Don't tell Iran edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates>NEW THREAD: Copy-paste the following when making a new thread:https://pastebin.com/GfB48W5GPrevious thread>>62024743
short oil
my bags
>trump had to promise world peace for a lower high on the sp500 and oil over 90Its so over you dont even understand how over it is
> futures
Fuck peace ticket, I'm gonna need a meal ticket soon
>WW3 unfolding in real time>FT running looksmaxxxing bullshitis this bullish? are you guaranteed success smiggers?
>>62025700>tfw 180cm manlet
ITS NIGGGGGGGGEERR TUESDAY BOYS
why doesn't the military just start flying all the oil out on kc-135s ?
INSHALAH HOLY WARS WILL CONTINUE
>>62025711
>>62025711So let me get this straight. Trump and Bibi are bombing the fuck out of the muslims in Iran, and the muslims in Saudi Arabia are telling us to keep going? That's pretty based boss.
>>62025716crazy to think but theres sand people who hate other sand people
>>62025700I really don't get how inflated the value of height became in the past 5 years, but since I'm 6ft I benefit a lot from it.
>>62025717I thought they all marched together single file to hide their numbers boss.
>>62025701I'm 6'2'' and I'm down over 7% MTD if it makes you feel any better
>>62025679>10 year yields back to 4.4%the power of 1 tweet in caps did not bring world peace, its joever
YOU CANT TWEET THE RATES DOWN NIGGGGEEERRR
>>62025720the "i'll probably die soon" fags always live the longestgo to thailand and bang every women that doesn't run awayreinvest the rest
I'm seriously done with the current kangaroo market
why aren't the iranians out overthrowing their regime already? how much air cover do they want? it doesn't get any better air cover than this
>>62025716Sunni vs Shia Muslims. Saudis want to be the dominate Muslim power in the Middle East.
>>62025727trade it retard. just make bets and let them ride. its the best time to trade because you can be right in either direction
>>62025679I should kill myself
Today is my Birthday. I'll probably die soon, but at least I got to make my gookfu a birthday sex haver this morning boss.
>>62025679TROOOOOOOOOOMP ANNOUNCE THAT YOU'VE MADE PEACE WITH IRAN AGAIN PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE
>>62025735can I have your bags boss?
>>62025720You probably should take a couple years to think very seriously about who you can take out before you die. Seriously.Do your own research on state/local personnel that are corrupt/been convicted but are still cliqued up.As far as the money goes just put it in some trust for a young relative you like. Ideally under 18, since the boost for them is significantly greater than some other 40 year old. Nobody but a dying guy would give a kid a gift like that.
>>62025700do manlets really?
>>62025735Will you post port now
>>62025727cant go wrong with buying oilif you can figure out when trump is going to tweet and get out early then even better
Do I have this right?>zognald spews a bunch of fake bullshit>market forced to react just in case>market slowly comes to terms with it all being a lie>repeat on a weekly cycleWhat's going to happen when the market stops reacting? Will they noootice who is really pulling the strings?
>Shit & piss has been dumping for a month>Everything still seems overvaluedI'm just gonna browse penny stocks
>>62025735i just threw up a little bit
>>62025727Why? If its too volatile for you, just buy SGOV and wait
>>62025734Dont
>>62025711Told you these people love bombing each other.
>>62025750>gonna browse penny stockswhere ? what platforms?
>>62025734just DON'T
>>62025755>Trannies won>Insider traders won>Jews wonI can't win why do I even try
Why don't oil companies come out with their own peace prizes
>>62025727insanity means opportunity>t. t.dwyer
>>62025744I actually haven't made any trades since 2017 boss.
>>62025769he should really give that back
>>62025768There's no "won", the problem is that you are a greedy motherfucker. Learn your lesson.
can soxl go back to 10 please?
>>62025746>What's going to happen when the market stops reacting?the actual factual "THE BIG ONE" TM featuring Mickel Bury happens?
