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option dealer edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform you
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

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>>62004799
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1st for AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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The world would be a better place without oil.
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I boughted BABA
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Thank you for making me rich, Iran
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I voted for this
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Maybe I shouldn't be holding tech
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>sites up
>oil down
>sites down
>oil goes up
>site comes back
>oil tanks
YOU MAY NOT LIKE IT BUT /smg/ RUNS THE MARKET
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everything i hold is fucking bleeding
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>>62005862
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Damn our activity fucking cratered along with the market. How many roped today?
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>>62005864
why are you long anything in a down market retard?
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>>62005862
>smgIsraeliGODS
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>>62005862
Have for a long while now.
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MUniggers are we okay? I was in a meeting at work, didn't even see until later that we bombed to almost -9%
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>>62005868
Im 300% long energy and up 6% today
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I got fifteen litars of anime girl milk for 20 MKD.
My plastic bottle futures are paying off while everyone else sits in gas lines seething.
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>>62005872
We are, but I don't quite buy the "We dumped on earning for purely technical reasons" argument
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beware of what you're posting, these maintenances are no coincidences
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all my shorts are up, feels good
SH, PSQ for stock market, bought a week ago
TLT, ZROZ for interest rate cut (because stock market go down), bought a week ago
SCO, DRIP for oil. bought even more SCO when USO jumped to 124 like an hour ago. SCO was at 7.7
DRIP was at 4.34
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>>62005872
Check the price target revisions
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Alaska LNG is getting greenlit in no time after recent events.
- Baker Hughes (NASDAQ: BKR) will provide the equipment
- Danaos Corp (NYSE: DAC) will order and operate the ships

Other Atlantic LNG projects:
- Nextdecade (NASDAQ: NEXT) - Rio Grande
- Cheniere (NYSE: LNG) - Sabine Pass & Corpus Christi
- Venture Global (NYSE: VG) - Plaquemines
- Golar LNG (NASDAQ: GLNG) - Mauritania/Senegal and soon Argentina
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>go long
>be fine for 5 minutes then red dildo fucks me over
>go short
>be fine for 5 minutes then green dildo fucks me over
the only real answer is not playing this game, fucking waste of time, all the moves happen outside regular trading hours anyways
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>>62005876
the plastic bottle enjoyer pipeline to glass bottle enjoyer is bliss
wagies should stay in their cages and pay up
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>>62005875
>Im 300% long energy and up 6% today
congrats brotha
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>>62005886
Fr?
No cap?
Source?
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Don't look at the spot prices (the REAL prices) for oil.
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Most of these are made by RTX. Their order book must be bulging.
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>>62005891
It came to me in the shower
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>>62005872
I solded yesterday during earnings
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>>62005880
Am I gonna get sent to gitmo for shitposting about drumpf?
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>>62005893
I won't.
I will wait for anon to tell me what they are

