hard times edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesPrevious >>62005840
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$200 billion special military operation
Wait a second. If I'm supposed to buy low, sell high, then shouldn't I be buying penny stocks?
>>62007472Isn't this like 1/5 the entire military budget?
I invested heavily in international stocks and have gotten heemed over the past 3 weeks. Tomorrow I'll go outside and strangle the first American I see to death.
>>62007476My penny stock mooned but I only put in $300If I dropped $10k I would be retired. Live and learn
>>62007486>If I dropped $10k I would be retired.If you were the type to randomly drop $10k on penny stocks you'd be broke long before finding one that mooned.
>>62007489It was my one and only ever penny stock. I made a chunk on OIL pre Ukraine War. Decided to gamble. Got lucky.Simple as.
Investors used to be able to read through the financial statements of some giant book of penny stocks looking for a bargain and could find companies trading at below their net asset value. All they had to do was buy the company, fire everyone, and sell the machinery and building to someone else.
>>62007462I only owned two 2k computers and normgroids getting into PCs with 2 ultrawide curve slop makes me want to kmsI will continue enjoying my flat monitor, although bigger is betterI just want to forget about computers forever
I picked a really good time to start investing. On a related note what is your guys opinion on these smaller energy and oil companies like AMPY, REI, GTE, EPM,WTI? I still got a bit leftover to put somewhere.
I am shorting oil
>>62007480Why didn't you just buy US stocks?I'm the mozart in this situationsucks to suck i hear
>>62007483does earnings season ever end? Just seems like we start it up again in a few weeks
>>62007480Bad choice. Exit foreign ETFs in times of uncertainty. People flock to USD and leave their markets.
Give it to me straight lads, how long do we actually have before shit starts hitting the fan and things start dumping for real
>>62007506>Why didn't you just buy US stocks?They're ridiculously expensive because of the AI and passive investing bubbles.Also I hate Americans and don't want to put money into their market.
Hello fellow goyim how are you dealing in the real world?
>>62007517Can they just false flag already?
>>62007499daytrading is probably the only case where having that many monitors is justified
>>62007508It ends when the SEC says it can, and that's soon apparently
>>62007495>penny stocks looking for a bargain
>>62007511End of the month if I'm gonna be 100%
>got $20k cash to survive the crash and buy discount stockWhat should I keep an eye out for? Until now I mostly went ultra safe with shit diversified funds and uber corps like costco. I kept my autism to crypto mostly.
After no missiles launch tonight we will have a few days of calm then a ceasefire announced on Monday. Book it. Cap it. Slap and tap it.Oil will never be over $90 a barrel again in our lifetime.Bibi was running the show under the pretence of disarming Iran's nuclear capabilities, and he said they have none now. Its joever.
>Wall Street equities traders are bracing for an unusually large tally of options expiring on Friday, which risks injecting even more volatility into a market that’s seen weeks of turbulence amid the raging Mideast conflict.>Roughly $5.7 trillion in notional options tied to individual US stocks, indexes and exchange-traded funds are set to expire on Friday in the quarterly event that traders have dubbed the “triple-witching” — the largest March expiry in Citigroup Inc. data going back to 1996. That figure includes $4.1 trillion in index contracts, $772 billion in exchange-traded funds and $875 billion in single-stock options.>The event, which forces traders to close, roll or rebalance positions, has long carried a reputation for triggering abrupt price swings as large pools of derivatives exposure suddenly vanish.>This quarter’s expiration arrives at a particularly fraught moment for markets, with bets on Federal Reserve interest-rate cuts fading as the Iran war has sparked a rally in crude prices and concerns over inflation. Hostilities continued on Thursday amid escalating attacks in the Persian Gulf on energy facilities.>Trading activity in options markets has surged in recent weeks, particularly in index and ETF contracts, both of which hit record notional volumes in March — about 9% above their year-to-date averages>The scale of this week’s expiration is also notable relative to the broader market. At 8.4% of Russell 3000 Index market capitalization, it’s well above historical norms, amplifying the potential for positioning-driven flows.Stocks are going to fucking MOON on Friday
Don't know if real. Just found on /pol/.
>>62007529>Bibi was running the show under the pretence of disarming Iran's nuclear capabilitiesNot correct. "Bibi" is a US puppet who follows orders. Read "Which Path To Persia" 2009. The war will continue until Iran is defeated or the US gives up. Its going to take months. All bets off if US orders Bibi to use nukes.
