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inexplicable pump edition

>Latest developments on the illegal and unconstitutional US strikes against Iran
https://iran.liveuamap.com/
https://x.com/sentdefender

>Some helpful links to numb the pain
https://findahelpline.com/
https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/
https://www.whitehouse.gov/refunds
https://jlingz.com/

>European indices
https://live.euronext.com/en

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners: so you feel like in the movies
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform you
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

previous smigger thread
>>61990592
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First for death to america and their non energy equities
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> nows
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>>61991044
Fuck you and your mother fucking Ayatollah
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Pay your respects. And buy CANE.
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>>61991036
>wins
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>>61991044
You LOST
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>>61991036
>inexplicable pump
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>>61991049
I want to buy a burger now
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>imagine buying 10k’s worth of oil longs this morning
Couldn’t be me
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Holding my fertilizer, buying more the second we see another ship getting blown up.
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The market is not american, wtf
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HGRAF off to lower lows! auto-slurpies set to $3
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I love when the market goes schizo and all yall go extra schizo in rsponse.
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>>61991068
Retard
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>>61991067
You mean longs on an inverse oil etf, right? Right?
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>>61991068
My hopium is that it really takes a few weeks to ramp up the fertilizer precursor refinement
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>>61991044
Inshallah.
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>>61991072
wouldn't have it any other way
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>>61991055
What are you blabbering about, migatard? I've never traded oil so it makes no difference to me.
The fact is that the current price makes no sense given the huge supply disruption.
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>>61991049>>61991065

meat is murder
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>>61991036
Is oil going down because the war is ending or because the IEA just dumped millions of barrels onto the market?
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>>61991085
shut up and go murder me up some breakfast
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>sentdefender

Is OP just advertising his monitized twitter account? Stock markets?
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>>61991084
>makes no sense
It does make sense, you are just not intelligent
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>>61991049
such a shame that the cutest animals provide the tastiest meat
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Perhaps your hatred of jews is not the best basis for financial decisions after all
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>calls on the oil shorting ETF
>still down today
Literally how? I'd have assumed the price action of oil would out-muscle any IV crush happening
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>>61991086
80% the latter and 20% retards believing the former
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>>61991084
>i know better than the oil industry and its players
the hubris is hilarious
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>>61991036
>WINS BIGLY
Apologize for doubting the God of the stock market
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>>61991058
I love boxxy
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BOBO BROS WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING
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>>61991058
dumb slut can't even get her eye shadow to go over her bangs like those 2d chicks. why does she even bother boss?
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>world is starting to release oil emergency reserves
>literally billions of barils, almost a year of Hormuz available
>oil goes down
Just simple as. It was a pump and dump for people who buy the mainstream media sensational news.
>but I saw a video of jeets in India waiting to get their fuel?!
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>>61991101
I’m the one he’s responding to. I’m a fucking oil market analyst lmao
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>>61991085
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Just went long on oil btw.
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>>61991108
Give me an analysis
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>>61991107
>a year of the gulf production
This is just flat out wrong
At best it's 2 months
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>>61991107
>literally billions of barils, almost a year of Hormuz available
The 400 million barrels released is just 20 days of Hormuz oil flow lol.
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>>61991113
People pay hundreds of thousands for our products, so no.
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Why does /smg/ suck up all the poster liquidity on /biz/ this is bullshit
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oil princesses i think we got too cocky
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>>61991072
>tfw holding DRAM and DRAM accessories
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>>61991120
I’ll give you tree fiddy
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>>61991036
KHAMENEI IS GAY
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I missed the oil dip
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>>61991127
Bullish on Iranian lube
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BUY OIL, BUY OIL, I REPEAT, BUY OIL
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>>61991127
Maybe that's why he's attacking the Strait
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is hellstar remina irl bullish or bearish?
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Is it a good time to buy $10k Enbridge?
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>>61991134
Strait closed
Gay open
Simple as
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>>61991078
I'm afraid not. It's over
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>>61991139
Ya the Canadian government plans to cuck to energy producers going forward so yes even without the energy crisis
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>>61991084
>im not wrong it's the market that's wrong
lmao get a load of this goy
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kek oil baggies
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>>61991133
it's over. sell already
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OIL MARINES FALL IN

YOU WANNA LIVE FOREVER???

