potential end of the war edition>Latest developments on the illegal and unconstitutional US strikes against Iranhttps://iran.liveuamap.com/https://x.com/sentdefender>Some helpful links to numb the painhttps://findahelpline.com/https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/https://www.whitehouse.gov/refundshttps://jlingz.com/>European indiceshttps://live.euronext.com/en>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesprevious smigger thread>>62022205
>>62022704tummy
calls or puts YOU HAVE TO PICK A SIDE
short oil
>>62022704WOOF WOOF
So, the war's over. Oil is going back to $40. S&P is going to 8k. Dow is going to 70k. How will you celebrate? Oil baggies need not apply, LOL.
ERM BROS??? THEY ARE GOING THROUGH THE STRAIT???
>world bear day is 23 March
Still long oil
Kek baggies
Simply nuke tel aviv and every single problem in the world will be solved instantly.
This is most jooish market in existence, like, nothing comes close. Not covid, not 2022, not even 2008
>>62022715PUTS
>>62022723>Iranian tankers are picking up oil in Iran
>>62022730This but unironically. Hitler was right all along.
>>62022723Iran owns the straits and can use them at any time
>>62022724This anon is cute and smart and I hope he made a lot of gains today
>>62022736tel aviv didnt exist during his reign
>>62022731so trade it instead of complain. its not hardits primo trading time my dude
>>62022704
This week belongs to MSTR.
hormussy still closedclown market
> nows
>Oil
>>62022745goated
>>62022731>2 likes 98 views And I should care why exactly?
Imagine trading oil, kek
>>62022662>Democrats are rallying around the idea of saving america's democratic institutions>don't lose hope friendIn reality, dems are pretty much bolsheviks who hate freedom just as much as they hate whites, borders and ethical institutions. >>62022654>the communist state of brazil is defending their democracyYou re-ddit marxists really are too dumb for politics.Anyway, I don't know what to regarding oil. It looks so tempting to short. Also, too risky.
>>62022715calls. markets getting tired of crybabies
>>62022731Financial markets and trump's posts shape reality not the other way around, sorry jihad bro
>>62022722First thing I would do is wake up
>>62022704>potential end of the war editionCan we stop this? Trump lied. No negotiations happened. It was just a rude for the markets because they were gonna open -4%The war is not ending. Iran doesn't want to end it. They said they don't, they are well armed and continue for years
All in on tech. The bottom was hours ago. The next bets time is now.
What are oil companies looking like right now? Is anyone buying?
All I wanna say is
Is oil company going out of business?
>>62022761I mean trump is lying but don't act like Iran isn't also
>>62022761what are those
NIGGERS & JEWS
>>62022765KICK ME KIKE MEJEW ME SUE ME
>redd itors rant in these threads about about how pro-freedom they are>in real life, they're completely deranged, anti-white commie thugs >Democrats are rallying around the idea of saving america's democratic institutionsImagine being so insane that you type this out unironically. Anyway, the american tech sector is grossly overvalued.
>>62022752He's not some random nobody, on top of being affiliated with the IRGC.
>>62022761If the war isn't ending, why is Iran opening negotiations through Pakistan?Oil baggie detected, kek
>>62022764Flatish, mostly slightly down
Where's the long oil schizo that calls everyone a Jew? I want to laugh.
THREESEVENSAND THE MARKETGOESTO HEAVENS(fucking dies)
>>62022766Asia decided to give up on the whole oil and diesel fad
>>62022775How many open negotiations has the Russia-Ukriane war had?
>Shelter in Place. >U.S. Embassy Muscat has issued a shelter in place for the country of Oman, including Muscat, due to ongoing activity. Iran is negotiating alright, with missiles
Imagine losing all of your money… to oil. Not to stocks, not to some startup that at least tried to build something—but to a panic-click, dopamine-fueled “this is definitely going higher bro” buy at the literal peak of a commodity chart that looks like a vertical cliff. You didn’t invest—you volunteered as exit liquidity for guys who already sold hours ago. Now you’re sitting there refreshing charts, reading geopolitical headlines like they’re horoscopes, convincing yourself this is “just a pullback” while your account slowly evaporates. You didn’t get rugged by Wall Street—you rugged yourself, all because you saw one green candle too many and thought you were early instead of being the final boss of bagholders.
>>62022779the perfect babe
I wonder if trump tailors his tweets for maximum bot manipulation.All Caps increases signal strength.His choice use of words like “hope” over and over.He’s got to know what he’s doing at this point.
>>62022715selling conservative call spreads
>>62022743STOP SCROLLING. Reply with your genuine opinion on this stock.
