Pain and suffering edition>Please leave your political posts at the door unless they involve Business or Finance.>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratespreviously on /smg/ >>61979430
1st for always do the opposite of Biztrodamus
Second for do not become bull trapped by the balls over the weekend.We gap down HARD on Monday.
2nd for babe
can you niggers really believe the website meetup.com still exists and they think I'm going to pay 14.99 a month to join their gay little activities
kek
WEAT calls already up 15%. Suck it AI chuds
I need to buy more soxl
what mental fud is coming to tank oil before the weekend?
hgraf baggies lmao
>>61979976Are redditors really like this or is it all irony?
>ay you>little nigga>get off me>childs play DAYYYYYYYYYMMMMMNNNNNNN
i am doing well, idk what kind of bullshit you retards buy but i am green.
Will you get an invite to the Golden Ballroom /smg/?
>>61979970he called SPY to 675 on that day Trump lied about the war being over
First for corn
>massive red candle on 0 volumehow bizarre
>>61979984OOO I AM SLURPING
>>61979970stop feeding the attention whore, dumbass.
>>61979988I'm one the largest distributors of hotdogs, jerky and pizza in the US, so yes.
>>61979984literally dont care. buying more hgraf
I’m up to 1500 bucks scalping the QQQ with 0DTE. I’m gonna quit my day job
Smiggers, beware the ides of March (Sunday)
I made good money with XOM calls and Frierenposting (UUUU) at the start of this year but I have been slowly but surely giving it all back these past few weeks. Feeling down. You niggers selling oil stocks, or not quite yet?
>>61979984white people worship pussy
>>61979984it's real, they're retards. Entire company: retards
>>61979992liquidity is one crazy unpredictable nigga
>>61979997Clearly a baggy
I don't even know how to check, but I'm 99% certain today is options expirey and 50 is soxl max pain.Soxl holder.
I will sincerely extend my condolences to the poor lads who haven't sold yet. May they find peace in the afterlife.
>>61979996>>61980002I've got buy orders set for 2.12
>>61979986i'm green too but I was a lot greener yesterday
>>61980006I'm short Oil right now.
>>61979984r/HGRAF is a goldmine I've been having a good laugh over the past weeksome posts are obvious marketers "oh wow I can't believe I made so much money" but I would say it's 50/50 marketers and bots to real people
why the fuck did i listen to you retards and short oil FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
I am starting to believe holding cash for the foreseeable future is the play.
What is 200$ oil when you equate it to a tax?Is it like the equivalent of a 20% tax? A 30% tax increase?
>>61979958
> nows
>>61980014Sell wat
>>61980025a zero tax increase if you're homeless
>>61979986Up 3% today saarI am doing the sneedful
WHEN IS THE OIL PUMP HAPPENING
>>61980035I am not thoughbeit and I meant in terms of a corporate tax increase
>>61980021>>61980023The duality of /smg/
>>61980030>That girl in the background just tanking the flow no problemMen btfo
>>61980025I don't know but I'd probably be paying 4 bongbux a litre at the pump, that's like 18usd/gallon. Kek. The end is truly nigh.
>>61980023>why the fuck did i listen to you retards and short oil FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKHow are you stupid enough to short oil when there's the biggest oil supply shock in historyThe Treasury is probably shorting it to keep the price under $100/barrel but $95/barrel is big money for companies whose cost per barrel is $40-50
goy vey goyim im tired today...
>>61980025trump is playing 4d chess to tax the rich isn't this what the commies wanted?
>>61980040I got in a bit early yesterday but I'm already up $200 on my "strategy"
Imagine longing rocks when the dxy is up
>>61979957>How is Tesla so powerful? That oil are the only things that are green.Teslas don't need oil changes.
>>61980025>What is 200$ oil when you equate it to a tax?The supply shock is a similar scale to the covid demand destruction, so you should expect work from home initiatives and fuel rationing in most economies.
>>61980037if anything, it'll be pushed down by (((market forces))) before close before rising back again
>>61980022picrel
>>61980045i'm about to exit my 30s without a wife
>>61980030Why did he jump off
>>61979992Bizarrely bullish
DO NOT REDEEM THE OILS SAR
>>61980048The dxy crash is going to fucking glorious when it happens.
>>61979976I see where her 10 years of 'machine learning' comes from.Poor lass must be red raw.
>>61979979They're all out of fud. Russian sanctions was the fuddiest they had.
>>61980006>>61980023its unbelievable how many people dont understand the scope of the situation and think oil is going down any time soon
hoping oil dumps enough to trigger one of my buy orders
All the gas stations around me raised prices .20-.30 a gallon overnight. I guess I'm topping off the tank again today before it goes up again....>>61980055Why the fuck is he saying "doll hairs" instead of dollars
baaaaaaaaaabe why won't you just do what i tell you to we could have gotten rich together babe
>HydroGraph Clean Power Inc. engages in the acquisition and development of graphene and hydrogen related products and services. Are you smiggers serious?
>>61979977I just made a capricious purchase of 8k WEAT shares spurred by this post. Not even joking.
Sell the pump or pink wokacks on monday.
