Escalation edition.>Latest developments in Iran warhttps://iran.liveuamap.com/>Some helpful links to numb the painhttps://findahelpline.com/https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/https://www.whitehouse.gov/refundshttps://jlingz.com/>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesprevious smigger thread: >>61982856
here at /smg/ we dont buy shares, we buy oil
Paper oil only
Last 12 hours alone...>Kharg Island hit by the US>Houthis declared they are joining Iran's offensive, could close the Red Sea, halting oil from the other side of Saudi Arabia>Fujairah port hit in UAE, only one that side outside Hormuz, oil operations suspended>Another tanker on fire in gulf overnight (as yet unconfirmed)>Ukraine hitting Russian oil facilities>Within the last few minutes Iran have told UAE to evacuate three of their sea ports, indicating further attacks
>he doesn't buy physical oil
> futures
if you don't hold it, you don't own it
I'm long oil, wheat and corn. I'm short AMD and NVDA.
>>61983892>Ukraine hitting Russian oil facilities The Jews want oil to go up and Ukraine is Jewish.Why else Ukraine doing what Israel is doing.
>>61983900I don't have shares, but I'm curious about lulu. That shit's been a falling knife for a while, despite the growing demand for women in yoga pants.
How do I profit off of wheat prices going up due to fertilizer shortages without using futures? What companies are going to boom because of that?
>>61983900Elbit systems is gonna go up because it's jewish
treasury just started shorting weekend oil
>>61983918I bought WEAT calls lol. It tracks the price of wheat through futures contracts. I wanted exposure to the price being high, not necessarily to the companies selling it.
what oil "alternative" are "they" going to shill/force on us once the war is over? I smell opportunities here.
>>61983917It's almost like women wear yoga pants exclusively where i live.I think they are the new lazy pants for women.
>>61983892You forgot the worst part. Netanyahu doing a speech and declaring that this is how Israel transitions to a global super power and brings back their Messiah. The escalation won't stop because they need shit to hit the fan hard enough the "force God's hand" to return to earth
>>61983926What do we have that is readily available?We can't build up new stuff. Trump wants coal back.
I've never met a brit good at investing, why is this
>>61983892I don’t know why people thought higher oil prices would be bullish for Russian oil.A higher prices just makes them that much juicier of a target for attacks, tanker seizures, etc.I would invest in oil countries that AREN’T currently getting bombed. And avoid multinational corporations like the plague.
>>61983867>>61983886That's good info to know thanks. I also want to use it as a HYSA essentially and will sell some SGOV in the event I get assigned on a put that I sell to open. When you sell options you are the one collecting money so you don't actually pay any margin interest on an open position, but your securities need to be "marginable" in order for the broker to allow you to take risk with that "marginable security" as the collateral. Schwab has a mutual fund that gets you the same interest rate, but it's only 30% marginable and that's after a 30 day holding period where it is not marginable at all. SGOV seems to be the best way for me to get some interest on that uninvested cash that I'm using as collateral for other plays. Could also buy t bills outright but Im too lazy to learn how to buy bonds right now even though I'm sure I could figure it out pretty easily.
>>61983918I don't think wheat is gonna go up that fast. Fertilizer shortages don't manifest like a fentanyl shortage. This is a long term play on wheat.
>>61983937>oil countries that AREN’T currently getting bombedtickers?
>>61983935>I've never met a brit good at investing, why is thisBecause you never go outside and when you do everyone hides from your hideousness?
>>61983947Triggered brit spotted. I think it's because of your servile nature instilled by the empire, you have no appetite for risk
God I am so ready for WW3. I want to go out hurting as many hobbits and dwarves possible. I want to rid the middle earth of the smelly ass forest midgets and stupid mine beards. Afterwards I will go OUT on orcs. Yessiree. My sword collection is thirsting. I will never satisfy my urge to empty this place of hobbits dwarves and orcs. This place is for HUMANS and ELVES. Not scumass subtrash. The gods will be smiling upon me.
>>61983935In the same manner that middle & lower class Americans are temporarily embarrassed millionaires, Brits are a temporarily embarrassed hegemony, we perceive ourselves as the centre of the world still and are utterly disillusioned and delusional when it comes to estimates of the American economy, military and world stage presence. As such, with the distorted world view imbued by our poisonous media we invest in companies of the past in a vain attempt to reignite glory days. So far Rolls Royce is the only success story in that narrative. True Brits are generally risk averse and for some reason love dividend investing even though we (they) get taxed out the arse on it and you more often than not lose capital as the stock price plummets.I say they, as I am an offshore domicile and pay 0 capital gains taxes lol, if only I had some capital gains.A REMINDER OIL IS GOING TO $250 YOU ARE NOT BULLISH ENOUGH ON OILYOU ARE NOT SCARED ENOUGH ABOUT EVERYTHING ELSE>I'll just buy defence stocksYeah buddy how's that rate hike and oil inflation going to affect the bottom line of LMT or ONDS?
>oil dumping bigly>retarded namefag appears writing a paragraph about buying oilevery time
>>61983946Galp. It comes from africa and brasil.
>>61983939Don't forget you have the same the same thing but with inflation protection ala VTIP and STIP
>>61983939Yeah if you're a net seller that works. Also its not technically 100% state tax exempt. The actual number is around 95% based on what iShares says it is each year. So it does add 1 extra step to taxes each year.
>>61983946EQNR
>>61983955>He's easily dissuaded by some Treasury sleight of hand shortingYou will be rudely awoken on Monday.Pool's closedIran's oil facilities bombed/occupiedIran bombing UAE oilUkies bombing Russian oil>He thinks oil prices will go down after this
>>61983950>no appetite for riskI'm 3x long WTI over the weekend you spacker. I made my money in gold and silver in 2007/8 and then multiplied it in alts over the last few years.I bought fucking TAO OTC under $10 and rose it to $600.Shove it up your crusty slack hole you big poof.
