Chose the bear edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates>NEW THREAD: Copy-paste the following when making a new thread:https://pastebin.com/GfB48W5GPrevious smigger thread>>62010605
It's over
We're so back
Bros...
>>62011523is he trying to go for some reverse pshychology here
>another friday night close blatant manipulation by trumpIm so fucking tired of this shit
>The U.S. is preparing to deploy elements of the 82nd Airborne Division into the Middle East region -CBS>Trump says that the US is close to achieving its war goals and is "consider[ing] winding down our great Military efforts in the Middle East.">Trump weighing to send thousands of US troops into Iran, according to multiple sources - NBC News I don't know what to believe any more.
who in the genuine fuck is reading these Trump tweets and then thinks>yeah this must really be the end this timeand buys?
>>62011550What I believe is that Bibi owns Trump and therefore he will order boots on the ground kicking and screaming and pissing and shidding himself.
> futures
>>62011554I literally just did. Don't cry when you're too late.
>>6201155440% of america is right wing white, and therefore believe every word trump says. They also have money from back when right wing whites used to make money like cars and oil etc.
>>62011554algos
>>62011550They send in the Marines, fuck up the Iranian army, then wind down
>>62011543>>62011550If you fall for this for the millionth time by now bro...Anyways track the Military assets and where they're staging not this faggot niggers constant double-speak words
>>62011559There's not even 40% white people in USA
>>62011543I believe so. He must be trying to get the element of surprise after announcing he was sending all those marines.
>>62011550Listen, nigger.King Jew will get what King Jew wants. Thousands of goyim zogbots will be killed, Iran will fight a long war, global fuel and food shortages are going to show in a month or two, and basically you're fucking retarded.Subscribe to my newsletter to find out more
Massive TACO pump on Mondaywe are so back
>>62011550Follow the money. They asked for 200 billion (will end up being 600).There, you know everything you need to know.
>>62011577It won't happen this weekend. If there ends up being boots on the ground it will be next weekend at the earliest. Way too many men need to be moved and the Marines are still days away from being in theatre.
>>62011577If this happens I'm cutting and running. Hopefully gold keeps falling.
>>62011554The average American.
war is over, baggies capitulated, grannies are calling their stock broker to buy back all of thier general mills
global banker war 3
Golden opportunity to buy Xiaomi. Prove me wrong.
Lads, surely this shit isn't going to pump on Monday? The masses aren't that retarded are they?
>>62011593They are.
>>62011593Nah Trump will say something retarded in the other direction before the weekend is over.
>>62011557they're so cute bros, I want to raise one I can ride into the NYSE
If only the market was as smart as 4chan chuds
>INTC
>>62011590I had one of those phones in highschool
>>62011607this but unironically
>>62011610Ooof
Did he ruin the weekend oil trade?
How do I long asian women and short white women?
>>62011603Trump is gonna say something like this Ww will not deploy the 6 million golem troops because we are in talks with iran right nowThis will pump the market and he will send the golem anyways
>>62011603He's already said that he's close to pulling out, which it's beyond retarded considering his continued build-up in the area. I'm guessing that will be enough for another pump before total collapse?
>>62011610Bearish for soxl keks
>>62011620>"winding down" swap options>TACO futures
>>62011620That's Iran that has the say in this. *Blows up the saudi memepipeline*
>>62011620Wait until tomorrow and he will say the opposite no doubt.
>>62011630I wanted to make some easy money trading oil once the American markets closed. Last 2 weekends were epic.
>>62011620is he actually getting close to breaking point? Or is that more cope on my part. Irregardless, how will the Iranians react even if he does withdraw? Doesn’t seem likely they just reopen the strait without something in return…
>>62011639Trump fucked himself because Iran would have no alternative but to build a nuke now.
I want to keep stacks boomer rocks, but I'm pretty sure they're going way lower. Any thoughts? I'm up on the gold I bought a few months ago, but down on the silver.
>Jannie- ARE YOU OKAY, JANNIE?!>Jannie- ARE YOU OKAY, JANNIE?!>Jannie- ARE YOU OKAY, JANNIE?!>Jannie- ARE YOU OKAY, JANNIE?!>Jannie- ARE YOU OKAY, JANNIE?!