>>61980079Im also longing corn but its only up 5% right now
Absolute madmen
>>61980055kek just keep buying goy, dont worry about silly things like COST BASIS or MARKET TREND
>>61980073>Without full aerial control. I thought trump said they had air superiority?
>>61980088He's crashing this ship no survivors isn't he....why would he do this?
i decided to SLURP up the nice hgraf DIP so now my TOTAL amount INVESTED is no longer $95k, it is $102k, with a LOWER COST BASIS!! i am EXCITED to make good money in the FUTURE (hopefully to be GREEN in the next 3 months)
>>61980091That's been the advise of fucking "financial advisors" for the last 5 decades.
>>61980000checkedtopkek
>>61980073If the war is at least semi-resolved in some way, oil will drop like a rock. All it takes is one tweet. Sure, writing is on the wall now, but there can still be period of months where prices will be depressed a lot from current levels.
>>61980078Wait until you find out how much revenue they generate annually :3
>>61980092You already posted this
>>61980088>president trump gearing up to go full retard into short dated puts if the administration needs any help choosing strikes and expirations and lot sizes they can give me a call. I know a thing or two about going all in with leverage and im unironically probably better at it than the CHUD you hired to short /CL
>>61980093>He's crashing this ship no survivors isn't he....why would he do this?He went to war with Iran without refilling the strategic oil reserve first.You can extrapolate from that many things.
oil should be at 250$ or more already now. i imagine the monday open to be disastrous for the world economy
>>61980101THEY JUST GOT APPROVED FOR COMMERCIAL SALE YOU FUCKING PINKER STINKER
>>61980092>He believes what trump says Top kek. I'm running out of "fell for it again" awards.
>>61980103No. I did not.
Just call me John D Cockerfella
Already done a 2x on marine deployment. Prepare your disaster bags.
What announcements are going to be made after market close today?
>>61980107No it should be about 130Way too early for it to be catastrophic levelsBut it will
>>61980089I should sell too
>>61980119Your son will die for Israel and you will like it
>>61980119Boots. Meeting ground.
>>61980107>oil should be at 250$ or more already now. i imagine the monday open to be disastrous for the world economy
>>61980117Long Coffin makers & Coffin sized American flag manufacturers
>>61980092they never had control. their strategy at the start was to use long-ranged air launched PGMs to hit shit then instantly fly away so they never actually risked going into iranian airspace. hegseth said a few days ago that they're switching to gravity bombs, aka fucking ww2 dive bombing, probably because they used up all their standoff weaponry.
>>61980117>+100% within an hour
>>61980045just buy calls and chill dude, ez dip
Stonks
>>61980092Iran is basically Vietnam with mountain
>>61980093its the boomers dying wish to see that only a hellscape is left after their generation perishes
>>61980119>What announcements are going to be made after market close today?that its pizza friday
>>61980079I bought fertiliser instead of wheat like a fucking cuck. Wheat outperforming my small fertiliser energy.
CAN WE STAY AT $97 ALREADY AAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>61980132And advanced technology, Russian and Chinese intelligence and an existential threat to rally against.
America can heal when the SPY returns to healthy P/E
Is $96.5 the ceiling bros? My portfolio cant take this anymore
>>61980141Its not even advanced tech. It's that each drone is $10,000 and we take them out with missiles that cost $10,000,000 and we produce less than 100 a yeae
>>61980111You don’t have to believe anything.Polls for trump are dreadful, polls for Bibi received none of the bump he was expecting and are turning sour.It’s in both US and Israeli interests to end it.
>>61980107>>61980120does oil really need to be those prices right now? I imagine 120-130 spike was just panic buying and not because it was priced inwhen things start shutting down in a couple weeks is when we'll see prices rise
Which news aggregators would you recommend?
>>61980137
>>61980092>he based his investments on kike mainstream media reportsoh nononono
>>61980132Looking at Vietnam, you get a sense of how sensitive the US has become to losses.>58,000 dead>TEN THOUSAND aircraft lostMeanwhile, Americans are losing their shit over 7 dead and like 4 aircraft lost.
>>61979996>trump's economy will fail tomorrow!!!How many weeks has /smg/ been saying this now?
>>61980095So far I am down on this investment.
>>61980151>share alpha No.
OILS BLOODY BASTARD SAR DO NOT REEDEM THE OILS SAR BASTARD BENCHODE, HORMUZ STRAIT SARR
>>61980140Poor kot shouldn't be subjected to such depravity
>>61980141Let's not forget the religious zealotry.
>>61980147Well, yeah, relatively, it's not exactly bamboo pit traps and ak47s>>61980148That must be why they're trying to cope by saying the strait is actually open with a slight risk of bombing?
>>61980153I'm well aware trump lies worse than a jew.
>>61980100>the war is at least semi-resolved in some way,it wont be but you can prove me wrong. what are the possible outcomes in your head that will lead to the war stopping?
>>61980160Or the first act of war being an assassination and a school being bombed. This has all the ingredients of spiraling massively out of control.
>>61980159>depravityShe's just helping her into her skinny jeans though.Isn't she?
