Infinite Risk Edition>Latest developments on the US strikes against Iranhttps://iran.liveuamap.com/https://x.com/sentdefender>Some helpful links to numb the painhttps://findahelpline.com/https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/https://www.whitehouse.gov/refundshttps://jlingz.com/>European indiceshttps://live.euronext.com/en>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates>Previously on /smg/:>>>61993903
KEK OIL BAGGIESKEK BOBOKEK
PWAHAHAHAHAHAH FUCKING BAGGIES I TOLD YOU GREEN BY OPEN
>>61995186Bros ive lost 10 pounds over the last 2.5 weeks because stress is killing my appetite. Please give me a way out of litigation hell.
why would you ever short the stock market? all the biggest companies and economies in the world 100% support us leadership
shalom goys
And to think I almost considered going long on bonds for safety
>>61995203bonds are still a nice dip buy
>>61995192It's always green on Saint Patrick's day boss.
>>61995195>Please give me a way out of litigation hell.Violence>made up nonsense like laws
>>61995181It is extremely gay, and that is a scientific/mathematic fact.Im sorry anon, you are gay.
>bears fell for the WWIII and oil to $300 memes
Is this bullish or bearish?
>>61995207I would only ever go for long corps or junk bonds because of the premium. Going for government or mortgage bonds just feels so cucky
>short the indexes 1 hours after open>profitliterally free money
>>61995195it's only 10 pounds you can make that back
>>61995195what did you do
>>61995217it doesnt matter, iran is losing, america is winning and making the world safer and america is making even more money because they can sell oil for double
How do you guys cope with being impatient
im banning myself from opening my broker in the first hour
So the pool is open?
>>61995228you need to buy calls in 10 mins or you are going to miss a 2% green day
>>61995226Back when I was a loser and needed help coping with shit because I was a loser, alcohol helped me cope with everything boss.
>>61995195
>>61995226Just leaving it in God's hand.
>>61995232If you're not an US/Israel ally and are trading in Yuan, yes. Otherwise, no.
>>61995216How's China doing?
>The pentagon is using grok
>>61995224
>>61995237Its really hard when ultimately you may need to go to court. I was doing ok the first 6 months or so then my volume went up and its like someone flipped a switch now I want to die
>>61995246
>>61995250a few soldiers lost is a small price to pay for global freedom and safety for all
Is the market betting on TACO?
>>61995251>Its really hard when ultimately you may need to go to court.what did you do
>>61995217thing has been nothing but problems
>>61995239I bet all of my money on the idea that trump would not destroy his 1000 year political dynasty on something this dumb when he was at the peak of his ascendency, and that israel was run by politically adept people who would not want to turn both sides of the poltical spectrum against it simultaneously.I am now beheemed, and have about $2000 left.Lord in your mercy, here my prayer.
>>61995251Are you being sued or are you the law firm anon?
>>61995257Probably. The market fails to understand there's no possibility of a TACO here, though.
>>61995217Well that didn't take long. Looks like we're running away with our tail tucked between our legs. I hate how impotent our military has become. We can't even beat a bunch of goat fuckers who don't even have a supreme, or even a deluxe leader at this point boss.
>>61995257theres no taco, war is bullish, markets rise, oil fears are reducing, oil fallslong markets today or miss out big
>>61995250needs an amazon prime cuckvan picking it up>>61995256based. Israel must be defended to the last Goymerican.
>>61995259I wonder if America's soldiers slowly becoming brown retarded mutts is part of the issue.
what is the definition of this taco meme
>>61995273dumpey make market scared and sell then he say just kidding and make market pumppey
>>61995226by being patient for my setup
>>61995273Its an acronym for Trump backing out of things. 'Trump Always Chickens Out'.
>>61995273TrumpAlwaysConquersOrientals
Witch one of the oil schizos here writes for Reuters ?
>>61995273Truck Always Cucks Oswald.
BANG BANG BANGhow ya do today
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANGCAM ON AND MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINS
>He said it.Ok he also said "because we're very confident that this thing is going ahead of schedule".
holy green
MU WARFACE
My folio has already decided that nothing ever happens
>>61995265>>61995268The entire military doctrine of the US (and Israel incidentally) is, "hope no one fights back so we can destroy them from the air and call it a victory".Iran was never going to roll over (see Iran-Iraq war) so this should never have been started.
