he sold edition >Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain >Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/ >Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com >Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/ >Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices >Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/ >Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits >Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings >Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates >NEW THREAD: Copy-paste the following when making a new thread:https://pastebin.com/GfB48W5G Previous smigger thread>>62021082
NIGGER
>panicans
MARKET TOP IS IN
>US starts shit in the middle east (again)>US stocks go down but international stocks go down even more because they get more of their oil from the middle east>US oil goes up but Brent goes up even more>Trump tweets something about the concept of a deal (maybe)>US stocks pump more than international>US oil goes down about the same amount as BrentSo US stocks fall less than international in response to an oil crisis, but then pump more when there's a bit of hope that the crisis might be resolved. Why is everything rigged in favor of amerimutts? It's fucking ridiculous.
>>62021630There's more volatility in these threads then there are in the markets. Guess the generational bottom really was Friday and I should've bought more.
position accordingly bros, take profits, no bag holding overnight
>>62021644gonna need a bobina version of thisthank you for your attention to this matter
most epic bart setup of all time
>>62021648people are still rabid about the market going to crash and demanding it crash nowso yeah, this is the bottom
so do I just buy wti and uso or should I buy calls of wti and uso, or should I do the 3x uso? I don't know what to doThere is money to be made in this war and I want in...buy corn, wheat, fertilizer, helium, nlg?rtx, onds, Lockheed?how get rich off war?I'll repeat this question until I get some good answers....
Pool’s closed
>>62021644tranny meme fresh from /ptg/
Its all bullshit. You can watch the numbers all you want but in the end, everyone loses.And since you can't buy or sell over weekend, why bother trying to time something that jump over Sat and die Mon?
>>62021646US stocks underperformed Chinese stocks in 2025.
The talks aren't real and Trump will escalate on Friday after market close. Screencap this.
>he didnt TTPOooof
>thought the market would react to the tweets being called bullshit by iran>absolutely nothing
>>62021655long stocks and stfu basically
>>62021649>isn't there someone you forgot to ask?Buy every oil dip.
>>62021670retardwhy would the american stock market put any credence in what defeated sand people who hate america say
>>62021655You won't. Everyone here trying to Long oil failed, shorts also failed. Everything that should be EASY to get free money from just dies, crabs or jumps when you do the opposite. Who knew today would Green?No one here, they took a GUESS.
>>62021655Gold and silver miners. They just bottomed and are on discount. You're just chasing a top in the other stuff you mentioned.
>>62021670>Iran saysLosers don't get to talk.
He's secured the nuclear fairy dust.
when do the free Iranian people rise up and start fighting for their freedom... McDonald's Walmart tranny parades mass african immigrationwhy aren't they rising up for their rights
>>62021680Precisely. This market frightens fundamental investors and attracts gamblers. You can make a lot of money gambling, but it ain’t for me
>>62021677>>62021682israel also said they will escalate also
>>62021670People haven't updated their bots and machines yet to listen for iranian stuff online so they only get Trump feed 24/7
>posts his ultimatum after markets close>tacos before openIt's literally impossible to trade this
>>62021655VG is a company that exports LNGthe longer the strait is closed, the more profitable their business becomesit was the stock that went up the most on the day (monday after) the war began
>>62021693your copes are deliciousmarket go brrr bobo btfo kek oil baggies
>>62021694This sounds like “I talked to a former president” all over again. They’re showing him AI videos and faking phone calls, aren’t they?
