27 VIX edition>Please leave your political posts at the door unless they involve Business or Finance.>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratespreviously on /smg/ >>61979958
market will rally, oil will sell into the close, theres no debating this
oilads our next move?
I'm thinking about 650 3/20 SPY PUTS waht do the best traders (you) in the world think?
How does someone who is schizo make money if they are older and can't have a career?
Update: Pool is still closed
let me get this thread started appropriately AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH RABBI PLEASE MAKE IT STOP AAAHHHH RABBI NO MORE, 2500 MARINES? THAT'S NOT ENOUGH RABBI START THE DRAFT NOW! AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
>he sellsolded the HGRAF bottom
>>61980685boots on the ground means this is free money
>>61980691sell that old butthole gramps
>>61980694hgraf bottom is 0.20$
>>61980687Go for it!
>>61980692For how long do these fucks usually have for necessities on board? Months?
>>61980687I would sell those puts too
if you believe oil is going down or stock indexes are going up in the next 2 months you are retarded
>>61980695>boots on the ground means this is free moneyHow do you profit from body bags?
EOD dumpy? :D
>>61980685Hold over the weekend then demand physical delivery and become a warlord in the post apocalyptic world
>>61980704>fish in the sea>water in the oceanThey don't need food. Their limit is alcohol.
>>61980707TRVTH NVKE
>>61980707It’s the Jews trying to trick you, oil to $250 kikes.
>>61980708They are made from oil.
30 year old boomer here. Do I buy more shiny rocks over the weekend or are they dropping further after weekend? I'm going full apocalypse mode now.
>>61980707I'm retarded no matter what I believe even if I get it right>>61980704I have no idea and no qualifications to speak on the matter but I would say that they don't carry much more than needed for the planned trip time and you can quote me on that
told you oil retards its over
I can't imagine holding oil or oil accessories over the weekend
>>61980720>30 year old boomer hereBoomer with a few decades on you here.Shiny rocks good, oil better.
>>61980720precious metals wen't out of style last week, precious liquids are all the rage now. Imagine showing up to the market holding metals lol, you'd look like an unfashionable rube!
>>61980724>you didn’t buy the dip Monday Kek
>>61980720High fuel prices means mining equities will take a hit + higher bond yields means lower precious metals investment demand
>>61980687Fuck it, free $500
>>61980726Aren't you already liquidated on your shorts, shartynigger?
>>61980729>implying
>>61980726I've been gang raped by rabbis so many times by holding things past close on a weekday, you have to be a glutton for punishment to hold over the weekend. You're literally letting jewish financial institutions decide your fate at that point.
>>61980733damn, might just follow you on that.it ain't "free" though
>>61980724>down 2 dollars>looking at the 1 minute chart>"its over"
>>61980720Im short gold in the short term. Long long term. Long silver but it will probably dump with gold throughout the month. Once we get a good dump to 4800, maybe 4600 if lucky, then it’s buying time. I’ll sell the oil and go very hard long gold n silver.
>>61980733kek I literally just bought a dangerous amount of these putsbetter get your shaman on the phone I plan t spend the week astrally harassing you into financial ruin
>>61980720The oil shitshow fucks over metals because of the market's panic and miners needing oil and gas. Either sell or inverse the pretty stones until the orange retard starts screeching about Belgium or wherever
>>61980736>>61980726You can’t hoard all the oil for yourself slimey jews.
Can someone explain to me why Israel isn't sending 2,500 troops to hold those islands but instead it needs to be our soldiers that are going to be shelled and droned 24/7 as they attempt to hold them?
>>61980727I can't keep oil at home unfortunately.>>61980728Urgh, so embarrassing.>>61980731Noice. I'll wait a couple of weeks to buy more sovvys.
Anyone else all in on NTR?
>>61980743its your gains melting, not mine right
>>61980753because holocaust you antisemitic RACIST
>>61980701b-but muh $100 trillion dollar product
>>61980734I'm neither long nor short oil but I am going to be taking physical delivery of a lil gas later today so I can do some yardwork this weekend
>>61980710>tfw 509 sq/ft $100k/month apt filled with oil barrels
>>61980753I forget the exact conversion ratio but an Israeli is like 1000 goyim. so 2500 troops would be like 2.5 million for them, which is just unfair. I'm sure they will send 1 or 2 to match the US numbers though.
>>61980744>>61980748Cheers, lads. I'll hold off on buying more gold, I might add a couple of oz of silver because it's relatively cheap and the US and Israel are vaporizing copious amounts in 'smart' munitions as we speak.