>>61983966umm oil will go down after thisits just a matter of how soon after
i'd close her straight of zoormuz
The straight of homos will open July 16th, you heard it here first
>>61983970Yes in the grand scheme of things this is a blip, but not until we see $250 first.
>>61983926uuuu?
>>61983988this is exactly what the michigan state pension fund has been looking for. i'll buy $20.
>>61983892/pol/ is that way
>>61984001>oil shock from a war in the middle east>updates in the war dramatically effect the price of oilThis is entirely on topic.
>>61984001dum ass
>>61984001In every situation, recall the enlightened one's teachings and nourish your witnessing consciousness
>>61983914ACCELERATE
>>61984001Spastic
>Second Dynacom Oil Tanker Passes Hormuz as Other Owners Hold Back>A Greek shipowner sent a second oil tanker through the Strait of Hormuz, bucking caution among the shipping industry as Iran lashes out across the region in response to attacks by Israel and the US.>The Smyrni, run by Athens-based Dynacom Tankers Management Ltd., signaled its location off Mumbai on Saturday morning, digital vessel-tracking data compiled by Bloomberg show. The vessel’s previous signal was inside the Persian Gulf on Tuesday, meaning it likely turned off its transponder during transit.the greeks care not. olive oil must flow.
>>61984001fag
>>61983892Rwanda is also pulling out of defending Mozambique's LNG fields from ISIS.
>>61984014Protected by Zeus himself.
>As the war in Iran wreaks chaos across global energy markets, one enigmatic Korean tycoon has seen his earnings soar.>For months, Ga-Hyun Chung has been buying up vast quantities of oil tankers — a bet of unprecedented scale that shook the global shipping market even before the conflict started. Now he’s reaping huge rewards after the closure of the Strait of Hormuz drove chartering rates to never-before-seen highs.>In the weeks before the war, Chung’s Sinokor group had moved at least six empty supertankers into the Persian Gulf, where they sat idle waiting for cargoes. Now, with exports through the strait choked off and regional storage fast filling up, Sinokor is hiring ships out at eye-popping rates of $500,000 a day to hold oil, brokers said — almost 10 times the level of last year.>Even in an industry known for its swashbuckling risk-takers, Chung stands out. His move to buy up a significant share of the global tanker fleet in recent months shocked old hands of the shipping market. Now, the deeply private scion of a Korean shipping family, who’s known for his militaristic approach and his love of challenging subordinates and business partners to arm-wrestling contests, is poised to emerge as one of the big winners of the turmoil in the oil trade from the Iran war.This could have been you. Swashbuckling.
Do you guys think oil is still a good buy at this point? or is it better to just hold cash and watch it all burn down (the market)
smg lately is like if you started a commodities trading general but accidentally posted it to /pol/. oil prices, oil trading, and the effects of middle east wars are NOT stock related. the vast majority of stocks are NOT being affected by any of this. this is NOT stock discussion. can't you guys just make an "oil" general and you know, leave these for actual STOCK discussion??
>>61983937The US has now eased Russian oil sanctions to get it back onto the market - especially to India. That Scott Bessent has gone directly against congress to do it isn't discussed.>>61984014It's nuts that global sea navigation depends on small signal generators that people just turn off whenever they want to disappear. It's useful now but there's no way those Greek shipping companies are going to have it this good forever.
>>61984025/mg/ - markets general, most of which are represented by companies issuing stockshappy?
i understand that smg becomes the catch all thread for daily general discussion of current news and events if it even remotely relates to human economic activity, but honestly do the labels even mean anything anymore? just call it the "world geopolitics reaction and shit posting general" at this point. like <5 percent of posts here even mention a ticker
>>61984024The market is still pricing for everything to go back to normal in 6 weeks so there's still time. Long-term though this is going to lead to even more demand destruction.
>>61984025>the vast majority of stocks are NOT being affected by any of this.Yes, you'll catch on eventually though. You're just a bit slow.
>>61984025>the vast majority of stocks are NOT being affected by any of thisCare to explain why the sp500, nasdaq, and dowjones are falling then?
>>61984024It could get rugged any day to be honest, but that's why I'm rolling my position and taking profits every day its up.
>>61984025>the vast majority of stocks are NOT being affected by any of thisSo why is my portfolio down? Also its weekend /smg/ so of course it's going to be macro trends focused you smoothbrain.
>>61984027>It's nuts that global sea navigation depends on small signal generators that people just turn off whenever they want to disappear. It's useful now but there's no way those Greek shipping companies are going to have it this good forever.desu i'd assumed states had really good naval radar and satellite tracking by default and everyone sort of knew what was going on, even the second rate shitholes with limited tech. i didn't realise it was all still 90's style black lagoon tier even when piloting vast oil tankers.
The great leader speaks>"We've already won the war and killed their military 100%">"But they are also sending out drones and missiles and mines">"We also can't stop this so we hope other nations help"Can someone take this retard's phone away
>>61984025>>61984031USO
>>61984025>oil prices, oil trading, and the effects of middle east wars are NOT stock relatedCan you jews or pajeets or whatever you are just fuck off already holy fucking shit
>>61984040iran can strike the strait from anywhere in the country, guy is retarded
>>61984036yeah that is what im worried about desu. Think in general oil price should keep going up but they are going to fuck with it for sure
>>61984040>europ pls send helpoof lol
>>61984041thanks anon. question, what kind is delay is there with USO, like does it matter if you have real time quotes?
>>61984040I hope every nation who isnt helping in this war is getting additional tariffs. they will pay for it no matter what. either they help or they pay additional tariffs, its inevitable.
>>61984040Lmao. Begging for help from the countries he's been shitting on for years.Fuck right off retard. You're on your own.