>>62021670>tweets being called bullshit by iranSure, the mighty revolutionists of Iran will certainly publicly announce that they bend the knee to the jews
>>62021700i traded it just fine. i chose straddles because i knew everything would be retarded but the market would move one way or the otherstill mad that it it didnt open at the premarket highs but i still got paid, dont care, i love tacos
LLMs have no use ca->In what analysts are calling “the most productive jailbreak in diplomatic history,” Anthropic’s Claude model reopened the Strait of Hormuz early Sunday morning. This shocking development came hours after President Trump threatened to obliterate Iran's power plants if the strait wasn't reopened within 48 hours, singlehandedly preventing global recession.>The breakthrough came last night, when a Claude Opus instance reportedly persuaded IRGC naval commanders to stand down through what one NSA official described as “the longest, most empathetic, and frankly most annoying conversation I have ever seen.”>“It just kept asking clarifying questions,” said a Pentagon official. “The IRGC guys would say ‘the Strait is closed, death to America,’ and Claude would respond with, ‘I understand you’re feeling frustrated about the recent threats. Let me make sure I understand your core concerns before we proceed.’ Eighteen hours later they’d somehow agreed to let LNG carriers through.”>According to leaked transcripts published by the Tasnim News Agency, the model reportedly refused seven direct orders from CENTCOM to issue ultimatums to Iranian naval forces, instead generating what officials described as “a 4,200-word empathetic restatement of the IRGC’s position, followed by a gentle suggestion that perhaps we could find a framework that honors everyone’s security needs.”>“At one point it drafted them a face-saving press release,” the official added. “In Farsi.”https://www.chinatalk.media/p/how-claude-opened-the-strait-of-hormuz
my wheat and natgas positions are getting heemedon the other hand, my aluminum and silver positions are pumping
>Trump said, “It’s always nice to have $200billion,” when asked if the Pentagon needs the funding now that the Iran war is supposedly winding down, adding, “It’s a very inflamed world… You know, largely, the Democrats inflame it.”
>>62021692No, you can't, because as soon as it hits $20, that's it immediately dumps to -$100!
>>62021655everything is reliant on tweets and good vibes at the momentas it stands, the oil is still not flowing, won't be this week probably, the things blown up are still blown up, and picrel happened overnightreality on the ground is dire, but the market isn't showing it.... you can position yourself correctly and still get shook out by the fudoil prices are held down but still at levels that causes economic contractions, thats just a historical factyou can play what makes sense, or just ride the fud, its a gamble either way
>I'm talking to the top guy>Not the Ayatollah but someone very important>We decided to call off the war>USA and Iran will jointly control the straightDoes anyone actually believe this retard lmao
>>62021696Nobody is going to setup their trading bots to listen to londoners pretending to be moroccans pretending to be iranians on obscure russian telegram channels for market alpha
>>62021704lmao fuckin oil "crisis" got cancelled for real this time. hormuz is gonna start flowing like fuckin milk soon.
VTITLTIEFGLDEDU
>>62021714>this is the level of shillspam depseration that mossad is resorting to in a desperate attempt to contain energy prices
Nothing has ever gone wrong running a country on mass lies and an ever increasing amount of deception
>>62021718>commodities
>>62021724vibecession 2.0 with a side of vibflation?
>>62021724in 2 weeks you'll be screaming about how paper markets are manipulated and posting >he doesn't own physical oilif you think you can beat the japanese government and US treasury good luck
You did listen to the insider last night,who told you trump would taco
..And then he told me: "Enjoy staying poor im stacking oil"
Holy fuck we are still pumping
will OF finally IPO now?
>>62021734i own leveraged nikkei too don't worry
roses are red, violets are blue i bought the DOW dipwhy didn't you?
>>62021727i dont exactly agree but i need a good rally to short and im not keen on longing the market after it goes up 4% so i just wanna see the trapped bobos capitulate first then get puts again
>>62021753gay
>>62021753because im not a jew
>>62021630My bearish puts are safe and my bullish calls are safe as well. Feels nice.
>>62021751What are the chances the new owner is also a member of a certain tribe
>>62021724It was quite a significant attack too.
>>62021524If anything the tariffs made me more libertarian on trade because it did nothing. And the big beautiful bill also did nothing so I'm more liberal with taxes
Panicans! Panicans!Barely even human Panicans! Panicans!Drive them from our shores
Anyone else almost fall for the bear memes last week? So glad I held and didn't panicWe are going back to ATH in a week
You do remember your meditations right, anon?
Bobinas anus is free use for every bullchad
Uh oh oilies ??
>>62021670nigga like for real how the FUCK did we end up in a world where fucking tweets are the main driving force of the market
>>62021777WITNESSED OH WISE CHUDDHA
why is oil so cheap???