>>62025780So I can buy $400k worth? Then fuck yes
Monsieur Presidente, La Oil is rising
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANGCAM ON AND MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINS
>>62025776No, that's not the problem I wish I was a greedy nigger like you
>>62025746>What's going to happen when the market stops reacting?then we are officially FUBAR
>>62025785based
>>62025700>read through a whole article about what Ray Dalio is saying to do in times like these>literally just buy bonds broOh thanks didn't know that>>62025785Based
THE SWORD OF ALLAH WILL STRIKE DOWN THE GREAT SATAN
>>62025775Can he at least keep the fifa one? He really should have a set of peace prizes from every major oil company
>>62025794That never happens, but if it does you can slap my ass and call me a bitch boss.
>>62025784Make the call.
>>62025793Didn't mean to (You) >>62025700
its over
>>62025795Wow what a beautiful cup
>PL
>Yields back to pre-tweet levels with oil down $7-8.
>>62025713So now the US is fighting a war for the people that attacked it on 9/11? Feels good to make money.
>>62025785LETS FUCKING GOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>62025811cute
>>62025801Look at the peace prize israel gave him, oil companies are seriously way behind the times
>>62025793REITs nigga
>>62025818VNQ really took a beating lately. I was in then got out at a profit, might get back in, but when times are bad they'll do bad and when times are good they won't do as well so idk if it's worth it.>>62025793I suppose doing nothing is better than fucking up and losing money.
>>62025750It'll go down to at least 6000 I think (source_crack_pipe.jpg). Even if Trump fires off another pump tweet, at the end of the day the economy is still shitting itself and AI is proving increasingly worthless as a product.
>>62025733Selling shot term vol is the archetypical example of picking up pennies in front of a steamroller.
Anyone else thinking of picking up some SNDK for <$600?
>>62025822>Junior software developer extinct as a job worldwide>Anthropic made $16 billion in February alone>AI is proving increasingly worthless as a product.lol retard I bet you're bagholding some embarassing shit
>>62025822>AI is proving increasingly worthless as a product. not really but the infrastructure for AI is a b*tch
>>62025807Hopefully it dips somewhat so I can buy more.
>>62025832no Shit will 50% dump
>We have the best refineries they burn and explode way better that theirs
>*QATARENERGY: DECLARE FORCE MAJEURE TO SOME LNG SUPPLY CONTRACTS>*QATARENERGY: ONE GTL FACILITY TRAIN DAMAGED>*QATARENERGY: ATTACKS ALSO MATERIALLY REDUCED OTHER OUTPUT
>>62025815That's a bomb.
>>62025793I bought bonds last year, before it became cool. Now even Ray Dalio is copying my strategy it seems.
>>62025844What the fuck is a force majeure, is that goat fucker for sorry boss?
>we've reached AGI>crabsnvdigger top signal
>>62025851pretty much yeah.... shits gone down, we can't do itno matter how hard they hold back the prices, its not changing reality
Just off the phone with an annoying client. WHY THE FUCK IS MY MSFT DOWN NEARLY 2%
>>62025815That dove looks like ass and the base is already chipped
>>62025858do you do worse job or better job for pain in the a** clients?
Is he dead? Where's the based tweets? Did they take his phone away?
>>62025854did you even what the statement was about retardor do you just watch headlines like a good goy
>sub 400 MUbaggies, your response?
>>62025844
>>62025868Never trust a filthy goat fucker boss.
>>62025868okay so how do people profit??
donald trump Sirdeploy taco pls
>>62025871VG callsbeen telling you guys since last week but you don't listen
>>62025727Enjoying a good pump and dump in a single day mate?
I can’t pee a straight line but kinda spray, financially speaking
so we're worried about irgc digging up enriched uranium out of a btfo mountain, why not just spray they area with radiation. that area would be off limits 100 years
>>62025858Eberybing's grashing :DDDD
>>62025871Short the asx.
