Brief reprieve from pain edition.>Latest developments in Iran warhttps://iran.liveuamap.com/>Some helpful links to numb the painhttps://findahelpline.com/https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/https://www.whitehouse.gov/refundshttps://jlingz.com/>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesprevious smigger thread:
die jannies
op = fag
oil
God bless our troops
Sunday gap up predictions?
>oil
Gas regular unleaded3.45 in central us1 months before this2.60When do people start panic buying Toilet paper again?
>>61982870nothing ever happens. it's still too cheap.
Fun Fact: the suspension of Russian Oil sanctions is technically illegal, as the sanctions are directed by congress, not the executive branch. Bussyent could even get impeached for it.However congress is full of cowardly blackmailed lead poisoned boomers so i wouldn’t hold my breath.Still i thought it would be some food for thought for $OIL gang.
long oil short SPY cheering on the little guy
>>61982856You didn’t even link the last SMG idiot.
>>61982871I guess you're right its pretty close to what it was a few years ago in pricing anyways.
>>61982874>long oil short SPY>cheering on the little guyim shorting both, because the spy is going down right now, but oil will go down laterboth are good shortswhat's even better than that is DRIP, because it's shorting oil companies. oil price will go down, and the US economy will go down. all stocks will get dragged. and the oil stocks will get obliteratedthough shorting oil price directly is also good
everybody talks about the big gambles america made that blew up in there faces, and they did, but nobody talks about the big gambles iran is making that might blow up in their faces (literally and metaphorically). What if America calls their bluff and actually does go all-in? Sure it will be a huge unpopular mess for America but it would mean the complete end of Iran as any sort of unified sovereign state. Trump is gambling his presidency and americas reputation but Iran is gambling with the existence of their entire country. That's kind of insane no?
>>61982856LAST THREAD>>61982016>>61982016
>>61982876it got deleted by jannies.
>we're going to get fpv drone footage of mutts getting blown up in Iran soonblessed timeline
>>61982856last thread:>>61982016>>61982016>>61982016
I just looked at flight prices and I'm legit priced out of traveling. They snuck the 15 minute cities in on a trojan horse.
>>61982892The Trump disaster is spiraling out of control.
>>61982892Should I be shorting airlines?
>gamachan you are so much cuter when you are chubby
>>61982882Trump's presidency didn't have much reputation left before the war, so there's nothing for him to really lose. If anything, he's buying this war at a bargain for the small amount of reputation he had left. Floor is an Epstein distraction, and ceiling is the end of the existential threat of Iran to the global energy supply. Sound bet desu, even if the odds of success were shit
https://x.com/Osint613/status/203244267922987853399% of the weapons we are using on iran are now bombs, not missileswe have officially entered the jdam phase of this strategic bombing campaignNot looking good for the persians!same for the massive strikes on kharg. that is setting the stage for a later invasion.delta force is apparently already in kuwait, and that MEU was redirected today from the pacific, to arrive in 10-14 daysSo we literally just decided to take kharg today, and now we are setting the stage to occupy or invade the islandholy fucking shit this regime is finished. iran will never be the same
>>61982903I'm sure the iranianies are drafting their unconditional surrender as we speak
>>61982899>Trump's presidency didn't have much reputation left before the war, so there's nothing for him to really lose. If anything, he's buying this war at a bargain for the small amount of reputation he had left.true!and the really sick thing about this is, now he is a sitting war president. If it works, then america looks invincible after the special maduro operation. if it fucks up, then he benefits from that anywayNot a good situation for the american people. lot of perverse incentives hereit's called the tail wagging the dog so it's nothing new.
>>61982905>>61982903Eh if not then the iranians will be drafting randoms off of the streets and the parents will be sending their young kids off to the Basij battalions to fend off the americans while they catch the last flights to Russia.
