Weekend chill edition>Latest developments on the illegal and unconstitutional US strikes against Iranhttps://iran.liveuamap.com/https://x.com/sentdefender>Some helpful links to numb the painhttps://findahelpline.com/https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/https://www.whitehouse.gov/refundshttps://jlingz.com/>European indiceshttps://live.euronext.com/en>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratespreviously on /smg/>>62012447
> futures
cant wait to be gaped down on monday
How long can they keep doing this shit, they don't even pretend to hide it
sniggity snootyI remember a year ago I put small amounts of money into higher risk plays, like 500 bucks into yield stocks (high roller, I know). Ended up bagging a 10x from my crypto (was 6k in stocks 4k in crypto). In hindsight I would have been better off specifically having all my STOCK investments and spare cash in TQQQ. Didn't have a lot of spare cash then, should have secured cash flow, but the amount of time I've spent stressing about finding a safe 3x and then TQQQ was right there for the taking. What a dolt I am.And then i could have sold january 1st and flipped into micron HA>>62013672huh it's really gonna go back to the mean around 50 huh. Oh well.You know what's super funny, it doesn't even feel that long ago in early january I was drunk and watching the chart explode.
>>62013687why did the market bottom out at 3:43 pm>kobussi letter
You people really need to Trust The Plan and stop being a bunch of unAmerican panicans
>>62013698I trust Trump will commit ritual sudoku ordered by the Jewish cabal.
2 words : Dry. Bulk. Shipping.
>>62013703Why am I longing freight futures anon?
>>62013698I've seen all I need to see already. The AI boom is over
>>62013703
>SBUX
what is this hgraf stock?I heard it is the stock of the future
>>62013703>2 words : Dry. Bulk. Shipping.I'll stick with Dry. Bed. Sheets. instead. KMB is the future in a world of volatility.
trump should make paper bags illegal like he did paper straws
>futures
Iran trying to hit Israel nuclear facilities.
Haylo Guys!!!!!!!!!! I'm Back In The /smg/ Thread!
>>62013769t. Worlds biggest microplastics enthusiast.
>>62013698I think the plan is to make gullible people poor
>>62013813You Make People Poor By telling Them To Buy KFC For $1,009 A Bucket!
apparently, they are offering homes to poor people with ~600 credit score for $0 down and waving mortgage insurance. despite this, home prices are still going down kek.
I'll never understand what Americans find in him that is worth being crowned their leader. Do you realize how bad it looks to have guy like this br face of America? You were supposed to be enlightened thinkers with smart leaders not this
IQ TestIf you hold a 3x leveraged ETF for a week do you get 3x returns?
>>62013824>No way it can't be real>Look it up>It's true>Trump literally posting "I'm glad he's dead"Lmao. Based. Chuds in control.
>>62013829About 4x Return.
>>62013824You can hate Trump all you want. He's doing a lot of retarded shit now. But the Mueller thing was fucked up. I can't blame him from hating the guy. Though he was just a pawn.
>>62013745It is, but it's not a stock for everyone. Seems like most of /smg/ can't hold a stock for more than a couple of months.
my gold and siilver miners are raped do i keep holding them where is the fucking bottom on this shit i didnt want to sell when i was down 10% now im down 32%
>>62013824mueller was an enemy of america and would have happily sent us to concentration camps he can rot in hell for being such a piece of shit. trump is based and redpilled on this specific point.
Yaaaaayyyy Stocks!!
>>62013829Depends how the ETF works, but realistically, no. They normalize and provide only daily 3x leveraged.
>>62013839I wouldn't be worried about gold not recovering, but how long it'll take I have no clue, I'd probably just wait, but that's just me.
>>62013824Mueller was a traitor. The Russian Collusion HOAX was an attack on our Democracy and Freedom. Obama and the Clintons were in on this hoax, too.
>>62013820Who is? I can get my credit score down i don't have any income
>>62013835>>62013842You can hate mueller but don't u find it so crass to say this publicly? You're becoming 3rd world country at this point this isn't how a respectable leader should talk.
>>62013859Would you rather it be slop like:>Reflecting on the news regarding Robert Mueller's passing. It’s a significant moment for our community. I believe this transition ensures that innocent individuals are protected moving forward. Grateful for leadership that prioritizes justice. #Leadership #Justice #PresidentTrump #Integrity #ProfessionalGrowth
>>62013859his 80 iq voters love that he talks like them, retarded
>>62013839diamond hands bro
>>62013859no. he was not worth an ounce of respect. he stole my democratic vote and pissed all over it. he can suck a dick in hell
White Kid Party With $20 In Apple!