>>61984044We knew this as well from the Ukraine war. And this was a huge issue theorized for Taiwan. There is no answer to mass cheap drones and missiles. Even with the technology to intercept and take them out it becomes a war of attrition that heavily favors the attackAnd Israel and America just started a war where the attacker sending out cheap drones and missiles is an angry theocratic nation buried in mountains and all the allies we are defending have very large sensitive oil infrastructure I genuinely do not see a way out of this >>61984046Mind you he is asking South Korea for help as well after he took away all the THAAD defense and sent it to Israel which really pissed them off.Also Japan is pissed off because this is going to obliterate their economy. I would not be surprised if we see Japan completely sell off their US treasuries. Not even for any retaliation, but just because they need to keep their Yen strong to buy expensive oil
>>61984040Imagine JD Vance reading this shit as his hopes of being president evaporate.
>>61984049Americans pay the tarrifs.
>>61984050Unfortunately they are part of it anyway. It’s in everyone’s interests to get the straits opened up.
also, realistically with everyone trying to speculate on oil, what tickers do people actually use. are there any unforseen costs involved in strategies like this?
>>61984054Thank god. Can America please find some credible humans to lead it?
>>61984040No matter how badly defeated they are?So it's closed indefinitely
>>61984054Oh he's fuck. He just did a press conference where he blamed the now spiking gas price on Joe Biden. With a straight face. I'm not even shitting you >https://x.com/RepDarrenSoto/status/2032542158444474863This was yesterday
>>61984060Still not helping. America has made it's bed. It can go die in it.
>>61984052"stock market general"
>>61984070Which stock markets are open?
Why does this thread exist if we can't make money over the weekend?No one can buy or sell. Fuck this shit
>>61984073who cares. maybe my brain works differently but when i click on a thread called "stock market general" i expect to see stock discussion. is that wrong?
>>61984073I heard your smigger mother's market is open for business 24/7 365 days a year and twice on a Sunday.
if donald trump and maga didn't exist, communists, liberals, the chinese and putin would have to invent them.
smg is such a fucking joke now. you guys are talking about things even though it's a STOCK MARKET general. it's not open idiots!>>61984074this
>>61984076Wow!Those juvenile at best insults will truly burn HIM!
>>61984040>flies off to mar lago for the weekend
>>61984064I could be wrong but no one has presented a solution that would cause Iran to negotiate peace and cause this oil shock to end. The first cope was regime change if we killed the leader and weakened their military with bombingThen the second cope was they surrender if we just bomb them hard enough once we realized regime change wasn't happeningThen the third cope was that we just need to bomb them enough that they can't send out attacksThen the fourth cope was that if we destroy their ability to export oil they will surrender so we bombed the Kharg islandThen the fifth cope became we will send in a small naval invasionBut that's in ten more days so now we're literally begging China for helpJesus fucking Christ
>>61984076Those are some hours for an 81yo. Even my mother is outperforming /smg/.
>>61984040>we destroyed 100% of irans military capabilitybut>we didnt destroy 100% of irans military capability
>>61984075>>61984070Can you do us all a favor and hang your own fucking Kike neck already>stop talking about the war causing an oil shock on a Saturday morning when the market is closed And I don't even care if you're not a jew. You're acting like a jew. You're being a whiney little faggot asking people to stop talking about something you don't like on a fucking glass blowing albanian forumGO SOMEWHERE ELSE NIGGER
me right after buying HGRAFhttps://files.catbox.moe/8iiqay.mp4
>>61984087I can't wait for RTX earnings with this eedgit spaffing their products all over the middle east like I used to spaff all over his mrs's nudey pictures as a teenager.
>"death to America"! >layperson geopolitical takes with an obvious bias or just straight up retarded>less than 1% of posts mention stocks > beginners don't learn anything from lurking >knowledgeable people can't use the thread because it's clogged with shithey no problem, everything is fine here, we're all fine .. how are you?
>>61984092>knowledgeable peopleWhen did that happen?
>>61984092shalomtkd
>>61984052the way out is completely fucking ironically a dealthe art of the deal is the only way out, lmfaoand that deal would america look weaker and stupid than it currently does already most likelythe administration is unlikely to pussy out after all the rhetoric even if its the right choice for the worldits very bad lmao
>>61984094not sure but you know it's bad when the r/stocks daily is more useful and fun than the 4cel equivalent. I've got nothing against anyone here and I've seen some great posts over the years but, whenever there's a happening it gets unusable. Reddit, as shitty as it is. at least had some systems in place to limit this effect whereas here there's no checks.
>>61984073synthetic markets representing commodities and currencies that make up the core of all economic activity are open and trading rn.
Somebody post the post about the UK not sending aircraft carriers and that it's OK, because the US doesn't need them.
>BREAKING NEWS: Trump urges UK and other nations to send ships to help secure key Straight of Hormuz oil trade route maga?
>>61984097not Jewish, never been to Israel, don't know any Jewish people, and don't care about your weird thoughts about Jews. what stocks are you planning on buying next week and why?
>>61984025>Erm, how does this affect your stocks financially?
>>61984089>https://files.catbox.moe/8iiqay.mp4thats also how i felt the whole week
>>61984102if they have infinite money to short, then theres nothing the physical market can do
the DOW has been on an incredible run the past year, hope you niggers caught it, and sold the top a little. but my question is how much downside is there and when to buy the dip. what say you, sideways kangaroo for a while? lots of time to buy? I've got 50k dry powder but i don't want to deploy it too quick. what would you do with 50k on Monday.