>>61980107kikes havent even used nukes yet. but thats coming soon
>>61980161Oh advanced compared to Vietnam. Yeah trueAre we supposed to be worried that tapping our global oil reserves and freeing Russian oil from sanctions didn't accomplish anything with the price of oil?
>>61980107>oil should be at 250$ or more already now.It would be in a panic scenario which we may see as this narrative penetrates the normgroid and boomgroid consciousness.Realistically the medium term (rest of the year) price of about $90-$100/barrel oil makes sense if this is over soonish. There will be fuel shortages and bidding up on already-floating cargo. Shipping contracts will start paying premiums for guaranteeing physical delivery to specific ports. So the commodity price might be $100/barrel but the premium to guarantee it goes to Europe or Guarantee it goes to Taiwan - the importer might pay a huge premium to guarantee it gets delivered.
Does oil slow down at 13:30 just like with precious metals?
>>61980168The school was just payback for bataclan, so its even stevens
Is this the final OIL top, and the SP500 and NASDAQ bottom?
>>61980168With USA allies thin on the ground after trump's insanity the last year or so.Switzerland just banned USA from their airspace.
>>61980125>>61980158This doesn't even make sense dipshit. Oil is up today and you're saying that anyone who agrees is indian?
>>61980182Mossad is getting desperate.
>>61980119Trump will anounce Iran's surrender for the 5th time
>>61980179>he still doesnt knowlol
>>61980179Yes. In opposite land.
>>61980182calling everyone lefty and "panicans" didnt work so we gotta try something new
>>61980181Korea got all its fancy missile defense removed for Israel. And now there is buzz about why they went with America if they are so easily abandoned
>>61980182>SAR do not questioning the oils SAR bags are up 0.60% and falling SAR BASTARD benchode BLOODY BASTARD OILS REDEEMER
Any of you babes ever died from cringe? I fumbled my bags and it lead to a cascade of bad decisions. Thinking about it makes me want to die from cringe..
Oil is about to breakout to $100Don't say you weren't warned.
>>61980182I keep getting called a Chink every time I pointed out that Iran is indeed still blowing up shit and our airstrikes aren't working
>>61980168Even if the war ended this minute, thousands of dead civilians will create a new cadre of terrorists in 10 years. This cycle will never end.
>>61980186After they hit novorosivsk the Americans asked them by diplomatic letter to kindly stop due to US interests.A week later they sent everything they had at it and finished it for good. The emporer has no cards.
>>61980150If you're taking 15m barrels a day offline you need to do something that causes demand destruction, so if the price doesn't jump up it availability won't be able to be maintained. You could see a situation where developed economies slurp up the global oil and gas supplies by paying a premium to tanker owners rather than relying on the price of the futures market. This means some countries get oil and some don't rather than the disruption spread evenly.Can you imagine an Indian importer calling up a Greek shipping captain and offering to pay a premium on cargo? Way too cheap for that.
>>61980171It's kept it below 100, for now.>>61980177That was isis, who Iran defeated and in response to Iran defeating them, Trump assasinated Soleimani. Kek. Look it up. Iran has always fucked up CIA/MOSSAD funded terrorist groups in the Middle East, hence why they're at war with them now.>>61980181Wow. I hadn't heard, based mountain krauts.
>>61980197I never make a bad trade I do however die from cringe anytime I interact with a babe IRL apparntly being rich ain't enough for these hos
>>61980199How did you know?
>>61980199Any oil shorts left will surely cover before the weekend. Fuck risking that in this clusterfuck.
Hellloooooooo oil
>>61980199Yes SAR... The oils is breaking the out right now... Price is wery bullishing sar... Oil to 900 lahks 18:00 New Delhi time DO NOT REDEEM bastard Benchode
>>61980205yeah but I imagine every company has some barrels in a warehouse somewhere that they haven't emptied yet
>>61980205you mean Indians are too cheap right? Because I heard Asians are overbidding oil on the water to intercept European deliveries
>>61980196I'm seriously not even understanding you. Are you saying oil is going up or down?
>>61980171>Are we supposed to be worried that tapping our global oil reserves and freeing Russian oil from sanctions didn't accomplish anything with the price of oil?$100 barrel is after those are priced in
Imagine bag holding Korean stocks and calling everyone else brown
>>61980222imagine bag holding oil and calling everyone miggers
Stop crabbing and fucking die already Mr market.
>>61980000Please, go on.
BOOTS CONFIRMED https://www.reddit.com/r/AskSocialists/comments/1rsjc2v/us_treasury_secretary_nearly_breaks_into_tears/
>>61980224why are you still posting here?
PBR? XOM? Which oil stock do I get bros?Shill me some
Today has been quite the ride, oh my
>>61980216Yes, but that's like - Taiwan and Korea and Japan bidding up for intercepting deliveries.India is begging Iran to let them have some oil and are importing Russian oil that's floating in storage off the coast of India and China.