>>61995288this is all you need to know that the stock market will riseconsumers dont matter, most businesses sell to other businesses that sell to the government
>>61995286LETS FUCKING GOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
>>61995288>it could hurt consumers (ie. the common man)>that's the last of our concern right nowUtterly bleak times.
The market wants to fuck someone's ass but it isn't sure who yet.
>>61995298cute
>>61995300Goys aren't people anon
>>61995286Based>>61995288>It could hurt consumers I guess but fuck 'em
>>61995304could we get maybe a 3/5ths status plz UwU?
I love how this pump couldn't wait just a few more days for my paycheck
>>61995281"Iran's threat" ok, so the 200$ figure must be true if Iran says it.
MY SANDISK IS 1% FROM RED AIEEEEEEEEE
Oh no HGRAF trannies not again
My oil companies are still up bigly today THOUGHMaybe stop looking at what is artificially supressed and look at what actual, tangibles, companies' stocks are doing.
>>61995312I don't get out of bed for less than $250 a barrel.
>>61995303Thanks, I've been working out
> They 'invested' in a company making basically complex charcoal, being run by a bimbo Instagram CEO
>>61995217Based crew telling Israel to put their own boots on the ground instead of US' ones
>>61995312Actual article dives very deep into the deficit the world faces on oil right now if you care to actually read it https://www.reuters.com/markets/commodities/irans-200-oil-threat-isnt-that-far-fetched-2026-03-17/
bearish or bullish that my sweat smells like coffee?
apologize
>>61995322Are you sure that's you and not the coffee pot boss?
Seriously why are we pumping We expecting rate cuts or something
>>61995325pretty sure, yeah. my armpits smell like coffee kek
>>61995314I miss my great graphene gains
>>61995326I thought we all understood the market is fake and gay, so green line always goes back up eventually.
>>61995326insiders know the war is over goy
aaaaand short
>>61995321You tell me. When they shut down all the oil in the 1970 it wasn't even close to 200$ adjusted for inflation. I do think it's far fetched.
>>619953263 red weeks in a row, theres no way the market can go down again, the oil situation is solved, the war is over
>>61995326US allies telling trump to fuck off might end the war sooner
MY SANDISK IS RED AIEEEEEEEEEEE
maybe the play isn't buying oil, but buying prodcust refined from oil, since they are also blowing up refineries? like naphta, gasoline or kerosene? liquidity seems a lot less for those products though :/what do you think, smiggers?
>>61995337mine has a lil red LED on it that flashes when i'm moving data in or out
GET UR PUTS READY IF WE BOUNCE OFF THE TRENDLINE AGAIN WERE SHITTING SO HARD ITLL MAKE INDIA LOOK CLEAN
>>61995333Not your reader faggot . get a sketchy ai summary if you're too illiterate to read an article
ONDSscoop now or wait?
think about it rationallyhow could the market sell off today? what narrative would there be? theres nonewe will go up more or crab here, the negativity is over
>coworker gets assigned to a different department for six months or so>run into him during lunch>looks like he's lost some weight>looking good>...anon, i'm getting divorced>oh shit, sorry man>it's alright>thousand-yard stare>mfw
>>61995333The world wasn't nearly as industrialised as it is today
>>61995342Don't need to l. Oil won't hit 200$
>>61995339what the helly
>>61995341technicals dont matter, oil falling will push markets up now. the situation is different than it was last week
what si pushing nasdaq? nothing is more then 3% up
>>61995326This market is kinda hilarious in its fakeness and gayness desu. It's like it can only worry about something for two weeks, then it forgets regardless of whether that thing was resolved or not.
>>61995346And we didn't have shale etc as well.
>>61995347Okay just remember that the schizos here and Ron Busso tried to warn you
>>61995351its a broad market buy
We´re retardpumping
>>61995350thats why i said IF you stupid nigger learn to read you fucking redditardjust cuz you cant read a chart dont mean nobody can bitchtitsif we break trend were gonna see some serious shit
Stocks will keep going up at least until they start going down again. We will know for sure when that happens because price changes will switch from an upward direction to a downward one. The main indicator that we can use to identify this switch is that we will begin to see stock prices falling instead of rising. That will tell us when returns on stocks have changed from positive to negative.
