damn strait edition>Latest developments on the illegal and unconstitutional US strikes against Iranhttps://iran.liveuamap.com/https://x.com/sentdefender>Some helpful links to numb the painhttps://findahelpline.com/https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/https://www.whitehouse.gov/refundshttps://jlingz.com/>European indiceshttps://live.euronext.com/en>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesPrevious smigger thread>>62008147
>>62008888>we won again>we've moving troops into do a naval invasionI want to see dems win the midterms so he get impeached. Just for the lulz
SP500 not looking too hot.
I am down 11% YTD.
>>62008924Just panican things
I am up 41% YTD
> nows
they're saying we're at the 07, 90s, 70s and 20s tier point before the big one
>>62008924SAD!
That dumb market is STILL pricing shit ending like this very weekend when Fag Hegseth just asked for 200 fucking billions (expect an additional 400 right after) and more and more marines are called up in the area for, obviously, a disastrous ground operation. Fucking fucktarded market. Pricing the future my ASS
oh no!!!! we keep going down!!!! who would have thought! s&p below 5500 by summer. iranians are mentally ill freaks, they will NEVER give up. they would rather die than give up. this will be a decade long war. I say all that as a perma bull btw.
>>62008930The big bull market yes
>>62008935AI can price all this in they have AI we can't comprehend
>>62008937they have no more defenses and more importantly can't make any more
PBR on it's way back to 12 kek baggies
How come gold is worth more than a normal rock? I think people are finally starting to wake up
Uranium taking a dump as usual
>>62008942When was it about defense? Tell us
>>62008948because it shines
>>62008937They are alone against the world in all-out war. They are universally perceived as comic-tier villains (which they are, and they know it). They can't survive this without standing down.
>>62008935I keep buying LMT & GD when they're downticking >US arsenal is 30+ years old>Start war>Need to "deplete" old munitions cause "look at how bad we're getting rocked"/drones werent in the equation when we were making cluster bombs and bunker busters to fight cavefolx>Defense contractors need to step up output to match current wartime climate.>...>Profit
Why is planet labs up 31% on the day I never pick the right tickers in here sadge
>>62008956This is how clueless Americans are. A nice sample of their stupidity.
>>62008948It's one of the densest materials as well. That makes it easy do detect fake coins.
>>62008948>people are finally starting to wake upafter 10000 years people are waking up that golds worthless.... interesting should be a front headline
>>62008956Europeans, russians and the chinese are on Iran's side
>20k in cash>paralyzed by uncertaintyany stocks ETF beaten down but likely to rise? everything seems stuck in a downtrend.No oil (too pussy and gay to touch it either way)
>>62008959no one could possibly know that or have foreseen such circumstances2.50 cost basis
>>62008942they can still strap bombs to their chest and they would unironically and literally love to. they dont care at this point. its a fundamentalist 3rd world country, their average iq is what considered mentally challenged here in the west. you would be surprised how far they would be willing to go.
>>62008942We've defeated their defenses 11, maybe 12 times by now.
GAUZ
>>62008915get a grip eurochudhelp us out you coward
>>62008969don't they have like the 3rd highest IQ in the world?
My childhood friend ended up marrying into an 8 figure family. It seems the sexual marketplace is way more OP than the stocks marketplace.
>>62008970Ikr that's pretty good that's aot
>>62008957I'm doing the same with RTX, BAE and ONDS.
>>62008973this is your war after all ;)
TRIPPPLE NIGGGER FRIDAY
>>62008967stop being a pussy
>>62008975lol. you cant be serious here. what would make you believe something like that.
>>62008980Bidens economy and Europes war, we cant stop winning trump bros
>>62008967CASH IS KING, SECOND TO PUTS
Is going long on nat gas free money at this point? Apparently, 20% of global supply going offline is completely irrelevant to the price.
>>62008965Russian government may be (because they know they're next). The rest are just afraid to go to war.
>>62008967Have you tried gambling on e-sports matches? I don't know about your country but where I am from gambling winnings are not taxed
>>62008967Lol prepare to get left behind faggot we are hitting 400$ a barrel by end of summer
>>62008980Bolton raging someone finally took on Iran and he's nowhere near it.
