Strait Of Hormuz-hen>Latest developments in Iran warhttps://iran.liveuamap.com/>Some helpful links to numb the painhttps://findahelpline.com/https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/https://www.whitehouse.gov/refundshttps://jlingz.com/>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratespreviously on /smg/ >>61986713
Houthis gonna close the red sea. Get ready for another drawdown all week
Donnie really went full retard for Judea
First for oil crashing
Pool is open. Sort of.
>>61987991If the Treasury is playing paper games yes. But that will end in disaster. That Soviet tier price intervention.It won't work. There will be massive physical shortages
>>61988001All in on Playboy (how do they still exist?)
hoes will always exist and all men need to nut
>ides of march
MUniggers what's our strategy for next week?If the earnings go well, do we sell before the weekend and lock in the profits then wait for reentry or do we hold throughout the month?
>>61988013Might be breaking the pattern here with a 4 week streak.
>gook stock market is ruled by shamans who do obscure rituals behind the scenes to manipulate stock prices I found the /smg/ official webtoon
> futures
>>61988020If there's a pump into earnings I'm writing covered calls for Friday otherwise I will just keep holding
>>61987994It’s so obvious physical price paid by actual tankers is $115-135. It’s like if gas futures to fill up your damn car were trading at $3, but you know damn well you’re paying more at the pump. The paper contracts will catch up to that by the end of the month. That’s without shit getting worse too.
the dot plots are going to be extremely bearish. save yourself sellllllllll.
>>61988030hey grok what is contango and backwardation
>>61988020MU is a retard play, there is shortages in petrochemicals for upstream production supplies. Throw on top of that AI falling apart and they are going to be unable to fulfill purchase orders. The circular lending jerkoff is collapsing as we speak.
futanaris looking big and girthy today.
Henlo frens, I used my comfy fat oil divies to go skiing this weekend. I could't follow the news. Did based Iran do some chimpout this weekend to make me able to retire this monday?
did anything happen this weekend? I haven't really followed the news
>>61988037did you lose your job to ai
>>61988029Yeah I'm leaning towards holding too>>61988037>AI falling apartYeah, just like the steam engines fell apart during the industrial revolution
>>61988020I'd bust her SK Hymen, if you know what I mean
>>61988020She has great empanadas, would eat
>>61988047US bones Iran oil island, Iran then boned a UAE oil port. Trump plans to send 5000 Marie’s to an island full of oil tanks that is essentially a bomb. How will 5000 body bags affect the market?
>>61988047Trump threatened to bomb and invade the one island Iran is using to sell 90% of their oil and they don't have any alternatives. He kinda could've done so at the start..
>futures
>>61988047>Netanyahu posted from some coffee shop, he's alive and has 5 fingers on each hand.>Bitcoin is trending slightly positive. >Fires at Fujairah oil terminal in UAE have been extinguished and it is operational again. >Iran missile barrages on Israel getting weaker, the warnings are being relaxed and some return to workplaces and schools will happen
>>61988045BeautySwiss?
>>61988048No, faggot. Industrial automation/maintenance.>>61988049You’re in denial, I’ll wait until you are in the anger faze posting red wojaks and thinking about suicide.
>>61988056man crabs are so cool
>>61988056>tfw when tsa finds my crab luggage
>>61988067>You are advised to tip TSA agents with 10 or 20$ grocery vouchers because they're currently working with out pay
>>61988064HPE just said the memory shortage will last a lot longer than expected
>>61987993/biz/ idea: coffin shaped oil barrels
LAMO AT OILTHEY DONT WANT IT TO BE LIKE LAST WEEK WHEN IT WAS AT 117 OVERNIGHT
>>61988063France. Though Switzerland is just a few kilometers away on the left, I crossed the border through the slopes, was comf.Incredible how the phone carrier change the very moment I cross the border. Not 500m in, not 100m in, but literally 1m in. How the fuck do they even do that.
>>61988060>Iran missile barrages on Israel getting weakerThey went from launching over 350 ballistic missiles and 700 drones on the first day to barely 25 ballistic missiles and 70 drones yesterday. It's a meme war at this point. I wouldn't be surprised if Kharg island gets completely annexed or held hostage as part of negotiations. >>61988064You're FOMOing into another FOTM "investment" instead of going along with the biggest technological shift in the last 500 years.
>>61988064so you're afraid of losing your job to ai and now spend all your free time shilling against it on an obscure pedo cartoon forum
>>61988075
>>61988075theres gonna be a big move at futa open, dunno which way, but its gonna be a big dildo
>>61988069What happens in someone's head to keep working a job when they're not getting paid.
>>61988047Everyone was convinced Bibi was dead all weekend with millions of people on /x/itter posting it, but he is alive thank god, so we're not terminally locked in to a forever war which we would have been if Iran martyred him.Trump said some things, as we know he's effectively telling everyone nothing he says is going to mean anything, and that they should stop asking he's not going to talk about his plans.The only real interesting thing is that Trump has been basically absent all day today and hasn't tweeted in over 24 hours. Perhaps he is in negotiations.It is the right time for it, Israel says it is about to call up half a million reservists to move into Leb. This would naturally be (one) of the times to make a deal.
>winter weather advisory until Tuesday >The ides of MarchBIZTRADOMIS DAMN YOUUUUUUUUUUU
>>61988077Not saying AI isn’t the solution, the buildout happened too fast, the Middle East money financing buildouts can’t sell their oil and is during up. If you look at the dot com bubble, companies went broke laying fiber cable and building data center. Yes they finished building out that shit years later after the market crashed, but it had to crash first.
its over>Israeli Channel 14: U.S. preparations for a ground operation in Iran
>>61988084If you think talks are even ongoing you're legitimately braindead.
