AI bust edition>Latest developments on the illegal and unconstitutional US strikes against Iranhttps://iran.liveuamap.com/https://x.com/sentdefender>Some helpful links to numb the painhttps://findahelpline.com/https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/https://www.whitehouse.gov/refundshttps://jlingz.com/>European indiceshttps://live.euronext.com/en>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesprevious smigger thread>>62011527
>>62012446what irrelevant country are you in?
>>62012447>Latest developments on the illegal and unconstitutional US strikes against Irankys brown
>>62012454oh missed your a leaf nevermind
>>62012458fraud market strikes again!
>>62012461The entire market growth has been in AI is the point.
gonna be a loooong boring night here at smg...who's got some links to better stock market reading for the weekend
>>62012468I'm just gonna get drunk and hopefully by the time I wake up something interesting will have happened.
Yall bought the dip, right? lmaooo
>>62012470>hopefully by the time I wake up something interesting will have happened.Like what?? a burning oil tanker? another blown refinery? NUCLEAR missiles???
long oil short tech short spy long shipping long space
>>62012473i did but i forgot the chips
>>62012478tickers....?
>managed the covid recovery>put the country on track to 2% inflation>good relationships with allies>BTFO'd Russia in Ukraine with old US military equipment>started zero wars>did not disrupt trade>presided over booming economy and stock marketBRING BACK SLEEPY JOE!!!
>>62012482I miss him so much bros
>>62012482>ZERO SCANDALS
>>62012482Bring him back!!!
>>62012482please wake up joe biden please wake up
wonder how things are going during the kamala timeline
>>62012482We love Old Joe don't we folks
do these guys just exist for dramatic reaction pic memes and as propaganda to support the idea the clown market has some sort of 3rd derivative relationship to physical reality?like, what do they actually do when trillions of pennies are being shifted around by supercomputers inside of hollowed out skyscrapers every picosecond?
>>62012447Mumu. You did have some oil stocks in your portfolio right? Like you didn't just go all in on AI memestocks and pennyshit miners.... right???
>>62012494Same reason people go to sports bars to watch sports.
>>62012505hooker waittresses and coke in the bathroom?
>>62012482I MISS YOU!!
What sounds good from McDonald's tonight?or Taco Bell?what's your picks
>>62012482Erm what about the 13 national heroes who died in the the DISASTROUS Afghanistan evacuation LIBERAL?
>>62012509>coke in the bathroom?I thought there were glory holes in those
>>62012482>be Kamala harris>go on the view, the audience is just retarded stay at home moms>they ask you the simplest question possible, what would you do differently>say NOTHING AT ALL>even the retarded view panelists are shockedI mean it's not even an underhanded throw with a softballIt's like she was playing t ball and missed the ball 3 times >insane laugh
>>62012511get me a BBCW(black bean crunchwrap)
Winning, so much winning. Bigly.
>>62012516you ever play golf babe? i did for a bit, and my mom wants me to do it again. i have no depth perception though and i miss the ball all the time.
>>62012516Yes, Harris was an awful candidate, but I expected my countrymen to be intelligent enough to know that a guy who kept screaming >I WILL SUCK NETANYAHU'S COCK EVEN HARDER THAN I DID IN MY FIRST TERMwas going to suck Netanyahu's cock and betray the country if he won.
>>62012520>says a completely different thing every sentencekek
>>62012520the hormussy is clamped shut thanks to trump
>>62012517vegetarian?
>>62012528i think they just like bbc (black bean crunch)
I think it opens 600 points in the red (nasdaq) but recovers by EOD monday, setting the stage for an EBIN bounce.
>>62012528ya
>>62012482>does nothing>winsmeanwhile Trump:>NOOOOO YOU CANT JUST DO NOTHING YOU HAVE DO DO SOMETHING EVEN IF ITS STUPID!1!>does some stuff>its pretty stupid if we're being honest with ourselves>crashes the world economyyeah I'm giving the W to ol' Joe so far
>>62012478Space is literalyl tied to tech.>>62012482The market collapsed in 2022 and inflation ran to 8% because he decided to rpint money that went nowhere, then it almost crashed again in 2024. Joe wasn't just asleep at the wheel, it almost killed america.
>>6201251640% of democrats plan to vote for her in 2028 even given this evidence.>>62012522No one wants to vote for your pajeet, canadian faggot.
>>62012539Iran was acquiring weapons of smash destruction
>>62012494i think they make trades for big banks or some shit
>>62012545bearish for smelly groomer autists
The jeiwsh empire starts another war, the golems buy more dollars and dumps my boomer rocks, miners, divvy stocks, tech stocks; make it make sense you fucking niggers. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHYHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>62012540>has to fix trumps bs
>>62012516it hurts every time you ignore me, i wanna be part of your life. going to the gym, worried tonight, had a scare last time. if it goes well though i'll post a pic in /cbt/ and i hope you take a look. love you babe.
>>62012520
>>62012540>He's a literal voting NIGGER>In 2026Kek. Pathetic.
McDonald'sTaco Bellwhat food items you investing besides black bean crunch....
>futures
>>62012559Ol' del paso' - (tinned) refried beans.
>>62012482>started zero warsDemoniggers actually believe this
>>62012562ok I'll bitename 1 war he started
>>62012556You sound like the type of nigger that can bench 60kg
>>62012564Ukraine, Gaza, (failed) retreat out of Aghanistan, Yemen, etc. All on the cusp of nearly 10% inflation, doubled gas prices to appease fake environmentalists for two years and locking down the entire country over a flu. I will never forgive leftists for what they did to this country.
>>62012454> what irrelevant country are you in?usa
>>62012565that's about what my squat is -_-but i bench 200 lbs 4x5 @ 183 lbs
>>62012570>Biden started Ukraine, Gaza, Yemen>The retreat/end of Afghanistan is "starting" a warRemember... MAGAtards really believe this...
>>62012556there's a cock and ball torture general?
>>62012570I genuinely, unironically believe we should round up people like you into concentration camps for extermination. Not because I disagree with you politically, but because you and your ilk have lost your grasp on reality. It's not possible to live in harmony with people who look up at a bright blue sky and loudly proclaim it's green.
>>62012585ask babe, she would know better
you all want to talk about what cryptos to buy since that is 24/7?aren't boomer stocks hours outdated by now,? why should the stock market ever be closed in this day and age ..
>>62012599>why should the stock market ever be closed in this day and ageto give jews time to do aftermarket manipulation
>>62012595if I can just make a good enough trade maybe babe will torture my cock and balls (mostly balls)
>Trump can just declare victory and the war is over>That's how wars workHow come both retail and institutional investors are so retarded? Why do people exaggerate the competency of the markets?