>>62022770true
>>62022761>they are well armed and continue for yearslollmao
>>62022791trash
Last chance to make generational wealth by going long oil.
XOM is up 0.8% tho
>>62022791fuck off nigger
>>62022780He's currently in hiding. I would be too if I was warned for two weeks straight, only to be proven completely wrong. He'll be back at the next 0.10% oil "pump" to celebrate with his thumbnail jew basedjaks from google images.
Fuck markets, fuck politics and fuck money. I've got a chocolate orange tray bake and I know how to use it.
>>62022796No Mr Charles Schwab I don't want to give you more money.
this market is huffing so much copium right now.
>>62022784Iran has no cards and knows it. Baggie rekt kek
>>62022785You realize that thousands of casualties occurred every day during the German - Entente negotiations to end WWI?
>>62022785They're just trying to come to negotiations from a position of power after getting utterly and irredeemably btfo the last 3 weeksIts a desperate attempt, war is over by April cap it smiggas.
>>62022805Your cult leader said the exact same cope about Ukraine retard
>hey guys, Iran, the religious fanatics, are threatening to destroy one of their religions holy sites, the Dome of the Rock! Oh no!>t. The guys who want the Dome of the Rock deletedHmm.
>>62022808Cute
what's the play rn? i dont know what to buy
Iran just has to hold out until the US regime change in 6 months lmao, they won't negotiate anything now.In fact, they don't even have to xait that long, we are at day 24 of the 60 days (extensible +30) special military operation. Almost at the half of it.
>>62022785Mostly peaceful negotiation!
It doesn't matter what long oil biz tranny tourists from pol believe. The market has spoken. The war is ending, oil is going back to $40, and oil baggies will be bagging my food in the McDonalds drive through for 5 years until the next oil pump... Oh wait, they won't, since they gambled on futures, and they're all liquidated now, probably losing a significant amount of their capital in the process... don't worry, I hear McDonalds has competitive benefits and pay. I promise I will tip you in the drive thru (not really).
>>62022704>potential end of the war editionThe war is not going to end. It's basic game theory: if Iran agrees to an end to hostilities now, it opens itself up to salami slicing tactics. Now that Iran has been attacked, Iran must cause Trump significant pain in order to deter future attacks. The way Iran can do that is by keeping the strait closed for 6 months or longer.The only way the strait re-opens quickly is if the US agrees to pay reparations and to fully withdraw from the Middle East, which seems unlikely.
>>62022806>this is just like world war 1it's going that bad for america, huh?
>>62022795>>62022800opinions discarded as TRASH
>>62022704Cutie
>>62022779Yes but is that a good idea?
>>62022764My north sea oil play was breaking even this morning after fluctuating 10% either way. It's now down 6% thanks to orange man.
>>62022801>He's currently in hiding. I would be too if I was warned for two weeks straight, only to be proven completely wrong. He'll be back at the next 0.10% oil "pump" to celebrate with his thumbnail jew basedjaks from google images.Your puts are equally retarded
>>62022766It's oilover.
Are we ready for the Abivax earning's after market? The company with the single most takeover speculation.
>>62022830I think we need to track oil prices over middle eastern conflicts
ARe we gonna get another dip or are we BACK and on track to $680
>The U.S. wants to end the war with Iran by April 9.Source: ynet
>>62022821The point is that the war is over when the war is over. The war isn't paused during negotiations. Blormpf is probably lying anyway, but I'm just saying, strikes occurring currently doesn't mean that there aren't backroom deals taking place. Strikes may even be strengthened for negotiation leverage.
>>62022839What's happening April 9th?New bull cycle?
>AIR DEFENCES SHOOT DOWN EXPLOSIVE DRONE OVER U.S. CONSULATE IN IRAQ’S ERBIL - SECURITY SOURCESmost peaceful negotiations
I sold everything.I am have had enough of the “China’s final warning” market.Good luck in the casino smiggers.
>>62022841This is correct and both sides will try to keep up the illusion of unlimited strength until peace
>>62022849Funny you say that because China is the only country that didn't TACO in the trade war tacowar
>>62022830I warned you.He.Will.Not.Allow.It.
>>62022847Its 2 weeks from the end of this week
>>62022775>>62022794The war continues and no amount of cope can change that. I don't have oil but I got fucked out of puts today because of this nigger..thankfully I didn't really lose money.But it's become obvouis he is talking shit up and down. Probably trading it himself. And today when the market closes an escalation will occur>>62022794They are literally still making missiles and drones retard. If a tiny enclave like Gaza, under constant glowie surveillance can make thousands of rockets a month than entire country is certainly doing it. We haven't even bombed the eastern half of the country
>>62022832Please keep posting cope, it will definitely help your underwater oil futures... oh wait, you got liquidated lmao faggot
>>62022810Frankly they care more about the nearby mosque and about a year ago the mudlslimes had a riot with people jumping and pissing on its roof.This is all theater, I remember the ssad regime had non-stop propaganda with news casters assembling handguns and rifles on air right before al-Assad himself fled to Moscow.
