FOMC edition>Latest developments in Iran warhttps://iran.liveuamap.com/>Some helpful links to numb the painhttps://findahelpline.com/https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/https://www.whitehouse.gov/refundshttps://jlingz.com/>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratespreviously on /smg/ >>61987969
NIGGERS
holy FUCK
oil up tech down plz
Sure would be a shame if this post got 5 sequential eights and the market shat itself
what if we just shut the markets down and just came back in two months or so
>>61988890>>88888888
Do retarded boomers seriously trust Trump to finish this in 6 weeks or are oil prices being manipulated?
This is no NATO issueIsrael isn't even in NATO
TURN ON CNN RIGHT NOW
Any guesses on what's going to happen with USMCA renegotiations? I feel like that would be the big story right now if the news wasn't dominated by Iran.
>>61988898>TURN ON CNN RIGHT NOWwhy what's habbening?
> futures
>>61988897Its not a NATO issue regardless because the US struck first. >>61988898which channel
>>61988896the latter
Lmao
>>61988896Both, $100/barrel will be the average price for the first half of this year if it ends in 6 weeks total. This is after pricing in all reserve and sanctioned oil releases
>>61988896100% they are in bliss.
I am an extremely depressed mid 30s gangstalked person who can't do much for themselves because my brain gets too hopeless...is there any way to get a decent amount of money even with just a high school diplomaWarren buffet says to read all day
come on buy oil and squeeze those hedgies!
>>61988911You’re not pricing in the flow rate of reserve oil, it’s barely a drop in the bucket.
Yuropoors BTFOlibtards BTFOoiltards BTFOIran BTFOTrump WON
>>61988907Imagine being African right now.
>>61988873>A barrel of oil is harder to get at then my fat wife's cunt
>>61988919Won what?
>>61988893 #>what's the point of a military alliance, if we can't drag our allies into war?You spent the last year slagging your allies, threatening to invade them and trying to wreck their exports with tarrifs.You get what you fucking deserve.
>>61988915forget buffet have you tried fucking your anus with a baseball bat live on cam?
>>61988915Get into the trades. Electrician, plumber, pipe fitter, millwright, etc. Don’t do the dumb shit spics do. Try to get into a union if you’re in a blue state.
>>61988918>You’re not pricing in the flow rate of reserve oil, it’s barely a drop in the bucket.Total reserve oil flow rate at max capacity is significant, its about 6.5m barrels, I did the math a few threads agoIEA says with the release release the flow deficit will be about 8m barrels per day
>>61988915Sell sexual favours to the people gang stalking you
>>61988916 | rev
>Under 100$ Under 100$ >Under 100$ Under 100$ >Under 100$ Under 100$ >Under 100$ Under 100$ >Under 100$ Under 100$
>>61988916SIR YES SIRLETS GO OIL MARINESYOU WANNA LIVE FOREVER?GET IN THE FIGHTI'M DOING MY PART
>>61988902This is a Greedo situation though
>>61988925Europe is weak and gay lmao
>oil running out in Australia>oil running out in India>oil running out in Asia>oil running out in parts of EuropeIt ISNT THEREHow is it under $100, lmao.
>>61988943crude is oversupplied and refineries are getting hit. long petroleum and diesel, not oilfucking morons
and just like that, oil is already down 5%
>>61988937AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHWTF OIL MARINESWE'RE TAKING HEAVY CASUALTIES
>>61988930I'm sadly too retarded to use my hands at all. I'm just here to make others laugh and be laughed at like a meme
>>61988945>crude is oversupplied
>>61988936>tfw no cute reze gf
>>61988942We aren't begging for help in a war we can't win.
>>61988923Our enemies have never been weaker. Venezuela ‘s done, Iran is on the ropes and will no longer be able to funnel money to destabilize the middle east, Russia lost in Armenia, Syria, Venezuela, Ukraine and India, China bent the knee, Cuba’s up next and after that there’s nobody left.
Peak oil. This was always gonna happen. The US cucked itself crying about renewable sustainability instead of accepting reality.
$mu bros how are we feeling about earnings i n3 days?