>>62013868>>62013849yeah but if this shits going down another 50% i might as well sell now and rebuy when that happens right? i know eventually they will all be successful 5,000% gains but in the mean time i could be stacking more for the same money if i sell now since they are going to keep dropping for a while
>>62013872thats too big to be a cigareette and too small to be a cigar wtf are you smoking
>>62013873youre right. sell. right now.
>>62013859It is pretty late to bring up the fact that Trump doesn't behave as you'd expect a head of state to do. And it is obviously half his selling point too since a lot of people eat that up.
>>62013872White Women Also Party With $20 In Apple!!
>>62013824leftypol seething
>>62013876its one of those nigger smokes like a black an mild
>>62013820Great timing as trump is about to repeal glass-steagall V2..History rhymes.
>>62013882Do Americans talk to each other like this?
>>62013880is that what you guys are doing? i just need information on how much lower this shits gonna go thats whats holding up my decision. if anyone here has good intel or insight please share. my best estimate is that oil is still going to climb another 50% over the course of a month so that would mean miners keep bleeding for at least that period of time. anyone else got better idea?
>>62013885>Come out ye black and milds!
Lol @ White Women!
>>62013888sell yesterday>>62013892ok you got a point there
>>62013888ok buddy, here's the deal. I am balls deep in GLD calendar spreads I bought in january. Im down about -20% while GLD is down about -15% in the same time. Im going to wait it out because my expiry is in august. Im gonna sit on this theta decay and pray to god gold recovers, and next week is going to be the inflection point. S&P500 is knocking on the november 2025 support. It either collapses and the bottom falls out on the entire financial market, or we bounce off it. Either way, im in GLD, market's closed, I *might* sell, I probably wont. Because my unrealized loss is pretty big and my costs are sunk (sunk).
>>62013896The S&P500 Looks Like It Will Be $800 Per Share This Summer!!
>>62013892Ew white women!https://youtu.be/qQE1N38QBys?si=ipMIXe1Ur5Q_wUnM
>>62013916hey wtf leave some brown women for the rest of us
>>62013859Ah, so you are a normalfaggot that likes everyone wearing a veneer of politeness and upholding agreed talking points
>>62013921>being a pathetic nigger is based akshuallycrazy idea: as the president, have self controlthis has market implications
>>62013936So the real reason you're seething is that you got financially blown the fuck out. I see.
Man I love Trump, I don't even care how much he is controlled by Israel he's just so damn cool.
>>62013949>thank you for your attention to this matter
>>62013949i finally contracted tds after iran
>>62013887Most people in every nation talk to each other this way. Historically it's known as "table talk"
>>62013898gld is not miners though. gld is a derivative of phsyical. its not going to be affected by oil prices its only going to be affected by dollar strength or panic in markets. gold is the first thing to sell when markets roll over becasue its easy cash to pay for margin calls and covering. how big is your position? i might just take a 20% loss of that and rebuy with further expiry like into 2028. i think whatever market crisis that unfolds will happen this year or early next year at the longest. all the big money basically cashed out of tech already so thats done and now we got this orchestrated event with private credit that seems like another fake and gay 2008 GFC is about to be dumped on us
>muh hedgewhy is gold down?
>>62013947yes ranjesh i'm standing a puddle of my own piss
>>62013991in a puddle*
>oil down>gold down>silver down>crypto down>usd losing value>stocks downk I get it... everyone is losing and there is no hiding from gods wrath. cool I guess
>>62013992thank you
sell oil short oil TRUMP IS PLANNING PEACE TALKS
>>62013996That ought to be a hell of a deal.
>>62013996TACO
>>62013829Depends on the type of leverage utilized, for most it will be daily resetting swaps so you will receive the geometric return of the daily product of the return rate and the daily margin rate.
>>62014000>>62013997Can someone see bids on future contracts? Any big movements
>>62013997it's the exact same shit as during the pre-war negotiationsno position but i want $10 gas to laugh at megacar drivers
>>62014004lol Trump is TACOING
>>62013990hedges got trimmed
>>62013996peace talk? he will threaten them with nukes and his undying rage.
>>62013703Thesis?
>>62013996>>62014007Yes, very nice. However.