>>61980207well at least you're rich, so that's something. I also wish the babes were kinder to us though
>>61980227He was probably told that they were escalating the war and to make preparations to stabilize the markets
SAR I AM LOOSING LAKHS... OIL PRICING IS NOT WERY BULLISHING... DO NOT REDEEM THE RESERVES
>>61980022Tbf even after HGRAF shitting the bed over the last few sessions, if you bought in just a few weeks ago you're still up by a decent amount. I bought around 3k shares @ $3.25. Should've sold when it peaked above $8 earlier this week but I got greedy. Still almost doubled my money when I sold today @ $5.70.The people who got in seriously early at <1$ are still laughing all the way to the bank.
>>61980199we are about to get iwo jima 2: fpv boogaloo. shits gonna short squeeze the treasurey.
Imagine fuxking a Asian whore and cumming
>>61980235I gleefully await the coming humanitarian crisis in India. If we're lucky the diaspore will commit terrorist attacks in the west and get them all banned
>>61980030The scariest part about this is the endless block hellscape with richfags sitting atop a tower of sauron above it all.Looks like one of the pictures of a third world country.
>>61980233sasol
>>61980238And chose to.....almost cry and talk about trusting the Epstein regime with his children lives? What a retard.
>>61980234this nigga brickwalled interieur
How are you supposed to get up and pee holding 0DTEs
>>61980243!Start doing this
>>61980243Bangkok is probably going to get cheap relative to the USD and CAD
>>61980243imagine teacher her to code and improving her lot in life
>>61980227Holy shit that's telling lmao
>millennials who grew up with a Nokia phone are late repaying off the favor by buying Nokia stock 20 years later
>>61980255>Start doing thisWhere can one procure required materials?
When do this pump end? I need to take another shit
>>61980263The crab market requires a toilet bucket apparently
>>61980263How are you disconnected from the market during a bowel movement in the information age?
>>61980263>I need to take another shitYou some kind of curry muncher?
Any 'easing' of the market over the next week or so should be used as opportunities to buy next month's 20% OTM puts (kinda elevated rn but still VASTLY underpriced)
I’m beggining to think I’m legitimately too low iq for this whole investments thing
>>61980257based and pygmalion pilled
>>61980227>r/ask socialists
>>61980262literally any US massage parlor that is open for walk ins after 6 pm if you don't wish to travel
>>61980227why can nobody in this admin speak without some sort of speech impediment?
>>61980272no such thing
Any militaryfags here? What would happen if you were told you were going to land in Iran to secure a beach head and reopen the strait of homos, and you said "nah, not doing it, sorry, ahahah, but not doing it', would you be executed or thrown in prison? I genuinely don't know how it works.
Anyone got deodorant recommendations if you’re on test? Nothing works anymore. Have a nice day
>>61980227How is this good for Israel?People are saying /pol/ “die for zog” lines on Reddit. My twitter feed is full of people saying things like this even though I only follow finance ppl. Tucker and other cons are saying it.Dems boo Israel at the DNC.New York elects an anti semtic Arab.This is obviously, obviously bad for Jews.
>>61980278I'm UK. We don't have said establishments as far as I'm aware.
>>61980232Why wouldn't I be posting here boss?
>>61980254Well, it takes a strong man, babyBut I'm showin' you the door'Cause (you) gotta have faith(You) gotta have faith
>>61980286Court martial.
>>61980073the only way this could end in a short period of time is if Bibi starts threatening with a nuke. And it has to be him because:a) he's perfectly capable of doing it so it's believable. b) the media will still defend the "right of israel to defend itself"c) Trump can play the mediator role, art of the deal, 6d chessWhat a fucking mess.
>>61980286I'm not military but you'd be cour martialed, get jailed, and lose all your money.
>>61980286I believe it's called Leavenworth.
kek oil bobos
>>61980282Most of them Trump/Hesgeth etc do the classic cult leader manipulation technique of pausing every few words. Look it up, it gives your words more gravity and actually makes entrances retards, hence Le miggers.
>>61980290I'm willing to bet you are ill informed
>>61980290I can't believe there's no Asian rub n' tugs in the UK
>>61980301They've suddenly gone quiet.
>lost 200 on HIMS calls
uhoh oil stinky poopoo
>>61980295>>61980297So, you'd do a stretch in prison and they'd take all the money you'd earned that year or just from the point of not doing it?>>61980298What's that?
>>61980302Yeah they aren't doing this intentionally. Trump and Hegseth are just legitimately stupid.
>>61980286What you're describing is called dereliction of duty. It absolutely would lead to a court martial, prison time, and dishonorable discharge
>>61980305>>61980306It seems I have found myself a quest.
>>61980307They were shorting oil so there's a good chance they're punching a wall or putting a remote up their ass
>>61980286There are some rights to conscientious objection but I think the process for claiming that requires a bunch of lawyers to work your case pro bono and you will be court martialed, your military career will be over, and you will be told to clean shit from toilets for the rest of your service.
>>61980227>https://www.reddit.com/r/AskSocialists/comments/1rsjc2v/us_treasury_secretary_nearly_breaks_into_tears/>Pic relatedlook at this fucking retard in the comments
Uh guys…
>>61980306I was convincted for indecent exposure once I went for an "asian massage" and at the end I just whipped my Willard out thinking she was gonna do the happy ending thing and she just ran out the room screaming, I was arrested not long after.