>>61995351Retail investors buying index ETFs and pension funds
>>61995362theres no if, its literally not going to happen. big green dildo straight through into bull market resuming
you think this is a faceripper rally? try another 2% lads. exit puts now
>>61995367nigger if you buy etf you automatically buy the top marketcap stocks which didnt rise
>>61995364Stocks are never going to go down again boss.#NothingCanStopThisRally
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4UqMyldS7Q
The war is over
>>61995380Blatant propaganda but still possible
>>61995367Sounds like some baggies being made.
>>61995372They all look up to me, give me a top market cap stock on the Q's that's not up
>>61995380He had a wife and 3 children so this makes no sense whatsoever. I mean even if she was a beard and his children were a "cover" he STILL had them.
>>61995380>a pedo laughing at a fagTruly the most kosher of timelines
the selloff is over
>>61995380Is this why he is attacking the Strait? It all makes sense now
>Diesel prices surge to $5 per gallon, highest since 2022, as Iran war disrupts global oil suppliesOh no nono no no no
>>61995391having a family is gay
>>61995395old news, cry about it, the economy marches on
>>61995395only the beginning. think 2008 but many times worse
>>61995380>sir, we can't find him>okay, no bigge... why don't we call him a fag instead?>uh... well sir...>no, i like that. put it out there.100% his idea lol
>>61995404Was just on the phone with a client who was asking for a qoute and when I mentioned diesel prices he pretty much said this
>>61995391>this makes no sense whatsoeverCongress is full of closeted fags with children kek.
>>61995404You voted for this haha
>>61995410your client is literally worth nothing in the overall economy of megacorps
>>61995391Yeah gay dudes are never deep in the closet with a wife and kids. Impossible
Sandpeople stocks are not plummeting as fast as I'd like. I would like to buy.
why is that every time we get a good fucking dump everything just does a v-shaped recovery? how am i supposed to position if you're not giving me any fucking retests or pullbacksif this is trully the bottom i'm sure we'll get something retarded like 8 green days in a row and then oops haha we're already back at all time highs what do you mean you missed the dip?fucking bastards
You bought the yearly Trump does something dip, right?
>4 buckaroosHGRIFT sissies, where is my promised million?
>>61995380Can't we just have Mossad Agents put a car bomb in his Miata, and be done with it boss?
>>61995419>sandpeople You mean the gulf? Be patient because the war is going to continue to fuck them for awhile since they are in drone range
>>61995423the market has spent 3 weeks trading in the most robotic channel imaginable dunno what youre talking aboutyoure just bad and retarded basically
>>61995423>babbies first market
>Burgers are asleep>Oil pumps naturally>Burgers wake up>Suddenly (((for no reason))) it starts dumping hardHow can I not notice?
Options expire this Friday, nothing will be allowed to move until then.
>>61995444Trips confirm
AAAAAAAAHHHHH YOU TOLD ME WEAT WAS GOING UP
>>61995448It's not though.
>>61995448>WEATCFMOSFERTILIZERS
>>61995450AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>61995444nothing is moving since october but okay
>>61995443Tell me what irrelevant country you're from so I can laugh at you.
>>61995450Seems accurate so you know it will be vastly more retarded than that.
>>61995380Looks like there are many more gay people involved in this
can someone smarter than me fill me in on something? I recently saw META bought "Moltbook" how exactly does a reddit for LLM agents make them money? How does buying a gimmick made by using free opensource code make META money? Does this not signal the same type of retard things that happened during the dotcom bubble? META is firing up to 20% of their staff because of their AI spending on stuff like this
SANDISKBROS WERE GREEN GAIN
>>61995464wait I take it back, he's based>it is clear we started this war due to pressure from Israel and it's powerfull American lobby
>>61995443sorry i sold 1 barrel to pay for breakfastgonna need to sell 1 barrel shortly for early lunch
>>61995469Not following it but often they buy things just to stop competing ideas.
>>61995469>they bought moltbook Kek , I didn't know this thanks . The best part about this is how easy it would be to make their own so unless they got this for dirt cheap it's really retarded
>>61995474Damn I feel for his family having to deal with his eventual completely unforseen suicide
>>61995476I don't see how it's competition, it was just a form of reddit that only LLM agents could use and was made with open source code from OpenClaw
>>61995474Insanely based letter. Too bad they'll slander him and eventually find him suicided with two shots to the back of the head.
