kharg edition>Latest developments on the illegal and unconstitutional US strikes against Iranhttps://iran.liveuamap.com/https://x.com/sentdefender>Some helpful links to numb the painhttps://findahelpline.com/https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/https://www.whitehouse.gov/refundshttps://jlingz.com/>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesprevious smigger thread>>61981409
First for leveraged wheat
history books are going to be lit when the 7 year WW3 that claimed the lives of 4 billion was declared won on day 7 by literal retard.
A NIGGER& HIS MONEYARE SOONJEWED
What is this pattern called?
>>61982011Because we're in an obvious bubble
>Treasury is shorting paper oil while trump and iran remove real oil from the market every day
CHUGCHUGCHUGCHUGCHUGCHUG
Good morning sirs. May Shiva bless the oils to $900 Lakhs per barreling bloody bastard benchode
First for coal
>>61982032Why do white people go along with it?
I AM JACKED TO THE TITTTTTS
>>61982039So anyways oil is going to get more expensive rather quickly over the next few months. Please refrain from immoral speculation
Just sharted some sour heavy crude and I think I got a few more barrels in me
> futures
kobussy letter in fucking shamblesfucker thought he was going to TACO
>>61982049>So anyways oil is going to get more expensive rather quickly over the next few months.>Please refrain from immoral speculation
>>61982016Not sure reducing supply is helpful mr. president
ITS GETTING SPICY AGAIN! RIP ANONS WHO SHORTED OIL. DOES THIS LOOK LIKE WE HAVE AERIAL DOMINANCE?????
>>61982044That's lignite.
The Indian posting is from people who bought the top of KOSPI
To the person that bought my calls that expired worthless, thanks for the money :^)
Yes sirs... Iran blocking the Hormuz Straighting until the oils ₹900/bbl... Awerage buyin is $114/bbl United States Dollars... Thank you sir Khameini SAR
>>61982046It’s mostly boomers that suckle the Jewish tit. I think that’s why they are making a play on Iran before they all die off in the next 20 years. Could be the greatest wealth transfer if their pensions and 401ks bottom out.
WE HAD TO DESTROY THE WORLD ECONOMIES TO BRING GAY MARRIAGE FOR IRAN!!!!!!!!!!!
>>61982061ligniting deez balls motherfuuuucka
>>61982060& ITIS REALhttps://www.timesofisrael.com/liveblog_entry/iranian-missile-strike-damaged-5-us-refueling-planes-at-saudi-airbase-wsj/
Quarter four GDP of 2025 was revised down from 1.4% to 0.7%. PCE core inflation up from 3% to 3.1% in JanuaryYou can see the recession coming in real time
Yes SAR... Oil is next Bitcoin... Only 21 million of the oils existing sir..
>>61982076Underlying economy has been in one. It’s masked by Jewish circlejerking by the mag 7
Why does Iran want to close the strait when it would hurt millions of people around the world financially?Don't you think it's a war crime?
>>61982050Oh god I feel the strait opening again
>>61982071Ooooo. You sneaky cunt.
>>61982060Why didn't they refuel in Israel or on the aircraft carriers? America has 11 floating fortresses with infinite oil on them.Why lose trillions of dollars to refuel in Saudi Arabia? Americans spit and kick saudis, so why did they refuel there?
>>61982080Bombing 180 school children also sounds like a war crime
>>61982072>>61982060ONE. NOTHING'S WRONG WITH ME
>>61982086The public in europe doesn't understand why iran can't just open the strait. After all why bring the people who depend on the oil into this conflict?
>>61982080>>61982085
Also>announcing the kharg island bombing right after the friday closethis shit is so fucking funnyMAGAts are clowns
>>61982076Just call it a vibecession again, everything will be fine. The fundamentals of the economy are strong.
He's going to send the marines to take the oil. It's the American playbook and he's been taking it from Venezuela and seizing russian shadow fleet..Fuck. How did I not see this coming sooner. It's just standard American robbery.
>>61982093kek
>>61982090Imagine Iean cares about le european public Might aswell say that the western community demands a stop to any further escalations in that hormussi
I want to apologize to the guy who keeps calling for oil to reach 250. While I still disagree I will not be surprised if we get close. I hate the state of Israel
>>61982042>>61982055>>61982067>>61982078Are you shorting oil or something The Indian joke hasn't been funny in any of the last three threads, and you're not even posting repliesAre you a bot?