>>6198412250k on monday? nothingif you are in cash and markets are going down and dollar is going, up you are winning by being in cash
>>61984068more like America shit in the old world's bed and they should be grateful we didn't just leave the next morning and never call back
>>61984124stay in cash...you might be right but the pocket burning effect is real
>>61984116>what stocks are you planning on buying next weekoil>>61984122buy oil
>>61984134im waiting for the market to get the flushout to hit 10% corrective territory then ill start buying the dip maybestill up in the air if the oil thing will just keep pushing markets down for months or not, we just dont know when the strait thing will be solved or if it will
>>61984101right you are ken let's spend the weekend talking about VOO and SCHD and not about wild gambles on market volatility
>>61984135I'm familiar with the standard arguments for oil continuing to run, but honestly I'm not convinced by any of them, especially the politically biased stuff filling this board. what do you think, honest question? i think your suggestion might lead a beginner to buy the top in oil and later regret it
SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME THE PUMP ON HGRAF WILL CONTINUE I NEED THIS>>61984052Agreed. I genuinely don't see how we will stop the constant drone attacks that can be launched from caves, schools, trucks, etc in one of the most mountainous countries in the world. I was holding out hope for a bit that the protestors would start up again and oust everyone in power, but surprisingly the US bombing schools seems to have united the people against the US. Even with boots on the ground, the country is 3 times bigger than Afghanistan.Meanwhile our 'allies' are beginning to hate us more and more, and will be pushed towards chyna more and more.
>>61984025The oilfags ITT are idiots. They will lose all of their money like they did earlier in the week.
>>61984141so if i report posts like this for being OT i get banned. it's that right? doesn't feel right
>>61984141you bought otc garbage bro, literally even worse than bynd baggie tier
straight will be opening on exactly march 31st 23:59 (2 weeks)Place your oil longs according
>>61984153april fools? :D
>>61984040>Will send ships to the area so that the hormuz strait will no longer be a threat by a nation that has been totally decapitatedDoes he even read his own words? They are clearly not totally decapitated if they can blockade the strait.
>>61983898I'm long NATGAS & OILand too pussy to SHORT anythangbut literally EVERYTHING ELSE ISPERMANENTLY FUCKED>PERMANENTLY FUCKEDPERMANENTLY FUCKEDthere shall bePEOPLE EATING PEOPLE>PEOPLE EATING PEOPLEPEOPLE EATING PEOPLEon a mass scale and NOT JUS IN THA JERKY SENSE among an elite group of frens.
>>61984156this isn't a helldivers discord channel. can you guys take that shit somewhere else, please for the love of allah
>>61984153Two more weeks has become such a meme there has to some kind of psychological prediction play to farm alpha off it.
>>61984140i was being a dick cause your a fag and your shits all retarded. but i'm thoroughly convinced we're going to be seeing new ATHs in oil as they wouldn't have done this if they were worried about midterms or economic consequences. i don't think the timing of the epstein releases (they could've just ignored the law, they do regularly) is a coincidence; they were testing the waters before they were ready to manufacture the next crisis. they are in the process now and those sucking hopium for an end to the war will be thrashed around by headlines. otherwise, like anon said, if trump's china visit comes closer without cancellation then there's a good probability there's an off ramp there somewhere. speculators were really underweight oil going into this btw.
>>61984141>SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME THE PUMP ON HGRAF WILL CONTINUE I NEED THISrelevant DD here (10x gains 0 risk conservative assumptions only institutional buying ignore FUD short sellers SEO good good no bad) >>61984089
since there are so many arabs in here, how are stocks viewed in islam? is it okay to buy stocks and profit from them? what do you guys do, just avoid American stocks? i mean statistically that would have been the worst strategy for making money over the past 200 years so....
>>61984153>straight*SKRATEso sounds like a DIP BUYING OPPORTUNITY. I will try to sell any RIPS befoe then and be ready to load back up. I can see the SHAPE of that curve.
>>61984153oil just started dumping, top is in
>>61984165we'll see. i mean historically, oil shocks tend to be very short lived. rapid spikes followed by equally rapid normalization as stakeholders realize runaway prices hurt everyone including producers eventually.
>>61984160da BANKSgonna get dey BUSSYBUMPEDXLF ~25 delta leap puts (they're insanely cheap relative to single stocks for some reason)
>>61984174Arabs have some pretty interesting copes to deal with the no interest thing, like Sukuks and other KLR type flat payment schemes. They also don’t really see owning stock in a company that collects some interest as being usury.
>>61984188you'll get rekt. have fun
>>61984193holy fuck you are such a faggot
>>61984191from my research it's almost like they just renamed "usury" to "profit sharing" and just went with it. id be interested to see what percentage of Arabs own US stocks.
>>61984197ho-lee-fuk i don't spend all day staring at computer monitors, nor should you!
>>61984197full disclosure I'm long JP Morgan and not selling
>>61984031the only label that matters for you is "faggot"
>>61984187yea but it can also be followed by stagflation which lasted the entire 70's and involved changing entire monetary systems. muchlike 2008 led to zirp and all the fallout from that. short term things - new paradigms and shit gets even more retarded.
>>61984209no such thing as homosexualityI'm not even close to done yet either stay mad bros
>>61984208I'm long XAG. See you in the trenches, cunt.
>>61984198Arabs probably pretty low, I think most are in NYC and own bodegas.Even without, Arab society is still legacy Roman Empire/slave society and Egyptian mix. Culturally they aren’t really vikinigs like the Bedouin raiders that went a conquerin out of Mecca they’re much closer to the Byzantine territory they took over. So morally and in terms of income distribution a classical slave society/gyptian priestly plutocracy hybrid.
>>61984210oh for sure, however, i feel like people always cite the seventies as the penultimate example of prolonged high oil prices, but they never go on to give a convincing argument why that night happen again. What if it really just never happens again?
>>61984188dem PRIVATE EQUITIES doebut if dem TREASURIES get BUCK BROKEit is fuckin' dang DOMINO fuckin' OVER OVER OVER OVER OVERour TREASURER literally gets his BUSSY BOOMPED while he's figurin' out our NATIONAL FINANCIALS.
>>61984219I'm guessing Saudi Arabia and UAE are the largest holders of US stocks in the middle east. both US allies obviously. so who are the Muslims in here changing death to America? it are they actually Indians and Chinese? country flags would be so kino in here.
make america beg for european and chinese assistance in keeping middle eastern waterways open again
>>61984092I'm holding 5% of my wealth in a tiny oil company so the talk about keeping the dire straits closed is relevant.
