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american century of humiliation

>Latest developments on the illegal and unconstitutional US strikes against Iran
https://iran.liveuamap.com/
https://x.com/sentdefender

>Some helpful links to numb the pain
https://findahelpline.com/
https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/
https://www.whitehouse.gov/refunds
https://jlingz.com/

>European indices
https://live.euronext.com/en

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners: so you feel like in the movies
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform you
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

Previous smigger thread
>>61999733
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I'm not looking
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post link to fed meeting pls
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>>62000260
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>>62000251
my tummy hurts
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>>62000267
I can rub it for you so it feels better
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>0-1 rate cutes for 2026, maybe even a hike
Private equity sissies I’m shaking
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Fresh explosions in Riyadh after Iran said they were gonna start blowing up gas infrastructure.
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>>62000261
Pbs has it
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>>62000267
Drink water. This is financial advice.
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>US approves of strikes on Iranian oil and gas infrastructure
>Iran announces retaliation
>Brent + $1
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A reminder:

It's over.
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>>62000274
The explosions are real, but the war is fake. Short oil.
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>>62000280
Traders won't give the buy order until they get stuck on the highway with an empty tank.
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>>62000280
>approves
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> nows
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This is now a sezy tummies thread.
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>>62000294
Best I can do is sexy financial journalists.
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>>62000267
I ate eggs coffee and bread and had to major big crap big idk if I'm okay it was gross
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GAUZ
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>>62000274
>Toropets_nuke.webm

Speaking of which, curious how nobody talks about those 400Kg of enriched Uranium in the hands of a state going full berserk.
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>>62000302
Hunter Boycock Schafer is a financial journo?
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>>62000280
They're going to bomb kaarg island. Aren't they?
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>>62000313
I'll talk about it when Israel is a radioactive wasteland.
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>>62000314
Pulitzer winning, in fact.
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>>62000313
It’s inert. The best they could do is go full camp searchlight and drive it all to Tel Aviv
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>25 bepis for every $10 oil goes up
it's over
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>>62000280
It's exactly like covid or like the tariffs. We're basically back in the equivalent of february of these vents. Don't listen to any retard saying "priced in", the dumb fucking market doesn"t price anything. I know, I've been there.
And I already told I don't want to read the words "priced in" anymore. It's in the archives.
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>>62000320
Didn't this already happen?
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ZUG ZUG NIGGAS
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>>62000280
it's an open secret theres major government intervention in the markets since the war
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>>62000313
>curious how nobody talks about those 400Kg of enriched Uranium in the hands of a state going full berserk.
Come on, man, you know it's like watching motorsports: people talk about the engineering and personalities, but you know everyone's there for the crashes.
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>>62000323
They could easily strap it to a missile as a dirty mullah missile.
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they arent even waiting for the fed, smart money is selling NOW
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>>62000331
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>>62000322
She can pull my litzer if you catch my drift.

Then after that she can suck my cock financially speaking of course.
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>>62000326
I mean the massive oil part they avoided last time.
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sippy is going to 6666
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>>62000331
>9001 billion dollars in AI investment for this
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NOW THAT THE SATAN LEVEL OF 666 HAS BEEN PENETRATED, LIKE EVERY CALL BUYERS BUTTHOLE, THE MARKET WILL PLUNGE TO THE TRUE DEPTHS OF HADES
-5% BY MARKET CLOSE
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>>62000072
>nothing to do with oil

lel
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Petrobrasbros.
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is shorting oil still the right play??
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>>62000351
so why is oil still off the highs?
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>>62000354
imagine her petrobraps
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>>62000356
Ask the treasury.
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oil >>> CANE