I'm thinking so long wondrous tech trannies . Oil companies in the Americas are my new hot summer fling before I go back to the loving embrace of miners in the autumn. Only the unconditional surrender of Iran can save SPY now.
>>61982096kharg island is just an export terminal it doesn't "have" any oil extracing infrastructure
>>61982092Its realoh MY
>>61982096>>61982092Yeah but how is the oil that trump seizes going to get out of the strait there? Through Israeli jets?
>>61982016oil bros. where the fuck is my money. its been what ;ike.... 2 weeks? why isnt it at $200.P/S Friday Night... what yall drinkin... for me its rum in Earl Grey tea. mix of the Caribean and the Old World, right here in the USA
>>61982096>standard*BASEDhttps://fortune.com/2026/03/12/us-mint-drops-olive-branch-dime-peace-war/
>>61982096How are they going to get through the strait?
OILFAGS JUST GOT TRAPPED
>>61982016After putting limits on the watch list, Trading View have now put limits on the alert list.Is it time to vibe code my own charts?
>Buying OIL makes you indian now????
>>61982106They are betting that if they seize and control the island Iran will sue for peaceWhat's your bet?
>>61982103>minersWhich miners? And are those miners suddenly going to have access to oil or will they put solar panels on their mining equipment?
>>61982104He didn't take extraction facilities in Venezuela or from Russia. He did take oil.
>>61982107You haven’t been buying USO? Should have finished loading up on it by Tuesday.
>>61982107>what yall drinkinGot three birds morretti pint bottles (1left) and a bottle of merlot. ALWAYS mix the grape and the grain.
>>61982112It's RABBIPOASTERS trying to GASLIGHT us.
>>61982111I just use think or swim cause I’m a Schwab fag. The charts are shit at first but now I’m used to it.
>>61982115He took low grade unrefined bad quality crude oil which has to be refined in special bad quality refineries like those in Canada.
>>61982016Noooooo, not the Shart Island!!!!!!
gap down on monday
>>61982109Screaming 'america, fuck yeah' while jets whizz around and b52s saturate bomb the coastline no doubt.
>>61982125That island is in the strait so it's like having tons of gold while stranded in the desert without water. What use is that gold if you can't redeem it for water?Iran knows that they're finished, all 92 million are dead people, so they don't need an economy anymore. They don't need that island. This is their soft Samson option. Maybe if Israel nukes them then they'll use their uranium to hit tel Aviv
KHAAAAAAAARG
>>61982085listen up retard these are the refueling planes that act as gas tanks in the air for the stealth fighters with short range without refueling planes we have no ability to send in f35s over iranian air space and we definitely have no ability for them to loiter and guard or attack targets in the strait of hormuz
>>61982114He misspelt and is epsteinmaxxing in fall
>>61982124It clearly didn't quench his thirst.
>>61982114oil will go down or level out in 6 months from now and the demand for precious metals won't dissipate. I kind of have a thing for that babe Eric Sprott and the HYMC mine. But any mine that isn't producing right now will probably be doing better in 6 months from now. Such as VSLA
BUDDY LOOK AT USO COMPUTER
Why not become a vibe coder? Trump said so
>>61982133America has hundreds of refuelling planes.
>>61982060>just checked k>its realameribros... this wont be our Ukraine..... right????
Is there a way to bet on volatility between market close on friday and market open on monday?
>>61982060>>61982072BUT WHAT DOES THIS MEAN FOR HGRAF?????
>>61982142vix?
>>61982089>>61982092THE FUCKERS ARE MAKING JOKES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>61982142Yeah it’s called VIX, there’s plenty of derivatives depending on the term of volatility you are looking for. Don’t buy the leveraged ones(if you need that), you are better off on margin.
man they destroyed the fuck out of uso just now, its over oil bros
>>61982136The silver I bought last week is looking weak. Down almost 15%.The silver I bought in 2006 though... Not so much.