>>62008973a quick idea, isn't the easiest way for us allies to open the strait declaring they will now buy all that oil in euros and yuans (or how the fuck china money is called)
>>62008980they've fucking lost it
What is this pattern called?
>>62008975ya
>>62008995SCAM GARBAGE TRUCK COMPANY
>>62008984
>>62008986That guy has tds, he just speaking to the reality of the situation
>>62008990US, land of (no) freedom. >>62008991The picosecond I buy Iran will welcome ZOG and oil crashes to 50 cents a barrel.
CHUCK NORRIS DEAD
>>62008999Check'd and Soprano'd
>>62008969Sorry Chud, but the clown in chief says they are high IQ.
>>62009000anon believes the propaganda number.
>>62009004Can't Kung Fu his way out of that one. F
>>62009001Miggers tongue my hormuz
chuck norris just died
>>62008956>They are alone against the world in all-out war. They are universally perceived as comic-tier villainsAre Americans genuinely this delusional? The world can see who started this war and that wasn't Iran.
Hormuzzy status? My sources tell me the war's over (again)
>>62008981>>62008981>>62008981>>62008981
>>62008992If only McCain would have known war with Iran would come, he would have repealed Obamacare
>>62009004this is a bearish signal if ever i saw one
Lmao. Lmao even
If everything is crashing does that mean people are retreating into cash?Does this mean I finally won for once as a savings account sucker?
>>62009014The herald of the apocalypse.
>>62009004Fuck who will keep roundhouse kicking the dips
>>62009024LOOK AT DXY COMPUTER
Why is everything going down? Trump said we won the daily military police action in Iran
>>62009004>it's realHuh. I feel nothing.
>>62009016It's true, but now that Iran attacked other countries and blocked the world's oil supply, they are finished.
>>62009028>>62009019
whew ladI guess peeple cheering for Bibi and buying the dip made a good deal huh.
generational selling opportunity
they are still rotating into financials though, the market isnt crashing yetneed xlf to have a nigger candle before its time to get scared
“I used to pretend to be gay with my friends all the time”. -Gay Bill
>>62009024only if you buy assets in the next few months. the dollar is gonna get fucking heemed in like half a year from inflation and insane government spending.
you're not scared right anon? you do remember your training right anon? you have been slowly slurping right anon?
>>62009004didn't some young gym person drop kick him to heck in a blind shot recently
>>62008995Got caught being retarded, if trump were based hed have planted nukes on all the servers going to china
>>62009004As a person puts on new garments, giving up old ones, the soul similarly accepts new material bodies, giving up the old and useless ones
>>62009036You can never be 100% sure you aren't gay if you've never sucked a dick. Gotta try it at least once to really know whether you like it or not
WHATS SCARING ME IS HOW LITTLE THE VIX SEEMS TO CARE, UP ONLY 1 POINT SINCE THE OPEN??? THAT MEANS THE MARKET ISNT EVEN CLOSE TO SCARED YET
>>62009040i slurped too much and now my tummy hurts
My penny stock is doing ok guys, no need to worry.
Now the US lost all chances winning this war with Chuck Norris dead, RIP.
>>62009024nothing is crashing. this is a dip economy propped by funny money and will be for the next three years minimum.if you haven't realized this yet, i don't know what to tell you.there are no 'genuine' events anymore and if there are, they will be fictionalized to maintain the dip machine.if any of you were smart you would realize; bad news == get aggressively long
>>62008981
>>62008995Didn't they get in trouble a couple of years ago for cooking the books?
>>62009038>buy assetsLol I said I have some cash I'm not a multimillionaire dude.
XLF IS GETTING A NIGGER CANDLE, MORE DOWNSIDE IN MARKETS TO COME POSSIBLY
>>62009040The markets down like a nickel since the start of ww3, how tf is this market exuding 'extreme fear' it would take a nucular bomb going off to make the market go down 2% at this rate.