>>62022809He ended that war in a day though.
OIL FUCKING MOONING OH SHIT OH FUCK
jerome please
>>62022860Trump and his friends sold the pump already and reloaded puts. There were no negotiations taking place
>>62022848That's odd. I just watched a video of Erbil blowing up after being hit by a drone.
Long oil, this is far from over.
>>62022860Oil crabbing doe
use broker for six yearsknow they have a trading platform thing but the standard website worked fine although mildly clunkyonly today have to open the platform thing to change a setting that can only be changed there and not on the websiteeverything is way better and easier to accessi'm so stupid. i should have at least glanced at the thing six years ago to see.
>>62022860Fuck you bastard made me check. Anyway, resume the dump.Need more oil baggie pain.
>In Call With Trump Less Than 2 Days Before US-Israeli Strike On Iran, Netanyahu Argued For Joint Killing Of Khamenei - RTRS Sources>- Discussed Updated Intelligence On Meeting In Tehran Between Khamenei And Key Lieutenants>- Netanyahu Said ‘There Might Never Be A Better Chance’ To Kill Khamenei, Avenge Iranian Efforts To Assassinate Trump>IRGC Spox: No Need To Mine The Strait Of Hormuz As Iranian Armed Forces Have Full Control - RTRS>Pentagon Officials Weigh Deployment Of Airborne Troops To Iran – @nytimes
>>62022853We shall see who can remain rational/insane the longest.The market.The orange man. The man eating a tray bake in bed with a nice cup of tea.
>>62022860I have Apa corporation, mainly because of their suriname oil field.
>>62022704I LOVE FLAT GIRL TUMMY
>>62022876dude it's overboth parties are already negotiating an end to the war
>>62022853>Hands of someone that never worked in life
Oh look at that>>62018841
>>62022876Stop posting news it's over for oil baggies.
>>62022761>continue for years6 months, at most.
>>62022883>both partiesIsn't there somebody you forgot to ask?
>>62022849Jiang Xueqin says if this war ends and america stays in the middle east, then he's gonna ditch predicting.I think it's pretty clear the war is not going to end anytime soon.
WTFWT
oil saars..
>>62022883Bag holders...bag holdersWe got delusional bag holders here
Oil baggie servants, Bring me my grapes, gently, one by one—your shaky, margin-called hands are perfect for such delicate labor. And you there, the one who bought the top wick on crude—fan me, faster. I want a steady breeze powered entirely by your unrealized losses. Do you remember when you said “oil only goes up”? Good. Now say it again while polishing my floors. Louder. I can’t hear you over the sound of my portfolio not being entirely composed of peak-FOMO barrel buys. And when you’re done, line up nicely—I may allow one of you to explain, in great detail, how you turned a global commodity into a personal financial extinction event. Now hurry… the grapes aren’t going to feed themselves, and I didn’t crown you Oil Baggies for nothing.
>>62022848I was right. I did just see a video of Erbil taking a direct hit.
>>62022902ngas fags are suffering more
I've been watching on the sidelines for oil to fall to reasonable prices.Is it almost time for me to buy?
>>62022892See you July after several rate hikes and the war is still ongoing
>>62022887>1.39%and there's the top
I'm no longer Petrobras shareholder. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
so whats the dealthought the market decided trump lied this morningwhy the FUCK are we creeping back upEXPLAIN THIS TO ME I LOST EVERYTHING THIS MORNING
>>62022912Looks pretty good to me. Not a financial advisor, not a financial advice.
>>62022912You already missed this week's picobottom
>>62022912Yes sar $88/bbl wery cheap inwestment priceIt was just $60 a month ago sar but ignore fuddings purchase the oil inwestment todayyou will make many money sir just like today... today oil Bulls are celebrating... you too can celebrate too sir
>>62022912Oil is too risky to trade right now. Time to move on. Try cotton or sugar.
>>62022920You're just watching the most Jewish shit imaginable unfold in real time
>>62022920Vance confirmed the peace negotiations
>>62022916that's three months and a week, dumb-ass.
>>62022920look at oil computer, bussy dropped a load again
>>62022920Trump pumped, he dumped, now it's returning to norm as buyers reenter Tommorrow will be another eye gouging negative open until the next lie
>>62022920Negotiations are negotiating possibilities, maybe.