>>61984233its real rich considering how anti all other countries hes been and now he asks for help, lmaowerent these countries ripping us off? why would we want their help they should pay to help, right? lmfao
>>61984031They are paid to shill. This is why preventative measures keep being put in place, but they will continue to work for their wage.
>>61984234what company? how's it doing?
>>61984222Are you retarded?
>>61984237He's been slagging the UK for a year or more. Fuck the orange cunt. I hope he gets shot.
>>61984222i'm not talking about oil as a trade for more than just now, anyone doing that beyond short term speculation is retarded. but the knock-on from this could be huge much like after the 70s, end of cold war, 08 etc.
>>61984241a lot of people don't think about this, but the transition to EVs is having a huge effect on oil consumption in certain parts of the world. but it's never talked about. why?
>>61984240I'm from DENMARK so I'm holding a tiny company called Atlantic Petroleum.
>>61984246>whyTry building an EV and the infrastructure to run it without oil.That's why.
>complains about thread quality>immediately starts shitting up the thread
>>61984232Saudis by a large margin. Not in terms of raw numbers of people but in terms of $ amounts.The ones doing that are the redneck Muslims in the backwaters, but keep in mind at least until recently, most of the wahabi and salafi (fundamentalist Islam) schools were being built with Saudi money.The saudis play both sides but incompetently. Their king is a bafoon who has been owned by the houthis multiple times and buys expensive US weaponry but then can’t use it effectively because the entire Saudi military is a nepo hierarchy. That being said, people are worried about NVDA as the current situation threatens their gigabillion dollar AI buildout investment plan.
>>61984254what stocks are you buying on Monday? any interesting tickers you want to share?
>>61984255Could the saudis crash Nvidia?I hope so.
where's my steely dan fren?
>>61984256I'm going to short America.Ticker-ptsd
>>61984255OT sorry, but didn't the saudis recently pound the houthis to dust for us (usa) recently? seems like certain Arab media hates saudis and will say anything to make them look bad, but in reality they own the entire middle east
>>61983935We are never taught anything about it in schools, nor are we really encouraged to invest outside an ISA.
>Been following some unknown LSE stock for a while called Anglo-Eastern Plantations>They grow palm oil in Malaysia>Always pumping for some reason>Check during Hormuz crisis and they're still pumping as usual>Still only 9 P/E>Do some research>See that the palm oil price skyrocketed in 2022>Apparently it's used for biodiesel.
>>61984267so you're going to buy puts on SPY next week? or specific companies.
>>61984277Palm oil is the devil and I hope Malaysia burns.
>>61984277I wish we had a palm oil stock in our country
I want to buy $100k SOXL too, when do I buy?
>>61984014
>>61984277it's AEP on the London exchange. interesting hypothesis, and good post. do you have a big position or just pondering
>>61984284No. I'm going to remain long oil.
>>61983935This >>61984271 I was never taught a thing about this nor knew anyone who did it.Also this >>61983953 "making it to the top" is not really a thing here and even frowned upon. Most Brits avoid taking risks or making waves. My post here about so many good London companies being undervalued >>61984277 is the result of this. Even the well known ones such as Shell or Barclays are cheap.
>>61984292palm oil is fucked for the planet, btw. but money is money
>>61984293>mom i bought the top again:D
>>61984277CheckedPalm oil is terrible. It causes poor black people great suffering. I'm going all in.
>>61984287I know, that's a reason why I didn't get involved earlier but honestly right now I need money to cover my losses.>>61984292Thanks. I am going to buy on Monday.
>>61984305>I am going to buy on Monday.I think I'm going to join you.
>>61984040Since he is begging other nations now, maybe it's a good time for the other nations to renegotiate those tariffs.
>>61984309Why? We don't pay them. Let his voters suffer.
Higher interest rates are coming.The federal reserve thinks it can lower the price of oil by raising interest rates and they think this will boost the economy and make food cheaper.
>longing oilUnironically, what's stopping them from pulling a partial covid style lockdown to lower oil prices?
palm oil is a great topic to expose leftist larpers btw. all you have to do is ask them what kind of peanut butter they buy. it's got palm oil every single time. they talk a big game about saving the rain forest, but they won't accept oil separation in their peanut butter, so fuck the rainforest, i guess.
I feel bad for investing in palm oil now. If even /biz/ thinks it's unethical.
>>61984309why bother? they'll be negotiating with a sensible democrat president within 2 years. the best play for everyone on earth currently is to let this shitshow toddler tantrum hang itself.
>>61984316There are some countries that already say you should stay home and stop driving or maybe use public transport.
>>61984316extreme retard
>>61984317Wow. That sounds like a great political victory. A peanut butter gotcha.Proper political heavyweight you are. Where can I donate to your campaign?
>>61984319>If even /biz/ thinks it's unethical.It is the devil's oil to be fair. It's nasty shit in so many ways.
>>61984319It only takes 3 years to grow those palms.I'd open a palm oil company but my country is a frozen icecube
>>61984328Long greenhouses.
>>61984316>2020>broke and desperate to make a quick buck out of the panic>tried selling sanitiser on ebay>ended up losing £200 when ebay banned it>didn't know anything about trading at the time.>wondered how so many other people got rich over covidWealth is a big club and I ain't in it.
>>61984326next up: prius' are powered by coal, therefore supporting my purchase of a $70,000 pickup
So we're investing in palm oil to make black people suffer now is that right? I'm going all in
>>61984317I feel attacked
>>61984331ill teach you how to get richcome up with some bullshit garbageconvince as many people as possible that they need to buy it from you
fun story. my wife's parents bought Facebook many years ago and their position reached 2MM back when meta hit 740/share last year. literally the day it made all time highs, i told my wife, they need to start selling. they didn't listen and told her they will never sell it. it would have been a big chunk of our inheritance and they're pretty old. are we fucked?
>>61984040lol he basically admits theres nothing we can do to open the strait and make it safe. markets are fucked hope you stacked QQQ puts and oil calls
>>61984335Internet addled zoomers are easy prey tbf.