>>61988956>there is no one left to stop the Greater Israel project and the replacement of America as a superpowerFantastic
I'm eagerly awaiting to make money on this war, oil baron bros.
>>61988953US is winning
>>61988958It's going to beat and the stock will fall at least 5%.
New wall of cope from the orange boomer.
>>61988956>this is what amerilards actually believeGrim
>>61988965jesus, he's fucking lost it lmao
>>61988898why qrd
>>61988963Isreal is winning and America is being embarrassed on the world stage
>>61988963You keep telling yourself that. I'll continue being correct.
>>61988965qrd?
Should I be ready to dump my MOS tomorrow?
>he was a panican>he bet against the global economy>he bet against MAGANGMI
>>61988965what's with the jihad Jerry watermark?
>>61988965Words words words, what a libtard.
>>61988972The fake news is to blame for his fuckup. He's investigating suppression of the press. Shouting treason.
SELL EVERYTHING
>SPY
>>61988965I AM NOT READING ALL THAT
>>61988964Well shit.
>>61988965>that watermarkHere is the non-shitskin version
>>61988965Meanwhile the propaganda he's seething about:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nA_swpuQJrw
>>61988977I lazily took it from /pig/. It's full of all sorts of undesirables.
>>61988965not gonna read that, is he insaiyan
>>61988988thats pretty doe
Some guy on youtube said elon is rushing SpaceX to markets before Open AI and Antrophic so that he can claim all liquidity before it dries upis this true or no?
>>61988968why qrd
>>61988993he just want you to baghold his shitty company
I love NTR
Missed out on oilShould get into natural gas?
OIL BARRELIES HAHAHA
>>61988993They know they have a limited time to dump their bags on retail before it all comes crashing down.
This is financially relevant since its the only thing driving markets
>>61988998how about fertilizer
oilsissies...
>>61988996i wanted to buy SpaceX but not shitty twitter and xAi
>>61988965This is the type of thing you say when the war is going well
OIL PRINCESSES I THINK WE GOT TOO COCKY
SARRRRRRR OILS MARINES SARRRRFUCK YOU OIL FUDDINGSDO NOT REDEEM THE OILS SAR OILS TO 9000 LAKHS 18:00 NEW DELHI TIME OILS BEST COMMODITY INWESTMENT
>>61989001>VP distancing himselfIt won't save him no matter how much eyeliner he wears
>Under 99$Under 99$>Under 99$Under 99$>Under 99$Under 99$>Under 99$Under 99$>Under 99$Under 99$GO TO SLEEP OIL SISSYS
>>61989002give me some EFTs or tickers anon
>>61989001>meme arrows outside of 4chan does anyone else find it cringe, we know you’re signaling you use this site and think you’re smart, but you’re not
i'm selling all my oil saar
>>61988999CheckedRemember, trump said he'd hit kharg island oil?Dubai airport just took a direct hit, as did tell Aviv as did a luxury development in Dubai too. I can see him bombing it soon.
>>61988936I want a cute retarded gf like that
>>crude is oversupplied
>>61989014>under $98
>>61988965HE SAID IT WASNT LOOKING LIKE A WIN BECAUSE AI
>>61988998Play the long-game with energy distribution infrastructure and batteries. >>61989002Plus wood cabins and the postal service.
Also trump to FT.>- Summit with Xi Jinping could be delayed if China does not help with the Strait
>>61989015idk I got a 1000x I'm thinking here. you want me to do that for free?
Not looking good for panicans. Oil keeps going down!
>Roundtripped into the redYou know what, maybe placing myself on the other side of a trade against the US government ain't that smartest idea
>>61988998its over dude, all the gasses are being shortedjust long the market 100% in 0dte calls tomorrow
Oil niggers btfo
>>61989037>myself on the other side of a trade against the US government ain't that smartest ideaIt isn't usually wise but the clowns in power over there won't keep it down long.
>>61989016I find it terrifying. Whatever happened to rules 1&2? Why the fuck would you attach your public image and name to 4chan of all places?
Why is oil going down?
>>61989037Of course it wasn’t smart. Never bet against America.