>>62022929Cope..maybe the straight will open up on its own after awhile
>>62022912Why you want to trade oil of all things possible to trade?
>>62022743You guys are sleeping on this. Risking $1k that it closes above $142 on Friday for a $2-3k payout depending on entry price (I got in at the low today, so my max profit is closer to $3k). Even if assuming random walking behavior, it seemed like a good move.
>>62022893I consent
>DAVE
>>62022939I would lose sleep holding this
>>62022839lol they are going overtime trying to pump the markets with nonsense today
>The U.S. has not changed plans to deploy thousands of Marines to the Middle East. >Meanwhile, the U.S. military signals business as usual, with documented strikes on Iranian targets.Source: CBS
>>62022919Buy Petrobras, got it. Any more tips?
>Peace talks Isreal wants to steal more land from Lebanon , stop Iran from having proxies , nuke concessions and possible regime change.US wants what ever isreal tells them to want and also to end the war Iran has to much negotiating power to agree to any of these right now so we won't get peace this week
>>62022920People keep betting on Trump lying, but then it turns out he wasn't. Maybe there is a lesson here?
>>62022941Cute
>>62022939What is this company producing?
>>62022947Short oil all the way to $40
If you bought oil against my advice, congrats, you are now pic related. I warned you for two weeks straight oil would dump back down. What did you do? Ignore me and get euphoric over a 1% pump at the top. Now look at you. Defeated. Pathetic. Coping. "It'll go back up any minute now!!" Just sad. Just take out all the money you have, tear it in half. That's how you should handle your money. Your hard earned money is GONE now. All you had to do was take my advice. But no, you were too proud to listen to someone who does this for a living, and now you're rekt. I can't say I didn't enjoy taking your money.
>gold still going downuhhh this doesn't seem good.
>>62022942It's a $1k risk for a 2-3x potential gain in seven days, and it was above $145 less than four market days ago, and has been trending up since early feb. It's a shitty time to long. a risk-on volatile stock, but that's why the pay is so juicy. If it dips again, imma double down (barring any market changing info). $2k risk for $6k gain isn't bad when the probability of hitting the target is as decent as this is imo.
Str8 of Hummus is still closed for unfriendly nations, isn't it?
>>62022958Yes but it'll open itself in just 2 more weeks
>>6202295211% dividend yield. in the coming decades MSTR is just gonna be a straight bank with better yielding accounts than what we have currently
>>62022958shut up oil baggie!!!
>Pakistan has emerged a major power broker between Iran and Trump
>>62022957>seven days 4-5 days, as in this Friday.
Why does Hormuz have to be straight? Can’t it be a little gay?
>>62022965Art.
>>62022960while that sound taasty, i'm really not convinced by that Michael Saylor guy or bitcoin desu.
If you are only baggie, listen closely:I am going to rape you to death.Sit back and watch as oil goes to my target price of $40/bblIf you haven't exited yet, hold on to that position for me. I need more time to rape you to death. Thank you.
the market is pricing in that we can just substitute motor oil with canola oil
>>62022965Oh no no...I'll bet they took that out of hisSad thing is this happened in Canada
>>62022794As long as Iran's civilian economy keeps functioning, the war could potentially continue indefinitely. Iran is self sufficient in food and fuel. Iran is still exporting oil to China and is still trading with border countries. Iran's key military infrastructure and much of its military industry is underground, immune to airstrikes.>Iran says it has built third underground ballistic missile factoryhttps://www.reuters.com/article/world/iran-says-it-has-built-third-underground-ballistic-missile-factory-idUSKBN18L0Z8/While Iran has published footage from inside its underground weapons storage facilities, it has not published any footage from inside underground weapons factories. However, Iran-aligned Syria also built some underground weapons factories. Israel raided one of them in 2024 and published photos from inside, showing that it even had at least one planetary mixer.During the 2025 war, Israel bombed Iran's above-ground missile factories. And yet, only a few months later, Iran took delivery from China of 2,000 tons of sodium perchlorate. What did Iran plan to do with it, just put it in a pile?https://edition.cnn.com/2025/10/29/middleeast/iran-rebuilding-ballistic-weapons-program-intlThis indicates that a lot of Iran's missile production is underground.
>>62022947our IDs are almost similar in color. not a good sign if you want to counter-trade me, is it?
>>62022974He can just refinance and average diwn. I wouldn't worry. Bullish
>>62022960And what happened the last time bitcoin companies were advertising high yields, anon? Or are you that new?
>>62022979You also didn't mention supply lines are open through Turkmenistan and Pakistan. During the Iran Iraq war Saddam dropped Sarin gas on 44 Iranian cities. Killed 700,000 Iranians. Lmao at thinking Iran is gonna surrender or that they are defeated
>>62022983REFINANCE WHERE, MICHAEL???