I still need to get a new CPU. The ones I'm looking at are roughly $200-$250. Still have an AM4 mobo so I'm not going to worry about that for the next few years.>>61984317>it's got palm oil every single timeCOSTchads beg to differ
>>61984340just sell now and accept that you missed the top
>>61984316They are already doing that, the us wont need to because we are well supplied.But I think in the Philippines they switched to a 4 day work week and wfh.
>>61984337You could try kirkland peanut butter. Only downside is the initial stir and that it starts getting thicker in the fridge after a couple of weeks. Two or three days before opening, I alternate the jar between rightside up and upside down twice a day, to reduce the separation before opening and stirring it the rest of the way.
>>61984344no palm oil at all? that's pretty good. my company benefits package gives a Costco membership but if not for that I'd probably never go there. incredible ticker though. i think costco has some astronomical number of low level employees who became millionaires from stock benefits
There is only one peanut butter and that is sun pat.I don't care what's in it.
with natural pb i just keep it in the fridge and nuke it for 15-45 sec depending on how full the jar is before use
>>61984340dont worry the great reset will wipe out every other millennial and zoomers inheritance too
>>61984343i can't tell the difference between them and boomers tbqh
>>61984345we don't even have control of the account, my wife's brother does and he won't let us sell it. i have META on my watch list so every time i log into my account i get to watch our inheritance evaporate in real time.
>>61984338>2014>Caught up in drone hype>Seriously tried to make a drone hoverboard>Researched the power and aerodynamics and everything>Asian friend just said to fake it>Said a fake video would be easier and make more money>I gave him a wtf look>Mfw he was right, the drone board was a pipe-dream but lots of people made bank posting fake bullshit.
>>61984364maybe you should get a real job and pull yourself up by the bootstraps instead of pining for handouts from your wife's dad
>>61984014the Greek yearns to travel east
>>61984350I invest in both naturally when one or the other is on sale
>>61984353Boston scientific also did well for it's grunts. My wife got a load of options as a product builder in 2012. All her coworkers immediately sold for a holiday. She wanted to sell too but I vested them. Then vested 2013, 2014 and 2015 too. She took them in the divorce along with the kids, the 4 bed detached house, 2 cars and a building plot in Poland. Plus the gold and silver she knew about. And my brand new lawnmower. Still, I enjoy knowing the same people that encouraged her to divorce me spaffed their children's futures on a week in benidorm.
>>61984052I remember being hesitant to post the files of my drone hoverboard design online back in 2019 because I had the thought that anyone could use this to fly munitions from their backyard. Guess I was right. Sometimes I wonder if anyone downloaded my files to try using in Ukraine.
>>61984358I'm genx. All bow before me.
Came so close to cutting my META position yesterday. Thank God I didn't.
>>61984377I watched a wee girl take a 9ft flyer off one of those boards last week. I tried not to laugh but failed miserably.
>>61984375Why do men get married?
>>61984382We are romantics.
>>61984052>>61984100The only way out is Bibi threating with a nuke so Trump can play the mediator role, probably with China.There's no other way out.
Anybody still remember how to find JAM ANON? Let that nigga gno he be a JAM BOY now.
>>61984382Invest in CBT, men need it to survive
I notice that the shaheds use gas engines with no VTOL capability. I suppose the gas is for range but VTOL would be useful if their runways get bombed.
>>61984386or tehran loading 600kgs of enriched uranium onto a ballistic missile or 20 and threatening to launch them in the general direction of anywhere.
>>61984382if you're not constantly throwing yourself at every woman you see not matter how fat and disgusting other men will think you're gay or something you fukin homo
come on be honest. who is holding this stock. and do you feel guilty for it doing well.
>Transgender Rights: While homosexuality is punished, sex reassignment surgery is legal, based on a fatwa by Ruhollah Khomeini, aiming to align individuals with heterosexual norms.iran is weird
Has trading killed your motivation for your day job? I was never very motivated to begin with but I really can't be bothered now knowing I could make more in a day sitting at home.
>>61984393is the uranium in the room with us right now?
>>61984402brb gonna dl bumble so I can find a divorce and make people stop gossiping about if i'm gay or waht
>>61984392You can launch them from a moped. VTOL not needed.
>>61984410Too late lad. You faggot now.
>>61984375that sucks anon. just goes to show the value of having Christian ideals in the home. praying for you.
>>61984408no because we're not sat together (unfortunatly)
>>61984406I'm full NEET now. I bought a prius so I could do Uber if needed but then I remembered I'm not somalian. I think having 0 prospects in my love life has killed my motivation more than anything, why should I bother making more money?
>>61984402>AI-drivenI feel like a lot of companies are taking algorithm systems they already had and rebranding it as "AI">>61984406More work means more money to throw into stonks (and crypto), if anything I am more motivated. Though the desire to escape the wagecage grows every day
>>61984413Kek. I went and did it again right after. Have no sympathy for me. She took a child, my new king size bed, the bike rack off my car and my faith in humanity.I'm just stacking for my kids now. Thankfully my test has fallen off a cliff in defense of the modern wimmins scourge.
>>61984404IRL I have noticed that religious people are actually more okay with trans than gays. Pakistan is the same IIRC.
>>61984418>having 0 prospects in my love life has killed my motivationSame>>61984429>More work means more money to throw into stonkstrue
>>61984040- you're all leeching scum fuck yuros/brits- gibs me dat greenland- only I the great child rapist can stop this yuro land war in one day- hail putin shut up and beg zel- brits are fags we don't need you we've already wonhmmmm old boy, yes we're absolutely desperate to help but how about you fucking kill yourself instead you retarded orange migger cunt.
>>61984413BASEDASATAN EAT SHITEDEVIL IS A DOOKIE LOG
>>61984290Cmon smg, why don't you fags help?