>>61980754>I can't keep oil at home unfortunately.Tell me your address. I'll come fit a tank.
>>61980741>>61980745I have the capital if assigned
>>61980753American lives are a small price to pay for Israels security. Simple as. His step son told him this what's best
>>61980761I see buying oil as offsetting the shitload I have to pay at the pump.
>>61980753
>>61980770just mail me a check now and there will be an end to the horror
>>61980770yeah and then spy goes even lower
>>61980768Alright, but if you start looking for my boomer rocks you'll be stuffed into the tank, in pieces if necessary.
>>61980720I was mostly invested in gold before this happened. I sold all of it, not because I thought it was going to crash but because I don't think it will pump again for now so I decided to take profits. Reasons are what this guy >>61980731 said. buying gold now won't hurt, It will sink but I doubt it will crash. However I would wait until they start cutting rates again. Avoid silver though. When gold sinks that crashes and it's overvalued right now compared to gold.
>Memory stocks
Americans are a subhuman TV staring race. We would all be better off if all of you were shepherded into gas chambers.
My USO is printing
SPY will close 666 on Friday the 13th going into the Ides of March weekend. Schizos were right, it is all connected!Abandon your ports!SELLSELL FOR YOUR LIVES!
>>61980765It's 1578 to one goy last I checked, although the Treasury department has been shorting goys lately so it could be even more now.
The US is totally prepared for the strait to be closed, not that it's closed, but if it were, we're prepared and we've been prepared for years>>61980775That's solid reasoning
>>61980798Could I get one of them crunchy wrap things?
1 power hour please
>>61980798just put the nachos in the bag bro
>>61980801>we were prepared for iran to close the strait>we just weren't prepared to do anything about it
>>61980807sorry all you can have is on 1 sour hour
>>61980802you mean a black bean crunchwrap? i just order 2 BBCW's and they always know what i mean.
How is oil near daily highs, but my 3x oil is at daily lows?
>>61980738>Saturday>Treasury shorts oil>Trump enters into negotiations with Iran>65 oil on MondayYou don't know how bad the rape can get.
I'm holding oil over the weekend.
>>61980813you dont know what your etf has in it, lmao
>>61980813idk but jews probably
>>61980816I'm balls deep in SPY puts
>>61980814Hope you get drafted to die for Israel Untermensch.
>>61980822big mistake
>>61980816same
>>61980726bullish for the shapes poster
please just go up so i can sell
>>61980813Leveraged ETFs are retarded, just buy on margin.
>>61980812I want the spicy chicken ones with the lava sauce boss.
>>61980798>>61980808lmao stupid baggie
>>61980798I just want a tasty cheesy ground beef burrito man
>>61980714Make sure you remind every sucker that fell for it that they think they’re smarter than you when they can lie to you like this.They think deception = intelligence.
>>61980815>Negotiations with Iran>When they've already told US to fuck off when they requested a ceasefire negotiationBesides, Trump wouldn't do something that makes him look so ridiculously weak.
>>61980813bullish for AIbearish for smiggers
>>61980692>lucky long>heaven can wait>moshe>venus 1>shoalbuster
>>61980788Nice. I'm still fairly bullish on both, I don't expect anything mad, but I think gold will be 6k eoy and silver closer to its ath than it is now. Although the main reason I want to buy is because I'm bearish on fiat, especially when (if?) operation epic Epstein comes to an end
>>61980792Europe should end the american experiment, they created it after all
>>61980827no
>>61980848americans have been hard at work ending the european experiment over the last 250 years. Who do you think started the french revolution?
>>61980833you're gonna have to walk up to the counter yourself little man, i'm carving a heart and a declaration of love onto the toilet seat and mirror in the bathroom while i wait for my meal.
Should I buy Mosaic or what? 5,68% today
I've already sold everything. What are you waiting for?
>>61980753>Can someone explain to me why Israel isn't sending 2,500 troops to hold those islands but instead it needs to be our soldiers that are going to be shelled and droned 24/7 as they attempt to hold them?US has a naval invasion force and is trying to destroy Iran on Israel's behalf right nowNot sure what the confusion is
Do I keep buying the dip? When do I turn this into a few cool million?
