OIL IS BACK edition>Latest developments on the illegal and unconstitutional US strikes against Iranhttps://iran.liveuamap.com/https://x.com/sentdefender>Some helpful links to numb the painhttps://findahelpline.com/https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/https://www.whitehouse.gov/refundshttps://jlingz.com/>European indiceshttps://live.euronext.com/en>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesPrevious smigger thread>>62001285
I DON'T UNDERSTAND IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE PRICED IN
>$100 WTI was rejected... Sorry sar. Better luck next timings..Lmao salty salty faggot
Raj is getting culled in the upcoming energy shortage and will rage all thread because of it
lmao baggies
>>$100 WTI was rejected... Sorry sar. Better luck next timings..>Lmao salty salty faggot
>>62001073What even was the name of Don's company? I forgot all about it, but it was memed a lot here at the time
Anyone else bought SHEL? I want to talk about SHEL.
> futures
>>62001749honse
it is NOT a good situation for the entire global economy
I think Iran accidentally hit Qatar a little too hard
All you had to do was buy oil anon. Instead you shitposted all week against an imaginary street shitter jeet that only exists in your head. I am sorry you are such an overly emotional retard and let these things dictate your investments, better luck next time champ hahahahahaha.
Oil sissies... Prepare for pain
>>62001749>futures
HGRAF EOY target? I'm thinking $100 ;-)
>Oil sissies... Prepare for pain
>>62001726
>>62001743cielo waste cwwff or sum
New Trump bs when? I need a dip
Wow turns out the burger protection was worth shit. And turns out the clown market is a lagging indicator, "priced in" is a complete meme. Unsurprising.
Id worry more about preparing your next cope when we poop back down to $90 than typing emotional paragraphs about your bags sir.
These are all tankers that should have loaded in the Gulf and been on their way to Asia by now.Instead they are sitting on their thumbs outside Yanbu. "Sheikh said it's my turn to load!"There is not enough oil elsewhere. If there was, these ships would be en route to pick it up.
Helium was already fucked....the downstream impacts of this and all the rest are huge and the markets have barely noticed and movedit's all well and good Trump talking up his energy security (though it's not as straight forward as he makes out) the knock on effects to the enitire global economy brings down the US toothat AI bubble isn't going to last very long if asia start to wind down production.... which they are
>>62001771>iron dome not so iron after being penetrated
>>62001771what a fucking pr disaster for the admin>>62001779I've heard shipping rates elsewhere are plummetting due to ships already being reassigned away from the gulf. If your shipper isn't running the strait right now they are missing windfall profits
High gas will mean that people who used to just barely pay their mortgage won't anymore, and they will be foreclosed. Mass foreclosures will hit the banks and crash them. Housing crisis and banking crisis coming. Get ready to swipe up property.
>>62001795Based
>>62001771The worst part is when you realize repairing that is going to take years. Even if we didn't have any damage, turning things like this off and then back on alone is a multi stage process.
>>62001795My body is ready.
>>62001793There's two types of tankers, crude and products.Products are doing great because Asian refiners are toast and the Atlantic has what Asian consumers crave.Crude is probably going to hurt soon.
>>62001786Less helium > less chips > Micron jacks up prices another 10X. MU wins no matter what.
Looks like someone misclicked a few million on USO.
lmao at all the idiots who got suckered in over the last days just to lose it all in 12h
>>62001799Look at the last housing crisis. It followed a doubling of oil from $30 in 2003 to $70 in 2006 caused by the Iraq War. Oil kept going up and crashed housing: too many foreclosures for the system to handle. Then they found out how brittle the system was. But it was the oil shock that delivered the first blow.
>>62001779I'm pretty sure the round ones are oil tycoon yachts anon...
>Id worry more about preparing your next cope when we poop back down to $90 than typing emotional paragraphs about your bags sir.
>>62001795Cash king reporting in. Ready to buy galactic dip in a few months
>>62001803Can you elaborate
Did you know: Pajeets have ordered refineries and petrochemical complexes to maximum LPG production so they can keep cooking. As a result, propylene production has stopped, which means propylene oxide production has stopped, which means propylene glycol production has stopped.Propylene glycol is really important in medicine.India is the largest medicine maker in the world.Apparently propylene glycol is also the main ingredient in vapes and ice craft de-icing stuff, I did not know that.Anyway, another wagon added to this inevitable trainwreck.
>>62001726Were now pricing in bad news in the future
>>62001771all these missiles burnt up from inventory you'd think lockheed and raytheon would be mooning, but they aren't because we now know what they produce is actually worth shitthey have barely moved during this war, aero and defence sector is literally unchanged.... guess they'll still get government gibs to make other meme shit because it's all rigged
>>62001819Ships being pulled long distances is very good for freight rates.