>>61989018I'm sorry they doubted you George
>>61989044it's just closing the gap
if oil can go to china and india freely, name one reason oil should stay bid. you cant
>there's just another massive line of tornadosthis is getting ominous
>>61989044oil gapped up so there's bid volume between the last close and open
Oil futures will decouple from physical. Welcome to the silver schizo dome motherfuckers.
>>61989035>miNY (LIGHT SWEET CRUDE)
>>61989044You panicked Thanks for playing no refunds
>>61989042I've been hearing this line for the past decade and each and every time this orange nigger somehow gets away with it. It's time to stop pretending Trump isn't the main character
>why is oil going down?
>>61989048Because it isn't going freely
>>61989051They already have, spot delivery cost is $140 r n
I don't know about you, but I'm buying treasury bonds. Long duration.
>>61989043people think you’re some intelligent elite hacker renegade or loser virgin, no in between
>>61989056it is though, it literally is
i really need stocks to start going back up sooni'm quitting my job soon, giving notice tomorrowif they keep going down i am literally ngmi
>>61989062May we see it?
>>61988965
>>61989039>German storage volume of natural gas has not seen a drawdown in the last three weeks, due to warm weather, and continues slowly increasing. >https://www.bundesnetzagentur.de/DE/Gasversorgung/aktuelle_gasversorgung/start.html
Why do gaps fill when it makes no sense for them to?We could have zero oil left on the planet and people would be killing each other for them, and it'd still try to fill the gap with algos.
> — NEW: President Trump told FT that he expects China to help reopen the Strait of Hormuz ahead of his planned trip to Beijing later this month for a summit with Xi Jinping and said he may delay the meeting if China does not assist.>I think China should help too because China gets 90 per cent of its oil from the Straits.>Waiting until the summit would be too late. We’d like to know before that. It’s [two weeks is] a long time.>We may delay.
>>61989062It isn't and it would be huge news if it was
>>61989070>this is what drove the oil price downHoly fuck algos and boomers ahhahaHAHAHAHA
>>61989064anyone who pays in yuan can pass, india tankers have already passed and india established a deal, china helps iran bigly in many ways, oil is moving to those two places, prove that it isnt
>>61989070Why would China help him?
>>61989075It’s their oil being blocked lmao
>>61989075China will continue to do nothing while jews take down the west.
>>61989070>two more weeks
>>61988915He read /biz/ since he was 9 and lurked for 45 years before posting. You are not the same
>>61989051>Pay a "premium" 15% over market price>Dealers just don't open when silver actually goes up above $75Nah silver is just a scam
>>61988896>Instant -3%>Instant -3%>Instant -3%>Instant -3%Yep, never fading MAGA again, I kneel mr trump. Panicans be quiet!
>>61989078its... literally not
WHERES THAT OIL TO 250 FAGGOT? I WANT TO POINT AND LAUGH AT YOU
>>61989086>literallyOkay troon
Sea mine has taken my radar Taken my radio, taken my sonar Taken my guns, taken my screws Taken my hull, left me in sinking hell
>>61989016It's cringe, but moreso it is irritating because these coolkids ignoring Rule 1 is how we ended with with normie liberals calling everything "-slop" and the red pill meaning support for zionism.
OILS SARS... I AM LOSING MANY LAKHS RIGHT NOW... SCOTTISH MAN TOLD ME HONORABLE MR. KHAMEINI SAR WILL BLOCK THE STRAITS FUCK YOU FUCK YOU SAR FUCK YOU BLOODY BASTARD BENCHODE OILS MARINES
>>61989097so no proof? iran literally lets any ship pass that trades in yuando you know which country that is?
>>61989094It’s going to take a while bud.
>>61989070Look at how pathetic he is, asking his biggest enemy to help clean up after he shit his pants>but it will benefit both sides!China is unironically the best in geopolitics because they do calculated moves, even if it makes their people suffer, since they don't have to fear about silly things like public opinion or elections
oil is getting RUGGED
>>61989074You made the claim. You present the evidence.