>>61980857>*Down 5,68% today
>>61980840What are his options at this point?>Oil stays at 100, he tries to spin it as a good thing (we are here)>Oil continues to shoot up because of shortages, markets melt down, he has to do something or riots will break outAt this point the only way out I see is boots or a nuke. Even the nuke wouldn't work because these are religious hardliners happy to be martyred. So boots. But then the invasion will be hastily arranged with zero international support into a mountainous country of 90 million. It will probably end up a Ukraine-tier bloodbath with China and Russian supplied arms. Riots will happen anyway, Donald is finished.
kek my sides
Just realized I forgot the subject
>>61980855didn't the french revolution happen like 14 years after the US gained its independence?
>>61980867it's over
>>61980848It's maybe time we brought the colonies back under the crown. Yes.
>>61980868Yeah lol it was the other way around, the French Revolution caused U.S independence.
OIL SARS .... DO NOT REDEEMM ACK MY LAKHS! DO NOT REDEEM THE OILS!
>>61980865They have ran the "Muh US military can solve this in two seconds flat" narrative for too long to suddenly not deploy the boots. So they'll do that, and if a bunch of burger killcam drone webms start popping up he'll backtrack and be forced to negotiate. Both options suck but at least then he can say his valiant men died with honor.
>>61980801Nah in this case it makes sense. Multiple administrations before Trump have considered Iran an adversary, and the military would have wargamed conflicts involving Iran many times. I don't believe the press bitch, but I definitely believe the generations of Israelis trying to drag the US into war against Iran
>>61980850it was, your options are dead
>>61980879>Iran has said repeatedly it refuses to stop unless Israel ceases to existI don't think peace is going to be easy to negotiate
>>61980868>>61980875I have no idea what I'm talking about but there definitely were Americans involved in the french revolution>>61980885?i'm up 8%
>>61980848Nobody gives a fuck about europoor land, don’t flatter yourself.
>>61980890thanks, www.kyle-brady.com
>>61980876When did Americans start hating Asians? Thought jeet memes were a British thing.
I am the pilot, you are the passengerI wear Nike, you wear SlazengerI play football, you play cricketI get tens, you get sixesYou are Robin, I am the BatmanYou pay tax, I am the taxmanYou buy garns, I'm the designerI am Messi, You are MaguireYou're a meal deal, I'm a roastI am the postman, you are the postI'm the landlord, you're the residentYou work for ASDA. I am the president
should poor people be banned from buying oil for 2 weeks until this fiasco settles down?
>>61980879Is there any honour in being blow up by a drone for jewish pedophiles? I'm really doubting it myself, maybe Satan will feel differently.
>>61980890lol you're the english version of BrazilEurope created you, it can end you, and it will
>>61980901They need poors in the market as liquidation, and bag holders
>>61980901oil will be price capped in the west so the market price won't really matter
>>61980901It may be necessary, for their own safety
>>61980897baited me
>>61980890
>>61980901At the pump or on the markets? Yes to both, by punishment of execution.
>>61980902Not really but if he doesn't even try to solve it militarily then what was all that bravado about muh navy all about? No matter what option he picks it'll look stupid.His best bet is someone pulling off a miracle military campaign with minimal losses, defeated Iran, and a controlled strait.
>>61980865part 2 (doomer edition)>if they do something and they giga short the crude futures, if the position blows up, it might even blow up the whole us treasury because of the reckless use of leverage and no more money to pay the debt, the dollar gets printed to infinity and that doubles the price of oil to 2x infinity>they nuke iran, with the hopes of ending everything at once, but they forget about the fact that wind and radiation exists, turning the whole middle east oil hub into a barren place for 50 years, oil goes to infinity times infinity and forget about the semiconductor production chain, the whole ai sector dies of not being able to pay its debt. but israel gets all the radiation cloud.
>>61980879>bunch of burger killcam drone webms start popping upThis would likely be the greatest thing to change war sentiment. So many people are still stuck in the semi-noble idea of defending land with trenches, tanks, and guns when the reality is we've gone from troops getting severe PTSD from dealing with IEDs in Iraq/Afghanistan to now the fucking IEDs fly at you. It's 100 times worse, and people need to watch thousands of American teens get obliterated by drones to truly begin to understand it.
>>61980897Jeets aren't Asians. And I'm sick of people pretending they are.
>>61980917the US profits more than anyone on the price of oil rising
>>61980909
>>61980901I always found it weird that any bozo can purchase leveraged oil-backed securities.