>>62001823Babe come on language! You know how hard it is for me to get boner when you're not acting like a lady
>30% over expectations >still dumpsnice meme stock faggotsnice clown country and shitshow market
>>62001726Every day the strait stays closed, a day that previously had been priced in probabilistically changes and gets priced in as a 100% certainty that the strait was closed that day.
>>62001826They lack production volume and are extremely slow to scale, this has been a problem for over twenty years now. The interceptors are quite literally magic, it's why there has been a 95%+ intercept rate. All it takes is a single missile getting through to fuck up a refinery.
Aww, how cute. Trump calls little children little beeshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLnU9IWEIgw
>>62001832it was priced in
bussy...
>>62001829no the difference between crude and products
>>62001840Isn't that against international law?
Sirs... Looks like the Oils will never reach ten tousand Lakhs after all...
>>62001841crude is unrefined
we arent even halfway into this administration's term
>>62001832Oh don't worry the market's just a lagging indicator it'll catch up, just like what this market did with the war
>>62001805does it moon if your inputs soar too or if you can't actually make them at all? don't think they hold much inventory sat around waiting to sell in warehouses that appreciates in value to make money from that way...then you move on to all that saudi money investing in datacentres etc vanishing and business cases that were already meme no longer happening because of chip prices, so volume sold declines also
>>62001832The only 2 stocks that smashed earnings and actually went up were already beat down from previous highs. AVGO and ORCL. MSFT GOOG and NVDA all went down on beats.
>>62001849Trump will be neutered after the midterms
>>62001849Pain
>>62001841Crude is crudeProducts are refined. Diesel (gasoil), gasoline (mogas), aviation fuel (Jet A1), ship bunkers (VLSFO/HSFO) and others.Some tankers carry only crude (mainly the large sizes).Other tankers carry products.$HAFN and $TRMD are big name product companies.
>>62001857pigs get slaughtered, trading earnings is gambling you need at least a quarterly timescale
>>62001835>the evidence is allegations
>>62001769kek
I hate israel so fucking much oh my fucking god
I DIDN'T SELL EVEN THOUGH I KNEW OIL WAS GOING HIGHER
>>62001871Israel is giving you cheapies
>>62001860He'll be impeached on day 1
>>62001866I bought a put spread around 60 days out. I think it’ll be fine. But yeah it’s gambling.
Meh, probably just gonna hold my MU for a bit longer.
I hate this fucking nigger and his double-speak so god damn fucking much. Is he literally incapable of simple yes/no? It's always this half in half out double yap with a shit ton of old geriatric groans in between
>>62001840>can't write left-to-right like humans>everything is in cursiveracist bastards
>>62001786spoonfeed helium tickers
>>62001883Pic
>>62001882Keep in mind SPX isn't exactly strong at the moment
MUKEKS
Trump is trying to calm the markets after Brent hit $110 and WTI hit $100
>>62001890he will do what Israel demands
>>62001889I would start with HE, HEHE, HEHE.HE
>>62001897This is what he said last time before the Israeli's just did whatever they wanted
>>62001896>MUUGODS
>>62001896Lmao wtf new filter? I wrote M U C U C KS
>>62001899kek
>>62001899stop laughing at me
>>62001900This excuse isn't going to work for very long desu
TSLA could be such a killshot right now on god bruh
>>62001860He's going EO that all voting machines require an English test before voting is allowed. Dems BTFO.
Imagine thinking this now all quickly ends and goes away by just letting boats out of the strait...
>>62001880Doubt it. He gave them war with Iran so he is safe.The uniparty marches on. Only the retarded goy plebs fight each other over this shit.
>>62001897lol what's Trump gonna do about it if Israel doesn't listenshould have had boots ready to hit the ground this 2-week lull is stupid
>>62001902that filter isn't new retard
I'm only going to say this once.Whirlpool.
>>62001897>Do you think you're in control here, Donald?
>>62001909No don't worry oil will go back to $65 soon, like some retarded faggot on /smg/ keeps saying :^)
>>62001812Finally an anon that gets it. The subprimes charade could have gone for far far longer. But then it didn't. Because people couldn't pay their loans anymore. Which then turned into a financial crisis due to banks being fucktarded in the first place. But it needed a trigger. And the trigger was oil.
