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hormussy edition

>Latest developments on the illegal and unconstitutional US strikes against Iran
https://iran.liveuamap.com/
https://x.com/sentdefender

>Some helpful links to numb the pain
https://findahelpline.com/
https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/
https://www.whitehouse.gov/refunds
https://jlingz.com/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners: so you feel like in the movies
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform you
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

previous smigger thread
>>61989481
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>>61990592
>POOL STATUS: OPEN
we won yet again
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1st for oil baggie copelets
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>>61990599
It isn't though though but what ever makes you feel better
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Corn is rugging im RUINED
RUUUUUUUUUUUUINED
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>>61990604
what makes me feel better is the red candle after red candle on crude
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>>61990599
if the hole of hormussy is open why isn't anyone crossing?
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Now that the strait is open and everyone has moved on, what will be this week's FUD?
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SHORT OIL RIGHT NOW
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>>61990608
you do know iran has been sending their own tankers through it this entire time right and supplying oil to the highest bidder
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>>61990608
aids, boss
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>>61990611
people finding out that it isn't actually open
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Short oil bros must be 10x if they are celebrating a 3% drop this much
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Uh oh doesn't look really good for oil niggers.
Maybe if they googled how many literal billions of barils there's in reserve for emergencies like this they wouldn't have bought the top.
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April will probably be the biggest pump that has ever happened in our lifetimes.
Everything is aligned favorably:
- Inflation in the US is good
- job market is a bit beat up, which is good for stocks because it means rate cuts likelihood increases
- Trump pressuring Bessent, Bessent pressuring Jerome. The entire Trump admin pressuring FED to cut. He will get this cut.
- Iran war ending. Iran can't fight on for like two more months if they'll lose Kharg Island within one month. It is 90% of their foreign revenue. And with dramatically less minelayers and drones, the Hormuz threat will also be castrated. The war almost certainly ends by April
- unless China attacks Taiwan, this means there's basically no other destabilizing force that could piss on our parade. Investors, traders, quants, hedgies, and analysts will all see that macro-setup -- that there's literally nothing particularly bad holding back a rally -- so by April they'll buy, buy for their lives.

We need to make up for half a year of crab market. The tension has to resolve SOMEWHERE -- and it'll more likely resolve into the upwards rather than downwards direction.
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>>61990611
Cope.
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>>61990618
I'm only 2x but I also make money if the volatility is low.
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>>61990620
>t. Top signal
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>>61990620
cant really cut with oil prices, everything just inflated
there will be no cut, dont fight the fed
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>>61990620
Priced in.
There won't be any pump or dump anywhere. Oil, stocks, crypto, metals will all crab for a decade.
It's all been priced in until 2040.
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kek baggies
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>buy oil at $90 or lower
>sell at $100
Why is this making everyone so mad
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>>61990631
Because its risk free and isn't cucked to some political agenda or identity
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Anyone know how much gas prices rose in Israel? Asking for a friend in Canada.
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>>61990631
politics
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>>61990631
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>>61990608
There are reports that a Greek crew took a run for it and crossed the straight of Homos
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>>61990640
You mean they're jews?
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>>61990631
Because for some reason people don't understand the market is irrational and schizo. So the fact that its bouncing up and down is making them scream that its being manipulated