>>62007528See >>62007532Expect to see a large dip on Friday as short sellers are forced to sell and then for stocks to moon back up quickly
>>62007534The vibecession is gonna be fun, can't wait to slurp at a 50% discount
>>62007534Qrd
>>62007538Ok, but what specifically? Energy companies? Everything is down even fucking gold is down
>>62007495where's the AI dashcams nigger, he made a pretty good amount from that pennystock, not sure if he sold yet though. he had a good thesis for finding them though
>>62007538bottom signal locked in
>>62007460>hard times editionYou said it brother
>>62007540A third of the world's helium comes from the natural gas fields in the gulf and is cut off
>>62007538I think you've got that reversed.
>>62007532yeah I bet we crab all day like today
Sandisk will likely fill that gap between 660-700, this will establish a firm support in that range and allow it to break upwards and outwards to 1000.>>62007529Trump will launch the nukes on friday night but they will be tactical nukes and he will say israel did it but it was big league negotiations.>>62007532nothing will happen because every time you guys say this nothing happens.>>62007528based
>>62007534what about my balloons?
>>62007551It's going to be the same as "Liberation Day">>62007553Just like nothing happened on "Liberation Day" too, right? There's going to be another 20% correction on Friday
>>62007541>Everything is down even fucking gold is downpeople are dumping gold and buying oil, for now. ME is destroying their own oil and gas production, which will take a long time to rebuild to resume normal oil flows. Trump is trying to talk markets down, which will work some for a while. Super majors, majors and producers with production outside the ME are the ones to buy, and possibly tankers who service the areas outside the ME.
i find old laws like this comfy
>>62007547>my Canadian LNG Stock keeps pumping Finally the Canucks are doing something
>>62007554Just use hydrogen.
>>62007554
Damn oils haven't been this cheap in 2 days
>>62007541Somebody here posted that the price of urine was spiking and so I bought a shit ton of KMB. Turns out it was actually urea and now I'm down 5% since everyone that wears a diaper on their head is getting blowed up.
>>62007558Imagine being some dipshit dalit in Bundafuck India getting a bill from Shaheed Sandnigga in Gom Jablombom in East Omanistanstan for storage of the 10 million barrels of crude abandoned there by Maersk. This could turn into a supply glut
I will long Oil Futures at $85 tomorrow.
>>62007538>>62007551>>62007556It's not lolbertarian day though
kek oil baggards
>>62007547who cares about helium,? should invest in helium?
>>62007506The FTSE was doing better than the DOW until this happened.
>>62007567There's a fuckload of shorts that expire on Friday, the largest since "Liberation Day", they will be forced to sell which will cause a correction the stocks will then MOON back up
>>62007572dumbniggasistas...
>>62007572Helium is needed for MRIs, to make superconductors, for specialist welding, deep sea diving.....Quite a lot of essential stuff.And balloons.
>>62007572High end semiconductor fabs require high grade helium for the lithographic process and almost all of the high grade helium comes from the gulfThere are alternate supplies of helium but I don't know about this certain grade of helium. I think anyone who is in semiconductors right now is retarded.
>>62007572Helium is the most plentiful noble gas. It's properties as an inert medium are critical for technology that involves unstable or volatile chemicals and compounds. Helium is also extremely easy to lose as it's small enough to escape any imperfect seal and lighter than air. When Helium is lost, it's lost forever making it a consumable resource.
BP or Shell?
>>62007577The Ides if march is past
I'm just not gonna look at my account until I see some good news.
NEWS
>>62007585>BP or Shell?why not both? E?
Pls let oil dip to 85. I will buy endless calls
>>62007460>Wanted to celebrate my promotion at work with friends>All trying to decide were to eat>We were all easy, mexican, Italian, even breakfast cafe were fine>Looked up about 30 different locations>Saw menu>EVERY SINGLE FUCKING LOCATION HAD SYSCO SHIT NOW>Soon as we saw the dreaded 'chocolate molten lava cake' on the dessert menu, BLACK LISTED>Prices were ridiculous too, fucking $15 for some generic ass mozzarella sticks>Almost all of the good old locations that didn't have that closed doors now.....Bros, no wonder the restaurant industry is collapsing, everywhere all looks and even tastes the same, why the fuck would normies bother paying $50+ per dish for some microwaved Kid Cuisine bullshit??? Its robbery at this point. But I don't know what stocks to short if this stupid fuckery keeps up....
>walking in public>random black asks to use your phoneYou arent racist, are you?
lmao
>>62007602Cant go wrong with a breakfast diner anon. Even for lunch
>>62007605So...slurpin' time?
>>62007604>now how is a Nigga gonna borrow a fry?