>>62012516Its almost like Democrats have been cheatmaxxing for so long they forgot that sometimes you have to be competent.
>>6201264490% of people are fucking retarded bro
>>62012572wow its fucking nothing!
So it's been three weeks now and oil isn't back down to $80 yet
>$6 for a bbc wrap at taco belloutrageous. time to short taco bell
Oil is going to crab at $90 guys
Oil is going to $90 max, they already priced in worst case scenario smiggers said so
>>62012579this nigga cant even bench 2pl8 lmao
>>62012656there is going to be a major supply shortage of oil and heavy demand. logically shouldn't 3x long wti or uso be the right way to go? all in?
where's that drunk euro that posts all night?
UAE is oversold, this guy slurped up those CHEAPIES at a bargain price of $19.83
>>62012668who?
This was the response I got when I said that Trump announcing the $20 billion insurance offer almost three weeks ago wouldn't have any impact, boy do I look stupid in hindsight LOL
Oil opened at $110 that day
>>62012675some boozed up euro I think, keeps the thread alive we could use someone like that tonight
shut up faggot
>>62012695Point out which one of the screenshots was you LOL
>>62012691I remember this, were they right or wrong
>The top officials in the US government are watching What's Going on With Shipping to get their ideashttps://youtu.be/Q6QwL49NK4g?si=-mu87M-Obh5mRab1&t=452
>>62012699It crabed the 19th, then dumped today.
>>62012705This is retard thinking btw and poisons your future planning.
>>62012703I have been posting for days about the record amount of options expiring on Friday and how the market will be down more than usual and I just got the usual "nothing ever happens" "it's priced in"
Im willing for my bags to take a hit if it means that arabs wont hold the world's energy by the balls, and im not even American.
>>62012703>then dumped today>>62012711I've been saying for days that this is going to be the crash. wouldn't buy any socks at all right now. maybe short almost everything.maybe buy oil and lng
>>62012716When people see financial articles that talk about the markets regarding things like a lot of options expiring or see an article that is talking about an analysts note to their investors the reaction from retail investors is "priced in" or it's a lie/psyop even when it isn't
>>62012716I was a retard and doubled down on a fertilizer stock yesterday. I was up 10% on the week then shot myself down 15% yesterday just from that. I still think it’s a good buy, just waiting for it to drop down to support levels. I had a limit sell too that I got rid of and let it drop another 10%. Sometimes it gets the best of you and you chase like a retard.
>>62012701Literally the only piece of good news I've heard in the US's favor in this warThey better do what he says
>>62012482>Doesn't rape kids and get blackmailed over it.
>>62012447In other words jews fucked themselves? Kek.
Get fucked baggies. Taco ready to pull your rug.
If you didn't position yourself correctly after this you only have yourself to blame
>>62012734>Says this going into the weekend to try and temper oil futuresHe does this constantly, the pentagon requesting $200 billion for the Iran War says otherwise, remember to follow the money
Nice big double digit SP500 loss this year + interest rates staying the same or going up and massive increase to consumer goods prices and gas/food.Great, what an assfuck. Guess I'll sit on my balls for a couple years.
I'm just waiting for the big heavy hitters to start withdrawing from the markets than we can really start seeing Ai boom and tech reset to some what sane levels , absolutely everything is way to high this war gives perfect opportunity for it to finally reset plus it just makes sense it needs to and should, the whole world economy is bogged down at minimum of 20%
>He does this constantly, the pentagon requesting $200 billion for the Iran War says otherwise, remember to follow the moneySounds like cope. He hasn't said anything about ending the war until tonight. Oil baggies about to get rugged. Thanks for playing.
>>62012743why can't you short a bunch of things on the way down
>>62012734>>62012739Also the fact they just dispatched even more marines to the Middle East, the USS Boxer and the 11th MEU, but given markets didn't react like they have in the past I think they've finally learnt
>>62012747putting in a retail short position sends a direct alert to JP Morgan and Goldman sachs to rug you at exactly the right time for a giggle
>>62012746>He hasn't said anything about ending the war until tonightHe literally said it was "nearly complete" two weeks ago and says it's will be over "soon" dozens of times a week you lying shitskin
>>62012482>flood the country with turd world animals
Trump will be the greatest president in history after he rugs oil trannies
>>62012752It will be over*
>>62012746dude you have like 10k in your poorfilio relax
>>62012750how can they just single out your short when tens of thousands of retail shorts are active at the same time? not saying they don't do it, just how they do it
>>62012757oil is in high demand, oil should go up even if hormuz opened tomorrow with no restrictions
>waahhh the three week war wasn't instantly over. War will be over by next week. Hope you're positioned for $70 oil.
>>62012761Sounds like the tranny kid is jealous of my trading abilities again.
>>62012771I love when this guy posts because you're know he's fuming so hard
>oil is in high demandHigh oil prices makes demand goes downAll of you niggers are retarded in this zoomer reddit thread
>62012771pretty sure this boils over to ww3 I mean he already says we're doing cuba next and sense we're taking an island, china probably thinks they are entitled to an island taiwan... and we're off
>>62012773>Only made money on calls>Lost money on puts>Continues to post about oil baggies and oil is going to instantly drop to pre-war levels overnightLOL
Im fuming yet im 216.99% up YTDMeanwhile tranny child has yet to post his oil long Kek baggie
>>62012782By your own post you're only making money from oil going up and lost nearly $2000 on oil puts
>62012782why you have to be so obnoxious and rude about it? we're people mean to you here? drinking?
>By your own post you're only making money from oil going up and lost nearly $2000 on oil putsWhat is this inane faggot speak Never (you) me again I will explain for your retarded brain. I bought calls on oil while it was ignored by retarded niggers like youIm buying puts on oil nowOil is like up not even 1% in five daysHow could I have lost thousands with no movement on 4 month expiration putsYou are truly retarded.I understand why you're an oil baggie now. You're low IQ.
>why you have to be so obnoxious and rude about it? we're people mean to you here?>drinking?holy reddit go back
>>62012796>Claims to have bought calls on oil while it was ignored>Actually bought them after the war started>Bought puts on oil 9 days into the warLOL
Still no screenshot of oil faggot's YTD losses bagholding oil at the top.Kek baggies Truly pathetic people Just go back to chainlink
>holy reddit go backthere is nothing going on here, reddit might be better tonight
>>62012800>Claims to have bought oil while it was ignored PicrelatedI was buying 10s of thousands in xom too at $100 I'll make you look stupid in front of everybody.I do this for a livingYou're just a reddit tourist from pol who needs to go back.