Which its like, yeah no shit is this your first day trading
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>>61990644
Is this one of the ones that got droned or a new attempt ?
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okay what's the new market cope
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>>61990648
They succeeded
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oh we are gapping up? puts on open it is then.
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>>61990644
That was yesterday. Are you trading oil pasts?
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>European (female) natural gas supplies are historically low
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>>61990644
That was last week. The same week we saw a bunch of other ships get blasted to hell.
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>>61990650
So that makes the recent success rate like 33%?
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>>61990652
Yes, but it shows that the new policy stands:
>only attack tankers bound for actually hostile nations
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>>61990652
I'm about to deliver on some natural gas futures
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Oilsissies got embarrassed again lmao
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>>61990655
No, it's 50/50 either they make it or they don't.
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Is the war over yet?
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>>61990620
based, the line can and will always go up
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>>61990663
My portbolio today LARPs as if
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I just feel like this is the easiest trade I’ve ever seen in my life, I literally just have to spend a couple of dollars to see a live marine shipping data app and know that everyone else somehow doesn’t just do the same thing
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>>61990663
No, us allies aren’t helping either is the latest news.
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>>61990621
They're not averaging 130-150 ships per day, they're averaging more like 27, but keep on posting Iranian propaganda, goat fucker.
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>>61990664
heh
nice try
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The blatant mossad shilling and shenanigans will intensify as we approach the oil squeeze. They have to deliver on all of their oil shorts by the end of the month, and they have no way to cover during this supply shortage. Bessent looked visibly shook last week, and the head of the CME is already calling this a "biblical disaster". Max long on oil.
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>>61990656
>only attack tankers bound for actually hostile nations
It was droned on the way.
Greece just sent 25% of it's pac-2 patriots to the UAE.
It's hard to be so wrong. Yet you are.
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what if a ship just raised a flag of a country friendly to iran and tried to pass?
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>>61990670
>just 27 a day under normal
Maybe just 27 tankers a day but with bulk carriers and cargo ships its above 100
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>>61990678
all boats have names, theres no point in faking
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>>61990678
literally every ship flies a panama or liberia flag anyways
wtf will iran do?
guess which one is going to nyc?
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>>61990656
>>only attack tankers bound for actually hostile nations
Fake and gay. This is mossad FUD that they were trying to spread over the weekend. Currently only Russian and Chinese ships are transiting.
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>>61990678
What if the goat fuckers misidentify your flag ?
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>>61990657
I been at it all morning. This follows last night's bump in the corned beef and cabbage index
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>>61990681
to be fair you can just change the name
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>>61990682
Iran has access to Russian/Chinese satellites and intelligence you really think nobody can trace a civvie ship sailing out in the open?
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>>61990678
That's illegal
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>>61990680
>implying they're shipping 4 times as many cargo ships as tankers
okay you might win the most retarded post in the thread award boss.
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natural gas is gigapumping
2% move in 10 minutes
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>>61990688
I'm saying that Iran can't guess which ship is going to "hostile nations"
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>>61990687
its not like changing your name in call of duty, all these tankers are known
its also not like gta they cant just pull into port and repaint it
if you dont agree, just remember the lack of ships passing through the strait
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>>61990592
Memory bros bout to eat. So glad I held mu and sndk through the bullshit. Are you guys planning a sell target at earnings? I think I am going to keep holding
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>>61990678
Just happened

Turns out it may be bad news
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shalom goys
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>>61990692
i fardded
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>>61990692
just regular volatility
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>>61990693
They can ring up China and India for a list of which tankers to let through. It's not that hard bro.
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>>61990676
I'm not talking about what actually happened with the tanker, I am saying what the Iranian foreign minister recently said, which is the new policy I mentioned. Just ask Grok if you don't believe me.
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>>61990696
well now the unmined lane is known, mines are no longer a problem, bullish
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BITCOIN COMPUTER IS MOONING
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>>61990701
>and India
if they're going to India they're going to the west and east asia
India did the same with russian gas, India is playing both sides like always
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>>61990691
Alright baggie, show how much money you've made off these past two weeks. You're very involved in the politics aspect of this, surely you've made money off your insight.
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>>61990709
baggie is a paid israeli shill
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>>61990691
I'm sorry its only twice as many as tankers so 50 but your still wrong about the avereges and worse still a pathetic namefag
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>>61990663
No. Currently Trump called for help and everyone said no. Even Japan
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>>61990709
That’s the faggot that talks about having gay sex in his Miata. I guess last time he wasn’t wearing his butt plug and stained the back seat of the Miata.
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>>61990708
you fucked a nasty poop bitch lmao
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>>61990703
Fake and gay, kys kike.
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>>61990712
I used the data in his own post to come up with my number boss.
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>>61990713
he even begged for China lmao
all of the sudden europeans aren't leeches huh
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>>61990716
In his defense they can clap that ass.
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Since you fags can't stfu about boomer grease, what's a good submarine tanker company to invest in atm?
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>>61990599
Nice try Shlomo. It's only open for non-jews
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>Oil selling off on bullish news
Algorithms moving the market?
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>>61990724
why is physical delivery and paper futures so detached then?
obviously someone is shorting oil futures
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>>61990722
It’s pointless, China makes most of them due to cheap labor and cheap steel.
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>>61990724
Maybe they were just placebo futures. Or maybe they're lying and they just quietly stopped rigging it.
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>>61990724
No need for a plan when they're balls deep already.
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>>61990726
Reserve releases going to plan isn't exactly bullish news .
Its going to take some more bad news about the war to get oil going again
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>>61990716
She wanted me to kiss her and I lasted like few seconds before stopping.