>>62005895
I'll cum to you in the shower babe
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>>62005878
who the fuck knows anymore, but last night was the perfect storm for dumping with the energy strikes
at least the earnings were even better than fantastic and even the divvies will be higher
>>62005884
qrd? we up?
>>62005897
nice
I had half a mind to sell, but it cratered extra fast last night and I didnt even catch it, oh well
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>>62005894
But they are dumpenating today??
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ACK why is PBR GOING DOWN
my life depends on this
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HOSANNAAAAA
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>>62005880
just some additional backdoors, i wouldn't worry about it.
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>>62005907
Oil down, markets stupid
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>>62005901
Multiple targets revised over 700
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Robinhood Stocks Are Pumping!
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the weekly sp500 chart looks like absolute shit lol
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>Pump Back Bigger
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I don’t want my heroines to be gaped by the PPG…
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i think ill play JAN IPO tomorrow
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I just went heavy into AGQ to lower my cost basis this is my only chance to break free
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>>62005894
Do you think these are made within time span they're needed? It'll be months or year before they see it
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>>62005931
but its march
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>make lower low
>squeeze into higher high
>dump again into lower low
>squeeze again into higher high
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>>62005934
I assume they keep a stock of hot and ready waiting for pick up
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Thanks for the free money today baggies
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>>62005917
thats when smart money buys while fearful bystanders keep looking
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OPEX
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>Consumer staples
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>>62005945
capex
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>>62005894
I'm pretty much all in defense and I'm losing my mind over the options niggers strangling everything since the 2nd week of January.
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just videcoded unlimited energy. short oil, going to push the code soon.
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>>62005904
Yes. I keep buying the dips but it keeps dippening. I'm sure earnings will be fun in a couple of weeks though so just going to keep going.
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STR8 OF HUMMUS status?
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>>62005953
conex
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The indexes should legit be at -20%, at the very minimum.
This market is fucking fucktarded
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I don't see why everybody is all scared about the war. Look at where the chart was when we invaded Afghanistan, and look at where it was when we left. What a time to buy boss.
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>>62005880
The fact that there is a guy sitting in Langley with a PhD in international relations from Columbia being paid $67k a year to argue with all my poorly thought out posts who is seething with rage because he can’t drop the mask and prove he is much more qualified than me to speak on the issue he is arguing with me about fills me with an intense, bordering on sexual feeling of glee.
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>>62005934
I don't care when they get them. Hopefully they get blown up immediately on delivery. It's good news for my RTX.
At some point.
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>>62005972
thas rite nosenbaggler
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WTFWT
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>>62005970
Actually, we are as oversold as we've been 2025 April
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bussy must be desperate
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>>62005978
I am NOT looking
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>>62005978
Anon Keep Buying The Dip, This Is What Happened To His Brain
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>>62005973
67k a year?
with a phd?
lol wtf
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>>62005917
To me it looks like something else (sorry for repost, the previous image contained personal info)
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uh oh stinky, if we combine this with bad loans via private credit, we are in for a bad time
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>>62005986
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cash gang rise up
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>>62005980
>as oversold as we've been 2025 April
This is a war.
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>>62005970
The terrifying part is it looks like Iran is being the reasonable. As incredibly stupid as that sounds. Israel and America are bombing them non stop without restraint. But Iran keeps bombing infrastructure. Waiting a few days. Then doing it again. They're just slowly escalating in small increments to negotiate peace before they bomb more.

Like they weren't even bombing anything relating to LNQ or Oil. They waited until America hit their oil port before they announced they'd start hitting oil infrastructure. And then they warned that if America or Israel hits their gas infrastructure they'd do the same.

Sure enough after a week or so of the bombings not working America/Israel hits their natural gas plant to put more pressure on them, and so they announced they will now also start targeting natural gas infrastructure in the region in retaliation. And then they went so far as to warn the nearby states to evacuate first and waited a few days to hit and make sure there were no casualties.

How the fuck is it Iran of all fucking countries that is being more strategic with this war? Like Qatar's LNG production has been reduced by 17%. Nothing stops Iran from hitting it harder and making it 100% offline. But they are waiting a few days before they do it again.
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>>62005972
don't think afghans closed straits and chimped out on global petrochemical supply chains
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>>62005988
Repeal the glass-steagall take two.....
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oil
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This war has been entirely priced in already.
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>>62005992
>How the fuck is it Iran of all fucking countries that is being more strategic with this war?
The political leadership in the US is completely unqualified

US elites are completely unimpressive minds
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>>62005996
If we can't stop Iran's drones and they slowly destroy all of the local oil infrastructure then we're going into a global depression. No one realizes how far their strikes have been going
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>>62005992
To be fair their strategy is pretty clear, bankrupt everyone. Which is also the only strategy they could enact, really, they're not the military behemoth the US is. What they're doing is perfectly rational.
Thus, I'm still not sure why they're doing it gradually. They should go all out and make oil go to 150+. I mean, this is their strategy anyway, might as well enact it as quickly as possible without making the market catch any break.
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the MUrines are making a complete comeback.
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Just boughted one (1) share of VOO. What should I spend my remaining $250 on?
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>>62006002
nope! not until shit&peepee is below 6000
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>>62006002
TACO has been priced in. If there isn´t a TACO then what happens?
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>>62006006
if the world has no choice but to buy american oil this will then we gaan
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>>62006006
They hit yanbu yesterday. That's a bit of a long droning.
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>>62006013
0DTES
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>>62006013
cookies and cream ice cream, the latest backstreet boys and nsync cds, pogs, yoyos, some tech decks, a few packs of pokemon cards, some weird thing from spencers in the mall etc
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saar I buy whole market please
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>>62006008
>Thus, I'm still not sure why they're doing it gradually. They should go all out and make oil go to 150+. I mean, this is their strategy anyway, might as well enact it as quickly as possible without making the market catch any break.
Destroying oil & gas infrastructure cuts both ways, its mutually assured destruction.