>>62012805>there is nothing going on here, reddit might be better tonightYes please go back there and stay permanently preferably. How will this faggot tranny cope now that I posted receipts that I predicted the oil crisis in the Iran war with >>62012806Post more cope so I can kill you faggot
>>62012806>Bought calls only two weeks before the war after the market on oil already started to move from the mid $60 range to the mid $70 range>Bought calls over a month after the US started moving assets en masse to the region after Trump said help was on the wayLOL
>>62012802What's with the turban images?
>>Claims to have bought calls on oil while it was ignored>Actually did>Predicted Iran war from the beginning>Profited off of it>Is now shorting my oil tranny long the top meme position>I am a pol newfag to biz longing oil at the topYou are incredibly pathetic.
>>62012644>>62012660>>62012656>>62012652>>62012674Thank (you).
Yeah yeah that's right tranny. Post your little cope greentexts. Those are only the calls I bought on fidelity, I also bought UCO and futures contracts as well, days before the war officially began. Meanwhile you're a newfaggot tourist pol tranny from reddit who still hasn't provided a screenshot of your fomo faggot meme buy of oil at $114/bbl like the rest of reddit. The thread can see how much of a coping little boy you are.I actually do this for a living. You don't. You dream you did.
>>62012811You didn't because you bought calls after the oil market had already started going up in price and a month after the mass buildup of US military assets
>62012808sound like a very terrible rancid disgusting person. hopefully you lose everything and all bad things happen to you. you're not bantering your just mean spirited and rude.
>Oh, oh you didn't because! Because you... Already started... Ohhh im coping!Shut the fuck up faggot. I already told you I bought tens of thousands of dollars of shares worth of xom before the war ever was even theorized at $100. Meanwhile you are a coping tranny with not a single dollar of profit screenshotted. You are modern biz, a stupid pathetic faggot that can only (you).Believe me when I say I am not intimidated by you at all lmao I will keep posting and making predictions here and you can't stop meThere's a reason why im up 216.99% YTD and you're down -100% YTD faggot kidYou could only dream of trading like me
>>62012644>>62012684Based screencapper dabbing on nonces.
Not a fan of pajeets in my thread, very bad for digestion
>>62012819Your only prediction is that oil will fall in price to $80 next week(You've said this for a week now, showing you're already wrong) despite the fact you constantly shill against oil and seethe at these imagined "oil baggies" the biggest loss you've shown is from oil puts, so if anyone were to take your advice they would be broke
>I hope you le heckin lose everything for being heckin unwholesome chungus and meanToo bad that's now how the real works kid. Im very rich, don't worry about me.
The fact is this kid got blown the fuck out. I predicted the Iran crisis while you were jerking off to tranny porn. You're some faggot late to a literal reddit crowded dumb money trade and you get so pissed off at my oil puts it's hilarious. How will you cope when oil is $80 next week?
>>62012822
>>62012734>trump says "im not going to tell you what im going to do its a war you fucking retards">trump then says "it's over!" >trump then says "it's so back!">trump then says "it's never been more over!" >trump then says "it's more back then its ever been!">brainstemlets continuously hear what they want to hear
>>62012828>How will you cope when oil is $80 next week?ok now I want to see you buy a put wherever oil is now and ride that to $80 than i would be ok calling you oil goat.but $80 oil ain't happening no way
>>62012832But this time he feels it in his bones
>>62012644>RNSometimes I forget it's been like 7 years since 2019 and we literally have 25yo people who were dumb teens before covid now posting about fucking oil calls like they're geniuses or something.
In hindsight merely selling my crypto for a 10x like I planned and then fomoing into GDXU in september like I wanted to (but pussied out of) was the ideal setup. I mean shit dude the October and January tops were so obvious, and I would have sold on January 1st anyway for tax reasons. I literally sold GDXU (not all in) right before that shit crashed to hell in october. It would have been so easy with all my brain power in at 140 out at 240. Fuckin blap blap motherfucker n shit.The biggest facotr in luck is not getting lucky, but having the balls to let yourself be right for once, by merely taking the shot when the shot presents itself.
>>62012773>The jeetspammer's puts only go in the money when USO drops below $90 which is roughly where it was at when WTI was trading at $76/barrel>USO benefited from extreme backwardation to shoot $23 past the benchmark its tracking>June futures are selling for $94That money is gone bro
why tf rocks dropping so hard
>>62012864i hate that i knew exactly what will happen geopolitically and i thought i traded accordinglybut currently i'm down on natgas, wheat, almost wiped off my aluminum gains, bigly down on silver
>>62012864Because inflation and they expected rate cuts but instead you're more likely to see rate rises, gold isn't a hedge against inflation despite it being commonly said, it's a hedge against currency debasement which is why rate cuts cause gold to go up and rate rises or lack of rate cuts cause gold to go down
>>62012884so why buy gold instead of a stock market ETF?
>>62012889I don't recall saying to buy gold
>>62012905The shit you smiggers say is hilarious and I can never tell if the person is serious because the people here are just so retarded
>>62012864treasury yields are up
What stocks should I buy to profit from a second holocaust? Technically the first one, but I digress. Do you think BAYRY or IBM are still good plays? Are there any companies that specialize in making industrial ovens?
>late night /smg/ is just literally pajeets using the general as designated shitting streetCrypto was meant to be containment. RIP space cowboy
>>62012907what are your big brain money plays
>>62012929Long term leveraged short in my national securities exchange
https://x.com/SecScottBessent/status/2035131840604881359they are releasing the... KRAKENI mean iran oilmaximum pressure, except not maximum pressureToday, the Department of the Treasury is issuing a narrowly tailored, short-term authorization permitting the sale of Iranian oil currently stranded at sea.At present, sanctioned Iranian oil is being hoarded by China on the cheap. By temporarily unlocking this existing supply for the world, the United States will quickly bring approximately 140 million barrels of oil to global markets, expanding the amount of worldwide energy and helping to relieve the temporary pressures on supply caused by Iran. In essence, we will be using the Iranian barrels against Tehran to keep the price down as we continue Operation Epic Fury.This temporary, short-term authorization is strictly limited to oil that is already in transit and does not allow new purchases or production. Further, Iran will have difficulty accessing any revenue generated and the United States will continue to maintain maximum pressure on Iran and its ability to access the international financial system.