HOORAH
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>worrying over oil

if you're not just trading the intraday between the morning and pre-close fud, you're doing it wrong
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Oil is down yet gas is up to $4 a gallon in my rural shithole county
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>>61991153
$94 per barrel isn't really down yet
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>>61991153
That's because oil is up from $60, so even now that its 'down' it is still 50% more expensive than before. I hope this helps smigger :3
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I kind of want to get back into RAM and storage plays but feel like im chasing the pump. Market just doesnt seem to care about homo straight
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BARRELIES
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And you all called me crazy a few days ago for shorting oil. How many of you idiots were all in on oil with 3x leverage? Just like with silver, you bulltards get too greedy
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To those that sell covered calls, if you're wrong and it goes past your strike, do you roll it forward? Or do you let it expire itm and start selling puts in an attempt to get your shares back?

I'm gonna try the latter, but curious what you guys do.
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>>61991159
Market is in baggie accumulation phase.
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>>61991161
Still am shortbaggy.
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>>61991117
>>61991115
400 million isn't even 25% of their stock. Then you got others who can just follow and sell for a fucking nice profit, there's 8 billions total waiting in the world.
That's more than a year of Hormuz.
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>>61991162
Sell puts that's called wheeling
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>>61991146
Not selling, Oil at around 110$ by the end of the week.
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>>61991168
Lmao okay bud
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>>61991161
If you’re doing it because you know the treasury is putting out more short positions then I understand. If you’re doing it because you think oil is worth less than $100 you’re an idiot.
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>>61991159
Micron will have great earnings but will selloff HARD

Patience will make you more money on the memory play, and SK Hynix is even better than MU but you have to buy shitty Euro ADR, which should really be an EDR but its not called that annoyingly.
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>>61991166
I think you're huffing to much copium
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AHHHHHH WHY IS HGRAF FALLING WHAT THE FUCK WTFWTFWTF
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>>61991168
just sell anon and move on. they will never let it reach $110
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>>61991036
What’s this retard market? It’s all bullshit
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>>61991117
If a half of the oil (Chyna/Poo in the loo oil) will soon pass thru the strait it's actually 40 days
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>>61991174
I'm doing it because I know if the goyim have an opportunity to make profit, they will Shut It Down
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>>61991161
Oil is inverted head and shoulders on the last shoulder

