credit crunch edition>Latest developments on the illegal and unconstitutional US strikes against Iranhttps://iran.liveuamap.com/https://x.com/sentdefender>Some helpful links to numb the painhttps://findahelpline.com/https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/https://www.whitehouse.gov/refundshttps://jlingz.com/>European indiceshttps://live.euronext.com/en>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesPrevious smigger thread>>61999220
What’s the play? A 0DTE straddle right before JPow?
nth for margin calls on klarna
Bear or FrogCall it.
1st for transparent shilling and reality denial
I slurped
Short Oil
This feels like really big news
Stait's closed!
Buy oil barils stocks kind sirs thank you.
>>61999766Fake newsThe strait is wide openfor Iranians LMAO
>>61999753Bers
The font size on bloomberg headlines has been reduced. This follows a lowering of font size from cnn several days ago. Tick tock bobo
another great miga day of red!!!
You caught the Torm knife, right?
WHERE IS MY MONEY BITCHWHO STOLE IT TODAY????
>>61999753crab
>>61999699>just symbolic "coalition of the willing" stuff>just to show that this isn't the US and Israel going at it aloneNo he wants Germany and Israel to tank the damage until the Marines sweep in and he can claim glory (his theory). And the one navy he hasn't called for is Israel's. If he could do it alone and get all the glory for himself, he would. In fact, he said multiple times that the war is won.
>>61999774We expecting a lot of good news?
>>61999774is the treasury shorting font size futures or something? what's the meaning of this alpha
That Indian guy is gonna be back tonight when it’s daytime in India
slurped 20k in boomer dividend stocks this morning. in case you are wondering who's buying the dip.
>>61999785It appears to be the case that the strait will be contested until the iranian genocide is complete
>jones act waived for 60 days>Under the Merchant Marine Act of 1920, more commonly called the Jones Act, cargo shipped between two U.S. ports must be carried by ships that were built in America and are primarily owned and staffed by Americans.>As a result, oil pumped in Alaska can only be transported to the U.S. mainland by a small subset of available vessels, making it much more difficult—and expensive—to do so. Americans pay more for certain energy products like natural gas, even when it's produced here.*so... nothingburger? US gas gets a bit cheaper but doesn't affect global supply/demand
>>61999765its not because hyperliquid has no volume in anythingovernight volume is pathetically small in markets just full stop, shit like that is just for retail to give their money to jews 24/7
I'M COPING. I'M SEETHING. I'M BLEEDING. I'M GREEDING.
>>61999786I try to stay optimistic
>not one (1) mention of SWMR
>>61999804How do we pivot to this when it has already pamped doe
>>61999798Of course it's a nothingburger for oil prices and it's not as if there's a bunch of foreign ships hanging around the US angling to get in the domestic market. Does the admin expect ships from Hormuz to steam over to Louisiana?
CANE is love, CANE is life
HELLOI AM UNDER THE WATERPLEASE HELP MEE
>>61999798>1 million barrels taken offline for months>Modest oil pump>Some random fud that's not even true>Oil dumps
>He doesn't know the US is stealing Venezuela's gold
Yeah I'm thinking oil dump when trump makes the announcement today
>>61999813>US Its headed to tel Aviv
>>61999746priced in, I'm gonna do a condor or diagonal after price reacts today
>>61999813Is that why we let them win the baseball game?
>>61999815Doubtful. He's announcing the forever war.
>>61999798US gas gets more expensive, we are going to put more of our oil/gas on the global market to make up for Middle East shortages. Have you noticed natural gas has doubled since we started doing LNG exports?
>He doesn't know we already have boots on the ground in CubaWW3 is here but its just the US vs a bunch of barely afiliated 3rd worlders
>>61999816>>61999818Maybe China is demanding payment for rare earths in gold and silver instead of dollars
>>61999804is there any blowback for the investment banks when they price an IPO at $5 and it's $60 the day after? That's hundred of millions lost to the company, albeit they only released a tiny bit of the float (hint, this is the reason it's pumped so much imo, reminds me of these tiny float, big MC cryptos, that then rape you with emissions down the line).>>61999805There's bound to be a violent dip soon, buy then. Eric Prince at the helm means this is guaranteed to be huge, and drone tech is white hot atm. Just don't get left holding the bag
you know the stock market is in trouble when its tech thats holding it up
>>61999804Swarm?