>so here's going to be what we do. You're going to double down on being an idiot
Trump deploying more marines or ships means nothing, he can just reverse the order whenever he wants and it will happen. TACO is still well within reach, by Tuesday preferably
>>62012938and iran is going taco on japan's access to oil tooSeems like they are really buckling to the pressure of the biggest customers of oil from the persian gulf.most especially china, who is very angry at iran now. but also india, and now japanSeems like iran and america really want to step away from the whole "fuck the world's supply of oil" plan.not sure what this means for the price of oil, because both govts are so incredibly inept that chances are, this attempt to relieve pressure just makes the problem worse
>>62012938But won't China just have to get their oil from the international market now since they can no longer get it as the blacklisted off market sanctioned oil which will create pressure on the price of oil?
>US10Y>4.392%Aren't we supposed to refinance a third of the entire national debt this year? How the fuck is that supposed to work without getting a sovereign debt crisis?
>>62012465Does AI work with higher energy prices?Asking for a friend
>>62012938>>62012941>>62012942Literally the only reason they're doing this is as a last ditch hail mary to prevent their oil shorts from blowing up. There isn't enough physical oil to cover their shorts, and they know it. All the other stated reasons are cope.
>>62012447high oil cucks everything not just ai. if that's the thesis this year is a waste. put your money into a hysa and wait for trump to get bored
>>62012943>How the fuck is that supposed to work without getting a sovereign debt crisis?Magic. Don’t worry I bet they will greatly extend welfare and the military budget too.
>>62012943>How the fuck is that supposed to workyou keep refinancing your national debt with more and more bonds, it's that easy
>>62012864All the oil rich gulf states have been buying gold silver stocks bonds everything for years, now they aren’t making any money no spice is flowing so they will sell everything and anything to get dollars
>>62012944Yes, AI already isn't profitability it costs more to run AI than they get from the limited amount of users who currently pay a subscription, AI is currently heavily subsidised, Anthropic's filing in their court case with the US government has shown they've made $5 billion in revenue and spent $10 billion just on building and training their AI, that doesn't take into account future costs to maintain it, costs related to staff, etcThe profitability of AI hinges on AGI, which we don't even know is achievable and if they did achieve AGI the government would take it anyway, they're not going to let a corporation have that technology
>>62012873I blew my account up trying to leaverage trade natural gas lol, the market is fake and gay
>>62012944AI works at any price until they can’t pay back their debt. Just like they’re doing now.
>>62012952Isn't profitable*
>>62012950If you refinance your debt to higher interest rates when you're already struggling to make the interest payments, that means you have to take out even more debt to fund the interest, which pushes interest rates higher, forcing you to take out even more debt in a feedback loop that causes a sovereign debt crisis. I can't believe I have to spell it out for you gullible retards. But who am I kidding, you're a 1PBTID yid in a bunker trying to muddy the waters on purpose.
>>62012939sure. goodnight babe. i love you so.
How do I stop being poor?
>>62012967Short oil
>>62012447At least the author said boom instead of bubble.AI must be the last great achievement of an information society, so it stands to reason we will continue to strive for it until we have made it. We have been dreaming if the thinking machine since before the first mechanical computer was a reality. A minor war with backwards theocrats will not stop it, especially not when the end goal is so close.
>>62012976AGI isn't happening bro
>>62012981Its obviously gonna happen bro. Or do you think the brain is really super special somehow?
Give me 1 reason why I shouldn't short everything I can
>>62012940Isn't there someone you forgot to ask?
>>62012967No joke, companies that offer holocaust services and holocaust accessories will be the next big thing after this war. >>62012927 Last cycle this was extremely bullish for BAYRY and IBM, but there will be lots of new blue chip up and comers that you can scoop up this cycle. You can get in on GEF, GEO, and DOW really early right now before the upcoming bullrun. Holocaust stocks are easily going to be ten-baggers, at minimum.
>>62012987The markets will rebound bigly as soon as the strait opens, and you will get rekt.
>>62012591>we should>we
>>62012993>markets will rebound because I said something will happen in the futureThe only one getting rekt is you when I liquidate your longs
>>62012942>But won't China just have to get their oil from the international market now since they can no longer get it as the blacklisted off market sanctioned oil which will create pressure on the price of oil?yes that's exactly right, which really pisses off chinait makes russia very happy thoughso it's a tale of two proxy relationships
>>62012961>pic relnice chick. fuckablerapeable even
>US Pres. Trump: I Think Israel Will Be Ready To End Iran War When US Wants To End- On Kharg Island – I May Have A Plan Or I May Not- On Opening Strait Of Hormuz: You Need A Lot Of Help, At A Certain Point It'll Open Itself- Japan, Korea, China Need To Get Involved- Iran Is Finished From A Military Standpoint
>>62012967>>62012974>>62012992I need real advice anons.
>>62012999Enjoy being poor.
>>62012986Even if you grant AGI is possible what makes you think LLMs are going to achieve it? You have senior people like META's former head of AI leaving to found his own company that will focus on world models and reasoning, you have figures like Ilya Sutskever co-founder of OpenAI and was a co-author of the study which began the current AI revolution when they used Nvidia GPUs to train LLMs, he has since publicly come out and gone back on his stance and is now saying LLMs won't achieve AGI
>>62013008Enjoy getting dumped on loser
How do I deal with depression IRL stemming from my loses in recent weeks?
>>62013001But the downward pressure on oil will only be in the short term due to the increased supply but longer term it just means China now buys off the international market competing with everyone else for the same supply
>>62013008hear me out, I WILL buy oil at negative $3 a barrel, you will be paying me to take your oil
>>62013017>losesWhat kind of losses are we talking about?
>>62012447So are we going to finally get another epic recession or Great Depression era? Way too much uncertainty right now kek
>>62013021Im leveraged on 2x TSLA
>>62013023
>>62013019>But the downward pressure on oil will only be in the short term due to the increased supply but longer term it just means China now buys off the international market competing with everyone else for the same supplyiran tried to close off all oil coming from the persian gulfchina gets 90% of its oil from the persian gulfin any case, this massively increased the price of oilchina is very dependent on oil imports.This is very bad for china.It is however, very good for russia. much of their economy comes from oil exports.russia big happy, china big mad.
>>62013025>Im leveraged on 2x TSLAif you don't sell, it will probably come backin any case, you DID diversify your bets, amongst 10 good ideas didn't you anon?
>>62013007I am giving you real advice. Holocaust stocks are going to be in extreme demand, globally, as the only viable way to end this war and prevent it from happening again. Another sector that would likely benefit are repossession and asset recovery companies. Ancestry.com would be a great buy, but unfortunately it went private.