>>62025877checked and sprinklerpilled
Is SCHD good? I would have the dividends reinvested and in my Roth IRA so I don't need to worry about taxes
I sold yesterday on the scam pump
>>62025877>I can’t pee a straight line but kinda spray,Check back of toilet seat for solid urea deposits. There's a shortage.
Why is rcat pumping?
>>62025893who
> nows
>>62025700So arbitrary. Everyone outside of the US people filter for 180cm which is 5'11''>t. 6 feet myself.
might be time to get back into /weat/
>>62025862About the same as with good clients. The only difference is that I'm more likely to tattle on a rude customer when they're using Facebook or watching porn on their work computer..>>62025881SPY is only down .50%. I am getting fucked disproportionately hard.
I’m thinking of all inning gold the next 5 years.
>>62025895Red cat holdings. They make drone stuff. Up almost 10% today. No news.
inspect the XOM Computer
>>62025904I made a ton of money on these guys buying options before they got that first big contract
It seems like markets finally priced in everything. The Crab Decade has begun.
>>62025910War is crabbish?
>>62025908I just sold mine. Never look a gift horse in the mouth. Profits taken.
My XLE doin a lil sum
why circle dumped 10% with no news? what is this dogshit?
Welcome to Trump economics.The Art of the Shart.
>>62025918Trump's lie buff ran out.
>>62025734unironically my thoughts todayi am down since the btc ATHi just want to get out of this dogshit
>>62025679I thought it was over :(Oh well I guess I'm dumping all the money i saved for a house into this fake and gay market
>>62025926why not rob a bank?at worst you'll suicide by cop
it's going down again. anyone try unplugging spy and plugging it in again?
>>62025915I think so, at least I feel it is crabbish in my cold, blue blood
>Barely any postsI'm starting to think a lot of smiggers got wiped out or roped bros
i am not making any money and i am mildly annoyed
>>62025886Are you close to retirement age?
>>62025937All the europosters couldn't afford their power bills this month
>>62025937I dunno, jannies have been picking up more shifts and working extra hours lately boss.q
OILERS ON DECK REPORT TO DUTYPROFITS WILL BE MADE
>>62025937what's there to dowe'll just perma crab until trump rolls a coinheads we escalatetails we deescalate
>>62025939I'm annoyed with how terrible and unhelpful this general is, never good ideas or information what's the point of participating or lurking here
>>62025927oil is being held (for now) in a 90-100 windowevents on the ground mean it should be higher, when it goes around 100 you get fud to bring it down - plus whatever the treasury are doing they won't admit tonothing is changing, oil is not moving out of the strait in any meaningful amount and the facilities in the area are still blown upit could pop out of that range, but additionally over months it'll come down anyway because of the reduced demand as the economy is fucked and companies just cannot afford these prices, or they can't get itgamble wisely
>>62025944I hope Trump stops negotiating with the terrorists, and starts bombing their electrical grid, and start putting the fucking boots firmly on the ground.
>>62025939im 95% cash and just rely on scalping until im certain the bottom is in. i probably wont believe the bottom is in until new ATHs so i will miss any recovery.
>Hycroft pumped just enough for me to get out at pretty much break-evenSeeing how hard minerals got HEEMED by the downturn I'm going to wait much longer this time.Naturally it is going to 2x from here now that I solded
I had given up on my PBR calls. Nearly forgotten them. And then, VOILA!
>>62025953my portfolio hopes so too
>>62025679Basement dwelling niggers that jerk off to cartoon kids are afraid to fight? Who knew!
>>62025948Nobody knows what's going on considering the only thing that affects the market currently is what Trump happens to tweet
>>620259511/5th of the world's oil flows through this straight. 90-100 has been priced in accordingly. oil baggies are gonna get heemed once the conflict de-escalates
>>62025960I want to see some of our finest niggers packed like sardines in some amphibious landing rigs d-day style, and some paratroopers dropped into the heart of Tehran boss.
hard to believe it's only been 3 weeks since the great heemening started and shit is still crabbing
>>62025930too lazyjust kms if easieri am burned out
>>62025700Reminder Tom Cruise is 5'6" and is canonically the same height as Stewie Griffin
>>62025937a group of 30-40 smgoids stayed up late Sunday night and Monday night and are sleeping into market hours. Naughty habit.. couldn't ever be me
>keeps dumpingAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKILL ALL JEWSSSSSSSSS
>>62025689I caved. Used my credit to buy more oil.