>>61988088market bottom is in, this is where it gets bullish
>>61988088oh nooooo.... who would have thought. this comes as a total surprise.
>>61988078Until they have Tesla robots that can physically troubleshoot a control cabinet, its safe bro. The shit is specialized and highly proprietary, AI doesn’t have access to that training data. It’s more blue collar than anything.
>>61988088I'm glad this is about america first. checked
>>61988094we're in the utter infancy of ai and it's already replacing massive swaths of workforces in nearly every industry
>>61988088I unironically think that Trump attacking Iran is a good thing even if he fumbled the execution but anyway MIGAtards got played hard lmao
>>61988001>Alibabalooks more or less cheap on paper, I may buy some
>>61988100I just said, AI robots aren’t here yet faggot. At that point everyone is doomed.
>>61988088would be hilarious if when trump said "this is over now" he meant it and just pulled everything out of the region and back all the way home to america
>>61988030It’s silver all over again.
>>61988101I agree, dead ZOGbots are always a good thing :3Bullish for coffin sized American Flag factories in China.68 Minutes until oil trading opens smiggers, my foresight is telling me gap down hard form a local bottom at $94 then spikes over $105 until the treasury short comes in later in the day.
>>61988010How to invest in hoes? I'm having trouble securing physical delivery
we're down to five /smg/swill stocks start going back up soon?
>>61988088> am positioned accordingly
>>61988101>MIGAHow does it feel to be obsessed with Israel?
>>61988088Unironically the best move now. The good thing about landing on Iran is that IN THEORY you don't actually have to go inland. Kharg Island and parts of the coast basically secure the entirety of the gulfMaybe the airstrikes were always a pretext for softening up their assets for a landing?
>>61988100> already replacing massive swaths of workforces in nearly every industrycitation needed
>>61988106someone moderately trained in any field armed with ai needs no robots
>>61988122>that one guy who hasn't read the news at any point for the past few years once to explain away reality with their schizo off meds induced delusions
>>61988113onlyfans donos
>>61988122AI self driving cars are going to replace all trucks on the road by 2020, there's an endless amount of articles about it just use google
>>61988129do onlyfans chicks put out? what would an onlyfans chick charge me to make some content with her
>>61988133some whores do gangbangs with their subs
>>61988131they already are Uber hails driverless in some locales
>>61988128No, I'm the guy who reads all the annual reports and listens the calls of the companies I hold and I'm interested in, and not a single one has said they're reducing personnel because of AI. And you're the retard parroting AI propaganda.
>>61988125Do you know how expensive downtime is at some plants, every minute could be costing the company hundreds of thousands of dollars. Yeah that what’s apprentices are for, they learn the role under someone with experience. Also safety is big, you can’t just hire any retard that kill get himself electrocuted or his fingers ripped off, happens every day.
Feels like most people ITT can't read period. Pretending after a decade of Ukraine war that some golemarines can just set foot in Iran and not be tiktok suicide videos.Either Trump is dumber than anticipated or he's just been told by Bibi to sacifice 5000 meatbags to rile up the Americans for a full invasion.
>one hour until oil futures openI'm scared bros
>>61988141claim one thing do another and other such a Jewish tricks
>>61988001anyone gonna buy oklo after the earnings dump?
>>61988146oil is currently crashing
If futures open positive, its unironically over.
>>61988142anyone moderately trained becomes an expert when theyre behind a good set of ai tools
>>61987969>YOU MANIACS!
is we gettin circuit breakered this year
>>61988162Question is when not if.
>>61988047usa blew up iran refineries on kharg island so iran blew up some oil refineries in iraq, israel, uae, and somewhere else i forget.
your pre-market cope is in bros...
Everyone is either saying ai is a bubble or its going to replace all the jobs. Is the answer just somewhere in the middle like increased productivity allowing for 3 day weekends?
>>61988047also ukikes blew up another russian refinery again
>>61988170the latest headline on WSJ says no gas price relief in weeks
>>61988056How the fuck are arachnophobes not also freaked out by these things?
>>61988170>as soon asno countries are interested, it wont happen, orange nigga is desperate for markets to stop dumping
>>61988172Currently AI is a novelty. It doesn't increase productivity. The bullish case is for some other functionality to emerge from AI.
>>61988096it unironically is youre just too dumb to understand
>>61988160AI is going to make you a good pipefitter, millwright, carpenter, electrician? That’s physically labor bro.
THA FUTAS ARE COMING>THA FUTAS ARE COMINGTHA FUTAS ARE COMING>THA FUTAS ARE COMINGTHA FUTASARECOMING
>>61988170Everyone already laughed at him and said no.
>>61988170I wont feel safe buying again until we have a ball marines on blargh island
>>61988170coalition where, michael?
>>61988154Post source or graph
>>61988170It can't be the best they have this late in the day? I was expecting much more effort than this?
>>61988189The island is basically a giant bomb, how does body bags effect the market when Iran bombs it.
>>61988170Well that's not a good look.>>61988193Lmao
>>61988170The reddit coalition?
>>61988195>https://www.ig.com/uk/indices/markets-indices/weekend-oil---us-crude
>>61988183I'm trying to do nofap please don't tell me about futas cumming
>>61988154Weekend has been 100-104 range all weekend. Is that a crash?
>>61988197Body bags are unironically made of oil.
>>61988201holy shit it's over 10 g's a barrel we're all doomed
>>61988203its crashing dude
>>61988197
Oh fuck oilbros. Newt has a plan.
>>61988195Apparently this is a crash on low volume weekend futa.
I wish that I could turn back time...