>>61982882>nobody talks about the big gambles iran is making that might blow up in their facesLook at we're talking about it
>>61982905if we control their oil exports, just like venezuela, doesn't that mean the regime is done?if we take kharg then that's it. We basically own themto be fair though, I'm not really how holding the island will work. any american soldiers sitting there will be pummeled by drone and missile strikes, day after day. Are we really going to stay? conquer the island? administer it for the foreseeable future?taking the island will be easy. Sitting on it will require losses every day and week. not sure how that math works out unfortunately
>>61982903yeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh>Vietnam, officially the Socialist Republic of Vietnam (SRV), is a country at the eastern edge of Mainland Southeast Asia.
What should a gangstalked mid 30s person do to get money I have some money saved
>>61982913>>61982914>>>/pol/
>>61982916ID: IOUdebtmaxx 4 lyf
>>61982868OIL yeseverything elseGAP DOWN2 NEGATIVE INTEGERS
They're coming for your boy Apu
>>61982910>Eh if not then the iranians will be drafting randoms off of the streets and the parents will be sending their young kids off to the Basij battalions to fend off the americans while they catch the last flights to Russia.yeah a ground war to take the whole country is really questionableespecially if the rebellion does not materializea special forces operation, on a small island which cannot easily be reinforced, and has immense economic value, would be basically the perfect target.if america is going to do "boots on the ground" then kharg is probably the most likely targetand I really think they are going to do itAnd they made that decision today. That's what the airstrikes were for. so yeah, we are doing boots on the ground. special forces anywayiranians about to get annihilated by delta
>>61982916Get a bunch of credit cards buy gold/silver. If a exchange takes credit cards then do some real gambling and pay it back with your winnings. There's not much you can do if you are a poor fag except for gambling.
>>61982914It ain't fucking Canada, they're not going to apoligizie to you for you breaking into their house and robbing them. I wager quite a lot of them are itching to die over it
>>61982919how fucking dumb are you?POLITICS IS FINANCIAL NOWabsolute fucking retard nigger faggot shut the fuck up>>61982923NOOOO GO BACK TO POL
>>61982924It wont just be the island. They need to clear out the port that they have been bombing the iranian navy in. Its just as much about finishing the war with iran as it is sending a message to China about what might happen to them. Its not going to be limited to delta or even Tier 2 operators like Socom/Rangers.
>>61982925I was surprised they even allow you to buy gold/silver on credit. Maybe a 0apr card if you can.
>>61982928well if someone bakes a pol smg and links it i will
>>61982882>complete end of Iran as any sort of unified sovereign state.This is absolute nonsense as is most of the discourse in /smg/ lately.Boots on the ground is not seriously being considered by either Israel or America. In fact, trump isn't even really willing to risk a ship sinking at this point in time (political suicide)He pushed back today in a radio interview when asked about both regime change and the seizing of the Iranian enriched uranium, two things he previously sought as goals.At the current time, the goal is simply to end the the war on similar terms to the previous peace deal that was discussed, with most of Iranian capacity for major weapons having now been destroyed. Just because you bought the top of oil does not mean Trump/Bibi want to destroy their own political parties.
>>61982928You niggers are going back and forth for half the fucking thread jerking each other off about politics.
>>61982930I am just speculating but some gold shops take it if you go out of your way to buy it in person. 0 APR cards is where its at, i need to call my bank to see if i can buy CD's with them.
>>61982933oh okay let's talk about SOFI or some shit while there's multiple commodity crises developing initiated by nation states going at eachother's balls. ffs kill yourself
>>61982927>It ain't fucking Canada, they're not going to apoligizie to you for you breaking into their house and robbing them. I wager quite a lot of them are itching to die over itFor one thing, we are taking it from "the regime" and liberating it, so they people can benefit from it later. just like with venezuela. and likely cuba.And in any case, it doesn't matter if anyone apologizes or notYou seize kharg and that's it. What are they going to do?Try an amphibious invasion versus the US navy and airforce, and israel's air force?They won't have any ability to take back kharg from delta and what seems to be 2200 marines on the MEU. We probably want way more than that though.>>61982929>It wont just be the island. They need to clear out the port that they have been bombing the iranian navy in.Oh what do you mean?taking the island does shut off 90% of iran's oil exports right?> Its just as much about finishing the war with iran as it is sending a message to China about what might happen to them.correct!> Its not going to be limited to delta or even Tier 2 operators like Socom/Rangers.and you are right about that. it won't so easy as the special maduro operation where you send in few squads of special forces ninjas and have the whole mission done in 90 minutes. It's gonna take way more than that
You know what's funny is that if you just ask a few different AI's for stock advice in response to any economic event, you will probably be able to capture the beta effect of retail investors who use AI for market research for their alpha-seeking.So if you blindly long what these LLM's tell you to, you can probably beat the market by asking it what stocks to buy first.
