greed edition>Latest developments on the US strikes against Iranhttps://iran.liveuamap.com/https://x.com/sentdefender>Some helpful links to numb the painhttps://findahelpline.com/https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/https://www.whitehouse.gov/refundshttps://jlingz.com/>European indiceshttps://live.euronext.com/en>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesPreviously on /smg/:>>61997180
>>61998117Buy the dip
>>61998117Me on the left
>>61998117Is this about GME bagholders
>>61998068I understand all that. But how is what is detailed in the thread entirely reasonable federal reserve stewardship?
>>61998117i think about this experiment every day
oil is entering slurpin' territory, me thinks
>futures
Oil sisters... dont check the chart.
>>61998117
>>61998133Stop spamming.
>oil is entering slurpin' territory, me thinks
>>61998117>>61998128Ya, we learned something everybody already knew. Psychology and Sociology are the biggest grift jobs in human history.
>>61998137Stop spamming
>>61998124kek baggies
>>61998140Report it bruh
>>61998137SAAR THE OIL IS GOING TO 250 RUPEES SAAR
>>61998151I said stop spamming.
>OIL>OIL>OILhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_ONyukSLqA
>>61998117isnt this a meme though? i thought the rats just gave up and drowned, and that this is a theory behind what causes depression, learning its pointless. i thought that's what learned helplessness is.have i really misunderstood this for a decade?
>>61998152ok im sorry i just wanted to make you laugh :’(
If you're comparing the current oil kerfuffle to the covid crash, you're a certified gold star retard.Covid was a genuine black swan with an unlimited number of unknown unknowns. Spread was exponential. Survival rate was unknown. Mode of transmission was unknown. Whether it left lingering disability or disfigurement was unknown. Projections of the future could reasonably include total apocalypse/doomsday/civilational collapse scenarios.Meanwhile, the Hormuz situation. The magnitude of disruption to oil, fertilizer, etc is known. The possible avenues of escalation and de-escalation are all known. The market is navigating and pricing in these different possible futures as events unfold. But the unknowns are relatively few, and runaway doom scenarios don't really figure in the picture. Sure, in your head there's some runaway benny hill scene where the whole world gets involved, someone nukes the strait, WWIII commences and america drafts 50 million young men to the middle east so they can die to swarms of $30 temu suicide drones in a great russia-china-iran axis of evil fight to the death. Nobody else cares about your retard doomer scenario though. The knowns are known, the unknowns are known, and oil can go higher or even much higher, or it can go lower or even much lower, but in any case it will do so in an orderly manner because there is little about this scenario that can unfold that would truly surprise the market at this point.
Scott Bussy is winning you guys
>>61998169t.
>>61998169hey dude get your insightful analysis out of here, either call oil shorts Jewish or call oil longs Indian.
Goodbye Oil Baggies. Thank you for your donation to my warchest.
OILbulls dont look at the chart
>for the first time in its entire history, the EU humboy shows it actually has something resembling a spine and comes together on its own to form a single position on a single issue>the position is to no to anythingKEK!funnier to see don chimp tho.
>oil futures
denny's more like dunny's
trump fixed the market. everyone bought calls eyes closed. s&p 7000 EOM
>>61998169The current timeline suggests we are enroute to an extreme supply shock in several commodities.The market is price in a TACO move
>>61998169>If you're comparing the current oil kerfuffle to the covid crash, you're a certified gold star retard.>Covid was a genuine black swan with an unlimited number of unknown unknowns. Spread was exponential. Survival rate was unknown. Mode of transmission was unknown. Whether it left lingering disability or disfigurement was unknown. Projections of the future could reasonably include total apocalypse/doomsday/civilational collapse scenarios.>Meanwhile, the Hormuz situation. The magnitude of disruption to oil, fertilizer, etc is known. The possible avenues of escalation and de-escalation are all known. The market is navigating and pricing in these different possible futures as events unfold. But the unknowns are relatively few, and runaway doom scenarios don't really figure in the picture. Sure, in your head there's some runaway benny hill scene where the whole world gets involved, someone nukes the strait, WWIII commences and america drafts 50 million young men to the middle east so they can die to swarms of $30 temu suicide drones in a great russia-china-iran axis of evil fight to the death. Nobody else cares about your retard doomer scenario though. The knowns are known, the unknowns are known, and oil can go higher or even much higher, or it can go lower or even much lower, but in any case it will do so in an orderly manner because there is little about this scenario that can unfold that would truly surprise the market at this point.that's why I like to compare this to the 2015-2016 oil oil price crash
>>61998155yes babe you're fundamentally bass ackwards
>>61998169And nothing really happens. If you didn't profit during these price bumps quit commodity's trading.