>>61980917>oil goes to infinity times infinityCor. That would get me a few hours on the OPs mum.
let me ask my magic 8 ball if i should hold oil over this weekend
>>61980915>His best bet is someone pulling off a miracle military campaign with minimal losses,Didn't he fire like half the military top brass when he got into power, and then replace them all with sycophants and yesmen? If the military leadership was at all competent they would've told him to fuck off like the US military has done to the last 4, presidencies when they even mentioned Iran. Bibi finally got his golden goose in Zion don.
>Oil pumpinguhoh stinky
>>61980917Grim.
oil back above 98, they tried the squeeze and nobody believed itone last go, treasury lads?
>>61980720its too obvious of a play so kikes have to manipulate the price down even further to spook the peasantry out of holding them. i would wait and stock up when gold is back in the $4,500 range and silvers back to $50ish
>no /smg/ in the subjectwtf, have we fallen so low?
>>61980887pray for it. and that the stubborn become flexible and the righteous are protected. gonna take a nap babe.
Do I sell my fertilizer stonks before close, lads?
>>61980934Welcome to the weekend bobo.
>>61980921>the US oil companies profits more than anyone on the price of oil risingFixed
>>61980946The stock market won't exist by next week, anon
>>61980903Iran is a larger military superpower than all of Western Europe combined. You guys are the world’s laughing stock. How does it feel to have your entire economy is based on making cars for China and the US while you drive your little shitbox and take the poopoo public transport with stinkies you live to import.
>>61980930let me know the results, I got a lot of money riding on this
Trump lost me 60 thousand dollars
Would israel being destroyed be bullish or bearish
Weekend oil holder here, I don't expect to make money, I just want to feel something. But also the US ain't got a handle on things from what I can see
>>61980957The absolute state of Europe is completely Americas fault. I for one welcome the century of American humiliation.
>>61980960it is decidedly so
>>61980960
>>61980962ultrabearish for the EVROPEAN spirit
Some smigger was aggressively shorting and is now covering
>>61980948>bought NTR around lunch>instantly dumped 1%I deserved it honestly
>USD in a parabollic movement nowPrinter goes BRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>61980962bullish for both my personal enjoyment and peace on earth
>>61980912>>61980919Friendly reminder that THIS is what an Asian looks like.
>>61980979ayo dat nigger white
>>61980962>is eternal peace and sunshine and rainbows bullish or bearishtoo retarded even for /biz/
>I made so much money from NVDA/SOXL last year I now own $200,000 in taxesSucks to win that hard.
>>61980968It is written.
>>61980962Bullish, almost every war we get into is for the Jews pushing for it. Our economies have taken massive looses, lost hundreds of millions of men and transfers of wealth due to Jewish influence. Think about it for 2 seconds.
>>61980990murban dumped today though
>>61980990No shit lmao
>>61980989>LoosesJesus. No wonder the jews completely and utterly enslave America. Kek
>>61980989>It’s do joos fault I’m an incel
>>61980960when you say oil, what are you actually holding?
>>61980986yea the world was peaceful and sunshines before 47
>>61980990Kikes can't short reality.
>>61980961weve all gotten stung on trump tweetsweve all also hopefully made money on trump tweets
>30 minutes left
>>61980990>HOLD PHYSICAL OILuh oh bros, this sounds like silver all over againsell my positions 10 minutes before close
>>61980994americans are dumb hillybilly rednecks, they're nothing like highly educated western europe
>>61980994Wow a typo faggot. Here is your Reddit gold star.
>>61980990Is this why oil keeps falling only to immediately pump?
>>61980990so cute how the baby tankers suckle at the mothers hull
>>61981012Tankers are just a different species of garloids.
>>61980996i'm actually holding PBR calls and hoping the brazilian gov doesnt tax their windfall to shit so I can catch a 5x by may earnings
>>61981012that's not what's happening there...you're gonna have to ask your dad to explain it
SPY 662 is diamond support right now. Just can't break through. Once that fall though and we break through put wall it's humpy dumpy to 650.
>>61980990the paper traders are correct
now?these faggots want to do this now?what fuck is wrong with these stupid niggers
>>61980990old article, also written by kikes
I miss the COVID days when you could actually physically take oil and the companies would pay you for it.
>>61981028looks like its done, been knocking on the door a few times
>>61981028you jinxed it ahhhhhhhhh
>>61980987Do Burgers not have ISAs?>>61980990Didn't the same thing happen to gold and silver? The price in Shanghai was way above what people were paying for paper in New York.