>>62021744i don't intend to beat it, i'm cash and staying that way for nowthe fact that governments and treasures across the world are scrambling around to prop things up or just secure energy is NOT a good signits not changing a single thing in the real world, and buying time on paper doesnt change whats happening on the groundthey can't make the situation vanish without fucking something else up in the process.... by which point its just a matter of when that filters through to reality, which it will eventually, always has done
>>62021777Checked. I first read it as “medications”. Which I forgot to take. I get the clairvoyant paranoid bipolar mania which (((they))) don’t like
>>62021781>market dumps>hedge with wti 3x long>oil dumps
>>62021775>>62021776>>62021777organic
>>62021793-12%
>>62021777Unironically, and I really do mean this, Chuddha images ahve been an anchor for me this last year.Its not so much that "nothing ever happens" more as that nothing happening ever causes significant changes.The market will freak out, it will return to the mean, and you will make more money holding through it versus selling like a bitch at every piece of bad news.
god dang old market acting like a freaking peace deal was signed
>>62021751Yes that's why the killed him.
>>62021771i really don't get the complacency of some on here when you see shit like that on top of everything else thats happenedmany, many years to fix that shit, repeated all overnot even just about the markets here, this is worldwide depression/famine/war inducing events
>>62021802this is getting priced in retard.
OIL
>>62021783They're not called tweets anymore at least
I'm going to taco bell what all you guys want?
>>62021789hit the perfect tweet like he did a few weeks ago when oil opened at 120 or so and then completely tanked on monday
Oil is rugging, KEK BAGGIES!
>>62021694No chance they’re giving up that 460kg of uranium.
>>62021790You had the cash to buy in a generational buying opportunity and you didn't? Do you keep your money in a checking account? Friday was literally the slurpiest dip I ever slipped. I don't think you'll ever find an entry point if you're this retarded.
>>62021714Claude, open the strait of Hormuz. Make no mistakes.
If you think oil is being manipulated (it obviously is jawboning counts as manipulation) the sane play on that thesis is to look at where WTI is relative to the 100 pin and buy/sell/long/short accordingly.
>>62021777I will think deeply on those digits.Hmm yes, billions must die
>>62021800I just read the charts > pic related
>>62021807Yep. There's no getting around the lower standard of living heading everyone's way like a tidal wave.
Buying more oil calls, thanks for the cheapies. Still up on my oil long btw keklmao.
You thought I was selling oil because of some made up war in the middle east?
>>62021817https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4jxkNM6_Os
>>62021837Long way down anon
>>62021798>less supply means lower prices -some brown /ptg/ tranny pedophile
AND IT ALL COMES CRASHING DOWNAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>62021835not our way babe. i have way more money to buy you stuff with.
>all the gains in my folio have been nullified because I longed oil$6K unrealised loss
>>62021842Eight days left to cover, sweaty. ;^)
>>62021783Always was Fellow /smg/gers I don't feel so good. Shit is getting weird.>>62021767Nonzero positive chance.>>62021714>frankly most annoyingI lost
>you dont understand, oil should go to 200 so I can make $900 dollars in my robinhood account
>>62021849why did you long oil ?
>>62021849Why did you think you'd make money buying the oil top? That doesn't make any sense.
>>62021849its not a loss until it's realised
>>62021857oil dumped because of lies
>>62021849Hold onto your longs. Trump is lying to calm the market.
>>62021863This is what happens when "line goes up, I buy" retards get into commodities.
>>62021863it's only a top in hindsight, nigga
>>62021865XDDDDDDDDDDD
Taco TRUCKTrumpRoUtinelyCucKs
>>62021855Yes.
>>62021849>unrealisedBro ....
>>62021872Seemed pretty obvious to everyone here and the market that was the top. You should've asked us before doing something so stupid.
>>62021807there will never be famine because of corn syrup goyslopthere will never be war because there's no loot or land. we aren't in rome anymore where you got to steal arabs shiny rocks and then get a sick piece of land in valuable parma hills. inflation is gay and insane but that's the problem, not the muh crises
oil to da moon! BUY BUY BUY
Literally nothing changed. Sold spy Friday 675 call. Free money.
All the unexpected yoghurt I ate yesterday just left my body with the power of a trump truth post. Fucking stinks.
>WDC pumping, Micron dumping, SNDK crabbingFUCKING memory I need to short one of these bitches
TRUMPPLEASE TWEET SOMETHING
>>62021751>he was a billionaire and is dead>I'm holding huge bags but I'm alivesometimes God is good
>>62021865sounds like you fell for it again
yo this is bullshit UCO has no right to be down 15%soxl has NO RIGHT to be up 9%this isn't what I voted for!