Hormuz closure is disruptive enough on its own to be a financial nuke
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HGRAF sissies
are you not elated?
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>>62006013
TQQQ so you can watch it btfo VOO over the years.
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bros why do the jews pick fights with everyone? why cant they just be happy. germany, japan, hell even china or russia arent this extreme
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>>62006030
why doesn't the US close the strait for Iranian ships then
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Reminder that if you kill yourself you're just going straight back inside the reality prison for another cycle so you might as well stick it out and shitpost with your homies on smig. I don't suffer and I also don't get laid so archoniggers get zero loosh from me.
Holding 100% cash for the foreseeable future.
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>>62006036
2800 goy slaves were promised to each jew 3000 years ago
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>>62006039
The drones and missiles they are sending out can hit ships too. Hence why we wont send our ships in

Which does not bode well for Taiwan
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>>62006016
If boots, then generational chimpout and every issue boiling under the surface for 10 years solidifies into a raving raging society collapsing homunculus of pure face ripping stay at home pet chimpanzee proportions.

If no boots, people say “that Iran thing, whatever happened there?” In about 2 more weeks.
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>>62006036
if you could get away with rape, why wouldn't you do it?
same applies here
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>Oil baggots

Hah, could never be me :3
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OIL sisters i thought we werr back. BESSENT STOP HEEMING ME
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>>62006039
It increases the oil shortage and therefore the general level of economic disruption.

That would have been a more viable strategy earlier in the war - using the USS Tripoli assault group that's being mobilized from Japan to invade the Iranian coast to instead cruise around the world capturing Iranian tankers.
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>>62006012
well be okay anon
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Already had to take fomc off now taking today off.
All my fellow options traders ruin everything it's so deep in negative gamma it's pinging around all over.
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>>62005886
Now there's an image I've not seen for a long time. A long time.
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>war keeps escalating
>oil keeps going up
>strait still closed
>kpop ETF green
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>>62006051
>port getting assfucked by a gay republican
Ironic.
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>>62006036
Jews looked at the polls and realized every generation after the boomers absolutely despises them. So they want doing one last hurrah before they all die out and they lose control. Pretty sure millennials and gen z are more likely to support invading Israel than even just giving them money
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>>62005965
You didn't have to delete that, you didn't even have any funny meme tabs open or anything
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im starting to lose real money in the stock market, and it barely began dropping, hoh boy..
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GAUZ
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Give me 1 (ONE) reason why I shouldn't just go balls deep in gold right now
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I used to be an affluent up and coming silver minor Barron but the jews took everything from me
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>>62006086
because oil is going to continue to heem the markets, and the markets will sell off gold for liquidity.
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>>62006086
US treasury yields are up
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>>62006087
not just the foreskin but the forewomen and the forechildren too!
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>>62006086
Because energy stocks exist.
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We just dropped a third nuke on Japan.
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>>62006106
Kek weebs blown the fuck out
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I wonder how many oil baggie niggers are waiting for the 100$ to spam here but it just goes down hard everytime.
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>>62006106
Kek, Dementia Don's still got it!
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>>62006106
lmao wow
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>>62006086
its a bubble
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>>62005868
Not him, but I have puts, THE FUCK AREN'T THEY PRINTING!? EVERYTHING ISN'T LOW ENOUGH IN A DAY!!!!!
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>>62006122
