Don't touch it edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates>NEW THREAD: Copy-paste the following when making a new thread:https://pastebin.com/GfB48W5GPrevious smigger thread>>62009909
First for laughing at bulls
NEW SPECIAL ADDED TO THE KEK MENUSOXL
Is it different this time?
Fourth for turning my Micron cultist coat. Yeah that helium thing is actually very bearish for us
>>62010618It is. It will not stop going down.
SHIT N PISS DOWN 100 POINTSTHIS IS ITTHE PICOBOTTOM
>>62010618The music actually stopped this time. It is ogre.
>>62010624My logic tells me it is because of energy inflation but I´ve been wrong before.
> nows
First for treasuries
Remember when everybody thought AI was going to lead us to a Utopia with robot waifus and shit? Turns out it was a big lie and we're actually just going to have a good old fashioned world war boss.
>>62010618this time it actually is
>currents
>>62010618yes but also no
orange nigger friday every day every week
>>62010639impossiburu
>>62010634always carry a critical spare
>>62010605>app glitches out and stops workingYikes
HAS ANYONE ASKED DOCTOR BURRY HIS OPINION YET
An aircraft carrier headed for the Strait of Hormussy just flew over my house
What stocks you think Chuck Norris owned?
>>62010655Just spoke to him on the phone, he says my cough wasn't a problem and that I just get some rest.
What will today's post-market geopolitical headline be?
>>62010655He warned us all to sell immdeiately years and years ago, its no one's fault but your own
You are supposed to be buying when others are fearful. Why arent you?
What’s up for grabs this November ? Is it both the house and the senate? I really want this worthless orange faggot impeached
>>6201067015 reasons why the war is over, and why boots on the ground is a good thing (and here's why)
>>62010605What was he thinking?
>>62010676i'm all out of slurpstop being fearful
It’s gunna breakAgainFor the third time
>>62010676You're deluding yourself if you think there's enough fear yet to buy
I'm fearful, but it will get more fearful
>>62010681>hmm, maybe the markets will dump and then I can buy a bunch and then announce the war is over and it pumps
https://files.catbox.moe/r7dq9p.mp4
>>62010681>if I don't touch the cactus, Israel will release the videos
Are we entering a bare Taylor market?
Who has the balls to buy right before the weekend?
>>62010694buy buy buy
>>62010694I'd enter taylor's bare market if you know what I mean
>>62010658Total Gym dot Com
>>62010618same as it ever was
I dunno why but I dont feel anything rn.
>>62010711I'm confused. Could you please explain it in simpler terms for me?
>he sold and went all in on oil?
>>62010711That whore has been fucked by so much big black cock that sex with her would be the equivalent of throwing a hot-dog down a hallways boss.
DONALD TRUMP.....!THE DOW!THE DOW!THE DOW IS 50 THOUSAND DOLLA......45 THOUSAND! 45 THOUSAND!
>>62010705Critical support levels breachedBUY BUY BUY>>62010717I mean I'd avoid eye contact and mumble under my breath before spending the next decade daydreaming about the married life we could have had>>62010720that's ok I'll just stuff it in sideways
>Initial reports that Qatar LNG repairs to take up to five years, costing $20B in lost revenue and crippling Chinese supply.
>>62010721this was the generational top signal
Use up this thread first, then come back to this one. Quit thread splitting.>>62009935>>62009935>>62009935
HOW ARE YOUR CALLS DOING ANON??? VTI GANG IN THAT ASS HOMIE
>>62010725>that's ok I'll just stuff it in sidewaysahh like me an my gookfu
>>62010735no fuck that guy, he split first so fuck him his thread will be ignored. don't encourage that faggot's behavior by legitimizing his fucking thread boss.
>>62010705I went all in on a market buy for BRNG 30 minutes before market close.Oil is currently trading $3 higher than when I did and is still going up.Pool's still closed.
I touched, what am I in for?