>>62009049
>>62009040i dont buy until its single digit, market isnt even close to scared yetI WANNA SEE LITTLE OLD LADIES CALLING THEIR STOCK BROKERS TO SELL ALL OF THEIR GENERAL MILLS STOCKS
>militarily won>still need military help though come help me europoors>also I want greenland
haha I was joking PBR plz stop
>>62008939stop calling anything a computer does an AIand what "they" do isnt just sitting at a computer
over
>>62009067
We kek silver gold baggies, meme stock baggies, crypto baggies
>>62008973I can understand why Trump might had problems realizing how bad attacking Iran would be, but how did everyone else not realize Europe and other nations don't want to get dragged into this mess? Did they drink the kool-aid and thought Iran would turn into Venezuela 2.0 with a decapitation strike?
I didn't realize that I had to share this thread with a bunch of cowards and panickans boss.
>>62009064The fear&greed index is a psyop. Markets down like 3% give me a break.
my snxx positions have been liquidated
>>62009067This is what happens when you accomodate a bully. Europe should've retaliated with heavy tariffs of their own after liberation day instead of cucking out like they always do.
>>62009079PEOPLE ARE SO FINANCIALLY STRAPPED AND LEVERED THAT THE MARKET DROPPING 10% IS NOW A CATASTROPHE THAT CAN NEVER BE RECOVERED FROM
slurping some TSEM you feel me
slurp now goys you know you want to.. this is the bottom, dont wanna be sidelined
i think the bottom is in btw, buy calls for generational wealth
>>62009004>Chuck Norris, 86, defeats life itself
>>62009079The DOW is down almost 10% in the span of little over a month.
>>62009075The true scope of the Greater Israel project involves taking down the US as a rival super power. Israel will ride the US like a booster rocket and then discard it when it is spent.Maybe destroying the petrodollar is actually part of the plan rather than a miscalculation.
>>62009090post your calls
Make sure Peter Hairgel gets his $200 billion for the Greater Israel SMO goys
>>62009068We should have expected this when we invested in a commie stock .Hopefully Brazilian political action is fully priced in now
>>62009094im not allowed to buy them until the cnn fear greed index is single digits
>>62009089I slurped SPY calls
>>62009092But Pam told me the DOW is @ 50k
>>62009079brother we have been living so long as tigers we can no longer understand the mind of the gazelle
>>62009004fuck, now that's an actual bad news
>>62009071they are at Ai computers way more advanced than we know
>>62009083>a bullyDo you feel bullied anonWould you like to report your feelings to the principal?
>>62009100THE DOW HIT 50000AND ALL THE RICH PEOPLE SOLD LOL
>>62008948it conducts electricity extremely wellno one is selling you a granite plated hdmi cable
I am not selling my precious metals. No. NOPE. NOPE NOPE NOPE.
why do i keep buying calls thinking this is going to bounce
is it over for silver computer?
>>62008981>>62008981>>62008981>>62008981>>62008981
>>62009095Please I just bought RTX this week
How are bluechips getting fucked the hardest the past month? I thought people flee to them during a downturn.
>>62009097did something happen? schwab insists there's no news
>>62009110its a really bad idea, just do nothing, its gonna take days to dig out of this hole. you can buy calls when the market shows you a daily candle finishing at the highsuntil then you literally should do nothing on the long side
kek it's literally the meme chart
>>62009116I'm buying TQQQ
>>62009116WHEN THEY SELL THE MARKET THEY SELL EVERYTHINGNOWHERE IS SAFE EXCEPT DOLLAR
>>62009116overvalued because AI meme
>>62008967other niggas would wish they had 20k at the ready when the big one happens. its ok to stay away when everything is bleeding or bouncing violently
>>62009113Yes -- you've really hit the nail on the head with this one, and here's why. (Rocket emoji)(Rocket crashing emoji)(Challenger exploding emoji)
>>62009119Brazilian regulator tells Petrobras to supply fuel from canceled auctions - https://www.reuters.com/business/energy/brazil-regulator-tells-petrobras-supply-fuel-canceled-auctions-2026-03-19/
ok bottom is actually in, was a fun crash boys, time for calls
>>62008967I have $100k sitting in the bank.I couldd have made big money many times over the years if I had listened to biz but I'm a pussy. It is what it is.