>>61989099anime is slop and dancing anime girls is gay
>>61989108gay dancing anime girls are hot
>>61989106the price of oil plummeting as we speak
>>61989102You lost, tranny
>>61988915Bump
>Strait still closed>Oil dropping???
LOWWWWWEERRRRRRLOWWEWEEEEEERRRRR BESNETT YOU STUTERING CRYBABY FUCK IS THIS AMATEUR HOUR? DO WE NEED TO SEND HEGSETH IN THERE AND GIVE YOU A LINE OF CRYSTAL TO SNORTLOWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEERRRRR
>mfw everything rugs tomorrow at open
If you are long on oil...Thank you so much for your money. I appreciate it so, so much. I know you needed it for bottom surgery... dont worry. You can wait for the next war in 20 years for oil to hit $100/bbl again. Thank you very much And to that Scottish guy, thank you so much for your money you faggot
>>61989112big win for me, big loss for your oil longs
>$98 oil>OMG they must have opened the striat. all oil longs anons must be either dead or currently roping I think y'all are cerebrating a little early
>>61989114US treasury is shorting the market, this isn't a joke or a conspiracy, actual physical price of oil is much higher but the news only talks about the market prices
>>61989109>>>/a/>>>/neet/
>>61989123>>$98 oil>>OMG they must have opened the striat. all oil longs anons must be either dead or currently roping>I think y'all are cerebrating a little early
>>61989126anime website
>>61989126
My attempt to figure out when the SOH will reopen based on available info>Origina; estimate from Trump ofl 4-5 weeks from start timeline, now 4-6 weeks>Israel says its going for another 3 weeks from now, means 5 weeks>MEU + LCS minesweeping force mobilized from the pacific, will take 2 weeks from now to arrive in the theatre of operations (around the end of week 4)>A modest minesweeping operation would take about 2 months based on Gulf War estimates, could be longer if its heavily mined>A naval invasion to take the strait areas that attacks are being launched from would take a few weeks to secureSo nothing until week 4. Starting from week 5, there is an ~8 week period where mines need to be swept for. Then there is a ~4 week period of naval invasion and securing territory, during this some traffic can flow.So at current pace based on the assets being mobilized the straits will be closed for 4 months.
>>61989119>>61989127Seriously what's your position if $98 oil is making you money ?
>>61989125Ah yes, $250 oil soon, right?
>>61989126Ngmi
>>61989108See, this is what I'm talking about. Do the emotional labor.
>>61989133For physical delivery? Maybe, not on comex
Might sell off my Nikkei tracker and buy a hedge holding in OMX Stockholm.>The Swedish grid is domestic focused and uses a hydro-nuclear mix allowing its advanced industrial giants to minimise disruption>NATO membership with increased spending (and exports) is helping aerospace and advanced manufacturing>Sweden has Atlas Copco, Volvo, and Sandvik, which specialize in advanced automation, robotics, and energy-efficient machinery which will be in demand from global manufacturers who need to control power outputs.
>>61989132He's been doing the Indian spamming all week. I think he shorted at 85 or something, he hasn't missed a day.
>>61989133If the US isn't shorting oil, explain the disparity between market prices and reality. The Strait is not open, oil is not flowing.
>longing oil at the top 2 weeks after the newsWery good inwestment sar.
DUBAI AIRPORT BURNINGhttps://www.reddit.com/r/UAE/comments/1ruud9f/fire_burning_at_dubai_international_airport_after/
>>61989135>chili con carne is sloppaWhoever made that pic should kill themselves
>>61989139Ya that's my point . He's either still down hard or a poorfag who does it for free
>He's been doing the Indian spamming all week. I think he shorted at 85 or something, he hasn't missed a day.
>>61989133300Perhaps 400Why stop there?
whats the play tomorrow smiggers? 0DTE calls at 9:45am?
>>61989146Forgot to post a selfie this time
for me, it's /weat/
>Ya that's my point .>He's either still down hard or a poorfag who does it for free
>>61989149Long oil
Those bags are lookin heavy!
every time oil even thinks about ticking up, scotty bussy shorts that shit
>>61989155buddy it's over for oil computer, the hedgies won
>>61989155I still believe in the fundamentals of oil coin, but I will not be adding to my position. Thank you for your understanding in this matter.