>>62010721This means we can release the files now, right boss?
how is nat gas down today I don't understand
>>62010681>It's a good idea to attack Iran so people don't pay attention to the Epstein files>Wait, maybe I should release the files so people forget about Iran>Everybody knows you could make money with this information, but only I know the timing
>>62010744Supremely based
>>62010750>long brent crudeHow will you know when to sell, though?
>>62010768You sell when the market absolutely heems itself and run as far as you can.
>>62010750>30 minutes before market closemeanwhile it's still 45 minutes before market close
>>62010768>How will you know when to sell, though?When lloyd's list says the strait is reopening95% of investors would not be able to tell you what that is or why that matters
>>62010787He's talking about the London exchanges.
>>62010768>>62010787It's an ETF traded on the LSE. LSE closed 2 hours ago.
>>62010737>ahh like me an my gookfupost pics
>>62010791>When lloyd's list says the strait is reopeningBut so many other traders have the same plan, right? Won't the price be relatively low by the time your sell order executes?
>>62010634>0:13>"hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh......">"Bloody. Bastarding. Benchot!"
>>62010816I don't need to exit at the exact top I just need to capture the majority of the beta
Jesus fucking Christ America. Get your fucking house in order.
>>62010830>Europe's job is to tard-wrangle America
where's the rescue pump???????
>>62010795>>62010803ah okthat's fagville so I don't keep up
>>62010830>vice president>of the orange turd, slave of the greater israel plan>"WTF EUROPE YOU SHOULD HAVE STOPPED THIS WHOLE IRAN WAR"
before you guys get retarded and become a panican, remember thisthe spy is literally at the edge of the weekly expected moveit went exactly where the options market expected it could go, and no furtherdoes that mean by right now? nobut what it does mean is that panic has not hit the market yet. this is not a capitulation
should I dump PBR or hold over the weekend>>62010861max pain was 677 retard
>>62010862max pain and weekly expected moves are not the same retard
>>62010851Anon I...
>>62010861Bro we are so negative gamma it's not even funny I want what you're smoking.We're at the 200 sma now too good luck finding support below that.
3:30 DUMP AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>62010830Very mixed messaging.Donny will be fucking furious.
im up $8 today
>>62010867You might be right but I wouldn't know and I refuse to learn.650 breached I'm all in SOXSsimple as
>>62010618depends on what they do next. if they keep blowing up refineries, then it's over.
>>62010873thats great im just saying this week wasnt the flushout, the panic, the capitulationwe went right where the lower weekly expected move was>>62010882you should learn, it makes days like this make more sense. theres no edge though. monday could dump too since we have not hit capitulation
>>62010882Same but with TZA and it's already printing in just an hour.
>>62010676because it will get worse. we're only 6 months down so far.
trump is the worst president of all time
looks like were getting some redemptions thoughi think some old people sold their stocks today, which is based
Why is the dump so small?? We are in unprecedented economic times
>>62010893I WILL NOT!650 no support til 480catch you suckers on the moon
>>62010681probably got too high on the Venezuela stunt and thought it would work the same way in Iranright now he probably doesn't give a shit though. his political career is ending with this term anyway and he used this shit for insider trading, so what does he care.
>>62010905oh no a gay war and some coward countries cant get oil anymorewho cares, america is #1
k here comes the big one. strap yourselves in boys
LNG is stored in the balls.And it seems Iran has caused Qatar to empty its balls.
>>62010905People are buying the dip with Klarna
We haven't even dumped half of what we dumped around this time last year
>>62010918buying the dip IN klarna WITH klarna, like a true nigger
damn this shit's really dropping, huh
>>62010897>it will get worse
>>62010922>>62010918you're truly retarded if you invest in that ticker
>he bought?>doomp eet again
>>62010917i wish Iran would pound my ass so hard my balls emptied
>spx 6480PLEASE SOMEBODY TAG IN DONALD TRUMP
>>62010914Unemployment rising among most of the developed world.Equities overpriced across the world.Private Equity shitting their pantsu.Credit cycle ending
>>62010893Two things were squarely capitulation this week, we had two days when every sector was down. So not down days where money was hunting we had sell fucking everything days.And what I've already alluded to negative gamma is breached and the market makers couldn't do anything about it. They're eating significant losses on the 6600/660 puts expiring today.There's also the larger macro where the sp has looked like it's been in a Wyckoff pattern since the beginning of the year and we've lost almost every meaningful TA support along the way this year already. As of today I don't think it can really be interpreted in any other way.