>>62022946Reluctantly bucketed.
>>62022935
>>62022989JUST WALK INTO THE BANK AND GET A LOAN. WHATS THE PROBLEM.
the rich are selling stocks into this
>>62022984It's very clear you're ignorant to what MSTR is offering, and the dividend yield can be adjusted. I'm not aware of any company that's ever offered anything like what MSTR is offering - they aren't a stablecoin provider at risk of depegging like LUNA, or a scammy brokerage like FTX. Also - my position is only until this Friday.
>>62022994thicc
>>62022998this image doesn't reflect prices I entered at btw, I'm up 25% on it since the lows this morning where I got in. My R:R was closer to 1:3.
>>62022946goin to the local persian owned club tonight now
>>62022965Wagie wagie going for a skatie.
markets already pricing in an end to the war. bears are fucked
>*STRAIT OF HORMUZ DOTTED WITH ABOUT A DOZEN IRANIAN MINES: CBS
>>62023009Dis is more volatility for more bearish trades wdym
>>62022998I am ignorant. But I don’t trust any company that attaches their value on the good name of btc. I’ve seen too many of them fuck people over since 2017.
New pump tweet just dropped
I'll never understand oil traders
>>62023016meanwhile... market does nothing?fake and gay
>>62022999I always thought that pic had a door door stain. I guess someone added it
Long on coalLong on canned foodLong on potable waterLong on bullets
>>62023018Propaganda delay innit.
>>62023016I don't believe anything until I see the straight of homos wide open.
>>62023016>Jews telling liesWow, never happened before.
>>62022704OnlyFans owner dies from cancerHow did a super mega rich powerful jew die from 'cancer'? Is he a retard or was it an inside job? Anyway I'm shorting any stocks related to dating and porn.
>>62023022its not real. we would never know anything before the computers
>>62023016Another Fake and gay stick save. If this keeps up the market is just gonna dump 10% and be done with it and no amount of tweets will fix that
>>62023016no way thats real no way thats real no way thats real no way thats real no way thats real no way thats real no way thats real no way thats real no way thats real no way thats real no way thats real no way thats real no way thats real no way thats real no way thats real no way thats real no way thats real no way thats real no way thats real
>>62023016lol
>>62023016come on I refuse to believe Iran would agree to get cucked like this after Israel killed so many civilians
>>62023016LMAOOil baggots could not get more rekt.I predicted the war would be over by last weekend. My prediction was only one day off. War is over on Monday,Get fucked oil baggies. I warned you faggots for two weeks straightNow you can go back to dealing in the real world.
>>62023026No amount of money will save you from the big C if its not caught in time.
>>62023015That's fine, IMO the trade stands on its own legs as a random walking expected value trade - I get $3k + my principle back if it closes the week (vertical line in the crosshairs) above $142 (horizontal line). Given its trending movement and volatility, it seemed like a good trade regardless of what the underlying does. If all goes well, by Friday I get my $1k back plus $3k profit.
I may be stupid but fool me can't get fooled again. Nothing ever happens - the war will continue
>>62023034Thank you for sharing an actual trade in smg
>mission accomplishedladies and gentlemen, we got'em
>>62023016>yeah bro Iran has agreed to give up their ability to hit us back when we bomb them trust me bro
>>62023032But no one made $$$ from oil.It should have went up? It went down or crabIt should have went down? It went up a tiny bit (0.10%) then back down and crabWho WON? With all the fear and shit, we should have had $120 EASY, but they manipulated the fucking market and ruined everything!
>>62023036shame on you
>>62023020I look like this and bought Sofi
>>62023016>Senior Iranian officials have agreed to give Bibi prima noctis rights to every first born Iranian woman in the countryCuck country.
HOLY FUCK OIL IS DUMPING LIKE A SHITCOINHOPE YOU BOUGHT PUTSTHIS IS THE BIG ONEONLY BAGGIES ABOUT TO DEAL IN THE REAL WORLD
>>62022920stop trying to swing trade. you don't belong to their group, you will always get fucked over by the insider trading bets they placed before dropping whatever you're reacting to.just get a job and buy indexes. that way you never have to time anything.
>>62023042You know you can bet on oil going DOWN, right?Oil dumped -15% this morningI woke up to thousands in profit in my face. Please get off biz and read a book. Maybe one day you can be as wise as me.
>blow your entire fake peace deal pump for one red candleLol
>>62023042I botted at 96 and solded at 112 doe
People forget that ships are slow.The last pre-war cargoes are still in Asia waiting to be discharged. But that ends later this week. Between Japanese/Korean SPR releases, Iranian/Russian unsanctioned oil on water, and a few US cargoes trickling in, they've bought a bit of time. Say 35-45 days.Even if the Strait reopens tomorrow, it would be 20-25 days for cargoes to reach Japan and Korea. The timeline is very tight.