>>61990721
She was useless. Couldn’t keep me hard.
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>>61990722
you need to think anticyclic. whats the next big thing after oil? Pharma! ((pls buy my novo bags pleeeeeaaaase anon))
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>>61990729
oil producers are constantly selling futures contracts. its standard operating procedure.
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>>61990734
I'm sure Trump will say something stupid soon anyways
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>>61990734
You don’t need bad news, we are taking boomer money, they think everything is going great and trump won’t the war a week ago. Just keep on making them think they are getting cheap stocks on every dip.
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>>61990739
He'll announce some insurance plan they've cooked up, some ships will try to cross because they're 'insured' now and get blown up anyway.
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>>61990739
He needs to say some more about concesseeding to this being a long war but I bet he will silent about it till the end of this week
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>>61990740
>wont
Won
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The truth is there is just too much supply for oil from secondary, and thirdary markets. This (((crisis))) is literally just a bunch of bug people freaking out about nothing. If those asian countries want oil they can get it from Russia, or they can get it from North/South American sources. Fucking Chuds acting like oil is worth $1000 per barrel are in for a lesson on economics and supply chains and shit boss.
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>>61990708
dude you need to get tested, something like 75% of black women have an std or sti
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NEW GORILLA DEAL SAAARRRR

PLEASE TO BE REDEEMING THE INDIAN APE SIR

https://www.theglobeandmail.com/investing/markets/markets-news/Newsfile/769660/gorilla-technology-yotta-sign-landmark-ai-infrastructure-deal-establishing-major-position-in-india-s-sovereign-ai-buildout/
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>>61990744
but like the production cuts and stuff chief
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>>61990739
FFS
I'm still reading his last truth social. Started yesterday.
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>>61990745
this, and 100% have aids
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>>61990744
>(((crisis)))
anti-semite
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lmao
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>>61990744
Australia already had shortages.
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What if we transfer oil via blockchain
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>>61990751
The cope is hilarious, they are Russian and we already know they exist. Just posts to quench the boomer mind.
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>>61990744
>They csn just buy oil elsewhere
I wonder if this will raise the price?
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>>61990754
Via a Strait of Hormuz NFT
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>Day 17 of Hormuz fatigue
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Why is oil not $200 yet?
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>>61990755
>they are Russian
The Moskva wasn't a drone though.
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>>61990730
Hey I remember banking on some chink electric stocks the last oil shock, hmmmm....
>>61990737
>whats the next big thing after oil?
space rocks xD
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>>61990757
It did, the price was raised, but there are retards ITT who think it's going to go up another 150% from here which is just not fucking happening boss.
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>>61990713
Who's the basedboi to the left?

Let's be honest, outside of UK no country in Europe can really help. How big is German's fleet?