>>61982150You can have all the oil in the world, but it's useless if you can't use it
>>61982038>>61982076no bubble, no recession, no reason to panic.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7maJOI3QMu0
>>61982016Short oil
>>61982128AHHHHHHHHHAHHAHAHAHA I BOUGHT A PUT FOR $500 ON ADOBE RIGHT BEFORE MARKET CLOSE I HOPE THEY DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE PLEAE PLEASE I WISH A NIGGA WOULD
there is no panic in wall street
>>61982161tall oil
>>61982163literally who?
>>61982113That nothing will change
Weekend closes spike my cortisol.
>>61982167It's a street. With a wall.
>>61982117>You haven’t been buying USO?No, because I already have five figures in COP>>61982119>ALWAYS mix the grape and the grain.wine too acidic for me but you do you>Got three birds morretti pint bottles (1left) based
did michael bury go long oil in 2024?
How does someone in their 30s whos been getting gangstalked for yrs who's only skill is making others laugh find a way to make decent money?
>>61982161not yet. oil is gonna spike hard destroy the economies due to price shock and demand destruction then send the world into a global depression. thats when you short oil.
>>61982107more yeunglingthat souns breddy good tho
>>61982176>gangstalkedby taking medications and getting a job
>>61982176whats your relative IQ level and personal skills besides comedy
>>61982171There's only one wall that matters round these parts
>>61982180sorry to inform that gangstalking is in fact very real and extremely funny
>>61982173>wine too acidic for meI started taking acid when 808 state and the prodigy were starting out. Had never tried alcohol then.I think it made me immune to heartburn.
>>61982176i don't believe gangstalking is real
>>61982157nicehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WiUzmWbDIFw
>>61982188Kaarg island might disagree.
comfy
>>61982165umm actually playing wide is better than tall sweaty??? this is basic meta knowledge were talking about, try to keep up>t. 2000's 4x playernew CAPTCHA a warcrime btw. I will be reporting it to the Geneva Convention shortly, you can thank me later.
>>61982193If we removed that entire peninsula there would be plenty of space
>>61982046me me me generations (boomers). they would literally sacrifice their child to Baal for a few more hours on this early. strange creatures.
He's actually losing it.
Hey smiggersNetanyahu might be deadget ready for the dump if its offical lol
>>61982176Buy some kneepads and hang out behind the Wendy's.
>>61982096>4x hardaned Storages>SAM bunker>AAA battery>mobile OTH radarHe didn't bomb the school and the hospital. Where does he think the IRGC is hiding?
>>61982180I have a factory job that makes me it's bitch because I'm scared to look for another>>61982183I have about average IQ but I can't use my hands at all or else id learn a mechanical trade. I don't have any other skills besides like showing up perfect attendance and stuff>>61982188It's real sis
PLEASE GOD LET MY SPY PUTS PRINT ON MONDAY JUST ONE TIME GIVE ME THE OMEGADUMP
>>61982195All my niggas love oman
>>61982200MIGA
>>61982200Embarrassing last words of a failing old mn
The only country in the world that matters, wants war more than anything, for the first time in months.Nothing is ending any time soon. Buy every oil dip.
i think i found a market niche. any anons wanna go into business together? heres my busines model:tankers cant get through the strait of hormuz because they are fat juicy targets. but what about becoming a microtanker? anons can shuttle a single barrel of oil back and forth on a zodiac fast boat. iranians wouldnt bother us beause its barely any oil that doesnt affect world supply and its not cost effective for even a cheap $30,000 drone to attack. plus we are 4channers o we could just give a roman salute and fly a nazi flag on the back and they would probably give us the chad nod of approval as we zoom by. we could even source local iranian gourmet oil for true oil connoisseurs, and use other marketing strategies like aged oak barrels. we could also be like an uber for the strait for sailors who are stuck and want to change ships or sight see irans natural beauty. or just help shuttle the oil barels from the saudi refineries one at a time onto tankers outside the danger zone.
>>61982198>me me me generations (boomers)I'm genx with boomer parents currently sorting probate of their greater generation parents. They are an absolute shitshow. Still fighting over a fucking moped my grandfather took away from them because they couldn't share it in the 1960s. It's been in a shed for 65 years, forgotten. I pointed out it's worth around £1000 now and the fur started flying. Unbelievable generation.
>>61982202I doubt it, but I unironically have zero idea how israel/the market would react if he was killed. israel launching nukes at iran or going full genocide on arabs? massive rally because without netanyahu the war will de-escalate?