>>62025953yeah what you care you're almost dead so why shouldn't everyone else suffer bud
>>62025969its not easierits just gayereveryone you ever know will remember you as the faggot loser who lost so bad he quit at lifeeven if you do quit at life, just become a nigger. go scam the system for welfare and sell drugs to people. you'll die quick but you'll have more fun doing it than turning a gun on yourself
>>62025975based
>>62025977It's not about making people's lives worse, this is about making the world a better place for future generations, and of course those future generations will come from the zoomettes who get to avoid the draft and ride my fellow millenials cocks boss.
>>62025980Thank you Klarna!
>>62025975There's no ayathola
$20 says the treasury is doing some financial engineering on the gold contract too quietly
>>62025948Real investing is boring. You buy a thing and then let it ride for years.
>>62025953lol
>iran has replaced its supreme leader with aiIts over
>>62025972guilty...>>62025977based and baggie death-watch pilledstay positive babes. it looks like the market is trying to find a way to go green with the energy sector green as well. make sure to get enough sleep too, i'm going right back there.
im tired of all this winning…
>There are smiggers ITT that believed Trump's lies>I'm one of themHold me bros, I'm scared.
>>62025985>klarnaholy shit what happened to them?
>>62025995it's only what i've always wanted babe
>>62025991destroy israel, make no mistakes
>>62025995Wait I'll save us, trips and we fucking rips
So, explain how gas is going up on stock price when we should be going down due to war?
>>62025948I said to buy EQNR over a week ago when it was $30…
>>62025996>Business model relies on poor people paying you money they don't have which is the entire reason they are abusing youGee wiz
>>62025996>holy shit what happened to them?They lend money to undesirables. Who couldn't see this coming?
>>62025996We have a lot of examples of history for giving money to subprime borrowers
>>62026000YES! WAGMI!BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUYBUY BUY BUY BUY
>>62025924this shit is fuckin funny i dont even care if they are sand people
>>62026000BASED
>>62026000That was trips 000!That's backwards trips, now we drips!
>>62025996its a nigger stock, why werent you shorting niggers?
>>62025996BNPL turned out to be poop bags in a trench coatshocker I know
>>62026000Fuck you. I just solded.
Smigfield, SmigfieldIt’s a hell of a gen!
>>62025858Microsoft is fucked in two ways: either AI works and their software is worthless, or AI doesn't work and they wasted their money while Apple didn't
>>62025924Might be funny if they weren't pedos themselves
>>62025713Hmm I wonder if he wants higher oil prices hmmm
You guys are buying klarna, right? It’s getting ready for some major turnaround right now
>>62025991This is ChatGPT's response to the current situation
>>62025735You're always here aren't you. Get a life loser.
>>62026022
>>62025700They really aren't pulling punches with the demoralization anymore
>>62025941In my mid-twenties so no. I would reinvest the dividends, not live off them
>>62026021I'm not against the idea of slurping Klarna eventually. But you must be off your rockers to buy Klarna when we are this close to a catastrophic downturn.
>>62026026Umm excuse me day trading is a real job it's totally fine to stare at charts all day
>dips in my buyzone to dump 17% in one dayAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I AM FREAKING AAAAAAAAAAAA
buy WBDpotterslop teaser is coming out tomorrow and all the soillennials are jakin'
>>62025996the subprime crisis that caused the 2008 crash, but for sneakers and doordash
>>62025834>it's sole value is hoovering up imaginary money and wiping out jobs thus reducing the consumer baseIdk man doesn't seem sustainable to me.
are we Ving?