>>62014007It's not in his hands.
How to counter intrusive thoughtsWill holding shares of CANE help?
>>62014021I feel like usa wants to end this shit but israel is getting greedy. they want to seize this opportunity to finish iran for good.
>>62013698True (I am still short on tech going in to Monday though to my detriment)
>>62014029Sit with them and accept them for what they are instead of struggling to dispel them each time they come to your mind.
>>62014030>I feel like usa wants to end this shitPart of me thinks that as well but then why send so many marines to the area? Reminds me of before the war: you don't move all that shit into the area to not use it.
>>62014036You can use it as a bargaining chip in negotiations without intending to actually use it in action.
>>62014040This. It costs nothing to send the marines there. Probably the most useful thing those marines have done in years
>>62014033But accepting them means stoking the flames of desire to act on them
>>62014056it probably actually costs a lot
>>62014059Don't accept their truth claim, train yourself to accept them for what they are, intrusive thoughts, uncomfortable thoughts that involuntarily enter your mind. Leave them there and just don't act upon them and don't let them influence you, otherwise they're gonna get worse. Same thing people with OCD learn to do.
>>62013993>Raytheon also downWhat is this shit?
>>62014074>RTX off
>>62013996I'm sure Iran will be up for that.
>5 years is enough to make enough interceptors or deploy new anti ballistic weapons that make Irans weapons obsolete
>>62014083Now let's see the Iranian position.
Jesus. Imagine the green candle on Monday if they actually announce talks.
>ADT
>>62014083>ask two Jews how to negotiate with Iranthis war is never going to fucking end
>>62014060It really doesn’t.
>>62014079Not sure Iran has much to benefit from continuing the conflict, it's more about the conditions of the peace if I were to guess.
>Value investing
>>62014093I'm sure those 200B asked were just for the lulz then.
>>62014083I’m sure Kushner and Witkoff will find a way to fuck things up
>talk of talks>bitcoin not doing anythingi call bullshit
>>62014100Using a phone provided by the Israelis for example?
>>62014106Aye. I reckon trump is attempting to lull them into a false sense of security. He attacked them twice during talks already.
>>62014111Fool me once, shame on you.Fool me, can't get fooled again.
The only question you should ask yourself:>Am I really long ENOUGH in this market?
>>62014111I don't think it's gonna be all too effective 3rd time around. I could see the peace talks being genuine this time as by now anyone can see that Iran can likely keep this up for some time and the initial plan was probably for a quick, decisive victory for Israel, which just isn't likely to happen militarily.
>>62014119I remember watching that live. I didn't think things could get more retarded than those times but...
>>62014125I don't see peace breaking out anytime soon. Israel won't allow it.
>>62013990All the money to be made was made.Now the goyim have to deal with the real world.
>>62013672>>Latest developments on the illegal and unconstitutional US strikes against IranYour supreme leader is dead lol
>>62014021fake news
>>62013949
monday will be green right bros
>>62014148Won’t be green for another 10 years. We’re in for a lost decade
>>62014148Depends upon the amount of oil FOMO, where the question should be more about how red will it be.
>>62014148>>62000000
Nigger market
>>62014083I kinda doubt Iran will agree to those terms
>>62014148I just want Sunday to last eternally so I never have to take another look at my portfolio
>>62014150>>62014153>>62014158was up big on european industrials since fall/winter, all gone now. great companies still. even boomer rocks taking a shit.
>>62014158nothing is over babe. except perhaps this war soon.
>>62013824dont see what there is to get mad over. the people who rule us are all literally this exact way but too pussy to do it outwardly. no reason to get mad at this i dont give a fuck about some other corpo bootlicker suit
>>62013996>>62014007KEK OIL BAGGIES
HGRAF. Simple as.https://seekingalpha.com/article/4884725-hydrograph-demand-scaling-and-the-defense-angle
Constantinople. Remember that? It used to be called Constantinople, but they changed it. I like Constantinople. Don't we love Constantinople, folks? I think we should change it back.
>>62014162That's what negotiations are for, though I'm rather concerned about little to no wiggle room on these conditions, we shall see.
>>62014172i call it constantinople all the time but it's fine because my mom doesn't know what istanbul is either
>>62014173Last I heard Iran wanted the pilots responsible for bombing the ayatollah as a non-negotiable.