>>62023016They don't even have long range ballistic missiles, worthless concession
Sooooooo, about that private credit thing…
oil baggies... your response
>nothingburger tweet comes out>retardpump>nothingburger news comes out>retardump>legit, serious news come out>nothing happenswhat the FUCK is their fucking problem??? "uh oh let's gigapump the market on an obvious bullshit tweet but let's do nothing when we get actual serious stuff"??how am i supposed to tell now which bullshit daily news they "trust" and which they don't?
>>62023062You're losing alot of money right now, aren't you?
>>62023038Anytime, I've been really into bull/bear debit spreads or verticals lately - way better PnL and risk profile than single long calls/puts. I'm trying to get good about legging in and out of condors or other positions this way.
>>62023054Swing trading is fine if you can do macro analysis. If you're that one faggot coping kid who posts jew basedjaks, and you rely on vibes and memes to trade, you will get rekt (as he did today).Read Alchemy of Finance by Soros
>>62023075markets can't exactly turn on every dime intraday
>NEW YORK, March 23 (Reuters) - ChatGPT maker OpenAI is offering private-equity firms a sweeter deal than rival Anthropic as both artificial intelligence companies court buyout firms to form joint ventures aimed at raising fresh capital and accelerating adoption of enterprise AI products, according to people familiar with the talks.>OpenAI is offering private-equity firms preferred equity stakes with a guaranteed minimum return of 17.5%, significantly higher than typical preferred instruments, two people familiar with the matter said. It is also offering early access to its newest AI models as it seeks to enlist investors such as TPG and Advent for its joint venture, three sources said.https://www.reuters.com/business/openai-sweetens-private-equity-pitch-amid-enterprise-turf-war-with-anthropic-2026-03-23/
>>62023066I'm hearing 3 weeks of closure will take 3 months to get back to pre-war shipping levels. 6 weeks closed, 6 months to return the flow, and so on and so forth
>>62023077I’m not because I have hedgesYou most likely are, however
>>62022956Buy at the shoulder at like 3800. The tbill move is bludgeoning gold but I think it's oversold from liquidations.
>>62023087>>62023070Take the offer
>>62022704test
>>62023092how can I, as a retail chud, take a guaranteed 17.5% ?
DO NOT BUY PUTS. THE MARKET IS PINNED TO VWAP. ITS UNBREAKABLE. YOU CANT BREAK THESE VWAPS
Oil baggies, if you thought $85 dollars was painful, you're going to LOVE this next dump.
>>62023092I appreciate the offer.Very kind of you.
>>62023097broke your mom's WAP last night
>>62023099>oil is going to $60 soonwe need better captchas
>>62023099Congrats on your first winning trade bud, always a big one
>>62023099Bottom signal
someone explain to me how we ended up green today? nothing changed. strait is still closed. The coalition of losers are not one step closer in getting it open and usa still got troops on the way for a ground operation which will dump stocks even more.
>>62023109baggie signal
>>62022998how much did the 142's cost you versus how much did you get paid for the 145's? this is a strangely narrow call spread
>>62023111There's world peace in our time and Bessent is printing more oil as we speak
>>62023095oh sorry, I didn't know you were retail.>>62023100pleasure doing business with you
>>62023111umm were basically where we were friday afternoon/evening except +3 days for inflation
>>62023111Just accept it and get out what you can.
>>62023089When wells shut down for a long time, they might take more time to start up. But storage onshore and offshore is filled up, so that's a huge buffer of gulf oil ready to go as soon as the strait reopens, probably more than enough to offset well restart times. On the receiving end, refineries can run at around 65% but not much lower than that. Japan is already there. Refineries that end up shutting down due to lack of crude will take a lot longer to start up. Refineries inside the gulf have already shut down.Lack of local refining capacity in the gulf might cause such a huge surge of backed up crude exports when the gulf reopens that it will probably cause congestion in Asia.
>>62023111America runs on Dunkin
OHFUCK OHFUCK OHFUCK WHAT IF TODAY WAS A MANUFACTURED BULL TRAP AND THE REAL MOVE IS DOWN AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>62023099Oil is rangebound and if you didn't take profit from extrinsic in your puts today your trade is wrong and you're going to lose money.
Invent a time machine, go back in time one month, and buy BYD, CATL and SungrowGuaranteed +20%
>>62023111we won the war again for like the 12th time are you not paying attention?