Did Trump say this just to humiliate them?
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>>61990753
that's because abbos drank it all
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>>61990761
Everyone still thinks pools open
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the oil 4h chart looks like the meme market cycles chart you guys usually post
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>>61990768
the world only has 50 years worth of crude oil in it at current consumption rates so like if you think about it, maybe oil should be up 420% or whatever lol
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>>61990761
Probably this news

https://www.lloydslist.com/LL1156623/Dynacom-operated-VLCC-carrying-Saudi-crude-passes-through-Strait-of-Hormuz
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>>61990620
>Iran war ending. Iran can't fight on for like two more months if they'll lose Kharg Island within one month. It is 90% of their foreign revenue.
Why wouldn't Iran strike refineries and oil terminals from Israel to Oman, then?
>And with dramatically less minelayers
They don't need mines they have unmanned surface vehicles that can be piloted from the 2km high mountains overlooking the Strait
>and drones
why would they not keep their abundant drones and drone-making facilities?
>the Hormuz threat will also be castrated.
This is wishful thinking at its best.
>The war almost certainly ends by April
Not without nukes.
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>>61990768
Todays price and supply includes emergency reserves being dumped into the market.
This is a temporary measure and when it runs out the price will see serious movement .
If they can't get shit fixed in the gulf before then some of the schizos PTs might get met before the world economy collapses
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TRIPLE SEVEN
AND THE MARKET
GOES TO HEAVEN
(fucking dies)

BUY GRRR & GRRR ACCESSORIES
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>>61990777
checked
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>>61990777
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>>61990739
Right on cue.
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>>61990777
dayum
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>>61990781
lmao there it is
can't wait
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>>61990753
Yeah but that's because successive governments shut down all our refineries to "save money"
We have fuckloads of oil, but a shortage of refined fuels
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>>61990777
basado
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BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

CAM ON LET'S MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINS
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>>61990761
Who made this number up? Iran?
Did you know when they did oil embargo in the 70s it only hit 120$ adjusted for inflation.
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what changed?
I don't see anything changing
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>>61990787
Based
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>>61990787
Based
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>>61990777
checked. I am so sick of how the Iranians have managed to control all the western media, and pump this propaganda tier shit into the mainstream narrative boss.
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>>61990608
The ships that cross turn their transponders off
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OOOOOOOO
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>>61990787
LET'S FUCKING GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>61990797
cute
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>korea is up
what
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>>61990789
Trump says that the US is "Generously" letting Iranian tankers pass through the strait to "Keep oil prices low" or something like that
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>>61990772
It's a pump and dump who just used the news to make it "legit".
Sure oil might go up 30% of its pre war price to like 75 but retards see a 150% parabola in a few days and think it'll go up non stop to 1000 like a shitcoin.
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I have the pleasure to announce that holding 3x oil over the weekend wasn't a very good idea. In fact, it might have been a very bad idea.
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>>61990794
This isn't true .
All the ships that safely cross leave their transponders off and sail through Iran waters since they have their blessing
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Market: New week, new me teehee
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>sndk
>mu

You thought memory was done, didnt you
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Oil might be going down, not the products though
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>>61990811
Cope
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Why is AMD going vertical?
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>>61990799
Because Koreans are CUTE
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>>61990800
>Trump says that the US is "Generously" letting Iranian tankers pass through the strait to "Keep oil prices low" or something like that
If he starts shooting Iranian tankers, then Iran will start blowing up tankers from other countries and then KSA will cut production just like smaller producers have done.
If Trump actually does it, maybe he really is controlled by Putin.
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>>61990811
what?
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what a weak opening on mnq/nq
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Whiplash Monday.
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Its not all bad, I'm a sustainability engineer and I can literally hear the value of my degree ticking up with each successive report on the crisis
There are no brakes on the renewables train, but there sure as fuck is an accelerator and its labelled "oil shock"
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You now remember war machine-kun runs on MU
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>>61990809
I bought some MU at $370
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>>61990808
kek
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Silver keks we are so back
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going back to sleep
spy better be dumping big when I wake back up
Or else
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>>61990777
GO TO HEAVEN, AND TELL THE DEVIL: "I'm drunk!"
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>>61990833
I'd definitely take the white kneesocks white skirt cutiepie
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>Stocks may struggle into early April before rebounding, Morgan Stanley's Mike Wilson says