>>62007605Can the Chinese develop one fucking thing on their own
>>62007604>walking in public
>>62007602Once I found out most restaurant chains all use the same food company I stopped eating at them. Local restaurants are always better.
>>62007604Africans who can't even afford to eat bread in africa have smartphones
>>62007604Awwwwwwwwwwwwww hell NAH nigGUHreall emphasize the guh so they don't mistake it for a hard r and get offended. Also wave your hands around and dip a little as your grab your dick
>>62007610they develop a lot of Chinese spies on their own despite my constant offers to help create some spies that would blend in to western society a little bit (still waiting on my CCP waifu)
>>62007618rope quirk chungus
Today my friend bought Gold at $4,600. And Silver at $70. How fucked is he?
>>62007624i dont know but my booty is feeling pretty heemed. I think chinks are selling. proably about to see overnight dump.
>>62007621b-b-b-but this is my first rodeo be gentle>>62007624wait a month and offer him 45 for the silver
I hate MU so fucking muchEven worse than NVDA back in its prime>LMAO BRO JUST RETARDBUY HAHA LINE GO UP 10% EVERY DAY TO INFINITY LMAO>OH SHIT IT DIPPED JUST RETARDBUY EVEN MORE HAHA LMAOOOOO BACK TO GREEN TOMORROW FREE MONEY LOLOLBunch of absolute cretins.
>>62007586I made one for London
>>62007577I always see people talking about TONS OF SHORTS CLOSING and it never actually matters.
>>62007534NOOOOOOOOOO I ORDERED HELIUM FOR PHYSICAL DELIVERY AND NOW THEY'RE TELLING ME NO REFUNDS?>>62007540>>62007547>>62007579helium lefts anyone?>>62007581Seems like balloons are gonna take a hit.Incidentally the US had a strategic helium reserve established in the 1930s and then boomers in the 1990s decided to sell off what their grandparents created. Womp womp.
>>62007577how do I profit off this
>>62007604Yeah brotha I don't mind I been there, let me ask you one question though, you got your hepititas D shot? Yeah, I got the hepatitis D, state says I gotta let people know or I'm legible you feel me? I'm what you could call a currier. Oh shit, your auntie got that hepititas? Hey where you goin man?
>>62007604This happened to me but I only had a tracfone so it didn't matter. And it happened another time in a popeyes but I have an old android from 2021 lol.>>62007617American nigs will steal anything.
>>62007598I have to pick a team and fanboy it.
>>62007602it's collapsing because prices are too high, women are too fat, men won't date them and restaurants won't charge less and tips are like 30% now.Cluelessness all around.
>>62007462I'm getting a gf that'll make me rich
>>62007631I knew it was over when MUfag put on a trip and started talkign about it like it was gospel.
>>62007617Still feels weird seeing homeless on the street with smartphones.
>>62007642buy SPY puts
To the anon who said SMCI dumping was bearish for tech:https://www.cnbc.com/2026/03/19/us-tech-execs-smuggled-nvidia-chips-to-china-prosecutors-say.htmlThis is why shares plummetted
>>62007633>hipstersThis map is from a decade ago.
>>62007610>AMD>NVIDIAAre you trying to say those are led by essentially non-chinese?
>>62007661why would this cause SMCI to dump. cornering the market is extremely bullish.
I think I'm gonna choose BP. Fuck Shell. All my homies hate Shell.
>>62007663? we didn't go anywhere, we just go by unc now
>>62007668>I think I'm gonna choose BPLesbian CEO gonna lead them to the big bucks?
>>62007666TRUE LOL
>>62007663I made it just now lol.
>>62007672I heard she is turning the company around.
>>62007669all 30+ hipster chicks are fat so image is inaccurate.
Should I FUCK the fat Walmart worker in the next town over?
>>62007506I'm the Beethoven of this fantasy.Sucks to hear, I've read.
>>62007682It's a damned if you do damned if you don't type of catch 22let us know if you profit
>>62007669Listen unc, you rich?
What we eating tonight lads
>>62007672Lesbian relationships are usually abusive and if she's the abuser then she is obviously dominant and lusts for power and success, trust the plan.
>>62007605Financial analysts aren't supposed to aid and abet fraud btw
>>62007608This?
>>62007688She's 23, I'm 32.I'm rich (she doesn't know), and she's a broke loser.
>>62007689>>62007689this man is either dead or mentally FUBAR
Night time /smg/ is increasingly a blogging pajeet with 80 PBTID and a literal street shitter bragging about his epic oil plays.I almost miss the reddit Elontard invasion of 2021
I found a free money glitch. You simply sell things for more than you bought them for. It’s really leveled up my trading.