>>62001898He obviously doesn't want to though. This entire past week's price action is the market weighing TACO vs Israeli bloodlustTrump gives 3 different non-answers, Jews don't give a shit and execute 4 different warcrimes, trump spins it and does a literal nothingburger headline to attempt to soften the impact
>>62001919Yeah well not much of a choice when Bibi has videos and proof of you fucking children.
>>62001909why is the modern world so fragile, like multiple other industries probably have those highly complex low stock important parts and some simple bombs can fuck shit up for months, why didnt terrorists do this earlier to fuck the world
>>62001843>international law matters
We are day 19 of this special military operation. The time limit is 60 days, extensible to 90 days, is that right?
The oil market only has two states anyway, either it's oversupplied and prices stay at breakeven, contained by production cuts.Or it's undersupplied and prices are contained by demand destruction.Staying long term in this $90-100 range is unnatural.I don't think people really understand what kind of "demand destruction" is required to eliminate ~13m barrels per day worth of demand. The good news is that this chart is probably going back to normal.
>>62001924Globalisation.
>>62001925It matters to the EU and China
>>62001918yep, the people that cannot see the car crash coming are deluded... been saying it for over a week on hereits not even about the oil price now, that'll come down in time because every economy will be in ruins and won't need as much anymorejobs and inflation are already fucked anyway, once food prices start to soar and gas squeezes incomes, it compunds those issues further, discretionary spending evaporates, then people no longer start paying off their credit and so onit's literally fucking over
>>62001927>don't think people really understand what kind of "demand destruction" is required to eliminate ~13m barrels per day worth of demand.That kind of demand destruction means people dying of hunger and cold.
>>62001924the modern world is extremely fragileremember supply chain issues and how big of a scare that is?literally all of modern society is a house of cards, a façade, literal bullshit created by the rich, but none of it is really real if the sheeple wake up and stop running in their hamster wheels to power this bullshit
>>620019263 weeks for Iraq, 6 weeks for AfghanistanTrump should have lined up more units on Iran's border before attacking. We need land units to capture cities
>first few postsAre there people on this board desperate enough to play degen commodities gambling?
>Powell said that if you account for the adjustments made to the jobs reports after the fact that has been a net 0 job creation the last 12 monthsSo the "Big Beautiful Bill" did nothing
>>62001932people?
>>62001929Yes, I'm sure they'll both give the usa and israel a harsh finger wagging after all the war crimes committed during this weekend operation come to light whenever its over
>>62001719When is it safe to short oil? It's looking rather tempting
imagine thinking technical analysis is made up when this move has been perfectly tracking for over a month
>>62001940/smg/ would never
>A street shitter is losing his shit in real time over OIL.
>>62001764I know you're baiting but I think we'll see double digies in the next 4 months and then it pulls back and crabs again until Q2 next year
FREAK THE FUCK OUTSET CARS ON FIREBURN POLITICIANSIT'S OVER
>>62001924>why is the modern world so fragile,wait until you find out a shit load of the worlds medicines (especially mass produced generics, vital antibiotics etc) come from china/asia/india and many precursors/chemicals needed to make them come from the gulf....
>>62001946if i had to guess sometime after OVX rolls over
I thought we won the war wtf bros what's going on? Did Biden do this?
>Wankman Bankman
>>62001911>what's Trump gonna do about it if Israel doesn't listenin an alternate reality he would nuke israel and get an actual nobel peace price for achieving world peace?
Don't forget about triple witching on Friday
>>62001966>he thinks nukes existUranium can barely heat up water to produce steam power. (nuclear energy)
>>62001966nukes don't exist retard
>old geezer investors shit their pants>based overnight asians traders in the know save us
>>62001964Obama, actually.
The bloomberg headline font size has taken another step down
>>62001943it helped make the drumps rich
>>62001966even in the alternate realities where nukes exist trump would never nuke his masters
>>62001978I'd put good money on there being gook circuit breakers tonight
>>62001930The only credit that the markets care about are the ones held by Elison and Altman. I don't think corporate or national bonds are tied that strongly to consumer debt anymore, they're more likely tied up in datacenter/capex spending. Stuff on credit cards or Afterpay is chump change. If a recession happens, the capex-spenders will not be affected.
>>62001971when has witching ever matteredits been a complete meme the last 10 years, nothing major has ever happened on that shit
>>62001971will the spoopy witch scare bobo or mumu?
>>62001978I'm convinced asian traders are clueless. Kospi and nikkei have been trodding along pretty flat (even had a mini "recovery pump")
>>62001983Did we ever determine what this portends for the market? font shortage?