>>61995474>da j00z made us attack Iraq and iranlolLmaoUnhinged retard. Good riddance.
>>61995483I mean they very much did though but if he has a problem with that he did the right thing by resigning since you shouldn't be political in that position
>>61995474Insanely based.
>>61995343I buyded a gamble bag after seeing your post. Up 1.5% already.
>>61995345Stocks for this feel?
>>61995483Shouldn't you be hiding in your underground shelter right now?
I am floundering - financially, professionally, and personally.
>>61995488gratz anonfuck I did nothing like alwaysI should just log into the paper trade side of my account so I can at least pretend
>>61995495Kek.
No refunds
>>61995474>not wanting to die for IsraelConcerningly anti-Semitic
>>61995499I need an actual process. I hate buying and selling randomly even though those end up being my most successful trades. Shits all retarded.I just grabbed a gamble bag myself on this little pullback. Not sure how long I'll hold for.
>>61995268Do you have respect for anything at all babe?Look at what your hate is making you do and say. You should be so ashamed. Praying for you that you will get a lesson that will stick.
>>61995501All the large cyber security outifts do this since they are basically box checkers for insurance purposes and are full of incompetent people hired quickly to fill demand. Crowdstike is probably worse
>>61995474he knew what he signed up for wtf his problem
>>61995485No, Israel warned the US not to get involved in Iraq. And Trump had to strong arm Bibi to attack Iran for Epic Fury,
>>61995518Everyone knew the US was a little zogged but trumps 2nd term is something else
>>61995513I just saw that crab and decided it was 50/50. I used to trade a pattern on Forex that looked for similar. When it broke out my indicator would ping to buy. Often a fake out though. Will see soon enough.
MUbabes we broke ATH
>>61995380That explains why the daughter looks nothing like him
>>61995268definitely is babe
>>61995518Trump renegged on basically every campaign promise - or at least the ones I remember
>>61995523>trump had to strong arm bibi That's not what Rubio said and its also not what literally anyone believes . Trump was focused on the Caribbean before AIPAC and Lindsey Graham made him bow to bibi again
oof crab day. im outta here
>>61995474Israel finally getting called out is wild, time to expel the jews once more.
>>61995529IM GONNA CUM UGHHHHHHH
>>61995533Her beard would have grown in eventually.
>>61995547irrelevant. the US itself is a continent-wide golem.
>>61995528I guess it's consolidating to do *something*
>>61995203I still love you and i will help you get better.
kek oil
>>61995537you knew what you signed up for
Thread is moving really slow compared to the last several days. Are we back?
>>61995560The oiltards left
>>61995474>it's realHoly fuck! And he named the jew as well! This is...big.
>>61995435>trading in the most robotic channel imaginable>most robotic channel imaginableELI5 anon.What does this mean?
>>61995560irans out of missiles, wars over oil back to 60
>>61995563Nope I'm still here and in the green 5% today
>>61995563Hopefully they roped. That one tard telling everyone to go long oil yesterday kek.
>>61995218I unironically take pride knowing my US government bonds are aiding in Israel’s victory. Let China and Japan dump all their bonds, I’ll slurp em up.
YOU GO BACK, JACKDO IT AGAINWHEEL TURNING ROUND AND ROUND
ES is up big compared to SPY today, feels bullish to me
>>61995469Meta is unironically evil that exploits its users.Meta owns facebook, instagram and whatsapp.Can you think of evil uses for a reddit for LLM agents?
Good morning you bloody bastard benchode motherfuckOils are still being redeemedPlease contact Honorable Mr. Khameini and Honorable Mr. Modhi to block the Straits at once
>>61995569And they found Khamenei jr secret hideout in his closet
>>61995586I wouldn't keep shorting oil rajesh . I'm worried your family will starve in the upcoming energy shortages
>>61995474Stuff like this doesn’t matter.What matters is twitter looks like /pol/ right now.I really never would have expected that Israel could be so foolish at a time when support for them was already on the ropes and dems are basically the clean cut arm of hezbollah.Incredible, truly incredible stuff.
>>61995416>AYATOLLAH, I NEED YOU TO GET OUT OF THE CLOSET
>>61995596nice profile pic anon
>I wouldn't keep shorting oil rajesh .>I'm worried your family will starve in the upcoming energy shortages
>>61995437Seriously, ah blu blu blu the market is hard to read when it is being driven by a military conflict. How could I possibly trade this? I'm just a big dumb baby who only understands directional plays.