>>62007703It didn't have to be this way, but you retards insisted on a /bant/ migration. Never forgetti
>>62007696yea I got it when you said wal mart worker
I'm late to the party but>SMCI
>>62007708Lol
>>62007677hipster chicks turned into the girls you see on dating apps taking timer photos with their dog in front of a waterfall in ugly clothes from rei. you're thinking emo chicks and of course they got fat they all got pregnant
>>62007709>WallyI like how they all have fake American names
It's about time you man up and become an oil shorting war fighter. Im talking maximum lethality here. No political correctness, no DEI, no wokeness. Pure, fast and simple. Open an account on tasty trade, select maximum leverage, maximum cash, click on the red button to short, and execute. No excuses.
>>62007709so but the dip now?
>>62007703kekI miss 2021 in general>>62007707John Rocker never came back.
>>62007709>Chinese man smuggles Chinese hardware to China>US arrests himclown world
>>62007715oil demand is sky rocketing and SHORTING oil is the right play? make it make sense I'm thinking the opposite
>>62007716>so but the dip now?AI read the news and executed sell orders.It was obvious they were selling cheeps to china in violation of us laws, that is they could not submit their financial statements on time, they had to rig the inventory and money to look legit. Now they are caught, the question is can they make the same revenue with selling to china at higher prices? Its worth buying100 to 500 shares to start selling covered calls as the price rebounds.
>>62007709trump about to pardon this man
>>62007709>30 years in prison
trunk was right all along...CHYNA
LITE BROS...IT JUST KEEPS GOING.
>>62007709>deepseek very good not need shit wester chip-ACKKKK
>>62007715sorry mr DUI AWACS cancellation signal chatroom man but I am LONG oil companies and there is nothing you can do about it. hows that for a free market huh.
damn my new passport is already in the mailwhere should i redeem my portfolio and escape to?
>>62007707I went there once to take a peek and there was maybe 10 stock related posts and nothing else but porn and useless shitposts. I'm sure reddit has more alpha than the entire existence of smg on /bant/
>>62007709>Samuel Slater (June 9, 1768 – April 21, 1835) was an early English-American industrialist known as the "Father of the American Industrial Revolution", a phrase coined by Andrew Jackson, and the "Father of the American Factory System". In the United Kingdom, he was called "Slater the Traitor"[1] and "Sam the Slate" because he brought British textile technology to the United States, modifying it for American use. He memorized the textile factory machinery designs as an apprentice to a pioneer in the British industry before migrating to the U.S. at the age of 21.>KILL THE TRAITOR KILL THE TRAITO....ACKKKKKHe'll get like 5 years and be swapped for a glowie of ours that chang caught.How many Chinese national executives are there in US companies regularly visiting China? I'm sure there is a mountain of costly red tape and stupid legal fees and annoying compliance stacys and dystopian unconstitutional broad spectrum surveillance just to avoid the fact that Chinese speaking ethnic Chinese who regularly visit China and work on sensitive materials listed as critical in the 5 year plan probably ought to be profiled and watched.
>>62007709lol, computer clown world >>62007715Kek
>>62007749I think UAE real estate is getting back to affordable.
>>62007770need to check my life insurance policy
>>62007624Top signal
>>62007605holy kek
hi, i'm marc summers and this is unwrappednow, i've been accused of 'droning on' but today is all about drones. these little buggers are everywhere these days, but have you ever wondered how these death machines get made?we're going deep into hohol territory to find out exactly that!
Why do they call it the STRAIGHT of Hormuz if the market is fake and gay????
>>62007460Thread theme?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9sdsclDwas
>>62007785The hope of tomorrow
Why is DXY doing so well?