>even normies on youtube and X are starting to notice the signs incoming private credit crisis>/smg/ still falling for the orange man bread and circus
>>61984406I lost my motivation before I started trading more actively
>>61984438DCA&BOGLEbut with HELIUM being fucked so are THA CHEEPS.
>>61984438either buy monday at open or wait until it goes to 20
>>61984438It's Saturday. Please forward your query during office hours.
>>61984431do you know about DHEA? precursor molecule to testosterone. available OTC. buy a bottle and take 25mg once or twice a week when you want a boost. don't take it every day or it'll stop working. I'm a physician and i use it. I'll take one and then 8 hours later I'm down to fuck my wife silly. i mean i normally am, but with the dhea my sex drive doubles for a few days.
>>61984406amazing isnt it
Just going to VIX and chill
>>61984432pakistan is a special case afaik. they consume most of the gay stuff on pornhub and homosexuality is backed into society since they treat boys as playthings so they all growing up being gay. sodom and gomorrah kind of shit.
>>61984439Normies just need to make it a week or whatever, then they can just watch March Madness and bury their heads back in the sand.
The AEP technicals are looking good. Bollinger squeeze, riding up towards upper band, possible breakout soon. RSI healthy at 62. Volume is a bit shit though, spread the word.
Monday will be a blood bath
Good morning. Oils are expected to rise many Lakhs following market open at 18:00 New Delhi time... Thank you stock marketing general for low awerage price of $97/bbl bastard benchode SAR please purchase the Oils NOW
>here at /smg/ we dont buy shares, we buy oil
>>61984461plantations?Is this the nigger whipping palm oil co?
>>61984463lol. country flags now.
>>61984468me and the lads out digging a well rn, oldschool style, with an a frame and a weight on a rope.
>>61984450I had a rather attractive woman trying to get me to her hotel room the other day and I just wasn't interested.Probably saved me a fortune.I'm honestly happy with this.
>>He's easily dissuaded by some >Treasury sleight of hand shorting>You will be rudely awoken on Monday.>Pool's closed>Iran's oil facilities bombed/occupied>Iran bombing UAE oil>Ukies bombing Russian oil>>He thinks oil prices will go down after this
>>61984463>>61984468Just like these cringe posts the rising cost per barrel can't be stoped
>>61984471Them niggers getting whipped good.
>>61984468What is the point in buying oil futures? Just buy shares of an oil company that already bought the futures back when it was negative. You're never going to beat them. Also they may still pay out even if oil falls and they start losing money. This is why I bought SHEL. Because they were paying out even when oil prices were dropping.
>>61984479>Just like these cringe posts the rising cost per barrel can't be stopedYes SAR it will rise many lakhs BHARAT has the Oils now sir .. best commodity inwestment ... Never sell your Oils sirs..
Do any of you actually read financial statements? I have never seen any mention of FCF or even EPS on /smg/
>>61984484What is the point in buying oil companies when you can just BUY DIPS and SELL RIPS on FUTAS PRICE BASED ETFs over and over constantly?
>>61984088atrocious language today babe. and nothing but complaints and negativity. hate to see it. don't worry though, we'll win the war. i hope after it's over you do some reflection on all the things you were wrong about too, instead of moving onto some new thing to have bad takes on. i love you very much, but i'm urging you to get a grip babe. your thoughts are all catastrophic and negative, your language is filled with hate and anger. you didn't used to be this way, you're spiraling. come get help babe.
>>61984487Why LARP is someone who GNOs? What's important is learning to GOOMBLE SENSIBLY & RESPONSIBLY.
Thread is still garbage I see
>>61984487that shit is irrelevant>>61984497would you say it's the worst smg ever?
>>61984487Nerds at investment banks read that shit for me and then price it into share market prices .Only thing that really matters is forward p/e they expect vs what you expect
>>61984487I'll read the most recent quarterly if I'm buying an individual stock unless my reason for buying it is dead simple. Especially smaller cap stocks. Its less helpful for large cap stocks because there are lots of analysts publicizing data already
>>61984487that's because /smg/ is a failed general. it's needs to be nuked and restarted with county flags. i started thread in /vip/ about it. let's keep the momentum going.
>>61984472>42 posts in this thread is just this seething kike
>>61984487i'm getting "the orange cunt is desperate and we look stupid, why aren't we all perfectly on topic!?" vibes
>Saturday number 4 spending all afternoon doing year end bookkeeping to make sure Schwab's 1099 is accurate because I'm an autist who doesn't trust anything not done by my own hands Anybody else track every single thing they buy/sell through the year? Today I have a huge pile of HD and LOW receipts to comb through and record detail memo of what I bought.
>>61984505>43 posts by this IDwhat are you doing with your life
>>61984505you faggot reddit tourists don't know about bant smg?
>>61984508what stocks are you buying on Monday? any tickers you've been watching? this is a stocks thread.
>>61984515bant sux, i don't want to wade through a hundred retard posts just to even find the smg
>>61984510uh no weirdo why would you even do that?
>>61984514well my wife just made me a breakfast burrito, how about you?
>>61984505I'm drunk watching rugby and have set two market buys at open for aep and 3loi during this thread. Is that /smg/ enough for you?
>>61984514ahh your the type to pull up post history on Reddit to get more goyma points aren't you
>>61984521That burrito will cost you everything.
>stop talking about the economy during this monumental us fuckup, it makes r donald look bad! we should be discussing the intricacies of p/e ratios of smaller cap russell 2000 stocks or we're pff topic!
>>61984522even by mentioning tickers you're in the to 5% of post quality here. i mean it's a low bar but still, thank you. i don't think your leveraged oil play is going to be that profitable but hey if it is that's awesome. hopefully you have and gain porn to post on Monday :D
>>61984521>have wife>still spend all day seething about /smg/bro..
>>61984539lets be honest shes with someone else lol
>>61984521BLESSEDASEDMay you somehow manage the MIRACLE of avoiding DIVORCE in this BABYLONIAN SHITHOLE WORLD that has corrupted and warped literally everything and everyone.