>>61988208Someone appears to be trying to push it under $100 but so far is failing.
>>61988208fr fr no cap
>>61988170This shit is actually vexing me today. They aren't even trying with their lies and bullshit anymore. I demand better for my taxes.
>>61988215old niggas playing sim city 2000 be like
>>61988170US WONT be announcing a coalition if the only navies sending ships are the Sri Lankan and Cambodian navies.
>>61988215>someone actually had to draw that shit
>>61988216its bouncing back now... weekend market still +4% so puts us over 100 easily
>>61988225>Sri Lankan and Cambodian naviesPlease let this happen.
Futes
>>61988209kek
is weaponized government persecution of america first patriots by kikes bullish or bearish for america
The Lincoln carrier group retreated from 350km to 1100km from Iran's coast, yet they are still trying to make people believe there will be naval escorts through the strait of Hormuz
I hate how the entire stock market is influenced by literal screenshot x twitter posts that is made to be bait for retards on /pol/I wish this was pre-2018 at least, or fucking pre 2016t.gen x
>>61988216>futa new 4chan slang just dropped? because otherwise I dont know how this relates to girl cock.
>>61988238
Just ordered a KFC should be here before the oil market opens
>>61988239yeah markets are so fake and gay these days
Feeling pretty tipsy off one Mikes hard
>>61988236who even is this kike whore? she occasionally appears on my feed with the absolute worst takes
>>61988201>>61988216It's higher than Fridays close, on the weekend How is this crashing
I'm starting to think that riding this out doing nothing was a mistake.>>61988027Turtles are opportunistic carnivores. >>61988215I will never escape this song:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0k5DQ3OPeg
>>61988242real
>>61988243Based and bucket pilled Bullish for Yum! Brands
>>61988244What are you talking about? You could barely find legit info back then, all you had was MSM shilling. Tune into Jim Cramer bro.
>>61988243>Just ordered a KFC should be here before the oil market opens2 questions for you:1. KFC is delivered fresh and hot?2. how much time until markets open?
>>61988235Utter nonsense. They don't dare move closer than 750 miles with the most powerful warships afloat.As if a few destroyers can just go steaming up the strait to bring a hundred commercials out.Absolute codswallop.
>>61988243Doing your bit for grease prices?
Rate hike at the FOMC.
>>61988235real
>>61988250I never said it was crashing. I just supplied a chart and link someone requested.Forgive my kindness.
movie about the 5000 dead cunts already being pitched atmblockbuster 2031
How bad will this open be?
oil opens in 20 minutes
>>61988215Lol.I got to meet him once, a friend of mine new the guy running his prez campaign.We then watched him talk and he spoke to a bunch of rednecks about the future of america being space colonization.Guys a bit of a clueless redditor geek, but no so bad. I will say his hand felt like the hand of a human, as opposed to Mitt Romney who's handshake feels like a dried rattlesnake coiling around your palm.
>>61988277Equivalent to your mother's cooking.
>>61988283Time to make a lovely cup of tea.
>21 more minutes
>strait of hormuz
>>61988235How is anyone going to get hopium from this when everyone knows it's going to be Europe, MAYBE Korea and Japan, Canada and Australia. How does this even solve the insurance problem that the US navy couldn't fix?>>61988236It was funny when she recently went to India to shill for money on stage after deleting all her anti-Indian content and then some dude sat there reading it to her in front of everyone.>>61988243God bless you for doing your part anon.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4T8FiAqD4nA
Strait of Hormuz updatehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0SELRtaciaI>Hormuz still mostly closed (3 ships per day moving through compared to 138/day average, most traffic is Iranian crude)>12 non-Iranian ships (10 Greek, 2 Chinese) ships have crossed since the start of the conflict>GNSS/AIS (navigation) interference still happening>No incidents in the past 72 hours>Critical risk in the gulf and near SOH, high risk level regionally>No confirmation of mining>Gerald R Ford carrier mission in the Red Sea is likely tasked with defending the Saudi Yanbu oil relief line>International coalition to escort convoys through the SOH has failed to materialize>2 out of 3 of America's LCS anti-mine ships are not in the region, they are currently in Malaysia idle, likely to link up with the amphibious assault group being mobilized from Japan.>Political leadership is not pursuing pre-written war-plans in case Iran closes the Strait of Hormuz, they are planning to deal with Iran's military and the SOH crisis sequentially rather than in a combined effort.>Insurance issue is solved, traffic can flow even under fire if the US can prove the strait is not mined or threatened by sending warships through>The point being that, if the US is afraid to its warships through, the risk level is obviously extremely high for unarmed tankers and cargo ships.
>>61988235>>61988261The best part is, if, and that's a big if, there's z coallition, it's not to escort ships next weekend or some shit. They'll only agreed to escort AFTER the Iranian coasts are secured. Which is the most critical piece of information Trump and his cronies are omissing just to desperately pump the markets.This is so fucking sad at this point. Oh, and what's more sad is how the clown market will buy it.
>>61988283Slight pullback to 150
>
>>61988231>>61988277>>61988283>>61988291
jim cocksucking cramer better not jinx this with a gay tweet like "I have a feeling oil isn't going below $70 anytime soon"
Why is Bitcoin Technology Computers mooning?
Oil up or down what you saying?
Who cares about this oil futures shit march madness bracket is about to drop in 20 mins
>>61988317Up.
>>61988317
Countries most exposed to LNG shortages in Asia
>>61988317volatile open, settles around 103 about 5 mins after
>>61988319Then down?
More timed fud.
>>61988326More up.