It will be over $100 again tonight.
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>>61991182
its peak manipulation
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>>61991179
But I thought HGRAF investors became millionaires??
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>>61991179
>he unironically boughted HGRAF
lmfao
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>>61991191
Yeah that's why they keep shilling it in here.
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of course yinn skyrockets after i bail on the piece of shit
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BLOODY BASTARD BENCHODE FUCK YOU DO NOT REDEEM THE OILS SAAARRRRRR BEST INWESTMENT SARRRRRRR
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>>61991191
There were shilling that shit Tuesday/Wednesday before it took a dump.
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I repeat, zero percent chance we stay green today
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>>61991188
What we possess is temporary, but what we become is permanent
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>>61991179
the only logical thing to do is to blame trump and da jooz, and then move on boss.
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new cope from r/HGRAF
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BVLL FVCKING SVRGE!
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Good morning.
Listen here sar
You promised me the Oils would reach 10 tousand lakhs...
Instead you lie to be BLOODY BASTARD FUCK YOU
I WILL HAVE TO SELL TESLA NOW SARRRRR
18:00 NEW DELHI TIME OILS TO MOONINGS SAR
HONORABLE MR. KHAMEINI BLOCK POOL SARRRRRRR
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>>61991207
they are the same thing why are you listing the people to blame twice?
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>leddit
You have to go back.
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>>61991204
I would give it up to 1-2 days to bottom, market accumulation of baggies currently.
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The smart oil long is still climbing
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I am once again reminding you that WGO is going to $45 before the end May.
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HGRAF head n shoulder pattern, will buy some when it reaches 2 dollars. kwk baggies
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>>61991226
>HGRIFTED
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All this worrying about oil, you literally find it in the ground lmao faggots
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>The smart oil long is still climbing
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>>61991228
High IQ take
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WEAT?
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Be deadass with me. Is it over?
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>>61991229
DO NOT REDEEM BASTARD SARRR
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>>61991233
We've reached the end of the beginning.
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>TRADING HALTED IN KEY CONTRACTS ON THE LONDON METAL EXCHANGE
Nothing to see here, buy buy buy
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>>61991229
Kek
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>>61991233
I'm over ur mom
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>>61991237
>I bought from you, what do you mean you don't actually have it?
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minor bounce redeemed
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>>61991176
>>61991163
Thanks guys. I will be patient as im still in cash. Thankfully im europoor so sk hynix is less shitty for me
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>>61991168
>>61991179
Old British proverb:
>When the jam boy starts talking about the stock it's time to sell.
Should tell you a lot about HGRAF and OIL.
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>doubting OIL
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>>61991242
Yeah not looking good. Don’t think we’ll dump into red, but we’re definitely cooling off
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>>61991232
Huh? Who said anything about weat bitch you baking?
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>oil pumps overnight
>dumps immediately on market open
What is this pattern called?
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HGRAF derangment syndrome. Just cause you missed out on big gains doesn't mean you have to shit on others.
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>>doubting OIL
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friendly reminder
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>>61991240
I’ve always wondered what would happen to some poor fag that held contracts he couldn’t fulfill and didn’t have the equity to fulfill buying on the open market. I don’t know how much a broker can even sue out of a NEET.

>>61991246
You mean HGRAF and oil shorts

>>61991245
I closed out most of my positions post/pre market, waiting to buy back in. You’re doing good bud.
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>>61991252
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>>61991252
manipulation
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>>61991252
Schizos round here call it the Washington Wash
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>>61991249
I meant miners, its bad
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>>61991252
Futures markets are just the dreams of the sleeping beast. Sometimes even it too has nightmares, but reality always finds a way to snap it back.
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alright fuck it im SLOOOOOORPING more HGRAF. I'm going all in, this is going to $50 EOY
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>>61991272
Don't slurp everything at once. It could still pull back quite a bit more.
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covered call kind of day
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>>61991272
>schlopping HGRIFT
It'll moon like all the other pennystocks without a web presence, right?
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>>61991272
>HGRAF
What is it about this shitty company with a literal whore as a CEO that appeals to people here? Or is it just one schizo samefagging all the time?
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>>61991277
They paid a jeet to astroturf and fleece anons out of their hard earned shekels boss.
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>>61991272
>Investing in anything ran by a woman
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>HGRIFT
KEKbaggies
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Goin' up and it ain't gonna stop.
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>>61991277
redditors posting their reddit plays
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>>61991277
>>61991278
Well i for one did a 140% on it before i panic sold
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>>61991273
>he panic sold?
>pamp eet
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>Hopeless
>Gullible
>Retards
>And
>Fags
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>>61991277
is she hot?
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>>61991224
I love you anon
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>>61991289
I'm only 2 of those things.
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>Oil pumping
>SPY pumping

MAKE IT MAKE SENSE
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>>61991292
She looks like any bimbo HR whore I’ve interacted with. Funny it’s always the HR chick that’s unironically hitting on you at work.
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>>61991295
Stop making sense
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Oh looks like the new Ayatollah is down for doing some zutt butt stuff in the desert like his great great great great great great grandfather boss.
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the world is too negative right now for markets to go down and for oil to go up
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>>61991296
Ok I looked her up and in still photos she kinda looks like a russian concubine.