kek, permabear trying hard to make up for it

>>61990816
>>61990812
I'm not trading oil, but I see the Oil chart and compare it to Diesel/heating oil/Gasoline, and they don't move the same way or intensity.
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so when it comes to biotech, you just pick one obscure one for like a dollar and hope it moons?
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It's gonna dump pretty hard around 10.
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>Palantir over the weekend modelling how their tool is used by the US military
>stock down
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>>61990841
Why?
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so when is cheeto mussolini's speech in UK time?
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the slow blistering rally
no one knows why its going up but they have to buy too
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>>61990843
Look at their piss and excrement ratio. It should be going down harder.
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>uhh hi my nuclear generator stopped working, can I get a refund?
why yes you can, let me put you through to bernstein, goldberg, and shyster associates
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Can I ask a stupid question? How do people plan for a crisis when they want to retire? Like if stocks can just explode and lose half their value like 2008 or 2000 what do we do
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>>61990846
Cause the chart
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>>61990855
you're supposed to hold bonds when you're close to retirement
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just in case you weren't aware the orange migger will be announcing mission accomplished in the next 3-4 hours. The pool IS open. We won bigly
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Why is gold up? It's been going down for a a week.
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>>61990859
But that just seems so gay. Is there a less gay type of bond
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>>61990859
How close?
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>>61990860
Based.

I never lost hope.
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non-american here
what are the chances the market will crash when US market opens this week?
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IT KEEPS GOING UP
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>>61990860
he already annouced victory last week though?
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Wait, >>61990620
the PCE Core is at 3,1%

You'll probably be right about the Fed coping and switching back to CPI to justify cuts.
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>>61990864
120 - your_age = % of equities

120 - 40 = 80% equities, 20% bonds
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>not an ounce of good news
>everything is pumping
how?
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>>61990872
That was just a soft launch.
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>>61990872
He just can't stop winning.
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>>61990855
You're supposed to diversify yourself, even if your speculative growth shit gets fucked, instead of selling that you just sit tight, and sell off something else that's green (like bonds or precious metals) to cover your living expenses until you get through the crisis.
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How is it possible to lose over and over again?

follow my instincts -> lose
go against my instincts -> somehow also lose

How to win?
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9AM i'm shording smallcaps
currently holding some NATGAS long
war is only getting started Orange King is too proud to admit he fucked up
good luck fellas
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>>61990875
the strait of hormuz being open is massive news
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Time to ask the real important question...what UAE and Arab stocks do I buy when this thing, like all things, eventually comes to an end one way or another.
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>>61990879
Is this why people obsess over income? Can I just buy corporate bonds
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>>61990880
Derive the vibes from these threads and invest suchly.
For example, we often talk about memory stocks like MU here. Thus making them a good bet.
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>>61990791
Micron and a sandisk leh go
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TOP IS IN

SELL 4 UR LIVES
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nice bounce as expected allowing me to get the fuck out - thanks for buying