>>61988324>net trade balance of natural gasDoes this mean LNG or all natural gas?China gets only half of its natural gas imports as LNG, the other half is piped.
keep your crude and dead flowersgive me something affected by both
>>61988339Natural gas
>>61988170>ahahahacoalition partner>kosovo>belarus>liberia
>>61988317down short term to bait the goys and then sharply up when the jewish spells wear off
>>61988344Useless graphic then. Piped gas is essentially a separate market from LNG and is not affected
>>61988345>kosovoWhat
>>61988348this. Retail Traders will finnick like the retards they are. Then regret it and it will go up to $150 a barrell by fridayThe houthi's are gonna closing the red sea any minute.
5 minutes
>>61988352Seems like the US will lead a gang of freaks into the Hormuzzy. This is by far the most entertaining war I know of. It's a clown show.
5 MINUTES
We just need to realize Iran has the oil market in a checkmate and there is full all we can do about except let prices rise so domestic producers who process shale and what not can ramp up production. Just accept $6 a gallon gas and move on. We cannot be fighting a war based on where traders think a line on a chart is going. This is fucking retarded. If we aren't prepared for consequence we need to just stop and leave Israel to finish it
>>61988365No we should let prices drop so then everyone has enough oil and Iran won’t have as much a valuable bargaining chip
so is this a clown market, or schizo market?
5 MINUTES UNTIL NIGGER OIL
>>61988365Can't Bibi has HD video of Trump raping his own daughter.
>>61988340If you're looking for rubber. AEP farms rubber alongside it's palm oil. >https://www.angloeastern.co.uk/
Thread themehttps://youtu.be/CIrvSJwwJUE?si=avWNxcsThdEn0FuK
In around 5 minutes when the Asian markets open up, oil is going to GIGA. I can't say as to what happens next, whether it stays there, whether is goes to $xxx.xx, whether WWE starts, etc.but what I do know is that it will gigamoon. CTC anons, it's already started. Make sure to get your longs placed so (You) can make it. Probably last chance to make it. Don't miss out. Screenshot this. Only time I'm gonna say it.
>>61988345He can ask his bored of peace allies perhaps?
>>61988379
Dinosaur sloo
>>61988369yeah ok good luck finding 20% more oil in the next 90 days at a lower production price you stupid faggot.
Can someone explain the ramifications of all this shit with Iran in terms of how it will affect our economy?
waiting
>LiveSquawk>@LiveSquawk·>7m>Trump Admin Plans To Announce Coalition To Escort Ships Through Strait Of Hormuz – WSJThe war was already won, wtf
>>61988390Shit's fucked.
1 MINUTE>1 MINUTE1 MINUTE>1 MINUTE1 MINUTE>1 MINUTE1 MINUTE>1 MINUTE
>>61988363Hard to do if not even a US carrier group thinks its safe to go within 1000km of Iran's coastline>>61988242
>>61988394That's a man.
WTFWT>WTFWTWTFWT>WTFWTWTFWT>WTFWT
The future is now
>>61988395I hope it's deep there. would suck if sunken ships blocked it.
I don’t expect it do drop on iea news
weekend cfd markets called the open near perfectly
>>61988390>Higher gas pricesLess eating outLess consumer spendingLess bill payingLess car larger sellsHigher food, Higher everythingIts basically 2008 on steroids. It will pop several bubbles in the economy. Alot of people think the housing market was why 2008 happened, it wasnt. That bubble could of went on for years longer and worked itself out. It was high oil in the first quarter of 2008. Gas was $5 a gallon...It broke the consumer
its not real as you dont look, just a reminder.
Im ready
>101 GAP AND CLIMBING
it's over
>>61988327its so oobvious they rlease this bullshit trying to influence the markets by tricking boomertard fund managers
OIL DUMPINGLMAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Silver and gold baggies on suicide watch
>oil barely over $100It’ll be in the $80s tomorrowYou lost
>>61988390black goo go upinflation go upenergy go upfedman rate go upAI cost go upcost to finance company growth/expansion go upall this until black goo go up so much that no one can afford any of the above then recession go BRRR
>>61988390It won't. Focus more on interest rates, unemployment. Wars are just a part of the economy, have been for a long time.
$103
TUMBLING DOWN
>>61988422Correct IF the supply of oil isn’t affected too badly
>WTI DOWN>BRENT UP????????
seems kinda flat
>>61988390it will reindustrialize america and fuck over the chinks and the rest of asia. bearish for short term like ripping off a bandaid but bullish long term after we destroy asias industrial base and it moves back to america
>>61988175Crabs don't weave webs that you can accidentally run into headfirst when you're taking out the trash at night.
>Gap up open>Short it down>Buy back at 97Jews are so predictable
>oiltards were wrong again
>release fud>still goes up
>>61988433milk
Anytime have a guess of how long this rate hike cycle will last and how high they can go?Inflation is already high so my instinct is that they will have to hike aggressively, but Trump is as dovish as they come and will demand lower rates
>>61988431Some Anon actually called that it would open flat as a loli and screencap it.
>oil stable at 100 and climbingits fucking overi'm selling Monday and going cash
...thats it?
>>61988440trump is not dovish stop falling for the reality show. the entire point of spiking oil is to inducce inflation so rates can be hiked
>>61988430both up ~1.5% on my screen
A moment of silence for the geniuses who shorted oil in a worsening oil crisis.
>>61988378This is a commodities thread:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ofrqm6-LCqs
It's over for Japan
neon green by open
>>61988441ToT>futas
Its over
>>61988449As well as those who bought into tech
HOLD THE LINE OILMARINES
>>61988390>>61988432High LNG price is going to fuck over UK, EU, SK and JP industry.China is probably the most insulated of all. They use relatively little oil for energy. They use little natural gas in their electric grid. They produce most of their hydrogen industrial feedstock by using coal rather than by using natural gas.