ROTATE
O
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A
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>>62000302
Let's go
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>>62000356
>so why is oil still off the highs?
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>>62000363
lmao, the literal truth
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>>62000359
probably could light on fire no joke
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The market disruptions push natural textiles and agriculture futures up
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>>62000251
>taking anything starmer says seriously
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Trump and the jews
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I'm going through a 10 year old 4chan backup and finding some real goodies.
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>>62000356
it helps prolong the war to achieve the objectives before walking away

if oil was $120 right now, there would be a backlash and they would be forced into withdrawing which wouldn't be good for (((them)))

unfortunately this makes the long term pain more severe... this isn't just going to return to normal anon
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>>62000381
you dont think theres already backlash? lmao, lol, rofl XD
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>>61999733
>>62000251
>>illegal and unconstitutional US strikes against Iran
>injecting /pol/ shit into the OP again
>also throws in euro indices that no one cares about
Do Eurohammads really?
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just buy CANE
it's that easy
>pic unrelated
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This is BagholderExtraordinaire requesting V shaped recovery on the SPY boss over.
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>98.9% chance of rates being held
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prove you're a patriot
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the fomc has been nothingburger after nothingburger for months
dont expect it to save you, retail might rush to abandon calls after the market doesnt even blink at the fomc
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>>62000397
im calmly, cooly, collectively shorting the s&p 500 for fundamental reasons that are backed up by history and data, nothing personnel
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MUbros are we holding on?
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>>62000389
i bought long dated calls last week. im already up 25%
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>>62000397
This cant be real
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>>62000397
The UK is going to take back the colonies.
The french won't save you this time.
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>>62000406
its probably real, the twitter feed is bizarre
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>>62000406
warning: this takes you to xitter
https://x.com/WhiteHouse/status/2032948006949966247
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>>62000386
of course, but it could be magnitudes more worse

i don't see much noise desu from dems apart from token bluster, nor do i see much on the news or from general consumers apart from 'well gas is a bit high'

by the time it becomes apparent, it will be too late... the longer they can keep this around this level, the better for Trump in this immediate time - at the expense of the global economy

other impacts to food prices and wider economy will be slower to materialise, made worse by the length this is being held back, how long the 'war' is taking, and the damage to oil/gas operations in that region
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I can't believe I'm still holding miners. I'm a fool
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>>62000388
Heres ur (you) lil bro
Dont spend it all in one place
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>>62000407
uk literally wont do shit but allow infinite niggers into their country
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>>62000400
We will hold...
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>>62000413
why? miners make gold. Gold go up.
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>>62000394
noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
my bags
they need to be artifically pumped
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Just in - US Marines taking military action against cartels in Ecuador in cooperation with the Ecuadorian gov
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>>62000397
Miga
>>62000413
Same. I sold half a week go then bought back yesterday.
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>>62000403
Let's fucking go

>>62000413
Switch to CANE. Why suffer when you can prosper
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>>62000416
UK demographics v USA demographics aren't comparable.
Niggers.
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>>62000276
link?
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>>62000426
If MU dumps on earnings (it won't), I'll go CANE because Yurus are cute
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VOTE FOR KAMALAH NEXT ELECTION
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>>62000251
Seething Eurokek jealous of our freedoms edition
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>>62000431
uk literally found the game genie code for infinite niggers, dont ask me how they did it
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How desperate is the USG to change the subject? This desperate.
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>>62000435
I'm starting to think a nigger woman would have been better than the orange clown.
That's how bad things are....
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>>62000441
yeah man totally fellow white guy
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>>62000435
Saved
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>>62000437
>uk literally found the game genie code for infinite niggers, dont ask me how they did it
We have America visa free travel?
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>>62000413
I still have some mines too, not really a good day to sell them Tbh
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>>62000439
>aliens
Clearly a domain for immigration
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YIPPEE KI YI YAY
LIKE THE COWBOYS SAY
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pls save my portfolio hilter
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JUST REALIZED THE MASTER PLAN
REMEMBER WHEN DUMPEY SAID TO BUY THE MARKET RIGHT BEFORE THE DIP ENDED AND THE MARKET WENT UP 10% THAT DAY AND DIDNT STOP GOING UP FOR MONTHS?
THAT WAS CONDITIONING TO MAKE YOU BELIEVE THE MARKET CANT EVER GO DOWN
NOW THE NO PANICAN SHIT IS DIRECTED LITERALLY AT (YOU) TO HOLD YOUR STOCKS AS THEIR VALUE GETS REDUCED TO NOTHING
IN SHORT.... PUTS, NOW
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>>62000442
It's ok to admit you were wrong you know. I voted for tony Blair in 1997.
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>>62000435
i love a woman in her natural habitat
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>>62000441
Maybe... *sniffs* Maybe...
Nah still better than Cameltoe
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btw kek oil baggies
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>>62000454
Stocks are gonna go back up. You should short oil if you want to make some money.
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What do we rotate out of once the market panic hits oil?