>>61999795>It appears to be the case that the strait will be contested until the iranian genocide is completeYou can't genocide a population of 90 million across a mountainous country the size of Western Europe with standoff cruise missiles before Israel fails as a society which means that Trump or Bibi will use nukes to try and get Iran to stop resisting
>>61999825>but its just the US vs a bunch of barely afiliated 3rd worldersso just like WWII
mainly cash and it will remain that way until things settlethis market is too schizo and we are literally on the bring of a global recession
>>61999837Me too but I would like a way to turn my cash into more cash
All it took was a year of retarded decisions and aggressive wars for populists to realize the billionaire businessman duped them
>>61999821The war ending and the war continuing are both bear cases, the only bull case is oscillation between the homoz being open and closed. Government subsidies will eventually increase and flow to the correct place to balance the oil price back down to $60
today is looking like one of those days where we pump because of Powell or dump because of Powell.
>>61999837the brink:
Japan starting to subsidize oil prices
>>61999837pussy
silver is going to $0 kek
>>61999849Yeah I just love the hustle n bustle of CROWDSOURCED WAR
>>61999834Let me rephrase, it will be contested as long as any iranians are still standing. I don't think there's any option left for diplomacy, how are you ever supposed to trust a US/Israel pact
oh boy another day of this shitnobody wants to buy, nobody wants to sell, just hug the fucking line
>>61999846>government subsidies will drive down oil Oh my what a tard
SPY/QQQ red, SOXL green.What a time to be alive.>>61999751Kek
>>61999844haha no maga and gme cultists will follow their retarded ideas to the grave
oil top is in btw, kek oil baggies
OIL CHADS WTF WE'RE GOING DOWN
>>61999858>I don't think there's any option left for diplomacy, how are you ever supposed to trust a US/Israel pactNever thought I'd say this but Xi and Putler save our bacon
Buying calls on $YUKINA_00
So how many more fortnights til the US revalues its gold holdings?
my VG calls :')
Buy the Medivir dip
>>61999865>>61999866WTI is going to at least $120, it’s just a matter of time. Patience young one, patience.
>>61999844Surely JD Vance won't betray
>>61999753bull
>>61999866
>>61999876you have to remember you are speaking to crypto loving zoomies who are degenerate options traders with adhd
>>61999861Let me guess, you believe $60 per barrel was an organic market price? How do you explain the inflation-adjusted price of oil dropping by 70% (before iran) compared to 2014 with oil demand hitting records every year since without subsidies?
>>61999872what gold holdings, lmao, lol
>>61999879Slurp target?
>>61999774Lowering of headline font size is a preparation for longer, clickbaity headlines. Instead of "David Soxl caught giving head in garage" it soon will be "What this well known entrepreneur did in a vehicle storage shed surprised everyone, you will never guess what it was"
>>61999883The gold anonAmerica's goldGold specifically owned by AmericaThat we stole from France in the 70sMy new female broker/wife has been telling me all about it
>>61999798Love you babe. I want to make up.
>>61999885$94 and under is good for a short term scalp, I've just been buying close to $90 and selling close to $100Surely I won't be caught out with my pants down when Trump eventually announces mission accomplished :3
>>61999872They will take it from the citizen again and throw you in jail if you don’t hand it over.
>>61999881I have no idea what your trying to say retard but my reply to your original post was making fun of you for thinking subsidies will reduce demand and price
>>61999844At least the US does have a (black) woman as president
I soldinated my oil now because I am a chicken shit and secured some profit. If they Jew the price down again I might buy in.
>>61999893Hopefully the US has browned enough to bribe my way out of it by then
>>61999901I just shorted oil, so I guess it's the bottom. I'll double my position to guarantee this.
>>61999901Respectable
>>6199990810 million dollars or hotbox in the Acura with these dudes?
>he sold
>>61999891
666.66 is now unbreakablethis market has the power of satan under it
SPY is gonna dump on fridayI got a feeling
Took my huge MU gains so it should moon for you guys!
>>61999872decades ago. when they were sold.