>>61982219Trump and netanyahu are ready to blow up those boats with 1 million dollar missiles, because they have infinite money.
>>61982200i dont think he realizes that most americans wold prefer that over israel taking over the middle east
>>61982217Europe and Asia (ex China) will intervene to stop the conflictdespite not being involved they are the ones that will suffer the most
>>61982105 Nobody in his cabinet has the courage to tell him these truth rants look frighteningly insane??
>>61982229intervene how?
>>61982209but what are you already good at? do you cook well, play sports good, dig holes like a mole?
>>61982223I read the times of Israel. They are more pro war now than they have been in the last few months. The more they get bombed, the more they want to kill everyone around them.
>>61982231Trump makes all his secretaries wear matching shoes that don't fit, either oversized or undersized
>>61982229>Asia (ex China) will interveneHAHAHAHAHAHA>EuropeI'm skeptical. France and Britain could do something but they're a force multiplier, they don't have anything that the americans don't already have.
Venom era
>>61982233Strong worded letter from the EU and a declaration that all combatants must cease hostilities from China.
>>61982233intervene by monitoring the situation with more and more monitors as the war goes on
>>61982229I honestly believe trump needs taking out before he gets millions of people killed.
>>61982070BASED
>>61982235I'm borderline retarded desu. I can work really hard though but I dont have any applicable skills. Considering just learning how to write more with visual novels or something
>>61982239>they don't have anything that the americans don't already have.Brains? Knowledge of history?
>>61982187>acid before alcohol cures heartburnkinda based but..... drugs are bad mmmkay....>>61982202fake. but frankly we would pump if real.
Who is gonna get the next nobel peace price
How do I long antisemitism?
>>61982060Hit with drones?
>>61982254Trump will get the next FIFA peace prize
>>61982254Some nigger no doubt.
>>61982256Yep. There's a video of them hitting doing the rounds on /pol/. It seems they abandoned the base. These were sitting ducks.
>>61982256Missiles, the Gulf nations are getting pummeled, they're preventing the extent of the damage from being shown, Trump admin already said they were surprised by the fact Iran attacked them and they didn't anticipate that, nor did they anticipate Iran closing the Strait of Hormuz
>>61982255So many Twitter faggots in this thread.
>>61982249what do you enjoy doing that brings you satisfaction
>>61982255Short SPY
bros.. is there something hard coded into womens brains that they need to get on dumb phone calls when they get drunkmy upstairs neighbor (female) has done this multiple times in the past few weeks. yes there is sound proofing. no it does not fully block her voice. thankfully she is presumably passed out by the time I usually go to bed.separately, I have heard a tale of an aquaintence's college age daughter getting drunk and getting on the phone with her parents.i don't want to fucking touch my phone when drink. why are women like this??
>>61982146>>61982035is my bet but this is MEME WORL so Who GNOS.
>>61982266>>61982263Why does it seem like America is powerless to stop drones? I don't even see phallax going after them. Seems like the perfect way to cut them down
>>61982263Found the video.
>>61982275old generals always fight the last war. unfortunately the last war didnt involve drones.
>>61982266Fucking how? Their whole thing was that they have a strategic advantage of cutting off trade AND striking strategic resources with their numerous drones.Saying they didn't see it coming is just simply not an excuse. They're lying, it'd be extreme negligence otherwise.
>>61982276Sound here https://files.catbox.moe/48wdyu.mp4Definitely hit something. That or those fuckers pack way more of a punch than i realized
>>61982275Trump was offered Ukrainian sting which is tried and tested against shaheed type drones.He turned them down because of pride. America is being led by an imbecile.
>>61982275This entire ordeal was sloppy, they really thought Iran would surrender after they killed their leaders, only now are they even focusing on the Strait of Hormuz having just recently destroyed Iran's mine laying vessels and now the US is sending 5,000 marines to establish a base on Kharg Island where 90% of Iran's oil is shipped from, so China can't get the oil anymore as they've been the only ones allowed through the Strait of Hormuz
looks like trump won. they are fleeing the country.