>>62014171kek hgraf baggie retards
>>62014176Lmao. That'd be like Hirohito demanding the crew of the Ebola Gay. Losers don't get to dictate terms.
i need to buy a step mill>>62014148yeah probably
>>62013949That got your pussy wet huh?
>>62014158you remember natgas anon babe? n+j poster? he had a change of heart, decided to take up a new path. he left 4chan too. it's breaking my heart and i've cried over him more than i have you now, but he's free of this awful place and doing something better. if he can change so can you though, if he can get out so can we.
>>62014150Unironically how to proceed in that scenario? Not just survive I mean strive. Im a healthy young guy I just turned 19 I got a whole life ahead of me and dont want to fuck up. Whats your advice /smg/?
>>62014215Start getting laid nigga
>>62014215Down periods are the best time to get in. Get your income as high as possible and put as much as you can in.
>>62014180Iran aren't the ones seeking terms.
>>62014191I don't think that mental health walk is doing it's job very well judging by that video...
Got this app on my browser that gives me money back in giftcards whenever I look at something warhammer on amazon, but then it recommends me something slightly cheaper on ebay. Price comparison bonus. Kek. I have unironically been doing it wrong for the last 2 years, if I was just using this app extension the whole time I would have gotten a fuckton of money back gaming the system.
>>62014215If something 2008 or worse is on the way I imagine you just wait for a tentpole company to bottom out or buy something like SOXL for literal cents
>>62014150>>62014215>/biz/ thinks it's going ot crashBIG BOUNCE ON MONDAY PLEBS
>>62014247Bounce on this:>unzips dick
>>62014214very weird to be on receiving end of this
>>62014255I’m not even sure if that schizo anon anymore. I think it’s a running gag now
>>62014255Better than being on the recieving end of this...>>62014249
>>62014215Chaosh ish a laddah.
>>62013824Well, many more will rejoice as well when the orange nigger dies. So it evens out.
Looks like peace is off the table.
It's a bad one. 1 ton warhead. Looks like a residential apartment block.
is there a chance high oil prices wont cause inflation?
>>62014289no
>>62014083Oh, it's yet another ''I'll end this war in 24h''See you in 4 years KEK
>>62014214wait, n's and j's anon is gone? but he was the only poster on /bant/ worth shit
Why do I keep seeing people pushing the idea that oil will hit $150? Are these just retarded gamblers who also kept pushing the idea of $200 silver?
>>62014289No.
>>62014296Unlike silver, people use oil.
>>62014295he was a real one boss
>>62014296>Why do I keep seeing people pushing the idea that oil will hit $150?Have you tried burying your head in the sand?I've heard that's a good cure for your affliction.
Not convinced with trumps peace talks tbqhwy.
>>62014296>people keep telling me water is wet
Iranians certainly don't sound like they are ready for peace.
>>62014309Water isn't wet. "Wetness" is the process of having water applied to other things, including other water molecules.
>>62014304They're using hypersonics, which is pretty damn impressive. No possibility of interception. If it's aimed well, it hits.The region and Israel better pucker its butthole.
Why have crypto and even altcoins been holding up better than everything else I own. Do people just not give a shit anymore?
>>62014312>Water isn't wet.I can see why you’re retarded. Filtered.
>we're not off track>wherever we go, that is the track
>>62014295>>>/bant/24146626https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pgEP8teNXwYthis was one of his favorite songs
>>62014313Interceptors almost got it. But didnae.
>>62014326Pretty sure that's the conventional one that hit Dimona. The one that hit Arad was hypersonic.
>The Speaker of the Iranian Parliament: Israeli airspace has become exposed and unprotected, and it's time to implement pre-prepared plans
>>62014191I hat quirk chungi
>>62014329Ah. I'm a bit drunk so I declare force majewre.
>>62014083This is the type of peace agreement Iran has said they won't accept because its a temporary agreement that ensures a redo sometime in the next 5 years
>>62014330Iran really couldn't get a better opportunity to genocide the Jews considering how hard they've sunk their own reputation across the world.I honestly don't think a lot of people are going to kick up a fuzz if Israel gets bombed to shit.
Following the Oct 1973 oil embargo, the stock market bottomed in Oct 1974 - 12 months later.The Shiller P/E ratio for the S&P 500 more than halved down to around ~9 in the 1974 crash. The stock market moved sideways for a decade, and the P/E ratio bottomed at around ~6.5 in 1983.In real terms, the S&P 500 did not recover until Aug 1993 due to high inflation.The Shiller P/E ratio is currently at around 38, close to its all time peak of ~44 during the dot com bubble. Historical median is 16.