>>61988440fed cycles last for as long as the aggregate gdp-weighted duration is in credit markets, which is basically 3-5 years. but this time corpos didn't get a chance to gorge on low-to-no interest debt to last them through so they're fucked regardless
All the indian fud for that?
>>61988407>Higher profits for renewables>Faster deployment of EVs>Weapons stocks continue to moon>Divvies>Non-gulf oil producersYou just need to use your imagination, Anon.
>101.5uh oh>>61988450comfy
>>61988463Bring out the Houthis!
>>61988464Also, only about 1/4 of China's natural gas comes from LNG anyway
>>61988436silvertards rebranded themselves as oiltards i think
Oil
>>61988442compared to last week this is pretty much a nothingburger, on friday alone it was up 3%
Don’t know how to feel about pic related
>>61988463
>>61988477america have won the war twice more since markets closed friday and it's just kept going up
>oil is under 120
>>61988464and who are chinks going to sell to when everyone else is in recession? you think coal prices will stay the same when the rest of the world bids it up in search of cheaper alternatiaves to oil? what do you think plastic chinkshit is made out of? you think plastic is made from coal? lol
we're supposed to get relief, Trump said Iran wants to talk and Iran says non-US affiliated ships can pass
>>61988464It's funny how the pressure of the US being able to sever oil imports at any moment has made them the most able to weather the storm.I'm currently deep in Malaysia which is set-up to profit from this. I'd say that ASEAN stocks generally are comfy if you don't mind the swings and China exposure.
>>61988488lmao
I think im about to get fired from work...I told a co-worker i was saving up for the SpaceX ipo, then someone else said "really youre going to give that nazi fuck money?" and stormed out
>>61988467
>>61988496Just tell him Musk is the leading enterprenuer in saving the planet and ending global warming. I mean..he kinda is.
>>61988488>Trump said
Well, /smg/?
>>61988496Elon is having some money issues, he used Xai to bail out X, and he is try to use spaceX to bail out Xai.
watching the biggest cope red candle on oil from that wsj emergency article. Yep, our navy will protect the ships. Everything's fine. Sell.
>>61988488>non-US affiliated ships can passIf they pay in RMB, lol
>>61988488trump said the war was over 10 days. Since then 14 tankers have been blowing up 2 countries have shut off all oil productiontrump is personally investing in these markets. He is literally manipulating for his own gain
don't worry guys, they planned for this, it's all under control
>>61988513I mean I think he's more invested in public opinion and every single move is hitting the ball to keep it in the air.
>>61988511We have Saudi Aramco buying counter-drones from Ukraine, and then we have these fuckers at the administration telling every lie they can think of to say everything is fine with gullible boomers gobling them up like good sperm and making the market pump.It's incredible how well it works.For fucks sake, you have an oil company LITERALLY arming themselves. How the FUCK is that fine.
The age of gold and silver is over
>>61988519Caine 100% told him before the operation that it would be a mistake because of the SOH issue
>>61988445Ok, so then how many of you think Trump is secretly hawkish?
kek
>>61988521>deportations are not popular..we gotta stop em>$5 a gallon is a great ideaYou have to Accept the fact he is retarded and has no idea what he is doing, as Tucker has repeatedly said
>>61988528100%. A lot of signs are pointing towards Trump not actually believing that Iran would go after civilian shipping which is almost too retarded to believe, even for Trump.
>>61987969>futures
>>61988526>you have an oil company LITERALLY arming themselvesIt's the future of my dreams. It's hilarious. I love the new meta. What's even better is that this is just the beginning, imagine the AI slop we'll face in 5 years whilst starving "Food is more abundant than ever, all hail JPMorgan".
>>61988534Trust the Plan™
>>61988528since they didn't close it back in 2024 and 2025 I guess they thought they wouldn't close it this time as well, wishful thinking is not good for military planning
>>61988506>no shots in the backUnrealistic AI shit
Another week of people here violently screaming every time oil goes up or down a dollar, uh?
>>61988551>since they didn't close it back in 2024 and 2025 I guess they thought they wouldn't close it this time as well, wishful thinking is not good for military planningWhen you go for regime change they pull out cards you only use in the case of existential threats
>>61988553Nothing else matters. If it rockets up it's the great depression baby!
>>61988535JD Vance can't run fast enough away from Trump betraying his base, he's gonna get dragged down with him. I'm investing in a dem sweep, which means unlimited brown people and welfare for the next 6 years.Long FAANG and goyslop corpos for the next decade.
>>61988486>who are chinks going to sell to when everyone else is in recession?China is not immune, just probably the most insulated among major economies.>you think coal prices will stay the same when the rest of the world bids it up in search of cheaper alternatiaves to oilCoal is not an immediate substitute to oil. A machine that runs on oil will usually not run on coal. Oil not widely used in electric generation anymore. To use coal for transport requires huge electrification investments that take years, or huge investments in coal liquefaction that also takes years.>you think plastic is made from coalIt can be. I think China is the global leader in coal-to-alkene capacity.Higher oil price will hurt the petrochemical industry, but it hurts everyone equally, so there is no competitive advantage provided to anyone.
>>61988519Unbelievable, even for orange man.
>>61988553and I wouldn't want it any other way
>Trump said>According to Secretary of Energy>*BREAKING NEWS* SCOTT FAGSENT JUST TWEETED>US OFFICIALS ARE NOW SAYING>SNEEDCOM JUST REPORTED>TRUMP JUST NOW ON A CNN CALL Holy fuck just nuke this administration from orbit
>>61988527I've heard that one before.