>>62011639>>62011634>>62011623>>62011625>>62011630So far, he would throw his temper tantrums once the markets closed and wind down 5 minutes before the futures market open. This time is unironically different.
>>62011610>garbage game has garbage support
>>62011651Shit is falling like a rock to 50 silver /3600 gold. I won't buy more metals until then.
>>62011620crazy how the shit and poop ripped up 10 bucks in 2 hourskinda wish i went straight calls instead of straddles but its a long time between now and monday so maybe it all goes the other wayanyway, crash canceled, market saved, america #1
>>62011653So, what you're saying is - that we were always at war with Eurasia?
>>62011653Probably just trying to put pressure on 'allies' to join his suicidal thunderrun up the strait.
>>62011656It's a great game though.
>>62011662well we know he went into one of his rages when the entire world gave him the fingerthis isn't about reality, it's about his ego
>>62011658I want to believe it, but I'm just not convinced. I can see silver maybe wicking to like 55, but 3600 gold seems mad. Fundamentally it's still strong, and no one is selling their physical, surely paper contracts can't account for 40% of the market?
>>62011659>>62011661>>62011662
>>62011651I'd wait for oil to drop a lot mire before buying
Wired more to my account for the MAJOR PUMP on MondayGod Bless you, Trump!
>>62011620Market is pricing in taco IMOIf he goes through with the operation which will be done next Friday after markets close then oil will gap up like $20 I bet.I think monday is more of this week, growing panic but people still betting on taco, gay trades and fud all week
>>62011662What pressure? The US fucks off and everyone agrees to pay Iran a small fee in gold/yuan to cross the strait and it's calculated into global trade as a 0.25% tariff whilst the US collapses as the reserve currency.
>>62011667The US base in Kuwait was just hit. Looks bad. Maybe he's just beat?Who the fuck knows with this orange buffoon?
Very natural looking graph lmao
THE SPY IS NOW OFFICIALLY BACK TO WHERE IT WAS AT 9:40 THIS MORNINGNICE CRASH BOBOS
>>62011679Yeah the US would legitimately lose the petrodollar which is hilarious to think about as a possibility.Won't happen though, not without a fight because he'd get murdered irl before that happens.
>>62011688This is institutions setting up the dip buyers with a -20% week
>>62011639If Trump cuts and runs I think Iran and Israel probably keep going at it and Iran sets up a toll to cross the straits
>>62011691absolute delusion, no offense
bussy running out of cash to short with
>SCHD is greenSheesh talk about a nothing burger crash.Anyway it's a warm Friday no chicken fry because Lent.Thinking a little bit of fish cry.
>>62011702would explain the selloffs in metalsraising capital to short oil with, lmao
>>62011698> Friday goypump in AH no less is totally real guyscute
PANICANS IN SHAMBLES
>>62011715its gonna be a miserable weekend for bobo
>>62011719cant believe people fall for this shit every timeOH MY GOD THE SHIT AND POOP IS DOWN A FEW PERCENT ITS ALL OVER TIME TO PUT MY ENTIRE LIFE SAVINGS INTO PUTS NOW
btw kek oil baggies, just looked at hyperliquid, holy shit
More confirmation trump lost Iraq. Victoria base at Baghdad airport is no more.
>>62011685stop noticing...
>>62011712>>SCHD is green>Sheesh talk about a nothing burger crash.>Anyway it's a warm Friday no chicken fry because Lent.>Thinking a little bit of fish cry.SCHD I think is about to rebalance out of energy stocks right as they have become overpriced, and before they revert to meanSCHD could be one of the top performers this year, just naturally rebalancing by coincidence
>>62011685get sharted on nigga
>>62011730I always she these posts and think oil actually went down .then I look and see $98 oil lmao
Why are we dumping
>>62011698Do you seriously see this giga inflated jewish casino continuing to pump? Maybe 20% is a bit much, but 10% from where we are now if definitely on the books. I might start being a degenerate and doing futures if there is a Monday pump
>>62011744its 95 now
>>62011621Impossible, it’s asian women that are short and white women that are long (tall)
All this talk about a Monday pump is on its way to convincing me the whole thing will rug.