Video for she looks way more busted (bogged), although she has a very nice voice: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltur0-tR7zA
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>/smg/iggers wrote +1000 posts this weekend about how sure they were about a red monday and oil to 150

AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
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>>61991295
NEEDS TO HIT 660! FUCKING ASSHOLES, WORK YOUR RED MAGIC!
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>>61991277
Yeah I've always known there was something fishy about this company. They probably hire bots to spread gospel all over reddit and the internet. When you start to notice it, they always shill with the same key phrases parroted by the company and that guy Kevin
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Trading halting in London metals exchange, copper zinc aluminium
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>>61991295
its only when you give up on trying to cash in on the next move that it will happen
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>>61991295
Too early. Traders don't know yet there's a war in Iran.
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>>61991305
They are always 5’2” blondes covered in makeup. They got to where they are by sucking dick and playing simps.
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>>61991306
>
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>>61991313
It took traders forever to sell off on COVID.
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look at the qqq on a daily chart and embrace the 2026 unbreakable crab
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>Oil down
>My oil equities are up
Schizo market general
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>>61991320
looks like youve never traded oil and energy before
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>>61991320
Equities front run the commodity usually
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MUbros are we breaking ATH today?
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>>61991036
I know it will come back but goddamn I picked the worst time to diversify with international. Down like 9 grand after dumping in 120k about 2 weeks ago. I might just dump in more...
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>>61991327
Don't jinx it
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Call me the quantum trader
My trade changes depending on the observer
If I don't look at it, it goes my way
If I open Robinhood and monitor it, it hard reverses
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>>61991320
Same lol
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theres no more bad news right now, the current situation has been priced in
the markets will not fall anymore
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>>61991280
Mommy touch your pp?
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>>61991139
Depends on your risk tolerance for USMCA this year. If negotiations go badly then its got pipes running across the border and back which will be a mess to sort out and probably send Eastern Canada into trouble.
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>>61991335
Yours did :)
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>>61991334
Trump's holding a conference in 15 minutes.
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>>61991328
>he invested in emerged markets
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>>61991327
It'll break through when it's good and ready
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>>61991342
markets will pump or do nothing, like every other time he talks
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>>61991342
He’s going to say something stupid and tank the markets
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I NEED THE WHOLE GLOBAL FINANIAL SYSTEM TO CRASH AND MILLIONS OF PEOPLE TO DIE IN ARMED CONFLICT SO I CAN MAKE $300 IN GAINS WITH MY FAR OTM 0DTE PUT IN MY $540 PORTFOLIO CAN IRAN JUST DESTROY THE DESALINATION PLANTS OF ISRAEL ARLEADY WHAT THE FUCK IS TAKING SO DAMN LONG I KNOW IM NOT THE ONLY ANON WHO FEELS THIS WAY MOTHERFUKERS BETTER START BLOWING SHIT UP I NEED SOME FUCKING NEETBUX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
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>>61991334
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>>61991342
Hopefully it dumps and I can buy the dip.
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>>61991349
DO IT! I NEED LOWER RED DEATH PRICES!!!
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>>61991342
He pooped his pants. Bullish for fertiliser.
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>>61991334
Nigger why do you like calling the top for the day
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>>61991179
It had a huge pump, you should have sold
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>>61991338
US will be looking for concessions on manufacturing not energy especially with the current crisis so I don't think there is too much risk
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>>61991342
Never trust the Orange Swan
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>>61991351
Nothing ever happens boss.
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>>61991351
No one will target anyone's desalination plants because if it happens literally 200 million desert people will all get #shrekt. Sorry bro, I cry for your portbolio as well
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WE ARE THE OIL MARINES
WE CARRY THE FLAME
WE PRAY TO ALLAH
TO HONOR OUR GAIN
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>>61991357
how could i have called the top? t here was a previous high already
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>>61991356
How about instead of brownies shitting on prostitutes in Dubai they share shitting on wheat fields. Profit?
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>>61991368
Trve...
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>>61991343
What should I buy instead ?
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>>61991351
are you me?
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>>61991327
Maybe Wednesday
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>WE PRAY TO ALLAH
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>>61991373
Trade the market as it stands or sit it out. Those foreign markets have already emerged, the emerging cycle is over.
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Consider the following.
>Trump was saved from the assassins bullet by G_d because he is the Jewish Messiah and will lead us into the "Golden Age".
Now I don't see anybody with any evidence to the contrary, so I reckon we got nothing to fear and this will be wrapped up faster than an individually wrapped candy on an assembly line boss.
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BOIL getting shredded
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>>61991389
Trump was saved by Allah to bring upon US downfall.
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>>61991366
Who is Allah?
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Oil really looking like it's going for another leg down.
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>>61991379
you're right it would be much more accurate to say: "we pray to hashem"
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>>61991389
Both trump and his followers actually believe this and thats why I'm long oil
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>>61991398
A gay faggot
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>>61991389
that's stupid
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SPY +2% EOD
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>>61991328
What did you buy?
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alright im just going to stop looking at hgraf for the next year :-)
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>>61991342
I’ll watch on MattMorseTV, need the trump cuck perspective.
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>>61991403
oy vey that is not very kosher, my guy
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I just finished skiing. I see everything is pumping, what lies did the market gobble up today?
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>>61991387
What does this even mean? Vxus had just flipped voo. There were good indicators. I don't consider holding an etf trading...
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HNNGH I CAN'T HOLD IT ANYMORE I'M I'M GONNA INVOOOOST
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>>61991405
it's already rolled over anon