>>61982932they don't care about midterms, that's why they did this in the first place. it's happening. they want a crisis and drumpf is a useful pawn
>>61982937nonsense /k/fag speculation. the island is not a major point for the launching of drones/missiles (why would it be, its next to a bunch of their oil)and even the rumor that this action might be taken took markets through the floor of a fierce pump today on a Friday no less you're hopevesting in oil.
>>61982928True
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>>61982937All Iran has to do is hit a tanker with one drone Pool's closed
>>61982943its extremely obvious that they both do, s/x/hizo. you clearly did not see bessy get pulled away from that interview and have his ass chewed out when markets dumped yesterday.the level of political illiteracy in favor of ignorant activism in these threads is unreal.
>>61982934I like to buy online, they tend to align better with the spot. It’s been awhile but I’ve used goldsilver in the past. I think the guy that runs it used to do YouTube like Peter schiff.
>>61982937>They won't have any ability to take back kharg from delta and what seems to be 2200 marines on the MEU. We probably want way more than that though.What if they just wait for them to set up camp on the island and then fire a drone swarm at the fuel tanks and burn 1,000 marines alive
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>>61982949better said, war games are financial>>61982952i did see it and i think you are naive for thinking that the entire administration can't be useful idiots
Karaoke night
>>61982959on Oil Island
>>61982856How is this not political when the template has been corrupted at the top and bottom, you faggot retard tranny janny
>>61982960Basically. For whom the bell tolls.
>>61982946>the island is not a major point for the launching of drones/missiles (why would it be, its next to a bunch of their oil)When did I ever say the island would be a place to launch drones from?I said the marines and delta force who invade the island would be getting hit by drones relentlessly, as they try to occupy the island. And that is an absolute fact.>and even the rumor that this action might be taken took markets through the floor of a fierce pump today on a Friday no lessOkay? What does that have to do with anything I said?>you're hopevesting in oil.No, I'm shorting oil.Are you ESL or just purposefully misunderstanding everything I'm saying, then putting words in my mouth I never said?
>>61982954On the shore stood the opposing army with its dense array of armed warriors, while between the ranks dashed women, in black attire like the Furies, with hair dishevelled, waving brands. All around, the Druids, lifting up their hands to heaven, and pouring forth dreadful imprecations, scared our soldiers by the unfamiliar sight, so that, as if their limbs were paralysed, they stood motionless, and exposed to wounds. Then urged by their general's appeals and mutual encouragements not to quail before a troop of frenzied women, they bore the standards onwards, smote down all resistance, and wrapped the foe in the flames of his own brands.
>>61982951>All Iran has to do is hit a tanker with one drone>Pool's closedtrue! which is why this war is really... questionable. for both america and iran. But if we take kharg, then they can't ship out any more BAD GUY OIL.And we basically control their oil supply, just like with venezuela.Iran has the ability to close hormuz. that's true.Do they have the ability to forcefully open it, if america closes it or blockades their shipping? lol noDo they have the ability to forcefully retake kharg island, if america invades it? lol no
>>61982954>>They won't have any ability to take back kharg from delta and what seems to be 2200 marines on the MEU. We probably want way more than that though.>What if they just wait for them to set up camp on the island and then fire a drone swarm at the fuel tanks and burn 1,000 marines aliveyes, that is the problemany american troops on the island will be getting hit by drone strikes constantly.every day and every week, more casualties. to be honest, I'm not sure if the american public are ready to just accept that, as the death toll keeps risingthat's the one flaw with the kharg island invasion planbut uh, it realy looks like we are doing it. and that was decided like, today. on a whim. Now we are doing kharg.