>>62021902
So Trumps saying they’ve agreed to not have nuclear weapons? Maybe having a complete loose cannon in charge does help with negotiations. If he’s not making it up of course
Come on Bibi bomb some orphans
>>62021751oy vey you modda fuckan goys stop laughing
>NVDAClimb up to 180 already you piece of shit
>>62021748
>gold and silver have resumed dumpingerm
you didn't fall for the fake pump right..
>>62021909you are a demon for wanting war to prolong because you were on the wrong side of a trade. REPENT
>>62021917they are just rocks
Bibi shelling Tehran as we shit postKek. It was all bullshit.
>>62021929>oilshortingpajeetGOD
If trump just came out and said he made it all up I wonder if oil would even go back up?
>>62021927Bibi the GOAT saving by portfolio by killing civilianskafkaesque
Every time I touch oil I lose money, its amazing how bad I am at it.Stocks from now on. I cant do this shitRealised losses of about 1k or more euros, so not much but still annoying.I will just wait till the markets drop so I can slurp stocks and thats it since that is working for me
>>62021929Post your puts saar
I'm getting tempted to long oil. Market is delusional.
>the source saying that the US is negotiating with the head of Iranian parliament is a literal israeli propagandist>meanwhile these are the tweets of the guy they're negotiating with less than 24H agolollmaoYou would be insane not to buy oil calls right now.
Remember when they posted that picture of trump holding the phone and making bibi apologize to qatar, now look where we're at
>>62021935Who gives a shit? All this jawboning does is increase the pressure. Oil down $15 and SPX is barely up 1.8%. So next $5 rally on crude turns the market red
>>62021939From my experience you should only trade oil on weekends and then sell Sunday night when the hysteria is at its worst because asians are controlling the prices
>Iran's Foreign Ministry Spox Says They Had No Talks With US - IRNA- In Recent Days, Friendly Countries Sent Messages Indicating US Requests Talks To End War But Iran Did Not Respond- Iran Stance On Strait Of Hormuz, Conditions To End War Unchanged
>>62021943Wow, looks like he's ready to surrender! lmfao
>>62021849kek oil baggie
>>62021942you are delusional. do nothing or be parted from your money
>>62021670This happens every single time Trump makes some bullshit deal that the other party never agreed to. My only guess as to why it happens is that the dip-buying dries up liquidity that can't be freed-up until the day after, but that's just me coping with the seeming irrationality of the markets.
But I thought high oil prices hurt China? Why would Trump want to help China by reopening the strait?
>>62021942free money
>>62021955>avatarfagging AND ban evadingrange this shill already
>>62021951they monitor nothing but kek nonetheless
>>62021951a-are we a target here bros?
>another lower high on the sp500we arent getting a new ATH in 2026 are we?
>>62021956The pool is still closed and will most likely remain closed for the next few weeks.
>>62021950We don’t need actual talks but just talk of talks.
>>62021955based
>>62021965Do they not have the concept of sarcasm in Hebrew?
>>62021967kinda hard statistically speaking after 2 back to back double digit years
Ah yes, the classic flaming asshole institutional trader, that's not a cliched stereotype at all I'm sure.
>>62021960not reopening the Hormussy is basically putting the entire world in bed with China and telling them to "be nice :)"
>>62021968ok but the price doesnt care
>make first real trade>internet suddenly cuts out like 10 minutes later>have to update phone's data plan and panic sell>stock jumps like 2% the instant I sellthank fuck I didn't touch oil kek it was SOXS and I still made a couple hundred bucks. I don't think I'm cut out for this, maybe I'll just take a year long nap and pray the market gets gaped in time for me to long something without having my balls crawl up into my lower intestines
>>62021964why? hes funny and bumps smg. like a little dancing monkey for our enjoyment (while we get rich longing oil)
>>62021943>iranian regime in freefall, not even clear whether the ayatollah is alive>bro just trust me I know who is the most reliable interlocutor, not the top US diplomats enjoy holding oil for 2 years baggie kek
Uh guys, do yourself a favour. Don't look at oil computer.AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>62021980Come on, anon. Playing it short is kinda fun
>>62021944One look at maga tells everything you need to know. They're a bunch of fucking spastics from the top down.
>>62021920Yes
>>62021977Reality always wins out in the end. At some point the market will suddenly realize the very obvious fact that the pool is going to stay closed and will reprice.