>>62012960just to amuse you, I imagine you already know about AT0000A2HLC4, that famous austrian bond expiring literally the next century (there are others too)bond market can be a joke, but I'm not gonna die on this hill
>>62013008>>62012993
>>62013023Well besides the 2500 marines from the 31st MEU aboard the USS Tripoli and the 2500 sailors on the USS San Diego and USS New Orleans the US is also sending the an additional 2500 marines from the 11th MEU aboard the USS Boxer and now also the 82nd Airborne Division to the Middle East as well and despite the pentagon requesting $200 billion for the war I am sure Trump is 100% serious when he said yesterday that's he's "considering winding down the war" so there will be no recession let alone another depression and this will all be over by the next market open
>>62013029Iran has been exporting more oil since the war than before the war started, China has gotten over 11 million barrels from Iran since the war started, the US has knowingly allowed this to transpire, that is oil which has taken away demand from the international market as it's off market sanctioned oil, now China will be competing with everyone for the same supply of oil
>>62013035The market for those century bonds is going to be absolutely tiny, and they'll have an even higher interest rate. They have to refinance over $9T of debt this year, and rates are quickly headed to 5%. This probably why China warned all of their banks to sell their US Treasury bonds a couple months ago.
>>62013046*This is
>>62012996Yeah "we," I also agree with that guy. I've long come to accept that your kind are just below normal, functioning people and thus deserve no rights
>>62013051Sick of people acting like people in the markets are smart when you have this >>62013038happening and this is how they react, it's like Trump is punching the market in the face while saying he's not doing it and the market reaction is to believe what they're being told despite all the evidence to the contrary
>>62013030haha y-yeah i totally hedged too
>>62012516kek, pretty much. with the advantage of hindsight, Trump was probably not a great choice, but with all the information people had available at the time of the election, he was the easy pick between the two
>>62013046the us debt is huge ofc, but I don't think it will ever be considered a real problem by any administrationI see any politicial preferring strategies like currency debasement or partial insolvency of bonds than going for an actual solution like cutting government spending (imagine the us cutting by half their military budget and what it will mean)
>>62012938>temporary pressures on supplythat sounds awfully optimistic
>>62013069>currency debasementStill spikes interest rates and causes a sovereign debt crisis.>partial insolvency of bondsStill spikes interest rates and causes a sovereign debt crisis. It doesn't matter if they see it as a problem or not: interest payments exceeding available tax revenue is a hard reality.
>>62013072Yep, it's like there's a bowl of water and a cup of water, China has been using the cup while everyone else has had to use the same bowl, now they're tipping what's left of the cup into the bowl and China has to drink from the bowl as well, it's going to push prices up after the initial increased supply is gone
>>62013044>now China will be competing with everyone for the same supply of oilAccording to whom? Your retarded delusions?
>>62013079>stop thinking about it, you antisemites!Buy every oil dip.
>>62013079There's only a limited amount of Iranian oil left that's already at sea, when that is gone which Bessent says is anywhere from 10-14 days where will China get the oil they had been getting from Iran? The same shared supply as everyone else you fucking moron
>>62013083>The same shared supply as everyone else you fucking moronWhat the fuck are you even saying? Are you fucking retarded? Iran sells to whomever they fucking want. Do you think whatever a geriatric pedophile says has any bearing on this? Secondly, other countries have been given permission to cross the Hormuz if they trade oil in Yuan. That if something is easing pressure, but not really because the US can't allow the total death of the petro dollar.
>>62013092>What the fuck are you even saying?What I am saying is very clear, are you illiterate?> Are you fucking retarded?Clearly you are>Iran sells to whomever they fucking wantSo you're just an ignorant nigger voicing their stupid opinion, got it, just so you're educated China buys 80% of Iranian oil, it accounts for 13% of Chinese crude oil imports, now that source of oil is gone China will need to find a new source for 13% of their oil imports which means they will have to BUY FROM THE SAME SOURCES OF OIL AS EVERYONE ELSE, Iran doesn't have the ability to ship any oil what's being shipped is what's already at sea and in storage at Kharg Island, Israel destroyed over 30 Iranian storage depots earlier in the warYOU DUMB FUCKING NIGGER
NIGGER
>>62013111Checked
>>62013103>now that source of oil is goneIs the "gone" with us in the room right now anon?
>>62013115Yeah, the destruction of their oil storage and refineries nearly two weeks agohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOLYEJP6zo8
>>62013044>that is oil which has taken away demand from the international market as it's off market sanctioned oil, now China will be competing with everyone for the same supply of oilright exactlynow china won't get cheap bad guy oiland oil prices around the entire world will be more expensive, so the REST of the oil they buy will also be more expensivethat means china gets hit with a double whammy.so china big madbut russia big happy
>>62013115>>62013135https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MH7QIa9Vpshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CH1V1KCv6HAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WspbyC4pIB4No idea why a politics nigger is here, especially one so uninformed
>>62013038>I am sure Trump is 100% serious when he said yesterday that's he's "considering winding down the war" so there will be no recession let alone another depression and this will all be over by the next market openno one is going to stop fightinghowever, us and iran both are trying to relieve the pressure on oil pricesisrael is the wild card here thoughand also the rebellion if it does actually happen. will that throw iran into chaos, and cause a bunch of dummies to just start firing missiles into the gulf? maybe
>>62013062>haha y-yeah i totally hedged toowell now you learned your lessondiversify with at least 10 good ideas. so that if one of them fails, you are still okayyoloing into 1 "great" idea can work but it's not a good idea.It's better to risk 10% of your money on 10 different bets which you believe have a positive payout but maybe one of them goes bustif you keep yoloing, then eventually you will blow up your whole portfolio on one bet that goes the wrong way.
>>62013103>So you're just an ignorant nigger voicing their stupid opinion, got it, just so you're educated China buys 80% of Iranian oil, it accounts for 13% of Chinese crude oil imports, now that source of oil is gone China will need to find a new source for 13% of their oil imports which means they will have to BUY FROM THE SAME SOURCES OF OIL AS EVERYONE ELSE, Iran doesn't have the ability to ship any oil what's being shipped is what's already at sea and in storage at Kharg Island, Israel destroyed over 30 Iranian storage depots earlier in the warit's actually even worse for chinkland kekthe asian oil price is higher right now because the 3 prices have divergedso now there are 3 oil pricesamerican, wtieuro brentand chinese/asian, which was/were dubai and oman crudechinese obviously are paying more chinkbuxx for their oilit's pretty sweet being american
I like you guys so I'm going to let you in on a secret.Ships are slow. They do not move as fast as tweets.The clock is ticking.