just be thankful for the gains so far
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>>61991414
Drumpf said he will end the war when he feels it in his bones. Market took that to mean he will end the war when he feels it in his bones.
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LONG OIL RIGHT FUCKING NOW OR ELSE THE ECONOMY GETS IT!
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Anyone else think its time for sqqq?
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>>61991419
TRUMP IS SPEAKING, ABORT GAINS!
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>>61991420
He's already pretty boned.
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>IRGC Say They Will Target US Industries In The Region In Coming Hours - Tasnim News
>- Asks People To Evacuate Nearby Areas
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>>61991414
What you mean? If you are sure this is fake than surely you can take advantage of the situation, right?
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SARRRRR LONG THE OILS NOW SAR
FUCK YOU FUDDINGS
FUCK YOU HONORABLE MR. KHAMEINI
CLOSE STRAIT NOW SARRR
FUCK YOU PAKISTAN
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i need a quick 0dte play /smg/
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>hgraf
Ahhhhhhhhhh
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>>61991420
His bone spurs?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nA_swpuQJrw
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So in the war against calling oil shorts Jews and the oil longs Indians, the oil long mocker is winning
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>Checked FUTU
>Their platform is called moomoo
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>>61991426
>IM A IM A COOOOMING HOURS.
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>>61991431
dont worry, $50 EOY, use this time to load up on more good sir :-)
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Historically, this is a green week. That said, I don't think it will be.
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>>61991425
Give a dog a bone and he will have fun for a day, teach him to fish for his own bones and he will have fun for the rest of his life
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>>61991430
spy 665 puts, good luck
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why is a guy posting from a jeetdroid calling everyone a jeet
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>>61991430
>CEO went on Fox News this morning
>Old people started buying
>Up 10%
>Rug has begun
Get your puts now, Anonymous.
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Its going down now.
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Well, my oil companies are still going up, so yeah
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>>61991442
All phones are jeetphones now. Read the news about apple.
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Are all commodities traders insane?
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I TOLD Y'ALL BOUT DAT INVERTED HEAD AND SHOULDERS ON OIL

Y'ALL FINNA GET THE FUCK OUT OF STOCKS & INTO THE BLACK GOLD YA HEAR?
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Trump streak about to start
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsJmUvw2C9g
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SPY Daily - Bull Flag or Double Top