I am thinking agriculture futures since there's a delay in the the fuel and fertilizer impacts on prices
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>>62000449
>Clearly a domain for immigration
of course, what a non-contentious topic among the people who voted for him. No chance he'll face questions on deportation or H1Bs.
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>>62000462
in 5-10 years perhaps
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>>62000463
dunno the talking heads on cnbc are talking about fertilizer so id probably avoid it
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goodbye jerome
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>>62000471
I can't believe Ron Paul's going to personally execute Powell on live TV and announce that the Fed's been abolished
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>>62000463
My WEAT calls are saved!
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WOAH BLACK BETTY
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>>62000459
Brent COLLAPSING to under $105
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Im financially obliterated
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>>62000468
Ukraine finally got sick of russian drones being fired out of Belarus and so bombed them.
Isn't fertilizer coming through Belarus to ports in Lithuania?
They at war now anyway.
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So....
MU earnings gentlemen....

Prospects?
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>>62000482
food costs will go up worldwide but regular people will just eat whatever is cheap, demand destruction is coming. people are gonna be living extra tight the next few years most likely, as the financial system crushes regular people even harder than it has been since covid
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>>62000486
>Double beat
>Raised guidance beyond your wildest dreams
>Dumps to $400
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>>62000486
How's +16% for us MUU bros?
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>>62000280
kikes are mass selling fake paper to keep the price down in the short term
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noooticers?
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>>62000356
jews
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>>62000397
Bombing Muslims in the middle east is my G_d given right boss.
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>>62000490
desert people are conducting fake war theater to artificially inflate the price. Dont fall for it lol.
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>>62000397
Saaar can I join too?
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>>62000462
kek brokie
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>>62000495
Holy shit you're right. Talk about artificial inflation
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>>62000492
>America still below $100
>all our allies getting destroyed over $100
the future is making me shiggy diggy
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Does the scale of the current disruption represent the order in which these will all be hit?

Energy -> Industrial
Industrial -> Metals
Industrial -> Agricultural -> Livestock
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>>62000495
how does this help them
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AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

OIL BROS WTF WTF WTF

AHAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>62000463
rotate into CANE
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topkek, freighters are invoking an old 19th century law allowing them to abandon their freight to the nearest port and leave the burden on whoever is the owner of that freight.
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>>62000505
They sell oil my man. Look it up.
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>>62000455
>eurokek
Opinion discarded
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I know oil is dumping but why is gold dumping?
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I'm sure there's some manipulation happening, but the market is also just retarded.
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>>62000518
oil is pumping. Gold has oil as input cost
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Don't worry oilbros, it's just a temporary setback. Just hold for now. DO NOT SELL, DO NOT REDEEM, I BEG YOU NOT TO!
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>>62000435
I come from the timeline where she was elected. S&P500 crossed the 8000pts and is projected to close at 9000 by the end of the year.
Alas at some point I changed worldlines. Not gonna lie, this one is incredibly entertaining.
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mister jerome sir......
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>>62000518
Some of the biggest costs for miners are energy and sulphuric acid + bond rates pushing higher is bearish for gold
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>>62000506
>+1.41%
What are you panicking about?
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Oil sisters... I think we'll be heading back to $91 soon...
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>>62000522
Is the oil pump in the room with us?
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>>62000529
Good morning saaaar (and thank you for your service)
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>>62000527
>>62000522
I dumped oil to buy gold yesterday
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>>62000529
what are you retarded niggers smoking?
god I hate zoomers
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>>+1.41%
>What are you panicking about?
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>>62000530
zoom out 2 weeks
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5 minutes before the stock market changes forever
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>mfw my Colombian waifu sent me selfies out of the blue
>wearing skin tight dresses and revealing gym clothes
>is taking forever to respond to my messages

I’m not a gooner but she is making it really hard not to goon out massively.