>>62007724>oil demand is sky rocketingdemand goes down when price goes up> make it make sense I'm thinking the oppositemarkets are forward looking brothathe instant ships go out (and most especially back in) to hormuz, oil futures will drop like a rock. and current price of oil will also go downso USO which I believe looks 1 month into the future will collapsebut current prices of gasoline for end customers will still stay up for some timeand the current price of oil will also stay up for some time. we're not getting back to 60 for a while
>>62007797so long USO and WTI right
>>62007794>Why is DXY doing so well?flight to safetyand also the petro dollarpeople are hoarding oil, buying oil as much as possible, and getting US dollars so they can ensure the ability to buy more oil as quickly as possible
oh boydemand isn't just going downwe are seeing actual demand destruction. long term reduction, and it will take time to increase it to pre war levelsgood for oil prices, but really bad for global economyhttps://x.com/zerohedge/status/2034787785903690053With over half of Japan's naphtha imported, petrochemical producers are trimming output:- Mitsubishi Chemical and Mitsui Chemicals have reduced ethylene runs-Sumitomo Chemical may delay restarting Keiyo Ethylene and expects reduced rates even after restart.South Korea is also seeing pressure build across the sector.- YNCC, one of the region’s largest ethylene producers, has declared force majeure and is running its cracker at significantly reduced rates.- Both Lotte Chemical and LG Chem have warned customers that they may follow, and the government has temporarily designated naphtha an “economic security item” to manage dwindling stocks.In China, Sinopec has cut March refinery runs by about 10% to conserve crude stocks.- A Shell–CNOOC joint venture has shut its Huizhou ethylene cracker and told customers that polyethylene shipments are suspended indefinitely effective March 5- Wanhua Chemical has declared force majeure for Middle Eastern customers amid severe LPG feedstock disruptions.In Indonesia, Chandra Asri is operating at reduced rates and has declared force majeure following a sudden halt in feedstock arrivals.In Taiwan, Formosa Plastics Group’s Taiwan Petrochemical declared force majeure on March 10 and indicated that, if shortages worsen, volumes will be allocated based on actual availability.India suspended shipments of LPG to commercial operators to prioritize supplies for households, leading to worries from hotels and restaurants that they may be forced to close.
>>62007801>so long USO and WTI rightthat can be good, but be real fast to sellor just set a close stop. though that kind of sucks since it will probably trigger before the big dropbut when it drops, it will waterfall out. the market is extremely sensitive to good news. a dude giving a speech made uso drop 5 bucks. a real end to the hormuz blockade will make the price drop at least 100.I would get in at a good price. like 100 if possible. Set a close stop. Or just sell when it gets to 124. then short at 124.
>WTI price: 82 dollah>Oman oil price: 152 dollahI think i found an infinite money glitch gentlemen. Just buy WTI oil then sell it as Oman oil.Easiest 2x of your life.
>>62007814delete this
>>62007709Nvidia had to burn one of their fallguys.Reminder than Jensen smuggles his chippies to china at an enormous scale and this is just a small part of the total operation that’s been going on for years now.
>>62007823Is Nvidia getting caught bullish for my memory?
>futures
>>62007709Why didn't he just bribe the orange migger?
>>62007814how convert WTI to Brent?
>>62007839Same way the wagiemart converts the normal prices to a “special holiday sale”A lil bit of creative re-labeling.
henlo mister jeromethis did not go acording to planplease lower the ratesthank u mister jerome
>>62007749Not the US, we're full stay in your dystopia
>>62007847i'm already in the us
hello fellow plan trustersdo not be a panican at these dire times
>>62007850I TRVST.....for I am a cultist...
my female broker is refusing to relabel my wti as brent I'm gonna have to spank her
>>62007850I always trust the 5D checkers man to manage make the best deal.
>>62007857>>62007850It's never been more over
>>62007690I had chili earlier. At the Irish bar now, karaoke night.
bearishness is not a disease or weakness of the mind. but of the personality. the bobo imagines themselves smarter than everyone else, it may even be so, but that delusion alone is not enough to make a bobo. it is the belief that others deserve to be punished, that their error makes them worthy of ill-tidings, that is the essence of the bobo, vindictive cruelty. the mumu, by contrast, is well-adjusted, wants the best for his fellow human being, and knows that number go up means more good things in this world for everyone to share.
>>62007863I believe....
>Dotcom crash>SPY didn't finish dumping until March 2003Really makes you think. Stay safe out there.
>>62007854That would harm the integrity of global markets you monster
>>62007875Stop it, my dick can only get so erect
>>62007868>the bobo imagines themselves smarter than everyone else,I do this but I'm not a bobo and I make money shuffling my supposed ownership of companies around.Winning in the market is the best self fellatio
>>62007882just proving my point. what type of crazy you are matters a great deal for your portfolio performance.
>>62007605Bullish for AI bubble?
>>62007882The bobo logic doesn’t work completely when you realize the government is always manipulating the market. When you understand that you’re golden. Perma bulls are just naive NPCs.
>>62007868If it was 1970 I would believe you. Unfortunately the year is 2026 and bulls look like psychopaths that rape children and commit at least 3 acts of securities fraud a day.
>>62007889What if I'm just crazy?OCEAN:O= 96th percentileC = 98th percentileE = 54th percentileA = 2nd percentileN = 60th percentile
>>62007892go on about these manipulations>*frantically presses panic button under desk*
>>62007807I'm sure it will be fine. Trump's got a plan..