Call it.
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>>61991444
im still kicking myself for not leaving money in it when it was at 25 cents
i mean sure, no way i wouldve held it to 10 bucks or anywhere close, but i regret missing that one
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>>61991454
Stream*
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>>61991454
just tell me what he says fren

it physically pains me to hear this retard talk
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>>61991456
My digits say bull flag
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guys dont buy. its not ever. as long as iran exist nothing is over. we will keep bleeding out over the coming months. NOTHING HAS CHANGED! let it crash in one go.
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>>61991454
>streak
this wasn't in the briefing
GET IT?
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>>61991457
Still seething I lost like 100 bucks on an UAMY play last Oct
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>>61991454
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>>61991459
Stay seething FAGGOT
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Trump dump or Trump pump?
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>>61991459
go do some zutt stuff with your new ayatollah, faggot`
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Are you dense
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>>61991468
Trump Crump

(Pumps then Dumps then Crabs)
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When to buy on travel stocks UAL, DAL, CCL, and AAL? Can I pull the trigger now and hold til September?
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>>61991454
Closed my 0dte condors for pennies thanks orange asshole.
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>>61991470
my cock is
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I need oil at 500 so I can use all the profit to buy more soxl
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is trump going live????
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>>61991477
IDK he might have a heart attack.
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>>61991473
They've already signaled that if this keeps up for any longer it'll affect their Q2 performance, so maybe hold off for a bit to see how things shake out this and next week.
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>>61991468
If he was announcing something bad he probably would wait till 4
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Got a link to our Leaders speech boss?
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>>61991459
>YOU'D ALL BE SPEAKING GERMAN RIGHT NOW
>MAYBE A LITTLE JAPANESE
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>>61991481
This .
Expect a attempt to pump
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I'm not selling my puts
SPY 650 by the weekend
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>>61991481
>trying to time the Trump
He'll take his dump ANYWHERE
ANYTIME
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>>61991389
You going to post the money you made so far this year or not
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>>61991482
>>61991454
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market pumps or does nothing on dump
his word has less weight on the market now because he says stupid shit that is inconsistent constantly now instead of a few times a week
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>>61991486
why have puts even that far out when options prices are so juiced? the risk to reward isnt there
if youre in spreads like a reasonable lad then disregard
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Loaded up PL calls for earnings
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>>61991473
Do you really think there's going to be tourism boom in the summer?
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I just remembered it's also FOMC week.
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>>61991490
thanks boss
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>>61991493
i was gambling and i'm going down with the ship
no one has ever called me a reasonable laddie
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>>61991497
nothingburger, and if they cut rates markets would crash
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>Republicans are now dropping all pretenses. This war is just another George Bush neo-con hail mary where they go "If we just bomb Iran/Iraq hard enough the middle east will become terror free and peaceful!"
someone kill me
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Bought WEAT calls. Not totally convinced it will pump without the covid stimmie inflation, but more bullish than oil with how politicized oil is right now I think.
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>>61991497
Can't wait.
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I keep thinking calls on fedex seem like a good idea
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He’s gunna show up exactly 29 minutes late isn’t he.
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>>61991497
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>>61991503
its even worse because dump is 100 times more retarded than gw
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>>61991508
not really, economic slowdown isnt a good time to buy shippers
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>>61991497
rate hikes. we all know they are coming. its his final farewell gift to trump.
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>>61991512
I guess I'm looking at it from more of a tariff refund standpoint since they aren't gonna refund SHIT
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>>61991513
>rate hikes
Absolutely devilish.
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look at his stupid hunchback ass walk in lmao
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>>61991509
Exactly correct.
I’m a genius (-88% ytd)
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>>61991504
Eh I took a oil gamble and bought VIX to cover losses if it goes sideways.
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Here we go
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>>61991514
youd buy on actual refunds then, still a long time out
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Holy shit he's nervous.
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>>61991511
They are destroying their base right now with their weird little jewish dealth cult. They're telling their base that if you don't support judasism or if you do stuff like say "Christ is King" you're not a true American.