Iran still hasn't ceased attacking energy infrastructure in the region either, they attacked the Mina al-Ahmadi refinery in Kuwait yesterday causing several fires and unknown damage to the refinery and Houthis have been attacking the Saudi Red Sea terminal and SAMREF refinery
>>62013149Houthis are not fighting. This is misinformation. Hamas has told them to withhold fighting, Iran is alone.
The funniest thing about the Houthis is that their name doesn't mean anything, it's just some dude's name.Imagine if there was a group of pirates attacking ships in the US Gulf called the Trumps 30 years from now.
>>62013153Saudi Arabia has confirmed attacks on its Red Sea terminal and refinery, so who did it then?
>>62013154>pirates in the gulfnha, but I can see some mad max style gang being called the trumps after some 3rd american civil war or somethinglike in the 2040ies or soonish
> Psychologists explain that people born in the 1950s aren’t just resilient — they’re the last generation raised with the assumption that life owed them nothing, which created a baseline expectation of hardship that inoculated them against the entitlement that erodes persistence
> Psychology says the reason most boomers struggle to apologize isn't stubbornness — it's that they were raised in households where admitting fault meant losing the only power you had, and vulnerability was punished so consistently that saying 'I was wrong' feels like handing someone a weapon
Anyone else extremely stressed? I'm in mid 30s, trying to trade up so I have enough money to afford a family and it's just not going as well as I need it to. Also the last time I had a gf was more than 10 years ago.
>>62013168the hardest part to starting a family is convincing a woman to settle down with you (who isnt fat or schizophrenic)
>>62013168>1920 + 106>investing in womemesat this rate i can retire in my mid 30s, why would i let anything ruin that?
>>62013178if your penis fell off I could see why this would be a tough decision
>>62013179do you think married men have sex?
>>62013168I'm stressed but it could be worseI don't really love my job but I don't really hate it even if it eats most of my lifeI don't really plan of settling down though, so there's not so much stress on that sideyou try to grow your money the best you can to have some good time for yourself later, hopefully
>>62013182this, imo the main reason you want a partner is to have someone you can rely on which has your best interest in mind
>>62013168Nope. Early 30's here and just have some money in ETF's tracking broad indexes. It's slow and boring, but that's perfect for me. Being under sucks, but that's expected, so I'll just keep buying until the market starts moving up again, even if it takes 15 or more years. Best upkeep<->returns ratio of investment I could find.
>>62013182yeah probably. definitely more than I do.
>>62013168Im late 30s and im started gambling on the markets again to try and escape the rat race.Naturally the moment I do so it all goes to shit, even though I picked mining stocks which were supposed to be resilient but actually fair the worst.
>>62013197I had some mines too when it all went to shit, I gambled on another taco and got burnedsometimes you just have to keep some assets till they turn green againmost of your folio should be in broad indexes though like >>62013189 said
>>62012570just remember that MIGAtards actually unironically believe this
>>62013168Im 25, went from investing montly into ETFs until I realised theres no point to doing that in this nigger market and my gains were pathetic, meanwhile I got bills to pay and I'll soon need to splurge on a car plus I need to start dating again so I dont end up an incel at 45, women cost money tooim now full on stock picks, though im not bothering with options yet because I cant afford to get rektim still green ytd, but the iran war really killed the momentum
Looks like they found the bad guys blocking the straight of hormuz. Hopefully shinra can get rid of them so we get cheap oil again.
>>62013200This is terrible cope after being burned. Playing broad indexes doesn't work in this market unless you do it aggressively. You'll just lose return to inflation or circumstance. Might as well go into real estate.
>>62013207>25i wish i had just invested in broad index funds at your age instead of being a stock-picking retardguess everybody has to make their own mistakes
>>62013207>the iran war really killed the momentumthat's what etfs were made for, they shield you during bad timesyou need some form of income though to start, which etf investing cannot beit should be your job and yes, trading can be a jobbeing 25 you should be considering investing in a career though, you you probably already didbad times will pass btw, and sorry for the rambling
>>62013213you should diversify with real estate, but only after 100-200k invested imo
>>62013213>real estateCould be great, but it's quite a hassle. If you just buy property to appreciate over time, from what I've read it doesn't historically grant the highest returns (though it could just be how things will work from covid onwards). Buying properly to live in/rent sounds appetizing, but there's quite a lot of work and expenses with opportunity costs associated with it, especially if you take a large mortgage. Honestly dealing with tenants sounds like the last thing I'd want to do.
>>62013214idk man I get being careful about the market conditions, but I need the money sooner rather than later and I dont want to get into debt to buy things I need>>62013217yeah, I got a career as a software dev, got in during the covid boom in 2021 and managed to keep myself in the game through the layoffs and AI crazeIll probably rotate back into etfs at some pointits all just so gay
>>62013220It doesn't. It's also not without risk. But putting it into perspective, to beat the S&P500 in the past 10 years you'd have to do a +100% over 10 years, adjusted for inflation.That's not an incredible RoR, considering what some really basic blue chips did.It's also a lot more viable to go into indexes if you already have money.
>>62013244>if you already have moneyWhich form of investment that doesn't apply to? Personal growth?>+100% over 10 yearsHonestly if it's after inflation adjustment I'd be perfectly fine with these gains. If it's with close to 0 work with not much risk I'd take it. It's actually above my expectations which would be like 7-8% Anything above 5-6% p.a. after inflation adjustment seems good to me. Yeah, there sure are ways to make much better returns, but I'd really need to be convinced about the investment to avoid fucking up. With indexes I have a pretty firm belief that they'll appreciate if I just hold and downturns aren't even all too bad as it basically functions as a discount.
>>62013168late 30s, and I'm not really stressing that much.as I see it, it's one of the following>this ends up recovering fairly quickly again (after it got a lot worse of course), which might give me some good buy opportunities>this does not recover quickly again and my plans of retiring early have gone to shit, but it will surely recover over the next fucking 30 years or so, at which point I get regular retirement rather than an early one (so the same as if I hadn't gotten involved in the stock market at all)>this never recover, at which point I have bigger problems to worry aboutit's not money I was going to use any time soon.on the other hand, it obviously still feels bad when you live rather frugally, and then see all that money you worked hard for disappear into thin air without getting anything in return for it.might reduce my savings rate and increase my consumption budget to lessen the sting a bit long term.
>>62013254I'm talking about being more speculative if you have less money. It's a common gambling strategy.Mind also: this 100% figure is coming right out of a bull market. I'd expect it to be closer to 40-80% if you took it from today.The question then is 'Am I content with 10 years at this RoR, or does this not appreciatively improve my situation.'