>>62007898nope
>DXYI guess dollar debasement is called off
>>62007846How is your head staying up?Are you hoarding helium?
>>62007875I still love reading about the Dot Com shitshow to this day, but............can we really compared it to the AI meme? Environment seems to be far too different compared to the 1990s and early 2000s.
>>62007903Gold is up
>>62007898Lmao
>>62007906It's a bubble. We just don't know when it will pop, how severe it will be, and how long it will take. Sometimes crashes happen in an instant like 1987, but a longer bleed out is a much more realistic scenario in my opinion. There's way too much money in retirement type funds now.
>>62007914Lmao
it's over.https://youtu.be/qaqWN3Orb9Q?si=4oryt9Y5w1SrNbrQ
>>62007898>I'm sure it will be fine. Trump's got a plan..well both iran and us are looking to off ramp on the oil shocknot the war howeveriran just recently said they will let oil tankers through if they pay a 10% toll feeSo there's that. orange man clearly wants an off ramp on the oil thingthe problem is israel. israel also wants to keep doing the war thing, BUT ALSO wants to hyper escalate into the oil shockso israel will keep doing that shitand iran will keep retaliating by hitting some other oil infrastructureI think the "war" such as it is, will wrap up in one way or another in about 4 weeks. us and israel will try regime change through rebellion and also the kurdish invasion thingproblem is, that whole "civil war" thing could last a decade. the quick and fast way is libya. or if america is more involved, iraq 2.0.but then counter insurgency.the real bad route is syria, which worked, but that civil war lasted 15 years. Not good!In any case, we will see if the war progresses to the next phase in about 4 weeks. America and israel WILL try this. Just about the only way it ends quickly is if the regime brutally suppresses the rebellion and emerges victorious
>Goldman Sachs and JPMorgan are offering hedge fund clients ways to short the $1.8 trillion private credit market, per BBGWhat the fuck did they mean by this
>>62007868the mumu is an absolutely contemptible creature. like "his" onomatopoeiac namesake the heifer, he ambles about with the herd, his stupid vacant eyes staring off into space. when the herd stops, he stops. when the the herd lowers its head, he follows suit.when a bite is taken, his partakes.eat eat eatchew chew chewhe proceeds in this fashion for hours, for days, for years, decades, even.but the bobo is of a different sort entirely.he is a solitary creature.hated and feared by the other animals of the forest.and the mumus will moo "how is the bear so fat when he never eats as we do?"because they do not knowall year he waits.for the day on which the salmon will run.
>>62007926I remember this scene from the big short
>>62007926
>>62007926Means they want tourist money.Tourists who think they’re gonna be the next big sneed.
>>62007906Well, the circular nature of the money being passed and the early arrival advantage openAI is trying to push without much of revenue being generated to justify the expenditure, it will likely pop and send ripples through the economy. The thing is that quite a lot of the AI-involved companies are established and have profitable business models and are just throwing money at a gold rush to try to hit it big, so I'd expect some sort of crash with varying size that won't take too long to recover from (maybe couple of years at most) with recovery being a pretty huge boom that will finally reap the rewards. One thing to also consider is that almost everyone's aware of this, so it's likely to be to a large degree already considered an priced in.So yeah, I'd expect a bubble to pop in the not so distant future, but I wouldn't expect it to be catastrophic, so I wouldn't be too concerned about it just yet.
>>62007921this nigga is deadi heard he was gay too
>>62007923you're dumbtrump did his bit and now bibi has to dispel real or imagined rumors he owns trump and America.so bibi will say he wants boots, and trump will take a principled stand and say "bibi said he wanted them, but I said, no thanks!"israel specifically listed off trumps stated objectives as being completed as well. that was not an accident.
>>62007945Accurate
I asked an onlyfans slut if she was a cop and she blocked medodged a bullet again
>>62007605
>>62007812USO is never going back down to 100 while this war continues lol
>>62007921but they didn't even get it
>>62007963It’s possible with the market interference. Not for long though.
>>62007605OOOOHH A FUNKY CHINA MANFROM FUNKY CHINA TOWN !
>>62007609kek
>>62007921lockheedmartin.com/refunds
>>62007975Lol
>>62007950Lmfao.
>>62007975>>62007977
Press S to spit on Suck My Cock Incorporated (ticker: SMCI)
>>62007605SMCI is literally a front of Chinese intelligence services. They have also been embedding backdoors inside their motherboards that allow China to hack into high security corporate and government networks in the US. It belongs at zero. Less than zero, even.