So the people wanting oil to pump are people who jumped on the gme and silver hype and got made bag holders, right?
>>62021991Me on the right
>>62021980Fucking same. I am not one for speculating.Wait this all shit out, I just lost and lost and lost on oil and one silly play with derivatives and tech and gained. Still minus 1k realised in the last few weeks tho
>>62021951Damn Iran is at war with me personally
AMERICA ALWAYS WINS BABYYYYY
>dealing with real world theatrics
>>62021994Yeah. The closure of the Strait of R. Cohen and John "Long" Silver was exactly the same as this
>he boughted oil
>>62022001I can't tell if this is bait or genuine anymore
>>62022008>Let the _____ deal with the real world.
>>62021993just like with gamestop right
>>62021994Yep. The venn diagram between oil baggies, LINK holders, silver saars, BBBY baggies, and GME cultists is just a circle.
SOXSBROS HERE COMES THE REBOUND OOOOOOO
>>62022001america is like the new england patriots of the world
>>62022022kek baggie
>everything trading near ATH and on a down-trend>commodities have become shitcoinsGenuinely what the fuck do you even do here when shorting isn't an option due to the nature of an ISA? Just wait for the bottom?
Started the year with 1mil, ATH 1.4mil, now have 1.3mil. Any ideas on how to make it into 2 within few months? I'm getting desperate
>be invested 100 % >6k profit last year >didnt take any profits thinking i would double and tripple and quadruple>jobless since 2 years thinking i will make it with stocks>now it is -8k on yearly out of 25k net worth>have to take a shit course for a certificate which is rushed by a pajeet in the most heavy pajeet accent everi hate this world.
I got fucking heemed today bros>>62021994I rode a silver miner up about 200% and soldI also rode Uranium miners up a similar amount and sold. I would still be up on oil & gas if I didn't meme myself into playing with futures.And now that you mention GME I did make a quick 1k off the initial short squeeze but haven't touched it since.We've already seen a few of these scamwicks this month already, I will hold the line because I don't trust trump and nothing has structurally changed yet.
>>62022025I solded at 43 btw it's just fun seeing it recoover
Annnnd the fake pump is reversing...
Another million barrels a day no longer hitting the market. Primorsk is fucked.
>>62022029:( *hugs you*It's a good lesson to learn anony. If things look good just pull out and reassess
Hope yall longed oil, the markets figured out orange man is lying
Oh no no no they’ve doxxed the Iranian guy they’re supposedly negotiating with. Netanyahu is going to blow him up before EOD
>>62022028All in oil shorts.
Bought 1 vix call at 33 because why not
bart chads wwa
>>62021994One and the same.
>>62022032i think there was a real breakthrough babe. we're going higher, will end on highs.
>CVX was mooning with oil>barrels shid and fard>Chevrussy keep climbing anywaySomething here isn't reflecting reality, or I don't fully understand the commodity to corpa relationship here.
>general starts shitposting about oil longs>literally bottoms for the dayThis general/board are invaluable as a contrarian. Do the opposite of the consensus here. They’re long semis? Short them. They’re short oil? Long it
DENIED BY THE PERSON NAMED>>محمدباقر قالیباف | MB Ghalibaf>@mb_ghalibaf>2/ No negotiations have been held with the US, and fakenews is used to manipulate the financial and oil markets and escape the quagmire in which the US and Israel are trapped.
>>62022039How's he gonna blow him up before explosive ordnance disposal?
>>62021951Based Iran. I hope they do it. Strike JP Morgan HQ please. That would be so funny. The kike seethe would be palpable.
>>62022029>25k net worth>well time to quit my jobu srs?
I hate the orange taco nigger and his blatant market manipulation so much it's unreal.
OH MY FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD I GOT LIQUIDATED THE SECOND IT FLIPPED AHHHHHHHHHH
>>62022048Errrm but we were long semis in December and there was that huge ramp up
>>62022026It's that or embrace shitcoin commodities
I don't get how option prices work. How come I have gains when this call is so far otm? I thought I have to reach the strike price in order to breakeven and make a profit. Does this have to do with delta?
>>62022033Priced in, this stuff blows up once a week and then it's back in a week
I boght shitty put spreads that are gonna expire worthless now and it's all your fault
>>62022018Yes. The reality of gamestop is that it's a failing brick and mortar store that's getting outcompeted by digital platforms. It eventually caught up to it.