>>62013214really the biggest problem when it comes to investing, kekby the time you have made enough mistakes to learn from them, you already lost a lot of those years that really lead to snowballing gains later on
>>62012447>picOh piss offNobody cares about this shitty irrelevant warThis is just an excuse to artificially tank the stock
>be a trained fundmonkey>see the markets going down>clueless>omg daddy trump plz save us u do it everytime dont you>read the first 3 lines of trumps post>HURMAGORDOAHHHHWAAAAA>smash your monkeyskull on they keyboard which consists of only green buy buttonshahahahahaha enjoy monday when we go even further down
>>62013168Bro. Women are passé, this is the age of incelism. Just accept it and disconnect from this gay society.
>>62013260Well, you wrote it, it's a gambling strategy and while it probably makes sense to human mind, I think it's completely backwards. What really matters is expected returns and risk/risk of ruin, which isn't really impacted by the amount being invested. The thing is that you need to pick/evaluate your positions if you want to go riskier, unlike just going into ETF's, which are great precisely pretty much because they bypass the whole exact process. I thought about going into AI infrastructure companies as they seem to be a pretty good bet at making a profit for some times, but I'm kind of too lazy to bother at this time and I doubt I'll ever regret it.
>>62012465In ads*
>>62013189>Being under sucksThen you don't understand how index investing works, being down is a chance to lower your average, if your time horizon is above 10 years you should be happy and buying even more if you can.>>62013197>I picked mining stocks which were supposed to be resilient but actually fair the worst.who told you that?I've never heard or read about mining being a defensive investment from people who know what they talk about, never.
I thought everyone here made 20% gains everyday
>>62013270cant wait for the incel revolution.
>>62013285>defensive investmentThey took my darn L'Oréals par! Sonsabyitch3s.
>>62013285>buying even more if you canI can't, I just put in everything at once the week before Epstien's Fury and I'm most likely gonna dollar cost average. I don't mind markets going down, I'm anticipating and take it as a normal part of the journey, but markets going down literally days after me putting my money in with no time to grow just isn't a pleasant experience. it's down only by like 6-7% so far, but I really wish I could've gotten at least a couple % of grown and time of being in the green instead of going instantly red.
midnight hammer was such a a cooler name than epic furry
>>62013264>Nobody cares about this shitty irrelevant warI care therefore your entire premise is moot.
>>62012782The fuck is that kid-tier amount of pocket money lmao
>>62013292yeah, problem is lot of defensives were expensive as fuck lately, some commodities were +60% since early 2025... and that's not normal for defensives. It's a perfect shit storm desu, because after a 2-3 year bull market the temptation to take profits is great, and then the orange nig chimps out fucking the oil market...
>>62013305That's generational wealth for a jeet. All the poo his family can eat.
>>62013299>I just put in everything at oncethen again: you don't understand index investing, you dca to avoid that. you'll be fine eventually.
>>62013299yeah, the psychological aspect is always the one that sucks the most.logically, you knew that this would happen at some point. that it will happen multiple times even.but psychologically, it is fucking ass when it happens right after you buy in.similar for me, I bought for another 50k shortly before aipac fury
>>62012447Bros, I opened a stocks and shares ISA yesterday and am down -2.8% in the last 24h, did I fucked up
>>62013301Sounds like a black porno thoughbeit.>The mysterious midnight hammer comes knocking. >For whom the midnight hammer tolls.
>>62013301idk midnight hammer sounds like an 80's interatial porn. epic fury is like a 3rd sequel cash grab to a B franchise.
>>62012952Lawl the government isn't gonna do shit, it's a vehicle for tech oligarchs at this point
>>62013313>you dca to avoid thatThat's exactly what I was doing? Putting as much as I can in to get market exposure regardless of prices. I just didn't have anything invested before, so I put everything in at once.>>62013316It's more irritating rather than anything else. I don't mind markets going down, it's just the timing of it happening right after I go in, if I happened to wait a couple of days I could've bought for about 5% less, which isn't a massive difference and I don't regret doing so as I don't think I could've anticipated Isreal attacking Iran, but knowing I just happened to catch a pretty bad timing is like stepping into poop or getting shat on by a bird.
>>62013333> so I put everything in at once.thats not dca you tard
>>62013335I guess it technically might not be, but it's following the same principle of putting your money in regardless of current prices to get as much market exposure as possible, which is what I'm doing.
>>62013333>just didn't have anything invested before, so I put everything in at once.Dollar cash averaging means routine, spaced out buys over time.
Eventually the strategic Truth™ reserve will run out and bobo will feast
>>62013333It's called dollar cost average. You split up your investment over time so that you get the average price over that time frame. On the other hand, buying all in one lump sum, is basically the opposite of that.
>>62012599It's to compress all the liquidity into easy to monitor hours so you don't have people trying to liquidity attack shit at 2 am on a weekday
>>62013340gluttonous bobo, we're already down 5% ytd
kek oil baggies
>>62012570Why do they always ignore the 3 trillion dollar stimmie package and illegal fed purchases under drumpf bros?
>>62013342Lump sump would imply that I would be saving from now on, waiting to dump larger deposit, but whatever, I'll try using the terms in the way others understand them.
>>62013343>liquidity attack shit at 2 am on a weekdayAhhh the old okie doke.
>>62012447Can’t wait to see FPV footage of marines getting exploded
>>62013380I don't wish harm on anyone especially those exploited by a theocratic regime to die in a pointless war BUT it will be very good for my oil long so I'm erect at the thought
I'd like to think he's pacing around the oval office, having a sit down deep in thought before returning to silently pacing, having told all his staff not to disturb him while he contemplates how to fix this quagmire.That's what I'd like to think.
Why does the pre-market exist? Is it literally just for dark pools?
>>62013344We haven't even hit correction levels yet. Bobo needs to feast after hibernating so long
>>62013384I'm thinking about puasy rn and I doubt he thinks about you at all
will we win this war a 3rd time the following week? looks like we cant stop winning it
tom lee still says spx 7700 this year. buy the dip
>>62013385>dark poolskek gme baggie
>>62013398According to the AI, multiple analysts are now predicting 0 growth on the spy for the next 10 years. Should be exciting.
>>62013400why would you trust ai when it actively hates you and wants you deadextremely bullish
>>62013400ai my ass. the whole global market moves on truth social posts from orange jesus. how is ai going to predict this kind of insanity.
>>62013401I always consult all four of my agentic knowledge clients first and then synthesise a consensus verdict and an applicable varience spectrum. But they do seem to hate me. I'll have to see how this consumer defensive power pounce move works out over summer.