Also bullish for OIL.
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>>62000535
they have the attention span of fucking gnats
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>>62000527
>>62000522
Why would gold being more expensive to mine reduce its price?
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>>62000525
This larp doesn't work when we can see your poster ID, redditbro.
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looks like selling a few weeks ago and waiting for the dip might end up being a good idea. can I get some PogChamps in the chat?
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>zoom out 2 weeks
>they have the attention span of fucking gnats
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wow kek oil baggies, havent looked at oil for a minute, wow lmao nice short squeeze retards
oil is the new hgraf
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>>62000309

WOWIE
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>>62000549
I redeemed the oil.
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>>62000551
WHY DID YOU REDEEM IT
WHY DID YOU REDEEM IT
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>>62000542
Equities move before commodities so if equities go down the commodities traders look at it and take positions accordingly
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>VIAV
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TWO MINUTES
DOS MINUTAS
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>>62000341
Oh ok I'm not properly informed then, thanks
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>>62000559
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/pressreleases/monetary20260318a.htm
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HELP ME JEROMA

wtf, i just clicked "Get Captcha" and this piece of shit told me immediately it expired and I had to wait 30 sec
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20 SECONDS
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>>62000548
>>62000549
OMFG IT MOVED
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>>62000568
But it's 30 minutes until Papa Powell speaks?
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>>62000550
What is this?
Will it be 10$ this week?
If not, I don't fucking care
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>>62000547
why does he have scars
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>>62000564
smallest release of all time
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Have to hand it to anyone balls deep in oil, that shit is stress inducing. I felt like shit for losing a 100 bucks doing some cute plays but at least I sold and didn't have to witness whatever the fuck that just was
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50 bps cut!!!!!!!!!!!!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-sSSzdXIlA8
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WE GOT A CUT
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>WTI right now
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well oil crashed at least
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>up 64% on my OIL ETF

how are you retards not making money?

Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is money Real Hahahaha Nigga Just press buy and walk away From The Screen Like Nigga Close Your Eyes Haha.
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guys wtf why is oil tanking now?
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>>62000574
The rascal fell off his tricycle.
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>>62000583
iz we didz?
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What the fuck is going on???????
I STOPPED TRADING WHEN ORANGE NIGGER STARTED THE NOT A WAR IN IRAN AND THE FUCKING DAY I DECIDE TO TRADE AGAIN EVERYTHING IS RED
FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
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>>62000587
The Fed said they'll print more oil
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>*FED HOLDS BENCHMARK RATE IN 3.5%-3.75% RANGE IN 11-1 VOTE
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>>62000587
secretary bussy shorted it
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People expect this kind of market to not act like a woman on her period?
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>>62000588
It makes my heart cry to see an innocent child get hurt .
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Not even Jerome can save us
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>>62000583
Looks like you singlehandedly pumped Nasdaq, congratulations. It's going back to normal now that the actual bepis reading came in.
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>>62000596
wonder who the 1 dissenter is lmao
i bet hes the laughing stock of the fed
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>>62000604

>*FED SAYS GOVERNOR STEPHEN MIRAN DISSENTS IN FAVOR OF RATE CUT

>*FED MAINTAINS PROJECTIONS FOR ONE RATE CUT IN 2026, ONE IN 2027

>*FED SAYS IMPLICATIONS OF MIDDLE EAST DEVELOPMENTS ARE UNCERTAIN
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Ah the old massive scamwick pump in PMs the minute FOMC starts followed by an even bigger dump. Classic
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>>62000586
im up 104% on mine but its fun to watch this stuff.
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Available indicators suggest that economic activity has been expanding at a solid pace. Job gains have remained low, and the unemployment rate has been little changed in recent months. Inflation remains somewhat elevated.

The Committee seeks to achieve maximum employment and inflation at the rate of 2 percent over the longer run. Uncertainty about the economic outlook remains elevated. The implications of developments in the Middle East for the U.S. economy are uncertain. The Committee is attentive to the risks to both sides of its dual mandate.

In support of its goals, the Committee decided to maintain the target range for the federal funds rate at 3‑1/2 to 3‑3/4 percent. In considering the extent and timing of additional adjustments to the target range for the federal funds rate, the Committee will carefully assess incoming data, the evolving outlook, and the balance of risks. The Committee is strongly committed to supporting maximum employment and returning inflation to its 2 percent objective.