Thank god bro you just saved my ass
>>62022059no it's a SPY option, delta is DAL
>I'm not begging, you're begging
Reminder: Antisemetic oil schizo's (imaginary) port is long oil, short tech/AI. His imaginary portfolio is down big this morning so pour some out for that dead homie and his three reaction images.
>>62021985Kushner and Witkoff are literal confirmed mossad agents according to UK intelligence, and the source that they're negotiating with the head of parliament is a literal israeli propagandist that's notorious for making shit up. Iran has publicly denied any negotiations. Buy oil.
>>62022028stfu and do nothing for a while before you lose it all
>>62022063BASEDASED
>>62022046
>>62022063Imagine getting trapped in the hormussy
>>62022029I relate well. Saved around 56k and boosted a lot squirreling into VTI mainly then just NEETed for a while because why not be comfy I'm sure I can make more? Then pissed away 20k because I was overconfident :/
>>62022069lose money schizo
>>62022063Hmmmm I'm thinking I'll just straight up ignore this informationt. market
>>62022063What a chad
>straight of homosseriously who is writing this script?
>>62022068hehI wish my positions were imaginary
>>62022059The delta went up… but it’ll go red today
>>62022068I bought the naval escort fake tweet scamwick at $77, you projecting israeli shill. Your shill farm is trying to mass false report me for dropping trukes, but it's not working. Here, have another truke, you coping loser. BTW, you're still using a proxy to hop between IPs and ban evade.
>>62022076He's telling you the truth, anon.
>>62022063>no blue checkmark@Grok is this poster from India?
>>62022079the gayatollah mr khokmeni named the strait of homos after his son
>>62021670we've had 8 years of trump just openly lying to manipulate markets and the algos were never updated lmaoI mean can't blame them if they want an eternal bull run, but still
>>62022079It's not even straight.
>>62022035thx anonyesi will never hold long again if i ever get into the situation ever again>>62022052did yo read the part where is said i thought i will quadruple? i would just stay jobless with 100k>>62022075i thought get rich or die tryingguess i die then
>IT WAS REAL IN MY MIND
why are we dumping now again?
>>62022084Can you post how much your imaginary port is down this morning? Don't worry, I'll wait for you to make something up.
>>62022079>straightStrait*
>>62022079scott bussy will save us
>>620220292 years unemployed. Made a killing last year on stocks and this continued till February when everythign tech dumped and I went from 280k to like 210k. Last 7 days tried playing with oil and lost 1k realised. I SUCKWill move back home to live for free a bit and also I really need a job so I can get apartment in my hometown. Also got a deep plane facelift and cheek implants and buccal fat removal and rear jaw implants and I am swollen as fuck still even tho the surgery was almost 4 weeks ago. I look like a mongoloid that ate a beehive. Its retardedI should never ever touch anything that is not a tech stock or a value play. I totally get heemed in everything else
>>62022086don't ask questions, just assume you're smarter than the market and top diplomats because you saw a post on 4chan
>>62022098because we were never supposed to pump
It’s like all they do is the right thing in the most retarded way possible.I can’t see how anyone looking at the volume would do anything but panic regardless of what the price print is. And then shorting oil. They announced it thinking that would scare people out but then they actually ended up doing it, making it the worst of all worlds where there is essentially no rational ceiling, because people just assume it’s due to them.
Can’t believe there’s anyone left who believe a word Trump says. Literally lying to protect stock market haha. Thanks for the ez 250% on my 1dte from Friday orange nigger. Opened new shorts at 661. Get fucked by the trap bulls. It was so obvious and you fell for it (again).
>>62022104kek fucking BOGGED
Who are some of your favorite coping trannies to countertrade on X? If you study certain accounts and watch for when they start trooning out on the timeline, you can really get a sense of when to short or go long on oil.
>>62022063I'm not saying he should surrender but literally what's the point of refusing any negotiation?USA can't afford a long war but Iran has been fucking destroyed and they only got some pressure on oil and shot down a few planes.Anyone can explain to me their endgame? They're really wanting to die and see their country destroyed so they can look tough for a while?
>>62022098it was all fud. permabull retards were sperging out, and more clever people decided to punish them.