No its a metal :D
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>>62006086
Because you have no fucking idea how far they are going to push this retracement? And there's a fuck obvious spike with stops at 4,400? And a completely obvious liquidity feast at 4,350?
And that the price is 100 dorrar below the session vwap but it's not really trying very hard to get back to it?
There are plenty more btw lol.
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>>62006086
safe havens dont have wild moves
cash is king now
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just slurped oil what am I in for?
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>>62006124
you had 7 opportunities to trade calls and puts each today for 2x returns each time
you couldve literally gotten rich today just trading vwap
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>>62006134
What did you slurp specifically
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>>62006134
Mr. Blumpf's Wild Ride
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>>62006106
KEK
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>>62006099
Specifically the 20 year and 30 year TIPS are giving 2.5%+ real return. And long term corporate is giving 3.1% real return, and then high yield bonds are high yield bonds
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>>62006134
Unavoidably gains.
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>>62006134
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SUGAR WE'RE GOING DOWN I'M YELLING MIGGER
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>>62006139
3x leveraged brent ETF
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>>62006138
I can't ever get calls or puts close, always far out because I'm poor. And it never goes enough, I'll make like $4 on a $30 call/put.
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>>62006154
0dtes are cheap
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>>62006153
Good that its brent
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>>62006134
He bought?
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The bussy button has an auto push at 100$.
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>>62006134
Because it's Brent you're about to find out very quickly because it's trying to crawl back up to yesterday's close right now. Badly.
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QQQ actually stands for "Queer, Queens and Questioning"
It's a gay ETF for homosexuals, tracking the stock performance of buttpirating tech figures such as Peter Thiel and your favorite ceo. The leveraged variant, TQQQ, is largely similar but the T stands for "take me now". Buying shares will result in your immediate sodomization , subsequent prolapse, and eventual AIDs diagnosis.
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^ has multiple /gif/ tabs open
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phantom has SP500 perps now. 20x. why bother with 0DTE?
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>>62006086
>People use gold as ‘store of value’
>Bills come due (now 3x as expensive due to MIGGERS)
>Have to pay bills in fiat. Sell gold.
>Line go down.
There you go.
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>>62006154
>>62005837
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>>62006174
>20x
50x
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>>62006174
oh yea babe great pic you're gonna make me cum so hard
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IF you're wondering why brent is dumping now, I just bought 2k EUR of 8x brent contracts
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Thoughts on USO? What do you think it will hit if the strait remains closed through april? Thinking of buying a call but they are very expensive rn due to the run up and even then i think oil has a lot further to run
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>>62006199
top signal
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>>62006106
I saw this live and when he said that I said t8 myself this guy is a a fucking idiot objectively
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>>62006199
Future IV victim.
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hgraf is back above 5$
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>buy it when things are fine
>sell it when things are fucked
>repeat
Let me guess — you need more?
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>>62006210
where it belongs
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>>62006199
If you want to get heem'd go ahead
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wtfwt
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HELIUM SUPPLY IS GOING TO COLLAPSE
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kek oil baggies
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HEAVY OIL BAGS
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Large cap growth etf sisters....I'm getting FUCKED in a bad way
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>>62006134
>>62006163
Lmao was going to post it after this royal dump.
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MY SPY CALL OPTIONS ARE MOON SHOTTEDEDING BOSS!!!!
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IS IT OVER?