In assessing the appropriate stance of monetary policy, the Committee will continue to monitor the implications of incoming information for the economic outlook. The Committee would be prepared to adjust the stance of monetary policy as appropriate if risks emerge that could impede the attainment of the Committee's goals. The Committee's assessments will take into account a wide range of information, including readings on labor market conditions, inflation pressures and inflation expectations, and financial and international developments.

Voting for the monetary policy action were Jerome H. Powell, Chair; John C. Williams, Vice Chair; Michael S. Barr; Michelle W. Bowman; Lisa D. Cook; Beth M. Hammack; Philip N. Jefferson; Neel Kashkari; Lorie K. Logan; Anna Paulson; and Christopher J. Waller. Voting against this action was Stephen I. Miran, who preferred to lower the target range for the federal funds rate by 1/4 percentage point at this meeting.
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>>62000594
You are supposed to buy when it's red, idiot.
Not when its pursuing ATH
Just make sure to perfectly time the bottom and AHHHHHH WTF THE KNIFE JUST KEEPS FALLING AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>62000594
lmaoo get fucked
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>>62000610
so its gonna be a completely lukewarm press conference
jpow will just be super vague about middle east implications, avoid all questions, then go home and do some gacha pulls on genshin impact
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>>62000516
how do they sell oil that has been converted to fireballs my retard?
>>>/pol/531044017
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MU, WHERE WE AT?
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>>62000622
maybe it doesnt matter? priced in
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>they expect PCE to go up by 0,1%
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>>62000625
Selling this afternoon
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>>62000630
>only 0.1%
>during an oil shock
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>>62000614

I want Israel left holding the bag and Gulf States saying fuck you, to US tech companies. I’m so bullish on the end of the civilized world it’s not even funny.
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Hey Jerome, where the fuck are you
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Is a 0DTE straddle just free money right now?
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lmao what is this
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>>62000559
For what negro?
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>>62000639
not til 11:30
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It's over. AI Asian guy lied. Twitter was wrong. The thesis is crumbling. The strait is open. The war is over. We're returning to $59 a barrel. The economy is slowing. Demand is going down. Tensions are lowering. Oil has topped. Simply put, anyone foolish enough to buy this top is in for a slow, painful grind to the bottom.
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>>62000643
you missed it dude, nevermind
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>>62000642
>we are 70% confident that in the federal funds rate will be between 1% and 6%
what
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>>62000645
Fuck, I forgot its 30 min after.
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>>62000648
Nothing ever happens
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>>62000622
Im smart enough to realize how crazy you people are. Which is why oil needs to go to $10 and middle east is no longer geopolitically relevant. we won't need to have discussions anymore
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>>62000617
SPY's already down 2% on the week you dumbfuck.
Shit should have been parabolic but we keep pussy footing on
>just two more weeks bro and the 4 day operation will be a success
It's all so fucking retarded.
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Bros I can’t stop gambling on 0DTEs.
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>>62000654
We needed a straight climb or drop, no bullshit crab!
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Alright I gotta drive a couple hours

Hopefully Israel or Iran blow something up in the next few hours
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>>62000658
youll run out of money eventually and then youll HAVE to stop
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>>62000642
>possible 6% federal funds rate
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>>62000630
>>62000636

Oh damn, I misread. It sucks so hard when they have 4 years in their december projection vs 3 years in march.