>>62013384this fatfuck orange retard won’t even live to see the consequences of his action fuck this nigger
>>62013404i just buy calls in robinhood lol
>Iran in talks with Japan to allow Japan bound shipping through the Hormussy>where Japan goes, Korea is not far behind Panican brothers and sisters I thought it was.supposed to be OUR turn in the driving seat
>>62013404I threw $500 of play money at something called xtia at ath and it's worth $300 now. All with my own brain.
>>62013417The entire ai bubble is based on cheap gas, oil and electricity
>>62013417This doesn't mean much unless they are letting people load from the gulf states . Iran doesn't even have that much oil compared to SA , UAE , Kuwait and Iraq
>>62013422They have nothing to sell
>>62013420Death to the solar panel. Long live ze nugget!
RIP Air Baltic. Their bonds which were at 14-18% recently are now at 31%.
>>62013417I'm not sure shipping companies will convinced and if they will they will need to pay big insurance + danger pay for any vessels and crews going through a warzone. It would take 1 rogue mine that a ship hit by accident because of their drunk OOW to send the markets flying again.
>>62013445Should we buy them? Sounds like a pretty good return
>look at Qualcomm>1 billion shares on the market>50,000,000 shares just moved yesterday at market closeI can't tell if the big money just dumped or if they are slurping. Qualcomm has been on a downward slide lately, so it could go either way. Either way, 1/20th of all shares Qualcomm has just changed hands yesterday at 4PM.
>>62013459Would you take a thousand dollars from me if it meant you had a 28% chance of getting stabbed?
>>62013468yes because I am a greedy fuck. I would do it for less desu. Its all about the thrill.
>>62013471Then you buy those bonds, you crazy fellow.
>>62013468I'm in. Where do we buy these bonds at anon?
>>62013445>>62013459they had to write off one of their planes after it suffered heat damage during maintenance some days agocouple that with the risking kerosene costs and you know why it's at 31% yield right now
>>62013468You'll give me $1000 to go to London?
heh, idiot mumus executing their little program on every dip. So easily manipulated. They will lose all their pathetic money and that's a good thing.Now watch me slurp these junk bonds
>>62013485>heat damage>write offThose happen to be my favourite words when contemplating booking a holiday.
Have you refilled your popcorn /smg/?
>didn't sell USAR in january>bought another 10 shares because "itlooks like it's building support for another leg up">piece of shit decides this is the week it'sgoing to go down, despite gubmint talking about need for more rare earfs>mwf stock picking is retardedCHICKEN JOCKEY
>>62013526Time _IN_ the market.
>>62013493wtf is wrong with you carlos
Nothing is happening this weekend. We moon Monday.
>>62013526I know nothing about the company, but the sector should be a solid pick for a 1 year period.REM will be needed regardless and China providing the resources reliably is looking less likely by the day.
how are the oil tankers crew taken hostage getting new food water and supplies
>>62013530initial drop to fill gap will be slurped up, I'm waiting for that 4 AM news.
>>62013168Don't subordinate family planning to financial realities. You are roughly the wealthiest 30-something that has ever existed in human history (the fact that Gen Xers had it better doesnt alter that). And they still found wives and made kids fine.There will be always be a way.
got to get another job. But I hate work. I should have just told /biz/ to kill themselves and yolo'd into tech or gold or oil (when it was low). One mistake in 2021, not investing seriously enough, and you spend years trying to get back to that point.
>>62013539It's more of a friendly hostage taking.
>>62013398>tom lee that is fucking BEARISH
>>62013545they also lived like literal niggers
>>62013528>20 years bagholding for a +10% of the initial position>gay ass 20y bonds are trading at almost a 5% yield, so in 20 years you get 265% when compounded and held until expirationnice time in the market bro
Bitcoin is looking strong
>>62013384It's the weekend, he's probably not even in washington but in one of this golf resorts.
>>62012482>>managed the covid recoveryby printing>>put the country on track to 2% inflationafter massive inflation earlier done by him>>good relationships with allieswho cares>>BTFO'd Russia in Ukraine with old US military equipmentwho cares>>started zero warstrue>>did not disrupt tradetrue>>presided over booming economy and stock marketproducts up from inflation naturally leads to the economy looking bigger still better than orange nigger, but voting will never help
>>62013597unlike our ovenmust be broken
>>62013613Uh oh stinky drumpf misinformation alert, they're out in force today. If you actually open your eyes and look at real reported facts, trump literally printed more money than the entire Biden administration under his covid response.
>>62013420Why?
>@WW3_Monitor"War will continue for two more weeks at least" -N12
i retardbought SOXL on friday, monday is gonna be neon green
>>62013640Openai loses millions on people saying thank you alone in processing power now 4x your electricity for actual stuff
>>62013617maybe if retards stopped blog posting the OP copy paste
>>62013644>two more weeks
>>62013653>Openai loses millions on people saying thank youPFFFFT THAHAAHAHAH AH KEKEKEKEKEK
>>62013646I bought SOXS and I'm never wrong
>>62013333As others have said, DCA is when you make contributions every x months, so now you would be lowering your average price as it goes down, buying more shares with the same amount of money.It's very efective because if you never touch that money it compounds interest over investments made 10 ,20 ,30 years, and the stability of the index plus not paying taxes (because you don't cash out) adds to it1.000k a month 10% anually is 192k in 10 years, 694k in 20 and almost 2m in 30y
>>62013707That implies you have 30 years left to live.
I've got about ten years left if I'm lucky.
>>62013644Stay homeBe coldTwo weeks to open the straits
dont chu know im still shortinbetter than i ever didlooking like a true stock sellerfeelin like a little bear
Iran is currently firing missiles at dimona nuclear facility in Israel. Apparently some got through.
>>62013782semitics
Monday is going to be interesting. Save Bibi introducing Satan on live television and announcing the assault of Hell on Iran to reopent he strait, the markets are going to plummet.
i think sunday night is gonna be whats most interestingeither way something is gonna happen
Is monday the time to buy SMCI? Surely the CEO doing some criminal stuff won't bring down a rock solid company, right?
>>62013948>buy SMCIno
>>62013932
>>62013967kek
>>62012447>The Iran war has fundamentally broken the global supply chainlol, I guess this is what happens when you get paid by the attention you can garner.
>>62012487You mean other than pardoning his immediate family members?
>>62013653lmfao
>>62013653I always say please and thank you to Claude because my employer is paying
baker!!!!????
>>62014458>>62014458>>62014458