Imagine if we had a 1970's oil shock causing the SPY P/E ratio to tumble down to single digits from here.As long as you stay employed and can put money into the index for the next decade - decade and a half, you will be able to retire afterwards.
I bought the dip
>645AND IM FREEFREE FALLING
>>62010939jackass thinks if he gives fortune 500 his money they'll give it back when you're already dead
>>62010931>he sold?>pomp eet again
not even close to where they should be so i'm expecting further fallsthere is no good news left to drive this market higher, maybe a few days of consolidation early next week before going down again.... assuming nothing major happens in the middle east over the weekend
>>62010618This is the fall of America. Brazil will finally become the next great super power it was always destined to be.
>>62010917Lot of people don't realise those balls are actually quite cold most of the time.
>>62010937the market going down a couple percent isnt capitulation lol
I have jewish fatigue.
>>62010939>As long as you stay employed and can put money into the index for the next decade - decade and a half, you will be able to retire afterwards.You're assuming PE ratios will return to the current ponzi level after it's over. It's not normal for multiples to be this high.
$98.50 rejected Kek baggies
>>62010948Ok but what if Trump announces we've won the war again?
>>62010952Put your room temperature IQ hat on and address what I wrote. The thesis was never down some percentage = panic.
I bogled.
>>62010928it's a safe bet, too.if this were the bottom, it would basically be meaningless. what's some 5-10% in the grander scheme of things? that's nothing, if you miss it, it has no consequence.but if we go to -30%, then you'll wish you hadn't spent your ammo right now already.personally, I'll put another 5% of my initial volume in at -10%, then another 10% at -20% and if we go below that, I'll have to check the situation to see if I want to put in more or if we are heading for total global economy death
I am officially short tech long oil heading in to the weekend
>>62010955What are you expecting, fiscal discipline and austerity? There are no brakes on this train.
>I am officially short tech long oil heading in to the weekend
>>62010963your thesis is retarded and you are a dumbasstheres many instances of capitulation on the chart over the years. if you think today is it you probably opened your robinhood account last week
>>62010962doesn't work anymore, nobody believes itUnironically, you can only trust this has finished if you hear it from the Iranians lmao
>>62010949It's bungabunga time!>vengabus.wav
>>62010830>It's the Euros' fault we're so fucking retardedSo this is how the west finally falls huh
>>62010980Ok but what if he writes a thousand word tweet
>unemployed>getting unemployment>work for 1 day with the government doing elections stuff>my claim now says my problem is 'lack of work' and they're not paying out>have to call their office on monday>because I helped the government the government decided to fuck my assWhy the fuckdo they have os manyretarded bureacuratic inefficienciesdesigned to fuck you overThey did this in 2021 too and I'm seeing they still have "5200 dollars not paid out" on my unemployment from back then. I was younger and dumber, I should have kept filing and calling their dumb asses because I was entitled to money under the Trump Money Act 2 (TM) and then under the Biden Money Act 1 in 2022. Now that I think of it I coulda been unemployed to september, taken a job working in elections/with UPS, qualified for further unemployment in 2022 under the biden act and been kosher for over 2 years on free money. Fuck the government fuck the police.
>>62010605
>>62010962he'll need to actually win it. and not just>we pulled out but Iran keeps the strait closed and only lets those who trade in Yuan pass"won", but actually won.
>>62010990>Was on unemployment for 5 months>Played Runescape all day every day for 5 months>Just got a job as it ran outShould've stayed lazy brother
>>62010992no you stupid dumb nigger>>62010990koyori cute
>>62010990if you work, you lose
>>62010919people who bought SOXL on liberation day and held to today are still up 4-5x right now lol
fucked myself over selling a covered call again and the next day it pumped 10%
Ay yo, we is 5 hunnit below on the nasquack
we is finna slurp rite now niggas
>>62010910>used this shit for insider trading>what does he careBefore, the democrats went only after him personally, but now it will be his whole family and the inner circle.