>2026 PCE 2.4% in December
>vs 2,7% now
>2026 PCE Core 2,5% in December
>vs 2,7% now
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>>62000594
Skill issue. I'm making money on Nasdaq calls all day. At this rate I'm going to get diabetes from all the cakes I will buy with profits.
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>>62000654
It was a joke post anon, not a penis, don't take it so hard.
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>>62000666
DEVIL TRIPS CONFIRMS
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>>62000642
theres always a chance they need to raise rates because they cut prematurely.......... but they would never do that...........
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>>62000671
I'm sorry, it's not your fualt.
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>>62000665
Lol,that is me, no joke.
About $50 to my name right now.
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Trump lied, my portfolio died. -70k+ since the illegal bloodlust conflict.
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>1. Iran vows to reduce GCC war participant's energy infrastructure to ash. (UAE, Saudi Arabia, Qatar)
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>natural gas
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>>62000675
all is forgiven
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>>62000681
Are you telling me they were holding back
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>>62000677
its ok dude, anyone who has less than 50 million will be poor anyway very soon. we can get all the smg brokies together and build a commune on some land somewhere and be frens as it all comes crumbling down
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>>62000673
They always cut prematurely exactly because they will not hike spontanously, as that would rattle the markets
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>>62000641
It might be, what strikes are you looking at? maybe i will jump in
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>>62000685
They were.
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>>62000688
unfortunately, the biggest oil shock in history may be just enough inflationary pressure to force a rate hike.... maybe... im not like a economist or anything like that......
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>>62000642
rare pepe
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>SPY
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Where's the huge majority population of Iranian democracy rebels who wanted to reclaim their country for 50 years??
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This fucking schizo market. If I didn't know any better I'd have panic sold a hundred times already.
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Jerry P live in 10
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>>62000694
i'm 30% confident that's not a pepe
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>fire reported in Ras Laffan Qatar
Can the Jews please surrender already
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>>62000587
You almost called the bottom
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>>62000696
why did he do it?
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>>62000697
>Where's the huge majority population of Iranian democracy rebels who wanted to reclaim their country for 50 years??
In Americas dreams, like always.
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>>62000697
They don’t exist…
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>>62000694
>>62000703
Yes it is.
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>>62000697
>Where's the huge majority population of Iranian democracy rebels who wanted to reclaim their country for 50 years??
They sell cell phone cases at the mall now.
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>>62000697
They all fled to the west long ago.
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>>62000697
there wasnt one
the supreme jew fooled dump with that one to make him think the military action would be swift and effective, like when they got maduro, lmao
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memoryGODS... thoughts on this one?
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>>62000709
Jeets are like Russians. There is no why. Just doing.
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>>62000705
over your dead body
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You know you can still moon with memory before close? Buy, buy, BUY. Ein Thausend Jähriges Memory supercycle.
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>>62000719
you deserve whats coming to you when mu and the other fags like wdc and stx get a fat red dildo day
itll be like what happened to gold and silver
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>WTI crude is negative/flat
>brent is +3-4%
?
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>>62000719
I think u going the wrong way
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is it too late to vote for Kamala?
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anyone else just...not touching oil either way?

t. Pussy (but a low stress one)
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>>62000652
shut the fuck up kikelover
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>Inflation remains somewhat elevated.

Full on coping
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>>62000731
We ride with Biden in here.
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>>62000625
Holding...
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>>62000727
WTI is sweeter, brent is a better metric of actual global crude
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>>62000727
Not my problem
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>>62000727
Ask Brent's wife about his mood swings.
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I hate the tangerine tyrant so much it's unreal
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>>62000735
yeah, your only hopes are a short lived retard squeeze or a gigadump but it could crab for weeks as the incompetent war effort continues
the military isnt incompetent, but the people choosing to send them are
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>>62000685
yes retard
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When is it safe to buy Hycroft again? It has gone down a lot.
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>>62000690
666
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>>62000751
That's going to take years to repair
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>>62000526
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Here.
It.
Choooooooombles!
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>>62000748
Kek
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>>62000697
im sorry you fell for kike propaganda anon
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I went long harbour energy today. There's no way the UK won't be drilling the north sea in the coming months.
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>>62000752
>He doesn't know

Come back in April kid, this markets not a safe place for ya
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>>62000752
Now
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>>62000697
iran executed them like a month ago
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>>62000741
it's sweeter?
does America put high fructose corn syrup in their oil too?
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>>62000751
Saudis claim no damage, all missiles intercepted.
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>>62000731
as if anything would be different you dumb tranny. you had two choices on the ballot, netanyahu and netanyahu
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAJsDm9g21w

UMMM WHERE IS HE?
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>>62000762
My lack of patience is one of my bad habits. I always feel like sitting on cash is simply missing out on gains but maybe I should take it easy for some time.
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ARE YOU READY SMIGGERS