>>61989135so 'sloppa' is good? chili is my go to meal for a bulk or cut.
DAMN those bags look heavy!
I have faith in the Hormuz gang to wake up and lob drones tomorrow, it's not even dawn yet in Tehran. Save me from the poorhouse sandniggers
>oil longs
And to think all you had to do was click Short instead of Long. Enjoy the ride down baggots. You ain't seen nothing yet.
>In the physical market, the premium for a physical cargo of Middle East benchmark Dubai crude over its paper equivalent rose to almost $38 a barrel on Wednesday, the highest since Russia's 2022 invasion of Ukraine.https://www.reuters.com/markets/commodities/crude-oil-futures-separate-reality-asia-physical-market-buckles-2026-03-12/Just of a few days ago there was a 40% difference between the futures price and physical price of oil, it will only go higher for physical oil
Oil boomers ANNIHILATED by US treasury contract buysGet rekt
DO NOT REDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
bloody benchod i am not redeem
>futures
what's a good entry for oil? obviously it's going to go even higher, but can it go back to below 90?if Allah allows it, Trump can make another tweet that dumps it, but who seriously still believes him at this point?
>this is top saar
I am shorting every fucking pump there is. There is no way any of this upside has follow through. We're basically going into WWIII here and things are actually pumping. No way. Easiest short ever.
>>61989143>>61989167Yes, sloppa was not originally pejorative, or not strongly so. People used to brag in this general about their big bowl of sloppa after market close.https://warosu.org/biz/thread/52573035#p52573169https://warosu.org/biz/thread/51425078#p51426438
>>61989190>There is no way any of this upside has follow through.No way jose?
>>61989179What's stopping paper markets from being fake and gay forever?
>>61989187It’s going to $250 at the minimum, so anything is a bargain right now.
ngl yall need to look up contago and backwardation fr fr
>>61989171Not likely bitch.We're going to $70. America wins again.
>It’s going to $250 at the minimum, so anything is a bargain right now.
>>61989204>number pulled out my assshut up faggot. I am bullish on oil as well, but you are just a retard
>>61989206Oil going up is bearish, its kills every other market.
>>61989205>contago and backwardationQrd on the /CL, /GC, and /VX futures curves?
>>61989192My disagreement was more about the notion that its unhealthy
panicanbros i don't feel so good
>>61989206Trump has zero control of this. Long oil, short everything else. None of this is ending any time soon.
IT'S A FINE DAYPEOPLE OPEN WINDOWSTHEY LEAVE THEIR HOUSESJUST FOR A SHORT WALKhttps://youtu.be/xpGXNnYo0YY
>Trump has zero control of this. Long oil, short everything else. None of this is ending any time soon
>>61989216if you look at rationally, oil is where it was friday afternoon, nothing has changed, except equities are up
>>61989210Interesting because that means 6 week disruption (Current US estimate) is not even fully priced in then
>>61989222yeah a lot of people expected it to be bearish todayI'm going to try and buy the dip because I don't see the war ending this week
Past few weeks now:Blood red futures? Green dayGreen futures? Grind down all day and dump towards the closeCrabs should be rich but you never really see them posting gains, but six months of flat bullshit Id rather bet on the amount of time it takes for paint to dry.
>>61989217Reddit lost.Sad!
>>61989220>IT'S A FINE DAY>PEOPLE OPEN WINDOWSSorry chud see >>61989117
>>61989228It's been a theta niggers marketIt better dump tomorrowor else
>if you look at rationally, oil is where it was friday afternoon, nothing has changed, except equities are up>yeah a lot of people expected it to be bearish todayI'm going to try and buy the dip because I don't see the war ending this week
>claim max capital losses again>Increase my capital loss carry over again>Get refund from IRSAny other losemaxxing chads itt?