>>62010879Donny does not remember what he had for lunch yesterday
>>62011001I'm not unemployed enough to know all the ways to game the system, they should probably not make it easy for people to work 7 months take 5 off at contract jobs or whatever while fucking over the wagiekind.But yeah in 2021 I should have worked harder to be lazy and demanded they pay out my money for another year or so like Trump and Biden intended.
>>62011005the liberation day episode is baffling in hindsight considering how heemed everything's been for the past half a year and the market just does not give a shit. It's like Trump going fine no 5000% tariffs gave everyone manic euphoria that's only now starting to crack
>>62011025the democrats won't do shit because they are just as corrupt and do not care if people suffer, either.
>>62010990Also if I had free money until midway through 2022, would have probably saved a lot more money and put it all into bitcoin or nvidia (like I planned) and woulda 10xed from there. The government literally prevented me from making it.
>>62011033>it's the government's fault I didn't scam the governmentshut the fuck up kike
oh no please make the capitulation stop!!!
>>62011005im up almost 400%
>>62010969>I'll put another 5% of my initial volume in at -10%, then another 10% at -20% and if we go below that, I'll have to check the situationI did something like that during the Trump tariff dump. Then I panicked and sold the bottom, not good. This time I plan to wait longer, buy lower and then not look at it for a while.
>>62010851there it is :)
>>62011026The donster has a historical trend for going out of his way to screw over people he believes have wronged him from before he became president. If curious, see the "hard talk" trump interview from the 90s.It's like a WWF grudge match thing.
lol this retard pump
>>62011048I have a whole year of expenses in an overnight account and I am (for now) employed, so I don't really have to sell any time soon.But I really hope we don't see some shit where it takes 10 years to recover. That would spiritually crush me.
>>62011010Ayo*Smack lips*AYODa line is red as fuck white boi
So the market makers lost trillions?
>>62011055Except Bibi threw him under the bus back in November 2020. Guess he forgot that one.
>>62011032>they are just as corrupt and do not care if people sufferno one argues that, but they will really wanna hurt Trump this time around. It looks like he's handing them the ammunition.
Trump says the war is won-ish and everything is going great and China and Japan should help with the strait
>>62011026 backwards
>>62011070And his accountant I think, in court. But obviously those are special cases.
Im gonna tell you what will happen. Trump is waiting for the markets to open.He is planning a military operation Friday or Saturday night.At that point he will either take Kharg Island or open the Strait. Don't say I didn't warn you.
>>62011083wow
>>62011097You still haven't posted your short position
Hope you guys bought the bottom today. War will be over by Monday. And then economic BOOM from rebuilding.
>>62011097*Waiting for markets to close, not open.
>>62011083>>62011026Damn, that's a rare post62011026 is 62011026 backwards
>>62011070Bibi has actual Epstein footage. Don will never go against him
>>62011097ah yes trump will take kharg island this weekend with his marines that are still 10 days away smoke some more newports sukdeep dalit and sharpen up your analysis
>62011097takes jeet nigger iq to come up with such a prediction
>>62011106Cope faggot baggie Ukraine war sent oil to $140 You dream of that shit faggot nigger. Enjoy your $97 dollar a barrel nigger.
Uh...... how fucked are we now? Give it to me straight
>>62011114Hex confirmed.
>>62011133if anyone could tell, then it would already be priced in
>>62011133If this lasts until the end of the month there will be major economic problems
>>62011074Reminder that most americans hated Hillary Clinton and yet nothing happened. I'm not an american so I can't say for sure, but do you really believe that your political system isn't so rotten that nothing will happen yet again?>>62011097Nathan Yahoo already said as much, and they need to open the strait soon, they don't have a lot of time before the reserves run out. I just hope that these boys are miggers and not innocent retards just trying to get by.
I didn't buy a single thing this week. Except for a delicious pack of 16 kinder bars.