>>61999897Saying that subsidies don't reduce the price of oil is the same as saying that closing the strait of hormuz won't increase the price of oil. Governments prepaying for infrastructure and production increases the available supply and crushes the price. We're talking about trillions in structured economy
>>61999901I think it's going higher long term but it seems short term to be kangarooing between 93-98locking in profits is probably best in the meantime
>>61999918Thank you anony *hugs you and slips a 64GB DDR5 6000 kit into your pocket*
>>61999917a wise chinese man once told me the market can always hold its dump longer than you can
Screen cap me he said. Where are you, you fucking idiot! I need to slap you.
SANDISKGODS are we eating good today?
>>61999883America has more gold than any country on earth. They don’t reevaluate it for a bunch of reasons, the chief two being that it would cause inflation if it were used to pay down debt and that it would suggest a movement away from the USD.
this is the slowest most jewish selloff in recorded history btwthe jews are getting the absolute max price for every single share they offload
>>61999923I have a VERY tight butthole
>>61999933not for long you dont
>>61999930>memoryGODS
Australia now reporting stations running dry of petrol in Sydney and other areas.
>>61999933why to jinx your butt hole anon.
>>61999943america has some to sell you. $250/barrel + tax + tip
>>61999943they can put vegemite in their tanks and fuck off
>>61999933We'll see how tight it really is soon
>>61999943Time to round up the abbos.
describe this image without being antisemitic
>>61999951They'll be comatose without petrol.
Can we please get a FAT FUCKING RIP
Oil futures are a paper trade being artificially suppressed, gasoline futures are more linked to physical reality.
>>61999943No Rama Rama
>>61999940465c march 20'26 , 745c march20'26
>>61999951Ffs. This is the second time I've had oil in my id this week.
>>61999952It's mirror image of Brent
>>61999854Its going inversely to oil and will continue to do so. Very easy to use that information to make money.
>>61999932Bessent is making sure to prevent real market dynamics from taking shape, he's such a fag
>>61999951OIL? oil.
I'm hedgemaxxed
>>61999943we're in the slow run up phase of things like watching italy during covidhow people can't see whats coming must be cope at this stage
>>61999833how to invest in western vtubers?
SPY better break out of this chop zone
>>61999968some big fund needs to just dump it all and say fuck this jewbag bullshit
>>61999999
>>61999951Based OIL id kek
>>61999972So you're saying we retardpump in two weeks.
> nows
the only channel you need is vwap, dunno what the point of all those homo lines are
>>61999992play stupid games
If digits oil will hit $999,999 EOY confirmed
SEQUENTIAL NINEAND THE MARKETBREAKS ITS SPINE
It's over
>>61999992how could you even consider attempting that if your bros dont have tools to break that ice to save your stupid ass
>>62000000NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRR
>>62000000Fugg it's so over guys short everything
>>62000000CHECKEM
>>62000000>000000MARKET CONFIRMED GOING TO 0
>>61999992Why would you have multiple people guiding ?
>>62000000It's over.
Oil boys getting too cocky
>>61999993all lines are gay. I trade based on my intuition only, with an assumption that jews can read my mind and are trying to get my money. Playing mind games with them like that can be exhausting though.
>>62000000FOMC conference day. The ride hasn't even begun.
>WSJ: /smg/ get confirms everything is over forever. "Panic sell everything now," experts agree.
>>62000012vwap is 100% accurate and perfect because thats how the jewbag machines are trading
>>61999993im better than you at this and like my lines
>>62000000Gigachecked
>>62000000
>>62000000Selling rn
>>62000000Do you feel compelled to do things like this?Do you feel... inspired?People like you are the blight of the world and should be cast directly into the wrath of Benjamin Netanyahu for your sins against the lord and his chosen people
>>62000000No. This is only the beginning.
>>62000000Oh FUCK ME BROTHER IM SELLING
just realized another 300 on my KODK earnings play
holding straight puts through the fomc because of the digits dont care
>>62000000based
>>62000035Based
>>61999959gasoline has a shit shelf life and must be sold, it has to keep flowing, more volatile a portion of crude is processed into diesel and tanker fuel oil that can be stored for years
>>62000000Oh fuck.
>>62000000NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY HGRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAFFFFFFFFFFFF
Should I go for it lads?