Oil niggers status: RAPED
Fun fact WDC and SNDK currently have the exact same market cap
>Futures>https://youtu.be/5IsSpAOD6K8?si=oO44H_kHb1aANePt
babe wake up oil just died
i didnt buy the dipplease dump
>>61998169I'm a bull since covid, whole world in lockdown and markets were fine after a few months while mutts were still dying en masse.>oh no there might be temporary shortages in a few sectors that can be easily fixed by releasing some of the massive reserves available the economy is over
>>61998225>Oil niggers status: RAPEDwti now 92USO at 115looks like -3 for the day
OH MY VISHNU BASTARD OIL IS CRASHING AGAIN INSTANTLY MOVE THE PRICE UP AGAIN OR YOU WILL FEEL RAPINGS SIR
Is Asia selling off gold? Futures looks sus.
>>61998234Well I'll be nigger darned
>>61998234wtfffff
>>61998209did you just greentext the whole fucking post? Why?
>>61998169>The knowns are known, the unknowns are known, and oil can go higher or even much higher, or it can go lower or even much lower,that's a lot of wall of text to the point that the market will either go up or down Ffs
>>61998234no way? what do I do
>>61998255lol right
>be me>polysci degree, finance degree, comptia certifications>constantly turned down for most jobs>it's an election yearI have decided I will either knock doors 100 hours a week or get a remote campaign finance job, I am being full of niggatry. If I knew how worthless finance was without connections I would never have bothered. Polysci was because it was a springboard into Law but I never went to lawschool because I didn't want to take on debt for a second rate school. I will either work multiple remote jobs and make 15k a month from my bedroom for 6 months or kill myself.
>>61998132>mememe danceEvery night I go to sleep wishing and dreaming and waking up wanting it to be 2014 again.
general is absolutely unusable trashwhat happened with the war today..
>>61998234wdc and sndk enjoyersneed to be btfo already they are getting a little to cocky about time they took a 50% haircut on those stupid stupid flash drives
>>61998249Only moves I’ve seen are after hours and it’s usually sold before open. Feel a real price suppression but I also own GLD so grain of salt. It will either leg down or rally big
>>61998169you are literally fucking retarded. Next time just say "I am all in high beta tech dogshit xD", and save people the time of reading this absolute drivel.
>>61998311Don't be mad because oil's doing a stinkywinky
>>61998311Go to bed babe.
>>61998314>Don't be mad because oil's doing a stinkywinkyit's pretty niggyI shiggy diggy
SANDISKGODS are we eating good today?
>>61998234SNDK $500B mcap EOY. x3-x5 leverage for maximum gains
>>61998326>>61998329DAMN straight maybe I should go half port into SNXX and not just MUU
Imagine being on the opposite end of this oil trade... You thought you were brilliant. AI Asian guy told you so. Supply routes were cut, the fields were bombed, and in all that time you counted up your reasons to be bullish, you never considered it could go against you. Perhaps you even went all in, as retail traders from India often do, and bet the farm on oil at all time highs. You check your phone, refreshing the oil page. You watch bold, menacing red percentages pierce through your screen, as the line draws deeper against you. What lies ahead is a cold, slow painful grind to the bottom. You can kick and scream along the way, but you will be going to the same destination as we will. Insane. Please install gambling blocking software immediately. Your family is worried about your habits with money. Downgrade to a flip phone immediately.
Oil sissies.... What the fuck?
Just checked my account and realized I accidentally bought 30dte calls instead of puts earlier today. Convince me to keep them.