>>62010651I love downtown. What episode is this bro?
>>62011139>Hillary ClintonhhhhhhhHHHHHHNNANANANANAARGH!
Trump says Chuck Norris was a great guy and a really good tough cookie
>>62010605Props for making the pastebin Baggler hates me because I accidentally baked propoganda
straddles expiring on monday are ONgive me your worst mr crab. can you keep this market from moving over the weekend?
>>62011155And I think your a faggot for informing us
Said 'fuck it' and dumped half of my life savings into the S&P in December.I want to fucking kill myself, of course I bought at the absolute top.
>>62011154crazy they had yearbooks in the 1800s
>>62011172the market does a good job making you think you cant do anything but get invested at topsyou shouldve been buying puts this week just to help mitigate some of that loss
>>62011166>buying straddles>in this volatility
>>62011172Did you tell us you were going all in on S&P? That would've been the most obvious sell signal
CRAZY HOW THE JEWS PUMPED THE SPY TO EXACTLY 650 BY THE OPTIONS MARKET CLOSEHOW DO THESE JEWS DO IT EVERY TIME
>>62011183greetings from scott bussy
>>62011180im more than happy to take a straddle with the vix at 27 and the vvix over130 thank youany gap and i win
>>62011183>how does anyone move markets?Money
Pretty much the only people who watch news in the US anymore watch Fox, and Fox says everything is fine and theres more or less a news embargo on anything bad happening. Normies are still only in "vaguely concerned" territory and are going to get caught by surprise when they find out their retirements died. It's a bit funny, really.
how are you leveraged gambler retards who brag about your 20-30% gains on green days doing now?
>>62011154*would
>>62011155He better. Because even deceased chuck could roundhouse him into another time zone. Possibly even more powerfully than in his mortal form.>>62011172Lines. Hold zem.>>62011174Imagining her as a vampires daughter only makes it hotter.News just dropped a new business plan: get into plastics manufacturers. They need the spice (oil).
>force majeure
>>62011172You've got nothing on me. I've put all of my life savings in the market in February literally days before the war started. Things have gotten better since I've started hedging though but still.
>>62011042The govenrment is literally run by kikes. Why do I constantly see dumb shitposts like this on 4chan.>nooooooo don't take money from the bank and then fake your death and move to thailand aieeeeeeee you're a jewThe bank is literally run by jews, are you stupid or something?
come on bussy push it to 660
My WEAT calls puked it's fucking over
My broker is a Niggerfaggot.Both their website and app start glitching and slow down during the worst times.I lose money. Their tech support does nothing.What do I do?.
Guys its friday he's going to announce something retard isn't he
>>62011193jokes on you I only watch news articles from popular mechanics that show up on my feed when I go to google more anime girl asmr.
>>62011210no crying in the casino
I voted for Trump because I thought it was funny. Just make it all go away please
>>62011211i hope so i want to see the market get crazythis eod desperation pump is pretty conducive to further selloff over the weekend
>>62011211IDK he might be switching to his recluse dictator phase.
>>62011133red chili pepper zone
>>62011195still up 46% ytdwhat did you buy SCHD
>>62011218Voters are idiots ahahahaha
>>62011203are you fucking stupid? It's not the kikes fault you won't take their free money dipshit. You are literally less functionally intelligent than a somalian immigrant
At this point would rate cuts even fix the job market? The tech companies doing massive layoffs aren't hurting for cash, they're doing it for the AI push.
>>62011211He's already doing the retarded stuff. He needs to go full sperge on the straits and get that sonsabyitch up and running.
>>62011218t. too young to vote for harmbe
>>62011225you will lose it all eventually like the dumb fucking nigger you are
>>62011235what would fix the job market is creating more jobs that pay a livable wagebut maybe we dont need jobs anymore and we can just get neetbux instead
>>62011245you sound mad
I voted for this
>>62011247>neetbuxWill cease to exist in <8 years
slurped PLTR and ANNA this ah
>>62011245up 391% on the three yearall realizedwhy do you reddit niggers come in here and seethe about how fucking good we are at what we do? you wanna fuck with the best or not?