>>62023127The Jeet unironically thinks he'll get to sell at 60$. He is, ironically enough, as crazy as the the bulls saying it will go to 200.
goyim bros...how are we dealing in the real world?
Guys are we ironic posting or are we serious? Do you know how silly you look celebrating or meme posting about shorts with this price action?This is the celebration chart? Again idk if we’re doing memes or serious talking
>>62023111we won the war again
>>62023123Oil depots around the Gulf have been getting blown up
>>62023016>Iran lies, again
>>62023123>storage onshore and offshore is filled upisn't Iran actively emptying the other gulf states oil storage via missile
>>62023034>I get $3k + my principle back if it closes the week (vertical line in the crosshairs) above $142 (horizontal line)no you do not. there is no situation where you make 3k$ profit. your max profit is 2315$ (+your principle back) and that is IF and ONLY IF MSTR reaches 145 or higher
>>62023133pretty sure you wanna trade when the chart is all over the place
OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK SELL EVERYTHING AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ITS OVERRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>62023018lying was priced in to allow for 2 fake out pump dumps in the early market
MIDDLE EAST IN PERPETUAL WARGLOBAL FAMINEENERGY DEADS&P AT 350000
>>62023113Long 142C: $2.0186, short 145C: $1.3086. Yeah the spread was pretty narrow, I didn't care to capture upside beyond $145, since I see it being unlikely this week so it let me reduce the total risk/position size but keep the reward I wanted.
>>62023142based gook
>>62023111nigger dont think about it too much, take the exit ramp while you still can and be prepare to slurp when the time is right>Roughly 3000 American paratroopers are heading to the Middle East as the U.S. continues to build up land forces in the region -Jerusalem Post
>>62023138My entry was below what that pic showed, when MSTR was around $134 earlier today. I'm already up 25% on it, but that pic was just a demo showing the prices when I made the post.
Feels good to be from EU right now, just bought land so I don't worry about investing my money and our american 'friends' will soon have a nice field trip to the mountains of Iran, I hope to catch some of them on Temu drone camera footage
IT WAS A BULLTRAP AHHHHHHHH
>>62023138In other words, yes, I do get $3.2k max profit plus my principle back if MSTR closes above $145 on Friday.
>BREAKING NEWA significant movement is underway from US Army, Navy and Air Force bases in CONUS to the Middle East comprised of at least 35 C-17 flights since March 12th, with 11 more flights on the way.Origins:12-Hunter Army Air Field/Fort Stewart, GA8-Unknown7-JB Lewis-McChord, WA6-Pope Army Air Field/Fort Bragg, NC4-Campbell Army Airfield/Fort Campbell, KY4-Gray Army Airfield/JB Lewis-McChord, WA4-Naval Air Station Oceana, VA1-MacDill AFB, FL1-JB McGuire-Dix-Lakehurst, NJDestinations:17-Ovda Air Base, Israel13-King Faisal Air Base, Jordan4-King Hussein Int'l Airport, Jordan> OSINT Defender (https://x.com/sentdefender/status/2036153038906196133?s=20): Deployment of the 82nd Airborne Division from Ft. Bragg, as well as other units with the U.S. Army, appear to now be underway from bases within the Continental United States towards the Middle East, as staging continues for potential ground operations in Iran.
bros do i sell my MU? i dont wanna sell a giant red dildo but i do want out
>>62023157I sold today at open. Will go back in tho, just not until next week at least.
>>62023157I collared my shares this morning 455/400. IDK what you do now.
I should of bought more helium
>>62023157My stop-limit is $400. The fact that it's still holding is causing me anxiety for an overnight rug-pull but I've been learning to keep my orders and not change them.
>>62023157Do covered calls or whatever?
>>62023164>stop limitNGMI
>>62023152You live in india
>>62023155Why did they have to go with the lamest operation name possible?
>>62023135>>62023137I could be wrong but I think the storage tanks that went up in flames must have had some kind of refined fuel, crude is hard to blow up.
>>62023155How many grunts is that?
trump liedpeople died
>>62023157they will 100% stop loss raid overnight, the marke tisnt going to miraculously recover and drag mu back up in a couple days. exit. let this guy get bogged >>62023164
HERE'S WHY THE APPROACHING PLANET KILLER ASTEROID IS BULLISH FOR US TECH STOCKS!!!!!!!!!!
mubros you ever hear of defensive puts?
>>62023178>the marke tisnt going to miraculously recoveryeah it is
ty for being my exit liquidity pumpies
>>62023172I'm sure a fiery but mostly peaceful missile puncturing a tank of oil is enough to ignite
>office intern said he shorted oil with leverage and his broker exited the trade due to a "stop profit" mechanism after he tripled his moneyWhat the fuck are these kids trading on
>>62023182youve got all the moving averages against you, a negative weekly macd, no.