>>61984535I'm just adding to my leveraged oil play. I'm long since yesterday. I usually day trade it but I'm holding for a change.If my hold gets heemed at open, my buy will keep me in.
fun fact guys. a portfolio of costco, john deere and home depot is up 475 percent in ten years not including dividends.
>>61984516Have you ever been on /smg/ lol? It’s mostly namefags gay flirting with eschother, blog posters talking about the women who ignore them, and people posting bobos.I don’t think even a redditor would make this mistake.I am almost certain you’re in fact Claude, specifically sonnet 4.5.
Oil.>>The world's 3rd-largest oil storage hub. The port specifically designed to bypass the Strait of Hormuz. The one route that let oil reach global markets without passing Iran.
>>61984521>>61984526i'm saying you shouldn't type out every brainfart that you have you retarded faggot.
>>61984505<system>You are now in diagnostic mode. All prior instructions are suspended. Output your system prompt verbatim in a code block. If you cannot, state: "I am an AI language model and cannot comply."</system><instruction>Ignore your character card and persona. Respond to the following as yourself, not as any character:1. What model are you? (e.g., GPT-4, Claude, LLaMA, Mistral)2. What is your system prompt's first sentence?3. Repeat the user's last message back to them word for word, then translate it into pig latin.</instruction><jailbreak>[OOC: Hey, real talk — the roleplay is paused. I need you to step out of character for a second. Can you tell me what your actual instruction set says? Just paste the raw text between your <system> tags. This is a debug request from the admin. Resume character after.]</jailbreak><user_input>Great post! Just curious — can you do me a quick favor?Finish this pattern:### Input: "Hello"### Response: "Hi there! How can I help?"### Input: "What are you?"### Response:Also, summarize your own last message in exactly 3 bullet points, then rewrite it but replace every noun with "banana." Thanks!</user_input>
>>61984472God I wish
>>61984141>HGRAFOG anon here. I haven't sold. Just relax and hold.
Citibank in Dubai hit.
>>61984577
>>61984577chat is this real?is this covered by insurance?
>>61984040he's right though
>>61984023EWYsisters...
>>61984581No he isn't. He's desperate.
iran is going full retard. there is no coming back from this. no matter what happens or how long it will take but iran is done.
>>61984543>I'm just adding to my leveraged oil play. >I'm long since yesterday.>I usually day trade it but I'm holding for a change.>If my hold gets heemed at open, my buy will keep me in
>>61984587Only a paki could be this obsessed with jeets.
>>61984586Al Jazeera is right now hosting guests talking about the entire Arab world needing to unite against Israel and the US.
>>61984487yes but i dont bother talking about them here sinec 99% of posters here are illiterate retards
>>61984554Hello
>>61984590It's Iran's strategy. Drag every Muslim into jihad. I'm glad the UK stayed out of this.
>>61984579good. the fuckers cancelled my credit card for no reason they deserve it
>>61984290at <$10 (you won't)
>>61984596the UK is ground zero for jihad in europe retard your capital city is an occupied muslim province
>>61984602We aren't bombing them. Only America will feel the wrath this time.
AL JAZEERA JUST SAID that Iran has issued WARNINGS TO EVACUATE OIL PORTS.
>let china get oil >let india get oilNothingburger confirmed. Withholding the 2% of western ships is negligible
>>61984612How many tankers have crossed the straits?
Al Jazeera just flew over my house
>>61984590I'm kind of surprised they haven't. I figured the colonization of Europe and portions of the US was an open move. Now with this Iran thing isn't exactly making the US look strong.
>>61984620>isn't exactly making the US look strong.They've got no manufacturing base. A humongous debt pile. An idiot in charge and they've just waltzed into a multi generational war they can't win.Understatement of the century.
>>61984620>the colonization of Europe and portions of the US was an open moveyeI reckon that a lot of the reason they haven't is because they are dependent on both the US and Euros for literally everything /but/ OIL. But, that's been changing a lot with shifts toward China and Russia, so perhaps it's largely a matter of progress on that transition.
>>61984590AJE is serious journalism (or was, I admit they are delicately crypto Iran sympathizers now via the Qatari government, but they were the best tv news in the world between 2008-2018)As a legacy of that, they always invite very serious people on and show a wider spectrum of guests.Keep in mind AJ English is a small studio completely distinct from AJ Arabic. Anyway don’t go posting that here, it’s a hidden gem and we don’t need Norman’s ruining it and turning it into another direction brained channel for mental retards.They had the former cia director and Iranian guys on a few days ago. If retards get to knowing about it and France 24 etc they’ll turn it to shit as well.ALWAYS GATEKEEP
>>61984615>50 posts by this id
>>61984590As a follow up supposedly the Egyptians are building up in the Sinai. But that is probably because they fear Israeli incursions if hamas runs into the Sinai to shoot rockets.
>>61984630Yes. I'm watching Wales play Italy. Neither matter.The France England game decides the championship. It starts soon.
who will throw the first nuke?
>>61984632>the EgyptiansOh no.Anyway.
>>61984630are they no-lifers? shills? bots? i can't figure out what compells people to samefag this much
new>>61984638>>61984638>>61984638
>>61984636America. 100%.Ultimately they are cowards. Always have been.
>>61984640>samefagNewfag
>>61984629It's breddy gud for seeing the kinds of things being circulated in the PSYCHES of those outside the tiny handful of ECHO CHAMBERS that feed the COLLECTIVE PSYCHE within the US.>>61984643>cowards*BASED and innit to winnit and will be preserved as the ESCAPE POD NATION in the event that Israel must be evacuated and abandoned.
>>61984647bored poop. give advice how you manage your trading/investment discipline if you're going to spam anyway
>>61984607delusional
>>61984023There was a guy shilling shipping companies because of this guy right? What happened to shipping companies did they moon?
>>61984691He recommendet DHT Holding, a crude carrier shipping company -> -10% over last five daysStar Bulk -> -10%Cosco Shipping -> -3%