>>62001992looks like plunge protection is currently kiking the markets atm
>>62001971quadruple
>>62001832What sucks about micron is that it sucks, it's consistently dunked on by the gooks, and the post market slide puts MU back in its consolidation zone so it can crab at best.In all likelihood if the market begins to wake up to the LNG disruption to Asia the memory fab guys are all going to take a shit.
Can't wait for that stupid ass lifeline pipeline in SA to get Shaheded.Nothing personal, I say that as 85% of my portfolio is oil,
>>62002000Triple
>>62001993Hey babe. I was able to get a loan today too, i am gonna be a landlord
>>62002000quadruple isnt real, only retards say it, its triple
When you start drinking, that first liter of beer might make you feel bloated and seem cumbersome to get down, but after you get over that bump, the rest kinda goes down like water flowing in a creek. keep fighting, soldiers
>>62002011Good beer shouldn't make you feel bloated and cumbersome
>alarms ot Tel Aviv>Boss anon, bear on oil, isn't postingWHAT A COINCIDENCE
>>62002011sounds like you don't actually like beer
>>62001989I apologize Rukas san
>>62002003honestly if Iran wants to truly stir shit, this will be the way. Although that will mean literally every country on earth will hate them, except russia
>>62002003I'd say that's a no brainer to hit. I've stacked part of my kids future on things getting so bad the UK government will reduce north sea oil taxes and start handing out drilling licences like confetti in the coming months. It's risky but such is life.
The strait will open
>>62001983Not if you look at the European editionObviously, we're going to be hit hardest from this since we're much more dependent on oil imports than the US
>>62002018No. He's right. t. Alcoholic who loves beer and is currently bloated from first one.
>>62002024>US provides the meat>Israel provides the emotional supportIt's not even funny
>>62002024Bearish.
>>62002024ok but no one is gonna go through it
>>62002024We will soon get kino FPV videos of ships getting hit. No hiding under "laundry fires" this time.
>>62002021Nobody is blaming Iran for this shit lad. This is trumps party.
>>62002029I don't really experience that at all, weird
>>62002031At least they're sending marines (they're brown)
>>62002035*Bidens fault you mean?
>>62002024JFC they're not even hiding the goy sacrifices any moreJust nuke Israel already.
>>62002035
So, if the price of oil goes up, stocks tank?
>>62002024>they fell for it>AGAINcan we just surrender and let Israel get wiped off the map already. If this keeps going the entire Gulf is going to turn on us. Prices can only be suppressed for so long
>>62002024Long coffin sized American flags.
Uhm oil?
>>62002024>just grab her by her hormussy
>>62002029Buy good (German) beer instead of cheap mass produced piss
>>62002024>Sending US ground forces to death alleyF
>>62002016>>62002018Nah, I do very muchI just ate a shitton before And I always drink Stella because Leuven is my city
>>62002036It depends when and what you've eaten. I ate 15 chicken bites, a chip roll and a portion of chips a few hours ago.
>>62002035It's his party and he can cry if he wants to.
>>62001993Love you babe. Miss your affection and want to make up.
>>62002046I have drunk every type of beer known to man. For over 30 years, practically daily. I know things about beer.
>>62002054That's all I want to see. Trump crying and admitting he was wrong. Then the nukes can fly.
>Oil dumping>Gold dumping>Silver dumping>Stocks dumping>Dollar dumpingWhat do you call this? The Trump Dump?
>>62002052I think you'd be bloated with or without the beer m8
Increased oil price will lead to foreclosures, banking collapse.TARP II incoming!
>>62001771>turns out the burger protection was worth shitYou realized that only now?
Bussy shaking out late traders
>>62001669Where did you find this picture of me?
>Facebook spent 80 billion on metaverse and is now shutting it downThere's no way that number is real. Does the fag7 just make up numbers?
What's your canned food portfolio anons? I'm going to buy some canned tuna tomorrow.
>>62002029What are we drinking tonight, comrade?
>hahaha we bomb your gas!>Please stop bomb other gas.We are doomed.
*clink*EhemTo all of you mumus who laughed at me, dabbed at me, called me a schizo, called me a jeet, simply because I dared imply that maybe, just maybe, stupid line won't go up, to all of those going "haha brooo what do you meannn just retardbuy bro lol line only go up MUbros where we at x10 leverage calls lmao imagine not buying the dip TACO TACO TACO bobo never cums ahhahahaha thanks for the free money lil' bear"FUCK YOUFUCK.YOU.SO.FUCKING.MUCHThanks
>>62002058They you should know Germany has purity laws about their beer and don't douse the living shit out of their hops with glyphosate. (They still have trace amounts because it's present in the environment, but nowhere near as bad as common US beers)
>Mu beats>Mu dumpsEvery time
>>62002061Oil is not dumping.WTI is struggling because people are pricing in a US crude exports ban. Brent is $110
>>62002079Bierra morretti 660ml X3.Bottle of merlot to wash it down.
