greed edition>Latest developments on the US strikes against Iranhttps://iran.liveuamap.com/https://x.com/sentdefender>Some helpful links to numb the painhttps://findahelpline.com/https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/https://www.whitehouse.gov/refundshttps://jlingz.com/>European indiceshttps://live.euronext.com/en>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesPreviously on /smg/:>>61997180
>>61998117Buy the dip
>>61998117Me on the left
>>61998117Is this about GME bagholders
>>61998068I understand all that. But how is what is detailed in the thread entirely reasonable federal reserve stewardship?
>>61998117i think about this experiment every day
oil is entering slurpin' territory, me thinks
>futures
Oil sisters... dont check the chart.
>>61998117
>>61998133Stop spamming.
>oil is entering slurpin' territory, me thinks
>>61998117>>61998128Ya, we learned something everybody already knew. Psychology and Sociology are the biggest grift jobs in human history.
>>61998137Stop spamming
>>61998124kek baggies
>>61998140Report it bruh
>>61998137SAAR THE OIL IS GOING TO 250 RUPEES SAAR
>>61998151I said stop spamming.
>OIL>OIL>OILhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_ONyukSLqA
>>61998117isnt this a meme though? i thought the rats just gave up and drowned, and that this is a theory behind what causes depression, learning its pointless. i thought that's what learned helplessness is.have i really misunderstood this for a decade?
>>61998152ok im sorry i just wanted to make you laugh :’(
If you're comparing the current oil kerfuffle to the covid crash, you're a certified gold star retard.Covid was a genuine black swan with an unlimited number of unknown unknowns. Spread was exponential. Survival rate was unknown. Mode of transmission was unknown. Whether it left lingering disability or disfigurement was unknown. Projections of the future could reasonably include total apocalypse/doomsday/civilational collapse scenarios.Meanwhile, the Hormuz situation. The magnitude of disruption to oil, fertilizer, etc is known. The possible avenues of escalation and de-escalation are all known. The market is navigating and pricing in these different possible futures as events unfold. But the unknowns are relatively few, and runaway doom scenarios don't really figure in the picture. Sure, in your head there's some runaway benny hill scene where the whole world gets involved, someone nukes the strait, WWIII commences and america drafts 50 million young men to the middle east so they can die to swarms of $30 temu suicide drones in a great russia-china-iran axis of evil fight to the death. Nobody else cares about your retard doomer scenario though. The knowns are known, the unknowns are known, and oil can go higher or even much higher, or it can go lower or even much lower, but in any case it will do so in an orderly manner because there is little about this scenario that can unfold that would truly surprise the market at this point.
Scott Bussy is winning you guys
>>61998169t.
>>61998169hey dude get your insightful analysis out of here, either call oil shorts Jewish or call oil longs Indian.
Goodbye Oil Baggies. Thank you for your donation to my warchest.
OILbulls dont look at the chart
>for the first time in its entire history, the EU humboy shows it actually has something resembling a spine and comes together on its own to form a single position on a single issue>the position is to no to anythingKEK!funnier to see don chimp tho.
>oil futures
denny's more like dunny's
trump fixed the market. everyone bought calls eyes closed. s&p 7000 EOM
>>61998169The current timeline suggests we are enroute to an extreme supply shock in several commodities.The market is price in a TACO move
>>61998169>If you're comparing the current oil kerfuffle to the covid crash, you're a certified gold star retard.>Covid was a genuine black swan with an unlimited number of unknown unknowns. Spread was exponential. Survival rate was unknown. Mode of transmission was unknown. Whether it left lingering disability or disfigurement was unknown. Projections of the future could reasonably include total apocalypse/doomsday/civilational collapse scenarios.>Meanwhile, the Hormuz situation. The magnitude of disruption to oil, fertilizer, etc is known. The possible avenues of escalation and de-escalation are all known. The market is navigating and pricing in these different possible futures as events unfold. But the unknowns are relatively few, and runaway doom scenarios don't really figure in the picture. Sure, in your head there's some runaway benny hill scene where the whole world gets involved, someone nukes the strait, WWIII commences and america drafts 50 million young men to the middle east so they can die to swarms of $30 temu suicide drones in a great russia-china-iran axis of evil fight to the death. Nobody else cares about your retard doomer scenario though. The knowns are known, the unknowns are known, and oil can go higher or even much higher, or it can go lower or even much lower, but in any case it will do so in an orderly manner because there is little about this scenario that can unfold that would truly surprise the market at this point.that's why I like to compare this to the 2015-2016 oil oil price crash
>>61998155yes babe you're fundamentally bass ackwards
>>61998169And nothing really happens. If you didn't profit during these price bumps quit commodity's trading.
Oil niggers status: RAPED
Fun fact WDC and SNDK currently have the exact same market cap
>Futures>https://youtu.be/5IsSpAOD6K8?si=oO44H_kHb1aANePt
babe wake up oil just died
i didnt buy the dipplease dump
>>61998169I'm a bull since covid, whole world in lockdown and markets were fine after a few months while mutts were still dying en masse.>oh no there might be temporary shortages in a few sectors that can be easily fixed by releasing some of the massive reserves available the economy is over
>>61998225>Oil niggers status: RAPEDwti now 92USO at 115looks like -3 for the day
OH MY VISHNU BASTARD OIL IS CRASHING AGAIN INSTANTLY MOVE THE PRICE UP AGAIN OR YOU WILL FEEL RAPINGS SIR
Is Asia selling off gold? Futures looks sus.
>>61998234Well I'll be nigger darned
>>61998234wtfffff
>>61998209did you just greentext the whole fucking post? Why?
>>61998169>The knowns are known, the unknowns are known, and oil can go higher or even much higher, or it can go lower or even much lower,that's a lot of wall of text to the point that the market will either go up or down Ffs
>>61998234no way? what do I do
>>61998255lol right