>>61989222We are going to have a face ripping rally. The market doesn’t concern itself with inflation or the cost of energy. The market needs high bandwidth memory to run transformers so that it can attempt to replace humans with artificial intelligence. It wants to eat the whole pie , the whole economy , bite by bite . The market has already divorced itself from the plight of the average Joe , and doesn’t even rely upon consumer spending , why the fuck would it care if oil didn’t come out of the ground or if gas was 10 dollars a gallon . The only thing that matters is to be first to have agi .
You guys realize Ukraine is drone bombing Russian tankers in the Mediterranean right?
>>61989239yeah but how much is it worth
oil coin devs just rugged it
>>61989241sorry cant hear you over endless red candles
>Under 98$Under 98$>Under 98$Under 98$>Under 98$Under 98$>Under 98$Under 98$>Under 98$Under 98$
>oil
Wanted to buy cheap AGQ pre market, but it just dildo'd up 2 dollars.
>oiltards
>>61989220BUT WHERE WERE THEY GOING WITHOUT EVER KNOWING THE WAY?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5jlTlUTWfQ
>>61989241Plus Europe is steadily seizing them. Sweden nabbed two in the last week. Ukraine just hit something that looks oil related a little while ago, not sure what it is yet though. As they do almost every night.
I CLOSED MY OIL SHORT TOO SOON AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>61989253dawei?
>>61989253haven't heard that in like 30 years
>Australia will not send naval ships to assist in reopening the Strait of Hormuz, a government minister said on Monday. - Reuters
>>61989277Australia only has two weeks of petrol, diesel and aeroplane fuel, they're going to wish they had sent ships
>>61989268>ZERO crossings>oil keeps droppingClown world.
I was right to buy TLT, because Too Late Powell is going to cut rates. It just makes sense.>>61989277australians are total faggots. thats what having no fucking guns, in any capacity, does to a nation.t. Proud Canadian (Saskie) gun owner
Get rekt, LIBTARDS
>"Really, I'm demanding that these countries come in and protect their own territory, because it is their territory ... you could make the case that maybe we shouldn't be there at all, because we don't need it. We have a lot of oil." - Trumphttps://x.com/kikolara23/status/2033337261442379849
>>61989268>
>>61989277I'm fairly certain everyone said no. From the UK to France to Japan to Korea
>>61989286He truly is something else. I wonder has he asked Denmark?
>>61989291>>61989290>>61989286Stay seething
Good morning, I am in financial ruins Thank you sir
MUGODS WE OUT HERE STUNTIN
boots on the ground next weekend.
Silver sisters... Trump really started wwiii to stop our pitiful rally
>>61989304kek
>>619893102 weeks minimum for boots on the ground desu
Imagine the oil baggie seethe when they wake up tomorrow and its back at $77If you do seethe, please choose to keep it here. Make it my reward for all my efforts. Please post your pnl too, oil baggies.
Israel and Iran now bombing each others nuclear facilities apparently.Thank you orange man.
Putting $100,000 on UCO before close on Friday doesn't look like the Wolf of Wall Street move I thought it was going to be.
>futuresapologize
If you are an oil baggie, pay close attention... Things are only going to get *worse*, not better. You will see your bags slash in half so fast you won't even be able to post your next cope You fomod into the top of an oil supercycle, and you're about to be here for many, many years... that is until one day, the pain is too much and you lock in another, massive, loss.You were warned. I told you this was the top. Instead you ignored me, zealously marrying your bags. Little did you know you walked directly into the trap. I will show you no mercy.
>>61989334HOWWHY???IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE!
I'm getting really bored, the best thing about weekends is the fact that they are over quick so we can start working again on the other side.The market stays closed and nothing ever happens
>>61989304NIGVIDEO RECORDS PRESENTSMUGOD CHILLIN WITH MY SHAWWWTAYS
>>61989291Denmark is voting for politicians who want him to take Greenland.They hate Greenland and are tired of it.
>>61989341HIGH BANDWIDTHBANDS
tech bros i dont feel so good
>>61989346>Sources cited
The nuclear facility Parchin south of Tehran was attacked using bunker-buster bombs.>The nuclear facility Parchin south of Tehran was attacked using bunker-buster bombs.The nuclear facility Parchin south of Tehran was attacked using bunker-buster bombs.>The nuclear facility Parchin south of Tehran was attacked using bunker-buster bombs
>>61989316that's what they are expecting which is why it will be next weekend.