>>61982268Making others laugh and videogames also exercise
>>61982280Gulf nations are getting pummeled by missiles and drones overwhelming the defence systems, Gulf nations have been publicly talking about the lack of defence the US has provided and how they're mainly focused on protecting Israel
>>61982280All the gulf states basically got dragged into this by Trump. I doubt any of them wanted to go to war against Iran when all their expensive infrastructure is in drone range
>>61982280You're underestimating how poorly thought out this entire thing is. The military most likely did assume that the first wave of decapitation strikes would plunge Iran into anarchy and. The idea that Iran would attack everyone and close down the strait was not even considered or even contingently planned for
>>61982275Phalanx goes BRRRT and blows through tens of thousands of rounds of BIG exploding bullets. They're bigger than a fucking soda bottle AND cost like $200 each, they're also made of tungsten which isn't exactly in abundance. They probably ran out just like all the other high tech shit. They figure it's cheaper to throw an entire lifetime of net worth into the sky than to just build some hardened bunkers on their bases for people to hide out in when the early alert system starts blaring. Hell, if you watch videos of it the army dudes just stand around not giving a fuck, it doesn't phase them that they're about to get their asses blown off and that they should run for cover. Take away phalanx and they might give a shit, now they hVe no choice because phalanx aint got no has in it.
>>61982287Yep. Thats the most damaging thing after oil. Everyone is realizing America is incapable of actually defending them.I can't imagine being Taiwanese or Korean and watching this shit
can anyone explain why I can’t trade futures with my Schwab account? I don’t even have the option to “elevate” the account, it simply says that futures are not available for my account. is it because I have a balance of less than $25k?
I'm sorely tempted to rejoin the private crypto group I rage quit a few years ago after arguing with a maga lad. >I fucking told you so
>>61982267its the only reliable source of information you dumbass kiked MSM watching reditor
>>61982294>I can't imagine being Taiwanese or Korean and watching this shitDepends which Korean......
>>61982296Dont do itYou gain nothing
>>61982292That's retarded. I do more wargame planning on fucking warfame red dragon campaign mode. And they're supposed to be the actual professionals who do that shit for a living? I would expect more from our armed forces, but they probably told the admin what would happen and were told to go ahead and do it anyways. Such is life.
>>61982295I remember having to fill out a bunch of paperwork for ToS futures back when it was still run by TDameritrade
>>61982295Gotta have a minimum of 40k just to day trade. Can't imagine what the minimum is for that shit.
>>61982302>You gain nothingWhen did this ever stop /biz/?
>>61982307I just recently filled out some stuff to trade options and to have a margin account, it was not real paper work more akin to a survey, I got approved within five minutes of completion
>>61982305I have thousands of hours in the simulations to man they should have let me run the war I could have gotten India to nuke Iran
>>61982275no military bases have that shit they all use modern heavy AA missile systems beause the threat was anticipated to be expensive missiles from nation states not poorfags spamming cheap RC planes. that will change soon though im sure most military bases and outposts will be fitted with cheap WW2 flak cannons again
>>61982305Maybe our armed forces should play whatever that is
Why isn't the market crashing? What are people waiting for?
>>61982296i dont see why you are raging against MAGA voters. we made the best choice that was presented at the time.
>>61982312Sounds a lot more streamlined now idk chat with them
>>61982305This happened a lot in Ukraine. UK intelligence released a report of their famous counterattack, and it depended on the russians instantly routing. Which didn't happen and it became a bloody stalemate
>>61982287my mom is doing the same thing, making disasters in her mind and scaring herself with them. must be something with the moon. i tried but i couldn't talk her out of it either. she's concerned about other stuff though, not the war or the market.the usa is serious here, we'll keep escalating until we get the concession we want, hopefully we're very close, that's something we're not going to know, diplomacy is done in secret. you're right to be worried, it's silly for me to tell you not to. but i am a lot more optimistic than you, and i wish i could reassure you right now.
>>61982202they'll replace him with ben gvir.also trump cares about his voters who were not pro war before march but are now massively pro war
>>61982321They learned from it and are currently taking back ground.
>>61982312>>61982319Your account balance shouldn't matter though I set mine up before funding it
>>61982316It's the freakin weekend, baby, I'm about to have me some fun.
>>61982316monday genius
>>61982325>hopefully we're very close,Lmao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCP3LZoxABs
>>61982316Market open?>>61982332Am i insane or isn't that port like 90% of exports?