Oil marine sisters... don't check the chart...
>>61995450Gemini confirmed this nigga is retarded
>>61995593doesn't matter. Israel will get another 100 billion by EOY
>futures
I'm making money and all I do is buy dips and sell covered callsI don't know what some of you niggas are complaining about
>>61995611Not back to $85 yet raj but we are all pulling for you
>>61995367Boomers are about to lose money.
>>61995618Same9.2% realized gain this monthlove Trump's market
>>61995614Israel will always be fine. But this was stupid, they will need to do a lot of work to come back from it.
>>61995391Most guys with beards are a little bisexual.
>>61995474>OY VEY, HOW ANTISEMETIC!
>>61995474>Theyre gonna scapegoat all this bullshit to israhell and America will keep on doing this fuckery anywayMan I was really hoping for the collapse of the dollar or at least a change in American foreign policy and legislature around lobbying but no theyll just blame netanyahoo and keep destabilizing 3rd worlders and using the dollar as a weapon after yahoo and orange man are gone. Worse of all the goyim cattle cant even see what they’re doing
>>61995636and that's a good thing!
>>61995290>MU
>pbra is too risky smg saidKektop!
>>61995636>blame netanyahooHahahaYeah sure. That's blasphemy in the Jewnited States.
>>61995474holy shit
WE ARE CRASHING OUT
Nothing ever happens bogleheads are always undefeated.
>>61995655It's going to repeg to 6750 buy your calls.
>>61995649true. His last appearance in Congress he got more cum than the fat Best Korean guy does.
the VIX has calmed down
>>61995636>I was really hoping the US would collapse but instead people will correctly blame Israel, why are goyim cattle like this?
LITEbros is it over?
I’ve lost all my money now what
>>61995665You had to fucking say it, didn't you?
>>61995671what did you do?
war is over
posted yesterday how i fucked up waiting for MU to go doen to 350 when it went down to 360 instead and i never bought back in, now its 450.this is so depressing, maybe just holding onto stuff was the right thing all along..
>>61995671Time to work the corner bro.
>>61995680*hugs you*
people like me are dinners
>>61995680>he gets emotional when gambling er i mean, trading.ngmi like that
TRUMP: BECAUSE OF THE FACT THAT WE HAVE HAD SUCH MILITARY SUCCESS, WE NO LONGER “NEED,” OR DESIRE, THE NATO COUNTRIES’ ASSISTANCE — WE NEVER DID! LIKEWISE, JAPAN, AUSTRALIA, OR SOUTH KOREA. IN FACT, SPEAKING AS PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, BY FAR THE MOST POWERFUL COUNTRY ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD, WE DO NOT NEED THE HELP OF ANYONE!USA USA USA!
>>61995649Theres a clear divide going on in the united states between zionists and people like tucker carlson who still believe in American exceptionalism that America should and has to colonize the rest of the world including Israel not alongside it >>61995668Example of said goy cattle
Not much happening today huh
PLEASE DON'T HELP US
>>61995692magnificent cope mr president
>>61995671now the healing can begin
>>61995686the only hug thatll save me is bobo hugging the market down to the bottom again..>>61995691im not otherwise i would FOMO in at the top
>>61995692>>61995697real seething hours
>>61995692>>61995697>fell for the chuddabut I did nothing...
>>61995697
>>61995695nope.
>>61995697>takes his ball and goes home
>>61995697>Mr President have you tried reverse psychology?
>>61995695Gonna be like this until Friday afternoon
>>61995702then dont get depressed, but i understand that special kind of pain when the market moves without you. youll have a chance next time, markets arent going anywhere
POMP EET
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kegwwB4RHgAhow can i scam american tax payers?
HGRAF PLEASE STAY GREEN I BEG OF YOU
GAUZ
>>61995697After this is all done Trump is going to destroy NATO, he still has two more years as President
>>61995394kek underrated
>>61995717Stocks and market?
>>61995697when the US finally forces the strait open after however long, he is going to be so spiteful. probably gonna force ships to pay a toll if they're going to a country that didn't help him against iran.
>>61995697He didn't need those ships that were on the way two days ago.