>>62014340I'm going to be honest. I don't see any reason militarily for Iran to stop. The more they get bombed the less they have to lose. This isn't going to end until millions are dead.
>>62014289no. even if the strait opens tomorrow, there is absolutely zero chance companies won't just raise their prices and blame it on oil
>>62014296are you retarded? There is 10mbd of production offline. Oil went to 120 in 2022 because the market got scared of losing russia 3 mbd. Leaders can jawbone all they want, every day this continues more reserves and depleted and likelihood of a structural bull market in oil continue long after the strait reopens.
>>62014345It all depends on Israel and how many assets they have left.
Axios is reporting that US and Iranian officials have started to discuss an American surrender, including returning frozen assets to Iran and a promise not to attack in the future, in exchange for opening Hormuz.
>*TRUMP'S TEAM BEGAN TALKING ON HOW PEACE TALKS WOULD LOOK: AXIOS>*ANY DEAL TO END WAR WOULD INCLUDE REOPENING HORMUZ: AXIOS>*US WOULD WANT IRAN TO HAVE NO MISSILE PROGRAM FOR 5 YRS: AXIOS>*IRANIAN DEMANDS INCLUDE CEASEFIRE, NO WAR RESUMPTION: AXIOS>no rockets pleasec'mon now
>>62014348now THAT is a babepost if i ever saw one. namecalling and hostility, insisting that your interpretation of events is the only correct one, drawing conclusions from bad information, a general pessimistic outlook and a little echolalia.LOVE YOU BABE!!!
buddy check war computer
>>62014310I'm still long oil but they will act tuff and on an unlimited offensive even when they are feeling out peace >>62014310
>I see that Japan is in a terrible position so I pivot to Swedish companies>Sweden is rich in hydro power and domestic nuclear>vibrant economy with a barbell mix of commodities and tech that has been recovering and now a NATO member>performs drastically worseFör helvete>>62014330Is this why so many men can't cum while wearing a condom?>>62014342Can you see any differences between now and 1973?
>>62014357I came here for alpha and memes, but i stayed for stupid sexy babe...
Any ornithologists about? This fecker just appeared in my freshly painted hall. What does it want?
>>62014367He wanted your attention and now he even got mine
>>62014369I'd be less concerned if I knew it was a he.
>>62014367do you know what an ornithologist is?
>>62014373That is a strange looking birb.
>>62014367It's a weevil, check your pantry for signs of them eating (and shitting in) your foods like rice, grains and potatoes. Also check your houseplants.
>>62014363>Can you see any differences between now and 1973?Yes. It's worse now.In the 1970's and the 1980's tanker wars, the middle east did only one thing: upstream oil production.It was just crude. The natural gas was flared off because they had no use for it.Now the middle east is heavily involved in fertilizers, aluminum, helium, LNG, refined fuels, naphtha for plastic and medicine, methanol. In a way it's so bad that there is no way it does not open, even if it needs boots on the ground. Countries have gone to war for much less.
>>62014373They deal with 'orns?Cunts got orns and looks like it knows how to use them.
>>62014376>Also check your houseplants.Fuck. I just moved sideshow bob out of the bathroom while I decorate. I bet it's him. He's a cunt. Tickles my neck when I'm trying to shit. Cunt.
> Video shows ship traffic in the Strait of Hormuz over the last 24 hours.
>>62014348was excited to see you. but regarding what you think, this is where you would benefit from my flavor of paranoia and headcanon babe. 2022 oil was just used as a counterweight as they dumped our assets, and they were dumping our assets to get us to pledge more to ukraine, the bear market ended just a few days after a huge aid package...point i'm trying to make is that you shouldn't really use that as a comparison for an oil crisis, i don't know what the right price is for oil under stress, i don't think anyone does, but to think it will behave like the last "crisis" which was very fake and homosexual is not a good position to take, cuz it won't.i do love you and care for you as well babe. i know you're sick and i want to help you get better. i dunno if this is the first step or not, but it's your rage that i worry about right now, not just how quick you are to reach it, but how you tend to hold onto it. you were happier when we met and i miss that so much.
>>62014277the bit where the black soldier just gets out of the truck and runs like crazy into the field is a really really amazing shot in an otherwise shitty filmone of the best panic depictions in film for feels.