>>62011746rip your face off rallies need to rip faces offthis is just the beginningidk what will happen between now and 9:30 am eastern daylight time monday morning but blistering green is on the table and is more likely than red right now
>>62011750oilbros... it's over...
SPY pumping in after hoursholy shit I timed it well. sold all my shorts about 1 hour before market close. SH and PSQload off my mind really. not sure what I was thinking.I have a feeling Mr. weekend warrior taco man is about to do some shit on the weekend to ease the oil problemsor maybe just make them far worse. but didn't want to take the risk that some miracle TACO ceasefire deal would destroy my shorts
>>62011750Okay you got me again but that's the last time you cheeky cunt
What is it specifically that makes miggers so retarded?
>>62011764congrats on evading the bear trap frentheres some very scared bobos that bought puts at the close who are gonna be sad>>62011768it is at 95, hyperliquid says so
>delusional baggies buying into the literal mossad copium that the four day special military operation to de-Islamify Iran will be over in two more weekInconceivable!
>>62011760You're my liquidity now, I guess.
>>62011771They're literally paid shills posting from an israeli government bunker. I am being 100% serious. Why is this so hard for you guys to understand?
>>62011776seems like a waste of resources
>>62002938
>>62011772When I googled hyper liquid I got what looked like a crypto scam Shame on you shill
>>62011780The billions the US sends every year has to go somewhere.
>march/april>do some insane shit like tariff the world or attack iran>markets tank>chicken out within a month>markets recover hugelyi notice a pattern
>>62011785https://app.hyperliquid.xyz/trade/flx:OIL
>>62011773>>delusional baggies buying into the literal mossad copium that the four day special military operation to de-Islamify Iran will be over in two more week>Inconceivable!you're right that the war won't end soon. probably at least another 2 weeks of heavy bombardment, and 4 weeks total of major air strikesbut iran has already taco'd themselves, and now they are charging a 10% toll fee to let people go through the chokepoint they seizedand we all know orange man really want to relieve the pressure on oil pricesthe only wild card here is israel... and that is the issue isn't it? they probably won't stop. and keep hitting energy infra in iran, especially if they know the retaliation is aimed at muslim oil countriessomething watch moving forward. does jew man stop hitting oil infra?
>>62011789I recognize the url so ya that was the site its crypto right?
>24hr volume: $3Moh...he's retarded
>>62011780>>62011787No, they understand that 4chan has traditionally been upstream of all internet culture, so they have invested enormous amounts of resources shilling here. If you control 4chan, you control the whole narrative on the internet. The israeli government has had dedicated astroturfing for Trump on here since 2016, and they have probably been active on 4chan long before that.
>>62011799>website that just posts twitter screenshot >upstream of culture
>>62011784that kind of shit is what I was afraid ofshorts at very very high right now, which is a bottom signal. Which is crazy since we're only like 7% from ATH, but... something made me freak out and sell my short ETFsI don't think the war is over, but I feel like iran is going to let more ships through.and then a little bit, and a little bit more, then the market freaks out and over reacts based on iran increasing traffic from 2 boats a day to 3 boats a day>BREAKING: 50% INCREASE IN OIL TANKER TRAFFIC THROUGH HORMUZ!!!!just didn't want to take that risk, either going up or down.
would be based if drumf turned on israel>>62011795its blockchain but its legit>>62011798do you know how big the volume is in the weekend cfd markets retards here post? the truth might surprise youanyway the hyperliquid oil chart is literally the oil chart, its not wrong. oil is 95.5 right now
>>62011800Kill yourself, retard. 4chan sets internet and youth culture.
>>62011800it didn't used to be like this
>>62011789lol what kind of oil is that though? Imaginary oil? Oil token?