>>62002079A bullet in the mouth, hold the ice.
>>62002084awwww fucks sake. way to go, asshole
>>62002088it's only +0.11% that means it's dumping anon /smg/ said so
>>62002065>6 interceptors launched>$60m>all miss>2 missiles hit energy plants
>>62002086i thought germans weren't allowed to have purity laws anymore
>>62002086I'm in Berlin in September for 10 days and will test this.
Afroman is in a legal battle with the local police after being wrongly raided and robbed by the police. How will this add to the chaos in the oil market?
>>62002038No, it was actually Biden's autopen. Trump forgot to turn it off.
>>62002087They pumped last time doe
>>62002105its gonna get high
>>62002024This is extremely unlikely to happen, and if it does happen, it is extremely unlikely to succeed. The US carrier Lincoln retreated to 1100km from Iran because of the danger of Iranian missiles. US bases close to Iran are getting shredded by drones and missiles.The only US ground force anywhere close is the Tripoli MEU, which is not nearly enough. Any landing would have to be a helicopter drop of light infantry with little aerial support. This infantry would then get shredded by drones and missiles.There's no point anyway because Iran will just mine the strait with rocket-deployed mines and blow up the oil export terminals.
I TOLD YOU TO TAKE PROFIT TODAY. DID YOU LISTEN, ANON? I HOPE SO.
Oil sisters... prepare your cope
>>62002105That whole situation is hilarious>get raided on a tip that turns out to be wrong>you make a song and video out of it specifically calling out the fat cop that eyed your poundcake>police dept. gets butthurt and sues you>fat cop has to sit there in court while the video gets played calling him Officer PoundcakeIt's kinda surreal
>>62002090Huh, can't remember anytime I've ever drank Italian beer. I only drink vino rosso when I'm there.Seems kinda destructive to mix beer with wine though if you do it on the regular... No?
We need a truth tapestry to save us.....
>>62002115I NEVER FUCKING SELL anon
>>62002111CHECKED AND BASED
>>62001955Man I sure hope we see some double digits by then. Why do you think it'll crab until Q2 specifically?
>>62002024>israel will provide intelligenceI mean given they're the only ones smart enough not to send troops, yeah I guess they're the ones with the intelligence
>>62002117Reminds me a bit of the mclibel trial here in the UK when McDonald's had to prove they weren't cunts and mostly failed.
HGRAF will soon revert back to where it belongssub 1 usdNever EVER trust biz about investing, especially pennyflops
>>62002119>Seems kinda destructiveAlways mix the grape with the grain. (I'm too intelligent and interesting so I must destroy myself to fit in)
>>62002126damn i kinda remember that episode
>small bounce tomorrow>will get faded>opex will drag price down further>drag into friday close for opex>bulls will think recession is canceled and buy the dip like they always do>real move down starts next week
>>62001795
fuck MU im out, down 5%peace of shit
>>62002040get fucked japsthey cant and wont do shit anyway except get fucked like the goodest of goys
DJT made a new all time low today
>>62002134its one of the all time greats when they build a bunch of boats and race them across a lake and two of them sink. give it a rewatch and you'll feel good,
>>62002143Kek baggiesYou'll FOMO back in when it pumps tomorrowThen sell at a loss again next week :3
>>62002143retard bought the top of a meme squeeze you belong on stocktwits my dude
>>62002143The bull thesis hasn't changed. Why the fuck are you selling?
>>62002104should go to Munich for oktoberfest instead I'm partial to Hofbrauhaus myself but they are a large producer over there, and Germans have lots of small brands worth trying too. But yeah, as a fellow alcoholic, trust me you can drink German beer like water. It's great.
mu is gonna sell right back off with the rest of the market anyway retards, stop looking for any stocks to go up lmao
>>62002143>market is shitting itself>sells micron of all things
>>62001993Taking a nap, then gym. I am sorry for hurting you yesterday.
>>62002158bottom signal locked in
>>62002143Just fucking wait, retard. It will go back up.
>>62002162kek baggie
>>62002164its gonna drop another 5% tomorrow retard KEK
>>62002086German beer is so good. I live in Calgary and can't find anything decent, only the commercial HB and that's pure garbage. Stopped drinking beer when I moved from Europe.
>>62002143Why the fuck wouldn't you sell before earnings? The fucking stock went up more than 30% over the course of 9 days. Anyone that didn't take profits is genuinely shit at trading.