>>61989354It literally takes 2 weeks for the naval invasion unit to reach the theatre
>>61989317>$77is that where you placed your puts?
>>61989357it will be air
>orange man say "it go down"It goes down>orange man say "line, Go Up!"It goes up
>>61989357Before that they need a plan, and that will take 2 weeks, but before they can make a plan, they need to have a meeting, and it will take 2 weeks for that to start. So we're looking at 6 weeks to the arrival of ships in the theater in the best scenario.Then the plan will immediately fall apart once it is implemented. A new plan will be required, and no work on it will have been done ahead of time. It will be back to the drawing board from scratch for the next knee-jerk idea someone thinks of that won't work.
>>61989360They are already on the way by boat.
>>61989339Oil will be $110 by lunch time. already stabilized and moving back up
NIGGERS N JEWS
>>61989367This whole thing is giving me 2 weeks to flatten the curve vibes
>>61989373Lmao keep coping
>Oil will be $110 by lunch time. already stabilized and moving back upYes sar 18:00 New Delhi Time Oils to 9000 Lakhs... thank you sarHonorable Mr Khameini sar will keep le pool closed sar
>>61989373This reads a lot like the silver baggie cope
looks like another opportunity to scalp QQQ by inversing oil
>>61989368you're only proving my point
>>61989351I'm danish and the anti immigration far right party leader called Morten Messerschmidt is a trump lover.20% of the population still wants to vote for him despite him being a trump lover and this usually leads to those policies being put into effect. Whenever this party surges it always wins. It wants to give Greenland to trump.Make sure to get into mining companies the moment it looks like Greenland is about to get acquired. Australian companies would benefit.
>Japan Prime Minister Takaichi: Japan has no plan currently to dispatch its navy to Middle East to escort vessels
guys why does my mouse freeze every 6 seconds
>>61989383Indians support Israel though last I checked. Their premier was in Israel recently.
>>61989389no plans? okey no problem. enjoy your 200% tariffs and retarded energy prices. you are welcome.
>>61989387TWO MORE WEEKS
>>61989391Dead battery?
>>61989397wired
Oui, we will send boats to escort with you. And then we will send troops into Ukraine and you will come with us, oui?
Curious what you all thinkhttps://strawpoll.com/w4nWWq5OqnA
>watching futes pump on open>will bleed out over night>open flat>dumpWWE has better writers
>>61989388>Morten MesserschmidtI'm not sure you've done your homework on this claim.
>>61989399Is your comp critically overheating
any smg bros going to be hooting into OWL tomorrow? seems like a fool proof plan to get a 10 percent dividend. going to make myself a nice nest of shares
>>61989373> 14 more hours trust the plan
>>61989391There's probably a cat about somewhere.
>>61989286We managed to alienate the entire world in a single presidency nice.
>>61989406everything normal>>61989411
>>61989394>200% tariffsCan American consumers afford to pay them?
>>61989413Damn must be the jews
>>61989407>seems like a fool proof plan to get a 10 percent dividendyeah, sure dude
>>61989415fucking knew it
>>61989412>We managed to alienate the entire world in a single presidency niceIt's about 27% of a presidency acshually.
>>61989394>200% tariffsOn what
>>61989422Weeb shit.
>>61989424SELL SELL SELL
>>61989391get a toothpick and clean out the sensor of any hairs
>>61989419looks like they were able to keep up with payments just a few weeks ago! always look for consistency when picking a dividend stock
>>61989420Open an admin prompt and run 'sfc /scannow' to correct any tampered with system files keep running it until it says no violations
>oil and futes are both greensomeone is lying
>>61989414No. They will riot. Trump will send the marines to shoot them down.
Why exactly should I pick USO over say QID or SPDN which benefit from 2 or more crisises happening at once rather than just one?