>>61988558That's why every institution is attempting to collude on keeping it down. Markets will capitulate eventually. Maybe. If de-facto autocracy doesn't kick in.
Oiltards are going to to seethe when it dumps at open
>>61988546Kek, not bad. Meanwhile when I try to make anything with ai it turns out like shit. And now it costs me $700 to buy a new external hdd. Gay.
>>61988571Oh I forgot to mention>All this 30 milliseconds before open
>>61988143>Either Trump is dumber than anticipatedIs such a thing possible? The bar keeps going lower and lower.
>>61988577>he thinks the price of oil is going to be affected by retail traders with $500 in the stock marketNgmi
>>61988571an orange retard just flew over my house
>>61988560I dont think JD can run far enough away here to save himself
>>61988579Exactly. This behavior should be a huge red flag to any investors. Manipulation on this level is hiding HUGE weakness in the markets.
>>61988586not what he meant, retard-kun
>>61988488>Trump saidisnt there someone he forgot to ask?
>>61988586>retailNigga retail will be the bagholdersJust like last week
>>61988143>Muh UkraineThe US is orders of magnitude more capable than the retard shithole Russia, it can very credibly just drive to Tehran and fucking take it over. It is within the US military's capability to do this.It is ONLY not going to be done because it would devolve into another Iraq tier shitshow but only because of that
>>61988586Might accentuate the run to oil.
>>61988593It actually is. >>61988595Oils 100, whos bagholding nigger?
You TDS fags need to gb2/r/eddit
Wont be long now. There is a dozen countries that will be running out of oil in the next 10 days. Mostly in Asia
>>61988594>phone screen completely different from the sceneLook, fuck you for making me defend THEM, but lmfao
>>61988535 #I’d venture to say $8 gas is less popular than deportations. He cucked out, and the retards just started brining pajeets in on h1bs “legally”. His supports continued to suck his dick as he died to their faces.
>mfw futures
>>61988564>, but it hurts everyone equally,no it doesnt retard. it hurts producer export industrial nations disproportionately harder than consuming import nations
Someone blow a tanker up already futes is open
>>61988611>gas is gonna be 8 dollars! I swearNot a chance. Cope and seethe libtard
>>61988619nobody has tried in 2 days and Iran blew the last one up. In total, 16 tankers have been hit.
>>61988594I didn't know the iranians had the tech to teleport missiles in and out of existence...Is this bearish or bullish?
>>61988608Australia already seeing regional shortages.
Ok but when does the Oil shortage ACTUALLY shock the supply because so far it's been nothing but a shitcoin being manipulated by kikes and probably a couple nation states
>>619886312 more weeks
>>61988630O I know..Im tracking this thoroughly on a spreadsheet. Who needs what. By april 1st some 11% of the world GDP will effectively be offline or some sort of turmoil and the biggest repercussions will be the products they make and export here will be majorly effected. Japan is the most vulnerable. Its down to about 5 days of oil
>>61988631Last trading day for April futures is March 20th, so shorts will have to close out their positions before then or get raped by the commodities market for failing to deliver physical oil.
>>61988076This Is Europe!
>>61988578what a handsome young man
>>61988639Aussie miners must be shitting bricks rn.
>futures blood red even with trump spamming we actually won again for 1000x timeit doesn't work anymore. it's over. selling everything at open and going into cash.
I longed pbr and shorted spy ama
If we leave oil for a bit. When do miners generally recover from an oil shock like this? Would be nice getting in relatively low on some miners for when all of this starts to blow over.
>>61988647Hard to believe hes only 17 years old
>>61988639>Im tracking this thoroughly on a spreadsheetultra based
>>61988654>blood reduhhh markets are green ace
>>61988654>futures blood redAnon you are color blind
the treasury can short oil and long equity futures with infinite money
>>61988664so it's gonna be an extra guilty fap
oil bros we got too cocky
>>61988676>this kills the host
>oil about to go sub $100LmaoTrump WON
i mean this was the most obvious green open of all time. how many weekends in a row can it be red after alloiltards btfo
>>61988696it's 2 am in tehran let's give the boys a chance to lob a drone as soon as they wake up
>>61988676infinite money means infinite risk
>>61988519Unbelievable
>>61988704risk of what? they have infinite money to stop it from going against themoil could be 3000 dollars a barrel irl but the futures will be shorted with infinite money. no crying at the casino, house always wins
>>61988710You're really invested into something you have no money in, since you are a child.
had to wait 15 mins to cross a road this morning because of too much traffic, if there is an oil shortage its nowhere near severe enough. death to carst. aussie
>>61988714ad hominem, no argument
>>61988691Zion Don?
Crab market general
SARRRRRRR DO NOT REDEEM THE OILS BLOODY BASTARD BENCHODE HONORABLE MR. KHAMEINI CLOSS THE STRAIT NOW SARRRFUCK YOU BLOODY BASTARD BENCHODE I WILL CUT OFF YOUR BENCHODE DO NOT REDEEM THE OILS 9000 LAKHS ARE LOST SARRRRR
>Oil below 100thank for saving my portfolio Mr President
oil will be down 10% by morning, equities will be up 2%, the war will be over and victory will be declared (again)
>oil now sub $100Kek baggies
>>61988710Tfw you think youre with the house because you bought the top
>Pentagon sees Iran war lasting up to 6 weeks, Trump aide says>Bloomberg News>By Bloomberg News>3 Min Read • March 15, 2026 | 1 min agoOil marines?