>>62002157>should go to Munich for oktoberfest insteadI'm there for a conference. Can't get away.
>>62002168ah thats why you're so butthurt, schd is down 1.2
>IEO and IEZ aren't mooning with oil
>>62002176i just dont see how you would hold into earnings when the market started pissing blood, actual retardations&p100 was 90 stocks down and 10 up today, why the fuck are you long anything lmao
>>62002136I slept and dreamt that life was joy. I awoke and saw that life was service. I acted and behold, service was joy
>>62002173You're the impatient retard.
>>62002178shame anon, you should visit some nicer places like Quedlinburg. Berlin is a Dumpsterfire.
>>62002192this is why i sell 0dte
>>62001912Well I've never ran into it, nigger. KEK
>>62002192you are the baggie who got dumped on like i said you would
>>62002174kek I like HB overall, but yeah my local liquor store carries a bunch of smaller brands which I cannot remember the name of and I usually gamble and try a new one each time I go The one I got in the fridge now is Radeberger, it's pretty good >>62002178Ah, well you are going in September, I am sure you can find some Oktoberfest thing to do, even in Berlin.
im going 10x on uk gas
>bunch of people who lost money today at each others throats
>>62002192He didn't say that doe
Very effective protecc, the hormussy is open, plus stop buying oil>Iranian speedboats can be seen leaving the scene after attacking a tanker in the Strait of Hormuz, according to satellite imagery.
>>62002201Check my posts retard. I told you to sell before earnings. But selling now because of a earnings dump(which they all do) is grade AA fuckkng stupid.
>>62002205mu baggies just getting uppity its fun to dump on them like their stock didi made money on puts again
>>62002205it's pretty comfy
>>62002209>MUputsGODS
>>62002205>/smg/ - beer and seething
why would you be bullish after JPow said data centers are a contributor to inflation lol
Oiltards will lose money tomorrow when Brent goes sub $100 lmao
>>62001846Has this guy posted literally any short positions ever of oil
>>62002207If they ever still make historical documentaries in the future, there will be one about Trump and his retarded decisions.I can't imagine the austere voice-over sounding very sincere when it narrates this debacle.
Why’s it going down so much now? What’s changed?
>>62002216He's not saying inflation is bad just that it's a reason for it
>>62002217dunno what oils gonna do but stocks are going to eat shit overnight
Oil niggers freak the fuck out and panic sell now. You're about to get raped.
>>62002205MUfags get ZERO fucking sympathy, obnoxious bunch of fucking pricks. Owning MU is like having a cap that says "I'M A CRETIN".
>>62002217im long oil to 110, dont care
>>62002228MUGODS won buying under 400 doe...oilfags, however...
>im long oil to 110, dont care
Micron brothers and sisters I told you to sell earlier today! Why did you not listen?
One day I will rise from the shit ashes and redeem myself by going leveraged to the tits into a position that I'm sure of and win bigly...just, not today, one day...
>>62002228
>>62002235that guy was closer to a pussy than i ever will
>>62002232screenshot thisyou can think of me when you lack the balance to even trade micro
the oil pump is overestonia is coming
Who was about to drop 1.2k on a MU weekly earlier? I hope you listened to us
long dollar long oilshort tech short spyit is ovary daw
my tp for snp short are 5500-4780
what's on the menu for asia stocks tonight
>>62002203Radeberger is ok.... I like Augustiner when I go to Europe
Tried to warn you.
>>62002260Also Czech Svijany, that's one of the best I've ever had
>>62002246iran won't know what hit them
>>62002242dude just repost this shit in every threadhe throws a tantrum over a commodity squeeze, instead of capitalizing on it he chooses to post pics of pajeets it's an odd strategy but I hope it pans out for him >>62002246UH OHIRAN BETTER WATCH OUT
Damn my MU put spread is already in the money and it’s not even tomorrow yet. Thanks for the stock tips MU bros.
>>62001741>>62001760>>62001772>>62001846>>62002116>>62002226>>62002232Post your oil shorts or GTFO, kike shill. Protip: you can't
>>62002271Based
>>62002269>20 dollar bill on the ground>hah you cant fool me, if it were real someone would have picked it up
>>62002219Nice try. It'll be a special that tells of his heroics as he single handedly saved the day and the special operation lasted 4 weeks.And the resulting fallout will be dumped onto the Democratic president who has to crawl out of this....TRUMP ALWAYS WINS
>>62002259Death
$90 by 12:00pm EST (18:00 New Delhi Time)
>>62002272>my antisemitism will certainly make oil go to $250
God fucking damn it fuckBought SPY calls at 2:31pmSold SPY calls at 3:21pm-$3800
>>62002260Oh yeah I've had that one, dunno about Canada but it is available in the US. My father in law buys oddball beers as well and we always trade. He gave me that one to try once. It's damn good. Will have to look out for Svijany, never seen that one before.