>>61982963The bell actually is tolling for defense contractors.General on TV called LUCAS (reverse engineered shaheed) indispensable today in ongoing ops.Its being confirmed in Iran as it has been in Ukraine, that Zerg spam is the only viable meta in the modern battle field>5million dollar tank: loses to DJI with grenade>3million dollar tomahawk: less valuable that 5 30k LUCAS drones zigzagging >1billion dollar patriot battery: less valuable than a rack of 20k fighter machinegun ammo for intercepting wavesThis doesn't even factor in the fact that now there will be huge investment into laser interception, which costs pennies to fire.Anyone with a brain would be shorting LMT, RTX, etc long term.Some day the meta may change, but right now, its simply zergspam.>(keep in mind Iran/Ukraine have proved how effective these can be when both are retards; imagine how powerful a swarm with real time coordination by Opussy could be)
>>61982971Iran doesn't need to sell oil
Good morning. Yes, Purchasing the oil now... Wery low price, $97/bbl perfect inwestment awerage price sir..
>>61982984maybe try shorting the further out contracts?
>>61982341He's a lot less retarded because the first mass-producer graphene company has more to offer and higher upside than yet another chink crap ai company.
>>61982987>short oil during WW3Are you retarded?
>>61982980It's another Vietnam
>>61982987>maybe try shorting the further out contracts?
>>61982989nigger
>>61982989>>short oil during WW3>Are you retarded?
>>61982990see>>61982932Its not going to be Vietnam.This board wants it to be Vietnam because they want their oil bags pumped.The political reality and the fact that these are democracies makes that impossible both for Trump and Bibi.
Anyone notice how they're not letting WTI go above 100? Like every hour it reaches near 100 then big sell occurs to drop it. It's too consistent as well so someone out there wants to keep it under 100.
>>61983002
>>61983002JP Morgan has been doing this to silver for decades
>>61982999>democracy>vietnam/iraq/afghanistan didn't happen under democracyare you 800 years old or something? i was under the impression this website was tastefully schizo. are these shills or is everyone retreaded?>>61983002blatantly obvious since "very complete, pretty much"
Well Microngods I should have follwoed my plan and thrown 10-40,000 into it at 350 but hindsight is 2020 (2020 is 6 years ago). Looks like it's shooting straight to 500 next week.
>>61983004Did you see tweet how Trump got 10 billion to broker the TikTok deal? Wouldn't be surprised if he's using money he got in his seat to manipulate markets
>>61983002to be fair it is the weekend and that's one of the crypto perp dexes, so it's probably easier to suppress outside of market hours.
>>61983013Wouldn’t surprise me if he’s doing it through a proxy. He got his supporters to buy his retarded trump and Melania coin grift.
>>61983002>Anyone notice how they're not letting WTI go above 100? Like every hour it reaches near 100 then big sell occurs to drop it. It's too consistent as well so someone out there wants to keep it under 100.it's a big round number, and someone will sell when it gets to that levelit's just normal resistance at a big round number
I'm up 33% ytd and I'm long oil
>>61983006Difference is that most people don't take delivery on their silver contracts. If silver does 5x in a month its a curiosity, if oil does that its the fucking end times.
>>61983004Everyone manipulates oil to go down during war. You have to
>>61983023>I'm up 33% ytd and I'm long oil
>>61982999>our democracy
>>61983029I'm up 434% past 5 years and I'm short SPY
>I'm up 33% ytd and I'm long oilYes sir best inwestment commodity... It will not dump at 18:00 New Delhi time promise sir..