>>61981033If those tards actually fear monger the fed into cutting rates during an oil shock we are actually going to hit hyperinflation ala the 1970s.Which is a great way to handle the debt sure, but we'd be turbo fucked economically and very likely lose reserve currency status
>>61981023what a fucking crazy chart
>>61981007Fuck off. The amount of people that can't spell "lose" or "loses" is astronomical, it's the number one indicator that the West is a totally dead shithole full of consumer retards. (Not me though)
I told yall niggas about WGO this morning.>>61979737
SPY to 200Then I buy back in.
What a fucking journeyI was up 100% today but 1 tilted trade later and i blew up the last 1k completelyOptions ruined my life
>>61981042>>61981043Yupp there it is. Too bad I only have 20% of my 0dtes 662 puts left. Doesn't look like it will be worth more than earlier in the day. Think they peaked at like +130% earlier, now at +60/70%. Love the gamble though.
>>61981047>losesIts losses faggot, there you go.
Monday should be limit down. They literally saved it the last 2 weekends. GL trying it this time
Not /biz/ related but it's crazy how fast Reddit forgot about Hong Kong. https://www.reddit.com/r/news/comments/1rs8x9u/china_approves_ethnic_unity_law_requiring/
>>61981058
>>61981058No anon, you ruined your life. Options were merely the vehicle you drove to your ruin in.
>>61981044I have money in my own investment account as well as as a company 401k, and company HSA.I just do a lot of my trading in my own investment account so it all counts towards my income. That's fine though because I can also just outright withdraw that money and use it. Used 100k to put a down payment on a new house, even, and other withdrawals to buy loads of bitcoin and gold and silver.
>>61981058Damn I’m up 12% today, don’t let the Jew trick you into shorting oil.
>>61981058Is that 16 dollars I see? 0days are calling your name
>>61981058nice, you can just trade it back up again easy, you didnt really lose anything anyway
>>61981058let us know when you publish a manifesto
>>61981066HK was just the LA of China without the niggers.We should do the same thing and crush those faggots boss
>>61981058holy shit the casino walked you the fuck out anon
IWM is 90% of what I trade and I hate myself.
BOOTS DEPLOYINGhttps://www.reddit.com/r/news/comments/1rsxi1e/marine_expeditionary_unit_deploying_to_the_middle/
>>61981058>If I take this trade my account will be back to where it's supposed to be
10 minutes.
>>61981058Image if you had taken the 300k and put it in an ETF and left it, you would have made it
>>61981097not gonna hold my oilfeels like they're just going to feed constant propaganda over the weekend
>>61981104of course they are but also oil will be running outI guess it the question is if they are going to destroy America because that's what it takes to suppress the oil price
>>61981104I'm counting on weekend trap round 2, too.
>>61981088im down 180k and my salary is sub 15kits never been this fucking over
>marines deploying to take over iran oil infrastructureyou know battlefield 3 predicted this
>>61981104A lot of the pumps recently have been on market open after the weekend. It’s a gamble on what trump is going to tweet. Usually he tweets his dumb shit over the weekend though.
>>61981116source?
/wheat/ sisters, I will join you in valhala
>>61981112Jesus. I gamble with 2 years of my wage and I feel like I'm crazy. Anyway, can we have a serious discussion about how we profit the most fron the upcoming famines we'll see all around the globe? I want to make as much money as possible on starvation. Thank you for the attention.
>feel for another reddlt pump and dump and bought HGRAF at the top
>>61981111For me, it's Wake Island. The patrician choice.
Holy shit it's actually truezogbots lmao
>>61981127>>61981097>deploy troops to Iran>the same country that has been launching drones and missiles constantly Am I retarded or are they just gonna bomb the troops. Like really easily
DING DING DING DING DINGHow did it go today?!?!How did it go this week!?!?
>>61981127finally it's happening
>>61981120I bought fertiliser instead of wheat, I'm a fucking shitslinger instead of a harvester. Will wheat accept me now and give me many x's in profit?
>>61981127It was 3500 marines that were first deployed into Vietnam.
>>61981132not looking
>https://www.eia.gov/petroleum/gasdiesel/>gasoline is up $0.50 in one week>diesel is up $1 in one week
>>61981127bot pumping old news
>>61981132Today: -0.90%This Week: -2.25%This Month: -5.18%This Year: -9.75%not great
>>61981127>2500 against 90 million
>>61981132-1.34%
>>61981132Fucking awful. This market is pure bullshit right now.
Imagine selling the bottom of HGRAF today.