$98.05 and falling.
>>62002282his and iran's
>>62002283OuchShoulda got puts my guy
>>62002239you should travel moreI have had (non-paid) sexual partners in Europe (my home) 1 time,In Asia, I've had 4 (non-paid) sexual partners.dream big, don't seclude yourself
>>62002283It had been in free fall for 30 min boss why did you do it
Anyone else find it odd that Iran today told the world what it was going to do, then a few hours later did exactly that....With no missiles and the USA and Israel having air superiority?They are lying to us.
>>62002282kek, imagine talking about antisemitism in /smg/You must really be an israeli or just some hardcore American conservative cuck
>>62002257>Massively cut back my holdings on the Nikkei 225>Rotate into Swedish companies because they can keep the lights on with nukes and hydro>Current results are the oppositeSigh. That feel when no Swedish mime/children's entertainer gf.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7TuqYhO858
MUbros, diamond hands. monster earnings, stock will rip past $500+ after people sell for profit. patience.
This is the problem with people like you—you chase headlines, panic on every candle, and call it strategy. Meanwhile, Indian Men are sitting there half-asleep, quietly shorting oil while you’re busy writing essays about ‘fundamentals.’ By the time you realize what’s happening, the move’s already done and you’re left coping in hindsight. It’s not luck, it’s discipline—and that’s why Indian Men stay winning while you’re still trying to figure out what just happened.
>>62002222inflation IS bad thoughanything above 2%you know, the whole dual mandate thing
MUsisters... What the FUCK happened?
>>62002303I trvst...>>62002306Inflation is bad you're right dw
>>62002287>price jumps to $99 as soon as you postedlmao
>>62002246lmfao all these d tier countries lining up to suck drumps dick because the 1st world countries wontthat shits funny
>>62002307Best earnings possible. Massive beat and raise. Stock dumps. Welcome to tech in 2026
>>62002283at thiis point the market is looking like a "if vix<23 buy vix calls" kind of deal
>>62002282>>62002305>>62002287>The Curse of the Eighth Decade>The threat of national disintegration, which destroyed the two sovereign Jewish states that preceded ours, remains an ever-present danger in the third iteration of Jewish sovereignty.>We have much to learn from history. Twice before there existed here, in the Land of Israel, sovereign Jewish kingdoms, and the beginning of the collapse of both kingdoms began in the eighth decade of their existence. Both kingdoms existed for about 220 years, but the beginning of their end sprouted – with incredible timing! – in the eighth decade of their sovereignty.>The first Jewish state, founded by King David, accomplished phenomenal achievements and survived united for 80 years. In the 81st year, due to internal conflicts, the kingdom of the House of David disintegrated into the separate kingdoms of Yehuda and Yisrael, and so began its fall. In the process, we lost millions of our brothers, the members of the Ten Tribes, who, according to Rabbi Akiva, “will not return in the future.”>The second Jewish state was the Hasmonean kingdom during the Second Temple era. It existed for 77 years as a united and sovereign kingdom. In the eighth decade of its life, the kingdom was torn apart by infighting, which led the representatives of the two camps claiming the crown to approach Pompey in Syria, each one begging him to agree to make them vassals of Rome. And so the sovereign Hasmonean state became a degraded protectorate state of Rome, devoid of proud Jewish sovereignty.>The establishment of the State of Israel 75 years ago is the third attempt to overcome the “curse of the eighth decade,” which defeated the two previous Jewish states. We are currently in the midst of our third opportunity, but it is uncertain whether we will survive it. The warning signs of a national catastrophe are flashing red. And don’t under any circumstances count on the possibility of a fourth chance.
>>62002282The new Ayatollah posts here so maybe it actually will
>>62002307You've been MULESTED
>>62002309Hit refresh baggie.
>>62002305>you’re still trying to figure out what just happened.Every Indian man ever 1s after seeing a train.
>>62002292Based
>>62002316Are you just denying reality now?Lol, please keep posting, it seems the price goes up just to spite you each time you open your big retarded mouth.