WTI is going to fuckoff heights again before the day is overThe Bibi bandaid is collapsing quickly
>>62009138i'm not buying your bags
>le bouncewhen will they learnfollow the trend or itll have you bent
>>62009132that doesn't seem like anything to me I'm gonna slurpmore importantly, brazil gov waived taxes on isedil and that sounds bullish
>>62008952Hurt eyes>>62008964No news paper 10000 year ago >>62009108Can you build house of gold?
>>62009143Keep bagholding sucka Oil won’t moon
>>62008967Play the Forex game. Easiest money you could be making right fucking now. Don't be an idiot like me investing in meme stocks, meme commodities and meme crypto. The dollar market IS the market.
>>62009145im just saying 0dte calls for 15-20 mins for a quick scalpi mean its literally working now
>>62009116there are no such things as bluechips anymore. microslop is a '''blue chip'''. nvidia is a modern '''blue chip'''. when blue chips are dominated by meme companies, or formerly stable companies now operated by meme policies with 99 percent of the upper floor dominated by nepo indians, the concept becomes meaningless.
>>62009146market can bounce 10 bucks before going back down, deal with it
holy wtf was that
Dead cat or actual rally?
>>62009164both
>>62009164V-shape recovery
>>62009153kek if only we had journalists 10k years ago to tell us gold was just a rock
I just put my first $200 into my TFSA
>>62009004>its realF
they told us, as soon as the regime would have been decapitated and the military disorganized, the opposition in iran would take over. but nothing, not even protests on the street. is there even an opposition in iran?
>>62009161Chuck Norris is fighting Bogdanoffs in the afterlife. WAGMI bros. It’s 2v1 tho so we might not.
>>62009153mar-a-largo exists
ez scalp
>>62009178I think a lot of them got shot
Testing 1-2Testing 1-2
>>62009151Forceing them to honour old prices for some cancelled contracts isn't the only measure they will take . It can be hard to guess how much they will limit upside as this crisis goes on but they are not the only oil company in this situation .Even america may see export restrictions and price caps
Owari da
Can't decide if I should buy more GAUZ or more SMCI calls for a flip
Damn, RIP Chuck Norris
>>62009178There is, but who's gonna come out for a revolt when there's bombs dropping everywhere?The moment for the decap strike was during the protests a couple months ago. Strike while the iron is hot, not after the fact.
>>62009121SILVERKEKS LMFAO
>>62009121Stop
>>62009191and a little bit of chicken fried
How you oil tards doing?I recall an anon saying her bought calls that expired this week lmao
>>62009188tfw my savings account is still at 3%
>>62009191THIS IS FUCKED UP LOOK AT THAT INSTA POSTWHAT A LEGEND
>>62008905How is your folio diversified, if you fall at all? Makes me big thinking.
>>62009178where are the photos of the piles of bodies? where are the phone videos?just like the holocaust, every antizionist regime never did nothing wrong except not prepare themselves better
>>62009198>her
US10Y
>>62009198If he bought calls anywhere except the top, he should be up then.
>>62009202diversity is fucking gay
>>62009178Bro what oppositionEven if you got a new regime they wouldn't be fucking pro-USrael lol. Why would they?
>>62009121Paint a bull flag!
Ah yes the shooting star pattern
>>62009178>A bunch of infedels start bombing you and ask you to overthrow your government for isreal Would you ?
>>62009206RATE HIKE WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT THE MARKET WILL DO IT ITSELF
>>62009211w-w-what do you mean?we're going to bomb them until they love uslike Japan and Germany
>>62009204They cut off the internet, but I agree that seemed propagandaish
>>62008905>ukraine war where actually europeans die>market goes up>"muh jews">market crashesI am so sick of these demons.
cant believe the jews took chuck norris from us
>psychotic price action and obvious smim/bogg final battle going on>suddenly nothing moves, and then we’re back to placid watersDid the hedgies get hit with a special 2 hour maintenance operation?
>>62009202XOM
>>62009218most human rights groups estimate anything from 7k on the conservative end to 30k on the other end
>>62009215>>62009211the mullahs killed about 30k protesters (own citizens) some months ago, sounds like a good reason to overthrow them, no?