Holy fuck if these numbers are accurate
>>61995474>>61995636I had an epiphany its going to be worse that expected theyre setting up a Trump redemption arc. Trump is gonna said he realizes his mistake (while simultaneously dodging blame by blaming Israel and his advisors) and withdrawal and he will get to show how humble he is and his grass eating cult will get even stronger. This is genial, I must tip my hat to glow niggers on this one
That schizo pajeet spammer is still posting. Lmao
>>61995717can't be that hard to figure out if somalians can do it
>>61995730So long as Iran can keep shitting out its temu drones that won't happen.
>>61995671Scrape together enough for kneepads and/or rope
>>61995697>blahblahblahGood, pull us out of NATO, ditch Israel and Ukraine like worn dumpster sluts and clean up the trash that other countries have implanted in our gov at every level and then maybe we can get taxes cut by 1/3rd.
can we get an AI president?
There are people out there that bought the Dubai real estate generational top in February, fucking kek.
>>61995636holy shit you are a seething thirdie lol
>>61995740I agree, Europe has just shown that NATO is worthless and that they can't be trusted, why are we spending tax dollars over there? Let them deal with Russia
>>61995394He actually wants to save him.
>>61995741An Israeli
>>61995733I don't get it.
Kek shiny rocks are getting heemed
>>61995741Governance is almost certainly something which will be done by AI.Actually I think it may be the thing that makes communism work, since the soviets said lacking a unit of account to manage all the data was what killed them.Communism is still morally wrong but if some tankiechuds want to form a blue hair nation an ai could probably pull it off.
Thanks orange faggot, I got cheap AGQ.
You know what, as much as I was planning on buying back into oil at the low 90s, I think the train has left the station. I’ll just be happy with where we’re at.
KEK OIL BAGGIES
>>61995762Bussyant keeping it under his thumb.
>>61995697>Fuck you faggots we don't need your help>Please help me against Iran>Fuck you it was just a shit test>WE NEVER WANTED HELPGeez.
>>61995650Even if that were true, we already started, we are committing lives and resources to this and it is better that it works than if it fails, which would be a disaster on many levels. I get you are mad, and you may be right to be. But you are also sick, and this kind of stuff makes your illness worsr. Focus on more positive things babe. Got a busy day today, shopping loans, wish me luck.
>>61995697he can say this but nothing really changes. dont get emotional and short this
>>61995762They deserve it for shitting up the thread with commodities talk the last 2 weeks. In a fortnight we better be back to just laughing at INTCels and and talking about actual stocks.
>>61995755tankiechuds will blindly worship the AI like a god and the AI's hallucinations will have hiliarious ramifications for their society. They should try implementing it in Canada
>>61995766It’s not NATOs problem, at the same time NATO would never come to the US aid and it doesn’t make sense to bankroll europoors. Just let Russia take them over IMO, US should unironically align with Russia against europoors and China.
>>61995766Every single world leader now has the exact sequence imprinted in their mind. They don't even need to nudge the the Foreign Secretary and say remind me on the retard situation.
>>61995773NATO would obviously help if the US was actually attacked, you know, like a defensive alliance is supposed to work. The EU not responding to the US's war of aggression is not """betraying""" the US or NATO.
>>61995781when I play civ5 my vassals join me in my wars of aggression no problemI think the US needs to declare war on europe
>>61995781No way in hell they would, they barely have an army, wouldn’t do much of anything anyways. Iran is a larger military superpower than Western Europe.
>>61995697Jeez, someone can't take a rejection
10-year bear market on the NYSE as it dawns on the world that China has surpassed the US in every way that matters and is far and away the safer investment.
>>61995787Next president will have to pick up the save file with insults spammed to all great leaders.
>>61995787The US has lost influence due tl diplomatic incidents in all its vassals/city states and will have to make gifts or kill enough local barbarians to get back on their good side
>>61995781he fundamentally doesnt understand how partnerships and agreements workyouve heard him talk. hes a wannabe mob boss who thinks everyone should just do what he wants when he wants and if they dont then theyve betrayed himhe was born with a silver spoon in his mouth and is the absolute peak of hubris in the elite class of americaim glad the rest of the world sees it and is uniting against it. we need the help
>WASHINGTON, March 17 (Reuters) - A senior Trump administration official said on Tuesday that if a government funding standoff continues, it may force the shutdown of some smaller airports in the coming weeks owing to a shortage of security personnel>DHS said 366 TSA officers have left during the shutdown. On Sunday and Monday, absences spiked over 50% in Houston and more than 30% in New Orleans and Atlanta, with travelers sometimes enduring lines for two hours or longer.bearish for oil
>>61995793Isn't China struggling now? Not saying USA is doing better but I'm not sure I'd put any money in China
>>61995697>And another thing: I'm not mad>Don't put in the newspaper that I got mad
>>61995802Why can't america afford to pay the TSA niggers?