I wonder what happened to "set a 20% stop loss on MU and forget about it" anon. He sure hasn't been here. I'm sure his stop loss triggered. I mean I made money off his shilling... But I put my stop loss at ten percent. Who the fuck does twenty. Positions: 70% cash 30% QQQ that I don't want to take sell and pay taxes
I warned you earlier to prepare a good cope for why oil would dump. Instead you wasted your time chasing every bullish headline like it meant something. Now look at you—scrolling charts, refreshing like it’s gonna change the outcome. Meanwhile, the move already happened. The smart money positioned early, stayed quiet, and let you talk yourself into the wrong side. Now you’re stuck explaining it after the fact, calling it “unexpected,” when really you just weren’t paying attention.
>>62002322Internet is poor in rural India so be kind Rajesh
>>62001826it should be immediatly obvious to any non brain damaged person that A) priced in before warB) dems sweep and all the money goes to gibsC) the tech itself is worthless in the era of the zerg spam meta.
>having all those jeet pics saved on your computer
>>62002331>>62002322It's a mossad shill that's trying to deflect by calling everyone indian.
jacking off to jeet cucked porn
>>62002325He said last thread that the earnings was a nothingburger before the call
This is why Indian Men are rich and successful—CEOs, CFOs, CFPs, VPs… while you’re refreshing charts hoping for a miracle bounce. You spent all that time convincing yourself the rally was “guaranteed,” and now you’re stuck holding the bag, writing essays about why it should go up. Meanwhile, the people actually making money already took the other side, stayed quiet, and moved on. And you? Still here, still coping, still trying to turn a bad trade into a personality. I will give you one last warning, because you're obviously new to this space... your crying will not stop oil from the impending dump it faces. At this point, I would prepare for pain.
Why is MU going down? Earning was great
because fuck you thats why
Because you touch yourself at night
>>62002347It's usually jews. Probably jews this time too.
>>62002339i would be very surprised if mossad is sending its agents to what is most likely the most Jewish general on the most Jewish board (other than maybe /lit/) on the dying 00's basket website.call me crazy, but I think they probably have bigger fish to fry rn.
>>62002347because I touch myself at night (I won't stop)
>>62002353>self-molestingGOD
>>62002347the same thing happens every time. gambling douchebags pile in prior to earnings and other major events then sell after. if the mainstream catches on they'll pivot to a new gamble douchebag meme strategy they do the same thing every time
>>62002353>when I think about MU I touch myself
jerome status?
I am going to touch myself really hard tonight because of what MU's done (wipe out my gains from it from yesterday)
MUbabs and smiggers . it's just down 4% after hours, literally a regular day's movement for this stock. It already pumped like hell into earnings
Holy shir bros the Hormussy feels SURREAL you have no idea.
>>62002352/biz/ is full goy
we are 100% retard bouncing here again. close your oil longs/stock shorts and go short/long
>>62002352No, really: he's one of the israeli government shills that runs /president trump general/ on /pol/. They're here because they need to damage control the price of oil.
MDAI just got non-dilutive funding of $35 Million which is equal to their market cap, one could presume that FDA approval is inbound. Just picked up 10,000 shares.
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>>62002372No thanks anonGonna stay comfy in my long shorts
>>62002380long cheese
NVDA is the only stock that matters.Just dollar cost average into NVDA.I know its stupid as fuck.I don't make the rules.
Doomed. Doomed I tell ya.
>>62002024and so begins the 15 year long iraq 2.0 war
>>62002387Uhm, planbros...
>>62002385What a chad
>>62002024
>>62002385where are his feet?is he hovering?
>>62002387>Frst call them retards>lose>they are so damn high IQ, it's not me that is retarded
>>62002396Long shorts elevate your position
Oil will go up $10 a day until the strait is closed.
>>62002385wtf this can't be real
>>62002385You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
>>62002387My grand parents explaining how they lost their retirement to jeet scammers
>>62002403but the strait is closed
>>62002409He meant until the closure is closedBAKER WHERE'S THE FUCKING BREAD?MY KIDS ARE STARVING OVA HERE
>>62002385me when my lean hog options moon
>>62002387We lost in Afghanistan and Persians are SIGNIFICANTLY smarter than Afghans with an equally mountainous, much bigger country and much more strategic ways of doing things, better weapon stocks, they've got hackers, they're smart enough to know that a thirty dollar drone boat can fuck up millions of dollars in western assets. You still get your shit pushed in to a large degree (I wouldn't want the USA gunning for me no matter how many mountains I had) but it's a hard target and they've got the capacity to enmire America for a long time, even if they capitulate eventually. This whole thing feels like an enormous mess.
>>62002423>>62002423>>62002423
nooticers?
>>62001940I don't know anything other than commodities gambling. What else can give me 200yoy than schizo rambling about silver?
>>62002102Theyre actually laws against purity now