DID BIBI JUST RISE FROM THE GRAVE AND DECLARE MISSION ACCOMPLISHED?
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why is it going up
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FUCK
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>>62006232
yeh, those crazy guys using world events to judge the price of markets, and not made up jew bullshit

this shit is so fucking rigged its pointless
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What the fuck is oil doing now
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All these greedy mother fucker's covering their shorts are sending my call options TO THE MOON!!!!! #Boss #Investing #ThursdayThoughts
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come on push it
buyin the dip buyin the dip
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KEK OIL
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>>62006236
Fuck, does anyone have the cap of yore with the /smg/ger getting rugged literally 2 minutes after buying?
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OILCHUDBROTHERS OUR RESPONSE?!?!
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>>62006244
likely just a quick gap fill so the market can continue going down, but retards will buy the dip and get dumped on later, be it tomorrow, next week, next month, etc
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>>62006244
because its rigged by jews. bad news all day and oil 2x the price of whats its listed in the US, and SPY is pumping at end of day.
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>>62006253
the famous GME baggie?
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I'll DCA if brent goes as low as 102$
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>>62006231
And with it the price of compuddah chips.

I should really go buy some RAM and watch it 3x.

An 8gb stick is going to be worth $800 soon.
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PLTR PLTR PLTR
WE GAAAAAN
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>>62006199
Lucky you, you just got a fire sale.
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>sell all TQQQ
>market immediately moons
Someone kill me
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Hey bros how many of you are gonna enlist to kill iranians for your NVDA stock?
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oilsissys...
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Oil rug pull
LMAO
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Holy gamma squeeze.
Sell now to lock in gains cus it will go down.
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the good guys are winning
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ok but why the hell is it going up??????
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>>62006244
up?
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>>62006106
good one trunk
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okay so what, did the insiders get tipped off we got peace?
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BESSY SHORTING OIL AGAIN
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kek oil baggies
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shit has been happening all week
don't know why though
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>retarded whales believe Bibi press conferences
kek
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>>62006275
oil hit 100 and got shorted hard is all, as expected
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Quick, someone check the predictive market to see who's buying what.
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what the fuck is this, man
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wtf just happened?
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hahahaha all you idiots fell for it for the 10000000th time, each and every one of you looking at the chart and coming to the same stupid conclusion at the same moment and BOOM instarekt hahaha get owneeeeed
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>>62006271
Everything I own just started pumping on like no volume.
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>oh it's like -8% now I'll buy in
>drops another 2 before I even load up the menu
okay this is maybe a bit too spicy for me
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>>62006244
uso going down, spy goes up
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>Oil down
>Market down
>PM down
The fuck? Are people escaping into cash?
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i'm gonna make like my portfolio and go take a massive dump
t. oil baggie
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>>62006293
>market down
uhhh???
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Feeling good PL bros (it's only me)
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How am I green what’s happening
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>>62006293
>Market down
check again sweaty
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>>62006193
Ok I sold at 500 EUR loss. It can pump now
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what happened?

suggests major news
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>>62006106
Bruh
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>>62006031
About what? Do we have news suddenly, I have been too busy to check stonks today.
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Algo retard shit?
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>>62006302
bibi alive and lying on TV
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government shorting commodities to pump the market is hilarious
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>>62006302
Probably nothing. Probably something with a yarmulke.
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>>62006302
i poopt
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Why did everything just flip green?
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>>62006244
Trump said the war was over again
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>>62006271
Because, potato harvest is up 470% this year thanks to the incredible hard work and valor of the workers under the guidance of Commrade Stalins leadership! Huh… NO DONT LOOK INSIDE THE SACKS!
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>>62006290
Okay, it's going back down again. That's a relief. For a minute there, I thought I might make some money.
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>>62006302
Bibi is declaring mission accomplished and no more energy infrastructure attacks.
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>>62006302
On no news.
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>>62006312
this
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>>62006318
Because I sold everything
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>>62006318
They want end of day number up to stave off 6 more weeks of winter
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Gold is down because people are fleeing into the US DOLLAR because people believe in the UNITED STATES.
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Okay this market is completely fucking dumb and manipulated
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>>62006328
Ty homie.
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>>62006269
Gamma squeeze my nuts. I ain't selling.
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>>62006333
checked
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I bought the bottom
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Generational bottom of the 2026 was today just so you know
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>>62006333
Well yeah, duh
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>US government rules out banning oil exports
>WTI and Brent both fall instead of WTI going up and Brent going down
I don't get it.
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>>62006333
Checking trips and reminding you that during an Israeli caused war, of course the market is going to be at its most manipulated.
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oh it was Bibi
of course
expect more jewery before market close
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>>62006244
Orange Biden muttered something again.
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>Bibi uses pump the markets
>it’s super effective
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>>62006333
but youll all put your money back in tomorrow for some more bets
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>>62006341
Stocks, oil and metals are down because the dollar is up.
Apparently people believe in the US government more than they believe in gold or stocks or even oil.
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>>62006351
who?
or maybe, just maybe, the whole thing is rigged by jews
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This chart is looking heavy boss
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OIL DOUBLE BOTTOMING