>>62009225THIS IS HOW MARKETS WORK, THEY SELL IN WAVESWHEN YOU GET A DAY OF NOTHING BUT DOWN THAT WONT STOP THATS ACTUAL FEAR AND REDEMPTIONS AND PANICTHE VIX IS STILL ONLY AT 26, BARELY EVEN AWAKE
>>62009217My guess is that as soon as the US lost the ability to occupy those two countries they would pivot hard.
>>62009225you have no idea about the magnitude of the situation right now
bros what happens if you run out of money to keep slurping
OK BOTTOM IS OFFICIALLY IN, CALLS, NOW
>>62009236The truth is the straight is open. Nothing ever fucking happens boss.
OIL
>>62009229habeas corpus
>>62009239
>>62009230>the mullahsI've never seen someone use this term who wasn't a complete idiot. It almost seems downloaded from some Operation Mockingbird handbook.
>>62009241WE LOST CHUCK DUDEYOU CANT SAY NOTHING EVER HAPPENS ANYMORE CHUCK IS FUCKING GONE DUDE FOREVER
Waiting for the intra-day slurp. I swear its the last slurp I do, I'm shorting the shit out of this market starting 3pm. The trend is down so I shouldn't fight it.
>>62009241it's simply not, "boss"
>>62009178>as soon as the regime would have been decapitatedhappened like 3 weeks ago>military disorganizedit was built that way, apparently>the opposition in iran would take overit surely exists, just like the weapons of mass destruction in the middle east>not even protests on the streetthey have been fighting israel for like 80 years now, nothing new under the sun.>is there even an opposition in iran?mossad infitrated agents and that's it, most likely.The green days look like as if the market is just trying to ask the question "is it over yet?" after staring at what the bonds, crude and dxy do. If you look at the 2022 ukraine thing, the market bled over some months until some structural adjustments to the supply chain arrived
the bottom is actually in thoughlook at the chartyou cant not buy this
>>62009206At what yield will treasuries be a good buy? At some point those fuckers will go full QE again, yield will fall and the high yield treasuries will print.
as long as xlf refuses to go to new lows, the market cant crash
>>62009188God damn this is actually getting scary Last time it got this high Trump had to stop yapping Greenland. Not sure how to get out of this one
I like moolah
>>62009262They should already be aggressively doing QE, everything was better when rates were 1%
>>62009266think of it liike this: the last 3 weeks has been nothing but 100% market damage control attemptsbut the situation hasnt improvedeventually teh damage control and cope has to end, and reality sets in....
>>62009248Chuck Norris isn't dead, he's just setting a new record for holding his breath boss.
>>62009271weve already got aggressive non qe qe in progresswhy do you think the market is sellnig off so slowly? the fed and other jews are printing money at unbelievable speeds to try to stop the waterfall
>>62009164>>62009166>>62009169Inverted V shape
>>62009261AHEM*TINK TINK TINK TINK*ATTENTION PLEASEPANIC SELL EVERYTHINGIT'S OVER >>62000000
>>62009272when the goy polloi start to notice, which they haven't so far - it's over
>>62009280HE WAS RIGHRT AAHHHHHH SELL IT ALLLLLLLLLL
>BE GREEDY WHEN OTHERS ARE FEARFULbut also>NEVER CATCH A FALLING KNIFEWhich is it faggots? or is it all just vibe trading and everyone uses whatever platitude they want to feel good about their decision after the fact?
My precious metals are dumping
we really could’ve had green candles this whole month. Fuck this orange nigger and everyone who voted for him. Oh no .01% of the population are trannies in some liberal left wing city thousands of miles away from my flyover state I must vote trump he will fix it!
>>62009245the media in my country exclusively uses this term. what does it matter?
THE MARKET CAN CLOSE MY ACCOUNT IF IT WANTS TO I DON'T GIVE A FUCK
I feel like we haven't seen anything yet. The market is still assuming this fiasco is going to end very soon and everything will be fine afterwards. I want to sell but I hate paying taxes.