all cash now

will have a play on some memes as and when the opportunity arises
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I sold oil at the peak.
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>>61990885
There is a UAE and KSA ETF (called like that), I haven't informed myself about individual stock options. But I do believe they will pump massively when the war is confirmed over.
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94 EVENS ARE TRADING
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>>61990874
What happens when you become 121?
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YAHOO FINANCE IS HIDING ITS AI SUMMARIES BEHIND A PAYWALL NOW FUCK THAT SHIT WAS CASH
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>>61990889
n...no?
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>>61990875
Things tend to rise unless something bad happens. Also oil going down makes everything else go up. Just a small market correction.
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bought OTM 0DTE calls and puts
i smell funny business but i don't know the direction
going to sleep now
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I weathered so much bullshit to get to this memory pump. Almost sold at a loss several times. And it's not even over yet. This shit will pump through the year. How long are you holding?
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>>61990886
I don't understand your questions boss.
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>VIX below 25
Well, not for long.
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How do I make money off the incoming NASDAQ/SpaceX Pump of All Time?
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>>61990855
That's the neat part, you go on deficit.
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What is up with the NBIS pump? Not going to lie idk what that shit does just bought because of leddit
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I think it's time to capitulate oil niggers.
Fucking brutal I'm actually sad for anons who lost money on this.
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>>61990903
I'm tempted to keep holding but I'm most likely selling my MUU on or before Wednesday. So Micron will probably keep running into 2027 if I sell.
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>>61990918
They signed a $27Billion deal with META dumbass

They have AI infrastructure, data centers and secured power and they lease that to hyperscalers like META GOOGL & MSFT

IREN does the same but has more power and also BTC exposre which can help and hinder.
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>>61990918
$12b AI infra deal w/ meta
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>>61990918
Last week NVDA invested 2B now this morning META announced a 27B deal with them they provide AI cloud services
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>>61990918
Zucc invested $27B
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retard oil baggies roping en masse
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I knew oil was over when I heard people were talking about it going 120+ in the real world
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>>61990923
Isn’t META laying off 20% of their company soon?
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Look at oil computer go. Wheeeee
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93 EVENS ARE TRADING
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>>61990922
Thank you for your service
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>>61990928
I tried to warn them, I tried to warn them that this was not the end of the world, and to stay calm without turning into a panickan. Now they're going to get fucked and scream about our Leader because of their own greed and ineptitude boss.
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Winning BIGLY today.
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>>61990592
Did I seriously get memed into selling 5% of my folio due to FUD?

Fuck you niggers and I hope you oil baggies burn
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>>61990931
Yes thats bullish, less wage expenditure.
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The oil rush is over
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Why has not a single bear posted ITT in the last hour?
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>>61990939
this was already known and has been happening since the "closure"
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>>61990925
>>61990924
>>61990923
>>61990927
Lfg I got nearly 10k in that shit. It's going to the moon.

Also holding IREN but I'm still down on that shit.