>Missed the oil lottery ticket
>>619811321.24I'm full on oil.
>>61981132+0.48%Thank you micron and sandisk for saving the day again!
>>61981132-100% OF ME MUMS MONEYEND MY FUCKING MISERY
>>61981120based
>>61981132Today +0.5%This week +6%Oil, gas, fertiliser
>>61981097That's only about 750-1000 actual warfighters and some ospreys. Not doing anything big with that. suprised they don't already have MEFs hanging around.
SPOOZ lowest close of the year... so far
>>61981147>P/E: N/A
>>61981153We still have at least a month of this before it gets better. Just get your slurping money ready for April.
>>61981104engines don't run on propoganda
>>61981158MEUs not MEFslol get back to me when they roll a whole MEF out
>>61981132+2.9%I raw dogged a 0dte put at 6700 to hedge my index longs and MU pumped.By far the best red day for me this week been bleeding pretty bad on index holdings.
>>61981132I'm a GOD I'm INVINCIBLE I can DO NO WRONG JEWS FEAR MEWOMEN WANT TO BE MEMEN COWER AND FLEE WHEN I APPROACH
>>61981158the plan is probably to take over iran's oil facilities on kharg and the islands in the strait, then desperately beg iran to open the strait and trade back the islands and oil in return.
>>61981119https://battlefield.fandom.com/wiki/Kharg_Island>>61981116I remember when people were saying that CoD and BF were propaganda to prepare Americans for a war with Iran and I thought it was a dumb conspiracy theory.
Nooooo! Not my heckin formula onearinos!
>>61981179Kharg is going to be Atlantis'd before Iran lets that happen.
>>61981178You made the right choice. I was buying calls on the way down thinking the market would think it was a nothingburger.
TICK TOCK HGRAF SHORT FAGS. THE BELL IS ABOJT TO TOLL ON MKNDAY. DO YOU HAVE YOUR TWNTS PICKED OUT FOR THE FREEWAY UNDERPASS??
>>61981124Seems obvious in hindsight but after getting rugged by 120 oil I am never buying anything parabolic at 80+ RSI.
>he fomoed and sold the bottom today after a -30%Her piercing gaze locked onto mine, a smoldering intensity that could ignite a boardroom. As the stunning CEO leaned closer, her tailored suit hugging every curve, confidence radiated like heat. Those deep, knowing eyes held mine captive, daring me to match her fire in a game where she’s always in control. That's when I knew I needed more. I needed more HGRAF.
So during the two weeks it takes for that unit to even get to the strait how are they going to keep oil down in the meantime?
we are sending browns to fight browns for brown liquid?
>>61981132down 4% MTDthis close to hitting the panic button on monday
I’m going all in on oil for market open Sunday. Wish me luck.
>>61981195by declaring victory twice a day>>61981198they're sending whites that's how you know they badly need the W
>>61981195I think the only trick they have is to keep repeating the Schrodinger's Strait meme at this point
>>61981198oil is black like niggers though
>>61981195Check down the back of the couch for dropped barrels?
>>61981179How are they getting to kharg? taking islands in the strait maybe for a foothold but obviously wouldn't alleviate what's really keeping the strait closed, which is missiles.
Guys I have some news. Iran allowed Indian and Turkish ships to transit today, with prior agreement.A selective blockade is no blockade at all. If commodities flow, it makes no difference where they flow to or who carries them. Even if it all flows to India and China, there's plenty elsewhere for everyone else. The important thing is there's no shortage of commodities. It might have to be shipped further afield but that's it. Good for tankers.>>61981132Today: +0.08%This week: +0.47%It's been a rather quiet week.t. index fag
>>61981132Gave up on bank stock (BGEO) for good. Shame, the P/E was only six and it's been pumping all year but Mango killed it dead. Panic bought some leveraged oil ETF called LOIL at 105 and got rugged. Decided to just slow down and do some research this time. Came up with the idea to hold SHEL since the financials look okay and the P/E is currently 15. Made £20 on that today so the plan seems to be working.
>>61981201Strait will open in a month and there will be a surplus of oil around resulting in a crash in all oil stocks.Screencap this.
>>61981183a few top ranked tennis players go stuck in dubai when all this kicked off. dubai had just concluded a major tournament at the time. makes sense to shut it down especially for F1 with all the people and stuff they have to move in and out of the place.