You know who's awfully quiet during all this, the boomer rock schizos
Dumpy time. My 662 0dte may actually print holy shit.
>>61980311Pay, pension, benefits. They'd practically be on the streets when they get out unless they had money, which most of them don't.
>>61980238>escalating the warExactly. Boots. No other options left.
>$98stinky
pahmp eeet
>>61980227He told him he has to come into work on Saturday (no overtime).
>>61980324Surely all the rock boomers pivoted to oil, the primordial boomer asset.
>>61980319tell that redditor it is not ok to imply that faggots are pedos>>61980314report back when you complete your quest and I will give you your reward
>$97My shorts. Im literally bankrupt. Fuck YOU biz
Oil is about to hit $98. How shall we celebrate lads?
>The Indian tanker that was previously seen transiting on GPS has been confirmed an error due to EW interference and deperted from Oman , east of the straight . Pool isn't even 1% open
How do you make money if you're an old gangstalked person everyone hates with horrible reputation
>>61980323BasedI remember one of those places got shut down here, and the way the cops found out was customers had been flushing used condoms down the toilet, and it backed up the plumbing something fierce. So when a plumber came out to take a look he found 9000 used condoms backing things up and called the cops on them.
>>61980336Same as if oil was dumping. Getting drunk.
>>61980336I've sent the waifu to get me a bottle of whiskey, not because I'm up, but because I'm massively down and the world is ending.
I think Trump made a oopsie
>>61980288Honestly before this happened I was one of the leftists who thought "dying for Israel" was an antisemitic conspiracy theory.
Oil is spiking again boss
just blew up another port
>>61980324U.S dollar is on life support, the only thing they have left is OIL and war to keep it alive, its a dangerous balancing actIf OIL goes too high, boomer rocks win in the end in a hyper inflation scenario.Yes, OIL does suppress the price of gold and silver (Cost of mining) but that gets negated quickly within the first 5 months, maybe quicker due to the still record highs of gold and silver.If OIL is really 250$ a barrel like the schizos are screaming, everything will increase in price at a retarded quick rate when we are already in a silent rescission, its going to only make that 10x worse.
>>61980349We've been warning you faggots about this and the Epstein shit for over 10 fucking years, and now we're on the doorstep of Armageddon, you faggots are like "hmmmm, maybe you had a point after all". Absolutely pathetic, we were right about niggers too for the record.
>>61980353you a pilot?
I keep slurping things but hey keep going down
>>61980311>The United States Disciplinary Barracks (USDB) at Fort Leavenworth, Kansas, is the military's only maximum-security facility for male service members convicted at court-martial, generally housing those with sentences over ten years. It's for naughty soldiers.
>>61980335I have been preaching literally all day that we are going to see $100 today, if you think that's bad wait till we open to $120 Monday.
They’re gonna choke us out with interest rate hikes before hyper inflation. I smoke weed all day and I’m not dumb enough to believe in hyper inflation
Sar boss.. oil is doing the spiking again.. a whole one percent SAR... 9000 lakhs to the village for shiva bastard Benchode.. New Delhi is celebrate like dawalhi sar
>2 weeks until invasionThat means the straits are closed until the end of the month at a minimum IMO
>>61980349Lies. Leftists hate everyone, they’re a death cult.
>>61980354> If OIL goes too high, boomer rocks win in the end in a hyper inflation scenario.They can outlaw boomer rocks at any time with a presidential order.They have done so before so it can’t even be challenged by courts.At any moment if rocks challenge the greenback, the president can order you to hand them over or go to prison.>ill burry them!Okay, so they will still be in effect worthless. If you get caught using them it’s 15 yrs.
>>61980366If they actually spike interest rates to combat inflation our growth is going negative. We're getting a full on recession
>>61980343Have them pay me money to make videos of me hurting myself. They can pay extra if they want to inflict the pain themselves.
>>61980286>>61980295>>61980313Wasn't this the plot to Gears Of War?
>>61980363>10 years Ooft. Maybe the IRGC will break them out when they launch a naval invasion of the mainland. Kek
>>61980354To be fair if oil actually stays above 130-140 for a long time we have far more issues ahead of us than boomer rocks being stagnant for some time.At least India will starve to death.
>>61980353a port in Iran right?
>>61980373It’s the only card left to play
>>61980330That v has my testes dropping. Not feeling so bad about leaving my trade over the weekend now.
>>61980366>hyper inflationI heard about this, is that sad panda category for feeders right?
>>61980370TWO WEEKS?????