>>61983029KEEKZ
>>61982882>What if America calls their bluff and actually does go all-in? I mean any capitulation is going to result in the end of the Iranian regime as we know it so it really makes no difference to themthis is the fundamental miscalculation between Venezuela and Iran the retards in DC made. despite all the bullshit of Maduro the people inclined to try to violently overthrow the regime emigrated or were cowed, so she realized they could give themselves a golden parachute.the Iranian elite just a month prior united in a massive killing spree of over 30k protestors and fundamentally know that if they cuck out they are all getting lynched in the streets. so they have zero incentive not to just go full madman like they've been doing. like what's trump going to do? kill them? they're on the way to that if they give in regardless
>>61982980there's a lot of really good weapons systems, but drones are a new factor and the west is both less capable and more vulnerable making it a major concern. this isn't an attrition war however, and even if it was iran doesn't have sufficient drones to win one. drones aren't missiles though, they've already developed high tech and effective countermeasures to superior technology. the answer to drones will be an easier problem, it's more logistical and tactical than anything, you have limited space for weapons platforms and the tradeoffs are cruise missiles, existing point defense systems, aegis missiles, etc, which are still very effective, china has a lot of missiles too. basically we have invested in an invasion force, maximum firepower/mass ratio, drones don't make sense for our arsenal and objectives, at least not enough to upend strategy, but drone countermeasures increasingly do.
>futures
>>61983037exactly how many drones do they have, how many can they manufacture a day, and at their current burn rate, how many days left can we expect before iran is completely demilitarized?
>>61983039hmmm yes post >futures after close thatll get me some clout
>FUTAS
>>61983043gemini said they're essentially depleted, have no ability to manufacture, and might have as many as 500 in dispersed locations. talking about the shahed drones not your radio shack drones.
>>61983048That's nice sweety.
It's all über fucked beyond recognition
>bonds>just bonds
>>61983056>fucked*COOKEDINDEEDthe only variable will betha RATE of IT'S OVER speed.
>>61983058>OIL>& BOIL
>>61983056That’s all part of the plan.
>>61983058i'm thinking it's not until oil starts collapsing or the yen starts behaving classic risk offeither way i'll be getting heemed alongside brutha
>>61983058Nobody is going to buy your junk bonds unless Mr. Jerome starts increasing rates. Mrs. Jerome you need to blue ball your husband.
>>61983057The echoes through private equity worry me more than war or oil mooning. Might be time to cash up and stop watching the markets for a while.
>>61983056it's the same as it ever was
Bobos win
>One of the orders is aimed at easing access to mortgage credit and directs the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau to tailor mortgage rules to make it easier for smaller banks to “facilitate more affordable lending,” according to a White House fact sheet. It also calls for bank regulators to revise guidance to focus on “prudent underwriting” and to support construction lending by community banks.Trump engineering another housing crash by doing the same thing that Clinton did that helped create the the subprime mortgage crisis
>>61983075a lot of people got cheap mortgages once the finance niggering ceased. Either create housing or have no loyal goy cattle and they are already 10 years behind. GenZ is basically a dead generation.
sum bout me I like lil Caesars
>>61983075https://prospect.org/2026/03/09/trump-federal-reserve-silicon-valley-bank-collapse/MOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAARRRR>>61983081nobody even needs more housing inventory. we just need the market to clear over the next couple years without anybody doing some faggot political intervention to save face. god fucking forbid
>>61983084hell yea brother
>>61983075whatever happened to that fannie mae baggie? did he take the loss?
>>61983075Another reason to WY.In spite of the price decline there has been essentially straight line accumulation for the past two months. In addition the stand to benefit from some new tariffs on Asian wood which effectively bans it from the market, and they are the most pure domestic play. Majority of my folio is short term calls. A/D is divergent with price thanks to oil schizo nonsense but price will correct at least 2$ to the upside short term. And the price action makes it obvious folks are moving in, big fellas.
>>61983086>two more yearsget a grip, political intervention is the only thing that will fix this and it needs to happen yesterday.