>>61999921Yeah long term I do think it will go higher but Trump is highly unpredictable and oil itself feels like having your hand in a bear trap. Pretty stressful.
>>62000049>I GRIEVE IN STEREO
>>62000049Iran will likely target Saudi pipes if Israel keeps bombing their oil.
>>62000000FUCK YOUR PUTSFUCK YOUR CALLSPANIC SELL EVERYTHINGIT'S OVER
>>62000054iran wont do shit, half of the output is now back, kek oil baggies
>>62000040huh? so? it's not like there's going to be an overproduction of gasoline. what are you implying?
Just a rminder that in the other timeline, the S&P500 crossed the 8000pts threshold, and 9000 is on target for the end of the year.It didn't have to be like this. You are responsible for this.
>>62000049>1 out of 4 gulf nations >Implying Iran won't strike them hard after Isreals latest escalation
>>62000049kek literally as you posted this...>BREAKING NEWS: Impacts in Riyadh and Prince Sultan Air Base, Saudi Arabia.they're taking that out sooner or later
>>62000000Checked
>>62000059Except they've already reduced production in the Gulf States as well as halted transits through the strait.OIl just double bottomed and is going to smash $100
>>620000000_0
>666
>>62000066last i checked that has nothing to do with oilkek oil baggies
>>62000049
>>62000000w-what's over?
>>62000061nothing, not every post is an argument dude, just talking and explaining why the price moves the way it doescrude is less volatile, you can make a lot doing gasoline futures, just understand it swings more wildly both up and down
>>62000075you know... it
Do i short or long oil now? Do i buy oil companies or the commodity? Whats the difference?
>>62000035Based risk acceptor.
>>62000050all in
>>62000050about to break out
just realized liquid natural gas is another way to say diarrhea
>>62000072Iran literally just announced they were going to retaliate against SA oil this morning
Average NVDA price target shows ~50% upside. Is this actually realistic? 6.6 trillion marketcap seems crazy to me, but it's going through a time correction channel atm.
>>61999804Rugged and halted.
My boy is on a tear
>>62000088iran says a lot of things but they dont actually do a lot of thingsreal important to remember that for your trading choices
>>62000059>Iran won't do shit>Iran from day one attacking everybody's oil infrastructure>Iran effectively closing the straitYeah, ok.
>>62000049>oil bears don't even have the money for a bloomberg subscription
>>62000093dude they might raise another black flag or put on a ring or something could happen at any moment
>>62000000Short oil
>>62000091>Those gaps
>>62000089numbers dont stop at trillions. people used to think billions was a lot. now its the bare minimum to relevance.
>>62000094they wont do shit from now is what i meanttheyve already done all they can dothey used their element of surpriseits over for irank.e.k,.o.i.l.,b.a.g.g.i.e.s
WTFWT
>>62000097why would you ever pay jews?
Did Miran or Waller leak Fed?
>>62000093Attacking gulf oil is the only reliable thing Iran does because its easy as fuck .Don't bet againt how easy it is to drone things around the gulf
>>62000078Fuck, I should've sold my Teldar shares ages ago, not like this friends...
>>62000000Holy shit did these sexts really just fucking tank the market? INCREDIBRU
>>62000050if you'd gone into this from any other currency 3 weeks ago you'd have made money.
>>62000104fr tho
Why is there such a strong faction of anons seemingly irrationally hating on whoever is long oil and oil companies? Are they simply poltards or do they actually hold oil shorts?
>>62000112that's the scheduled lunch time dump
>>62000110im selling the fear and buying the news when america wins again, i just hope you dont miss the moment to flip bullish because its gonna come fast
I'm losing my patience with the Houthis. It's about time they close the red sea or tap out and shut the fuck up.
>>62000112>spy moves 1 dollar>instantly recovers>tank
>>62000116women get emotionally attached to their bags
>>62000116Permabull strategy works 9/10 times
>>62000049Jeet vs jew shitposters like me have no idea and just gamble randomly but market makers know this shit since a long time I guess.https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2026-03-18/saudi-arabia-has-revived-half-its-oil-exports-via-hormuz-bypassSounds like more than half the problem just got away but surely that's why oil was way lower than we'd expect the last few days.