THE S&P IS ABOUT TO SHIT BRICKS
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>leader of Isreal begins to speak
>market pumps
>price of oil dumps
literal moloch shit
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All I had to do was buy basically anything except oil this morning right at market open, huh. It was that easy
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Fade this scam pump
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SAAR SAAR NOT LIKE THIS YOU SAID OIL $250!
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>>62006364
You could also buy oil now
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>>62005887
just long the vix when it goes near 20? i think it should be easier to win with that rather than nailing the price movements
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>>62006360
The market is backed by the Israeli military.
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>futures
Don't question israel, goy. Short oil or else you're an antisemite.
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I don't even want to know what happened.
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MUBROS, why did you faggots panic? we back up. panicans never wins.
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>>62006368
I just know as soon as I do Iran will unconditionally surrender or something and USO will dump back to $70
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I just got bull trapped, thanks Israel!
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Sugar were going down
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>>62006293
Dollar weakening today in exchange terms, bonds last I saw were selling now some buying. Yen stronger might have something to do with yen manipulation because their energy costs with weak yen are a problem. My guess is Japan did something at an odd hour.
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>>62006341
why would WTI go up if people can't buy it anymore?
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>>62006375
Gamma squeeze cus king jew pumping market with copium. It will go down again just lock in profit if you have any.
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Someone with big nose just made lots of money on calls
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supply and demand determines the price. anything else is a deranged conspiracy theory.
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dick finally starting to get hard!!!
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Can't believe the market trusts this lying jew...
Well back to the actual oil crisis.
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>>62006390
shared deranged conspiracy theories are priced in
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>>62006378
KEK
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Ignore the noise and look at the US 10 y yield since start of war. Does that look bullish for equities? Save yourself anonsan.
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>>62006392
It feels like everyone thought he was about to announce peace and so it pumped before dumping again
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the MMs thank you for the exit liquidity
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Is that it? Time to buy for the inevitable pump to 100$
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>>62005837
>crude touches 100
>a few hours later gets nuked to 93
there is some serious fuckery going on, right?
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>>62006263
Literally fucking me
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>>62006392
Israel benefits from the oil crisis.
They want to move the capital to Jerusalem anyway. So they have Iran burn tel aviv on purpose.
They made massive money with calls on oil, now they're closing the calls and shorting.
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>>62006398
>25 bepis
Anon, if you get the ick from just a lil bepis pump you're never going to make it.
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>>62006390
Post foreskin, if you have any.
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>>62006263
Don't worry it's all dumping again anyways
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>>62006376
kek mu baggies
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Short oil you antisemites. Those who bless Israel will be blessed.
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kek oil baggies
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>>62006407
I know right but apparently it matters.
Sorry I don't make the rules.
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>>62006412
you can only be a MU baggie if u bought after Tuesday
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>zerohedge
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Two words: Global depression
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All the antisemitic goyim who longed oil will be the first ones to be drafted to die in Iran.
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>>62006418
nasty goblina dude nasty
>>62006419
kek what a clown show why are we giving money to the bad guys?
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>>62006421
NOT THAT FAGGOT my youtube got so much better once i purged him and van metre from my algo
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>>62006210
Nice recovery last 30 minutes.

Gold & silver are in the buy zone, maybe go a bit lower into end of week, getting ready to buy back some miners.
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>>62006423
Russia is denazifying the Ukraine, you don't honestly think the Nazis are the good guys do you boss?
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Damn, this shit is still open?
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remember when BRICS was overdosing on copium and saying netanyahu was dead and is fake AI now
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goddamn I wish Bibi were dead
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Algo market has made everything so fake & gay. You can sit in the downtrend for the whole day and suddenly everything shoots up 2% because a tard spouted platitudes. For sure blormpf compelled Netanyahu to say something to calm markets. We will never have a good entry price if this is how its going to be wtf.
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>SNDK green
jej
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Mossad will come after every goy that doesn't short oil.
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>go to get lunch
wtfwt
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>>62006390
Well, yeah, what I'm seeing is the Oman spot price (aka REAL price) for oil being 150 bucks.
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>>62006434
>muh algos
newsflash the stock market is run by machines and has been for decades
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>>62006399
you cant really be this dumb right?
>market red all day
>oil on fire all over
>pricve of oil dumps at end of day
>s&p jumps over 500 points at end of day
>because jew who is losing war shows up on tv and says nothing

they literally used bibi on tv to bring the price up and wipe out the 0d shorts.
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Sauce on bibi? I'm not seeing anything on the zerohedge
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My WEAT is actually doing good now, I'm astounded I've made a good trade. Its been years
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>Aussie coal miners right now
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>>62006448
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>>62005840
>>62005840
>>62005840
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SANDISKGODS are we eating good today? MUsissies BTFO
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>>62006047
Because every girl you rape is one more mental fucked up BPD bitch that should have been a white mans wife, whom he is now deprived of having.

Being that I am a white man and not a NIGGERJEW I feel strongly opposed to disenfranchising white men.
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>>62006086
Because you're not wealthy enough to go full scrooge mcduck and have a 10th safety net if it all goes wrong. Gold is a second to last bastion if it falls apart, with the very last being old hand tools so you can at least still produce SOMETHING of value.
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I told you fucks yesterday that BWET would go up



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