>>61981215number of ships through the strait is kind of important hereno one cares if 5-10% of the normal traffic is getting through, its still a monumental disruption
>>61981222I expect it to wrap up or mostly wrap up before the Trump/Xi meeting on 31st. Trump's going to China, that says a lot diplomatically.
>>61981158How it started:>There will never be any boots on the ground! We will bomb them into submission!How it's going:>We are only sending 1000 boots, it's nothing, who cares.
>>61981229he will cancel
>>61981215Cope.
>>61981228It's still early, but the fact that they are willing to selectively approve transits is an important step.I'd bet Greek shipowners are already looking into ways to immediately Pajeetify their ships for safe passage.
>>61981234I don't expect much escalation until that happens, if it happens. He's already giving Putin some concessions, China's all that's missing here. israel of course is done but we'll have to wait and see if they launch nukes. All in all I'm happy the direction this is heading. Really set US up to disentangle from middle east.
>>61981222How can there be a surplus when they’ve already haulted production? If anything there would be a lack of production. In south koria chemical plants aren’t able to get the oil they needs for plastics and companies are already shutting down production. Shit takes time to ramp back up.
>>61981250The oil glut prior was substantial, and there are currently an estimated 80 million barrels loitering around the strait of hormuz. Along with the strategic 400 million barrels that are being pumped out now, this is not a small thing
>>61981249>Really set US up to disentangle from middle east.
>>61980692>clearly an acute angleOnly the Arabs could look at this and call it strait
>>61981254The strategic reserve is a meme.The US only announced a 1.4m barrel per day release. Even that is questionable because last time 1mbpd almost destroyed the salt caves. The rates are negligible.Oil on water is significant because it's already in a useful place (tankers). But 80 million barrels is 4 days of hormuz flows.
KEEP MY HGRAF CEO'S NAME OUT YO FUCKIN MOUF
>>61981229Aren't there US-China trade negotiations happening in Paris this weekend to prepare the summit?If they want to pump the markets they could prematurely release some "good" news from the talks>Speaking on the upcoming talks, a spokesperson for China's Ministry of Commerce expressed hope on Friday that the US will work with China to uphold the consensus achieved between the two heads of state during their meeting in Busan and their phone conversation on February 4, 2026. China is looking forward to resolving respective concerns, properly managing differences, and safeguarding the healthy, stable and sustainable development of bilateral economic and trade ties on the basis of mutual respect and equal consultation, the spokesperson said.>https://news.cgtn.com/news/2026-03-13/Backgrounder-What-came-out-of-five-rounds-of-China-US-trade-talks-1LtMp8aU4RW/p.html
>>61981256yeah American bases kaput, israel kaput. meet up with Xi and Putin to reshape global order and brag about peace or something. mostly a matter of how big a mess israel can make on their way out.
>>61981254There is still going to be excess demand to fill the reserves back up. It takes time to start everything back up. Wouldn’t be surprised if companies get spooked and over order/consume if worry about this happening in the future. People always become complacent and economically efficient in just in time manufacturing, people tend to hoarde when they are reminded disruptions do in fact happen.
>bessent crying after getting whisked away for an urgent meeting mid-interviewThey’re putting fucking boots on the ground
>>61981261yeah stuff's going on behind the scenes but people too caught up in the kayfabe to notice. could go the other way and set the stage for canceling further negotiations.
>>61981261Just watch if they cancel it. Think it’s a good possibility they do.
>>61981271Go back to sleep granpa.
>>61981271Yeah he had to virtue signal how he would trust the military with his kids life. All but confirmed.
>>61981266China don't need to do anything while America is shooting itself in the face. Russia can't do anything.I doubt trump is in any position to negotiate. (Thank god)
>>61981245Aren't like 99% of marine merchant vessels piloted by Indians anyway, regardless of origin? Just cover one in jam and ask the people at the strait to do the needful and let me through SAAR.
>>61981278
If you need indications that the US treasury is manipulating oil markets to keep the price artificially low, look at the differential between brent futures (blue) and physical swaps (white). There should not be such a gap.
>>61981281SEAniggers mostly I thought
>>61981279>China don't need to do anything while America is shooting itself in the face.This
>>61981279Everyone needs a way out from the international finance mafia. Globalism is coming to an end but the world must remain globalized if China, Russia, and US want to survive.
>>61981260>P/E: N/A
>>61981284They are creating contango?
>>61981058sorry to hear anon. wishing u all the best
>>61981290International finance is based on using the petrodollar and the dollar as a reserve currency, Russia and China HEAVILY benefit for that system falling apart.