>>61980369India is who oil longs profit from retard .They are the demand not the supply
>>61980370There is only one reason to send this task force and that's to do a naval invasion. Even if its just to establish a beach head
>>61980370Oh boy
>>61980362oooh this dip too sharp I think I cut my lips on it
>>61980360The nigger thing is true but it's because of White oppression.
eurosister here. i bought uso calls yesterday but i'm red somehow. my 125c expiring next month are already getting IV crushed from a tiny -3% move even though there’s still plenty of time left. CFD are so much better , my x7 leverage on OIL is almost up 7%
>>61980347>whiskeyThere's no e in whisky lad.sips.jpg
>>61980374Is that real? >>61980343Bump
Oh for fucks sake Petrobras, why are you dumping while oil is pumping
>>61980393Yes SAR... Buy the top like a new delhi man.. surely it will not crash Shiva willing bastard bloody Benchode.. buy tops only SAR
>>61980348really can't see a 'win' at any point now no matter how this ends, even if right now
>>61980335 /biz/ is super bullsih on oil and was shilling $250 oil non stop. You went contrarian and shorted it . NGMI
>>61980401He kicked off the bear market with this shit. What a retard
>>61980370Watching trump send a few marines hoping Iran will back down. Then sending more, then realising it isn't working. It's painful.
>>61980387They had a similar number of marines off the coast of Venezuela but no invasion
>getting government adverts on youtube to join the military
>>61980372Don't care. Not selling my shiny rocks.
>>61980392Oh. Fuck off, you'll be admit that we were right niggers being inherently violent too when one is stabbing you in the neck. Always too late with you retards >>61980394Actually, laddo, it's a bottle of bourbon so I'm using the appropriate spelling.
Oil is unfucking stoppable right now. Gap up on Sunday night
Market speculation suggests the U.S. Treasury may be selling crude futures to stabilize prices.Traders were “being pushed by clients as to who the big seller was,” according to analyst Skirrow.Some speculated “it could be from the US Treasury.”Source: FT
>>61980227Old news. Olds
>>61980393Should have bought SHEL.
>>61980370Would being a chef on these yuge ships be a cozy job? Sounds pretty comfy.
SPY 650 EOD!!!!!
>>61980397turns out asia doesn't want monkey trannie semen in their oil
>>61980397Its a state owned producer in a country with a left-wing governmentThere's a political risk that they get hit with a windfall profits tax or price controls
>>61980411bullish for goylem coffins
>>61980411bearish as fuck
>>61980415this is good. fuck trust in the market. I want cheap oil
>>61980411>im losing out on information by paying for YouTube premiumDamn
>>61980419You think you could handle the pressure when a civvie (fellow marine) throws a live hand grenade (orders a grilled cheese) into the kitchen 3 hours before closing??
>>61980414>yass oil up!Do you guys not have cars?
>>61980424sasuga moshe
>>61980431I work from home and use about 1 tank a month
>>61980413>Actually, laddo, it's a bottle of bourbon so I'm using the appropriate spellingWell then. Enjoy your malty mash.
OOOOOOOOOOOOIL
>>61980365NO CRYING INTHEC A S I N O
>>61980431i have a prius price of oil doesn't affect me
It’s boner time
>>61980431Being the filthy euro that I am, I commute via bike to work. My company will scream bloody murder but that ain't my money.
>>61980415Sirs... The oils .. the United States of Americas are redeeming the oils SAR... BASTARD.. village must be fed with 90000 lakh oil sar... Wery good entry price $114 bbl SAR
I think they ran out of treasury shorts bros.
>>61980436Thanks. I'm starting extra early today to try and quash my impending sense of doom...I'm long on physical tinned food and non-perishables at the moment so that at least brings me some comfort.
>>61980395Yeah.https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Lu6uK7plxHE
>>61980431>Do you guys not have cars?I've got a free travel pass. I got rid of my car during COVID.
so let me get this straightno one wants to put their ships in the strait because of the off-chance that iran will sink oneinstead they're going to pound them from the air for a month before starting escortsmeanwhile 70% of oil and more of gas from the region is completely shut downso we're going to 200/bbl right?
>>61980286>nah, not doing it, sorry, ahahah, but not doing itAmericans have such silly notions of warfare due to prolonged periods of spanking goat fuckers wielding rusty Kalashnikovs. If its a real war then you'll be taken to a cell and kept there, if the war starts going very bad then someone will appear in your cell and drag you out for your treason hanging.
>>61980439Based Prius owner
bros opinion on>Frontline Plc (FRO)it dipped hard after a pump
>>61980447I may join you. My impending doom is still reaching a crescendo from 2008.
the price of oil is rising while the trading volume is dropping. i wonder what that means
>>61980453There's other places to get lighter and sweeter crude boss.
equities trying to resist the rise of oil, scary shit
>>61980454I did ask if you'd get executed, so, yeah.
>>61980370> 2 more weeksi think kikes just have a sense of humor
>$99
>>61980453>200bblnot if the US treasury has anything to say bout it
>>61980462and they have capacity to start pumping 10m barrels a day starting a week ago?
>>61980462Oh you're back. So when is oil coming down?
>>61980462>Russian ghost shipsYou better start believing in bear markets, boss...
>>61980466Fuck equities, I'm already 70% cash, I'm feeling quite comfy about my rock now too, they're holding well compared to everything else.
>>61980423This is why SHEL is cheap. I don't think it's state-owned but Europe hates Big Oil and regulate the fuck out of them. It actually seems to be a well-run, undervalued business. Hopefully $200 oil will help them break free from the shackles of socialism.