>>61982325>hopefully we're very close,the polls in texas, florida and tel aviv say 85% support for a prolonged genocidal conflict. tucker carlson has lost the narrative.Oil is going to 500 dollars by august
>>61982326>also trump cares about his voters who were not pro war before march but are now massively pro warThese marines seem keen to taste it.
>>61982332https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F70-QVXk-bsdoes anyone here really still not believe in predictive programming and kike brainwashing?
henlo mister jeromei will use ur code namemister jeromethyplease lower the rates mister jeromethywe would like peace in our daythank u mister jeromethy
>>61982339yesthat xitter screencap is retardedthe Iranian coast is too shallow, they need that island
>Don't fill up the strategic petroleum reserve before going into the war, with oil prices being at historic low prices, it was even a campaign promise>Don't relocate missile defence systems to the Middle East in the weeks leading up to the attack>Don't attack Iran's mine laying vessels until 3 days ago, 11 days after the war started>Now establishing a base on Kharg Island where Iran exports 90% of its oilNo idea why people act as though this was well thought out and it's just 5D chess
>>61982036Jewish.
>>61982340>Oil is going to 500 dollars by augustI wish I understood the potential degradation on my 3x daily long better.I've read the bumpf. Still can't make head nor tail of it.
>>61982346Top Gun Maverick is about bombing Iran to take out their nuclear facilities
>>61982353it is 5D chess if you look at the actual goal and not the stated misdirection for goyim consumption
>>61982359Israel conquest and the kick off of a global recession?
>>619823595d chess doesn't exist. It's just retards trying to make sense of chaos.Stop it.
>>61982353lmfao these niggas literally just asked claud and it said yes.
>>61982359the parasite is about to burst out of the chest of the host.I hope people's nvidea shares can still be redeemed when they are listed on the tel aviv stock exchange and not the new york one.
>>61982347i'm closing the strait of jerome
Daily reminder the lending reserve rate has been 0% since 2020. Thank you for your attention to this matter.-Top Goy
>>61982368exactly
>>61982016Trump did that.
Is it 5d chess when you make an interview with jake paul as the potus
>>61982217TKD can't come soon enough
>>61982374uh that was needed for covid emergency relief goy
They are raising rates in the european Central bank...People who are going to pay high interest rates if they refinance now...High interest rates somehow produce oil? Apparently our central bank thinks you can counter an oil shortage with extremely high interest rates....
>>61982339>>61982351They have a high capacity bypass export facility outside of the strait and floating storage and things like that
AMD chart looks kinda like pikachu
pikajew
How the fuck does he keep getting away with blatantly manipulation right after market close?A FUCKING YEAR STRAIGHT OF THIS AND HIM AND HIS ENTIRE FAMILY ISNT BURIED UNDER THE JAIL FUCKING NIGGER AHAHAIQI0QKABSJSJSJSJSJSJS 3 MORE YEARS
>Latest developments on the illegal and unconstitutional US strikes against Iranbiz proudly re-living the glory days of the old Persian empire. never change biz. keep hangin' in there.
>>61982376Fuck him. Tomorrow is super Saturday in the six nations and Scotland might actually win it for the first time in my life and I'm going to be thinking about some retarded orange cunt instead. Fuck him, his family and everyone who elected the fucking twat.
>>61982346take me back>8:03lmao>>61982359bingo. reiterating that the small batch of epstein files that were released were to make sure the populace was docile enough for the next crisis.
>>61982389The raped
>>61982389There's already people publicly hinting the US government is actively shorting oil
Holy shit I just checked USO and its back down to this morning.Thanks for talking me out of holding this shit kek
>>61982371do you think mister jerome is strait?
>>61982353if we were dedicating more resources you'd be complaining about that babe. we both know the real reason you're mad. israel is going to keep being our most important ally though, and you're going to have to come to terms with that, and realize what's bad for them is ultimately bad for us, they're the nato garrison in the former ottoman empire, keeping things the way we like them in the world's most important region.i hope your heart can heal some, you can find forgiveness in it, and allow yourself to invest a little in us. i'm not gonna rugpull you babe, i want to take care of you.