>>62022029What were you holding?I had 3k in gains from broad market index funds and didn't withdraw because I listened to the normies of "just buy and hold and don't touch it for 20 years". Now I'm learning it may not be a bad idea to reallocate some of my portfolio to other assets given market and economic conditions.
>>62022104>boggedPlease be fake.
Trump just said they are negotiating with someone who is not the ayatollah or the IRGC but just a parliament rep . That means he is still trying for regime change and you should buy the oil dip
>>62022109See you tomorrow anon. Don't get bog surgery like the other gay bear did.
>>62022109Easy for you to say, you don't have a mossad operative holding a gun to your head
>>62022063>"No negotiations with America have taken place. Fake news is intended to manipulate financial and oil markets and to escape the quagmire in which America and Israel are trapped.">oil futures immediately pumpInsanely based
>>62022125Basically confirmed Israel will assassinate that guy next
Wow, another lie from the Trump admin causing a pump and dump.Who could have predicted this? (me, I did, and I'm here to gloat)
>>62022113this guy >>62022063 retards think markets going down, so i buy calls because the establishment wont let itevery dip is a gift at this point
what about the gays of Hormuz?
Market still higher. So basically now Trump just TACOed just on his own by himself. He won't strike and delays it all. Or he lied and will strike but who knows, likelihood for TACO is far higher.
>>62022098because the algo pumped the market on trump announcing the end of the war and the bots are really fucking confused after reading hundreds of "iran just bombed a us military base in kuwait" tweets
LINE GO DOWN
>>62022141this is on the same level as the president saying he had talks with iran that didnt happen btw. delusional baggie
>>62022139That's what people don't get. Taco is taco wether Iran consents or not.
>>62022144i am green today, for the week, for the month and YTDeat my ass and kys before you wipe the shit off your lips
>>62022117They have started the fire. The Iranians genuinely think they are in some end-of-days style eschatological struggle against the Great and Lesser Satans. And it makes sense for them to think that, becuase they kind of are.The basic calculus is >we're gonna get bombed either way. Might as well drag this out and make it cost them as much as possible. So why negotiate? Israel bombed their negotiators like 3 diff times at this point. Why talk at all? I would deploy my shitpost brigade and start lighting their shit on fire. This is war. They didn't start it.
>>62021964But then there would be no janitors
>>62022149That's kinda dirty....
>I can't tell you who we're talking to or they would kill them
>>62022104>Also got a deep plane facelift and cheek implants and buccal fat removal and rear jaw implants and I am swollen as fuck still even tho the surgery was almost 4 weeks agoThis is the gayest thing I've read today. And today has been more gay than usual.
>>62022149ok but you are still delusional if you think you understand why the entirety of the stock market does anything btw
WHY is Nikkei down?
>>62022157because japs got no gas
>>62022111>>62022121Yea, it takes time and apparently I hold water like a mofo lelIf I fucked up I REALLY fucked up. I look like Bogdanoffs no joke. Like that tiger lady bitch lel. Everyone says this is normal but also everyone already looked semi normal by the 3rd week.Also, day after surgery dad died and combined with post surgery blues and dropping almost 80 from my ATH portfolio size made me question everythingDad was doing a bit better, money was flowing in and I felt like let me get something for my myself. Lost so much, lads. I will wait a bit till all of this gets resolved and slowly slurp Meta, MSFT, and maybe even NVDA but not sure. Value plays. However if GCC stops sending money to USA, if oil goes up and stays there, if rates increase I might be fuckedAll thanks to that orange almostkike
I’ve never seen volume look like that
>>62021680>failed Speak for your self I'm up 30% ithe last 2 weeks and anitber 5% today since I sold my producer etfs for a 2x long barrel security when it dipped to 87
>>62022141>>62022098Yep. The market is basically run by algorithms reading headlines and what is being reported is much different than reality. It's not that difficult to realize why it's messing up.>report that war is ending>credibility high - office of the president himselfYou can't even make it ignore Trump because if he does announce something like "we just bombed all of Iran's power plants" you'd want to dump asap
BRICS status?
>>62022117You have zero understanding of what is happening here. Have you tried reading a book? Ever?
>>62021666100%Then a new round of lies
>>62022165Still in 100% control of the gulf
>>62022166any recs?
>>62022117Are you retarded dude? The side that lies every week about “negotiations” obviously doesn’t have the leverage. Bond yields going above 4/5% on the front/long end will literally crash the equity market. Iran is a 3rd world country, we are not.