First green day I've had in too long and its massive.
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>>61990940
>He's going to FOMO back into the peak of the bull trap
>MFW the pool is still closed due to AIDS.
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>>61990945
Because Trump WON
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>PLTR up
>my calls are still down
T-thanks VIX
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MSFT snatching defeat from the jaws of victory yet again
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We're healing...
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>>61990948
WAGMI
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>>61990941
I thought it was to cover AI financing obligations.
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Can’t believe oil is worthless now
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>>61990939
>we are giving you permission to sail through your own front yard
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>sold some of my minors
>green monday
of course
watch the orange nigger call this whole thing off now
my portfolio is monitored by the ZOG
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>>61990939
Wars over. We did it. Well done Mr. President.
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>>61990957
Oilsisters ... $50 barrel by end of weekerinos ...
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going all in at $90
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>tfw sold on Friday
>Now this shit happens
This is bullshit I'm so fucking pissed
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I've been doing this for years and I'm still shocked at how incredibly jewish it is.
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Looks like I bought the top of oil at the gas station this weekend
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>>61990965
Dumbass is going to lose all his money lmao
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are we pricing in a taco here?
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Boughted SKF XOP XLE QID SPDN UYM DIG
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>>61990969
I wouldn't worry about that, it will still take weeks for the gas stations prices to go down.
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>>61990745
I am. I wore a rubber though
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holy shit oil is cratering lmao
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>>61990972
>trump wins
>libtards claim TACO
You people are retards lmao
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>>61990863
Bonds are actually very interesting and a very cool market, they just only hire borderline retards as analysts for bonds to gatekeep the market.
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>>61990972
yes
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how the fuck is sandisk profiting off this war economy
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>>61990969
Just don't use your car and wait for the price to go up to use again, it's that simple.
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>>61990983
I bought a Micro SD card on Friday.
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>>61990983
our missles use rpi4 with microsd cards
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOGEyBeoBGM
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>>61990990
Give it a few days.
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>>61990992
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Silber minors?
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to all of those who are bragging for being green today
are you faggots actually following a logical process for your trades or did you just buy call on friday because fuck you reasons?
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Orange retard is going to spend an hour ranting about other countries not helping
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MAGA won
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>>61990983
The great porn HD run of '26
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>>61990997
>logical process
>in the stock market
>during trump
you can process my nuts with your mouth lmao
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>>61990990
How can I buy calls on her tits?
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>>61991000
*miga won
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nothing really ever happens huh
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>>61990997
Just be bullish on tech, oh my god it's not rocket science.
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>>61990997
Lmao bitch ass
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>the strait is open chud
>literally just a handfull of pajeet and chink boats has passed
>much of the oil infrastructure in the region bombed and being shut down
>they shut down dubai airport because it was up in flames
yeah sure, war is just about done yet ;)
oil is going back up, no other way
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>>61991008
SOXL
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>oil extends losses
>my 3x producer etf goes back up
??
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>>61991000
maga is seething and has been from the start.
total jewish victory, all the glory belongs to israel.
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>>61990993
your crunchwrap supreme, fully comped
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>>61990997
I don't do gamble, I just accumulate and rarely sell.
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>>61990997
Wait you didn't get the memo from Rabbi Yossi boss?
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>*miga won
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>>61991015
90$ is still like 50-60% premium on normal price
enjoy your oil minors
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AHAHHAHAA stupid fucking biztards fell for it again
>MUH MARKET CRASH
>MUH 200$ OIL
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH
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Is clown hour over yet?
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Zero percent chance today stays green
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>>61991030
A few people warned about oil being a bad pick. I personally told /smg/ to stay far away from it.
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>no sign of war stopping anytime soon
>oil down 5%
Huh? I don't get how the market is so calm about this whole thing.
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>>61990983
the shitty war approach is getting memory holed
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Convinced my father to take out a 2nd mortgage on his house to 3x long oil. I dont feel so good right now. We both talked and were certain it would work out. Fuck
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>>61991034
Actually its closer to 90% that we stay green today boss.
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>>61990997
I've just been holding the same shit. I'm still down on my etfs and some other shit. Memory and NBIS just gave me some life.
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Oilchuds, your response?
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smiggers are dumb and driven by emotions
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>>61991036
>>61991036
>>61991036

>>61991036
>>61991036
>>61991036

>>61991036
>>61991036
>>61991036
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>>61991043
Just because YOU are a retarded panican does not mean the market is.
You are not smart and you are certainly not smarter than the market.
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>>61991051
Still in the green and the war ain't over yet
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>>61990980
>Trump posts he won
>people believe it
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>>61991056
Fuckin valid, alright
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>>61991043
>Just panick on any war in the middle east bro
K
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>>61990997
Like most bulls I just buy and hold, cash out if there's some very unusual gain somewhere.
I did buy the dip last week though because had a 10k waiting for an entry.
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>>61991055
Trump is a retard and trading based on what his version of reality is the dumbest thing you can do
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>>61991046
PLEASE be true
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>>61991046
Why would you use leverage
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>>61991046
You can sell nigga
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>>61990841
Well I was about 20 minutes.but better late than never
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>>61991180
Btw going sub 660

Hope everyone got puts
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Don't buy oil above 85
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>>61991189
SPY still 669.....
The fuck, you lied.
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During a time when we need reassuring disciplined leadership every utterance is 3x clown hyperbole



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