>>62000116poltards (trump baggies)
>>62000120if the houthis ain't gonna man up and bomb the bab el mandeb shut I'm gonna have to go over there and do it myself
>>62000124The Yanbu bypass was priced in
Something jewish is afoot.
>>62000040>gasoline has a shit shelf lifeMeh, it's a meme. I basically never use my car, I filled the tank in december 2024 and only filled it again in december 2025. In the meantime it worked wonderfuly. Zero issues.
>>62000124what if this was all orchestrated to just jew oil to high prices and hold it there, as has happened with everything else in the world the last 5 years?you thought rent was gonna be the only problem? now only the elites will be able to afford electricity at all so they can force all the cattle back into the dark while they use all the power for datacentersthis is by design as power consolidates and the weak get weaker
>>62000116success breeds jealousy
7m agoBy Omar Tamo, Mideast Breaking News EditorSaudi Arabia’s air defenses are responding to a “ballistic threat” in Riyadh, the Defense Ministry says in a post on X. Riyadh residents reported hearing several blasts.Salma El Wardany12m agoBy Salma El WardanyQatarEnergy is evacuating its Ras Laffan LNG facilities.
>>62000081Trading paper oil ETF's (eg USO) is more straightforward than oil companies. The companys' price is less sensitive to the day-to-day changes in oil price, slightly more rooted in long-term market fundamentals. With paper oil you just watch the news and pray
Bank of Canada holds interest rate
h u b r i s
>>62000000checked
>>62000000y-you mean the dump is over, r-right
>>62000000Witnessed
Still making a killing by selling calls. The immortality of the crab reigns supreme.
>>62000116It's like this for every asset that pumps hard. Been this way since the board was created./biz/ started in early 2014 when btc had its pump to 1200$ and it was already a war between no coiners and bag holders.>lmao oilies
>>61999943why? just buy more.
>>62000147Good. Fuck a rate cut
>>62000147>Bank of Canada
>>62000139Never let a crisis go to waste.
>>62000116Tourist bullying is fun
>>62000152it should be everyones goal to get enough money to meet the margin req to sell a naked optionits basically free income for the rest of your life
>>62000158BoC usually forecasts Fed decision
Are you seated comfortably smigger?Good.You're gonna love this next part :3
>>62000103?? There's still no real solution to the drone problem, on the practical side or the economics side
>>61999773Based runeposter.
>>62000150Clearly he meant wars over
>>62000152Covered?
>>62000166>>62000158Forgot chart
>>62000167>JporJerome... please...
>>62000165I don't fuck with naked calls but I could see how that would be useful for very ootm strikes, get a couple hundo per week on impossible events. I've been selling $50 strike tqqq calls recently, we're definitely not staying above that for the time being. And I can roll my way out of this shit too. Chad lyf deal with it
>>62000166Does anyone expect JPizzy to do anything today? It's like day 12 of his 2 weeks notice.
>>62000173Yeah see my other post. Making about 1k a week, though I stay out of it some weeks if the air's stinky
>>62000182he will approach the podium, clack his papers against the podium, clear his throat, lean towards the mic and simply say nigger and then throw the papers in the air and dance the charleston while the market drops 5%
They can manipulate the CME as its under US control. But here's the futures currently for Oman Crude.
>Pee idHoly fuck i'm basado today
>>62000124>Sounds like more than half the problem just got awaythat's not more than half, it's only ONE country in the region that is able to produce at half it's normal capacity.the other countries literally have no backup to their ports that are currently being bombed
you think Powell will be a real nigga and give a rate cut since he’s on his way out.
>>62000195He a real nigga...he will
>>62000182He's going to go public about the governments oil short position
>>62000186He better not, I just trippled-down on my nasdaq calls
>>62000195a surprise rate cut would tank the everloving fuck out of the market
>>62000188
>>62000195Jome a pussy he won’t. No balls
>>62000186WOAH BLACK BETTY
moon after no hike confirmed?
Why did the value of asian women skyrocketed these past 5 years?
Based Jerome give us the rates
Hello, I'm retarded.Calls are options that benefit you when there's an upside on an asset, right? So, you're going for a "long" position.However, wouldn't just holding the asset have the same output? Why are calls used? Is it because they are easier to leverage?