>>61988729you cant even read my nigga
Dear business and financing website...FUCK YOUI HAVE LOST ALL MY LAKHS TO THE OIL SARI WILL HAVE TO SELL TESLA NOW SHIVA CURSE YOUR WHORE MOTHER BENCHODE FUCK YOU OIL BEST INWESTMENT SAR
now that there will be a ground invasion, war is bullish again
A lot of oiltards bought the top last week
>>61988710first off, money is a liability. in order for infinite money to be used, it needs to show up in someones bank account. if they do something with that money that the bank can't do internally, they send that money to another bank that can and have to send equivalent assets to go with it. but banks don't have infinite assets, so it would collapse and the creditor with infinite money wouldn't even be able to redeem it.if infinite money actually existed, you wouldn't be able to hold even a fraction of a penny of it.secondly, futures can only be shorted when there are futures available from someone lending them to you to sell. not only are there very few people willing to lend out their futures contracts, you have to cover when physical delivery is imminent. the treasury cannot and has never broken these basic rules
>>61988733The price has to catch up with reality by the end of the contract term, it’s only a short term play they can do. It will catch up my the end of the month.
>>61988744You're talking to 1/5th of a shartynigger raid.
>>61988733If thats really what you believed youd be all in betting on the markets going up, right? Otherwise its just cheap talk
>>61988744infinite money exists. the treasury presses the sell button on oil completely naked and they do it with money that isnt minted or accounted for, and they can outpace any buying of the futures because they have infinite money to short with>>61988745oh no it doesnt, infinite money nigga
>>61988732>A top aide to President Donald Trump said the Pentagon estimates the Iran war, now in its third week, would take between four and six weeks.>Kevin Hassett, head of the White House’s National Economic Council, offered the timeline along with a caveat that the ultimate decision on when the war will conclude lies with Trump. He was among several administration officials on Sunday asking Americans for patience as energy prices spike, saying the goal of eliminating Iran as a threat in the Middle East is worth it.>As of Saturday, the Pentagon “believed that it would take four to six weeks to complete this mission and that we’re ahead of schedule,” Hassett said on CBS’ “Face the Nation.” “We expect that the global economy is going to have a big positive shock as soon as this is over.”Ohhhhhh oil marines??? Where art thou?
>>61988600so it can't
>>61988754>I fell for the keynesian brainrot niggaLiterally zimbabwe tier retardation
BAGS ARE TOO HEAWY SAR, I CANNOT HOLD
>>61988744Still doesn’t mean he has a proxy flooding the oil market with fake contracts. They wouldn’t put this shit out publicly if it wasn’t already happening. Oh and the largest spread from physical to contract oil is the largest in history, you’d have to be retarded to think nothing is going on.
ok why are the markets pumping now
Inverted Head & Shoulders on the 1M oil chartIts about to hit $102.50
>>61988759nigga stop replying to me we aint even having a conversation
I AM HOLDING THE OILS BAGS SARRRRRRRRRRFUCK YOU BUSINESS AND FINANCING BOARD OILS BEST COMMODITY INWESTMENT MARKET OPEN 18:00 NEW DELHI TIME WILL CUT OFF YOUR BENCHODE BLOODY BASTARD
looks like oil price has stabilized for now, maybe now forming a top. S&P bouncing up a bit on the futures, but the overall trend from the last month is still downoil prices stabilizing or even just going down and staying down will give a breath of life, ESPECIALLY to international stocks, but I think the stock markets will continue going down, as they were going down before the oil shock anywaybut then again, we all kinda knew america was sending aircraft carriers to iran, so maybe the stock market was trading down based on the possibility of a special maduro operation???hard to disentangle these 2 things. oil up, stocks down. but I think stocks will still go down even if oil goes down again. and a 2022 style bear market, year long grinding down about 20% and "not that bad" but still bad.trump will declare it a vibes-cession
>>61988763oil got shorted, makes the equity go upperino nigga
>>61988755>>A top aide to President Donald Trump said the Pentagon estimates the Iran war, now in its third week, would take between four and six weeks.>>Kevin Hassett, head of the White House’s National Economic Council, offered the timeline along with a caveat that the ultimate decision on when the war will conclude lies with Trump. He was among several administration officials on Sunday asking Americans for patience as energy prices spike, saying the goal of eliminating Iran as a threat in the Middle East is worth it.>>As of Saturday, the Pentagon “believed that it would take four to six weeks to complete this mission and that we’re ahead of schedule,” Hassett said on CBS’ “Face the Nation.” “We expect that the global economy is going to have a big positive shock as soon as this is over.”not sure about ahead of schedule, but the us military will keep hammering iran into the ground until they have given it a good shotAnd we're nowhere close to the full power expected. that might peak in like a week or two, as the third aircraft carrier shows up and possibly if other nations decide to start attacking iran. and it will likely get less and less in about 4 weeks maybe soonerat that point, trump will be searching for an off ramp, more and more
>>61988771then how are niggas paying 130 for oil right now in real life my nigga
>>61988768>looks like oil price has stabilized for nowFuck you.Oil to 9000 Lakhs 18:00 New Delhi Time I am Scottish SARRRRRRRRRRThank you BASTARD SAROils for BHARAT ONLY Fuck you Pakistan
yeah it was wise to delete that post, i wont flame you for it because you realized your foolishness
>>61988773Cope, oiltard
>>61988710>>61988754Shorts have to close their position before or on the last trading day or they're on the hook for physical deliveryIf they can't physically deliver they have to pay spot replacement cost rates which are right now like $30-40/barrel ahead of the futures price
>>61988773very unlikelywe're going to be done this week.there's only so much shit you can bomb. if some fag wants to build model airplanes with gunpower strapped to them in his appartment, there isn't much that can be donethe us isn't going to support attacks on apartment buildings etc etc, thats not good for America or israel if it doesn't want jew hating dems running like madhami running the show for the next 8 years.the things which can be bombed have been bombed, 8 aircraft carries is something you do for shipping confidence, not because there are dozens of factories as yet un-beheemed.