>>61980415how does overt kikery like this not just completlely collapse markets? people continue to participate willingly in this faggotry
Oil SARS.... Price is wery slow... Only pump the 1% rupees on wery low wolume... Sar bloody bastard KAHAMENI PUMP THE OILS NOW SAR IRAN PERSIAN IS INDIA SAR PUMP THE OILS NOWW DO NOT REDEEM
>>61980453they aren't really going for anything stationary, just those trying to move that they don't permitany hits in and around the strait, kuwait, qatar etc are aimed at facilities on land, US bases and troops from them in hotels
>>61980475As soon as they string all of the vessels in a line and begin traversing the straight in a convoy.
>>61980480I can see us dumping the green bullshit and letting the north sea flow again anytime soon. (UK)
>>61980479what im saying is theres real buying in stocks right now, if oil comes off at all stocks fly
XOM's tentacles regenerate
>>61980490>string all of the vessels in a lineThat sounds a lot like a funfair shooting gallery.
ITS 99 FUCKKKKKKK
>>61980493>if oilSorry. All ifs and buts are sold out.
>>61980498>>61980490>traversing the straight in a convoy.yeah bro, just concentrate everything they want to hit in one place
I hope all the fags who went long on oil yesterday didn't sell. I told you to hold.
I was posting here about going all on a leveraged oil position at 80usd and I talked myself out of it. I'd be up about 40k by now. FUCKING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>61980457>no replylust inducing and thought provoking image it is then
>>61980493>theres real buying in stocks right nowthis means nothing>if [biggest input for most industrial production] comes off at all stocks flyand if I woke up with a billion dollars in the bank tomorrow I'd be a millionaire
>>61980393Also got IV crushed today. Down a redic amount despite uso being higher. It’s all Hebrew nonsense.
>>61980513>+1.77% since yesterday Wery good gains SAR!
>>61980520>>61980507well luckily oil is still running, looks like it was a good chance to buy index puts
What if Trump just declares victory (he’ll lie about destroying their nuclear capacity again, or something like that) and the US/Israel stop bombing. Would Iran actually open the straits of Hormuz or would they try and extract some other concessions from him
>>61980517according to my sources it's a buy
Baking
Attention cash chuds SPYI is hella cheap right now and pays next week
>>61980529Yes everyone knows after you wack a hornet's nest with a baseball bat apologizing magically fixes everything and calms the wasps down
>>61980512its for protection,
>>61980453>off-chancelmao
Can I use this thread to ask random questions
>>61980542Filtered
>>61980548Yes, but not the next one.
>>61980529israel is not going to stop bombing, this is do or die for netanyahu. the reason there hasn't been much action this week is because trump got freaked out by the israeli attack on iranian oil, and so israel is pretending to be a good boy for a bit.
>>61980536sounds like an opportunity to short the exdiv
>>61980529Pretty sure they'd run straight to Tel Aviv and turn it into a new megacemetary.
>>61980551>Key US measures Like fucking what exactly? All they've done is say it's open with a slight chance of bombing. Kek.
There's no support until 6500. They're slow rolling the distribution but that's where it's going there's fucking nothing left, none of the moving averages, the option flows are all puts that are being blasted through delta hedging or not. Shit's bleak.
>>61980558They've been shorting the fuck out of crude. Looks like that's over.
>>61980551>nobody believes us anymorekek
>>61980529dump no longer can say anything that matters to the market
>>61980556Ex div is Tues hold through the distribution and sell after for 1% gain
>>61980558The 5000 marines are going to don scuba masks and swim about looking for those underwater drones.
WHERE'S THE BREAD MR. BAKER?MY KIDS ARE STARVING OVER HERE!
Why has the market frozen? Nothing has gone down since oil was at 96
>dem sweep is kissing 50% on PolymarketWhat moves will markets make to adjust for lame duck?
>>61980567div stocks drop by the div amount after distribution paired with rising bearishnessi'm not touching that shit, i suggest shorting it tho
>>61980558they're sending warships over
>>61980529this is on pissrael 1000%they won't stop bombing even if the US desperately wants outthey will nuke tehran before they snub netanyahu and jews won't back down because they are DEEP in the hole right now if you haven't noticed
oil rolled over, its over
Is it over? I'm selling now.
>>61980573because the market is retarded
>>61980568>>61980558>the 2,500 marines being called to Iran will be used to invade the small islands in the straight>after occupation we are just going to cross our fingers that they are droned and shelled 24/7 from there on out
>>61979851Well then you're in better shape than most fomotards. If this thing winds up crabbing the rest of the year (honestly I doubt it, we have at least ~1 pump incoming before we crab through summer) you could always take the losses. I would definitely keep a small baggie if you do sell though since we don't know how quickly this shit could scale up or get bought up by institutions and insiders.
>>61980529If I were playing Iran's hand I would not reopen that strait until I got some kind of major concession, preferably something that allowed them to rejoin international markets while retaining their ability to remilitarize
>>61980578>>61980579Fuck that. Shorts are trapped. Cover or hold for weekend.