>>61999733Let's go memory bros...
>>62000209What time?
>>62000202>70 before the war >130 in 2027 LMAO
>>62000209where's the live stream
>>62000000how could you do this to us?
>>62000202>>62000188Oman crude is a certain type of high sulphur oil used in refineries to produce secondary industrial inputs like sulphuric acid.
>>62000216onlyfed.com
>>62000207Sector rotation from whyte womenTRIPLE TWOAND THE DUMPBEGINS ANEW
>>62000210Yes more leverage and limited downside since a call for 100 shares worth is usually worth a tiny fraction of the cost of 100 shares. Honestly it's very intuitive if you open up the options tab on your broker and start looking at prices, strikes, expiries, and think about the possible outcomes. Fuck the Greeks. Hope this helps.
>>62000219he knows what her farts smell like
>>62000204Jerome should say he's gong to raise rates 6-7 times this year then do the 6-7 gesture hahaha that'd be hilarious
Just want to remind you all that there is trillions of dollars to be made by shorting oil.
Oh and to get approved for options just lie. Simple as. Check my previous trips.
>>62000207Pumping a high supply market artificially. The rugpull will be legendary.
WOAH BLACK BEPIS
>>62000207Jews shorted white women
WOAH BLACK NIGGER
>>62000228Yup 2 millions annual sallary2 Million in assets
>>62000224Just look at this photo. He has smelled the smell.
>>62000049>Laugh in *brrrrrrr lawnmowner brrrrrr*
>>62000222Ah, I see, yeah. I was just thinking in terms of upside. That sort of scaling difference makes sense.
>An Israeli official said the strike on the gas facility was coordinated between the Israeli prime minister's office and the White House>The official said it was aimed at signaling to Iran that if it continues disrupting oil supply through the strait of Hormuz there could be an escalation in the targeting of its energy facilities and a worsening of the economic crisis in the country>"It was a signal of what could come next", the official saidCOMPLICITOMPLICIT
>>61999798We need care when we are sick, comfort when we are hurt. Want to be that for you. I have a busy day and gotta run, but i am thinking of you
>>62000249absolutely no chilland people think this will deescalate
>>62000249Any time any news like this comes out you just gotta short oil because you know the treasury is going to any minute
US shifts policy to approving economic targets inside Iran
>>62000251>>62000251>>62000251
>>62000245The flip side, of course, is that if your call expires ootm then it's totally worthless and you lost everything. With shares you won't go to zero unless the company gets fully rekt. A strategy I usually follow is put my money in companies I trust long term, and am happy owning even if they are temporarily red, and sell ootm calls for an extra buck. Someone please post the option selling Chad vs chud.
>>62000162Oil haters are the invaders.
>>62000116God I miss Jack Motherfucking Bauer like you wouldn't believeIt was another era...
>>62000040it has a shit shelf life because of ethanol.
>>62000190It's even the right color
>>62000293drink more water
>>62000116i'm short oil you stupid coomer. $100 barrel oil is obviously a temporary dip, this war, regardless of length, will not disrupt hormuz on a permanent basis.thanks for holding the bag tho
>>62000207You mean east asian women?
>>62000297*temporary spike
>>62000228When I first started trading in 2012 I lied my ass off and said I had 10 years trading experience, hundreds of thousands in assets, etc etc. Now in 2026, when I put that I’ve got 3+ years trading in options and high risk investments, etc etc I feel more like I’m lying my ass off than ever
>>62000207It might have to do with everybody wanting to be like me boss.
>>62000293>right color
>>62000333Of COURSE I’d waste dub trips on some gay retarded post like that
>>62000306the value increase has even spread to southeast asian women
>>62000333nice digits boss
why is the VIX up again anyways
>>62000343i don't know about that boss.
>>62000368if your gookfu is decreasing in value send her back to laos and get a younger model
>He doesn't know the US has landed marines in Ecuador
>>62000390Tell me more
>>62000256Fuck off shitskin.
>>62000000nooooooo
>>61999906If it browns enough then everyone will break the law and gov won't do shit.
>>62000000the 12:20 candle on SPY was higher than all following candles today.