>>61988778I just report the chaaart I see, saaarThe oil futures chart looks just like silver kekBig spike up, followed by bear flag. now we stabilizeand possibly topthough the physical oil meme boys are coping, they are still right that physical oil is... physical, and bombs going off can still send the price highersilver doesn't exactly work that waySo oil price can still go up! can't get too excited about shorting it. but yeah looks like price is going down from here. with maybe a few dead cat bouncesbut the final price won't be at pre-war or antebellum levels. probably stabilize at like 80-90 for a while. we might not see 50-60 for quite some time, 6 months or more.
>>61988755wow what a rug
>>61988791>Cope, oiltardI'm shorting oil my dudeamerica will win the war, iran is getting blasted into dustand at some point, hormuz will open. not because america is winning however. they can't really force iran to stop firing drones because there are too many and it's too easybut rather because iran and america will both seek an off ramp, both will declare victorythey already are stepping away from hardline stances.
>>61988797>very unlikely>we're going to be done this week.>there's only so much shit you can bomb. if some fag wants to build model airplanes with gunpower strapped to them in his appartment, there isn't much that can be donethere are still many many things we can hit. Haven't even gone after the IRGC "police stations" to support rebellion yet, or the nuclear sites again in full. Those are the stretch goals.We still have thousands of bombs, and the 3rd aircraft carrier still hasn't shown up yetand we haven't tried the rebellion plan yet. That WILL be tried, even if it lasts five minutes and fails horribly. hopefully it works but we'll see.
>>61988077US can't even hold the bases it already has in the Gulf. Now you're going to annex Iranian soil? Delusional.
Strait's closed.
>>61988812>Haven't even gone after the IRGC "police stations" to support rebellion yetThat's not correct
>>61988794heres the fun part, all the futures they sold expire worthless, so no, they dont have to close anything
>>61988798>bear flagTrying to do TA on a commodity being held hostage in a religious war.
>>61988818except to two big countries with half of the worlds population its open for them
>>61988821If someone bought a futures contract, they're entitled to a certain amount of oil, that's how futures markets work.
henlo mister jeromeu must deploy the fed warshipu must open the straitand lower the rates toothank u mister jerome
>>61988821>all the futures they sold expire worthlessThese are the people giving you investments advice
>>61988827those futures contracts got sold many times over by expiration, the treasury's short position wins
>>61988791>I know your position is up 55% this month alone....b-b-but you need to copeWhat causes this kind of mental illness
>>61988812We destroyed 99% of the targest that can be hit with two, the 3rd and 4th are superfluous to that purpose.The 3rd is already in the red sea, the 4th will probably chill in the gulf of Aden or something, and we will have a heavily monitored ceasefire. All of those will be there to protect shipping, which is a bit of a meme, but it'll make people feel better and that they can trust the ceasefire.Trump has been MIA for over 24 hours, his last message was that "terms weren't good enough yet".
>>61988821Kek you are talking about an options contract retard.
>>61988838I don't know what you think you're saying but for every sold futures contract there's a buyer and each buyer is entitled to demand physical delivery.
Bane a new one u lazy niggers
>>61988842they shorted it and they wont deliver any oil, bet
33 min until the dumpa
>>61988834>trump causes a huge global inflationary shock that will last many months>lower rates
>President Trump warned NATO that it faces a "very bad future" if it does not help the US open the Strait of Hormuz - FTHe's getting more desperate by the hour.
>oil futures
what a lame opening
>>61988854nato faces a very bad future because of his orange ass
>>61988823>trading in Yaunits not
>>61988854Trump belongs in jail. Morally, logically, legally, and spiritually.
BAKER WHERE'S THE FUCKING BREAD????423 POST THREAD WTF
Bake a new thread you lazy NIGGER
sexuallyhttps://youtu.be/iRtYaYkh74o?si=cfxjU6ENkwfeuwn0
>>61988854
>>61988861china trades in yuan and india is also happy to
>>61988866In this economy we have to stretch a bitwait till page 5
>>61988854this isn't desperation, this is a shift of blame
>>61988871ok 10% stock market selloff and oil to 200
>>61988822>>bear flag>Trying to do TA on a commodity being held hostage in a religious war.did you read my post?Here, I'll just repeat the part you failed to read the first time:>though the physical oil meme boys are coping, they are still right that physical oil is... physical, and bombs going off can still send the price higher>silver doesn't exactly work that way
>>61988873>>61988873>>61988873
>>61988854useless fucking orange nigger
>>61988841>We destroyed 99% of the targest that can be hit with two, the 3rd and 4th are superfluous to that purpose.source on 99% of targets hit?what makes you say that?
>>61988854>>President Trump warned NATO that it faces a "very bad future" if it does not help the US open the Strait of Hormuz - FT>He's getting more desperate by the hour.what's the point of a military alliance, if we can't drag our allies into war?especially if the euros are way more energy dependent than we are
>>61988893>what's the point of a military alliance, if we can't drag our allies into war?You spent the last year slagging your allies, threatening to invade them and trying to wreck their exports with tarrifs.You get what you fucking deserve.
>>61988854just fucking pull out of that worthless organization
>>61988854I thought the incredible might of the USA was enough to crush Iran and he didn't need any help from the radical left, socialist dystopia of the European Union.
>>61988893If this goes on, individual countries will start having talks with Iran about what can they do to let their ships go through,