Pay up
>>62007995toll paid
>>62007460THESE FUTIES GONE MAKE ME ACT UP OH BOY
>>62007995are they not mining it anymore? would be funny if a ship that paid the troll toll got blown up anyways
>>62007715This dumb nigger is the biggest zogslave of all time. His while modus operandi is literally drafting the goyim for no other reason than to build greater israel. Buy every oil dip.
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I've come to realise the only thing the market reacts to is liquidity. All you retards bought puts, they will pump it today to expire worthless. Literal ayy lmaos could be nuking the white house and the market will pump to fuck your puts or vice versa.
>>531168396Carcels be seething at walkchads
>>62008012>>>/pol/531168396
>>62008016My pbra gains this year paid for gas for the rest of my life
can anyone explain why Israel helping the United States securing the strait pumped up the market? They’re the ones that started the war!
>>62007963>USO is never going back down to 100 while this war continues lolhere:>markets are forward looking brotha>the instant ships go out (and most especially back in) to hormuz, oil futures will drop like a rock. and current price of oil will also go down>so USO which I believe looks 1 month into the future will collapse
>>62008023>can anyone explain why Israel helping the United States securing the strait pumped up the market? They’re the ones that started the war!because a dude gave a speech and said that maybe the war is gonna end some time soon, maybethis is a top signal for oil prices. it is very sensitive to good news. Or you can think of this as a bottom signal for the short of oil prices.If an actual event happens, but most especially the opening of hormuz happens, oil price crashes
So micron made eleventy trillion dollars this quarter and the stock went down?
>>62007875yeah its not like anything else happened between 2000 and 2003, yeah nothing significant at all that could affect markets, it was all dotcom
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What if Trump just goes "no tariffs" for anyone who sends ships to Hormuz
ha ha. here comes the chinks. dumping their gold. againim so sick of this
>muh shiny rocksDeserved.
Is to late to 3x WTI and USO is that the right play
>>62008028>So micron made eleventy trillion dollars this quarter and the stock went down?yes, which is a top signalsame for nvdaif you get great news but the stock or index does not go up, you're close to the top or at the top
>>62008052>USOI went into BNO instead, WTI is being held down by Trump but Brent crude has been rising consistently.
>>62008052>Is to late to 3x WTI and USO is that the right playif it gets up to 124 I would short itgoing 3x on WTI and USO at 117 is not a good idea I thinkso yeah, you're too lateyou should have done that when wti was 60and I probably should have done as well now that I'm looking at back at it
>>62008058instead of watching the Olympics I should have been learning how to long oil and LNG.are there any good LNG plays?
>>62008052Wait for it to come back down again, looking for WTI 85-90. Keep an eye on the war news.
>>62008062>instead of watching the Olympics I should have been learning how to long oil and LNG.>are there any good LNG plays?maybe american natural gassince it has stayed so flatit might break outor short the other regions' natural gas
USOfags do you really fill out the MLP form? and is there any case where you don't need to disclose?
Do you guys think second hand cars are going to get cheaper because of high oil prices with them being more expensive to drive and all? I always wanted a Lotus or TVR.
>>62008044When your staring down the barrel of Oman crude at $160, mysteriously, your yellow gold starts to magically transmute itself into black gold.
>>62008069china is turning their rocks into liquid black?
Any good ideas of things to short?I want short something for weeks while 6it crashes
>>62008052I'm 3X long brent until 27th, might go short after that.>>62008062I bought Technip Energies the moment they started damaging the LNG infra. They build LNG processing facilities and the french (yeah, cry about it bitch) have good connections to the muslim world.
What stocks would Epstein buy tomorrow if he wasn't murdered by radical Islamist?
>>62008091[PLTR]
>>62008086I'm still short 500 shares of RDDT at 260, I should really cover but it's been comfy as fuckThinking NBIS will be next for me
>>62008086AMC
Fell for it again.
>>62008065Why wouldn't you fill it out
What's happening??
>>62008106nothin
>>62008086>Any good ideas of things to short?oil companiesDRIP is pretty good herebut you need to set a limit to sell it FASTbecause it price spikes, then flash crashes very quicklyit usually hits +100% then immediately dips down after 110 or 120%so I have a limit to sell everything at +90% gains, with trims along the way
>>62008091He's still alive in israel. The Epstein files showed that men in IDF uniforms bailed him out of prison and replaced his body with a lookalike. The prison guards were witnesses. Trump broke him out.
>>62008052I wouldn't go near it, too exposed to the whims of bibi, donald and whoever is calling the shots in iran at the moment. Today was a perfect example with that fake and gay spike to $120. Oil companies on the other hand will get a nice windfall from this as prices remain elevated regardless of what happens with the war. >>62008068In the united states I've only ever saw it back in 2007 when WTI hit $147. That's closer to $200 in today's money but even then it was shit like some boomer trading in his F-350 powerstroke diesel that he had 'tuned' by his cousin so it would use even more diesel. >>62008091Some sort of derivative paper trading logistics bullshit. He is alive thoughbeit.