>>61980530>following the UK Labour government's abolition of the non-domiciled tax regime, He announced he was relocating his business operations to the United Arab Emirates, stating that "Britain has gone to hell, like Norway" and that "the entire Western world is on its way down."hes just like us, im buying
>>61980583> implying that island isn’t already 90% C4 by soil weight Kek
>>61980590its 100% over, you all got caught
>>61980587we should glass everything from iraq to afghanistan, the mongols had the right idea
>>61980596I'm 3x long until Monday morning. Balls to the wall.
>>61980583>>61980594Kekd
>he sold the HGRAF bottom
they will never let the market end this bearish when all the facts are already known. strait is fucked. everyone knows it already, literally priced in
>>61980601
Here comes the oil bear trap :3
By announcing that they're moving a naval invasion force there in 2 weeks does that not give Iran a shitload of time to plant mines, machine gun nests, IED's, snipers, SAM's, and kit their local forces with anti-tank and anti-air weapons?
>>61980601Trump is going to frogmarch the Ayatollah and every significant figure out into tonight's press conference, anon, close the positions now!
>>61980608my friend, the bull is deadit's just twitchingnot even Dr. Frankenstein can bring it back
>>61980512Why are you taking his posts seriously? He does nothing but shit post all day everyday.
oil top is officially in, treasury shorts cant be defeated
TOTALLY NORMAL GUYS :^)
>>61980612Why would Iran do such an evil thing?
>>61980608They've lost control.>>61980612What part of sacrifice to Moloch don't you understand?
>>61980612That’s shit doesn’t matter, they just strap a drone to a pickup truck in the mountains retard.
>>61980621what are you implying?
>>61980620Oil is going to $250 you dirty kike.
>>61980608>This physical resource that is vital for numerous amount of products ending up in a supply shock is priced inHow are you going to "price in" gas doubling in price you moron?
>>61980625>>61980630yeah but not before you guys get flushed
400 POSTS WHERE IS THE NEW THREAD FUCK ME WHAT A SHITSHOW ITS TRULY OVER AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>61980633markets are forward looking. they already know the repercussions. they know better than you or me. the price tells all
>>61980617>close the positions now!I cannot.
>>61980634I bought in weeks ago retard.
>>61980637NEW>>61979958>>61979958
>>61980637>Page 2You smiggers need to stop baking a new thread every half hour
>>61980637only shills were making new threads
>>61980628I have my candles on a 5m timer. How can the volume go from a 1.79k to 4.96k so suddenly, on a red candle too just after that shit got pumped to madness? C'mon man.
>>61980634I'm all cash, rocks and beans. You can't flush me.
>>61980637in any other board new threads are made at page 8.i dont get why you niggers cant wait
>>61980637the US Treasury is shorting smg threads
I have a good feeling about SHEL. It's been rising all year, financials are improving, regular buybacks, only 15 P/E and 1.5 P/B. I put £2k in. FRES skyrocketed to 100 P/E during the silver pump so SHEL will do the same if oil pumps right?
>>61980649again, what are you implying?
>oil bear trap
How does a gangstalked schizo make money?
>>61980653for some of us this is our only source of income
>>61980657They've lost control. We're going to 500.
uhh stinkies it's almost at 100?
>>61980664like I said >>61980647
silver marines!!!! hold the line!!!!!!
>>61980663sell your butt
>>61980670>>61980670>>61980670
>>61980662oil will fade into the close, theres no stopping it now
>>61980661What is there not to get? We got attacked? Duh?
>>61980674Based boomer.
>>61980649Are you being antisemitic? What are you implying here?
>>61980663you can't. we know your every move.
>>61980077Brother, you made 300 bucks. You're not getting rich any time soon.
>>61980138planting season hasn't even really begun yet. Wait until the end of the quarter. Since we are retards who don't plant cover crops, fertilizer will be in massive demand.
Oil sars... ACK MY LAKHS!!! DO NOT REDEEM THE OIL SAR
>>61980286Why would you join the military if taking a beachhead and killing sandheads didn't fill you with excitement?
I'm never getting back my money I put into GAMB huh.>>61979986If I just bought calls on oil last friday then flipped into calls on micron I would be a millionaire.
>>61980201Israel has proven that you can end terrorism if you kill enough browns tho
>>61980529iran already said their only condition for peace would be US leaving the middle east and the destruction of israel. do you retards not understand the shitstorm we started by bombing the top religious figure of a fanatical religious country along with his whole family and a few hundred 8 year old school girls and then setting the capital city on fire while it rains toxic sludge? saying "lol jk" is not going to patch things up here
>>61980612what do you think irans been up to the past 30 years? the entire country is a defensive mountain keep
Trump lost me 60k dollars this month, I'll fucking kill him. That's a lot to me.
>>61980905Fine. If they don't want to stop, everyone dies.Then, once they are wiped, we can glass the damn desert
Could have literally made 100k this week on oil.
>>61979958>it’s so over no one will even bakeGrim. Grim times.
>>61980969thats where this is going 100%. israel will nuke iran
You didn't panic sell HGRAF did you?