>>62023178>marke tisnt going to miraculously recoverit will
Just another day in the market.
>>62023164My experience is that all stops are scams. Everyone can see your stop and can manipulate the price for a microsecond to steal your money. Literal billion dollar industry built on this.
>>62023181would not recommend puts on defense when a war just started bub
>>62023187>"stop profit"that's cute
Feel like all my trades are stop profit
>>62023142Lot of us here could learn a few things from Yunosucke. Not me. Mainly yous.
POWER HALF HOUR PLEASE
>>62023189Suck my macDWe open 666 tomorrow and will be pushing 7,000 by Friday.
>he's never heard of 'stop wins'
>>62023211>the 'are you tired of winning' sell order
stocks
just opened some stop wings on SPY
>>62023207nope>>62023210delusional baggie
POWER NAP HOUR
I hope the war goes on forever and Babe gets drafted.
>>62023229babe can always get barefoot and pregnant in my kitchen instead
>>62023236Trannys can't get pregnant lad.
>>62023177Checked
I wonder what that spike 15 minutes before Trumps post was
>Ships and troops on way to Strait >Try to threaten them but doesn’t work >Lie and say working on negotiations with Iran for ceasefire and end to war >Market recovery for a week>Time for ships and troops to arrive >Blame Iran for negotiations break down which gives reason for ground invasion >Ground invasion this weekend or next week Enjoy the brief market reprieve
>>62023243Trump and his buddies insider trading. Not exactly a secret anymore. Did the exact same last year during the tariff debacle.
>>62023243lutnick, kushner, barron
>>62023243simply a coincidental gigantic futures buy
>>62023243The jump happened right after the post, not before. I was awake and watched this morning, shitting my pants.
>>62023246Yep. I'm slowly winding down my positions. I don't like this bullshit.
>>62023187Its what shittier brokers do so they don't lose their ass. Some of them take automatically place the opposite side of the trade, so they remain neutral.
>>62023246When the troops get in Trump will announce victory several more times to keep bags pumped
>>62023243>>62023254the original tweet was deleted as it contained the N word
>>62023239Well it's her right to get pregnant if she wants to whether or not it's possible or not
he would never say NIGGER
>>62023243A little bit of mayjik.
>>62023267the other N word
Bullish for amazon
>>62023269njews?
>>62023271Bullish for detergent
>>62023272nikes
>>62023271i would never buy an expensive computer part from amazon, thats retarded
>>62023271Imagine the suds.
>>62023271Based
>tfw too much of a holdmaxxer to sell LMT and take my winnings
>>62023271You're just asking to get your wallet gaped if you're stupid enough to give an amazon seller more than like 70 bucks
>>62023243What chart is this
oh yeah. yeah BIG rally. big big rally. bull market.
DING DING DING DING DINGHow did it go today?!?!
>Market closes>Missle alerts startYou did sell, right anon?
>>62023157I've trimmed my holdings by about two thirds, and the same for Sandisk and Western Digital. I am sick of the whiplash from a completely irrational market, so I'm going to keep my finger in, but only that.
>>62023314up 0.87% today but up 0.87% this week
>>62023310Looks like he's either making everything up or trying to put on a puppet as leader.
>>62023310>I don't want them to be killed Wouldn't we be the ones doing the killing?
>>62023333checked but i think most of us dont understand how iran works, maybe theres other people high up that arent immediately part of the evil regime or something
>>62023190qrd
>>62023157>>62023181This helium shortage is bearish for memory. I will short tech as long as it's not addressed
>>62023314
>>62023337MOTHERFUCKER IF HE WAS THE LEADER HE WOULDN'T BE GETTING KILLED IF PEOPLE KNEW HIS NAMETHEY WOULD CHEER FOR HIM
>>62023349>>62023349>>62023349
>>62023314How can I afford my Costco hotdog now? I needed this money
>>62023314I got raped
>>62023350it's impolite to bake so soon after the bell
>>62023347our greatest ally would kill him
>>62023359That's karma for dinging in the wrong thread last week
>>62023314Today: +1.74%This Month: -6.63%This Year: -11.67%
If the faggots are gonna keep the price action in the after hours market why even have a market . Total market maker death and 24 hour markets .
>>62023314+18%, which isn't that exciting as I was also heemed 18% on Friday
>>62023243Everyone says Trump but its obviously congress like it always has been. I don't get this "its Trump" narrative when we have literally known its congress for decades.
>>62023111Economy is fake and gay. Is line is going terribly down by the weekend, then you can foresee the black monday and invent some bullshit to keep it up.