>>62026035I think buy now pay later will benefit from an economic downturn, even more poors buying now and paying never on their Big Mac = profits eventually somehow.
>>62025996look if people need to finance a burrito, you probably shouldnt expect to be paid back.
>>62026047You need people to actually pay you back tho
>>62026001explain this?
live your myth now, pay later
>>62026035Isn’t people not being able to pay their debts good for klarna stocks?
>>62026041ya this shit sucks. I was waiting for a spike up to sell a covered call and i'm getting heemed
>>62026045Yes babe, please refer to:>>62026000
>>62026049Technically I finance every burrito I purchase, since I pay with a credit card. I pay it off at the end of the month... but still, it's "financed"
after we free iran there will be peace and a bull market right bros? thats what they meant by peace ticket I bet
>>62026037Only if you make more than the average wagie
>>62026050No you don't, you just need the market to think that they will.
Is50% VOO (or FXAIX in IRA)25% QQQM25% SCHGA good idea? Maybe 40% VOO and 30% both of the others?
>>62026058It was not a bull market before the war
>>62025996their management is completely retarded, take it from someone who knows it well.
>>62025930Would rather take out the biggest loans I can and do high risk trades
>>62026057The credit card company has done underwriting to make sure you’re probably good for it
>>62026062Forgot anime girl pic
>>62026067They keep offering me more cards even
Robinhood!
Just draft everyone below 6ft tall
>MFW if I'm not green by EOD I'm closing out my portfolio and ending my life
>msftis it safe to say all fecaloid shitskin poo niggers should be atomized in a thousand atomic blasts?
>epic (the fortnite devs) are laying off 1000 people, a fourth of their workforce, saying their spending a lot more than they're makingthe zoomers don't even have money to buy microtransaction slop anymore
Who is this Robinhood?
>>62026062Not really, you're mixing exposure to a lot of the same companies. Like 40% of that portfolio would be big name Tech stocks.If you're diversifying with ETFs, pick a mix of industries or at least something like mid-cap + large-cap. Small cap stocks have historically done better than large cap, but given the current state of things ymmv.
>>62026077Makes sense. They'd be harder to hit.
uh oh stinky
>>62026054I have learned that in American you can just not pay your debts and the company can't do shit about it.
$XLE looking bullish despite the oil drop, impressive, I think the market is betting the war is gonna last very long
Hello financial advisors. Do I sell or buy before friday?Thank you for your attention to this matter.
are you making any money babe?
>Trump accused of demanding trillions from gulf states to continue the war I guess we're getting a board of war too, a war board one might say
I just wanted the anti Semitic oil schizo to know that I think he is correct and valid
>>62026055how are we suppose to cope with all these losses?i just want to get out but i am -80% on some buys
>>62026080Funnily enough, I set up our company's Indeed account to replace a guy who left, and my boss specifically told me to reject every Indian who submits an application. He thinks they're all useless retards.
>>62026091On my GRAB yes.On everything else, no.I'm finna kms fr fr, I coulda bought a house, I coulda got married, I coulda finally gone on that Asian adventure I have always dreamed of, instead I clicked buy on some shitty assets and held for painstaking months of crabbing only to be fucked by Israel once again.Tie me to a missile and launch me at Tel Aviv, I'm ready to go now.
Just draft everyone over 6ft and treat it like sports, I want to see who's tall for nothing
I'm going for the candy. Pray for me.
>>62026087The debt doesn’t get sold off to a collection agency?
Another TACO?
>>62026096Smart man. Good that people are wising up.
can I talk the seeds out of jarred pickles and plant them and grow pickles?
>invest in a market where Trump moves markets with posts, and his friends get advance knowledge of the contents
>>62026105No Bessant deployed the oil short to buy us more time.
Gold going up. Finally.
>>62026110imagine every kike lever trick Bessant is pulling
>>62026108Probably not, and even if they did, they'd only grow cucumbers.
>>62026114What the fuck is that supposed to mean boss?
