 3rd arrives they'll probably move one into the strait for escorts, seems smart to play it safe for now though, not bite off more than they can chew. how are you this morning beautiful? hoping well.
>>61973305iran has already given the ok for india bound tankers to pass. the streets will continue to be shat in
>>61973299Decent chance that is front ran but let’s see
>>61973308>they'll probably move one into the straitYou having a laugh?
>>61973301My boss told me he saw something about Nvideo on CNN. Look into that one.
>>61973313Thanks bro but what if the AI bubble collapses
>>61973310I saw they let two through just now. India is becoming a pooperpower. Allowed Russian oil, can transit Hormuz. Nice little earner.
>>61973312no, seems like they would send the fresh sailors into the strait, rotate the one in the arabian sea home, replace it with the one in the red sea underway and start a rotation like that.
>>61973293Woman brained.The EU has had their security subsidized by america for decades, and all they can do is shame americans. Free ride is up soon.
>market opens in 81 minutesget ready guise
>>61973321You honestly think America will sail a carrier group into the Hormuz straits? You can't be serious.
>>61973336security subsidized is a funny way to say ongoing occupation since 1945
>>61973341Daylight savings retardWe open in 20 minutesMay God have mercy on us allIts just another frog day afternoon
>>61973336>The EU has had their security subsidized by america for decadesDid daddy trump tell you that? Please kindly take your bases with you when you leave.
>>61973342Yea all three of them abreast each other with trump pissing off the bow of the middle one
>>61973342ya, i do. and ships steam nowadays, they don't sall.
>>61973351I would give my entire portfolio to see such a spectacle. Kek.
>>61973347>Please kindly take your bases with you when you leave.So which is it seether, we do or don't guarantee your security?
>>61973353>ya, i doYou're invested in whoever builds aircraft carriers then I hope because you'll be needing a new one if you try that.
OIL RIPPIN NIGGAS
>>61973347Iran has a stronger army than Western Europe. You guys are a laughing stock on the world stage, maybe that’s why you all are always so butthurt.
When are we going to bomb the Middle East (London, Paris, etc...)?
>>61973301Right now? Anything military/defence; RTX, Lockheed, BAE, airbus etc.Long term? Beats me, my time machine hasn’t worked for a while
>US PRESIDENT TRUMP ON TRUTH >"The United States is the largest Oil Producer in the World, by far, so when oil prices go up, we make a lot of money. BUT, of far greater interest and importance to me, as President, is stoping an evil Empire, Iran, from having Nuclear Weapons, and destroying the Middle East and, indeed, the World. I won’t ever let that happen! Thank you for your attention to this matter. President DONALD J. TRUMP"
retard pump, or retard dump, call it. Don't look at the futures. Just call it. I can't call it for you.
holy oil
>>61973359You don't. You cause more problems than you ever solve.Anyway. /pol/ is over there >>>>I'm not going to shit up /smg/ arguing with a retard.
>>61973368THE MASTER PLAN DRILL BABY DRILLthink about it. the world only has so much oil. america would only ever want to sell it at high prices, imaging selling a finite resource at low prices, lmao
>>61973363Ching Ching. Noice.
>>61973367thanks anon! have a blessed day
Don’t fade cup and handle in commodities …
>>61973367I've got BAE and RTX. Hoping for stellar earnings from RTX in April. Hoping market will hold together that long though seems futile.
>>61973368So, he's not trying to keep prices down anymore. Cheers orange man.
>>61973369Reasonable dump followed by retard pump>>61973372Shh, quiet time euro. Go rub your two nickels together.
THERES NO STOPPIN THIS TRAIN WERE ONOIL TO 100
>>61973372
>>61973387>Go rub your two nickels together.And you go count your sheckels you filthy Jew.
>>61973275adore you babe. the real you. you know what i'm talking about. that person is worth admiring and cherishing too.
>>61973386Why do you think he wanted to export LNG and quadrouple the price of domestic natural gas on the domestic American population.
Going for a week long trap here. When's the dump?
ok the jews woke up and started shorting oil, squeeze canceled, market crash canceled, its over
>mfw nobody calls me babe itt
Brent is $99 come the fuck on
>>61973411be one! she earned it, whether or not she'll admit it.
opening bell theme https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXv31OmnKqQ
>>61973386He'll try to turn anything into a win. It's clearly to overshadow higher gasprices. That's what he advocated for. Now he obviously will say it's actually good for the US. He just used the term "we", but everybody knows who "we" is. And that's not even antisemitic, I just mean the oil companies. He's socializing, nationalizing the profits. >Hey MAGAmaniacs, WE are making so MUCH money right now haha. Stay strong!
>>61973380Rtx and Lockheed will for sure have nice earnings coming up, both Israel and America will need to stock up on everything used in Iran. BAE has been pumping for a while, I sold expecting some correction in the market but I will for sure buy again in a month or so. I’m currently long on SAAB as well, they have all of 2026 fully booked on orders plus Lockheed will be looking at building artillery bases in Sweden as per Bloomberg yesterday which is in Saabs ballpark. I expect them to reach $100 this year easily
Pools closed.
>>61972417>>61972417>>61972417
>>61973447Never thought to look at Saab. I'll have a gander. Cheers.
>>61973125This shit was solved with covid. Just show lots of water around the fire and give the primordial man some soma. Then humiliate him with getting his wife bred by foreigners. Problem solved.