>>62009285you literally cannot long this market until you get a daily candle that is green and finishes at that days highsits that simpleeverything else is sell the rally until further notice
>>62009285Just hedge your book bro. You can't lose.
>>62009266He won't.With this Iran bullshit he basically doomed the US markets.Good luck cutting the rates or even keeping them low, when rising oil prices make inflation go apeshit.With inflation wave 2.0 accelerating, commodities are going to fly so position yourselves accordingly.
>Chuck Norris diedit's officially over
Where are you fuck face. Come one. Step forward. Own your mental retardation.
BOTTOM IS 100% IN. CALLS. NOW
>>62009271It’s coming.
>>62009262IT'S ALMOST TIME ANON ITS ALMOST HERE
I am in a margin deficit. How fucked am I?
>>62009300he used his final roundhouse kick on the fake and gay stock market. hes a true hero
>>62009230There are people (normies) on Reuters articles making /pol/ posts and getting 90% upvotes ratios.As a goy who went to a Jewish university and schools and summer camp and dated mostly Jewish girls, at a time when the country is chimping about a guy named Epstein, when world leaders are accusing America of zog, when the democratic party is acting as the nonviolent wing of Hezbollah and an unapologetic antisemite runs nyc, I would really really appreciate it if joofrens could take a little siesta - a little breather.If you guys don’t chill and the normies decide they wanna do things 30s style I’m gunna get got with my background.Please, take a breath.
Trump please do something before the markets open on Monday
>>62009308cover now
>>62009297Can they stop devalueing my fucking money for even a ssecond?WTF
>>62009308Depends, are your positions going to appreciate out of the margin call or are you getting liquidated boss?
triple witching todayhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0xGPi-Al3zQ
>>62009230You bought that lie. Fool.
THE MARKET ALWAYS RECOVERS AFTER A MASSIVE GREEN CANDLE TO REJECT A NEW LOW. THE BOTTOM IS IN. CALLS, CALLS, CALLS
>>62009311Oh he's gonna do something alright.
>>62009067>cowardskekThis bloated little hand cunt has never thrown a decent punch in his life. Maybe to a 9 year old girl who didn't want to be raped. But he has dodged the draft, a lot. Why doesn't he use his MEGA USA USA NAVY if it's so easy?
>we are back at October lows
If Micron drops much more I'm finna slurp
>>62009191>When Chuck Norris does pushups, he doesn't push up, the earth moves down.>Chuck Norris can piss into gale force winds. Two I remember off the top of my head from high school.
>>62009313>>62009315I can just sell my positions. But I want to make sure I can salvage a little bit of the damage since this morning (-$2k at the moment).
>>62009143It will get the Scott bussy button. Dont even play with it.
I never really liked chuck Norris and thought all the memes were corny
The bond yield jump is due to the 200b in mil spending while having inflation and a huge budget deficit
>>62009327Prayer won't do anything.Think rationally.Can it recover or will the -2k turn into -5k?
The market reacted 10x worse to 'trade tensions between US and china' in October 2025 than it did to ww3
SCOTT BUSSY HAS SET THE STOCK MARKET BOTTOM AND OIL TOP
>>62009320damn how slow is this fukkin boat?seems like they've been talking about it being en route forever
>>62009321Why should we waste our resources when we're not even impacted by the closure boss? Seems like its not our problem to fix boss.
Oh shit its actually going back up
Good thing I have a job so I can keep putting money into my port.
we are back again
>>62009328Bussy destroyed the button with his prostate today.
>>62009332What is this, your blog?
Is this what we call bouncing off support
>>62009334Working so far. I give myself a limit at 1pm est
>>62009310no can do goy
fuck it, I slurped more defense
>>62009332The joke was that it was corny you autist.
WITH THE POWER OF BUSSY THE STOCK MARKET SHALL BE SAVED
>>62009339nope, any green is swatted down. one of these days i will learn to buy puts after the initial buys.
weve been bottomed for an hour. market isnt even sloping down. THIS IS THE BOTTOM
>>62009337Max speed is 22knots, which is about 25mph. Singapore is about 3400m away from the coast of Oman. Even if they were sailing at full speed nonstop in a straight line (which isn't possible), it would still take them the better part of a week to arrive.