>>61981290>RussiaI'm sorry but I can't take anyone seriously who still thinks Russia is anything more than a regional fuckwit.
is we getting a stimulus soon?
>>61981299Get a job nigger
>>61981297>russia is a meanieNobody cares about your feelings bro, Russia is a top 3 super power and large oil producer.
>>61981297>regional>in multiple african countries & syriaare you retarded?
snp @ 5900 on monday open calling it now
>>61981305>Russia is a top 3 super powerNo. It is not. It's been soundly defeated and has very little left of its soviet stockpile. Russia is a spent force with a few rusty nukes, massive internal problems and a neighbour that is actively sanctioning their industry and oil infrastructure with daily missile and drone strikes. They aren't a credible power. They will need a century at least to get back to where they were. (Which wasn't even much)
>>61981296No I assure you both Russia and China benefit greatly from the eurodollar as well. They don't want an ugly divorce because of the shockwaves it would send through the markets they rely on. Russia more resilient.
>>61981310>he held ultracap stocks over the weekendCouldn't be me
>>61981132+0.47% not too bad, MU, SanDisk and WD saved my ass but I'm fearful for the next week
>>61981319lol this boomer
>>61981319>a few rusty nukesenough to end the world with
>>61981324Lol. This zoomer.
>>61981319no wonder you're net negative kek
>>61981319Who has more influence than Russia other than the US and China retard?>>61981321Russia has been sanctioned from SWIFT to transact in dollar, they have built their own internal banking system to cope. Russian oligarchs have had their USD assets frozen. You sounds like another retard.
I hate discovered the secret to making money, and its gambling.
>>61981326Just one more red line eh? Here's their main micro electronics factory getting blown up a few days ago. Russia has been getting systematically dismantled for quite some time now.
>>61981132Down $300 on the day but up $4,000 on the week
I really can't believe I didn't sell the double top on both SIL and SILJ. Now I'm down 20%. It sucks to be fucking retarded.
>>61981132-0.59% today.
>>61981332>You sounds like another retard.I can at least manifest my thoughts into English kiddo.
totally normal activity going on in the world of oil the last few minutes
I bought some oil stocks, nothing crazy. i have another 100 I want to throw on somthing, what should i do?
>>61981334based retard
>>61981195I think they are paper shorting oil but there are serious localized oil shocks where oil is trading around $125-150/barrel
>>61981342>Im too stupid to articulate my pointOkay kike.
>>61981345oil/gas futures
>>61981284damn.. I was hoping for one last dip before I go all in on oil but this is making me think it's only going up from now on
>>61981334the jig is up, he's in the know
>>61981294Reverse contango, backwardation
>>61981349I'm afraid I have a rule about not arguing with spastics. You will learn in your own time.
someone bake a real thread with a real subjector else
>>61981352It will go up as long as hormuz is closed but that doesn't mean it won't be volatile. Imagine a line that goes up and to the right on average but the actual price dances around it. That's sentiment.That's also what the stock market looks like if you zoom out. The line that goes steadily up and to the right is earnings increases and dividend yield, while the line going up and down around it is sentiment (the P/E ratio).
>>61981284so you are saying the market is gonna break on monday and oil will squeezerino and stocks will crasherino??
>>61981362What are you going to short crude again?
>>61981058howd you get up to 300k so fast what options did you buy for htat first run? also why did you get so greedy after making more money than any anon here has seen in their life
>>61981362only shills bake, and they're off work now
>>61981358You have a rule about being a proud inbred Jew.
>$99
>>61981284ok if i put my serious hat on, i think you are looking at it the wrong waypeople need oil here and now and today, so they will get ripped off and at the loss to keep things movingthe futures themselves are exactly what their name implies: betting on the future, so instead of thinking the blue line needs to catch up to the white, its actually the white line that will move back towards the blue
>>61981116you know this is actaully kike mind programming to implant normality into the goyim subconscious right? this is literally how kikes manipulate us so easily
>>61981377Thank you for confirming your spastication. You can carry on arguing with yourself now.
>>61981379Close $100+?
>>61981195naked shorting paper contracts printed up out of thin air
>>61981284
Two more weeks
>>61981284If you nibbas would be as shizo towards silver as you would be to oil man...
>>61981400>Likely driven by geopolitical factorsLmao
>>61981362>>61981409>>61981409>>61981409
>>61981401its pretty likely the market pukes on monday, todays action was really nasty