>>62011784Always bet for the military that just had high level purges fucking up and then doubling down. This is gonna be a long one
>>62011788>>march/april>>do some insane shit like tariff the world or attack iran>>markets tank>>chicken out within a month>>markets recover hugely>i notice a patternyephe does freaky shit every time the market starts going sideways, then tacos if it doesn't worknotice in the tariff tantrum, the market was already losing steamsame hereI think it's at least a part of it
>>62011800It used to be. You can't co-opt culture though you can only suppress it unfortunately which is why this place is a steaming shithole now of random ass retards trying to co-opt what they can't have and killing it for everyone
>>62011670We're one tweet away from world peace
>>62011799>>62011805>If you control 4chan, you control the whole narrative on the internet.lmfao oldfag pls go, the internet has changed. 4chan is for brownoid turdworlders and nobody cares about it except the jews and government agencies who try to bait you into doing and saying stupid shit
>>62011798dude he literally called SPY "the SPY". You are chatting online with a shudra
>>62011807its just a market that speculates on the price, same as weekend cfds. anything can happen at the official futures opens but these things are getting more and more accurate at predicting futures opens
>>62011771Corn syrup retention.
>>62011788>>62011809Guess who’s retarded and made their big purchases in January 2025 and 2026.
>>62011812Imagine posting this garbage while literally half the planet is repeating /pol/ talking points about israel. Kill yourself, retard.
kek oil baggies
>>62011620Honestly making this about Arab defense is a slick maneuver, we need to keep painting Iran as wild man that was stopped just in time, make stronger allies in this area and it gets Israel off our back because “we didn’t do this for Jews it was for everyone “. That would actually work.
>>62011821because its so revolutionary and new to blame it on the jewthe rhyme was on purpose
>>62011816I'm sure it's approximative and not entirely off the mark, but it's also not precise because oil as a commodity is very varied.Saying that predictive market is at 95 means nothing if you don't compare it to the difference prices within that commodity.
>>62011823how slick is it compared to the hormussy?
>>62011792>but iran has already taco'd themselves, and now they are charging a 10% toll fee to let people go through the chokepoint they seizedAnnouncing a tax system isn't a capitulation until they open and actually let people through while taxing .That can never even collect that tax until they get a peace deal so pool will stay closed >orange man wants Bibi dont care and that's who's at the wheel
>>62011827Wait, I just realized you're the jewish oil shorts shill. Opinion discarded.
>>62011834i dont shill oil shorts i just say kek oil baggiesi also complain about jews constantly look at my hundreds of posts this week about it
>>62011799Kek, this shite has been irrelevant since 2016
I'm all for global intervention and world policing, as long as it's done smartly
nigga posts on 4chan thinking hes on the world stage and everyone is watching, lmao
>>62011832>Announcing a tax system isn't a capitulation until they open and actually let people through while taxing .they already did though. a ship went through after paying a 2 million dollar toll>>orange man wants>Bibi dont care and that's who's at the wheelHere's the part of the post you didn't read.>the only wild card here is israel... and that is the issue isn't it? they probably won't stop. and keep hitting energy infra in iran, especially if they know the retaliation is aimed at muslim oil countries>something watch moving forward. does jew man stop hitting oil infra?
Yes, I’m sure these guys will achieve super intelligence
>>62011848But anon.... They are.
>BREAKING: "Saudi Arabia has agreed to open King Fahd Air Base in Taif, in western Saudi Arabia, to the Americans for its war on Iran," - Middle East Eye.>"The attitude in Riyadh has shifted towards supporting the US war as a way to punish Iran for strikes on the Kingdom," - US and Western officials told the Middle East Eye.>"UAE Foreign Minister Sheikh Abdullah bin Zayed told his counterpart, US Secretary of State Marco Rubio, that the UAE is prepared for the war to last up to nine months," - A US official tells the Middle East Eye.Saudi oil going to get whacked.
If you still fall for the grifter in chiefs desperate pump headlines you honestly deserve to be down -20% or whatever you are.
>>62011559Rent free
>>62011859big brother palantir is but not actual people
>>62011863Schizo in Chief
>>62011841>>62011844Go throw yourself in the nearest oven. Buy every oil dip.
>>62011869kek oil baggie
>>62011568>Le 56% memeThat was debunked a decade ago.
>>62011863He's not making the decisions.Also I was wondering whether the jews would go for some warcrimes. It's Eid in the middle east, so why wouldn't the jews blow them up to screw with their celebrations?