>>62009332You’ve only got the balls to say now he’s dead. Pussy.
SNXX DOWN 20% ITS FUCKIN OVER
>>62009351BUSSYANT
>mutt 10 year is as fucked as ours and they still think no problemolol this is how your destruction will begin, unironcially mutted into terminal complacency while a legit retard launches vietnam 2.
Not a single pink wojak. Nothing burger.
>>62009355damn imagine traveling all that way just to get blown up for israellol
>>62009362BUT THE DOW HIT 50000
>>62009362We're entering the rise of Europe timeline and I love it
>>62009364well sure the market has gone literally sideways for over an hourthe pink wojaks happen when the waterfall happenswhich it wont because scott bussy will use his bussy to provide endless liquidity to the market
everyone keeps calling the bottom but it keeps dipping! It’s so over bros
>>62008905did Elon post this first?
>>62009369europe cant do shitthis is the rise of china and russia, and eventually bricswe thoguht brics was a joke. look now
>>62009332chuck norris jokes predate 4chan, facebook, myspace. it was actually a pretty significant cultural moment, it was the first time the internet had created a fad that broke nerd containment and went mainstream.
well, at least my losses on the indexes are so high that I am not really tempted to exit the market right now.I will just eat the inevitable 20% draw down and buy some more for the eventual recovery
>>62009371its sideways. the bottom is in. there is no new lowthere is obvious buying pressure at this level. it will go up. call buyers will just sit scared and then miss the move and chase later
>>62009375Europe doesn't need to do shitEurope is the new stable part of the world for investor money, you know like the US was before
It WILL slurp, trust the pattern.
>>62009369>The rise of Europe timeline
>>62009381europe cant even get oil, they have no economy
Something extremely kosher is about to happen I can feel it in my bones
>>62009383That just means this will be a 5 guys in the next 5 years. In exchange 35 new Aldis will pop up in the midwest.
>>62009385>what are the north sea oil depositswhere do you think BRENT comes from retard?
>>62009381Europe needs to get their asses off of cocks and go open the straight boss.
>>62009310Dude I'm literally Jewish (ethnic not religious) and my friends at work are telling me to my face "it's the Jews" when whenever Epstein and the Iran stuff comes up. I just say yeah. Everyone knows that Mossad and AIPAC are arranging this shit. I don't like it either. Dunno if I'm personally gonna get blamed but people are mad.
We’re about to rip toward being green and I bought puts, wtf
everybody not longing now has a deep seated (probably stemming from childhood) animosity towards wealth creation
We are 6% down from all time highs
>>62009399>>62009399>>62009399
>>62009392not from europe thats for sure
Glad I didn't fall for the retarded Netanyahu cope.
>>62009381Buddy the euro economy is fucked. No one is going to invest there with their fucked up taxing that's only going to get worse if they try to rearm or fix their failing welfare system
>>62009401literally gonna kms
I slurped some COHX. Yes yes, hehe haha hoho.
>>62009355they also rarely run sustained at peak velo to cut fuel costs
>>62009355Why in the fuck would anyone want to get on a boat and travel at grandma's cruising speed for 3400m? I'm sure that if they tried hard enough they could engineer 75 knots at least.
>>62009369As a European… no we aren’t. We’re in an even worse situation than they are. The entire continent needs to wake up and federalise before it gets squeezed even further between China and an increasingly antagonistic USA. At least one good thing from Trump is that he might speed this process up out of necessity. We needed large militaries, independent nuclear deterrents and nuclear energy yesterday. At least they are starting now but it’s too late.
>>62009385>everything is made from cotton ... uhm oilKys OPECnog
>>62009458Do you nigger even understand what federalization means? Europe needs more unity, a real army.
>>62009504yuropoors have killed each other for 1000s of years. The last ~80 years are a momentary blip
>>62009400Nice try Trump, I'm not going to stabilize your bags.
>>62009504So you think the next step is immediately becoming one country? Good luck with that
>>62009401Im down 50%