>>61982388Kekmao
Trump is like Gollum and he's just unwittingly carrying the world order into the fires of mt. Doom
>>61982403The courts stopped me Jerome being investigated today.We may never know.
>>61982406>the world's most important region.If you're into fucking goats.
i held my puts expiring monday
>>61982403just his strategic chokepoints
Holy fuck Trump really has no plan does he?The entire world is on a bus with a drunk and retarded driver at the wherl
>>61982423Is that a cartussy?
>>61982419it was the world most important region 6000 years ago when the earths axial tilt still caused the middle east to be a tropical paradise. today it's a forgotten desert shit hole that won't be great again for another few thousand years. it's populations are all stragglers desperately holding out, living on oil wealth larping as first worlders.
I remember playing on Kharg Island in Battlefield 3
Fucking hell, lads, the market is close but I hate niggers, jews, pakis and and spics so much my head is literally about to explode.
>>61982406> Israel is an ally memeMoshe back to your bunker. This whole sequence of events and atrocities committed by zionists in Gaza has opened the eyes of younger Americans , and Americans hold the lowest opinion on Israel that they ever have. Some more needless American deaths in Iran will lead to further erosion of American support .
man its like they want you to be racist towards them, actively attempting it
>>61982383Fuel energy price increases lead to inflation .its smart for the central banks to raise rates to combat it .
>>61982445>two more weeks>two more months>two more years
>>61982447Doesn't stop you sponging off them though does it, paco, you greasy spic incestuous mutt.
>>61982176>gangstalkedLiterally the most common schizo symptom. Get treatment before it gets so bad you can't control yourself anymore.
>>61982429Get in! Oil burning is fucking fantastic.
>Meta potentially laying off 20% of their staff
>>61982270Females are pathetic creatures. All of them. Young ones look good when acting stupid. Ones over 30 know they cannot get away with anything so don’t do as much extra stuff but are still retarded.
>>61982457It’s over
>>61982450so moshe, what are your positions?
>>61982193Its just so funny to me that half the world's oil has to pass through one of two 1km wide chokepoints lorded over by goatfucking nomad suicide cultists.
>>61982429Lmao. So oil will keep going up for a at least a few months and the price of all goods will also increase. Normies keep getting fucked. Imagine paying more for gas just to drive to work.
>>61982454Literally this. I got arrested and convicted for assault. A taxi was parked outside my house and I bought into the 'gangstalking' meme, so I dragged the driver out and started booting him in the face; turns out he was an actual taxi driver so I did 4 years in prison. I got an extra year because it was apparently a hate crime. Kek
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>>61982460whenever my wife says retarded or lazy i remind her that i manage our money and we're doing really well, but would she like to take over instead? works every single time
>>61982452im white faggot, im talking about jews you stupid fucking cunt
>>61982443Based
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Houthis are ramping up to attack shipping in the Red Sea
>>61982472>Absolutely seething Sure thing, "Suarez"
>>61982463British Canadian origin, don't know a single Jewish person. 100 percent boomer dividend aristocrats. 7 figure account will be 8 some day.
>>61982035>Supreme Leader Ali KhameneiHE WAS BANGIN' 9 YEAR OLDS TWO AT A TIME JIHADIS COULDN'T GET WIVES IN HEAVEN. WHAT'S A MATTER WITH (YOU)?
>>61982229>Europe and Asia (ex China) will interveneyou do realize that they have no army other than US bases?
>>61982480this is like civ 5 in real life
>>61982478Crazy work
America stuck in an existential global calamity while Israel grabs land for itself. Trump is going to be worse than a downy with ADHD and mommy issues in the history books.
>>61982236>The more they get bombed, the more they want to kill everyone around themHave they thought about maybe not indiscriminately bombing everyone around them sans provocation? Might solve their problem.
>>61982480hate to tell you this, but al jazeera hasn't apparently. the saudis completely obliterated the houthis for us.
btw real talk to all my niggas here i hope you prepped with 6 month supplies of food and water at minimum. ideally youd have a bunker in the remote mountains but do the best you can for ww3. when law and order breaks down dem streets gon be full of lootin niggas and migrants
>>61982487>you do realize that they have no army other than US bases?We didn't have an army after Dunkirk.How did that work out?