>>62025868>natural gas dumps
>>62026108You can but having to water the plants with vinegar can be a pain.
>He didn't buy GRABNot only are they expanding into Taiwan, they're buying the competition there and issuing enormous buybacks. Easy double within the next 3 months.
IRAN OPEN TO U.S. OUTREACH, READY TO LISTEN
>>62026126SOURCE????Pls. I need this hopium. I'm jonesing.
>>62026126>says Jared Kushner
>>62026109Just be on the same side of the market as the insider traders?? Am I missing something?
An Iranian source says Washington has initiated “outreach” and Tehran is willing to consider sustainable proposals to end the conflict. -- CNN
>>62026126ww3 IS OVER ITS OVER everyone is celebrating in the streets of big cities, check the front page of your newspaper
what the fuck are all these scamwicks?
>According to this source: In recent days, contacts have been established between the United States and Iran, initiated from Washington, but they have not yet reached the level of full negotiations. Messages have been received through various intermediaries to assess whether an agreement can be reached to end the war or not.>hey babe
WTFWTWTFITWTFIGO
buy real estate
>>62026095Luckily I haven't held for a super long time. I had calls expiring in april that were down over -90% up until that last ER. Thanks to dcaing I was able to exit the calls for 400%+ and decided to buy shares a couple weeks ago. I held those april calls for like 5 months before finally being able to exit at profit. If you've held longer or bought shares higher idk what to tell you. This dogshit is brutal in both directions and idk why I decided to re enter after barely making it out alive with calls
>>62026126Doubt. Trump is so desperate he's offering proofs that Pakistan 'stands ready to facilitate'They haven't even booked a room.
>>62025795>hands of pedofile demons clawing at a globe here have this prize pedo kingthey don't even hide it any more
>>62026137>-- CNNwoops nevermind ww3 back on
the good guys won
>>62026146I can't imagine anything more worrying than having Pakistan or India as a mediator.
My sources are telling me there have been no discussions with the former republic known briefly as Iran boss. You can't negotiate with terrorists. Someone needs to remind our Leader that all of their empty promises are just to buy time so they can finish their bombs. We can't let them finish the bombs that's the whole reason Bibi got us into this SCO.
>>62026149>Sources say
Outreach but bombing continue, wtf?
>>62026159My sources tell me that Faggler is a fag.
>>62026158>Do not redeeming the terms saar!
AYO WTF HAPPENED I THOUGHT IRAN NEVER GIVES UP
How many children were sacrificed for said outreach
>>62026165Well you can't spell Faggler without Fag. Who's the faggler boss?
>>62026149Is Iran's government in one piece. This is actually important because they can't actually negotiate if they're still reforming control after their leaders were wiped.Who is the source?Will Israel accept that deal or will they set off a car bomb in the middle of negotiations when things don't go their way?
>>62026167That was the old regime, they're dead now. The new guys are coddled spoiled pussies who can't stomach even a month of getting bombed 24/7. Pathetic.>The eternal Persian BTFO yet again
>>62026165knock it off faggler is dying give him a break boss
>>62026149Notice how israel isn't mentioned at all
are these guys just cucks? They're admitting they'll put up with the usual strikes and only start retaliating after Iran commits war crimes.
SOXL....Gods?
>>62026168not enoughhate them little shits
brent 98.7 and wti 91.3, is this true boys?sounds like good news to be desu
>>62026174>>62026182even if there was outreach, look at those conditions. Isn't that what the US specifically said they would not allow. Not to mention Israel seemingly wanting scorched earth.
WAR! HOAH!YEAH! WHAT IT ISSA GOOD FOR, ABSOLULY NOTHING!
>>62026187USA is still the greatest Satan
and gold is 4444it's a sign!
>Iranian source Jonsaleh Baran tells CNN that the country is willing to make a deal
>>62026188More like COXSWL
>>62026187For Arab states they have to deal with an additional religious dimension that makes it more difficult to act. ME aren't huge fans of the USA or Israel but Shiite vs Sunni shit-flinging is going strong. Just look at how vicious Catholics vs Protestants were in the past to point there's still random beliefs descended from 300+ year propaganda.