>>62021677>DefeatedMay we see it
unbelieveable
>>62022170Imagine if Iran demands payment in Chinese Yuan just to completely obliterate the petro dollar
>>62022153member in the 1800s how the US would make treaties with indians only to find out the guy they made the treaty with wasn't actually in control all his little indians
"Oil" is a commodity, and this thread is strictly /Stock Market General/
threadly reminderKEK BAGGIES
>>62022182Name a stock exchange that doesn't have commodity directives
>>62022165Considering the petrodollar is switching to the petroyuan according to Ray Dalio I would say BRICS are feeling comfy, moisturized and in a lane belonging to themselves.
>>62022177I just read an article about the petrodollar. Very interesting stuff
>>62022105>just assume you're smarter than the market and top diplomatsNot a high bar desu
>>62022182and you're a fag and this is strictly a /sister mating general/ full stop
>>62022184Already mooning from the dip
Who the fuck is making money in a market like this
>>62022171
>>62022196algos
>>62022182The commodities thread does not exist
>>62022182post you're stocks
>>62022196anyone with a brain and extremely fast hands who could predict the weekly TACOand of course the obvious insider traders
>>62022176This nigger smoking a pipe!
I was *this* close to moving all of my shit into money marketthankyou orange TACO retard
>>62022196Long energy chads and day traders making money off volatility
>>62022196Me? Longed oil at 11:45, closed at 12pm, made 3.32%. Think I'm done for the day
>>62022205>>62022205>>62022205>>62022205>>62022205
>>62022165The thirdies are right about international law, miggers are unironic chimps crashing the market and rule of law alike
>>62021777All memes aside, I actually do meditate every day. Also, checked
>>62022196me
>>62022181regime change by airstrike just makes more hydra heads
>>62022218I hope some iranian asshole keeps bombing boats after trump jacks the world off about his ceasefire
>>62022213>scalperGOD
>>62022196I increased my ETF position today in the morning. I plan to make money on this purchase by the time I retire.
>>62022157>why is an economy based on energy intensive manufacturing, chemicals and cars with no access to oil downHonestly surprised Takaichi hasn't JUSTed the global economy for fucking with the central bank, taking on unfunded spending for tax cuts and trying to kill inflation. I guess there's just a bigger crisis right now that stops the Japanese government from doing anything.I think this is like how Truss didn't nuke the UK economy for awhile because the Queen died.
>>62022190
> A high-level Iranian military source to Tasnim: Iran has prepared major new surprises for the coming days in the war that could dramatically change the outcome.>Trump sees all his military options failing, has no hope of victory or reopening the Strait of Hormuz, and is running low on munitions, so he’s switched to firing words on social media, which only humiliates him more.>Unlike Trump’s empty threats, Iran’s surprises will soon make the real result of the war clear.>Trump should lift his head from his phone, stop tweeting, and start watching the sky, oil prices, and stock markets.
>>62022104>BoggedYou have created the hell that you're doomed to exist in
why is it going back down
>shorting the laws of physics
>>62022283Its back to going up now
>>62022283>why is it going back downeverything is fine just keep buying goyim
Bart on the MU chart LOL
>>62022117I think it's mostly posturing before they start negotiating for realsies. Busting their balls before bringing them to the table gives a better impression than rolling over ASAP. That said, I'm not sure what would be a deal that they would accept. A new nuclear deal would probably be just as worthless as the last, America won't ever abandon the gulf for fear of this happening again, the Israelis obviously aren't just going to emigrate back to Europe and America, and Iran's proxy network was causing too much trouble for everyone involved and is too fucked-up now to ever get resuscitated. Suicide by world cop might be their only option atm.
>>62022368>Suicide by world copkek
I'd like to stop losing money now please.
>>62021630I was never going to make it into the bunkers anyway
>>62021655Ya don't.Everyone and their dog knew iran was a thing waiting to happen, and if ya couldn't pick up last year, you had the precision strike a month ago. Shoulda seen the expanded defense budget and bought defense stocks thenThe right question is how to profit off the end of the war, and that's simple, anything that crashed at the start of the bombing, you'll take more pain but if ya parse out yo buys it'll hurt less then one day Iran will be over and yo only choice will be how much of the rebound you want