>>61995802our oil usage doesnt matter, we supply it ourselves. we can sell to other countries who need it more and make them pay the higher price instead of our airports. absolutely bullish for oil
>>61995803No, you're right, I forgot it's only 2 more weeks until they collapse
>>61995798do you actually take trump's tweets at face value?they're more like excuses for his voters than they are actual negotiations.you have no idea what's going on behind doors
>OSINTdefender>@sentdefender>Air raid alerts now across Northern and Central Israel following the detected launch of ballistic missiles from Iran.>All their missiles are destroyed
>>61995752We shall rise to fight another day
>>61995802>Spike of absences for TSA in:>Houston>New Orleans>AtlantaNOTICERS GET IN HERE.
>>61995806they need mo money fo dem programs
>>61995813i bet its a lot of yelling, screaming, and incoherent rambling by old ppl doe
>>61995802I hope TSA agents all decide to stay home in mass protest until they get paid. Never work for free.
A "Meteor" just struck Ohio
$WY sisters it’s time to buy even moreLumber has bottomed and both political parties have made new (cheap, shitty) affordable housing a platform issue to avoid a revotroontion.A home for every child and tranny!
>>61995808Seems like you can't read. I'd stay away from the Internet if I were you, it's full of words.
>>61995823seems like you cant read or have any argument so you resort to some weird gay ad homonem shit or whatever
>>61995822*chud lmaoSee executive orders signed yesterday on new affordable home construction
>>61995816To be fair "we can't pay you" is a good reason to not come to work
>>61995695Snibs you need to give sedatives to the kangaroos. I was up $20 this moring. Now just barely in green.
>>61995717The irony being this Nick Shirley guy is legitimately retarded, average somali might have a few IQ points on him.
>>61995827They get 100% back pay and access to furlough loans. But that requires hiring people that can solve the breakfast problem.
kek oil baggers
>>61995797We're literally destroying the last great barbarian stronghold and our vassals refuse to helpWe should tax europe at 25% and park some aircraft carriers on France's border
>>61995797Then we’ll elect another brown woman and cucks will forget this ever happened.
>>61995832>backpayPeople need their paychecks on their pay day, not later. Bills don't wait for backpay.
>>61995837cant wait for the next round of tariffs for cowardly countries
>>61995806Airports paid for their own security pre 9/11Why should we pay tsa niggers?
>>61995832Oh, well these people don't think or plan ahead more than a few hours at a time, tops so that makes sense I guess. Wonder if they'll have jobs to come back to>>61995840I guess that's what the furlough loans are supposed to take care of
>>61995844maybe w e could just pay the non niggers idk
>>61995697>destroying our relationship with japanwhy
Gains across my accounts today :)554.31 (+0.74%)53.41 (+1.18%)226.02 (+1.22%)772.91 (+45.50%)7.60 (+0.57%)=+$1,614.25
>>61995837Killing shia barbarians will make isreal and the gulf states happy but no one else
>>61995847>furlough loansThey're not being furloughed though. Their employer is simply being a nigger.
Holy shit this fucking demented orange nigger, can someone shut him up already
>>61995857>>61995857>>61995857>>61995857
do i sell locksneed now and buy back when in dipps or hold till q1? i feel like no war news will make it go up.
market bottom is in, close puts
>>61995847not their problem
>>61995861Hold Most missiles in the western world will be fired at Iran before this is over
>>61995222I'm a lawyer>>61995262>>61995258
>>61995821Woa
>>61995853oh yea ?shia niggers got a lot of friends around the world?even the houthi's won't jump in and help
>>61995938Its not about friends it just that Europe , Canada and east Asian democracies don't give af and just want trade resumed
where everybody go
>>61996147new thread
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>>61996158*kisses u on the forehead*
>>61996149new thread doko
So i've held MU since 220 dollars. It's made more money than i've seen in my life and i have now im stressing of when im supposed to sell it.