>>62011663yes another "great" game you'll play a few times and forget ever existed
FYI: Rubio and Trump are both at Mar a lago. Something big will happen this weekend.
>they believe the meay 2M$ toll shitLmao. I already said earlier it was bullshit, and I stand by it >>62008232I've lost count on how many times they said bullshit to suppress oil prices. Muh teleporting transponders, HELLO?
> People thought he was going to be just a trillionaire with the SpaceX IPO.>Instead he’s going to be a 2 trillionaire. 1 trilly from SpaceX, and another trilly from tesla as gas hits $8 a gallon people turn to the world’s most dominant EV manufacturer in mass.
Hello? Can someone get me the MOS shill? Its okay, I can wait. I just need to have a quick word.
I started investing in January this year, realistically how long will it take for me to break even? I should have just been happy with my 4% savings interest even if it was taxed as income
>>62011882look look look it might not be the runner okay
>>62011883You'll be fine. Just pick up some KMB. They're the company that makes those diapers you're wearing right now.
>>62011883Who knows? It's possibly not even the bottom yet
>>62011874I was just winding you up. I haven't gamed since 2005. I don't even know what you're on about.
>>62011882I'm sorry to say, but if you'd done your research, you'd know they use potash which needs to be mined (rip miners).
>>62011879>Muh teleporting transponders, HELLO?they are turning them off my dudeand iran is still doing shadow fleet stuffas well as electronic warfare spoofing radar signalsI'd take whatever the official transponder traffic tracker website size with a few grains of salt
>>62011903The latest trash game released to the masses to lap up as part of their identity. I keep up with the scene but I don't play games much anymore really either. They're almost all trash.
SGOV pays 3.57% risk free instead of negative whatever you’ll get in SPY this year
>>62011799This is a little off. No government is forward thinking enough to actually try and use 4chan in the way that you are describing. It's very difficult to affect the crowd and with userbase like 4chan has, and usually not a worthwhile investment.What glowies actually do is borrow things from 4chan and other cultural fonts and then use them for their own purposes on forums that reach a wider audience and which are easily controlled, like reddit which is very suitable for that purpose given the upvote system.If you mean jews, we have always had a lot of jews, because jews on average are pretty high iq and high iq people do not enjoy discussion in a censored/ad-hoc glowie environment.
Well, just open a long on brentoil on hyperliquid. Bessent doesn't have that much power during the weekend and people are starting to get tired of TACO. Got a good stop loss and will let it ride. If it goes well, I'll close it a few hours before the futures market opening
How does he keep winning bros?This man is going to be so fucking rich with everything going on right now.He’s gonna make RTX baggies look like a bunch of poorfags.
>>62011810>You can't co-opt culture though>literally stole and repackaged the culture and music of the Caribbean and made millions and millions of dollars doing it as a blonde white man from Tupelo Mississippi
>>62011890diaper niggas
the fact we are already back at 660 shows this wasnt the real dump but just another crack. stay short.
>>62011978i probably should pick up some spxs before afterhours closes
>>62011663it's garbo, just like intel GPUs
>>62011963For me it's looking forward to which way I get fucked by futures sunday night
>>62011965What does scam man have that competes with RTX ?
>>62011985If this >>62011620 desperate TACO doesn't work and we pump during the weekend, just go short right before the futures market opening.
>>62011963>Well, just open a long on brentoil on hyperliquid. Bessent doesn't have that much power during the weekend and people are starting to get tired of TACO.holy shit that massive drop at market close
>>62011987Kek
>>62011990>What does scam man have that competes with RTX ?US Govt announces that tesla man will receive the contract for america's ICBM fleetRe-usable ICBMs based on the latest starship designThe Pentagon estimates re-usable rockets for their ICBM fleet will cut costs and allow rapid reuse and deployment of american nuclear justice, any where any time, multiple times if necessary>REUSABLE NUKE MISSILESThink about it bro
bros i stirfried some cabbage (poverty meal) and it tastes like i dumped straight wasabi in the panwtf is thisapparently cabbage has compounds in it that can taste spicy like thatnever encounted this before