Options - If I see a mispriced put option and buy it can I exercise immediately and just sell a CC?
>>61998336what's the bearish thesis?
Scamvestor here. Looking for more memes. Cashed in my HGRAF a few days ago and need more meme, scam investments. Get productive companies the FUCK away from me.Anything in an ARK meme is too much for me.>TSLAMy blue chip scam.>memehorseNo you fucking DONT
Looks more like stabilizing around the hundred mark. That's still quite expensive if it stays there.
>>61998339pools closed?
>>61998336Calls on what
>>61998345>pools closed?
>>61998340>Scamvestor here. Looking for more memes. Cashed in my HGRAF a few days ago and need more meme, scam investments. Get productive companies the FUCK away from me.>Anything in an ARK meme is too much for me.>>TSLA>My blue chip scam.>>memehorse>No you fucking DONTseveral sui ETFs just launchedtry GSUIthe whole thing is a scam, but it's a profitable scam. probably!
>>61998339Not but seriously, market hasn't really gone anywhere in soon to be five months. Not only was the market showing some weakness prior to Israel's war with Iran but the closing of Hormuz and higher energy prices can't possible help the situation. I'm considering sidelining myself and buying a few puts.>>61998348Basic bitch SPY
>>61998356Fate made you inverse yourself, that's a sign let those bitches ride
Post your boring, lazy portfolio.>70% FZROX>25% FZILX>5% FXNAX
>>61998338>>61998338where do you guys find mispriced options? everything i see is manipulated as fuckwhen i try to place a bid slightly higher than all the bids all of a sudden they all auto price match. does anyone else have this happen? like there will be asking price of $2.60 for example and like 4,000 bids at $1.75 and then i try to place an order for 1 at $2.00 and then all of a sudden the 4,000 bids change to $2.00 and i dont get anything. happens a lot too when there is zero bids and a ridiculous high asking price. ill pop a bid of like $.05 and then all of a sudden 8,000 other bids show up at $.05. shit is rigged as fuck
is there any drawback to buying futures instead of etfs? seems like a safe leverage if you can guarantee you won't get margin called
>>61998333checked. cant stand jaspreet
Uh oh oilies, stinky poopy.
>futures up 1%>before CPI and FEDwe expecting good news?
>oil breaching 92$Oh boy, today is gonna be GREEN.
how much money make in scam investments?
>>61998366You have to go closer to the ask, put the order in between the midpoint and the ask to lose the losers, PFOF brokers will sell order data to frontrunners
>>61998370this cpi is going to be a wash. there really isnt anything interesting going on.
>>61998370This morning is only PPI
Oilsissys, kneel.
>>61998351>meme yields of 3%Smells like treasury derivative to me. I need a very loud and very stupid CEO that has or will have an army of pajeet or chink simps.>Want another ElonYes, the best scams.
>>61998376and yet futes are rising like mushrooms on a towelguess the war is done lmao
Oilsisters I don't feel so good
I’ve lost everything stop making fun of me
>>61998383Shkreli is shadow-CEOing for QCLS, they claim to be in photonics research but seems like a cash grab from the quantum retards
The war is financially over...
>>61998390Based. Thank you anon. This is the kind of scam alpha I am looking for.I can easily see a meme mention of quantum computing means less data centers or whatever.
Why are we pumping. I don’t trust it, I’ve been cucked every morning
I have 1k left in my trading account after posting 10k yesterday what should I all in on to lose the left 1k I have before eating my pets
>>61998397We hug, we kiss, we hug and kiss, for it is over
Picture your account reduced to ash at my whim! Consider the fate of your calls!
>>61998396Go get em tiger
>Retards actually believed that Trump could use the Treasury to short oil futures
>>61998397we woniran is no moreHormuz's Bussy has been claimed by JudoAmerican coalition
>>61998398MUU
>>61998381>>61998393Rotate back into silver and silver accessories, we'll all be rich by summer.Also, we need more thread word clouds.
>not reading all this shitsomeone just tell me if I should long or short oil in the AM please and thank you
>>61998412I would stay away
>>61998412>buy on weekend close>sell on workday openInfinite money glitch.