I CAN'T HEAR YOUUUUUUUUU

OOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH

WHO LIVES IN A FED BUILDING THAT COST $3BILLION TO RENOVATE

JEROME TOO LATE POWELL

WHO IS FUCKING RAPING MY PORTFOLIO

JEROME TOO LATE POWELL

JEROME TOO LATE POWELL
JEROME TOO LATE POWELL
JEEEEROOOOOMMMMMMEEEE
FUCKING
POWEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
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>>62000726
>>62000728
post your shorts so i can laught at bobotards like you AH
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anyone got youtube link with SPX side-by-side with Powell stream?
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>>62000759
I wish Trump was what liberals say he is. Instead we get this.
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>>62000697
they are parked right next to the weapons of mass destruction
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>>62000752
You can buy some now? Kinda hard to say when the whole war thing will end, though.
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>>62000761
Charles will not allow it.
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>Ongoing Iranian attack on US assets in Bahrain.
>Explosions in Saudi Arabia as a result of the Iranian missile attack on US sites.
>Qatar hit and on fire.
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>>62000759
pic would be so based if it was true. unfortuantely hes just a kike
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>>62000735
Equities seem to climb regardless of what the daily oil price is doing

Makes sense because the longer these war goes on, the entire futures curve keeps rising
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why is no one listening? we will slowly bleed out for the next few months. the war will continue.
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>>62000697
They saw jews and americans bomb them and a school full of kids.
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>Reuters stream doesn't work
>it's often quicker than the Fed's own stream
great
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>>62000782
he can't do shit
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>>62000769
why are the refineries on fire then
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>>62000782
Charles will drill or be dragged onto the street and lynched by a baying crowd of middle class mums angry they can't run their range rovers.
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Reminder
>>62000000
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>>62000759
This, so much this
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>>62000793
I'm guessing the saudis are lying given the wealth of video evidence.
(I think they are out of patriots)
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>DURATION

transitory
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>>62000789
>why is no one listening?
because most of us have been through this circus multiple times before. slowly bleed out for a few months is not something the market typically does in this kind of situation. your "obvious" assumption is a minority case in market behavior during middle east conflicts.
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>>62000795
It didn't specify what exactly is over.
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>Jerome Too Late Powell
>Late for his speech
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my spx shorts are printing
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>>62000776
ZM APP BBY PYPL RBLX ADBE RDDT
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>>62000792
Where do you think all the other eco decisions come from. He had a go at gardening when he was in his 20s and now thinks everything should be organically home grown, including electrons.
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>LOOK THROUGH TARIFFS
>LOOK THROUGH ENERGY
>LOOK THROUGH MY DICK
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>>62000803
It
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Petrochemical plants in Asia declared FM two weeks ago. A nothingburger initially, since there are about 1 month's worth of plastic and other supplies as buffer storage for most countries.
We are now halfway through that first month.

Refineries have not yet declared FM, because unlike naphtha there are plenty of crude supplies in reserve, except they cannot be released fast enough. Japanese refineries ran at 69% last week, down from 77% a week before that.

Refined fuel is still available as reserves exist and refineries are still running as long as crude supplies last. China banned fuel exports last week, and Korea capped exports to 2025 levels today.

Qatari LNG could easily be restarted once the situation normalizes. Today they started pumping inert gas (nitrogen) into the systems and fully shutting down liquefaction trains. Restart could now take multiple weeks.

Do you see where I am going with this
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>>62000809
>>62000809
>>62000809
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someone tell bussy to stop watching jpow and short again
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>>62000803
it
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>>62000803
It.
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so it's just grabbing?
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It's always a jew asking questions that makes the vix pop.
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He seems extremely hawkish. I'm surprised its not down more
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>>62000798
another angle before impact from the completely eliminated iranian ballistic missile threat
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>>62000770
lies the dems are more pro Iran and Obama already had a nuclear deal in place with Iran until Zognald tore it up.
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>>62000813
>there are about 1 month's worth of plastic and other supplies as buffer storage for most countries
German media already was worrying today about a "shortage of rubber gloves in hospitals"
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>>62000884
how would an open border with millions of shitskin invaders be better for me then
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>>62000883
It's just a smoking incident anon, all drones and missiles have been intercepted



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