And I'm pretty sure they are threatening anyone speaking out against the war with a "trip to guantanamo"
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>>61991524
their base loves Jews and wishes they were jewish
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We will pump
TDS /smg/ cucks will seethe
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holy shit he's bombing! looks like a panic attack all he knows how to do is belittle Iran when theyre kicking his ass
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>>61991526
That's boomer only. The younger generation is absurdly right wing against Jews
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>"Iran is doing quite well in the war" President Trump
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>we've done this and this and this and this
None of this changes the fact that the straight is still closed
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his heart's not in it, is it?
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the pipes
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>we destroyed all their minelaying ships
>but they can still put their mines on other ships and still drop them
?
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How are the markets going to react trump glazing and lying to their faces, instead of stating his plans to end this.
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>we will destroy the pipes
>we totally could
>destroy the pipes
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>>61991454
looks and talks like a punished child
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>>61991534
He's the worst person to talk about the war. All he can do is the most cartoonish version of hisself talking about how much he's winning when literally everyone sees the opposite. The clown has no clothes.
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>>61991543
>>61991543
>>61991543
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>won
>but need help in the strait
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Never thought so many panican troons were in /smg/
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>>61991535
I mean it's an open secret the war isn't going well. it doesn't matter how much we bomb them if they can just throw out cheap drones by hand. Hence why we asked everyone for help and every single ally said no. Even japan told us to fuck off.

Did he just Japan? I'm not crazy right he just insulted Japan right?
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>>61991538
"Pamp eet". All the algorithms will take his statements as fact.
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>US President Trump On Iran War: Continued In Full Force Over Past Few Days
- US Has Struck More Than 7,000 Targets
- Iran's Anti-Aircraft Equipment Is ‘Decimated’
- Achieved 95% Reduction In Iran Drone Attacks
- Iran Doesn't Have Many Missiles Left
- Not Sure If Any Mines Have Been Dropped In Strait Of Hormuz

>There are no mines
>we have destroyed mines
>we would have destroyed if there were any
>I don't know if there are any
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This guy predicted 9/11 what a prophet
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Here we go boys. Say goodbye to Green Day.
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>>61991563
WHY DIDN'T HE STOP IT

WHY DIDN'T HE INFORM MARK WALHBERG

THINGS COULDA GONE DOWN A WHOLE LOT DIFFERENTLY
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>>61991503
don't say that babe. good morning. love you and thinking about you.
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>>61991441
thanks anon
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Here are the big takeaways from Trumps speech.
>We should have done this long ago.
>Over 9000 targets have been struck since the beginning of the SCO.
>This has to be some kind of record as we've been attacking them from every direction 24 hours a day.
>We could have this thing over in 5 minutes, but it would take a long time to rebuild.
>We're hammering them where the whore's moose.
>We sunk all of their ships.
>We get less than 1% of our oil supply from this area, but other nations get far more.
>Iran is not going to be able to continue for much longer.
>Some of the areas of the country that we haven't bombed will be bombed.
>45,000 great soldiers are going to go in and protect everything and do the mine sweeper.
>Our Leader predicted all of this long ago.
>Clinton could have taken this shot, and protected the trade towers, but he didn't.
>Something about blood, and drill baby drill.
>Venezuela has millions of barrels, and it's all ours.
>We've taken out millions from there and brought it to our great refineries in Houston.
>We're rapidly stepping up, and they will be doing things we have never thought possible, quickly and enthusiastically.
>paper tiger and has no momentum.
>Trump-Kennedy center is going to be the greatest thing in the world ever.
>We're rebuilding it.
>They did a bad job, so we have to make it great again.
>It could potentially be something so great its unbelievable.
No questions yet boss.
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>>61991106
Kek, I remember this joke.
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>>61991108
Wow cool! My grandma is also an oil analyst.
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>>61991208
lol
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hey man im glad it went up 1% so now my losses are only 3% when my sell order executes



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