>>62026194israel wants iran completely destroyed and wiped off the map, they're never going to have a better chance than this, they want a balkanized iran split up along tribal lines and who controls america
>iran will open the hormuz strait>will start charging countries Trump will declare this as a victory
With all these fertilizer shortages life is going to be tough for vegans.Oh no.
>>62026207LOL
>>62026210You need a lot more plant based calories to raise chicken or cattle you retard.
>>62026209more like the Gay Of Hormuz
How hard is the afternoon doomp gonna be?
>>62026212No you don't.
>>62026212Cows unlike vegans can eat grass and reeds
>>62026178Poor Faggler, is it the AIDS from having too much gay sex boss?
>>62026220Based and bovinepilledTRIPS AND WE RIPS
>>62026126>An Iranian source told CNN https://youtu.be/hGmdTWgSxlU?si=-Dg-6a_Rzs5AoWqq
>>62026220Chickens eat fucking anything. (Unlike vegans)
>>62026223off by one, now the market is fucked for the whole year boss.
I just took a big dump. Required 2 flushes.
>>62026228People eating well. Bullish
>>62026222>>62026223You fool, you gay attention seeking terminally ill fool, you've doomed us all. Curses upon you and you and your barren gookfu! A POX. A POX UPON YOU AND YOURS VILE KNAVE!
>>62026211iran is signaling they are willing to negotiate with a middleman which makes them look weak, they are talking to the puppet not the puppet master
code greencode green
Exit liquidity for institutions after their 2 hour lunch
>>62026220Grass fed beef is already expensive though.>>62026225Sure, but the corn based gigaslop they're currently fed is a lot cheaper than other options.If fertalizer gets expensive enough we'll all be eating beans on toast(or bugs).
>>62026242Beans on toast is good
Shit and piss is green. This is extremely bearish
>>محمدباقر قالیباف | MB Ghalibaf>@mb_ghalibaf>We are aware of what is happening in the paper oil market, including the firms hired to influence oil futures. We also see the broader jawboning campaign.>But let’s see if they can turn that into "actual fuel" at the pump —or maybe even print gas molecules!
>>62026249This smigga has to be browsing /pol/
>>62026248everthing is red tho and so is nasdaq
>QQQ about to turn green for no reason
>>62026249Kek
Why is SPY pumping
>>62026256An anonymous powerless Iranian gave a quote that they are open to the possibility of talks.WHAT MORE NEWS DO YOU NEED COMMIE? BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY
>>62026249>Arab
i am now a micron baggie
>>62026266i am since yesterday
>>62026260Iran blinked
>>62026260Insiders buying before the next orange migger tweet announcing everlasting world peace
Fun fact there is currently no such thing as an XOM baggie
>>62026266>>62026269>MUGODSMight unironically go right into MUD instead of SOXS
JUSTBUY SHITJEWSFUCK YOU
Head and shoulders on SPYWEEEESSSAAA GOING DOWWWWNNNNNNN
>>62026282Lmao it’s gonna dump and you will seethe
PVVVVVVVVVVVVMP!
>>62026284The left arm is going up in a roman salute.
this fucking market man
sure am glad i decided not to trade today, look at that scamwick
>no bakersthe people need bread!
cant wait till israel ignores any negotiations between usa and iran, and just nukes tehran. nothing is off the table in the pursuit of greater israel!!
baking
baked>>62012604>>62012604>>62012604>>62012604
>>62026299Let them eat shitposts instead!
>>62026249HAHAHAHAHAHA
>>62026312That's it buster! I bought calls. Get fucked with your puts
>>62026290Now this is good astrology.
>>62026329>>62026329>>62026329NEW NEW NEW
>>62026312thats a gme thread boss
>>62026085And their General Patton; Manly Tears