>>62011252well whatever the universal basic income is that doesnt allow us to own anything or be happy
I voted for this that's why I bought oil.
>>62011217This isn't on me. It's their fault.
>>62011257>on the three yearOH NO NO NOyou arent back to breakeven from where you started, are you
I don't get it.I try puts when it goes down, it goes up just before my moneyI try calls when it goes up, it goes down just before my moneyOr, I MAKE money, but it's like a maximum of $20 off a $200 contract.And yes, I bought EVERYTHING up and coming. Oil, war stocks, gold, all worthless!
>>62011264:)how can losses be real if you just close the account and switch to a new broker?baggies hate this one simple trick
>>62011260You could complain to the company or their regulator but unlikely that anything would come of it unless you have really nailed on proof they acted maliciously or incompetently
>>62011267real shit right there. alcohol helps too
>>62011218you voted for a conman who said anything to stay out of jailyoure a fucking retard who should lose the right to vote instead of women
>>62011266They purposefully oscillate the prices within the domain covered by retail leveraged trading to liquefy the orders.
>>62011258>universal basic incomeLol. LmaoYou WILL work 11 hours a day for a literal pittance so that you can barely pay rent for your share of a storage room/studio apartment with 8 other people, and you WILL thank your CEO before buying your monthly slop ration.
My net worth has not moved since last OctoberIn fact it has gone down slightlyThat's if we include my wageslave salaryMeanwhile real estate continues to skyrocketI will literally never own anythingThe jews have wonThe jews never loseThey have not lost even once in historyThey are the chosen peopleI am truly just goy cattle for the slaughter
>>62011276if the jobs dont exist we dont have to work anymore doe
>>62011266keep trying bby girl. the 40x jackpots like SMCI puts today are just 1 click away
>>62011277Real estate hasn't moved in like 3 years. Quit crying rentoid.
>>62011268>unless you have really nailed on proof they acted maliciously or incompetentlyHow do I even collect proof?They slow the fuck down during blood red and neon green days.When I call them to put in an order for me I am 3rd or 4th in a queue.I'm paying extra for better service to these niggers. It's gotten worse this year.
>Iran doesn't want a ceasefire? They must be winning. If I say I don't want one, then I'm winning
>>62011300>Were winning>as iran undoes decades of oil fields
>>62011283No they aren't, it'll dip 0.40% then go up 40% as I make a put
Lads I have an ideaThe stock market may be rapidly crashing but if we all agree to put some money into one stock (say $GME) it will moon and we will all get rich whilst everyone else ropesWould be an epic pwn
>>62011211in 8 hours it will be announced the US has launched a ground invasion of Kharg island coupled with massive missile and air bombardment of iranian positions.
>>62011312AND WHAT DOES THAT DO IF WE HAVE ZERO STOCKS OR CALLS OR PUTS, FAGGOT!?
>>62011276americans are armedBoomers will try to enforce landlording and people will just kill themThey'll be bewildered because this isn't how it's supposed to work, since jewing people is how they functioned their entire livesLol Lmao
>>62011249you voted to shred boomer 401ks?
>>62010618It's worse
>>62011303Pushing up demand for US oil isn't a good thing for people who don't want the US to dominate global oil trading.
>>62011321you think the US leads in oil production?
>>62011316Well sweatie if you own zero stocks I guess you're in cash?
>>62010681Thinking?
>>62011317>Boomers will try to enforce landlording and people will just kill themJust like when the pedophilic cabal was unveiled or when hordes of spics stormed the border or the 2020 election was rigged? Nothing ever happens
>>62011272You know ever since I stopped drinking my trading has improved boss.
>>62010694Sorry but the hormussy is sexier, wetter and tighter.
desperate retail slurpy slurpy
>>62011312they don’t even have the troops physically in the Middle East yet
>>62011337tempted to dump on the AH slurpers...