>>62008069It’s all at that price. The futures racket where they keep it at 100 for WTI or BRENT is just until the bids are all in for the release of strategic reserves. Which they’ll turn right around and sell it for 160+ on the cash market. It should be blindingly clear now. Even equities. And not just gold silver oil and commodities are rigged.The existence of passive flow dominance in ETFs making up the entire market, controlled by the exact same small amount of players that run the CTFC, COMEX, LBMA is clear now. So if you were anti “shiny rocks” or goldbug who’s anti “Shitcoins” it doesn’t matter. Youre all the victim of this shit. It’s a vast criminal conspiracy and the mask is coming off just as the political mask has come off as the empire gets desperate.
>>62008116>The existence of passive flow dominance in ETFs making up the entire marketThis
>Is to late to 3x WTI and USO is that the right play
Iran is absolutely dominating the strait for financial gain.The US is unable to assist any of the ships trapped insideStill I don't see any way that shippers and tankers won't be blowing earnings out of the water starting in may
>>62008116I figured that shit out during Covid. You don’t make money by looking at the fundamentals and digging through earnings reports. You make money by following trends and whoever is pumping it(especially if it’s the government). Thats the problem with being a bear, the fundamentals don’t matter in clown world.>>62008122
>>62008122I’m just watching to see what happens, apparently trump got NATO and Japan to change their mind. It really just depends on if Iran has enough munitions to drag this on
No seriously. Oil. You could’ve bought anything. A stock. An ETF. A mutual fund. Even a bond. And you bought… oil. Oil. The stuff they pump out of the ground every day. The stuff we have an oversupply of. The stuff that just ran 50%… that’s your buy. Oil. That’s the hill you picked. That’s the trade you’re gonna sit there and defend. Oil.
Bussyant continues to deny transgendering oil futures instead removing sanctions on Russian and now also Iranian tankers currently at sea.Meanwhile how much oil is trapped in the Persian Gulf? Don't worry tho the admin is going to kill the Jones Act to lower fuel prices
>>62008129They are killing the jones act to export more oil and gas to countries that can’t get it from the Middle East right now. Globally it reduce oil/gas prices, domestically it constrains supply.
>>62007532Stocks won't moon they just need to keep above 6600. Expect the big boys to manipulate the index as much as they humanly can to keep it above 6600. I'm sorry I mean expect them to delta hedge heavily as delta on short options goes up as the index approaches 6600.
>>62008126>apparently trump got NATO and Japan to change their mindlink?
>>62008126rates have jumped from 25k to 750kit's already a windfall>>62008133it's just a waiver so far, if they scrap the jones act the US's commercial shipping will be replaced with china men
What's going on with 10 y bond yield?
>>62008137They said they would consider “appropriate action”. Don’t think it’s anything concrete, they are just worried about trump leaving nato. Trump has a meeting with Japan PM yesterday.
>>62008126Still drinking the Trump Koolaid I see. Meanwhile the Japanese are quietly banging down Putins door like most of the world.
Bread>>62008147>>62008147BREAD BAKE >>62008147
>>62008148That was only for previously purchased oil on the sea, it didn’t allow for new purchases.
>>62008105idk I just bought like 1k so I thought it wasn't necessaryI don't know if anyone ITT even files their own taxes but I thought I'd ask
>>62007715I'm not listening to someone that literally takes a COCK in his ASS
>>62007797>demand goes down when price goes up>*looks at housing*Yeah, nah.
>>62007995What a fucking obvious fake news to yet again pump up the markets. 2 millions, lmao. Only a retard or a kid not knowing the value of what's in the tanks would give such a pathetically low number. And you think Iran, an oil producer, wouldn't know and collect such a low toll? Lmfao. This ''news'' is fucking ridiculous
>>62008232Shut up cunt
>>62008141I wouldn't worry about it
>>62008179We're not yet at the point where housing operates under veblen goods rules, real estate values arent real if they dont sell
So what will the weekly market close manipulation by Trumb be this weekend? He always does shit on the weekends and I need to get in position to profit like his billionaire bros.
>>62008258Marines on Greenland by Sunday.
there was almost a doubling in volume for oil spikes yesterdaythe theory that people were pulling out of gold to put it in oil might've been real
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uhm RIP market
>>62008277Shiny rock holders in shambles