>>61983091SHEEEEEEEEEEEEIIITTTthat hits TOO DEEPrite thereKEEEKZZZNow i need to find somebody to go pick some of that CRAZY BREAD for me ASAP. It's been maybe a year or moar since I had any. Might get one of those dirt cheap greasy ass PIZZAS too.
>got stopped out of SOXS>rage-reenter>seems to be workingApparently tilt fueling your trading decisions is good for you
>>61983100there's better things that could be done but ultimately there is no problem here that time won't solve. doing nothing but wait is admittedly mediocre at absolute best. the house right across the street from me has been vacant for over three years and the next door house next to my mom was similar for two years. problem is asking the political structure to do something is similar to shooting a bottle rocket into your own bellybutton
>>61983099Kinda dumb to be in home building right now, demand is going to the shitter. We are in a depression scenario. Credit has been too cheap for too long, banks have been running on a 0% reserve rate for 6 years now. Too many overpriced houses bought, rolling over negative equity to 90k pickup trucks, cheap credit with 0apr cards everywhere to roll over debt. High energy prices always pops the bubble. Just ride the wave down and buy back in after crabbing for a few years. Boomers are going to loose their ass, but that may be the only way to transfer the wealth down.
>>61983068Can you afford to stay away from markets tho?
>>61983115just talked my mom down from buying more real estate today. we are not at peak boomer.
I've made like 15k this year by selling covered calls alone
>>61983119We passed peak as soon as trump went to war, what have you been smoking? Crazy bread?
>>61983115If only, they'll find some way to keep this bullshit going
>>61983109>there's better things that could be done but ultimately there is no problem here that time won't solve.My parents have been saying regarding housing prices "they'll come down eventually" since 2019. I will admit, I am still learning about mortgage dynamics but there is basically no off-ramp that doesnt rape regular people thoroughly.
>>61983115>Too many overpriced houses bought, rolling over negative equity to 90k pickup trucksYes.Well actually I sell those pickups and roll that for them.What you fail to understand is, Americans do not go backwards anymore. Every attempt I make to try to talk customers into buying with their head is frustrated. Every time I try to talk them down a trim level they refuse.It's different from 08 because the intent is not to scam anyone/use these things as investments to play hot potato with. They are willingly and against advice of counsel, selling themselves into slavery. I have an appointment in 8 hours for a dude who wants to roll 15k into a lease.In a very literal sense, they simply want to own nothing and be happy.
>>61983121Works out pretty well when the market refuses to go higher
>>61983118My labor outperforms my investments anyhow, I'll just suffer 50 years of labor and die a broken tradie. Go on without me
>>61983126They will trot to manipulate the markets for as long as they can, they’ve pulled every level they can at this point. Look at any recession, it’s tied to bad monetary policy and high energy prices kicks everything off.>>61983131We are used to life being great, and the market ALWAYS going up. When people become complacent that’s when they lose their ass. The amount of boomers on HELOC loans is insane, what happens when your house isn’t worth shit anymore and the bank doesn’t have their collateral? I remember they talked to some people that grew up during the depression and they basically said it sucked but they just didn’t buy as much much and were on a tighter budget. They got used to living with less.
>>61983135Stocks were also dogshit for like 20+ years after the 29 crash.
>>61983099Why not something like WFG if you want exposure to lumber?
grok pull up the demographic pyramid>>61983142from CoT, specs are really short lumber right now desu. good contrarian setup
>>61983135>trottry>>61983138With the internet and tech we have today, not to mention assets that we already have(cars, houses, interstates, infrastructure), it’s all already been built. I don’t think it will be as long, more of a wealth transfer/reset(not in some gay commie way).
>>61983135at least my anecdote harmonized with realitylay off the crazy bread.
>>61983147ayyyyyy
everyone's so negative... and the facts are always wrong. what ai are you guys using to get your news?
>>61983154Inflation from oil prices haven’t kicked in yet bro. That’s when prices go up, people start losing their jobs and can’t pay their mortgages. Then your house falls in value. Were you even alive for 08?
>>61983148i agree just wild to think about