>>62011297I guess your best bet would be notes, as detailed as you can, about specific instances where you were effected and what the normal is. You are probably best off just moving to better broker though
>>62011344you better dump on them soon... they are getting cocky.... it just keeps going up
Good thing we all sold our SOXL at the obvious top right/smg/!?
>>62010830But France fucking told that was a fuckhuge mistake and a fucktardation, which, of course, lead to muh freedumb fries, as if shit couldn't be any dumber.Exact same shit is brewing right now. It's fucking tiresome.
>>62011355Haha...
>>62011331I want you to know that I can kill a 75yo with my bare hands, I don't even need a gun, it's very easy to kill old people.
>>62011325The US is literally 16% of the global supply and growing, genius, it is the largest producer.>>62011343Just watch and learn, newfag.>>62011355Jokes on you I never bought.
>>62011363>The US is literally 16% of the global supply and growing, genius, it is the largest producer.no its not lol
>>62011357god i forgot that happened
My sources tell me that Iran just struck a damn on the island of Oahu, Hawaii. Looks like it's time to send some of the proverbial boots to be placed on the proverbial ground in the proverbial country of Iran boss.
>>62011218You're dumber than a fucking female. Imagine that. We need an IQ test before any election to get voting rights.
>>62011389i don't give a damn
JUST NUKE EM MR.PRESIDENT-SAMA
>>62010858It says Iraq, retard, Vance was talking about 2003. Anon is saying he's a hypocrite and the government is composed of incomps.>>62010879See above, and also, that twitter post is from 2025, which you'd know if you'd read it more closely.
>>62011401I don't give a fuck what you care about. I hope they pull your draft number first zoom zoom.
>>62011218Based
>>62011407they'll draft you and your gookfu before they draft me
>>62011218You play stupid games you win retarded-ass nigger prices
>>62011414We're too old, they'll have to kill about 250,000 of you zoomers before they even consider conscripting me and my gookfu.
>>62011309
>>62011218Not me. I voted Trump because I knew he would maximize human suffering globally. All I desire is pain and misery for this worthless world.
Now that we are in a confirmed bear trend, what are we buying? SOXS?
cant believe this world got so retarded that chuck norris couldnt live in it anymore
>>62011440LMAO BOY YOU SURE GOT THAT WRONG. LOOK AT THAT GREEN CANDLE WOOOO
>>62011432babe...
whats the news saars market just went nuts
IM THINKING THE BUSSY IS BACK
extremely kosher price action after hours
pretty sick 5 dollar wick on the shit and poop etf tbqh
monday is going to be a huge move in this market, i cant wait
>>62011440Yeah I'm holding
i slurped
i think insiders bought before the news drops
>>62011464>>62011445You are right, bear trend has reversed, SOXL is the play right now
The tightness of tje Hormussy is SURREAL
>>62010830holy shit this is literally a cry for help ahahaha
>>62011472But SOXS shorts SOXL...
>BREAKING: Trump weighing to send thousands of US troops into Iran, according to multiple sources - NBC News >One option under consideration is to deploy troops to Iranian ports or islands in the Persian Gulf to protect shipping in the Strait of Hormuz
>>62011500Suicide.
>markets close>oil markets close>Trump makes his statement ~15 minutes afterAt what point is it considered manipulation if he does this literally every single week
>>62011500If this was china two thousand years ago, trump would be sending 60 million americans to Iran
>>62011500i hope those troops love drone sniping
who even believes this guy anymore
>>62011500We're going to dilate the strait of hormussy with thousands of soldiers. Deal with it.
>>62011500How do a few thousand troops stop them launching drones at tankers from hundreds of miles away…
>>62011527>>62011527>>62011527
>>62011515why Trump keeps announcing "strategic Trump victory" finally makes sense
>>62011517Back in the days of the roman empire etc, states would have 10% of their population as active combat troops.
>>62011523I believe he's considering it, oh yeah....
>>62011525It just does, okay?
>>62011500I told you all there's always some scamwick announcement after market close on friday
>>62011540Like fucking clockwork. It's disgusting.
>>62011500Can't wait for the FPV deaths, and them being desperately banned fro Xitter. So much for ''free speech''.