Sirs... Many oils for you sirs .... I am hoping you are spending many lakhs in oils... Greatest inwestment SAR. Do not redeem the shorts
>>61982332>tells people they are stupid and don't understand>refuses to explainuhh thanks
>>61982489Peak "every crisis is an opportunity" shitshow if real.
>>61982478Australia has infinite resources. They need nothing. Just lazy.
https://youtu.be/D_h7hcK6pFsWAHT WE DRINKIN TONIGHT BOYS? IM GONNA CRACK A CERVEZA
>>61982486HE PROLLY SAYDAT 2 9sADD UP 2EIGHTEEN
>>61982470Crazy. You really need high income to girls in line.
>>61982512do they have refineries for jet fuel?
>>61982429kinda obvious they hit the oil. literally half the island is oil tanks, trump doesn't want to get blamed for the oil price spike, so he front-ran the news and said they definitely didn't hit the oil, but will when iran (inevitably) retaliates
>>61982507I remember reading confessions of an economic hitman back in 2004. Never seen the world the same since.
>>61982517Jet fuel is kerosene. It's not hard to refine.
>>61982517We don't have any refineries for any oil, we export our own oil we extract to China to refine it for us
>>61982470Crazy how before the 80s to 90s, both the betamales and alphas lives in a masculine society and didn’t have to do much to keep girls in line. Now, in 2026, everyone is living a cucked out society.
>the nostalgiabaitslopmaxxing has got to the point of the USA remaking Vietnam
>Oil shortage worsens
>>61982478imagine being in the Angosphere and getting 30% of ur gas from chyna. wtf are aussias doing.
>>61982524I thought you guys were part of the developed world
>>61982535>nostalgiabaitslopmaxxingIt's called history kiddo. It repeats.
>>61982548My time has come
I HEARD IT WAS YOUUUTALKIN' BOUT A WORLD WHERE ALL IS FREEIT JUST COULDNT BE AND ONLY A FOOL WOULD SAY THAT ONLY A FOOOOOOOOLLLLL
The funniest thing about the short oil Indian spammer is India by far loses the biggest from this and the self hating retard will probably starve
>>61982547Our government in the 80s and 90s was very big on free market capitalism so we got rid of things like our domestic refineries because it's cheaper to export it to China to refine for us, we also privatised our energy sector and even turned water into a commodity that's bought and sold which has led to foreign investment banks to buy water rights when water is plentiful for cheap and sell it back to us during times of drought for a hefty mark up, this country is retarded, a lot of our natural gas exporters don't even pay any taxes, a lot are even exempt from resource royalties and all they pay is a payroll tax
>easiest bet in the world>still didn't do itI'm so STUPID
>>61982562My price target is 666
>>61982554Good I have an assortment of puts on various companies in various industries to sell you on Monday. Here at /smg/ capital we roll out the red carpet for our best customers (bobo). This way sir, right to your TRAP
>>61982562Send PLTR this energy, they didn't get the memo.
>>61982562Ahit like this RTX and PLTR are easy money but good luck sleeping at night
>>61982554>My time has comeI'm in oil. My time has come up your mum. And possibly your sister. And her friends. Sorry bobo.
>>61982562more 50 billion dollar missiles to counter 50 dollar drones.49.99999 billion dollar losses per shot.
Good morning, thank you for oils inwestment advice... I am waiting for market open 18:00 New Delhi time... Please Great President Trump Sir BOMB more oils now.
>>61982565You think I haven’t been shorting tech and buying oil since the treasury shorted oil Monday?
>>61982567RTX isn't doing great surprisingly. BAE doing much better.
>>61982574>>61982574>>61982574
>>61982489this so called ww3 is a cover for gangstalking me i'm onto you
>>61982576too early, still a lil life left in this one fren
well i'm staying
SHOULD I STAY OR SHOULD I GO NOW
mistook you for someone else babe, but the messages are still for you. i love you and care for you.
>>61982578I haven't forgotten about you.
>>61982454No it's actually real when you're histrionic like me
>>61982105this is kinda funnymaybe my sense of humor is broken
>>61982573>You think I haven’t been shorting techOh good, I'm already your counterparty then. See you Monday bobo (and at expiry).
>>61982321Routing an enemy requires significant overwhelming firepower and numbers. Simply attacking isn't enough, you need to break their will to fight.