>>61989439>Stocks dump on open after green candleRemember this
>>61989439Everything is a lie during opex week
>>61989439we had like 4 down days, sitting at a critical level and everything is oversold as shiti for one welcome the dead cat bounce to load up the shorts
>>61989439stocks can go up while oil does whatever dude, they dont inverse each other at every second
>>61989449boots on the groud would be better for stocks than whatever the fuck is going on right now so maybe he'll just rip the bandaid off and do itwar is always bulllish
>>61989442USO and SOXS for oil crisis play. Buy VIX derives when applicable.
thread themehttps://youtu.be/uhqRMzoyV4g
>>61989449BASED
Trump needs a new treasury secretary. If you cant short one little commodity 10 cents below the bare minimum with the entire finances of the monopolar empire, what can you do.....LOWER BESNETT
>>61989449The escalation must continue
>>61989389>>61989394Logically think this through for any western allyOption A: Send your under funded and under equipped navy into this mission that was started by a war of aggression>Hugely unpopular domestically as are Israel and America>Significant chance of casualties and losing not easily replaceable equipment>Timeline for reopening the strait gets affected an unknown amount of time>You take forces away from regional threats you are more concerned to possibly lower oil prices a little bit quicker>Even if you do it, Trump will not consider that in trade negotiations as he's not a good faith negotiator. He's also on his way out so appealing to him doesn't actually matter. Basically any deal you make with him, he can and will change at any time, no point in doing anything but making vague promises Option B: Do nothing>Let America tank the costs of the war>Maybe more economic pain, but a great deal of economic pain is already baked in>Strait closure might be prolonged or it might force America to settle the conflict sooner if there is no allied support: timeline for reopening the strait gets affected an unknown amount of time>Reputation suffers with a political party and political movement that's on its way out of power in a few years anyways>Military and intelligence establishment and American public fully internalize was a strategic liability that their Israel support is, will pivot resources long term away from the Middle East and to Europe or AsiaWhat is the reason why anyone would help?
this fucking market is super exciting right now
>>61989454I want to play XOP/XLE for exposure to oil play with less risk. + SKF, REW, QID/SPDNGotta wait a week for some xfers if I wanna do vix divs, might not be too late
Where’s my lean hogs bros at
>>61989473As a euro, if you take the second option, you should be feverishly spending on defense. Furthermore, you should be removing any energy crippling laws(like nucular energy withdrawel) and finding new partners in energy collection. You will be a sitting duck to 3 superpowers and you have nothing to fend them off with. With your current cucked political parties, you will be swallowed whole.
>>61989449Trump keeps digging hisself deeper and deeper... needs to be removed immediately
>>61989403>WWE has better writers
>>61989475I'm gonna make it by years end
>>61989496Iran isn't backing down. That's for sure.
>>61989505niggers
>>61989473>Trump will not consider that in trade negotiations as he's not a good faith negotiatorAmericans elected him because he only speaks the truth and would never lie or go back on a deal, that's why the market pumped into his presidency.
>>61989449he STILL thinks this is a conventional war where territory occupied and economics matter. the second the US takes kharg it becomes worthless to the regime and just incentivizes them to target GCC oil facilities even more.
>>61989513>niggersand jews!
Jesus. He's on one....
>>61989530>It's real>Not only is it real but there's like 3 new essay tweets
>>61989530MAGA is now a disgusting Israeli clown show
>>61989542Events are coalescing
>>61989550>has to resort to using AIslopJeet
>>61989550He's completely gone off the rails. Just lashing out seethingly. >https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/116236561191626050
>>61989439Oil is priced in barrelie
>>61989558Except jeets love judea
>oil $98Cope and seethe oiltards
An American ship sailed through, was attacked and started listing but made it out
>>61989575They should get a purple star (of David) for trying that.
>muh free speeches
>>61989530That's itI'm restarting the /LLLG/ - Life Liberty & Levin General who is with me?
>>61989530micropenis havers must stick together. Simple as.
>>61989575Starbulk is US listed but it's a bunch of sweaty greeks running the straight at emergency rates. I've mentioned this before SBLK is a good buy here for a 3 to 6 month hold minimum
blood red tomorrow
$mu bros we feeling good today.
